>Saturday 14th March 2026 Burnley 0-0 AFC Bournemouth Sunderland 0-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Arsenal 2-0 Everton Chelsea 0-1 Newcastle United West Ham United 1-1 Manchester City >Sunday 15th March 2026 Crystal Palace 0-0 Leeds United Manchester Dilated 3-1 Aston Villa Nottingham Forest 0-0 Fulham4.30pm Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur >Monday 16th March 20268pm Brentford v Wolverhampton Wanderers
>>153883982SPURS
>>153883986d don't be antisemitic
>poop guardiolel
im dun frank outtudor out
Liverpoo will lose just saying
united are winning the league the next season beware
>>153884063Not a funny gimmick, stop stealing
>>153884091Says who? LOL
not having a good night
>>153884148watch the footy then
>>153883982HAHAHAHAHA WHERE'S DSL
>>153884111Me.
>>153883982Arsenal fans really saying Raya is the best in the world
>>153883982that must've fucking hurt
>>153884172shut up u egg
>>153884091We're fucking BACK.
>>153884184We have the best defense in the world.
>>153884163I was and it's boring
nice 4-2 to spursy
>>153884208gabriel bullying players for set pieces doesn't mean you have the best in the world
>>153884111united are 1st in the league table since carrick took over
>>153884184>Arsenal fans really saying Raya is the best in the worldWhy isn't he?
>>153884228>united are 1st in the league table since carrick took over2nd*
>>153884228nice trophy innit
What the fuck did Chelsea do to the ref
>>153884233 Courtios is better
>>153884228warra trophy
>>153884228>united are 1st in the league table since carrick took overAnd they actually play nice football too.
its getting to the point where spurs winning is funnier than spurs losing
Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that Sharteta's Arselul were hilariously exposed by a 3rd rate Bundesliga side.
>>153884071>Liverpoo will lose just sayingseethe
>>153884285>BAITED
>>153884250only because arsenal have a game in hand
>Dyche reluctant to join Spurs>Gus Poyet offering to take over as manager>Lewis-Skelly threatening to leave if Arteta doesn't give him more game timeI think it's over for North London
>>153884285Arsenal derangement syndrome
>>153884304>only because arsenal have a game in handSo they're 2nd then
>>153884309>Arsenal derangement syndromeNo such thing mate this isn't X, olatunde
>>153883047>>153883047>>153883047>>153883047LIVERPOOL IS A CLUB FOR TRANNIES, HOMOSEXUALS, AND BROWN PEOPLE AHHAHAHAHASpurs will win today
AHHHHH FODEN SAVE ME WE NEED TO WIN THE LEAGUE
>>153884309absolutely no one cares about arseshite winning
>>153884331only browns hate foden
>>153883982
>>153884330KEK
>>153884344kekkkkkkkkkkk based
>>153884344women commentators too tbf
>>153884330Kek so fucking true
>>153884344post of the year
>>153884344sky sports did choke the league yes>>153884370not funny
>>153884332Yeah? You reckon? Funny how so many people on socials and pundits are shitting on arsenal, they were excited about le heckin' bottle xDDD. The league win doesn't count because you didn't entertain me!!!Absolute spastic. Arsenal will win the league. You will all accept it, or live in denial. There is no astrix, no mitigating factor. There's just an arsenal winning the league, and whatever faggot club you support, not.
>>153884376spoil sport.
>>153884330dimeless dave's threads just can't get any traction, another certified flop I'm 'fraid
Spurs sacked Martin Jol at half time once then told him to still finish the match Could see that again!
Sesko > Squirtz
>>153884344
Everytime you see "Dilated" in the OP you just KNOW a fat brown scouser made the thread LOL
>>153884382>Yeah? You reckon? Funny how so many people on socials and pundits are shitting on arsenal, they were excited about le heckin' bottle xDDD. The league win doesn't count because you didn't entertain me!!!>>Absolute spastic. Arsenal will win the league. You will all accept it, or live in denial. There is no astrix, no mitigating factor. There's just an arsenal winning the league, and whatever faggot club you support, not.Holy fucking melty
>>153884382log off son the internet isn't real life
>>153883982Are Newcastle back? Is Gordon back?
>>153884400don't you have your own thread to bump before it gets archived?
>>>153884392>canadian cuck LMAOOOOOO
>>153884415Canadasama I kneel
>>153884415KEK BODIED THAT FREAK
deary me dave
he DOES NOT like the new Dimeless Dave moniker, however if the shoes fits...
>>153884400Honestly I just show the OPs to my wife and she just bursts out laughing. We can't help but feel pity for Liversissy.
>>153884434bro needs to get a clue
>>153884382You take the opinions of Africans seriously
>>153884400>>153884330KEKAROO!! You've got Canuck BUBBLING
>>153884434Based
>>153884434>he DOES NOT like the new Dimeless Dave moniker, however if the shoes fits...that part....
why didn't kinky start for spuds
Fucking Hell this thread is shit. Why do we have to put up with Liversissy having daily meltys?
>>153884344you can add the beebs to that on their website ever since they stopped hiding womens footie posts in the cuck shed - i keep getting tricked by headlines that have fuck all to do with anythingkeep that shit in the bin
So are we allowed to talk about Chelsea and the ref situation orrrrr
>>153884435why is the man u customer proudly showing off his thai boyfriend
>>153884447Scholes isn't african lol
>>153884400That part x
>>153884474rare flag
>>153884474The BBC is shit now every article uses a picture of a woman just for clickbait
>>153884400Yep
>>153884485>worked by "pundits">in 2026they make money off winding people like you up, stop falling for it
>>153884485his daughter gets done by them tho
>>153884516Just like ar Isa SlotBless em
>>153884501>The BBC is shit now every article uses a picture of a woman just for clickbaitThe Indian internet theory is real
>>153883982thanks soggy bog for making a proper thread
>>153884525
>>153884478>So are we allowed to talk about Chelsea and the ref situation orrrrrbonnie blue inspiring generations
>>153884533No problem my fellow transgender poster :P#lgbtliverpool#scousegays
Liverpool are shit then apparently.
dimeless davehausen
>>153884533anytime
>>153884568>apparently
Is Jota playing today?
>>153884545bodied that freakhausen
>>153884596no he's a little burnt out
posted without comment
>>153884533>>153884567Ayo Liverpool fans confirmed as gay...
>>153884607Tranny United fans LOL
>>153884596>>153884604Kek absolutely Jota'd my sides
>>153884607Man uDilated, literally
I'm famously a qpr neutral iykyk
>>153884607why's bro wearing a skirt
GROK on a mad one
>>153884604He's tyred
>>153884630Transchester Dilated legends Wayne Trooney btw
>>153884630KEK
>>153884630O WAYNE TROONEY
>>153884658>>153884664
>>153884607awww this is so heartwarming thanks for sharing your transition
Yeah but how are you only one goal up against tottenham
>>153884652>YNWA? More like You'll Never Win Anything without diving and cryingKek didnt know GROK was chill like that
No wonder Hasidic David likes Grok
spuds forced to throw everything against the wall and they're still getting battered by 'pool's C team
>>153884706noncetroony
>>153884706HOWLING that Dave is a paedo
>>153884719>HOWLING that Dave is a paedoynr Dave defending David Cootw
can Brighton fuck off what a bipolar team
>>153884706GROK is this true
>>153884690Something something Tudor
I hate João Pedo so much fuck that fpl troll
>>153883982where were u even spurs got relegate
Liverpool are getting refballed right now
Mo Salad is fucking dreadful
>>153884603>>153884567we dont sign our posts here
>>153884382Asterisk*Negroid halfwit
>>153884652Kek wtf
>>153884652HahaSpurs have been the better team in this game. 5 shots on target to Liverpools 2.
Arsenal derangement syndrome is a racist dogwhistle. Because of the demographics of the club's supporters, they're hated on the basis that opposing fans want to see the diverse arsenal fans suffer. Quite pathetic really.
Why are Liverpool games so boring
Dave loves Carragher now
They keep passing into an empty box. You'd have thought by now they'd either stop that or make a run from deep into the box.
>>153884942we don't sign our posts here
igor turdor
Finally, deserved goal from Richarlison
LiverpooI knew it
why the fuck are they celebrating and hitting poses lmao. your situation is still fucking dire
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A PATHETIC LITTLE CLUB LIVERPOOL IS
Liverpool are useless
Ancelloti should pick Richarlison, he showed good fighting spirit, albeit a bit shit>>153885167+1 point mate
STOP THE COUNT
Liversissy is not welcome back here.
>>153884820easiest sissy soul read of my life
>shitterpoo kekball cuckHoly fucking KEK what a sad little joke of a club
Bash Liversissy's gay little head in
>conceding ANOTHER 90th minute goali think its up to 7 this season
>>153884370INEVITABLE
AAAAAAAAAA CHIESA SAVE ME Most boring Slot trope
>>153885218Hope the little cunt's mum had a truly terrible mothers day
Canadian flag on suicide watch
Remember at the start of the season when Liverpool were getting jammy last minute goals to cover up their dogshit performances and the media were trying to gaslight us that it was the sign of champions?
Hate LiverpooHate Manchester poonited Simple as
TUDOR IN
>best player is named DomMyDick Slobonguys>be gay losersWhat on earth did they mean by this?
Gowannnnn El Cucu
Ekitike you fucking donkey
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based tudor lmaoooo
It’s ok Liverpool, not every club is built to thrash sp*rs home and away
Liversissy collect your things and FUCK off right now
>>153885259I remember: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvg07nj09xjo
Liverbird bottle a 4 on 2 at the end kek
>tottenham's longest winless run since 1935>in 1935 Arsenal won the title and Tottenham got relegated
>YNWA laBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>liverpool opening the door to chelsea
Very impressive by sp*rs to go 1 point above the drop zone
>>153885259i literally knew they were shit even before they got mogged by palanceyou could fucking see that the klopp formula was fully dead before the season even startedthey literally don't know how to play
And just like that, all Irish flags disappear till next CL match
RELEGATE LIVERPOOL RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Spuds will think they're turning it out around but it was just Liverpool being shite
surely losing to Spuds gets you sacked?
>everyone from 14th downwards drew
>>153885382Cope
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!
Reminds me of chelski’s 1-1 win vs Arsenal
BEEP BEEP ALL ON BOARD
are we happy spudsbros?
>>153885437Can’t park there m8
>>153885446Would finger her
>96
4D chess keeping Tudor in his job
why won't carrick play my boy big zirk, bros?
based richarlison keeping tudor in a job
PGMOABL conspiring against Liverpool again
>>153885406how many winless now is it, sweetheart?
Yeah I saw him he was bashing in daves brain (there wasn't much of it to begin with)
liverpool are so shite their fans are scrapping with spuds fans
>>153885495Coooope
why didn't Rio Ngumbay do anything? he was supposed to save us?
I forgot how immensely retarded richarlison sounds
>>153885489>PGMOABL la
>0 big chances against the worst PL teamlol
It's hilarious how he now responds to 'liversissy' like a beaten little dog. Even more hilarious is his dogshit team choking to spuds.
>>153885416kek
>Brentford will be just 1 point behind Chelsea if they win tomorrowWew lad
>>153885508kek
>Arse beat Spurs 8-2 in aggreThis is grim from Liverpool, but Spurs are staying up bruv. You know what I mean fám. You know dem wey der. You feel me. Big man ting.
>>153885374kek see you Thursday paddy!
im dun im dunlivepool letting tudor STAYive ad enuff
>>153885586Kek
The best part is sp*rs will keep Tudor and go down
It's Slot's fault for messing up that 4 v 2 at the end btw
>>153885678the worst Liverpool team in 70 years beat the best Arseanal team in 20 years 1-0 on aggregate
Dimeless Dave not only shitting up this thread but desperately trying to prevent not one (1) but two (2) flopped threads from sinking like a stone in the catalogue. That's his wee hours sorted
This mick cope is hilarious
>Dominik Szoboszlai: "I feel flat. We have to wake up because if we carry on like this, we should be happy with the Conference League. I don't know why this is happening, I honestly don't know.">>153885684Did you reply to the wrong person?
>>153885754fraid so mountie
>>153885768It's arrogance and selfishness they all want the glory of scoring. They don't want to pass the ball for some godforsaken reasonThe sloppy 5 yard passes, the bumbling around, the midfielders falling over, the scuffed shots. Its like 11 people have been pulled off the street and asked to play togetherBlame Slot for shitty tactics and team selection but the players are just as retarded, Kloppo wouldn't get Mac Allister to complete a pass either
If Spurs manage to survive this season then Arsenal will pull off a bigger bottlejob than before
>>153885768no I was speaking to the aforementioned Irish flags who will have their heads in the sand until traditional champions league action kicks off Thursday
>>153885785These are the creatures pushing narratives
>>153885789Ah, my bad gotcha.>>153885785I honestly think there are 2 factions in the team, Heki doesnt pass to Salah and vice versa, and their friends in the squad do the same
>>153885742Warra trophy
>>153885785Kloppo would have shipped MacShittister off to Boca Juniors 18 months ago
>>153885835>I honestly think there are 2 factions in the team, Heki doesnt pass to Salah and vice versa, and their friends in the squad do the sameSounds about right, the amount of times I've seen Ekitike with his arms in the air and Salah shaking his head is alarming
>>153885849Why would MacBestMidfieldInTheWorld have gone back to Argentina?
>>153885872drafted to retake las malvinas
>>153885543Kek
>>153885768What happened to his hair?
not allowed to criticise gravvanot allowed to criticise van dijky not allowed to criticise ekitikkynot allowed to criticise szobba
Crushing result for Liverpool. It’s looking like their top 4 hopes are getting trampled on
>>153885678>negro babble posting
>>153885974Very flat performance it must be said
>>153885337There’s nothing new under the sun
>>153885917peak rawk
allisso pass it to szobbo pass it to gomezzo pass it to van dijkko pass it to robbo pass it to macco pass it to gravvo pass it to frimppo pass it to wirtzzo pass it to ngumbbo pass it to gakpo
Why do these shitters keep fumbling their chance to get champions league qualification?
>>153886020Actually try to pass to each other but then fail at that so you end up taking long shots all game
>>153886016What's RAWK's position on the result?>>153885977I think that's the joke, anon. He's mimicking a Youtuber called Expressions Oozing, who is a near 500k subscriber Spurs fan youtuber who speaks like that (as well as being quite clever with words).
>>153886029If anything they're not taking enough shots. Szoboslai who should be shooting from his own fucking half takes about one long shot every game, mostly he just feints a shot and passes sideways. Wirtz never shoots even when he's in the box.
>>153885416Jason Cundy is hilarious , he gets what radio is supposed to be like
are andy
hell yeah , I thread of pure britons , no indians , no immigrants , just pure unadultered bretons, you guys deserve that , have your break.
>>153886066I see we're going back to last season's narrative of sobbo not doing enough shottos from outside the box
>>153886104It won't be fun tomorrow because Spurs didn't lose. So Cundy is going to have to double down on>He drew with Liverpool, drew with Atletico in the 2nd halfShit. Go on about good a manager Tudor is, he needs time. Sadly Spurs will escape relegation.
Happy to say that Spurs dared to do today.
>>153885319Kek
>>153886145They won the 2nd half. It's a good point.
>Liverpool couldn’t beat sp*rs 4-1 at home
wait a minute...they drew to Spurs AND lost to Wolves?... are you sure?
Celebrating because it means Tudor is staying
LIVERPOOL DREW WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153886145>Sadly Spurs will escape relegationThey still haven't won a game in 2026
>next season we should be happy to play conference league - Szoboszlai
this guy turning out to be a shitter, professional shitter.
>>153886304Sesko wouldnt miss that
>>1538862762 more draws and they'll stay up, the Forest match is already an easy point. Leeds are going down. Spam, Spurs and Forest have agreed
>>153886237And yet they could beat Arsenal 1-0 at home. Crazy
>>153886276Yeah but they don't even need to win. They could draw all their remaining games and they'd stay up, easily. Forest and West Ham don't win enough.
>>153886333Warra trophy.
>>153886327wut? maybe they stay up with 2 more wins32 points is not going to keep them upPersonally wouldn't be relaxing until they get 42 or so
just letting you all know Spurs have conceded at least two goals each match for the last 2.5 months..until today. Think Liverpool need open that Coutinho warchest again. £450m isnt anywhere near enough it seems
Liversissy is quiet tonight. Did Liverpool not win?
>>153886304Remember at the start of the season when you were begging to sign him
>>153886343Well West Ham do, they have 9 points from their last 6 gamesAnd Forest have picked up 11 points in 2026 to Spurs' 5 points
Honestly felt like liverpool were playing with 8 men that game. Passes weren't connecting, they didn't have any overloads, the team was lethargic and slow. Only committed 3 players to counters. Salad is fucking awful and that should be his final game for them. He was diabolical. SlobbersGuys wasn't that bad but he was very quiet. We're talking about a fucking dreadful side that haven't won a single game in the prem this year. Who lost 3-1 to palace, 1-4 to a goal starved arsenal.
Liverpool could beat a 10 man Newcastle though
>>153886380He's left. He's no longer welcome back here. He's getting his nan to collect his things tomorrow morning. Barred from /epl/.
Bruno Fernandes only needs 5 assists in his remaining 7 games to claim the All Time Premier League Assist Record
>>153886333Set piece again ole ole
>>153886343>They could draw all their remaining games
>>1538864078 games
>>153886395Liverpool always play with 12 men thoughbeit
United would be in League One without Bruno
>>153886304forwards go off the boil during season. Very common. Salah started well and Mane carried the team in 2nd half of season. Mbuemo has been fucking shit since afcoon and nobody is saying anything btw
>>153886420Oh shit youre right Surely thats player of the season
>>153886386yes i do actually, and i still believe that he can work much better in our system, having him instead of gabi jesus and the donkey havertz would be a big step up.
>>153886406Good riddance
>Haaland is STILL top goalscorer>second is Igor Thiago, 4 goals behindgrim grim GRIM
>>153886428Its very hard to win playing with 10 men every match. In this very unrealistic and disadvantaged scenario though yes they'd probably be in league 1.Also Everton would have 4 league wins in a row if they were Man City.
>>153886041I know who he is and have seen his edits where he splices punchlines together.Hes quite funny but as with most black entertainers he is 98% filler in his vocabulary.Rants is even worse because he’s not even entertaining or funny at all. At least expressions has a personality
>thinking anyone can do a better job than Arne Slot right nowenter....Amorim
Hope Liverpool give Slot a lifetime contract! He did win them the league after all...
Got a warning for reporting the beanerspammer for avatarposting. I'm fuming
>>153886496>Its very hard to win playing with 10 men every match. Which makes it even crazier that Man U lost TWICE to 10 men this season
how many goals have Liverpool conceded 85' onwards this season?
>>153886521He doesn't splice punchlines together, but he does edit a lot where he clearly went and said something that wasn't funny and he removed it. The issue is that fan reaction clip collator channels don't clip funny shit that isn't related to goals. KSI coming in and bantering Expressions and superchatting £300~ and making him seethe was great but I had to actually go to the match stream and find it.>>153886569No, you got a warning for announcing a report.
>>153886333Do they get a triphy for that?
>>153886589They have scored 7 and conceded 8 after the 90th min, I dunno about 85. 9 today since Rich goal was 90th I think.
>>15388658996 but some say 97
>>153886614>-1 goals after 90minsman mountain needs step up
>>153886624Why don't you guys actually do research about this meme. It's actually 100. It was 96, then a guy who suffered injuries from it died a few years ago so 97. Then after the repeat at the Madrid CL final, three who were at Hillsborough killed themselves. So it's 100. You can not like Liverpool but have a bit of respect.
>>153886475>Be Haaland>Have everything passed to you>You score>Sign Semenyo>He demands the ball, so he is passed to>He scores insteadA weird signing.
>>153886644>Then after the repeat at the Madrid CL final, three who were at Hillsborough killed themselveswas this because they got memed by the bus that never turned up?tragic story
>>153886644As a second generation Hillsborough survivor, I thank you for this post.
REMINDERCity WILL win the League CupCity WILL win the LeagueCity WILL win the FA CupArsenal WILL win NOTHINGSpurs WILL NOT be relegatedArsecucks WILL seethe.SHARTETA WILL BE FIRED.
>>153886749Weird cope
>>153886644Its 101 actually. Liversissy killed himself.
>>153886766>Weird cope
This man >>153886749is absolutely correct
Direct Quote from Jurgen Klopp>for me, Bruno Fernandes IS the Premier League player of the year
>>153886887n-no! my kloppo cant do this to me!
>>153886644Some say the genes (jeans) of the bin dippers are passed onto future generations and reparations (dole) should be paid forthwith
>>153886594Literally said false report though
>>153885825i, too, would love it for American leader Benjamin Netanyahu to die.
>>153886967Oh well you have a VPN anyway, Mandick.
>>153886749
yes they spent over 400m but it is a mourning season. can you really expect the team to perform?
>>153887040I mean, what do you want me to say? Arsenal suck. They have a tougher fixture list AND they've lost Timber for the rest of the season. Saka is shit and got the 'big contract' curse to ruin him. Eze is shit. Gyokeres is shit. Only good Arsenal player is Rice.
Liverchuds next 5:Wednesday: Galatasary chasing a 0-1 deficit (h)Saturday: Brighton (a)Citeh (a)Fulham (h)Everton (a) scousecunt derbyPalace (h)United (a)Chelsea (h)Villa (a)Brentford (h)How many wins are possible here in their current form?
>>153886904Ja he khan
>>153887086Think you're forgetting about starboy Max Dowman
>>153887155WDLWDWLDWL
>In over a quarter of their Premier League games this season, Liverpool have conceded either an equaliser or a losing goal after the 90-minute mark.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153887155>United haven't done the double over anybody this season but they can against Liverpool Kek
>>153887231The seethe will be generational if slabhead gets the winner again.
>>153887189He's only looking OK because he hasn't had his brain turned to shit by Osama Bin Sharteta. Also he couldn't even score against a League One side, so, hardly 'good'.Either way, my point remains. Everybody has written City off, but they'll beat Arsenal at the weekend, then they'll beat Liverslip in FA Cup. Arsecucks will lose to Saints and Arsenal will lose against Mememouth and City and that's it, it's over. Even if they don't lose to Mememouth, they'll lose to somebody and that's it. Since the gap is only 3pts.
>>153887231>canI think you mean willShame it won't be their 5th win and massive news.
spurswogs getting very uppity over their 1:1 winyou know that way dere man!
>>153887231they can against Chelsea, Sunderland and Brighton I think
>>153887260That guy never wants United to win 5 in the row. The guy has made absolute massive amounts of money from it. Not only has he got huge followings on Insta and Youtube and shit, but he got fucking sponsorship deals.
remember a few hours ago when liverpool failed to beat the most out of form team in the league?
>>153887356KEK did that really happen?
>>153887356I think spurs have to be looking at that as 2 points dropped.
>>153887086on the assumption you're being serious>saka is shiti actually agree with this statement, he's been shit for a while now, he still manages to shithouse a goal or two every now and then though, so not a complete lost cause.>Eze is shitNO, he is a direct playing no.10, a breath of fresh air compared to odegaard.he shoots well, he does make the forward pass alot, he's really decent.>gyok is shitNope, he's not lighting the league on fire but he's doing okay, scored some crucial goals and is actually improving game by game which is the important thing.>timber is out for the seasonhow did you know this?he's injuried but am hopefully not for the season, he walked out so that should be a good sign i believe.
>>153887207the funniest games were when its rigged to give them 9 minutes of added time to get a winner and they end up losing instead
>>153887255Please let this happen
Liversissy in tatters. Cant even muster the energy to boot up his canadian vpn.
>>153887434Eze also can't score or assist. Still doesn't change the fact that you can't score, your defence has turned to shit, your GK has mistakes in him and City just have better players, better mentality and actually have experience winning things. Much like England, Arsenal collapse when they actually need to turn up and win something because being 'nearly men' takes all pressure off. Your fans are always 'next time' forever and keep paying money. But if you actually win something? Well you're expected to. Again.
>>153888030What a raped little bitch.
Dios mio...
Brazil have Gabriel and Casemiro on all corners for the World Cup
>chelsea loss>villa loss>city points dropped>liverpool points dropped >united win>fernandes +2 assistsGREAT weekend for United Chads
>>153888126This part x
>>153887356The most out of form team probably in the top league of every country on earth. Spurs are so dismal they were making history with every match. Liverpool couldn't beat them at home!
>>153888292The Transfield Library just doesn't have *that* aura anymore...
Casemiro has more epl goals than Saka
Laughing at dirty scouse mongs
remember that week when United fans got carried away and said they'd win the league this season, with no joking or irony whatsoever
>>153888411Hard not to when theyre such little cretins KEK
Evening lads ive just seen liverpool failed to beat an awful tottenham who were missing 2 starting centre backs, at home no less. How did this happen then
>>153888442FUCKING HELL did that really happen??
>>153888221Mate, there's no way this world cup is happening in any sort of sane way.
>>153888454Salah missed an absolute sitter too
>>153886749>REMINDER>City WILL win the League Cup>City WILL win the League>City WILL win the FA Cup>>Arsenal WILL win NOTHING>>Spurs WILL NOT be relegated>>Arsecucks WILL seethe.>>SHARTETA WILL BE FIRED.this plus united lost to 10 men twice this season KEK
>>153885473Because he’s shit
>>153888126but enough about your dad x
Yes yes Liverpool are the real losers of the night But don't lose sight of Spurs absolutely still going down
how come the uproar pre qatar WC is not even remotely similar to this CUM wc?there was plenty of criticism about the last WC(and rightly so) but barely any of the major news outlets(uk and europa) are saying anything about this one.i feel there has to be a little more "pushback".
>>153888427Amor- wait Carrick brought them BACK (to losing against 10 men)
>>153888580because the world hates your kind Now fuck off back to /ars/ bug boy
>>153887155Can you count to 5
>>153888499The Egyptian Queen MISSED?!?! no way... I was ensured by liverpool customers that he is world class.
>>153888665400k + tip pw btw
>>153888600>b-ACK
>>153888810KEK
>>153888126wtf kwabbed
>>153888782FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND A WEEK?? well surely hes going to win the golden boot this season
>>153889041nah that's casemiro winning it who's on 550k pw
Morning unitedchad
Casimero has 7 goals in 28 games this season. Combined, Isak & Wirtz have 9 goals in 54. Casimero might well be worth 200m, which isn't even half of what slipperpool spent in one window to get worse.
IF spuds stay up on goal difference then lolzpool will ever be known as the team that did that. Know in the long run the seething from Arsenal fans despite probably winning the PL title will be funny, but everyone knows the real prize was taken
>>153889298Suppose Arsenal will comfort themselves with the 6 points next season
Yaseethe?
>>153886475Bro hasn't scored in 10 million years and still at the topWhat a weird season he's having
>>153889109Morning <3
Liverpool legend Christian Nowak has had ENOUGH of these bad results>this is just not good enough. We can't be doing this. Honestly, I try to defend Liverpool as much as I can but sometimes it's so difficult.Not looking good when club legends come out with statements like this.
>>153893124The virgin slut vs the chad Tudor.
Give Tudor the wheel
>>153887207fucking hell
aura
>>153893124LMAOOOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOO OOO
the final table is in
>>153893563The BIG FIVE and the irrelevant 15
mantroony up all night chatting to himself AGAIN
still can't believe this happened
Is the fun really over now that Spurs are staying up?
>>153893707palmer hates this guy more than he hated the donald lmao
>>153893732>1 point off the drop>generational injury crisis>2nd easiest run of fixtures till the end of the season>next game against relegation rivals If you're a true Spurs fan, you know we're absolutely going down. We drew against City and Pool now watch us fuck up every other "easy" fixture and lose 3-1 to Forrest before Tudor gets sacked.
>>153893780You're trying to trick fate into making you look wrong by giving you what you want. It won't work. Spurs are staying up, Forest are going down.
My boy igorz he just needs more time
>>153893839Nah, Spurs fan for the better part of 25 years. I know this club. Spurs only really turn up when it means nothing. The fact the fans are celebrating today like we've secured safety is insane to me.
>>153887007No I don't
@grok, is this real?
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
I have a feeling that Burnley will gape Fulham on Saturday.
>>153889109Morning senpai
Another day another mantroony midnight melty
>>153893563Spurs will probably stay up after liversissies gave them a free pointYou're 100% correct about City winning the league via GD though
>>153894426>flip not being able to see the bigger picture getting a point means tudor won't get sacked which means they'll continue to lose other games, he needs just 1 win and the rest doing typical spurs things and then they'll be in the championship
>>153886304It doesn’t look like much but that was actually really well done by Chiesa, one touch right back on his right foot
>>153893707ref was right to stand his ground
>irrelevant 14 seething because Spuds are going to stay up and stay in the Big Six
>>153894661The new big six after next season will be Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea and Leicester (last 6 teams to win the PL).
Michael Owen was right last week. Liverpool really are the best team in the league
>>153894679>LeicesterThey're going to be in League One
Don't get why Spurs fans have been insisting that Romero and Van de Ven are world-class, when they've just removed those two players from the starting XI and the team suddenly doesn't look like complete dogshit.
Spotted a few arsenal derangement syndrome posts in this thread. Disappointing really.
arsenal wonsimple as
Wirtz was abysmal yesterday
>>153894872I don't think vdv and romero work together, both are prone to make baffling decisions due to adhd brain
>"Spurs are getting relegated to take the headlines from arsenal!!"No, they're just SHIT lel
Why has the bald man not been sacked yet
>>153895069Pep should take the job
>>153895076At this point I'd take Pepe Mel over Sloth
Might go for a sky walk on tottenham's stadium or maybe a couple rounds of go karting when they're in the championshit next year. Prices should be cheaper.
Good ebening
oh my god what happened to forest
>Arne Slot on the ‘boos’ from Liverpool fans: “I think and expect that it was aimed towards the team which I can completely understand”.THEY WERE AIMED AT YOU YOU BALD CUNT
>>153895242source
>>153895242Why would Liverpool fans boo Slot when he's won as many PL titles as Jurgen Klopp?
>Chelsea FC has accepted fines totalling £10.75million for breaches of the Premier League’s rules. The Club has been sanctioned by the Premier League with an immediate nine-month Academy Transfer ban and a suspended one-year first-team player transfer ban (suspended for two years) .
>>153893492>bending over Van Dijk taught him defence movements?
>>153888665>>153888782Forgot Salah plays for the club desu. One goal in the league since 1st November btw. And it was against Wolves.
>>153895319These fines are stupid, strip Chelsea of the titles they won in the Abramovich era as a punishment. And do the same to City when they eventually decide to settle that case.
>>153895281I was booing my TV. I wasn't booing Slot or booing the players but I did feel the situation in general deserved a boo
>>153895384They'll never do that when they can just pocket some quick cash instead City will eventually get their £10 million fine and suspended transfer ban too
>>153895384points deduction was never on the cards for this kind of infringement.
>>153894718Might just be the worst graph I've ever seen
>>153894718wolves sure left it late
>>153895242can't be, since he'll never walk alone
>>153895381He got removed from my FPL so early this season. Could just TELL he is finished.
>>153895429Famously they always support their own
Have you respected the ball today?
COMMUNITY NOTE>Liversissy's grandmother collected his belongings today. He will not be returning to /epl/ after the embarrassing 1-1 loss to Spurs at home.
>He's awakeAbandon thread
imagine waking up at 4pm to bump your flopped thread from being archived, the life of dave is truly chilling
>>153895242funny how only JF retards think he doesn't include himself when he says "team". He didn't say "players".
>>153895504>imagine waking up at 4pm to bump your flopped thread from being archived, the life of dave is truly chillingKEK another wonder from jobless david
>>153895486Good riddance
>>153895411Fines don't make sense though. If Chelsea or City are playing by different rules to the rest of the league, any titles they win are fundamentally illegitimate. A financial penalty does not really affect them in a meaningful way, especially considering their success on the pitch as a result of their cheating has allowed them to accumulate enough money to comfortably pay off those penalties.Then at the other end of the table, you have Nottingham Forest who broke financial regulations to sign players that helped them accumulate enough points to stay in the PL, despite the points deduction they ended up getting. So we are effectively building a system where cheating is encouraged, as long as you can get enough of a benefit from that cheating to offset any future punishments.
>>153895519he necrobumped his previous flop of a thread to link it again here in a few hours, it's a disgusting humiliation fetish he has and I wish I never got roped into this in the first place
I love how tottenham is Arsenal's little brother. They basically get the hand me downs. They get the shitty players, youth and staff. And how well does it work out for them? LOL.
>>153895530City infringed on different rules which do carry a points penalty.Chelsea made illegal payments to help sign some youth players, therefore it makes sense that their punishment is a fine and penalties that affect their ability to sign players. The fine is also lessened because the owners reported it as soon as they discovered the payments when doing their accounting.City were indulging in fraud, making false payments to themselves to inflate their income and run the club at a bigger loss than would be allowed. This affects every aspect of the club's ability to compete and so a points deduction is appropriate. There are also other punishments possible such as an expulsion from the Premier League that potentially could happen (with a ban on their return and the possibility the Championship doesn't let them in either). The least likely option is titles being stripped as history being re-written is a huge ballache for too many parties.
>>153895575So basically, nothing will happen. They'll learn their lesson to be craftier and more responsible at cheating. Scum team. Typical arab behaviour.
>regular posts about football>liversissy is STILL replying to himself on VPNs about DaveMindbroken
Characterfaggotry hahaha! Literally never gets old! :D
arsenal football club
thats the joke
>>153895530Chelsea admitted the cheating, which is why it's a minor punishment. City haven't admitted cheating and have spent huge sums of money trying to hide the cheating. It's all irrelevant because Pep's comments recently have suggested that the FA/PL have decided there is nothing major coming.I wouldn't be surprised if the FA/PL deduct City 6pts this season and a £20m fine. Arsenal win the title but it gets asterisked.
>>153895561Yes, you are proud of supporting le currently winning team in the most soulless and disloyal mercenary era of football. I find that odd
>>153895575Chelsea illegally signing youth players means they have more "assets" to sell for pure profit, effectively increasing the budget that the club has to spend on first team expenses. So it has the same end result as City's breaches.Also consider this argument: Chelsea's misconducts were conducted under the previous administration. Why should the current administration suffer the consequences? Pretty much every single person at the club has changed since the Abramovich days, to the point where Chelsea has become the Ship of Theseus and you could debate whether it's even the same club at this point. It makes more sense to serve justice to the people that actual did the crime, and the only thing that would actually hurt them at this point is removing their title. Abramovich will not feel any repercussions of Todd Boehly paying some fines and Chelsea being banned from making signings next summer.And stripping titles is not unprecedented in football, it happened to Juventus and Marseille.
Liverpool put up the worst title defence since the PL era.
>>153895586Didnt we just throw that freak out by his ear?
>>153895629That would still be Man Utd in 13/14, who throw David Moyes under the bus because >muh chips.
Why does the existence of >>153883047 cause such a melty from Liversissy?
>>153895319>Chelsea captain Reece James suffers hamstring injury, expected to miss several weekswhen it rains, it pours
MIND THE GAP
>>153895652KEEEEK what a fall from grace. They're literally arsenal from 10 years ago. Just a feeder club with no direction, plays shitty football and won't win shit. We're seeing a retvrn to glory. Top 6 should look like>Arsenal and Man Troonited fighting for the league>chelsea and liverpoo fighting for 4th>everton 5thAnd everyone else fighting for relegation.
>>153895628And the punishment would affect them in the opposite direction but worse. You can't sign players so you can't fill in weaknesses and also when players contract talks come up during a ban, the players have far more cards. Payments as sweeteners has very vague benefits, it's banned because it leads to wider corruption more than anything else. This isn't something you do as a money making exercise (and the players they found were bought like this were mostly dogshit). There is far more of a butterfly effect to these payments where the advantage to doing so was unsure and if it did benefit, it relied on a bunch of other things to go well. It's far less direct than just having a load more money to throw around than you should do.It's not unprecedented to strip titles but you've the issue of a centralised FA vs Premier League again. It's beneficial for all of football as a whole for punishments to be harsh (but still proportional), when you've the Premier League "brand" that only cares about that one division, stripping a title is much more focused on them and their reputation.
>>153895635Liversissy's only happiness in life is being OP in /epl/
>>153895698No surprise since he’s an /spee/ janny
>sozbozla to Madrid That’s Liverpool fucked. Doubt they’ll get their 75m back either
>>153895682That's like saying City cooking the books and covering it up has vague benefits, because they might end up wasting that money on shit players like Kalvin Phillips. The problem in both cases is that the offending clubs were playing by different rules to the rest of the league and gained an unfair advantage, whether they actually capitalised on those advantages is irrelevant.Also FWIW, the last time Chelsea were hit with a transfer ban they won the Champions League. So that's another situation where they took the punishment on the chin, but still managed to be alright in the long-run because they got all their business done beforehand.
>>153895534>he necrobumped his previous flop of a thread to link it again here in a few hours, it's a disgusting humiliation fetish he has and I wish I never got roped into this in the first placegonna have to make another new
Was expecting news of a bald sack today but nothing on my bluesky feed
>>153895384Why? Financial fair play rules weren't a thing then
>>153895764Liverpool are not a sacking club, they have had 7 different managers since the turn of the century. As a comparison, Man Utd has 7 different managers since 2020.
>>153895711Kek what a tranny freak
Since the PL were pathetic the true punishment for Chelsea fans would be to bully and remind them of how they are proven cheats for the rest of their days But if even you lot don't have the will to bother with it then it's futile
>>153895760'fraid so
>Chelsea>City soonCheating bastards. Only Arsenal are clean
>>153895796>Liverpool are not a sacking clubThis pride is costing them champions league. Not sure if that’s as much as the 450m already lost on flops
Can't decide what's funnier. Not using Liversissy's next bake OR using it purely to shit it up and watch him have a melty.
>>153895796I don't think any Liverpool fan believes Slot will be there at the end of next season
Who's the legend who kicked liversissy's nan down the stairs when she came to collect his things after yesterday's catastrophe? Haha she's in an ICU right now, tubes up her minge and all.
>>153895871>>153895882Kek fuck sake lads that was me. She tried nicking my dust caps.
Comprehensive David Dilation
Why do all the ex-man u players hate that guy
>Liverpool midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai has criticised Liverpool fans for abandoning the team during Sunday’s 1-1 draw with Tottenham and urged them to stick with the team. Arne Slot’s side were booed off the pitch by sections of the support that remained, and Szoboszlai says fans need to stick with the team.STICK WITH THE TEAM DON'T LEAVE STAY AND BOO LIKE THE REST DID THE TEAM IS THE MANAGER TOO BTW
>>153896036He said he is not convinced if Man Utd appoint Carrick as permanent manager that they will be up there competing for the league once they have a busy schedule like next season in the CL. Hes not wrong but press need to sensationalise.Scholes I can’t explain he is coming across massively bitter
>>153896055Scholes seems to always look like he's flashing back to a non-existent past where he murdered children in Vietnam
>>153896036Keane fell out with Carrick's wife for some reason.
>>153896036Roy Keane is smart
>>153896093if he's so smart why did peter shmeckle beat the piss out of him?
>>153896086Considering the Irish are holding a grudge over a man dead for 400 years, he could’ve fell out with her over taking his last polo
Man Utd play this Friday then have a month off by the way. Guessing warm weather training in Dubai ain’t happening?
>>153896036If United performed like this from the start, they would win the title.
>>153896127Is Amorim the worlds biggest secret Liverpool fan?
>>153896101smart men usually can't fight
>>153896127If Spurs won every game from the start, they would win the title.That's how retarded you sound Dave
>>153896048YNWA lafraud club
>>153896158Meds. It's facts, United have massively improved. So much so it must have been sabotage.
Just did me push ups today again. Consistency is key
Reece James to NHS FC confirmed, here we go!
>>153896167>. So much so it must have been sabotage.Meds.
>>153896229About time this permacrock got injured yet again Tuchel will still lug the cunt to the World Cup!
Why are Poonited trans pretending Ole didn't finish 2nd with a much worse squad?
>>153896229>>153896255So that means TAA or Livramento for RB then for the international break.
>>153896296Transexuals don't like being reminded of events that happened when they were identifying as males.
Migrate when full>>153896398>>153896398
>>153894718spamescape and spermicide would be very funny
>>153896158Spurs have no track record of winning every game. Anon is basing his argument on Uniteds current form you absolute tuna melt
>>153896126They can have Wayne Trooney's wife give blowies every day for the next month for morale (she will do it for free)
Sneed
>>153896093Hes irish
>>153896403Liversissy seethe thread
uh this thread isn't done yet
>>153896403>Liversissy getting mauled in his own gayly made thread
