SERIE A ROUND 29>Friday 13th March 202620:45 Torino 4-1 Parma>Saturday 14th March 202615:00 Inter 1-1 Atalanta18:00 Napoli 2-1 Lecce20:45 Udinese 0-1 Juventus>Sunday 15th March 202612:30 Hellas Verona FC 0-2 FC Genoa15:00 Pisa 3-1 Cagliari15:00 US Sassuolo 0-1 Bologna18:00 Como 2-1 AS Roma20:45 S.S. Lazio 1-0 AC Milan (ongoing)>Monday 16th March 202620:45 Cremonese - FiorentinaReminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants, tip your village rapist and stay tagliatelle-pilled.>Previous>>153838521
negru
dipstick controlled it 3 times with his hand and tried to argue it
gonna need a refcam screenshot of that guy who likes like a 14th century peasant
Athekame is stealing our air
'a tegame!
why is nothing ever easy
>PulishitzFraud
least obvious X2
>>153887283Wasn't Gudmondson the Viking rapist and not Isaksen?
>>153887383yes but since pippaksen plays like one sometimes
Milan players just playing rugby in the penalty area at this point
Why is this team of animals so shit lmao
>every subbed off player madwhat did Allegro do lol
>>153887435Please understand, the European DNA has taken over...
>Starting Leao and Pulisic>Using Fullkrug and Nkuku as supersubs J’ne comprends pas le geniée du Allegri
Lmao
incredibly cute kid in the stands, no nonce
>+6'based on what lol
Igor Tudor: "Don't read nothing, don't watch nothing, future is just imagination, future don't exist, it's a constant thing, of today, of tomorrow, training, so you, I don't know, just losing energy, thinking what will happen, don't give you nothing, never, this job in football, in life, nothing."
Antonio noncerino
>>153887500Until Milan scores.Also: Sesso minuti di recupero.
Milan Kings c’est fini
The Swede is unironically TSO tier
Tantasy Star Online
Totally Spies Original
>>153887519I now Remember Anna Falchi's step daughter
Why are you shooting from 45 meter distance with 2 minutes to go you dumb albanian just calm down
ti voglio bene
WOOOOOOOOOOWHERE IN THE LAZIO REGION ARE YOU FROM LADS?
>>153887565Sofia Diletta Rodinò.
my twink polak spotted
>snatch a draw from the jaws of victory from atlanta>still come up ahead after the fixturenegruball too strong
>+6'>blew the whistle at 90+8'this league is reaching levels of Mickey Mouse never previously thought possible
TOTAL ALLEGRU SEETHE
:skull:
KWABOTYliano Allegri
Sarri-sama I kneel pulling of that victory with gila and 10 coop cashiers against that giga 'drone allegriano
based lazio 8)
Watch Fabregas get 2nd place in serie ass effortlessly with a serie b team and a bunch of homeless la massia rejects he found begging for food outside the train station in the summer break
>>153887692They'll be bollydancing in the captcha-solving districts of Bangalore
>>153887692just tacking advantage of a small 600 millions loan and half of the league having banter seasons
Chase Infinitibros are eating gud tonite
>>153887692they all cost millions
>>153887504Is Spurs really that bad for the soul of a mortal?
Happy camp status?
>>153887796>tfw mom tells you it's time to go home and can't keep playing at the park with your friends
>>153887504It was all allegorical, the goal was never avoid relegation, but internal change
>>153887504Unexpected Duccio Patanè moment
>>153887796soft mind emo bitch. lukaku tier
and now we wait for the real big match of this week
Ternana against Sambenedettese? In slippers.
They are staying up I know they will ;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtNIlp2z6Q
>Allegri destroying his most technically gifted players by fielding them as second strikersWhere did I see this before... Oh wait!
Happy camper van beethoven
>>153887932I want the ermine that Effenberg wears as a headdress
Pooped twice in 3 hours but it was semisolid
I want to [redacted] Elle Fanning as hard as Emma Stone bogged herself
>>153888013it's what angels look like
Wtf Sasha Zotova still streamsGonna drop by her chat and make her talk about /seriea/ next time
>>153888203still one of the best darn uniforms of all time
>>153888203It explains why lately more and more people are going to great lengths to be judged by Minos
>Journalist: 'Maestrelli was your idol; will you stay at Lazio until the inauguration of the Flaminio Stadium named after him?'>Sarri: 'Well, given the pace of construction work in Rome, I’ll be lucky to still be alive by then.'
>kurpmeiners
*blocks your path*
Goodnight Lune ki-I mean Gracekings
>>153888505nice hoofs
>>153888505Jean Michel Jarre looking gud
>>153887586Right near the beach, booooyyeee
sinner won
>>153888235What about the one with the tasteful swastikas?
Juventus stands out as the team most harmed by refereeing decisions according to the errors admitted by the AlA (Italian referees’ association), costing Juve 6 points. Without the errors, the Bianconeri would be in third place in the Serie A with 9 matches left to play…
>>153889034Yes, errors were made... but is anyone at fault?
Business idea: replace AIA's referees with AIA's chickens
Sean PennCHADS
Brown girl appreciators won.
>>153889057kalunegru and floyd
>>153889697That Floyd Bonucci to (You)
do not look up the absolute state of the league top scorer standings
Brown Girl Blessings to you all, another Monday has arrived
Mediterranean brown > Latina brown >>>>>> American mystery meat brown
Imagine losing against a side fielding Patric regista
>>153893767Is this alolan form Sidney sweeney?
>>153893870>American mystery meat browni propose to rename this colour "chopped cheese"
>middle east situation goes down the shitter fast>twinkazzo suddenly awolDid Larry Silverstein open up an insurance policy on him too?
are (you) STILL watching Serie Ass? Lmaoing at your life right now
Serie Marotta
>It’s now up to Serie A refereeing designator Gianluca Rocchi to review the incidents and determine whether the officials deserve punishment.id say nah. maybe frattesi was era but dumfries slippin was the mistake.
>Report – Inter Milan & France Megastar Draws Interest From Saudi Arabia Amid Disappointing Season At San Siroif this happen im number one iran fan
>>153894150sensible chuckle
>>153894448no, I watch the superior bundesliga now
>>153894448no, I watch the superior veikkausliiga now
How come the Serie A threads are so diverse when it comes to different flags, yet the Bundesliga thread is literally all German flags?
>>153895084/bundes/ is the turboautismo general (based)
>>153894369>nato, china pls halpholy shit lmao>>153894864>Inter Milan & France Megastarunironically no clue who you’re talking about
Gila rumors yep that’s another 9-peat wrapped >>153895404Manu Kone
>>153895084>Bayernwinslol
>>153895068based
What's next for their careers?
I was the first to point out that the engine on which the Futbol Club Barca thrives is the talent and dedication of its players and coaching staff, and that the administration of the club is nothing but a collection of the most corrupt individuals on the Iberian Peninsula. Yesterday, another piece of evidence to prove this fact was provided by the Mes Que Un Club when one of its former players and captain, Marc-Andre Ter Stegen, showed up to vote for himself for the club presidency, but was shocked to find out that his name was not even included on the list of candidates on the voter roll. It is one of those things that makes all the faithful culers want to call up Figo and congratulate him on his wise decision to defect to Florentino Perez. In recent years, not even Messi himself has managed to stay silent about the violations by the club's administration, and that is not to mention all the many recent alumni of the club. Let's not forget that not even Diego Maradona(a man so talented some have gone as far as calling him a freak) managed to escape unviolated."The love money" goes the saying, and why do you think Max Allegri isn't willing to chase matches and try to win instead of kicking off with a draw in mind? Why was he willing to approve the sales of Ibrahimovic and Tiago Silva all those years ago? But... But... he won eleventeen league trophies in succession at Iuve. But look at Carlo Ancelotti, whose resume is scant with league trophies but is widely lauded by player and analyst alike as the goat of all time. What do we see when we look at Carlo? "Christmas trees". In football?! Yes, he somehow managed to remember to PLAY.
Robert J. Trump
>>153894369What running cover for satanic cannibals does to a mf
>Cazzetta: why the entire Serie A team ends up arguing with Fabregasbecause they are envious of the modern and intelligent football of spaniards
>kicked out by 19 stadiums >it's the gardener's fault
>shitalians are pettymore news at 12
>Kicked out of 193 stadiums
FIGC is a defensive alliance
Inter's finances need an entire alliance to be defended?
>>153887692Watch Como get relegated next season because they run out of money
sure, the richest property (both Hartono brothers are in the top 100 richest in the world) run out of money kek
And Indonesians won't stop smoking until easter and pentecost fall on the same day
This, and only passes to players inside the penalty area, should count as "assists."
>>153896349>wins = 2 points>draws = penalty shootouts that award 1 point to the winner
Intrastinghttps://runthesim.com/serie-a
Will Palermo ever make it back into ass?
>>153895084Italian diaspora is a global phenomenon
>>153887504The sacred and the propane. Very allegorical.
>>153887796Kek what a KWABOTYAY of the year all years
>>1538963493-3: 1 point for each team, plus 1 point to the team that went 3-0 first, if that happened2-2: 1 point for each team1-1: square root of 2 points awarded to each team0-0: no points and forwards get publicly executed
>>153896571Frosinone deserves it first
>>153896520>clutchwhich gear though? >>153896571they are the number 1 favourite in case they have to play the playoffs
>>153896571up da wasps
>>153896571i need il doge back
>>153896430>>153896638si si si
Bremer finally called up, based, redpilled & quite demure
>>153896978only thing missing for the hexa now are a world class 9, two world class fullbacks and world class midfielder. Best >we can do are Dodo and Ederson.
New Locker is up
How will this affect the next STOPIRACY ad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZlwTtgbgVA
I MalehYou MalenHe/she Mæhle
But smooten my Mæhle, filthy
Best Picture nominee SentiMalen Value
What if his name was igor leao
nigoru leao
qrd on the Mæhle posting?
Alex Sandro jumpscare
>>153897375>>153897375>Ibanez>Alex Sandro>Danilo>Fabinhothat's almost as grim as Italy, what's the median age 32?
>>153897375uncs and literal whosbrazil had a bigger dropoff than serie a ngl
>>153897375How do I convince him to un-call Bremerd
not sure why Creamoneasy hasn't changed manager yet given that under Nicola they've scored 4 points since Christmas.
>>153897483as a popular online sim racer once said, "if you no longer go for a tranny orgy you're no longer a brazilian international"
>Indonesian goaltending
Lole
>Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5, an AI-powered breakthrough in visual fidelity for games, coming this fall.>DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendering and reality.The most dogshit slop ever in its purest form, even the Serie Ass board couldn't come up with something like this
>Di francesco isn't getting relegatedadd it to the list of antichrist timeline omens
>>153897708Post the rest of that list
>>153897650didn't the league use to have a homegrown player quota you had to match once?
>>153897375>no augustuspigs cant coach
>>153897148I'm disappointed at how positively DF are covering this. It genuinely made every scene look like ugly slop, they've been paid off, nothing will convince me otherwise
>>153897650ynr simeone filding 11 argies at shartania
>>153897727You can easily get round the rule in place to ensure a minimum number of players come through the club’s own youth academy or another Italian academy, by simply filling the squad list (particularly those three spots out of the twenty five going to players not selected for the starting lineup or the bench) with semiretired scrubs like Vigorito, Dossena, Cerri or Goldaniga, sign a few young players from foreign academies to meet the Club Formed quota, and that’s it, gg ez.This is why I think homegrown quotas are utterly stupid, they should be scrapped altogether. And instead of worrying about the debt of Inter or Roma, FIGC should impose fines of one million euros per season on every foreign player included in a squad to avoid this constant three card monte. Otherwise there will always be a way to get round the spirit of the rule.
>FloriANO
>>153897375>Italian coach goes to manage another country's national team>sabotages itbased as fuck
>>153897727homegrown doesn't mean italian. Under EU labour laws you can't discriminate people based on their nationality if they're from the EU, that includes footballers.
>>153897650How do you make anybody play for a minute? wtf
>>153897934I see
>>153897717racism isn't allowed outside of /b/
>>153897658It'd be cool if it was an alternate way of rendering that looked better and was cheaper than current PBR.But nope, it's just a slop filter on top. What a retarded feature
>>153898048better ask the Pooh
>>153898031Montella solved Turkey thoughever
>>153898059fuck, forgot muh picture
Part 2 of the one posted before
>>153898056I have no idea how they ever thought it was a good idea, maybe the most horrendous-looking thing I've ever seen
nice gol desu
>Okereke is the best player on the pitch by far how grim
>the most horrendous-looking thing I've ever seen*Jonathan David - Epic Misses and Blunders 25/26 - Juventus Fails Compilation!*
>>153898239is this ai?
/tv/ idea: Avatar: Fiorentina and Ascoli
>Lecce's remaining matches>Creamoneasy's remaining matchesDepending on who replaces Nicola DiFra can still get relegated, although I suspect Genoa will gift them 3 points on the last matchday
>>153898056Grim
>>153898056Taiwan will pay for this crime
Trailer for the Sekiro anime is up
>>153898425We need to firewall Indians like the Chinese did with themselves
>>153898428Looks ass, a bit too colorful for Sekiro
>>153897856rightfully italian clay, in fact if you are italian and haven't migrated to Argentina to settle with a qt mestiza from the bordering countries you are simply not italianhttps://youtu.be/ge4kIhMZoUU?si=WSY1VyUdLdXj9ljb
>>153898470if I were rich I would live with a harem of escorts in a gated community in Brazil desu
>Isabela Merced asks you to abandon your homeland and emigrate to the New World.Nirvana
>>153898507Sorry but I'm not into Bezos sponsored games
Neil Vana? Getting his boss fights replayable with this week's free content update + a new difficulty mode called To The Wilder
>>153898494t.zingaro
New Camila Morrone dropped
https://youtu.be/WbAg6XXDj_0?si=wNj-NrNZOXcPes8y
>Malawi is part of the smear campaign against DonaldoIntrasting
He is actually doing promotional work for him if you look closely
What if I steal choco digestives from Duccio? Will he become Osama Bin Leiden?
No choccy digestives this week, it was French week at the lidl so I'm all stocked up on madeleines, palmiers and sablés for the forseeable future
Me? Putting my money together so I go buy chocolate easter egg this week
/seriea/ must invade Malawi, the country has weapons of mass digestion
Tancredi Palmiers
BB-29 but it's Tancredi's miscarried child
Within twenty years, AI will be so powerful that we'll be able to watch a fabricated clip of Berardi departing against Macedonia ——— and scoring
/v/ idea: Grace Turismo 7
how exactly is Italian sporting going to survive with Meloni’s new passport law?Will FIGC still be able to print passports for new prospects in the slums of Argentina?
>>153900082as long as there's ink on this verdant earth, even if it means using the ink from ScamH’s tattoos, you can bet your soul on it
Tekken 8 Season 3 patch is up
Which calciator would be the Tekken champ of Serie A?I think it might be Orsolini or Ricci
>>153899665it was promised to us 3000 years ago>>153900082wtf the suarez dream is over
>>153900404Kalulu, the FGC is very negru-intense and he's able to be very resilient making hm learn every single frame data by heart
>>153900404Tekkenenkamp
Shitaliabros…. Venezuelanbulls are gonna best the baseball team
>>153901358it's his fault >>153900957
>>153901533What a mufa
