Comfy editionPrevious >>153622167Remaining eventsSunday 15/03PSG - Nantes: postponed3.pm CETStrasbourg - Paris FC5.15pm CETLe Havre - OLMetz - ToulouseMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETSTADE RENNAIS FOOTBALL CLUB - LILLE OLYMPIQUE SPORTING CLUBKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)4. Monaco (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
we're cooking TFC chads
I CAN'T SCORE
>>153885958who said this?
so who you guys genuinely wanna see in the NT that is new?
>>153886693Lepaul
>>153884797Hopital Lyonnais
>>153886693Risser & Udol
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 26https://poal.me/50bd4hhttps://poal.me/50bd4hhttps://poal.me/50bd4hhttps://poal.me/50bd4h
>>153886693Udol. Zaïre-Emery right-back coz Koundé is sheit.
jesus Martin Terrin got fucking shrek'd
>>153888323he relaxed
>>153887617lyon for me, CL spot is possible, lens winning ligue 1 is still very unlikely.
>Le Havre overachieving againI used to pray for times like this
Anyone remember that guy?I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
>>153896358Welcome to QatarSC chtiloucasse.
>>153888323>jusqu'ici, tout va bien
>>153888323Cissé?
Endrick status?
>>153897859fair
>>153897859Could be great, still much too naive and lacking consistency
can poopsg win tonight?
>>153906972looks like it so far
>>153906972>>153908453well they did
bump
Morokeks are such spineless fags holy shit
>>153917074horrible way to win, but senegal bought it on themselves by being fucking uppity and leaving the pitch for no legit reason other than their feelings were hurt. You just can't decide to leave the pitch on your own. Senegal ruined the final.
>>153917500When the game is rigged against you, the best move is to not play it
Next matchdayAnything catching your interest, besides the obvious OL - ASM?
>>153921315(and OM - LOSC)
>>153921315Sell me on the current state of all these clubs.
>>153921441PSG will win no matter whatLens had a tiny chance but blew it, now they're starting to lose gamesOM start winning again despite their debatable performances and shit ambianceOL won 16 games straight and are now on a downward spiral (partially because of a shitload of injuries)Lille were stalling but they're picking up traction againASM are on fire, probably one of the best teams right now (they beat Lens and PSG recently)Rennes are doing good again but I don't see them reaching CL spots this yearStrasbourg aka Chelsea B are good against good teams and shite against shite teams (the mercenary effect)The bottom 3 are basically cooked, OGCN would deserve to be demoted but won'tThe rest are your average L1 club I don't follow, you'll have to ask their fans
>>153921441Addendum to>>153921965>Angers SCODoing a bit better than expected. They're pretty much safe from relegation which as the goal for the season. Technically overperforming sine they have the lowest budget in the league and had a true nightmare season not that long ago.>ToulouseNot doing bad at all either all things considered. They were firmly a yo-yo club nbot that long ago and are now a stable mid-table club. Their media team keep taking the piss.>LorientWere promoted last year. Recently bought by an american investment group which seems to be working out so far.>AJ AuxerreOne of the historical "small clubs", not currently doing too hot...>BrestHas a miracle season a few years ago, finishing second and playing in the UCL. Now back to earth but performing okay considering the low budget (third lowest in the league)>OGC Niceserious contender for KWAB of the season. Were consistently playing for european spots previously, currently struggling to stay out of the relegation zone. >FC MetzCurrently holds the record for most ups and downs between Ligue 1 and 2. Looks to continue their generational run of not staying in the same league two seasons in a row.>Paris FCEither a success or a complete fail depending on who you ask. When they were promoted last year after being purchased by LVMH and suddenly acquiring the 4th largest budget in the league, they announced they were like any recently promoted club and would look to avoid relegation. In that regard, they're doing pretty well. But considering the fact that they are outclassed by Angers, Toulouse and Brest which combined make up two thirds of their budget, 13th out of 18 is not a great performance.>Le HavreUsed to be the poster child of Ligue 2, now seem to be stable in Ligue 1, usually playing the relegation battle.>NantesYears and years of mismanagement are catching up to them and they're going down, which they had coming.
Name a more fun, likable footballer than Khvicha Kvaratshkelia and Vitinha. You can’t.https://youtu.be/wVmMgFcVNUchttps://youtu.be/mJaV5vqhD6kThese guys are the /goodguys/ of world football.
"Le dilemme Chevalier", kek...Annoncez vos paris, les gars. J'pense qu'il le prendra, pour ma part.
>>153927945niannian et samba sont pas digne de s’échauffer avec lloris, alors il peut bien prendre ce naze, on a pas mieux
>>153917500they absolutely did, and i agree with you.Problem is, the entire competition was rigged to hell for morocco, even against Tanzania there was a clearly pen that was never given and would have get them to E.T.Then the fucking ball boys, some supporters, and morroccan players stealing the goalie's towels, and finding ways to cheat the finak without any repercussions? disallowed clear senegal goal, right before the bullshit pen?In UEFA morrocco would have been already banned from competitions way before senegeleses decided to chimpout. African football was already shit, but they killed it beyond salvation. And if the entire planet is calling you out for this, because that's the case right, you know you're done.
/laliste/ dropped
>>153928722>Marcus Thuram
>>153928095Felt for the hype of the AFCON pimped everywhere and got punished severely by the shameless turdworlder shitshow. The King really want that cup I suppose.
>>153928749The new Giroud. But way worse.
>>153928757he has nothing on Giroud, except the height.At least Giroud knew how to play both 442 an 433 and doesn't behind the bullshit "not my position" excuse in the NT.
semi KWAB right here, imagine getting overtaken by Brice Samba kek
>>153928053kek>>153928095When everybody gets fucked over with weird decisions that are always in a favour of one certain team, what are you supposed to do when it's your turn? Just take it up the ass and not say anything? What happened after chelsea - barça from 2009? NothingOf course it's not sportsmanlike but giving a fake 3-0* win in a final by refusing to play is the best way for posterity to make people remember something fishy happened and it prevents that full credit is given to the team that won unfairly. When kids in 20 years look up footage of this game, they will find this bullshit and realize Morocco riggitini'd the tournament. It's also a very delicate situation for refs because whether or not they were paid, they know stopping the match is antithetical to the spirit of football, which is supposed to be won by scoring more goals, not through his own decision. In a final it's even more ridiculous and gives a bitter taste to the whole tournament. Stopping a game abruptly not only ruins the show for the thousands of fans who paid their ticket but risks provoking (or aggravating) riots in the standsIt would be an issue if it happened because of decisions that could be interpreted as caused by the ref's incompetence, but in this particular exceptional scenario I don't think it is. I just hope retards don't start doing it in cases where they feel they were wronged even though it's not the case, it should remain exceptional.Also, thinking about it further, Senegal had nothing better to do because it was a last minute penalty, if Brahim scored it was over, Senegal had no option to continue fighting fair and square against the corruptionOne more thing, all the fines that concerned the "towel war", against ball boys and players that took part in this bullshit, were dropped. This shit is 100% shady, like in what world is this acceptable? They fucking wrestled the substitute goalkeeper
>>153928765Refering to 'pivot gang' 'support forward' meme players. Sure they are different. Guise I can't decide if Olise is as good as advertised. Thoughts?
>>153928722Zaire Emery, Thuram and Kolo Muani, the unholy trio>>153928795except Samba is good, and if Chevalier is a flop this season, it's normal he gets relegated to 3rd position
>>153928796Kek the GK hunt by the ball boys wolf pack. Someone has the webm?
>>153928749sucks in both NT and Club but still in the liste
>>153928805Olise is not french, not even a little bit, I don't know how he's allowed to play for France, he's not even that good
>>153928859>>153928859for the same reason Le Normand somehow plays for spain
>>153928868it's ridiculous for Le Normand but it's a whole farce for OliseLe Normand at least lived in Spain for many years since 2016, while Olise wasn't born in France, never lived in France, doesn't have a single drop of French blood and doesn't speak Frenchthe is the son of a purebred Nigerian dad and a purebred Algerian mother who also had the French nationality because of living on French soil for long enough, but later moved out to EnglandOlise only wanted to play for France because he liked the team when he was a kid (from his own words lol) he would've played for England if they were more succesful
>>153928859mother is a french citizen
>>153928911are you a functionnal retard? I have to ask. Le Normand magically became "Spanish" when he was transfered to Sociedad; born in France, ethnic, Breton family, NOT EVEN BASQUE (*points Finger at the other opportunistic faggot, who's not even spanish basque, but french basque*) raised in France, played in breton club his entire life and started pro at Brest.THEN he was transfered to sociedad, and magically became spanish in 2023, with no ethnical/racial connection to spain AT ALL whatsoever.If you somehow think he is more legit than Olise, you're either a retard, baiting, or a chud.Pick your poison. There are some controversial NT choices, but Le Normand is literally the worst case of them in modern Football without any competition.
>>153928992I pointed out that it was ridiculous for Le Normand but if you think it's more "normal" for Olise then you are clearly the retardthink about it>none of them have blood from the country they're playing for>none of them were born on the soil of the country they're playing for>none of them have inherited from the culture from their parents (do I have to explain it to you that algerians in France don't assimilate to the culture? Olise's mother is probably as english as she is french considering she now lives in England)>Le Normand has a personal history with Spain because he has actually lived there for years, even if it's for football, thus he knows his shit about the country he's playing for and its culture>Le Normand learnt the language by living inside this country, he is fluent>Olise has NEVER lived in France, only visited during holidays and stayed there when playing for France's youth sections before he joined the A list>Olise started learning the language because he started playing for France, he can barely speak it, his mother definitely did not speak to him in French when he was a kid (or else he would be much better)Just like I said, if England had as much success as France, he would play for England. Olise is just a pathetic glory chasing mercenary who picked the strongest side he could. Le Normand is also a mercenary considering he joined Spain after realizing that it would be near impossible for him to join France but he's a lesser one because he has lived in Spain for very long now, probably likes the country for things other than football and has assimilated at least a bit into their culture. Let me repeat it: Olise has no french culture
>>153929086at least olise only played for france and that includes the youth teams
>>153929110He started with the U18 team in 2019, conveniently one year after France won the world cup. How odd, what a strange coincidence. Not the U15, not the U16 and not the U17 eitherHe didn't want to play for England and take part in the legacy of the 60 years of hurt, he grew up at a time when everybody was a fan of Zidane and Henry. The only thing he knows about France is the national team but I doubt he can name 15-20 french clubs. He's simply opportunistic, a mercenary
>>153929086neither did i say it was normal for Olise, i said it made for sense for him to play for France than Le Normand for spain.
>>153928992At this point, FIFA should just be transparent the same way World Rugby is and allow player naturalization based on where they play club.
>>153929176>you want to play for the french national team ? Name every french club
>>153929663PSGOM de MarseilleArsenalSaint Etienne FCFC Bordeaux GirondinsRacing Club de FranceMonacoSporting Club Moncuq>Clermont?Stade RenoiASVELRacing Union LuxembourgNew Orleans SaintsOL (Olympique Lillois)Stade Rochelais
>>153929711I want to punch you in the dick for greentexting Clermont.CF63 is not dead (yet)!...Also, you forgot FC GuegnonUS Quevilly-Rouen MétropoleFC Sète 34Expos de MontréalÉtoile filante d'Iracoubo
Let's see quenelles. Swissanon reporting?
no Sulc, not feeling confident lyon bros
it's over
>>153930113Come on, now...
stop posting here there is a general thread
>>153930141No brits, nor spaniards here. It's comfier
>>153930113>Fofana 90'+5'
>>153929446>i said it made for sense for him to play for France than Le Normand for spainliterally how?>>153929663I'm just pointing out how little he knows about France and french football too
>>153927706Basé
the sport is unfair we have a shiton of injuried players and now a (legit) red card
>>153930298Don't forget to vote Aulas, this sunday.
>>153930320losing that too i'm afraid, i'd not voting for a macroniste even if the current mayor is bad
>>153930345>i'd not voting for a macroniste even if the current mayor is badI respect that.
>>153928992>Le Normand>Bretonhumiliation ritual
>>153929845>FC GueugnonBaséCdL 2020 never4get>>153929993I came back from arbeit a bit late, looks like it's gonna be a shitshow
>>153930436Fuck, that was just a joke.Ultra-based swiss anon
>>153930405as paradoxical as it sounds, you could guess he's breton from his name because "Le [something]" names are almost always breton
>lyoff
C'est fini>>153930556That's an old pic desu I'm not sure where I put this scarf and it was starting to wear out>>153930596Indeed but that's very unfortunateHis family is probably the most shameful secret of the village
Putain retrouver Moreira sur le côté c'est quand même autre chose que les guignols qu'on a eu pendant sa blessure
lyon the new merdeseille, they don't deserve to play in the cl
>>153930910lmao pathetic
lyon are humbert babbies
>>153930436Uuurgh dont remind me that final
>>153931295Ca ira anon c'est pas comme si le PSG avait pas remonté la pente après ça
>>153931490Pas fô. Condoléances pour tes Gones. Vous êtes de plus en plus cuits physiquement gare à vous.
>>153931669Je trouve que ça remonte, y'a des blessés qui reviennent. Fonsecaca est bon pour les plans de jeu mais catastrophique pour la gestion des matchs et de la forme, pas étonnant que ça ait été l'hécatombe. Les titu habituels rentrés en cours de match avaient déjà plus de gueule que les raccro, faut voir ce que ça va donner pour les dernières journées. Pêh si on m'avait dit que le club serait placé comme il l'est en début de saison j'aurais signé de suite donc ça va
>>153931714Jvous voyais dans le ventre mou. Vraiment surpris par le niveau de bcp de joueurs. On en a oublié fofana.
>>153931849Ouais, pêh je me demande si Moreira est pas meilleur. Et y'a toujours des abrutis qui oublient d'où vient le club et ne voient que la mauvaise série en oubliant le miracle avant ça et s'étant vus trop beaux. Faut juste espérer que ça reprenne un rythme normal voilà tout, en attendant je suis content qu'on ait vu de beaux joueurs se révéler (Sulc, Moreira, Himbert), d'autres surprendre ou devenir prometteurs (Kluivert, Kango, Hamdani etc). C'est déjà plus que ce que promettait le début de saison.
>>153931897Tachez de forcer Marseille à jouer les barrages de LDC et vous pourrez vous pignoler kek.
chelsea2 bros.....
Ligain frères on est mal
Et merde....
BARCO BARCO BARCO BARCOthis little shitcunt is going to eliminate us at the world cup uh?
>>153932186Idk but he really has a tête de con
>>153932280sud amérouquin.cursed.
Lille s'en bat les couilles.Unai aura sa 4ème EL.
>>1539323645? Omg
Ok, c'est mort. Merci d'avoir joué.
>>153932364en même temps, j'avais aucun espoir pour lille. celta sont bons, mais lyon aurait pu faire mieux.
>>153932394Villa était un solide favori mais c'est l'attitude neutre des Lillois qui me choque. Si j'étais supporter des Dogues ça me foutrait la rage de voir... rien.
>>153932430mentally shattered by lens overperforming.
>>153932338Quèque>>153932394Lyon en coupe = choqueurs éternels
Putain de branleurs, on leur file des places pour aller en coupe d'Europe mais si c'est pour faire cette merde, autant les donner à Nice ou à Marseille, EUX nous respecteraient dignement en jouant les matchs à fond....
>>153932481Lyon depuis la retraite de Coupet = maîtres choqueurs.
>>153933597*ba dum tss*
who do we elect this sundays lads ?
>>153939514la droite
>>153939604so hittler
>>153939514Nobody, Monsieur le Maire already won his reelection with a 70+% score.
Friday 20/038.45pm CETLens - AngersSaturday 21/035.pm CETToulouse - Lorient7.pm CETAuxerre - Brest9.05pm CETNice - PSGSunday 22/033.pm CETOL - Monaco5.15pm CETOM - LOSCParis FC - Le HavreRennes - MetzMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETFOOTBALL CLUB DE NANTES - RACING CLUB DE STRASBOURG ALSACEKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)4. Monaco (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)5. Lens
>>153940670Nice effort ASM but they can't make it, it's too lateJust wondering poll anon, do you avoid participating in these or do you simply hide your vote by editing the screencap? (nothing wrong with that btw)
REMERCIEZ LE PSG, BANDE DE FDPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefmKqtgeS8&t=90s
Lads surely Lens can't keep this momentum for so long. Like I don't want PSG to win but they've got unlimited money
>>153932186If Scaloni plays him in midfield instead of forcing him to play like a weird wingback like he did the one other time he called him up, and he puts Panichelli on the starting XI if Lautardo has one of his moments again, he will, i hope so.Speaking of, here's the lineup.+ Panichelli and>mastantuonoWho are coming in for the next friendly in Africa.
>>153942266If PSG is still playing in UCL, maybe they can do it. By the way, Lens will play PSG at home between the two legs of the quarterfinals of the UCL
>>153942240jamais je n'aurais cru que cette grosse baltringue boucaque apparaisse sur mon noble 4chan.Ce sera qui la prochaine fois ? Azed le bougnoule ? L'immigré (sic) Parisien ?
>>153942240>>153943363Les E-celeb foot me font honte. Dire que des attardés les font manger.
>>153943813Si c'était seulement les e-celebs qui étaient débiles profonds dans le foot...
>>153944141meh
>>153944141>Deschamps veut pas prendre ça en edf
>>153944141Très joli, mais pas assez noir de peau pour Dédé malheureusement.
>>153942240je sais pas si t'es le youtubeur derrière ta vidéo à la con ou juste un shill mais dans tous les cas tu fais pitié à venir faire de la pub pour cette merde sur 4chan
>>153944141Truffert mérite plus de venir en EDF que lui
>>153949586T'es pas obligé de prendre ça pour de la pub. Vous cassez les couilles à être agressifs
>>153952086>REMERCIEZ LE PSG, BANDE DE FDP>Vous cassez les couilles à être agressifs
>>153952110Désolé, j'ai surestimé la capacité de certains à comprendre le second degré quand j'ai tapé ça...
>>153952086mets des guillemets ou les > si tu veux qu'on comprenne que c'est ironique
>>153944141rip Angers-anon
who else is missing?
>>153956658No one for SCO?
>>153956658Raï. Capelle(?)
>>153957164Raï is now a "PFC" legend par procuration.
>>153956658Rocheteau?
>>153956658>bourigeaud
Did ASM merge their football and swimming clubs?
>dribbles laterally past 4 opponents>ends up further from goal than when first getting ball>shitty back pass that places the team under threatClassic Endrick
Live from OL's defensive line
How can Sulc keep getting away with it?
Quel but de l'ASM O.o
GOLASIIIII!!
>>153967357see >>153966842
>>153956658there's no way only one of them is black AND IT'S A BRAZILIAN
>>153967415N'Diefi doesn't look very Brazilian to me
ERA penal !Cette fraude de Balogun kek
balogun has missed four pens and they sill let him take them
>>153967506Era faute sur Endrick avant mais c'est l'OL donc jamais sifflé
>>153967522VAR chads winning again. Haaa? Rojo? Le.débile.
get this little faggot OUTTA HERE
Mais quel attardé la caricature d'Argensimian mdrrr
strasbourg mindbroke lyon.8 matchs sans gagner depuis le match contre strasbourg
>>153967765Wonder if he's trying to beat a record for the number of reds, he seems to be on a mission
GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD
>Les Verts (Saint-Étienne wins in Lyon)KWABOTW?
>>153971475fisl de pute de gauchiasses, comment peut on voter pour ces ennemis de la france.
>>153971571bois de l'eau, ça va aller.
>>153971629terroriste.
Salut. I want to give Ligue 1 a try and I'm open to suggestions of clubs to follow.
>>153971723on ne signe pas ses propres postes, anon.
>>153971773hehe, bien joué.
Basé
>>153971879FUCKING TRUCKED
>>153971571parce que les ennemis sont carrément à droite non ? C'est pas joli à gauche mais tu me forceras jamais à voter pour les putes à patron, les putes à russes et les putes à ricains. (inb4 LFI et les putes à bougnoules, je sais, je sais, mais au moins ils ne veulent pas geler les salaires).
>>153971571>aulas le gentil papy pas de tout un fils de pute d'arriviste réac qui ne connait rien à rien et dont le seul programme est d'hurler au wokismeJE BAILLE TELLEMENT FORT.
>>153972405"AAAAH ÇA SUFFIT!"
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 27https://poal.me/lw63m1https://poal.me/lw63m1https://poal.me/lw63m1https://poal.me/lw63m1
FOFANA IS GREAT AND WILL GIVE US THE LEAGUE! MERCI BEAUCOUP!
>>153973602Seko Fofana kek. Enjoy Tugao bro.Is there a guy to buy in liga Sagres Superbock? Asking for Luis Campos.
>>153973630Yes, yes, buy Alan Varela and Pepe from us, in an exclusive double deal of 80M€
>>153971731Idk this season following Lens would've been cool for an external viewer, but I'm afraid that the meme will stop next season. What kind of football / atmosphere / level of power are you looking for?>>153972405BaséAulas is salty af, it's comical (picrel)>>153973038Voting today, AGAIN?
>>153973602>FofanaWhich one of our 12 Fofanas? lmao
What an intense week of kwabing. Can't decide between OM, OL or Brest so I'll go for JMA
>>153973638They are sheit I guess?
>>153973683Portuguese and expensive? There's a very high chance yes
this shizo looking ass should be Zidane's assistant, the new Guy Stephan
>>153973647lmao why? it's not like there were any election fraud, why can't he take the L and move on kek?
>>153980452Like most richfags I'm sure he honestly believes that he's better than everyone else, and that there's absolutely no chance that he would lose. These guys have not enough people telling them "no".
did Deschamps ban him or something?
>>153980586Hors PSG et sans surprise DD maintient avec une remarquable constance son total mépris de la Liguain pamplemousse. D'après les Lyonnais Il semble ignorer encore plus spécifiquement les joueurs de l'OL.
>t'empêche de jouer pendant 2 semaines>t'oblige à jouer un match tous les 3 jours ensuite>te baise ta fin de saison>te baise tes chances de remporter la coupe de France>te baise ta course à la première place>te baise ta course à la CLmdr j'en peux plus, le PSG est vraiment un club de grosses salopes. J'aurais trop honte de supporter une telle mafia de bédouins.
>>153985705Basés lensois pêh
WTF is this ugly France kit for the next WC
>>153986318Green one will sale like crazy.>>153985705>La Prince il parle pas à toi.
>>153985705Lens qui veut empêcher la ligue 1 de briller en europe, tout ça pour passer pour des clowns en LDC la saison prochaine, que les LENSOIS AILLENT SE FAIRE ENCULER.
>>153991848>Get paid for a product you end up not delivering>sue the buyer anywayHow?
>>153986318Not that shit again.
Lille is the most boring team right now.
>>153992336Les parisiens qui font passer leurs décisions de merde comme un acte désintéressé favorable au reste de la ligue, sont peut être les plus grosses putes hypocrites existantes au monde mdr.Je suis sûr que vous ne croyez même pas à vos propres conneries.
>>153999334J'étais pas pour les reports ça fait que deplacer le problême. Si ça passe contre Liverpool le club se force à jouer 9 matchs en 27 jours. (Lyon le 19 avril-> PFC le 16 mai).
>>153985705 is it true that teh club installed CUP on Boulogne this yearliterally 0 shame
>>153999802NTA. Yes since August 2025.
The Official /laliste/ generator has dropped, do your best, or funniest lists:https://www.lequipe.fr/special/selection/cm-2026
predictions lads?
nice cheeky of mboop
the softest red i've seen in a while
>>154005994it doesn't need to be rough, all it takes is being a clear goal opportunity
brazil is so ass lmao
>>154006096It's not even a foul
The absolute state of Brazil. Didn't saw them 90min for a long time. I am le shocked.
>>153973647>What kind of football / atmosphere / level of power are you looking for?I have a liking for clubs strongly identified to their communities and clubs with strong academies, but that's not a requirement. I don't care much about whether the teams are strong or not, and would rather steer clear from the obvious PSG/OL/OM bunch (even though I have nothing against them). I had a great experience watching non-Bayern Bundesliga games and also following other minor leagues like the Eliteserien, so I figured I should give French football a try and get a feeling of what the league really is like. No high expectations for quality football, but I'd like to see something authentic.
la troisième status?
>>154008517still not confident about the defense, otherwise, solid perf. We could use cherki though, for some creativity and skills.
>>154007639I invite you to join the SCO fanbase.There's like 5 of us in the entire country.When a japanese guy on twitter started supporting the club because he liked Boufal (who no longer even played here), it was so unusual to have a supporter outside of France, the club invited him to come watch a home game. Which we lost. Badly.All our best known players were good in other clubs. Not in a cool "they train tomorrow's greats and do the heavy lifting so others can flourish" but in the "oh good, he's out of this dead-end team, now he can finally play up to his potential"Our club owner is (allegedly) a fraudster and (allegedly) a sex pest.We have the lowest stadium attendence rates in the league. When PSG and OM are in town, they're basically playing at home.You WILL regret accepting the invitation.It's a shit club but it's MY shit club and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>153896358A bit sad tbqh
>>153928859Should we give back Trezegoal then?
>>153928992>raciallol
>>153971571Le mega tunnel dans ta mère après que tout mes associés lui soient passé dessus lmao
>>154008517>Thuram still on the listMaybe next time.
>>154014163Basé but also bon courage pêh>>154007639Nantes would've been a great pick but they're likely to be sent to Ligue 2 next season
>>154018685>NantesCould have said Auxerre too.Who will also be in Ligue 2 next season.
>>154014231tg le traitre. terroriste va.
>>154018649this
>>154019257Les mecs dans ton genre sont ceux qui cassent la gueule aux gens dans la rue parce qu'ils sont de la mauvaise couleur de peau ou qu'ils ont trop d'empathie pour leur prochain.Faux chrétien va.
Chelsea bros...
>>154029923BoisVert L1's Pichichi inc.Sad for him it's the second time
>>154030376>6 pens out of 16 vs BoisVert's 5 out of 15Only frauds topping the goalscoring table. Who's gonna shoot pens in Strasbourg now?
>>154030436Emegha was permabenched recently? Maybe him.
Senegalese flexing the trophy kek
>>154030557Extrêmement basés amha
What do "home" statistics represent for a referee? Games in Parc des Princes?
>>154030557as they should, FUCK Morocco
>>154028542mdr cet anon à 100% c'est juste un fragile qui fait le nazillon en ligne et sur JVC mais qui frôle les murs et baisse les yeux dans la rue dès qu'il croise un arabe.
AURA
>>154034936Quite a problematic attitude on the left
bumb
>>154014163Sounds like a terrible time but I'm in. Can't promise to be a fan, but I'll be watching their games and see if I can learn a thing or two about the club. Thank you.>>154018685>>154018839Ligue 2 is streamed for free on YouTube so it won't be a problem for me either. I'll watch both.
>page 8Pas sous ma montre
our squad is unironically getting good, but i still don't think we pass the eye test
based Doué
is it me or the camera is absolutely atrocious?
THURAM SCORED?!!!!!!
>>154051754It is
>>153879819>Troisième but inscrit par Marcus Thuram en trente-trois sélections avec les Bleus.this is worse than dugarry or gignac
>>154051806I'm sure current Gignac would fare better
i dunno why, but Lucas Digne is going to be a key player at the World Cup, he's going to be elite on his flank.
Ekitike is high of his own farts. I even prefer Marcousse ffs.
>>154053143Thauvin will replace them and bring >us the WC
>>154052561I share my birthday with Digne. Same. Exact. Day.
>Doué already baldingjesus fucking christ.
>Cherki saying "Inchallah" in French at the end of his interview, to act like he's integratedfucking kek
controversial take, Margotton & Bixente are actually a comfy reporter duo
>>154053418No one can top Roland & Larqué
>>154053398>si dieu veut bien sûr !
i like how Deschamps is keeping it discret about /laliste/ saying he can or cannot Kanté while we all know he'll call him
>>154053516Is Kanté still worth it, or is he washed nowadays?I don't follow the Arab league (who does?) so i wouldn't know his current level of performance.
What in the heckin kek!!!! Hahahahahav
>>154060003Surely this is a joke?
>>154060062You better believe I picked that from La Provence hahahaha
>zoumeursKWAB
>>154060003looks like the mouth of a monster. fucking idiots.
>>154060003>>154060062>it's realhttps://www.laprovence.com/article/om/41937498881363/om-le-club-va-devoiler-un-nouveau-logojust for that, they'd deserve a KWABOTW
>>154056942hes in the Turkish league chud
>>154060003Looks pretty good
>>154060840It's just another trick to boost sales and distract from shit performances
>>154060895#Vente OMFlamini inc
>>154060003Le melting logo
>Choose 7KEK
>>154061044
>>154060003oMo?
>>154033986Le mec qui cherche la baston avec les antifas et à finir mort lâché par ses zamis et les kisdésLe mec qui s'entraîne tous les jours à la boxe pour défendre sa patrie jusqu’à la mort et qui cane sous les semelles du premier gauchiste venu.Le mec qui a du merch d'Alain Soral et qui se fait lyncher par des types qui écoutent Manu Chao
>>154070893>plus blanc que blanc
Bump against shitalian spam
>>154028542>>154033986>>154071076terroristes
>>154077130???
>>154077130oh noooooo Jean-Gonzague called me a tewowist
>>154077130>>154085012Go to /pol/tards
so what did you guys unironically think of Lacroix' performance? does he make the final squad in your books or nah?
>>154086078Dunno is he more than another ''flavor of the month mid-table PL defender"? Valuable meme new players have always been forwards (Henry, Wiltord, Mbappe...)
>>154085668/sp/ is a diversity friendly board
>>154086078Looks like Dédé misunderstood talks about "bleaching" the NT
>>154086345Coquinou
>>153973647>lens will stop next seasonThey dont have qatari money but Lensniggas are absolute fanatics, if they have to chose between funding endless n'gubus and paying rent, there's gonna be a squad of 50 n'gubus.
>still no ligain tonight
>>154094349It's CL night, bro !...Well, CL (F). And OL is playing against Wolfsburg, as usual.Also GG Real
>>154094564Fug my brain tricked me into thinking we're friday
>>154095163Those bitches are going overtime. You haven't missed much.
Ah bah, quand même...
>>154095194lol, lmao even
>Lille - Lens on saturday
>>154100446>ASM - OM on sunday
Friday 03/048.45pm CETPSG - ToulouseSaturday 04/045.pm CETStrasbourg - Nice7.pm CETBrest - Rennes9.05pm CETLOSC - LensSunday 05/043.pm CETAngers - OL5.15pm CETLe Havre - AuxerreLorient - Paris FCMetz - NantesMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETASSOCIATION SPORTIVE DE MONACO FOOTBALL CLUB - OLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLEKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)4. Monaco (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)5. Lens (1x KWAB)5. Jean-Michel Aulas (1x KWAB)
>>154082671gôche = terroristesimple.
>>154095194il a raison.
Imaginez gagner le dixième de ces sommes pendant 10 ans
>>154103742Pourquoi ce qui me choque le plus est le changement de typo sur Samba ?>Distraction>Erreur du stagiaireNous ne saurons jamais
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOODEMBOUZ
>>154103922On dirait qu"il essaie même pas kek
>>154103742kek fucking WZE
Mdr Safonov et 1-1.
ET TU SAFONOV
>>154103038When nazis call you terrorists you know you're on the right side of history
this goalie tho
>>154103742Quand Doué et Barcola vont renégocier leurs contrats il va falloir lâcher du lest (hernandez)
>>154103966Nougarro-edhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=337V5SR1h8Q
>>154103957nazis are leftists = terrorists.une gauchiasse ne sera jamais du bon coté de l'histoire. le gauchisme est une erreur, un dénigrement complet de la nature humaine, la haine de l'humain, c'est ce qui définit le gauchisme. le pire c'est que vous êtes trop cons pour vous en rendre compte.
>>154103959It's okay it's only to lose
Stade Français 2 - Stade Toulousain 1
incroyable dembélé, avec qui il a fait un pacte?
>>154103983T'as pas des cailloux à aller manger le 2 de QI ?Le thème du thread c'est la Ligue 1, donc contribue intelligemment ou casse-toi.
Pousmane Bembéléeeeed
>>154103941Jorges Mendes always wins.
>>154104015j'ai posé ma pêche je suis calmé maintenant.
Bon match. J'aime bien le style du Tef. Doué galère au milieu.
>>154103758Ouais pareil pêh
>>154103983Stop crying bro
Era ?
safonov is playing against us
Doué got Doué'd
Incoming>90+3' Russell-Rowe
>>154104506Ramooooooos. Thanks bro
>>154104506(OG)
>>154104506lel
GOL RAMOS
Belle frappe Gramos!
>>154104521Kek close enough
>bas du cataloguePas si vite
I can't tell if l'équipe do it on purpose any more
>>154110097
Nice might have the worst centre back duo I've seen in years.
>>154111620They're just shit overall and should be sent to Ligue 2
SWhat a piece of shit
Kino atmosphere in Lille
Lensbros...
>>154112899pris en flag parce que c'est un gros lard.
>>154115228Rappel
>>154115010Solid KWAB. LOSC winning against OM then Lens made a nice move.
>>154112899Cake ce lardon.
MERCI POUR FOFANA>MERCI POUR FOFANAMERCI POUR FOFANA>MERCI POUR FOFANAMERCI POUR FOFANA>MERCI POUR FOFANA
>lille 3-0'd lensGet fucked bozos
>>154113351Truet. Lillois
Culbutant ce fil
Is it just me or the camera angle in stade Raymond-Kopa looks quite weird
>>154123528Ha? Quite far away from the pitch.Dommage Moreira. Hes quite good.
>>154123568Could be that it's lower than usual, or I'm just tripping
>>154123568Also love Moreira but he has an annoying tendency to dive and fake injuries, in the pure Portuguese traditionHope he isn't really injured here though
>>154123568He is a proud Portuguese player and WILL play for the Portuguese national team
>>154123599>>154123593>Checked ageAfonso Bastardo Moreira jej
>linesman needs mommy central ref to fix his sleeveKWAB
>>154123611Unironically a relatively acceptable surname in PoortugalWe also have a team named Fonte Bastardo which is very good at volleyball
>>154123622Does it have any relation with the person being an actual bastard?
>>154123637Well, I imagine one of Afonso's ancestors was an actual bastard or the son of a bastard, so he got Bastardo as a nickname/cognomen and eventually that became a surname
>>154123673CHeeky
Feels like watching the good old sunday after lunch Formula 1 race after a big family meal, that monotonous shit always made me sleepy
>>154123760Same. Im full of lamb and choco. Exploding belly and dozing calmly.
>>154123785Based Frenchbros also eating lambHowever, tomorrow I will be working ;_;
>>154123800>However, tomorrow I will be working ;_;Grim
Half time at last...The fullbacks situation in Lyon is starting to look very bleak
>>154123861Relaxing sluper for a sweet Sunday.Yup they are quite unpolished.
>>154123933>they are quite unpolishedTo say the leastThey have the liveliness of a pensioner
>>154014163Painfully accurate so far, but I'm afraid Lyon got SCO'd too - we're deep into the snoozefest territory
Kek I did a micro nap. Still 0-0.
>>154124191Damn that SCO dude is brutally lucid and honest.
340k simultaneous viewers in Brazil and everyone is hating on Lyon for not giving Endrick 6 assists. Commentators refuse to acknowledge SCO and just talk about Fonseca and Endrick.
>>154124250What do Brazillians think of Fonseca?Do they want him to go down there and crush Abel?
>>154124250Endrick is massively overhyped
>>154124277No one actually cares about his career. He's just scapegoated as the reason Endrick doesn't have three goal participations per match.
>>154124250340k? Wtf. How fast this kid will be destroyed by people's stupid pressure?
>2020+6>"Ghezzal vers Yaremchuk"
>Afonso Moreira s'écroule
>90+2' Tolisso
>>154124365He's been subbed off anon
>>154124308He looks fairly strongminded for a Brazilian and we take very long before we start calling our players frauds. As far as everyone is concerned, it's OL's fault.
This feels as if two teams from the Sunday League were given a big stadium and people to watch them play
>>154124370Oh shit I switched to see Tour des Flandres.
OL's set pieces are something to behold>3 decent passes>commentator gets excited as if it was WC final
Hummmm... superb slurper indeed. OL is free wheeling hard. 9 games sans victory?
>>154124471Gotta average things out after the long streak of victories
Right when I was about to call the game a slurper
>>154124971>goals in a Ligue 1 gameDisappointing
>>154124971If you are the dude shopping for a Liguain club to follow. Lorient could be a comfy choice. Edit: they are under ameriburger control now :/
>4 games>4 draws>4 goalsSOVL
MUNEGU
Holy sheeet
>pavardwhat a fucking goal
> Pavard assisting the other team yet again
>>154126732Meme player
>Most dangerous lead
ALORS PEUT-ÊTRE
Balerdi again and again and again.
Lots of KWABOTW contenders jej.
>>154126958It's probably gonna be RCL tbqh
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 28https://poal.me/wee3ijhttps://poal.me/wee3ijhttps://poal.me/wee3ijhttps://poal.me/wee3ij
>>154126958Lensois here, i still think we deserve our first title this week.
>>154126996FORGOT LENS, HOLD ON!There it ishttps://poal.me/yrrvachttps://poal.me/yrrvachttps://poal.me/yrrvachttps://poal.me/yrrvac
>>154126970No question.>>154126996Yeaaaaaaah
>>154126996>https://poal.me/wee3ij>No RC Lens>still manage to put Lille in there somehowkek
>>154127012Thanks anon, I thought I was getting crazy. Sorry Lensbros.
>MbembaWho cares?
to bad for monaco their good run will end , he is gonna be olympiacos next manager in two months time
>>154127064LOSC apparently, but they're the only onesThe guy got to celebrate like a madman, even if he gets sanctioned he's already rich, so it's a win for him in my book
>>154127018>>154127021yep i was too fast and knew i forgot something, but yea, first poll is void, the good one is the second poll with Lens, losing a derby 3-0 is a huge KWABOTW contender indeed
>>154127064that's their best defender and yea they were scared to lose to Lens so valid crashout, but to play the devil's advocate his country hasn't qualify for a while so it's also understandable and lille's wild for that
>>154127064I DO!
>>154127087Thank you for your service anon
>>154127074>>154127111And they still prolly crushed Lens hopes and dreams.>>154127140Not in the head!Check out. Take care confyrama bros
quick bumb
It begins
>>154134994Odds of Beye not starting next season?
