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North Melbourne are closer to a flag than poort. Have been for the last 5 years too.

Jhf the number 1 BUST


Also the saints SUCK LMAO

FUCK thread sperg
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what game is on now?
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>>153878857
Dont know or care tbqhwy
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If I could give my life to save all of yours i would do it
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I'd probably kill myself if you did
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The eagles have come out with a bit more VIGOR
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>>153878833
good bake
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>laughing at child abuse
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>Not even a 100 point win
Fuming desu. What a waste of everyone's time.
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>piesperg bake
>no previous matches
curse bake fit only for a sunday night spergout
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if the eagles lose by less than Geelong they're in better form than Fred
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port board is still blaming himkley kek
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>closey
>kicks one from far away
?
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>shits on the post below
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Have the Suns ever had a 100+ point win?
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duggan is our captain and legit would not get a game in any other team
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first to 100 usually wins
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dev looked alright, glad he can finally get a proper run in the afl
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What if someone chose their club song as their goal song?
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What if someone chose an anime opening as their goal song?
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>>153879022
Pick opposition song for mind games
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>>153879030
they would be bullied for being a dweeb faggot
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>>153879050
this is simply not true
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>>153878982
I like his 4wd podcast
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>>153879030
>>153879050
Would you bully Jack Viney?
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HATE CRIME
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no matter the opposition mac is always finding himself in fights
bit of an euphemism for australia
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>>153879064
Yeah seems a great bloke, just wish he learned how to kick or handball after 12 fucking years.
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what's the deal with black andrews anyway? seems to have one decent game out of ten and the other nine he just flounces about and gives away dumb frees.
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west coast won the qtr good signs only another 5 years of being useless cunts
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I’ve haven’t noticed the centre throw up once, I think it’s made the game better icl
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>>153879069
steven may be a bit of a bully
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>>153879069
>Learnt a value lesson
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>>153879100
should be called the chunder like now like how it used to be called the bounce iykwim haha
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>>153879069
>had a thought in my head
>better tell the world!
what a gay fucking platform
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>>153879022
this would be utterly crisp as it shows devotion to the club

>>153879030
pure cringe, i say that even as someone who watches anime
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>getting ads for kayo on kayo
its an interesting idea
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>>153879116
what do you think 4chan is dickhead
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>>153878833
>norfies suddenly acting like they have a winning culture
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>>153879130
an interesting discussion
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>>153879130
a group of like minded intellectuals discussing all aspects of life
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>>153879127
ynr this earbrape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMF5rB5VRGQ
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>>153879125
>self-hating weeb
could you BE anymore of a zoomer stereotype?
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>>153879155
oops hit b instead of space
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seems my iggsies :) have started playing better since I switched over after the f1 finished

i am FORTUNATE for not having seen the first half
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>>153879130
footy from some angles.
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C O M E B A C K
O
M
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A
C
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>>153878992
Doesn't have too many tricks but he's decent at what he does. He could've made it at the Lions but you can't play too many defensive mids in the same team and he's behind possibly the best in the AFL in Dunkely and Berry is also a better defensive mid that can also play on the wing.
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Comeback?
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>>153879162
being a weeb is fine
openly being a weeb is cringe as fuck, and i'm sure whatever shit a footy player likes is low-level trash like AoT, one piece, or whatever seasonal sloppa is popular at the moment.
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bit of a moral victory for the eagles here
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Hey where's that other lion we got? The bald concussed one
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>>153879131
Mate, they have been absolutely starving for wins. Let them have this.
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>>153879193
>my taste in anime is refined, not like the slop these casuals watch!
Holy cringe
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>>153879200
looks like you cunts were the ones who got fleeced kek, can't even get baldy on the park
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>>153879200
Starcevich. He's a month away with calf issues.
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>>153879200
FLEECED
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iggs have more scoring shots if you take away 7 of the suns scoring shots
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A happy Petracca is a completely different player.
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>>153879209
seethe about it more champ
they watch the anime equivalent of nrl, i watch the afl. very big difference.
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>>153879228
you anime with trannies?
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mafskino
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>champ
based 70-iq facebook poster
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>>153879240
OOF
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>>153879200
iggs will be higher on the ladder at the end of round 1 of 2026 and the lions have had more chances
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I bet that fag watched naruto
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>>153879240
no i said i don't watch the nrl equivalent mate
learn to reed
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>people first
Who is second?
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>>153878833
The Gehrig 100 goal Curse has doomed Poort and the Aints
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>>153879242
Stopped watching it, it was raising my cortisol every time I watched
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>just embarassed myself with a typo
well still less embarassing than what my team did today, i have been thoroughly owned regardless
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The eagles are currently beating the 60 point line.

World = Shocked
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suns are sponsored by zambrero
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>>153879263
Go Iggs. Who will be higher on the ladder at the end of the season?
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Iggs moral victors
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wish my pink wet pussy was being beaten by one of you hot daddies
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>>153879308
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>>153879308
wtf
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John Cena music
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This game is over now imo, switching off
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Good morning lads
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>>153879339
Based time traveller contacting us from quarter time.
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FREEZING FROGS AND FUNKY DANCE
BENEATH THE BLUE AND WHITE SHE STANDS
WE PRAISE OUR EASTERN WONDERLAND
CIRNORFIES, CIRNORFIES

OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME TO PLAY
FREEZE THE FROGS AT SANAE’S SHRINE TO PASS THE TIME AWAY
RUMIA, MYSTIA, WRIGGLE, DAIYOUSEI
CIRNORFIE BOYS ARE HARD TO BEAT WHEN CIRNO COMES TO PLAY

SO JOIN IN THE CHORUS, THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD
JOIN IN THE CHORUS, BELOVED TOMBOY GIRL
GOOD OLD CIRNORFIES, COME OUT WITH PERFECT FREEZE
CIRNORFIES ARE THE TEAM THAT PLAYS TO WIN FOR (YOU) AND ME
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this is the shittiest sort of game for a neutral
not a close game, but also not a seriously impressive blow-out either. like dogs v gas, a predictable as fuck blow-out within a fairly normal margin. cats blowing norf out last year by 101 was impressive, jezza kicking 11 was downright unheard of in the current era.
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>>153879346
G'day
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wby does mac andrew have such poor impulse control?
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i have a theory that the afl has told clubs they are not allowed to run up the score if they are flogging teams
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>>153879374
Economic factors.
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Iggs are going to beat the 60 spread. Gamblers around the country livid.
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nate higgers
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Who won the f1
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>>153879383
based desu
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>>153879394
dont give a fuck
you didnt either till that gay netflix series came out
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>It's another 'Anon has all his best rookies on the bench' episode
Year after year it's the same story.
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the league will regret overlooking milan murdock so many times
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>>153879169
Had we kicked straighter, hand passed straighter, could have been much closer.
That 1st half was shockers though. You could tell GC had had an extra game before us. Opening round has got to go. It's dumb.

What gets me is the tackle count. GC were expecting them every time after 1/2 time. If we get some little things cooking better, I think we could push the 10.

47 is a good pickup though, holy moly.
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>>153879440
Phillipou to him looming as a popular trade.
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>>153879440
That kid is something huh.
He's come to the gig with a vengeance.
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>>153879397
post nose
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>>153879450
I don't think he's leaving if the east ignored him.
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>>153879465
Talking Supercoach.
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I haven’t masturbated since before the start of Lent
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>Gazey's gone from showing youtube poop to AI slop
I'm not watching this trash.
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>>153879475
this but start of the hour
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>>153879475
I stopped fapping for a week and now my loads aren't shooting out. Just orgasm then ooze out cum for 10 minutes.
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>Milan Murdock
>Brothers' names are Paris and Rome
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>>153879485
Essendon haven’t won a final since this happened….
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>>153879301
i used to love zambrero but for some reason now it just tastes like bland slop, not sure if the quality is worse or i have better taste in food
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>>153879507
pwooaaarrrr
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finna make a veggie protein pasta dish today
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>eating vegetables
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>>153879507
bonds sold so many red gstrings after this happened
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>>153879522
> >>153879504 #
pwooaaarrrr
govsmackin innit
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At least show her arse mate
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>>153879513
bit of both probably
pretty sure almost all their main ingredients or items either have soi or traces of soi
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>>153879528
GOTTEM
>>153879537
that’s what she said
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>>153879507
Okay.
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>>153879531
The infamous g banger was sxc as fuck
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>>153879537
can't show what doesn't exist champ
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my team lost so i wont be consuming any football media this week
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>>153879543
FUCK THATS A NICE ARSE
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>>153879550
show ‘em who’s boss bossman
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I saw her at church today, I hadn’t seen her in months. She had dyed her hair and looked ill. I hope she’s okay. My Crows won last night though, which is good.
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>suns couldn't even beat iggs by 60+
yep this team will not be a premiership threat
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>>153879548
Stfu Jen has a 10/10 bum
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>>153879603
yep usual half way drop off incoming
i see the afl has given them another rigged fixture to try and get the momentum going early
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>>153879550
i watch a few trusted sources to see if they saw any bright sides, and judging from what i've already seen today i shall not be watching any more.
my pooties are genuinely cooked
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>>153879603
iggs are wildcard-bound this year though and won by 59. susn will be right up there
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>>153879550
based me but if they win I watch every one I can.
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missed 5aa
any good revvings?
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My junkie neighbour is doing home Reno’s 9:30 on a Sunday
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Jhawk has the greatest arse of all time
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jhawksperg can fuck right off again
no-one cares you worthless coomer
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iggs did a good job stopping the bleed, even won the 2nd half by 3 points
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arse = :|
arse (jhawk) = :O
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So watchout all you know-alls
All you wisemen from the east
Cause you'll get more than just a footy game
You'll get a West Coast Eagles feast!
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wouldn't mind feasting on yasmin's west coast iggers iykwim haha
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>>153879648
except its not the house he is rearranging its his missus face
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And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
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>>153879707
I don't live in St Kilda mate
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>>153879403
Don’t talk to me like that you fucking rat I’d smash the fuck out of you if I ever saw you
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>>153879706
no i dont please elaborate
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>>153879707
grim
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forever grateful to have found this place desu
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Before Covid footy frenzy /nrl/ was way more active than /afl/, I wonder why it changed so drastically
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no more brother wars
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JUST
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>>153879797
thats simply not true at all
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>>153879797
wat
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>>153879722
tassiela!
how u been moite
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>>153879805
What missed?
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was at aldi today for the first time. full of obese lower class ferals and immigrants. some fat slavvy wog serb chick or whatever greased me up and down, fat fucking bitch you're shopping at aldi you cunt fuck you
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>>153879893
lgm
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>>153879805
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>>153879893
sounds like you have a repugnant visage mon ami
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>>153879893
>some fat slavvy wog serb chick or whatever greased me up and down,
get fucked that happened to you. cunt. fucking love fat wog sluts
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thinking about buying a flat cap
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>>153878833
kek based north customer
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>>153879805
>>153879921
>gamble
>lose
got what you deserved desu
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take me back to when i did $5 bets on the footy for fun
tfw 1k down this weekend
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>>153879993
What are you really gambling with?
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>>153879993
have you tried not losing?
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>>153879993
this is why i've never started
slope is too slippery
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>>153879999
it's an interesting discussion
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>>153879950
applied for richton membership yet mate
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>>153879893
>greased me up and down
what does this mean, she checked you out?
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don't think i've ever had a woman check me out
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>>153880069
like a judgy bitchface mock what you look like and wearing kinda thing
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>>153880080
same
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>>153878833
LOL SUCK SHIT JASON HORNE FRANCIS ENJOY THE REBUILD SON!!! SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE ICE BATH AFTER ALL!!!
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>>153879887
Jamie Cripps any time goal scorer

>>153879921
Ouch
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Ive officially hit Norwood 2
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>>153880150
Crisp soon to be reaper victim
t. Norwood 3 vertex
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>>153880094
ah yeah right ty
yeah it always seems to be the least attractive women who do that kek
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>>153880150
same and my dad's hair is only slightly worse than mine despite being 30 years older than me
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Both my grandads were norwood 6, dadza’s a norwood 6. Just waiting for my hair to fall out so I’m out of the weird awkward kinda balding stage
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>>153879617
I miss him bros
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can’t tell if I have bald spot or if my head is just parted that way due to wearing my headset all day at my computer
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iggs
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>>153879550
crisp and same
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>>153880416
they had dimma spitting chips during that 3rd quarter.

they figure out how to not give their opposition a 11 goal head start and they will surprise some teams this year. they really aren't as far off as some think
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Why do niggas take supercoach so seriously, like they have full yt and tiktok accounts dedicated to it
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Keen for 4-0 Norf
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Still annoyed at Fred losing
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>>153880554
blame opening round, they ran out of gas whereas the team who had already played 1 game didn't
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Teams that played in opening round went 3-2 against teams that didn't play in opening round
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>>153880637
>only the worstern pozstralian teams lost
lol. kek. haha. fuckin whiny sandcopers. eat shit
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>>153879069
No, but Steven may
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>>153879506
I thought my old man was being a dickhead. It's true
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>>153880874
No
Bitchmond lost as well
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https://youtu.be/nYUU7d0w0XM

>eating meat
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last for iggs
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iggs for last
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They'll be calling the iggs the wildies when they make wildcard.
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>>153880172
Doesn't it come from your maternal grandfather?
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>Consumer Watch Australia
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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/52yo-greyhound-trainer-avoids-jail-after-sex-with-15yo/news-story/aa9d229e451b4122bc7454ece16a5dd5
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WAKE UP DUMB NEET FAPSTICKS
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>>153885936
he's not me retard
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>>153886532
Morning mate
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Watching the sunday footy show, it's just not the same without Kane...
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Regarding Fremantle, why does all the anger fall on Longmuir but never on Brayshaw?

Andrew Brayshaw - 14 disposals, including handing Geelong a 12-point turnaround in the 4th quarter. This guy is on a huge contract and has a reputation for being one of the best in the AFL, yet was complete trash in a big game when his team needed him.
Yet somehow he escapes scrutiny and the coach cops it. It's not Longmuir's fault pea-heart Brayshaw doesn't care.
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>footys back
>cold weathers back
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is it time to kill ourselves yet poortbros
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Dogs fan here. Good start to the year, but still don't trust them, certainly not with Beveridge as coach.
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Simon Goodwin moved to Sydney? I thought they had a no dickheads policy?
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>>153887006
they had heeney on their list the whole time so no clearly not
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lol
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I have yet to see a player with the grit and technique combination of heiritier lumumba. He was treated unfairly in australia and every afl fan owes him an apology.
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>>153886925
y-you too thanks
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people stare at their smart phones so much they forget to look up at the sky.

These chem-trails are criminal.
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Good morning alf
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8/9 in the tipping last round.

Only got Essendon wrong.
Hawthorn got thrashed in round 0, no Worpel, still no Day, weak midfield, didn't get Merrett, Essendon still an unknown and thought they had a chance.
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>>153887552
7/9 for me

Fucking aints. Tipped pies purely because they played round 0 and thought they'd be better for it than the crows who might start sluggish.
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>>153887573
Everyone else in my tipping comp tipped the Saints ahead of Melbourne too.
Not sure why. St Kilda were terrible against the Pies, Melbourne had a strong pre-season and it was at the MCG. Ppl also forget Melbourne never stopped recruiting good young players so they're not that bad right now.
No way am I going to tip the Saints with that plonker Sharman leading the line.
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>>153887552
>>153887573
>>153887633
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>>153887752
cunt off and die spastic wojak posting maggot
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kek on a string
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>>153886980
Had a look at the team who beat Sydney by 112 points back in 2024. Its still largely the same team which is odd. Players in red are no longer at the club. Players in blue are at the club but didnt play against North either due to injury, selection or suspension. Players in green played against North this week. Still majority of the team.

So in the time since 2024 where port finished 2nd on the ladder something has happened to the team. Either structure and game plan has changed, the rest of the competition has massively improved while port hasnt, or the people replacing those players lost are such spuds that its taken them from a top 4 team to a bottom 4 team.

Honestly not sure what the answer is.
From 2020-2024 ports strength was it defence and its contested ball. Yesterday the defence was putrid and its midfield was absolutely destroyed by north's. Will learn more about port when they face essendon. If they lose its season already over and pretty much bottom 4 guaranteed.
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>durrrrrr
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>>153888033
>>153888082
tex really let himself go unna
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my dosn will be the strongest team this year
(we will hold up the ladder from 18)
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You lads need to pull your socks up (for underworks)
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>sell woolworths shares for $196
>fees etc end up meaning i only get $131 net
im stealing from them tonight
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morning gents
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>>153888301
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Made two toasties but I’m feeling full after one
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Shoot that poison arrow through my heeeeeaaaaaaart
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>>153888201
whats the term pay monkeys get peanuts or something
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>>153888606
send it this way champ
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>>153887956
it must simply mean north is elite this year im afraid
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North could make wildcards
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woke up this morning and thought whats the point of working anymore
so here i am
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what is shinboner spirit anyway?
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Let the records show that I predicted Norf would rise up the ladder in 2026
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>>153889286
crisp me
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>>153889286
patriot
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le big 4 will all be bottom 8 this year
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>>153889637
retvrn to 2005
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i'm 34 years old and have been working since i was 15 and have never taken a sick day
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>>153889286
FUCKING
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>>153889813
Israel thanks you for your service
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>>153889811
>Victoria legitimately tried to launch a royal commission after this
kek
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>>153889811
what a beautiful ladder
t. victorian
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>>153889937
Cuck post
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>>153890027
the big 4 and hawthorn could stay on the bottom of the ladder for 50 years and i wouldn't get sick of it
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>>153887956
i mean they obviously have a new coach now, wines is a big out in the midfield, but not really much of an excuse. the forward line is okay, the defence can play really well but tends to be pea-hearted and give up easily. losing that prelim seemed to mindbreak the team or something because they were shit all through 2025 outside a few good performances like v hawks and v suns at home, v sydney at the scg.
i want to give carr some leeway but fuck they were insipid against a joke like norf. i doubt this is norfs year to rise frankly, i think poort is just that bad.
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>>153890071
I’d rather an all victorian top 10 that would be way more kino
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>>153890072
>forward line is ok
it's completely dogfuck mate
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>>153890237
yeah good call that would be cool
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>>153890361
1/8000 chance on this happening
1/44000 in the 18 team comp
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>>153890485
does that assume equal likelihood of win/loss for each team? if so it doesn't really work like that but regardless it is incredibly unlikely.
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>>153891027
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>>153891027
Based googler
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i hate myself and i want to live, lads
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DIL MUST GO
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>>153891555
nvm i want to die
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>>153882299
idk, he was balding a bit but not too bad
just gotta hope there'll be a cure one day (probably never)
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>>153891538
they're all well-known players
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>>153891555
That opening round bondi tribute was promised to them 3000 years ago
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>>153890245
you're retarded champ, mitch georgiades is great and port has some good small forwards developing. the forward line was more accurate than norfs, they just never got an opportunity to go for goal because they got dominated in the midfield.
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>>153891900
delusional, it's georgiades and nobody
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>>153891555
>antisemitic to name them
>antisemitic to not name them
we're reaching unprecedented levels of mental illness mever thought possible
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>>153892087
just admit you have no ball knowledge fuckstick, instead of wasting my time
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your mum has deep intimate knowledge of my balls champ
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don't pretend that you're straight you worthless poof cum stain
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>>153892128
the ramblings of an insane person
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>>153892196
the chortling of a fat useless neet spastic cazzie
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quit the bickering
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the elite port adelaide forward line
mitch georgiades
the list goes on
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no-one said it was elite you moronic spastic, but it's certainly serviceable. port got raped in the midfield, it wasn't the forward line that was the issue.
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gulden ruled out for months
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>>153892637
poor fella desu
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>>153892719
he's going to be laid up on the couch for a week with his missus sucking him off
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suck me off the next station
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Stop using the word ‘champ’
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>>153892836
cool your petals, hero
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Is there any hope for Collingwood?

Last year was obviously a dead cat bounce, just like Hawthorn in 2018.
Worst youth in the AFL.
No forward line. Got rid of Mihocek who kicked 36 goals last year. They pinned all their hopes on Jack Buller becoming the next big thing but he's clearly a plodder. They are not getting another 60 goals out of a 34 year old Jamie Elliott.
They are STILL dependent on a 38 year old Pendlebury. He single-handedly dragged them over the line against a down and out Melbourne in the final round last year, which was enough to secure top 4. Then was the main point of difference in round 1 against the Saints (who missed a bunch of sitters). But when you have all these old players still running around, it gets harder and harder to keep up with the run of younger, fitter, stronger sides.

Collingwood fans are talking up their salary cap space and potential to land a big fish, but you need more than money for that. Even the Doggies have 1.7m lined up for Butters at the end of the year, but they also have a much better list for challenging in the next 5 years.
Guys like Dangerfield, Cameron, Lynch, Shiel, Bailey Smith all took unders to get where they wanted to go. On the other side of the coin, St Kilda had to pay massive overs to land De Koning, and look how that's going so far. Collingwood will have to do the same if they want another so-called "big fish".

The cherry on top? The word is Nick Daicos is becoming disgruntled. He's clearly underpaid right now and Collingwood have no appetite to start contract negotiations with three years left to run. Despite this, they're still running their mouth on radio about how there is no way Daicos could ever play for a club other than Collingwood because he's some kind of club royalty, which is obviously annoying him because he's getting paid half what other clubs would offer him.
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three lines or less thanks champ
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>>153892870
didn't read lmao
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mm, horny
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Mad how God is real and Jesus of Nazareth is Son of God
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don't care about your faggy 'analysis', collingwood will always be good because they have meme magic on their side
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>>153893008
meme magic to finish 12th kek
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>>153893008
What happened in 2021 mate?
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>Nothing to do today
>Wake up bit before 9am
>Don't feel great
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up again
>It's almost 2:30pm
Jesus. I don't feel sick anymore at least.
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>>153893050
pies drafted nick daicos and soared up the ladder, then won a premiership the following year
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>>153892637
>4 months
yowza
i guess he can be back for finals at least
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collingwood has all the money in the world and chooses to waste it on more midfielders while they have one forward on the verge of retirement. this will be the fagpies equivalent of buying tim kelly right before spending years on the bottom of the ladder kek.
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>>153892746
giwtwm
>>153893051
i've done this before, sometimes your brain just goes 'emergency sleep mode' kinda thing i think
the only time i've ever slept through my alarm is when i was up real late the previous night and i think my brain just put me into a coma for a few hours so i wouldn't wake up feeling awful
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>just found out SimplyKel ASMR shows feet on Patreon
RIP my wallet
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y'all ever flirt with the cute brown pharmacy attendant
do recommend
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>>153893061
Ok, so why were you shit in 2021? Aren't you always supposed to be good?
Can't say it was tanking for Daicos because he was a father/son.
In fact, if you didn't trade the first rounder the previous year, you could've gotten Finn Callaghan or Mac Andrew along with Daicos.
Instead you ended up with Finlay Macrae...
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>>153893095
>y'all
>>153893098
>...
what the fuck is going on here
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>>153893065
They've reportedly been chasing Ben King for a while but if I were King I'd just stay on the Gold Coast. I guess it depends how much he wants to come back to Victoria, if at all.
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What did you guys think of Guys and Dolls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W9QJe4BgPo
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>>153893065
Butters isn't going to Collingwood unless they offer $2.5m a year.
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>>153893098
Point is that Collingwood are never shit for long periods of time like Carlton, Essendon, Richmond
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>>153893154
>Point is that Collingwood are never shit for long periods of time
Sounds just like Richmond 2022, West Coast 2021, Hawthorn 2018, Essendon 2004.
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>>153893182
>my catters not on the list
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>>153893206
They will be when Cameron and Dangerfield are gone.
Look at the difference between round 0 and 1. Don't forget the Grand Final either. Still massively dependent on two old farts.
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>>153893223
Jez looks like playing another few years at 50+ goals a season. Neale is just a babby and he's going to kick 50+ this year. The rest of the forward line is goid to elite. We'll bag Logan Morris when he wants to come home. Butters will replace Danger. Bingo bango another decade of dominance with a flag or two.
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>The royal commission into antisemitism has been asked to investigate the AFL after a pre-game tribute to victims of the Bondi terror attack went ahead without any mention of the Jewish community.
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Not only are Saints handing out multi-million dollar contracts to B grade trade ins and $2 million a year to keep their best player, they're now giving 21 year old superstar Mattaes Phillipou $1 million a year.
This club is fucked. They are going to screw up contract expectations across the league handing out contracts like this. Not to mention it's going to explode in their own faces very, very soon. The club will be crippled for years when Ross the Boss makes his exit leaving the holding the bag.
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>>153893277
>standard supporter delusion
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>>153893277
I really hate when supporters spruik their plans for guaranteed future success that are completely dependant on getting players from other clubs, some of which are years away from being out of contract. I swear Geelong posters were making these same claims years ago but they were using Matt Rowell and Harley Reid. Guess now they've moved on to Butters and Morris.
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>>153891555
>royal commission
>"yeah it turns out they decided in a meeting it might be too divisive right now and flare up the muslims in western sydney, also israel's bombing these peoples' we're worrying abouts' homelands and families right now, just seemed kinda too much of a hot topic. recommendations: none. that'll be another 50 billion thanks."
royal commissions aren't binding and don't do shit. they're just a deep dive investigation into things. serious things, not 1 second references in sportsball that no one listens to anyway
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>>153893320
he's an okay player that shows promise but has had too many injuries
definitely not someone you should offer a milly to
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>>153891555
I'm all for this if it means they scrap opening bullshit round.
>>153893343
>I swear Geelong posters were making these same claims years ago but they were using Matt Rowell and Harley Reid.
They still do that.
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Does anyone else feel like this no more petrol in 2 weeks news is fake and gay? if it was true then the AFL would have made a statement by now.
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>>153891555
I am growing to really dislike the jews and fear that allowing them disproportionate control of a host nation is seriously detrimental to the best interests of its citizens.
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>>153893377
it's overblown but real
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>>153893363
If you're handing out $1 million contracts to a 21 year old they should be already an established gun like Will Ashcroft or Harry Sheezel, or should be a player that's regularly demonstrating their promise and potential in games and project to be extremely good players like Aaron Cadman or Bailey Humphrey.
Phillipou is neither. Yes, he's been injured but that's more reason to be skeptical about his potential until it has been more consistently demonstrated. Irresponsible contract.
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>>153893343
I really hate when people spruik their fantasies of Geelong falling off a cliff that are completely dependent on two or three good players retiring soon, some of which are years away from playing poorly. I swear Geelong haters were making these same claims years ago but they were using Jimmy Bartel and Gary Ablett. Guess now they've moved on to Dangerfield and Jez.
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>>153893377
We legitimately have fuck all reserves, no means to produce domestically, and there's an ongoing war in the middle east blocking massive trade routes that we have no idea when it will end. There's reason to panic. Having to pay more for petrol is bad enough but if it continues we will reach low security about whether you can fill up or not at all, along with significantly increased prices for goods due to the increased cost of freight.
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>>153893425
>some of which are years away from playing poorly
Someone should've reminded Danger he's still years away from playing poorly on Grand Final day.
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>>153893377
I'm in my mid 30s and I swear every few years the dams are going to run empty or we're going to run out of fuel or we're going to run out of electricity* but it never happens

*this sometimes happens
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>>153887006
cox got rid of that policy
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>>153893377
would be crisp, i have a car but would be funny seeing all the car dependants have to get the trains
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>>153893446
Would have been nice if someone reminded the whole team desu
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>>153893377
the government wouldn't let them make a statement, they're going full COVID information lockdown all levels comply or else over this. which is enough for me to believe they've seriously fucked up our reserves and know there's no easy way out.
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I can literally name like 3 Essendon players
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fuck the aints suck lol
i just hope this big contract bullshit doesn't affect the rest of the league because its certainly not sustainable. turns out the two time premiership coach knows a little more about footy than a fuckwit deadshit like ross the loss who has zero premierships despite having been a head coach at multiple clubs for decades
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this is retarded, why doesn't trump just admit that he fucked up and sue for peace?!
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>>153893320
wowee and i thought 900k for perryman was nuts
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>>153893503
jews mostly
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>>153893503
israel wants more land in lebanon and he doesn't want people still talking about the epstein files outing him as a nonce
ALLEGEDLY.
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>>153893503
America are the biggest oil producer in the world, they benefit the most and hurt the least through high prices. A bit like Kayo buying up all Saturday footy games.
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>>153893462
I was going to guess that the train network could carry at best 10% of people where they need to go and the roads handle the other 90%, seems I was about right

>Melbourne's metropolitan train network, operated by Metro Trains, typically handles around 420,000 to 450,000 customers daily.
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all the anti-public-transport spastics are getting really quiet now huh
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Public transport and roads are two of the few things government should do. When Melbourne's Citylink was built one of the terms in the contract was that we wouldn't build a train line to the airport. Boggles the mind that we put up with the current ruling class.
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>>153893546
still need gasoline to power all the electricity stations that powers the grid and gasoline to power all the service and maintenance vehicles that keep the metro lines running.
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>Sydney have admitted to changing the script of a pre-game tribute to victims of the Bondi terror attack to remove reference to the Jewish community, saying the AFL was not involved in the decision.
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>>153893596
>less petrol available means absolutely no petrol available whatsoever
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>>153893546
i'd rather kill myself than sit on a metro train or bus
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shut up fucking dumb cunt /pol/ blow-in spastic deadshit fuckwit cumstain cockbreath pieces of shit
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hurr durr everyone i disagree with must be pol false dichotomy
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>>153893566
future alf poster on the left
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this is a sports board you dumb cunt spastic
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>>153893670
>yeah i played with nick daicos back in the day, total shitcunt dweeb, made him my bitch, he was a huge essendon supporter
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>>153893694
fuck off rulesflog
you have gameday to talk about your inane shit
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>>153893223
>doubting geelong's list management
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>>153893833
Yes retard. Geelong have had plenty of dud recruits in the past but they get Dangerfield and Cameron and all of that gets forgotten.
No replacement for Dangerfield, no replacement for Cameron, still haven't replaced Hawkins (don't even try to pretend Neale can replace him).
Without either of Dangerfield or Cameron, Geelong lose to Fremantle and go 0-2.
Too old. Won't keep up with the best teams this year.
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gonna be funny when geelong and collingwood are both top 4 at the end of the year like always
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>>153893850
If you're so confident, bet on it. You'll get great odds.
You won't because you're a pussy.
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visiting new gomorrah (melbourne) this week. any recs for what to do?
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>>153893862
Go to Wet on Wellington
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>>153893856
pussy huh?
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>>153893867
>Stake $1.00
Yeah, pussy.
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bake a newy
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>>153893867
cooked his ass
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>GAMBLING IS MANLY AS MATE!!
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imagine the horrors that have taken place inside this building
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>>153893879
Are you a moron? Betting $1 is nothing. I could throw a dollar down the drain right now and it would mean just as much.
Stake $100 and keep the bet for a week if you want to prove your conviction.
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>>153893886
don't have to imagine
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>>153879440
Mac Andrew sure was overlooking him
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>white player has a moment
>haha go the biffo!
>black player has a moment
>duh jimboudd xD
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>>153893911
Why are you pretending round 0 didn't happen?
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>>153893915
Opening Round or Round 0 makes no sense, and has no value, therefore is ignored
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>>153893924
ok you should've just said you were delusional
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>>153893924
How about the grand final mate? is the only reason you got thrashed because old man jeremy cameron got an old man injury?
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>>153893926
>>153893931
>61 seconds apart
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>>153893932
you have schizophrenia
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got him on a string lads
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>>153893931
>>153893932
>66 seconds apart
Having fun arguing against yourself champ?
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>>153893931
nah it was
>whole team played poorly (probably over confident)
>poor selection (Stanley)
>afl house unjustly cancelling one of our best players
>stacked brisbane team in red hot form
dangerfield snapping jez's arm in an early contest obviously didn't help but there was a lot that went wrong that day
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the cats
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>>153893949
all cope. diminished cameron correlates with no cameron against the gold coast, and guess what happened? everything fell apart.
even against the mentally weak purple poofs, you probably lose at kardinia if dangerfield doesn't play and does what he did. if cameron missed it would've been another big loss because neale's hopeless as the main forward.
Suns, Lions, Swans, Dogs and Crows are clearly better than Geelong this year. Hawthorn, GWS, Dockers and maybe Norf/Melbourne/Carlton are possibly better than Geelong too. None of them have singular dependencies like Geelong with Cameron.
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iggs
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geelong has competent list management
they're even more competent at hiding how much they cheat the salary cap like the gutless maggot scum they are
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though it's really easy to hide any wrongdoing when you have inflitrated every corner of afl house, down to the fixturing (ever wonder why geelong gets soft draws in the final few weeks?) and even have inflitrated the australian government to support your cheating maggot team
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though good always triumphs over evil, and the gig is up when they have to face a team that got to their level through hard work and smart recruiting rather than cheating the cap
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Pavlich has taken the fall,claiming he edited the script after it was approved by the AFL

He'll be promoted by the AFL in time as a thank you for his role in protecting the AFL from proper scrutiny.
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i literally do not give a single fuck about 'dan does footy' and never will
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>>153894079
hear hear
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>>153894079
seconded
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>>153894043
>>153894051
>>153894062
>brisbane with northern academy and father/sons pulled themselves up by the bootstraps
>geelong are cheaters because they have barely had a first round pick in years and their best players gey paid less than *checks notes* phillipoo and tdk
yeah righto mate, be seeing you in september again
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forgot to pick the misso up from work :|
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>>153894108
she's probably fucked a colleague by now
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>>153894108
got your priorities right
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>>153894104
yeah mate geelong have never benefitted from father son picks, i mean who even is gary ablett jnr or tom hawkins? fucking stupid shats faggot kek, keep defending your cheating scum team and i'll be laughing when they get raped in september again
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>>153894108
haha you've sure stirred the misso up hehe she'll give you the shits later tonight hehe you've done your dash haha xd
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I fucking hate Jews lads. So sick of them
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>>153894128
gaj and tommo are retired champ
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Told for years by /pol/ that Israel rule the world and are responsible for all the woke shit. Turns out Israel do run the world, but are actually responsible for all the chud shit.
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>>153894136
>pretends he got concussed to milk a dangerous free
so cringe
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In absolute agony on the shitter lads.
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>>153894133
holy shit that is fucking golden
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Up there Chad Warner
Hairy and tight
Show us your arsehole
Show us your pipe
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>>153894148
and if it had been awarded waterman may have been suspended.
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>>153894133
>I just tore up my 6,000,000 year membership!
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steak for dinner
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>>153894079
i do
btw get the vax goy or no footy for you
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>>153894174
Nice
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>eating meat
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>>153894174
butcher here that's porterhouse
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>>153894133
Tbf that apology was promised to them 2000 years ago
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>>153894134
>cam mooney and peter riccardi's sons are just about to go in a draft
okay mate keep talking about not benefitting from father son picks, fucking deadshit cheats fag
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>Jagger Mooney
what the fuck
i thought jagga was a one off, there's MULTIPLE jaggas????
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>>153894133
why is he even kvetching the real chosen land is the mcg
fucking shmuck
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>fred
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>>153894174
vegan here that's murder and global boiling
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>>153894184
use your head sunshine, how many father sons, academy picks or first rounders were in Geelong's team last year? how many were in Bane's? if any team was a nepobaby team in that gf it was bane.
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>>153894206
wouldn't mind playing in a legal high scoring grand final while being called nepobaby iykwim haha
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business idea: autoclearing name field after the shit post gets posted
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>>153894219
many such cases
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Garry Lyon just said he thinks Jack Gunston is a genuine chance to kick 100 goals this year. "It's genuinely on".
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>>153894206
my accusation wasn't that geelong were nepobabies, it was that they were cheats who get a free pass from afl house, you retarded faggot. talk about moving the goalposts. tommo and gaj guided you cheating pieces of shit to 4 premierships, bane have 2 with the current crop. geelong have NGA picks on their list as well, and they're about to top up on father sons.

>>153894216
kill yourself mickhead
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Thoughts on Xander McGuire?
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re james brayshaw
>In an accident on 20 September 2006, his 36-year-old sister Sally was killed instantly after the facade of her garage collapsed on top of her.[9][10]
wtf
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>>153894250
damn poor guy
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>>153894243
This but Christian Petracca
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>>153894258
>he doesn't believe in CP on the GC
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Any housos in? I live in public housing
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>>153894285
i'll pray for you
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>until round 5, a few teams will have byes every week
this is so fucking STUPID
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take it to bigfooty you nerds
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>>153894133
>>153891555
Im starting to notice.....
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>>153894108
>forgot
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>>153894291
agreed
fucking off it
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Errol Gulden is the closest thing to Nick Daicos in the league, yet everyone loves Gulden and hates Daicos. Make it make sense
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>>153894243
The media talking heads get on one player for the 100 goal narrative every year as soon as it's mathematically possible. Never happens. Game has just changed so much. I'm sure someone eventually will kick 100 again but it won't be a 34 year old Gunston, even if he is still playing awesome footy.
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>>153894133
He's not wrong
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>>153894291
If you're going to make teams that had one less month of pre-season and started the season early due to memepening round play fresher teams you need to give them a bye for balance and health reasons. Season is just so long.
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>>153894332
I don't constantly hear about Errol Gulden outside of Swans games. You want people to like Daicos then stop the media and commentators talking about him non-stop.
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https://www.realestate.com.au/news/aussie-reveals-why-he-quit-australia-for-good/?campaignType=external&campaignChannel=syndication&campaignName=ncacont&campaignContent=&campaignSource=newscomau&campaignPlacement=realestatemodule
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>>153894133
kek his whole reddit history is shitting up sports threads with da joos
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>>153894364
so he's no different to you in this general
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What kind of jew is name Tommy lee
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>>153894371
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>>153894373
I am an active member of the Jewish community. The fact that you have just asked that is the very reason we need to stamp out antisemitism.
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Why do you guys hate jews so much?
I know a few and they are good people.
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>>153894371
Damn
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>>153894378
Killed jesus innit
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>>153894378
Because I was planning on buying a house sometime this year and petrol costs $2.30
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>>153894391
>buying a house
Good goy
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>>153894378
Their behaviour.
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>Their behaviour.
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kys yourself jakposter
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>>153894378
Because they make posts like this >>153894407
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>>153894378
purely socioeconomic reasons
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>>153894371
he's not me retard
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>>153894391
Ok and how exactly is everyone following the religion responsible for this? What about all the lower-class jews who are struggling to find a home or support their families?
Every time I have asked /pol/ this they just feed me schizo compilations and irrelevant historical images.
I caught up with my dad's friend (who's jewish) for lunch a few times in the last month. He paid for my meals each time, which weren't cheap. Even when I insisted on paying, he wouldn't accept.
Just not buying the /pol/ nonsense.
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>>153894378
name 1 other ethnic or religious group kicked out of half as many countries as they have been
hard mode: no gypsies or albanians
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>>153894432
I’m the guy you responded to and I don’t hate Jews necessarily but I hate Israel and people who support Israel (this includes right wing white people).
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>>153894432
don't try to reason with the /pol/troons who shit up this thread, they are immune. anyone who has stepped outside into the real world realises that companies not run by jews are just as evil and "anti-white" as ones run by jews, because they are inherently designed to be exploitative towards anyone lower class. they aren't anti-white, they simply don't give a fuck about anything aside from money.
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>>153894432
you're right, obviously it's not all of them, but they are disproportionately represented in positions of power and pushing anti-white causes
there are also numerous white people who push anti-white causes, whether because of greed, blackmail or simply being misguided, I have no idea
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>>153894442
>i literally just named two other groups kicked out of countries as much as jews but they don't count for reasons
the delusion of the /pol/troon
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>>153894443
>>153894453
Horse shoe theory in full display
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>>153894458
>implying gypsies and albanians were kicked out of over 100 countries
source?
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>>153894443
And to expand on this, I’m not a /pol/fag and I find it funny how a lot of the people who /pol/ shill support Israel and are in bed with Israeli businessmen and government officials.

I don’t use /pol/ really and I don’t know how they cope with the Epstein shit
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>>153894371
B O D I E D
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>>153894472
You sure sound like a commie poof though
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Hating jews is becoming tranny coded
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>>153894401
I literally just saw this on facebook
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dunno what the local hs was up to today but a whole bunch of students waiting at the bus stop were not fully clothed. boys with their shirts off and girls with their shirts open or tied up in a way that would get a uniform detention . it's not like it's a hot day either.
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>>153894472
/pol/'s been botted to hell for ages
4chan in general too
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71 hours and 30 minutes until sydney's season is OVER
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>>153894509
crisp nonce
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Survivor is such a cringe show
I hate the people that go on it
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>>153894521
crisp
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>>153894530
settle down. you don't think it's weird for a bunch of schoolboys to have their shirts off at a bus stop?
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kek the basedjak poster is great
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>>153894543
he's objectively correct though, since the establishment of /ptg/ and mining the chans, there is constant blacked porn spam, there are numerous off-topic slide threads and the quality of posts has drastically decreased
hell, /sig/ was taken down which says it all
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uh oh hope essendon slurper isnt watching on the couch
he might get set off again
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>uniform detention
wat nigga you go to hogwarts or something
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shut the fuck up roachslurper
you lost kek
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>uhh actually merrett sucks and is old so they totally should have just given him up for free
first stage of grief: denial
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Hey guys, new free to air viewer here, what are the best midweek footy shows on fta and what night are they on, thanks in advance!
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How'd Essendon go on the weekend I missed that game?
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Jack Riewoldt on the couch saying Essendon should've just traded Merrett for three first rounders.
Said if they're going to get beaten by Hawthorn first round by 10 goals, it would be better to at least have some more good youth coming through instead of keeping a 31 year old and being hopeless.
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>>153894577
Let’s just say it’s going to be a long year at the hanger
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is there any footy show worth watching that isn't the front bar?

>>153894565
dunno where you went to school but even at state schools 20 years ago they will give you a uniform detention if you aren't wearing the correct colour pants, if your shirt isn't 'worn properly' ie. not tied up and showing off your tummy or you wear a normal jumper or jacket rather than the school one
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is this nigga really trying to say that essendon would have won if hawthorn had merrett?
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not watching lol
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>>153894587
Depends did your team win on the weekend?
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>>153894555
>hell, /sig/ was taken down which says it all
and you can't directly link to the easy pe@sy method without your post being autodeleted for mentioning a website made to help people quit fapping
makes you wonder if they support st kilda
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when i'm in a stupid fucking faggot competition and i find myself faced off against this hawks cocksucker
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>>153894583
well he's a fuckhead then because he should know that even if they were to consider the insultingly low offer, essington didn't have enough list spots to take another three picks
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>>153894583
yeah which is why he's a list manager and not just some cocksucking talking head on fox footy, oh wait...
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Seriously though when is the channel 7 footy show on
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>>153894407
seething jew detected.
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>>153894432
>What about all the lower-class jews who are struggling to find a home or support their families?
They can go and get an interest free loan. Seriously.
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>>153894606
You do realize you can just trade them for future picks?
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>>153894618
keep it to yourself
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>>153894622
and get an even shittier return? kek
are you matt clarke?
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Why was Hawkins on Friday Night Footy and On the Couch instead of Browny? Is Browny already taking a holiday two weeks into the season?
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>>153894629
no mate i promise you it's a cracker
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how was dinner lads?
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>>153894635
looks like shit on a plate, yuck
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>>153894630
>and get an even shittier return?
Based on what? Your personal insecurities?
GWS traded for Collingwood's future first in 2020. Got them pick 2 in 2021, Finn Callaghan.
Three first rounders gives you a lot to work with. There are always clubs who will pay their future first to land a specific player in the current draft.
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>>153894635
steaks overdone
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>>153894633
How is it kino?
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>>153894635
>meat a 3 veg
nice
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vfl starts this week lads
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so how did ross the LLoss blame the lions this week lads?
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I have food poisoning for the second time in 3 months, this time it was creamy chilli prawns from the pub I think
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>>153894648
average meat eater
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>>153894638
based on the fact that if dosn had 5 list spots and 8 picks then why would you offer them anything good for those extra picks they wouldn't be able to use? it would be shipping off multiple 1Rs for at best a F1 and F2, probably tied to a team expected to do well this season

just milk what's left of zerrett and he can fuck off when his deal is done
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>>153894651
What are you rambling about? A deal could've been worked out that involved future picks for merrett. There absolutely would've been clubs happy to get involved to land their preferred player in the current draft.
Instead Essendon keep a 31 year old who wants out, and they still have zero chance of winning a final before he's out of contract.
Essendon are in no man's land. You never want to be in no man's land.
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>>153894654
>Essendon are in no man's land. You never want to be in no man's land.
no they aren't. only the iggs have a younger and less experienced list
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>>153894658
Anon, yes they are. They have been rotting at the bottom end for the past four years, haven't won a final since 2004, don't have particularly good youth, don't have a good middle-aged contingent, don't have a good coach.
Absolutely in no man's land.
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What exactly do Essendon get out of keeping Merrett? They’re years away from finals and he’ll likely have retired by the time they are even close to contending. What is the logic behind keeping him?
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>>153894662
absolutely delusional. the rebuild is going well. dosn will be rising again and caddy will be all australian by the time tassie is in the league
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brad is a better coach than chris
easy to win when you have a side that already won premierships, the fact he didn't win more is already a sign he's a fraud. add to the fact that he is a cheating piece of shit with an infinite salary cap and you see why geelong is such a "successful" club.
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>>153894671
oh dear, you poor thing.
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>>153894671
>the rebuild is going well
KEK
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brad scott dragged those useless norf lists to multiple prelims and finals appearances but is a bad coach HOLY KEK
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also reminder that dank worked at geelong before essendon, yet only essendon ever got hit with the juicing penalties. isn't that fascinating?
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>the rebuild is going well
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>>153894678
North are as bad as they are now because of the list changes that he made.

He was also head of footy for a little bit and introduced new rule changes before he went back to coaching. A major conflict of interest, and his side is still terrible LMFAO
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>>153894689
>North are as bad as they are now because of the list changes that he made.
he was the one who told them they needed to rebuild. they fucked him off and went and got jasper pittard and jared polec kek
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>norf are as bad as they are because of something brad scott did a decade ago
moronic statement, norf have terminally shit recruiting. only now is their defence starting to look any good, but that was also against a joke of a port adelaide side.
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the fuck this nigga doing these footy classified previews doing some masonic bullshit with his hands
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>>153894696
How is this Port Adelaide side a joke?
Port have finished top 4 in four of the past six years. They have a good team.
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Know some Christcunt who told me pedos go to heaven as long as they apologise before they die
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>>153894699
bro i am a poort fan and i know this side is fucked, are you genuinely retarded? they are bottoming out now going into a compromised draft. port won't play finals for a decade if they're lucky and recruit right when butters inevitably fucks off, because he did not sign up to get belted by norf. you faggots will literally make up anything to argue.
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>>153894698
its sam mcclure for those following along
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Port, Essendon, Collingwood and Carlton are the four times furthest away from winning a flag
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>>153894709
not according to this stupid spastic apparently arguing the only reason why norf is shit is because of brad scott a decade ago kek
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>>153894699
NTA you're arguing with but I'd say Port are a team without 5-6 A graders surrounded by a group of very, very average players. I don't think they have a good list.
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My legs hurt.
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>>153894713
That’s true. He decimated their list when he removed all their seniors players and totally fucked their culture.
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>>153894714
yeah pretty much and one of them is probably gone at the end of the year. the only bright spot is that i do think there are some talented youth who could be a-graders eventually with more experience. i really like mani liddy and tom cochrane, but neither of them were playing due to injury and cochrane is still a while away. but without butters the list is genuinely fucked.
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>>153894717
he retired a bunch of has-been spuds to make way for youth because he got everything he could out of that worthless list after dragging them to two prelims. you are a fucking moron.
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
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>>153894551
idk boys at my school were desperate to show off their abs (that they had due to being 16) at any opportunity
>>153894550
kek at them in the fred game booing the new rules even at the most obvious last touch. bunch of spastics
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>>153894738
crisp ross lyon
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>>153894726
>ass
foy
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>>153894635
would eat
howlong does that take you to make btw
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I was a fat fucking worthless loner loser spastic disorganised friendless retard when I was 16
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footy classified are calling the downfall of collingwood rn
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>>153894706
>no argument
top 4 in four of the past six years.
Explain how their side is "fucked" as you so eloquently put it.
Who are they missing that helped them get those top 4 finishes?
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>>153894727
yeah and how did that work out for them?
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iggsbros
I have a bad feeling about this norf side with a bit of belief
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>>153894725
If Butters leaves you pretty much have to commit to a full rebuild, right? List going nowhere without one. At least you'll have a decent head start with whatever you get for Butters, Dougie Cochrane as a free top 5 from your academy, Pilot also from your academy, and I think Salopek's kid is supposed to be pretty good and you can take him as a father-son.
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I love how everyone just says Pendles needs to instantly get off for being a good bloke and it's basically a foregone conclusion he won't get a week.
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>>153894747
half of the list from those teams is gone dickhead. boak, gray, rioli, dixon, houston, the list goes on. port now has like the third or fourth youngest list full of sanfl shitters who are not at afl level. don't fucking tell me my club is top 4 material when i just watched them get gaped by a joke like norf melbourne, you fucking spastic.

>>153894748
they fired him so he couldn't execute the rebuild as he intended, so yeah bad. especially when you hire a has-been with no desire for success like clarko.
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>>153894754
>No team has ever finished the season at the bottom of the ladder after every round…but, if West Coast continue last seasons form combined with the fact the Bulldogs played Opening Round this year it’s entirely possible 2026 West Coast could be the first
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>>153894743
about 40 minutes
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>>153894727
Boomer Harvey was their best fucking player and the games record holder. Scott giving him the sack was an absolute fucking disgrace.
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Essendon should’ve traded Merrett. Short term pain for long term gain.
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yea whaterer cunt i dont give a fuck, its just a bunch of blokes chasing a bit of leather at the end of the day
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>>153894770
yes they should have but hawthorn's offer was fucking insulting. they should have at least offered a starting grade midfielder. it was short term pain for long term pain.
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jimmy bartel has a calculator watch on
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>>153894782
fuck sake
i have one as well, can't use it now that this fucking talentless spastic has one
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>>153894782
Why the fuck is his hand so orange? What the fuck?
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>>153894762
>especially when you hire a has-been with no desire for success like clarko.
They botched it twice before they even got Clarko. They had Rhyce Shaw convince them they could play finals and it was so bad he ended up getting suicidal and quit the job. Then they had Dave Noble, who was forced to apologise after yelling at players after a 100+ point loss, oversee them for two wooden spoons before they went out and got a borderline past-it Clarko who seemingly lost his passion and zest for life after the racism hoax.
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>>153894776
Merrett is 30. The offer was fair
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>>153894786
its my camera ya duffa
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>>153894770
Would there even be short term pain? Yeah, he's their best player but is losing by three goals or so more every week really more painful when you're already getting thumped by 10 goals?
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Any tradesmen itt or am I sharing this thread with a bunch of poofs who haven’t done a days hard work in their entire fucking life?
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>>153894798
>haven’t done a days hard work in their entire fucking life?
Literally me.
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>>153894762
>, the list goes on
No it doesn't retard.
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>>153894754
God willing, we will win.
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>>153894785
bad take Jimmy Bartel is a saint.
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>>153894788
>Then they had Dave Noble, who was forced to apologise after yelling at players after a 100+ point loss
Is this for real? Are modern players such softcocks that they can't handle a spray? How can Norf fans be surprised they've been shit for so long when they can't handle something like this?
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>>153894806
no he was a shat, even worse. part of the cheating scum franchise.
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>>153894776
>they should have at least offered a starting grade midfielder
They don't have a midfield, it's why they were trading for one.
Also the offer was fair.
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>>153894807
I mean Rodney Eade set Gold Coast back about a decade due to how nasty he was to the players.
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Why have the Jews become so brazen in recent years
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>>153894798
not a tradie but spent 3 years concreting and landscaping
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Why are so many coaches genuine fucking schizos?
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iggs should bring in gordon ramsay as an assistant
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>>153894807
>Is this for real?
Yep.
>Are modern players such softcocks that they can't handle a spray?
Norf players apparently were. Most coaches still give sprays but they're pretty rare. Works better imo. If you spray your players every week it has no impact but if you're getting beaten by 108 points you deserve one and shouldn't cry when you get it.
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>>153894823
Fair enough. Did landscaping too. Operations manager now.
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>>153894817
because they know no one will do shit
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>>153894817
Nepotism and the sense that they need to act fast because outside of boomers they have virtually zero support across all other age demographics.
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I fucked a bloke and I liked it
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>>153894817
They literally own all forms of media now and control the alt right movements that are dominating western democracies. They can’t be stopped and they know it.
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>>153894839
Perth Bears fan btw
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normal people after a "tragedy"
>ahh thats nice that had a little memorial before the game, im actually too sad to think too much more about it
those people after a "tragedy"
>WHAT!!!!!??? HOW COULD THEY NOT MENTION THAT THE VICTIMS WERE JEWISH!!!!!!!!!!???????????
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>>153894812
they have a perfectly fine midfield
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>>153894832
No one except Christ who defeats the fake jews from the tribe of Gog and his brown invaders
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Stop with the christcuckery already
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>>153894847
It's their clear achilles heel. Even with Will Day fit they're short as least one A grader in the mids.
Who do you think are their five best midfielders?
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>>153894854
You don't stop Christ but He sure as shit stops you in the end if necessary.
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>>153894831
landscaping is my favourite trade as you get to do a bit if everything and you get the pleasure of doing the final piece of the project. you can be quite creative and designy too.
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Wish I'd become a tradie.
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the lucky country
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There is no greater npc than a white man who rejects Christ.
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>>153894874
Haven't seen a TRVKE this real for a long time, WELL said
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>>153894856
they made a prelim without him, so clearly not having a bunch of a-graders in the midfield didn't hurt them that bad.
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>>153894884
the crows were a walkover which isnt really normal wouldnt bank on making a prelim from 8th again
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My guts are in shambles
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good knight
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hannah mcknightt?
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supercoach team is FUCKED
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>>153894888
checked and kekd night lad
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>>153894886
>>153894894
these but port's list
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>>153894894
Same, scored 2133 with holes everywhere. Trading Gulden for Houston via some magnet moving.
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>>153894903
not according to the fucking genius earlier in the thread kek
"durr top 4 a few years ago!" now look at the turnover since then
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>>153894888
silat is the highest form of martial arts
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More of a Hannah Mcknight man myself.
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>>153894924
crazy how women can build an online persona by pretending to be slutty but dont actually have to be
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>>153894938
google image search Hannah Mcknight
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>>153894906
>now look at the turnover since then
Cunt, they've only lost Boak, Mckenzie and Houstan since they finished 2nd in 24. Player turnover doesn't even explain their shitness.
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>>153894909
>loses to a second dragon
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iggs finna wildcard
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people put way too much credence into ladder position in a literal rigged fixture

everyone knew at all stages port were never an actual threat for the flag in 2024 nor were they ever looked at as the second best team
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>>153894975
Did anyone ever actually rate port as a contender?
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