Penguins Edition >>153861391
>laffs
pitspok
>>153870108hard watch...
TUSKS UP
wheres didney
>>153870103Winning every game between now and the next time they play the ducks, just to get absolutely ran over by the ducks would be the most >laff thing they could do so youre probably right
>>153870131passed away with silveritis
>>153870131he has finally retired. now he can marry and reproduce
>>153870163many milestones are happening today
>>153870192600 games and never drew a dime
>>153870192FUCK THE CANES
>>153870192so he must have so many accolades
>>153870192/hoc/ should throw a party
>>153870214can we order pizza hut?
sharkies redditors say mack is 19 years old and it's wrong to boo a child
>>153870206this dumb queer is a resident of the Holy See(the)
>>153870238Of course!
>>153870241why are they booing him anyway?
should be 2-2
my shartans :(
>>153870241he should be in school
>i miss her so much
that was the luckiest knuckler i've ever seen in my entire lifeand i've seen a lot of knucklers let me tell ya
I’d say send these nj devils to the golf course already for an early summer but they’re probably losers there too
Canesbros that woman in the green shirt on the Harris Teeter commercials has an amazing rack
>>153870267it's tradition to boo the other team's best playertry to get in his head, know what i mean? a sign of respeck
>>153870306Let's see it
>>153870306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2eYDvxjPVMthis one? those are the most average breasticles in existence
>>153870291Jack Hughes already got his big win
habs fans be like beuuuuuuu instead of booooo
SSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
LolMildsLmao evenSoftpussy ass teamRolf, if you will
>>153870306so you're saying the teeter commercial girl has nice teeters?
>>153870364
Average Celebrini assist
Yeah playoffs are back on the menu
the habs may have a goaltending problem
>>153870333>>153870364>>153870381
SUZUKI-SAN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
CAC
BIG DICK NICK
Kevin Bieksa just said 6 7
sick drop pass
>>153870364>>153870381Bruh get some standards
>>153870444Wow, that meme is super dead, huh.
>>153870364>>153870381fat
the canadiens were really surging at the end of the period there
>>153870469Your mom was surging at the end of her period
>I'M SUUUUUUUURGIIIING
bing bong lil nigga
>>153870436NANI???
the fridge man said that matthews might not kneed surgery for his knee
>>153868969carrier is probably the most relentlessly handsome habitant
wow so uhhhhh goalies are kinda shit huh
mild softpoosay guy where are you friend
>>153870565please don't summon the mildcuck, this has been a good thread so far
>>153870565for me, it's "mildcuck fangays"idk why that one always stands out in my mind
>>153870552There's so much random shit that happens on the ice that it's a wonder any goalie can have any amount of success over a long period of time
>>153870542Unless there's damage to the meniscus or the ACL he probably won't need any surgery.
both of those goals were deflected what the fuck was Dobes supposed to do
>Larkin and Copp (an AHL player on a cup contending team) are their equivalent to McDavid and Draifraud wings fans are the most delusional and softest fans in the league
>>153870611not suck
>>153870611Monty would have save those
kekhabs partners baby party>its a men
>>153870552Otter is .620% but he hasn’t played 300 games yet he’s like twenty something short of 300.
Walker absolutely cucked Hagel
>>153870674for a snack?
>>153870674absolutelymonty hates fish
>>153870678I take that back after tonight hes 6 games shy of 300.
Lifelong Kings fan here with an important announcement. I will no longer pay money to attend LA Kings games at crypto.com arena. The Kings are owned by jews (the Anshutschz family) and I will not be giving them dollars. I might see the Kings play at other arenas, but I’d need to research the owners of the home team.
>>153870677all NHL players date the same woman
>>153870677i could heem all these ladies
>>153870700antisemitic much?
>>153870700research going to utah
>>153870677Boobs!
look at the defenseman's skatelook at it
>>153870700if you don't like that, wait until you learn about gary bettman
>>153870750And right after that Hedman put it in his own net
hi
>>153870714only one type of woman will date a hockey player.
>>153870788hi
>>153870714laine is the exception
My husband is an NHL player.t. woman
>>153870677
>>153870848roll
>>153870801good point
>>153870847but /hoc/ is a boys only high school >:(
Simon Holmstrom was the player to bank on but I did not bank on Simon Holmstrom...
>>153870848I'd be so happy to have a loyal wife
My penguins are so fucked ):
cant pp
>>153870677not enough melanin
>>153870905My mammies are so back :)
>>153870905at least they can hang on for long enough to get one round's worth of playoff gate revenue
>>153870904I want a disloyal, scheming wife like my macbeth
Canes are such a boring team to watch.
>>153870108Congrats Kopitar
>>153870931you should look up my cunt ex that i think lives in philly now. turbo slut bpd retard
>>153870958did he surpass dionne?
S T A N K
ANOTHER milestonegary must have scheduled today to be milestone day
>>153870848for me, it's 5 or 7maybe 2 if she looks a little more normal when she's not smiling like thathonestly none of these girls are that great
PINGE
my canesies won
I wonder if they let you see the Bell if you go to the Bell Centre
>>153871181it's named after a person, you silly goose
>>153870931and my mcdavid
Well. None of us will ever forget where we were when nico hischier had his 4 point night to vanquish the kings
>>153871209he's talking about Alexander Graham Bell's embalmed corpse in the mausoleum, obviously
the bell centre is named after a cape bretoner, if you really think about it
Garytime in Buf'lo
>>153871181you can touch the ball at ball arena but they don't let you see it
I really hope my stars win this game :)
>>153871222I caught 4 shiny Scorbunny in Pokémon Go and an Azelf while my dinner was cooking, that's all that I'm going to remember about today in a week let alone in 20 years
>>153871230i've been to his househe wasn't home, tho
>>153871245i did that. it was weird though, they blindfold you and you go into a closet to touch it. it's hairy and squishy and makes jewish noises for some reason
has anyone won anything of value while licking the rim of tom hortons?
>>153871324i've never licked tom hortons rim and i never will
>>153871222I went to a sports card convention and bought a dalai lama relic card (?) for five dollars
>>153871324i consider boston cream donuts valuable
in french canada they call boston pizza Boustan Pízza
>>153871360how strange
fucking demidov
Average Celebrini goal
merdegg san jose. street sharks were badass.
>>153871324More fackin covfefe
shit game, braindead jew refs
>>153871360>>153871364nah its a shawarma framchisethe logo is a meat pilennot a pizza slice
they should jump celebrini
>>153871324Tim "sean higgins" horton
>>153871360They still got those 3 gallon pitchers?
erm, laffs lose, lmao!pretty sad of the sabres to outshoot them 2 to 1 and win in the shootout
knights on soon
boston won too
fuck them frogs etc etc
frig off, gary
My sharks are swimming into playoffs! :)
>>153871324I don't lick the rim, but I've gotten a dozen coffees from rolls
>>153871457DABRES :DDDD
MY vancouver canucks are about to play YOUR seattle kraken
Our DABRES!!!!!
>>153871481/KRAK/We're winning the rainbowl
Another chapter gets written tonight in the Kraken/Canucks rivalry as we get excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>153871494the neat thing about the dabre beer sabre is that once you drink it all you can use it to piss into so you don't need to leave your seat
i'm still sad about chernyshov
Devils, Sabres, Jets, Rangers all understood the assignmentGo Blackhawks
Who has the best name for complimenting a Bobby McMann - Jared McCann - ____ line?
>>153871572Did she just skip the canadian anthem?
Can my Merrimack really overthrow Providence?
shartans no :(
>>153871592Buffalo sabres arena workers must love fat middle-aged guys pretending to stab each other with the beer sword. How can that not light up your day
but will mack take his shirt off again
>>153871675Hopefully :3
AND MERRIMACK WINS
God don't taunt me with false hope
krak'd
We may disagree on a lot but I think we can all agree the reffing has been positively short bus tier this season.
>>153870903Simon is so close to being a perfect clone of Frans Nielson and Josh Bailey
>>153871837+1
>>153871735Wings are a bottom 7 team since jan 17It's over
>>153871870more like jen 17
>>153871360Lmao they are so weird over there
Columbus is going to make the playoffs just to die
>>153871927Don't say that
>>153871927
>>153871927Unlike my penguins ):
Fuck TEXAS>FUCK TEXASFuck TEXAS>FUCK TEXASFuck TEXAS>FUCK TEXASFuck TEXAS>FUCK TEXASFuck TEXAS>FUCK TEXAS
Not a lot of life in my nuckies to start the game. Was hoping the win last game could be the start of something special.
so which team is inevitably gonna bootyblast the avs in the first round this year?
>>153871968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>left at the end of the first>remember the games was on check the scoreTHATS WHY HE'S MY GOAT
>>153871927at least they'll make it
Marchenko :)
my starsies :)
ITS BEEN 9 YEARS WHEN IS THE YZERPLAN GONNA START FUCKING WORKING??????
Huomenta but the opposite
r-rags?
>>153872163the rags have won 4 in a row for some reason
my starsies are only 3 points behind avs
McCann and McMann scarred lul
thank you tolopilo for your dedication to the tank
>>153872192Without Mikko no less. This is what I’m saying Colorado gets kisses blown up their ass all year but they are nowhere near as deep as Dallas which gets exposed in every series.
>>153872243Plus Dallas has the 3 guys in in the pinstripes too for depth
>>153872243And then Dallas loses to Edmonton again
>>153872181it's clearly just a mandated humiliation ritual to torment the fans
>>153871439I don't know, haven't been there in a looong time since everything is overpriced despite the head chef bein a microwave
>>153872295Gulutzan behind their bench and Skinner were the Stars biggest weaknesses (and DeBoer the saboteur ofc) so I don’t think so buddy.
>>153872295If they had anyone but Seguin making 10mil a year they would have multiple cups by now
The fuck was Bedard doing lmao
>>153872347chef mike's pretty good
>>153872374being bedarded
>>153872374Too low IQ to understand his mind games
>>153872000mammoth
>ref casually does the hitler salute to celebrini after his empty nettergary is not going to like this
Stars need to clinch first seed in the final hour it’ll be funny as fuck to see Colorado get bounced by minny
The Mammoths stink out loud. The Weegar trade broke the locker room. He came in full of piss and vinegar.
pettersson can't even make a simple pass
pain
even the canucks sticks aren't trying anymore
>>153872724Send him to Switzerland.
>>153872973they must buy him out, and do so soon
things will be better when chytil comes back
>>153873045he should probably retire now given that if a bee sneezed on him he'd get another concussion at this point
>>153873045Pettersson, Rossi, and Chytil is actually really good hypothetical center depth.
Shitcango chimping out already
>>153873045Doubt
>>153873204whats happened i havent watched the game
@aussiewe bang bawstun wherever we show up to cropped out my dad but dont worry hilarious game seeing cavs get run in their barn
pettersson was mad that somebody took his helmet off and exposed his bald head
>rags all but eliminated>finally start playing wellFUCKING >rags
>>153873246>apehoop on the telly>Cuba Gooding Jr. in a full kit wanker apehoop uniform>wearing a apecollide jersey
>>153873244they were bullying bedard: https://streamain.com/en/eiGii4j62spX2SE/watch
>>153873323>they were bullying bedardbased golden showers, stuff that twink
>>153873323>I'm surprised it wasn't a call right thereDarren Pang must think a lot of NHL refs.
>>153873244Bedard got his feelings hurt by VGK so they have been getting into scrums and they just gave up a goal.
>>153873381likely due to brain damage from all those pucks he took to the head over his career
>>153873323>getting your ass beat by kaeden korczak
Anyone at t-mobile? Are the blackhawk fans being salty bitches
>>153873496I didn't go today, I sold that ticket
>>153873510They were so pissy last time
>draw a softpusy PP>trip a guy right awaylollmao
>>153873448this nigga looks like a space alien
>>153873438Very likely.
>wes mcauley has now officially ruined 1,500 nhl gameswow
>>153873703and to thunderous applause!
>>153873703I like when he does funny calls.
not many people in the crowd at the canucks game
>>153873963seeing a bunch of kraken jersey in the seats
My penguins won (:
>>153873963Those seats at center ice are always empty to start the period after intermission. They’re some sort of VIP seats but I don’t know what that entails.
McMANN SCCCARRRRS AGAIN!!!!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
this is really taking the fucking piss
The Highlander television show was filmed in Vancouver and the fictional city on the show was called Seacouver lmao
>>153874059That's just lazy writing
>>153874053Mcmann, Roy, laughton with like 5 goals combined since leaving the laffs. for what? some 2nd or 3rd round picks? FUCK ME
>>153874059Nothing past the original movie matters.
>>153874092just took a roy a few minutes ago
Nice sport
give my nigga skinner some challenge
>>153874109We call those Marner here.
NOT SO FAST SHITCAGO
>>153874163Get with the times grandpa
Holy shit, how did that not go in?
>benistrading Meyers has left the nucks defenseless
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>153874215i always had a good laugh whenever they played that video on the much music.
ALL TOGETHERALL IN
adam foote probably drinks himself to sleep every night
why doesnt Shane Wright ever try to score a goal?
>>153874211matty benis :DDD
>>153874179>>153874109kill yourself, copey
>>153874408>anyone that doesn't participate in my forced meme is actually one guyok babe
>>153874392He's afraid of success
>xhe's trying a newer, even gayer tacticgrow a spine, faggotmaybe talk to your kid one of these days
>>153874438the only forced thing here is the marner out of my ass after a week of low fiber
>>153874382How do I acquire a Adam Foote nose?
>>153874456cope too busy with the new d4 season
>>153874408Unfortunately I'm not based copey
>>153874465become the shah of Iran
lmao nice pass
Why the fuck is Hill playing good now?
NOTSO FASTKRAKERS
marco rossi that's an italian
gg nuckbros, McMann had a nice debut, lame there wasn't a fight
>>153874539nigga was hurt and had played less than 20 games in a season
>>153874586in THE seasoninterrupted by the olympics too
hill is a washed unc
THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABBY
Knights raped the Chicago Bedards
>>153874709bedussy status: pounded
>>153874734
>making adin hill look like a vezina winnerlmao
still cant post since the new captshas
If you think about it, even the Blues and Jets are still in the wild card race
It’s up
