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HEEMVIOUS: >>153866028
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This has to be the thread
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>>153887465
Khamzat is a cardiolet that nearly died from the coof. Also went life and death with Gilbert burns and lost to Kamaru Usman. Strickland 100% has a chance here
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Raped faggot.

Raped faggot.

RAPED FAGGOT!

YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPES BITCH!!!!

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED FAGGOT!!!!

YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
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>>153887637
Excellent post.
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>>153887570
Agreed. Dricus by falling piano xD
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ddp is literally a bigger and stronger burns/usman, khamzat is fucked
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91 days until Gane fights.
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Israel Adesanya has never won a fight with a white American
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>Ehem
>Dricus du Plessis by pulling a gigantic hammer out of his shorts
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Dricbeast won on submission threats
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Du piggy is a submissive bottom for he Zatdaddy
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>>153887766
Not true, Izzy beat brad tavares in his debut
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>>153887637
your mental health is more important than ufc
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Bro making fun of somebody for being sexually abused during their childhood has gotta be the lowest, most odious behavior.
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RAPED FAGGOT!
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>>153888093
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the usbro who posted alysa feet, moar?
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>>153888093
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>>153888164
at least my dad didn't fuck me
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>>153888220
Fuck you
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Jon linked up.
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>>153888106
I was happy to hear Dom back on the microphone. Bisping is a bit of an ass and Dom is the one most likely to check him.
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Realistically, what can Kh*mzat do when Sean approaches him with this energy?
Nothing.
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>>153888220
>rainbow hair
doubt.jpg
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Suga Schaub Strickland
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finland
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Everyone talks mad shit but then he's standing in front of you feinting teeps and pawing a jab and they just freeze up
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she wants me to film our heem sessions
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all strickcan has to do is stuff takedowns for 2 rounds then he wins
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>>153888456
that was deboonked in cumshot's last fight tho
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post fights
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>>153888501
'rangatang require a raja puri?
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>>153888526
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'caco clammering for a cavendish?
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What words come to mind when you see this picture?
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Memoryholed
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>>153888585
RAPED INBRED FAGGOT!
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>>153888589
She is selling tit pics on onlyfans
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When Ilia talks, heem listens.
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Post those FEETA agani!
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>even doe i dont have ears
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>>153888093
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*revolutionizes the sport*
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>>153888585
Islam won the decision.
Volk won the fight.
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>>153888616
She's dead isn't she?
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You either a nat figger or
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>>153888591
You have a strange name but what do you think of the picture?
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>>153888526
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Arman is simply not going away. What’s Dana or Hunter going to do?
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Post toese fuckin FEETA
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>>153888739
STFU faggot
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>>153888526
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This is Bo Nation!
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Y'all mind if a Pakistani boi spit a lil Urdu?
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>>153888846
Bo sent that landscape gardener to the fucking shadow realm!
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>>153888913
As an Indian, yes!
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I've got Strickland by TKO rounds 4/5 after boxing cumshot's ears off every single round.
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F
E
E
T
A
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>>153888940
I've got GAPED STRICKPATED losing to notorious goat rapist CUMSHOT SMELLAEV via RAPE just like he lost to his daddy.
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Once Khamzat beats Strickraped, there will only be one legend missing from his resume to become the goat.
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>>153888999
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>>153888548
Loved watching this wonknosed little clitpig get his mental merked by Slamdaddy
Haven't heard a peep from his since. Total Dagedaddy domination that makes my worthless ytoid cocklet quiver.
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Post those skaters feeta!
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>>153889074
Excellent post.
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>>153889074
Excellent post.

>>153889038
This.

We need to see a battle between the two MW GOATs.
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He makes my pathetic Pigclitty leak loser lard
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>Harry Hardwick told his corner between rounds his jaw was completely broken, and he could no longer continue to fight

>Told
>Broken jaw
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>>153889195
Isn't it Ramadan?
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>>153889074
Excellent post
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We need to pay attention to how easily GODpuria SHUT DOWN Charles' wrestling and grappling attempts which completely dominated Max (as no one else has); and we need to think about how this relates to Isl*m running away from that weight division (GODpuria's division).
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>>153889374
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>>153889374
>GODpuria

Clitia Toepiglet.
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>>153889074
JDM is alright, he is a nice guy, he was very respectful, i can see him beating Prates next by outgassing him
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>>153887570
brushing your teeth then eating a full breakfast is fucking wild
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>>153889442
I'm afraid we're not talking about rapped piggy Pigslam here
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>>153889374
Factual post
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Who the fuck wakes up at 5am?
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>>153889533
I do. It gives me time to do my morning run and daily cold plunge before starting my shift of rapeposting on heem
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Strickgaped received a hot plunge I fear
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>>153889374
>tf
>tp
huh?
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>>153889074
Dagestanis are white. They're literally Caucasian.
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>>153889792
They aint "white" friendo
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>>153889822
Whatever you wanna call this thing they sure as hell are not "white" Has never been, never will be.
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I wann see some fuken FEETA
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Counterpoint: he's white. Americans' opinions on race don't matter because of bias caused by structural racism.
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>>153890017
Nah fuck that
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There is only one White person and that's Luke Rockhold
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>>153889890
post complexion
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Post that skater girls FEETA
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>>153887743
Gane.
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>>153888093
We don't sign our posts here.
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Raja is going to heem gypsy, isnt he?
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Yeah ok thats great can you please post that FEETA from last thread
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>>153890753
many are saying this
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Feeta feeta feeta feeta
Lets get that fucking feeta going
Feeta feeta feeta feeta
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>>153890753
One is treated like a boy scout after attempted murder and the other is a social pariah for uttering the nigger word strange times.
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every year when they make the calendar nfl and nba get games on christmas. every year the nhl gets games on mlk day. why doesnt dana hold the same sway with the calendar people to put st patricks day on a saturday? its tuesday every fucking year
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>>153889074
imagine trying this hard
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india clitpigia
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>>153891590
You took the bait.
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>>153891305
We're gonna find out Saturday night baby
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Get that feeta pic goin'! What you doing? POST FEETA NOW
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>>153890753
That nigger isn't in prison? He'd better at least be awaiting trial. I wonder how much his bail was.
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>>153891904
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>>153891923
They didn't tell you?
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>>153891923
$50k, and it's probably not going to happen. I don't think a commission will like someone with a pending unresolved felony assault charge. That's even assuming the match can happen before the trial.
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>>153892047
Theres never gonna be a trial bronado, he's rich and famous and black and he beat up a white man in California. Do the math.
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Post that skater girls FEETA NOW slave
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how much longer can volkanovski duck?
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How come I can tell this leaf having a mental breakdown is the Taiwanese guy?

It's like a 6th sense
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>>153892482
Im white as lighting you fucking nigher
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>>153892732
Prove it.
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that's my boy Saskatchewan Joe, you better stop messin' with him
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Nobody had better be talking crap about my guy Orolbai Myktybek
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how come valentinas so sexy but all the guys from that region look retarded
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>>153893122
Proly cuz she's a woman
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Post the funny gif of webm power walking in thong sandals
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>here's that 17 year old kid I told you about...
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>>153893150
>>153893159
Redit
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>>153893171
Huh?
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You don't like the 36 year old male model who looks 17 meme anymore?
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Lets get that FEETA going now guys
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Can wearing weighted clothes make you better at mma, like anime? Why dont fighters do this are they retarded.
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>>153893203
>Are fighters retarded?
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Regardless of who wins Strickland or Khamzat I think we can both agree that it is going to a brutal decision
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im the nikola tesla of fighting
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>>153893138
Grow up
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>>153893299
I reckon Strickland finishes him rounds 3/4
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mike malott is not who you think he is
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>>153893485
I think I'd be surprised
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Lmfao
https://youtube.com/shorts/7qbdpHpGof4?si=sSe24MRmi4aOcHtG
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>>153893481
i reckon you suck my cock
>>153893485
you dont know this about him but i do cause we them yerr
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>>153893561
i did hard time with mike the knife malott in nova scotia
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>>153893606
mike mallott did hard penetration on you in nova scotia cuz ur gay? u just said?
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if I ever see that nigga mike mallot in my town i'm gonna get a bunch of my fatass burger homies to topple a railing and crush that fool to death
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*claps hands* alright heem lets work show me some feeta
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>>153893630
Bro I'm working half guard shut the fuck up
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we can't follow him
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>the state of this thread
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I can't believe the ref wants to stand them up in this position
I mean, there's a dead orchard opportunity
He really should let these athletes work
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fathersanya!
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>clean headkick = could drop him
>clean punches and elbows to jaw = ignored
that's just unfair
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DemoniusX would heem
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>>153893699
Why don't people ever post how the other 4 Alex/Izzy fights went
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Chris "Taken Down Man" Curtis
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sean "i got raped by my dad and the only people i know how to fight are overweight rumble users and i cry like a little bitch but im a fucking warrior guys i swear and own guns cause im a fucking baddass independent thinking redditor" strickland
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dana "its not a girls name" white
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the strickland getting molested thing is entirely fabricated btw
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strickland had an honest to chatri meltdown on theo von over his dad assaulting him possibly in the asshole too since a little beating wouldn't warrant the waterworks
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Strickland was in tears over his fake molestation
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>Jones said that he was sexually assaulted as a child.[237]
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>>153893765
>>153893776
Samefaggot
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papisanya semana de pelea
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>>153893786
i do beg your pardon
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>>153893795
ok how bout you beg THIS pardon,
isäsanya taisteluviikko
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strickland probably just has ptsd from his father's intimidating behavior. it's the intense fear he felt as a kid that still upsets him. let's all take a moment to pray for sean.
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i pray seans asshole doesnt prolapse from khamzats heavy top pressure because that would be bad for paramount equities
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>>153893805
isi would be closer to daddy that isä which is father otherwise very passable, my handsome deactivated computer monitor
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Lets get that FEETA going lads for Britain
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>>153893818
>isi would be closer to daddy that isä which is father
you learn sumth everyday, thanks bappa
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bas rutten more like based rutten
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Se per innamorarmi ancora
Tornerai, maledetta primavera
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when jones did that funny dance for the american oligarchs... that changed my life
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>>153893841
What?
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predict which foighta will do the drumpf dance when they win
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>>153892477
His best wins are chinny chikadze and 41yo overhand merchant. Maybe get a good win first
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>overhand merchant
or just based for short
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>>153893883
Probably Gane. Hes the only one that can pull it off without looking cringe
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gane's not winning thoughbeit
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Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
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how are ilia and gaethje supposed to follow a gane dance routine
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alex can fight blind, gane has no weapons
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>>153893928
pyur violins
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>>153893940
Gane has the most advanced and lethal arsenal in human history.
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>>153893958
thomas r aspinall should thank gane for not killing him
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the r is for retard which runs in the family
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>>153893883
touching my bald head looking at this tragedy
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>me name's dana white and me card is a retard
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>>153893883
Daukaus
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ilia stepped into the octagon, up a weightclass for the belt, with the gameplan of: heem
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gameplans are for bitches and women
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plan like planned parenthood (she/her)
bred like bredren (he/him)
the answer is obvious
askrencels on gofundmewatch
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>>153888106
They squashed the beef?
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alysa liu feet
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>>153894088
you think she does anal?
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Beautiful game, Tom
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>>153894149
is that aitch dear oh dear
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any esoteric physiognomy knowledge relevant to mma fighters?
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Ganeplan.
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>>153894166
No
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>>153894221
ITS OVAH
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aspinall is in many ways perhaps all the ways the jason blaha of combat sports
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Tom was dropped on his head as a baby. That's why it's all smashed in above his ears like a bag of dough. That's why he has a misshaped head.
And' did it on purpose because he was fed up with tom shitting his diapers 24/7.
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grög is this true
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i suck penis for sexual gratification how ever did you know i'm an aspinall fan
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>>153894166
Wisdom tooth extraction destroys the chin
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>>153894221
it's honestly shocking goddard didn't lose his job over this
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Tom should start a series where he beats Andy up on the toilet and in bed like bam margera
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>>153894390
i have all 4 my wisdoms and have never been dropped
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>>153894395
man those two niggas are just staring at each other, if anyone were to lose their job it would be those two, not goddard
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jason dew blaha blast
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>>153894412
>only four wisdoms
lmaoing at ur life
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>>153894395
shittard is a literal janny
>>153894427
say that to my gosh darned face pal
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>the Tomalacord had a meetup
Oh dear....
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>>153894395
kids just didn't want to fight
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>>153894436
is the skirt half kneeling at the front is a giant or what?
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>>153894436
Grim
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>>153894221
My gut feeling is telling me Goddard’s an aspie
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>>153894525
that's the chicken korma
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will Strickland get PTSD attack when he ends up in bottom position?
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van should move up to fight yan
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>>153894688
yan and jan vs van and gane is the only way
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How would tony hawk do in the UFC?
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Aspinall will do anything but be at home
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>>153894710
Well he’s 58, so what do you think
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Van is getting killed by Tutsuro Taira doe
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Van should move up and fight Gane
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I'll break you like I broke my father

By wearing a dress
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aspinall should be cut
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Ducklia should be cut
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Haha wouldn't it suck to be in the closet in your 30s haha
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dana should be cut
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I can do your job. You’d never do mine.
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Jon Jones posted this
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Whitey Bulger had Dana figured out before anyone else, save for June White
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>>153894675
actually he was quoting gane here
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>>153894836
guess that makes two of us
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please be careful what you post here guys. the official ufc decision making ai lifts from heem, and being so small relative to other sites, each post holds significant weight.
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dana white wanks dogs
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Dana white dressed as a maid
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How did the irish have a "famine"? On an island? Surrounded on all sides by an ocean full of fish?
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wow canada is so good at fighting
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>>153894892
they literally could have foraged for mushrooms or eaten turnips
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Santiago Ponzinibbio... but zionist and Brazilian
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A black jew will be your boss one day
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i will never work thoughebeitson
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>2027
>Poatan goes down to welterweight to win his 4th division belt against Carlos Prares
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there are like 5 dudes carrying the ufc
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>>153894945
Steve Asplund
Bo Nickal
Mario Bautista
Harry Hardwick
Song Yadong
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>>153894945
and conor is one of them
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shamil gaziev, sean brady, miranda maverick... actually only 3
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>>153894952
Conor Benn? Never heard of him
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not using the walkout for psychological warfare is a red flag
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Nah fuck that
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>>153889442
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just found out i have hep b. that fucking bitch
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>>153895163
'caco/'nana?
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>>153895163
Mike finally shipped him off?
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>>153895219
kek
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>>153893765
He literally said his uncle molested him
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>>153895314
Proof?
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proof my balls across your forehead
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"Bro" wants photographic evidence...
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>>153895366
it's the penisologist who has studied tape on jon's groin
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i need photographic evidence that PVZ has a butthole
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heemember when tomcels and gurutroons made a hecking petition that dana like most of us ignored
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not really no
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it was really funny
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this was funnier
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asshole
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Darrick Minner?
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>>153895408
KWARNB
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>>153895546
sing your monitor pal
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Daner wanted jones on the Whitehouse but he wasn't running to get his heart broken again low key so he fired him before he could reject the peanut offer
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Zatdaddy got them creamin!
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>>153895163
You need açai
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>>153895603
>>153895834
blacks are terrible at fighting
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Jiri bodied that Khalil guy
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Khalil bodied Ronnie Hardy bigly
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>>153895408
Raped bitch
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>>153895911
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New episode of Cooking With Volk lads, bush to belly venison
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Quiet. Quiet piggy!
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>>153895942
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Oink oink, where's my mommy :(
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The bonescord is compromised, they're readying sleeper cells for freedom 250
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OOOOOHHHHHHH HE FORGOT HIS IMAGE
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>>153895953
Quiet piggy
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Will bibi be at freedom 250?
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Oh my God that first vape of the day hits different don't it?
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>>153895966
Sup Sneed, still gay?
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>>153895966
Little meth dusting b?
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Gane vs Pereira is essentially gooby vs nate
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Gane by fade away inside heel hook
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Two replies for little ol me? Well la-di-da
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Gane's memory of which way to twist the leg faded away
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>>153896019
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Nate Diaz vs Mike Perry on the Gina and Ngannou card
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>>153896033
Woah
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Gane vs Pereira is basically good vs evil
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the wmma is making me burgers
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>>153896044
Hell yeah
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>>153896033
>>153896044
incredibly dare i say it based
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I think jake Paul finna dethrone Dana White. You love to see it!
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>>153896063
one shabbos for another even worse shabbos sadly
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>>153896049
this but about "tom" aspinall being a waste of time who should be cut
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OH MY GOD IS THAT TWO PAST IT NO GOOD BUMS FIGHTING ON THE CARD MADE UP OF NOTHING BUT BUMS????
HOLY HECKIN HECK I NEED TO SPEND MONEY ON THAT NOW!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO SEE GUYS WHO HAVEN'T BE RELEVANT FOR A DECADE FIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>153896077
no one asked though
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>>153896080
Agreed. I'd much rather watch hot prospect like Harry Hardwick strut their stuff in the Aipactogon
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>>153896083
me and my deactivated monitor have something to say about that
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>>153896165
i have 2 monitors what now pal
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>>153896080
Uhhh it's free on netflix broke reddit bitch
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okay i will bite,,, who is nate diaz?
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>>153896165
More like your deactivated mother
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Movsar Evolve Leon Murphy
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Honestly, Evolve has to win if he wants a title shot. He can't lose and then get a title shot that's just not how things work.
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my partner, khalil rountree jr, has really taken an interest in you. do you have a ride home?
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>>153896192
i must submit to my superior
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Movsar Evolve vs Lerone Myrphy is basically Hitler vs Stalin situation.
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>>153896249
Movsar is hitler and Murphy is stalin?
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Stalin beat Hitler
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>>153896258
we will find out this saturday
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>>153896276
No we won't
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sorry to spoil but there's no way these boring fucking cunts do anything but tippy tap and hug for 25 minutes
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>>153896280
Huh?
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Movdaddy got em seething ona Monday?
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>>153896285
We won't find out anything about who's who.
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>>153896291
I think you'd be surprised.
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>>153896281
They might throw a leg kick here and there or even throw a hook but I might be getting my hopes up.
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Mosvar got that adhd school kid phenotype
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>>153896299
No I wouldn't
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>>153896309
Sounds like he could start a youtube channel.
Movsarevolvehd
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>>153896334
Interesting hypothesis
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>>153896268
Staldaddy gaped Clitler until xer cocklet squirted and xhe oinked xerself, sadly
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what is it about them
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It would be funny if Pico just gets violently heemed in every fight from here on out like a new school Michael Vick
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>>15389636
All raped sadly
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>>153896361
Zesty ahh bubble blower
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it was father time who defeated paddy
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mother tiramisu defeated khabib
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>>153896426
Now that the Paddy meme is over, what hope does britbongistan have of a UFC title?
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Brother Fear
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>>153896458
They still have Tom
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it was uncle strickland who defeated sean
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*enters thread*
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>>153896510
Only on paper. He'll be stripped once Pereira is interim champion.
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>>153896570
As soon as the fight starts Tom is no longer undisputed, it's literally disputed.
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>>153896570
Nah they want to do Tom vs winner super fight at MSG, if he was getting stripped it would’ve already happened
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Tom will be stripped of his interim title the moment the cage door locks and Jon and Stipe start fighting for the undisputed belt
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>>153896607
>Nah they want to do Tom vs

They do not.
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>>153896612
There’s literally no other big fights to make at HW.
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>>153895408
if this is actually true then it does explain a lot of things
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>>153896619
Tom Aspinall is not a big fight.
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>>153893159

Please keep innocent young people out of violent threads...
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>>153896621
Which begs the question, was Jon raped because he's gay? Or is Jon gay because he was raped? A real chicken and egg situation.
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>>153896625
The UFC obviously disagrees or they would’ve already stripped him
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>>153896522
me after playing a ton of dying light as a kid
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bro was a kid in 2015
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>>153896633
>digits
it usually tends to be the latter on most cases right?
if jonathan ended up being gay because he was raped, I think that might explain all his insecurities
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>>153896634
they needed to artificially cuck the belt to interim so it could be comain to ilia
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OHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT!!!!
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i might marry this wmma
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>>153896732
aren't you a literal deadbeat abdelaziz where's noah kinda guy thougheverbeit
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>>153896732
>might explain all his insecurities
Nah not all, another big part of it is being the runt of the litter and worst athlete in his family.
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I want to congratulate Argentina for finally finding his son, he seems to be pretty good at this UFC thingy
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>>153896824
jon could murder you with a bad hip while sitting down and you're talmbout being a runt oh am i laffing you must be tom's son
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uh argiebro whats this?
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>>153896673
>as a kid
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>>153896816
no nigga, i aint bald
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Fresh Brendan Schaub skit just dropped
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>>153896860
OHHHHHHHH
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Heeminder that Francis is the lineal heavyweight world champion
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>>153896860
i don't get it
>>153896858
kek you rascal
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how can daners friend and the helwani not even be able to conquer fucking cuba and they think this iran nonsense finna end any way but tragically
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He's back with a banging burger!
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>>153896860
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>>153896923
the wmma is still making mine will post results for the lads
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OHHHH
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say something nice about jiri's wife, to prove you are an ethical person capable of growth
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>>153896970
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>>153896970
Does she follow Bushido?
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Next for Raul Rosas Jr.?
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>>153896970
she married are boy
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Do not go gentle into that good night
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>>153896979
how is he such a lightweight
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Sex with women or sex with men?

Jon Jones:
>"uh yeah I'll take men please"

Dan Hooker
>give me one of thems femboys"

Conor Mcgregor
>"I'll do both of em ye fewl"

Peter Yan, Rafael Fiziev, Khalil Rountree jr
>"LADYBOYS OF COURSE"

Dagestanis
>"Sex? No brazza that is haram"

Dustin Poirier, Ian Garry
>"we like watching it more than doing it ourselves"

Josh Emmett
>"only with my beautiful ethnic wife"
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>>153897036
Ok. Now do nonwhites. Oh they all want to fuck they wife? Fuck whites
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>>153896634
Yeah they thought Robert Whittaker was a big fight too right?
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Evloev vs Murphey has the makings of a fight that on paper should suck but is actually going to bang
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you're ethnically gay
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>>153897071
Evloev fights are never boring. his work rate is incredible
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That's not what ethnic means
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My stats? 10/10 for dangerous and 10/10 for sexy. Oh why thabk yuo Dana I will acept this contarct worth 5 figures
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>>153897036
dookie dan was gnoshing off straight up men
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>>
Aaron "Ethnic" Pico
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I've got Evloev by unanimous decision
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aspinall vs porter added to the netflix card
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>>153897141
Stunning and brave.
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Why does dana white insist on being bald?
Isnt it time to take that trip to turkey
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It has been seven years, seven months and 23 days since Movsar Evloev finished a fight.
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Odds of a crazed Paki going on a stabbing spree at this weekend's UFC?
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Movsar should jump on it
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Evloev vs Murphy should be an interim title fight
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bald chads stay causing haircels to seethe
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>>153897238
Man fuck you you bald headed bitch
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what does lucas mean by ole ole ole fighting
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Fuck you dana you bald bitch
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hairsissies...
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bald costa would zleem everyone
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>>153897268
khabib, islam and ilia mog all of them and have immaculate hairlines
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Fuck you dana fuck you
You're a bald fucking bitch
And if I fucking see you
I'll leave you in a ditch
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Watch out for a kid named christian leroy duncan
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>>153897303
shut up dork
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>>153897307
Fuck you dana you are a bald bitch and i will kill you
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everyone on the internet is just bots now it's fucked up man
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>>153896044
Why is everyone 40 yrs old on this card?
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Hunterbros...
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Heard Diaz/Perry got added, saw it’s at intuit dome (I’ve never been) decided to pull the trigger.
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Death to Israel (Adesanya)
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>>153897413
Price?
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these burgers are great
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>>153897413
>inglewood
shiiiiiiiieeeet
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>>153897418
$242 for the pair.
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>>153897453
what's his name
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>>153897439
Burgering these balls across your face
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>>153897471
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>"Oi stop! Show me your heem loicense!"
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Murphy vs Evloev
England vs Russia
Birmingham vs Ordzhonikidzevskaya
Black vs White
Muslim vs Muslim
Man vs Man
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bless her heart the buns are al dente
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Im not gay but whenever I see that argentinian guy now, I have the urge to drop down on my knees and suck him off. I think he'd appreciate it.
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the discrimination against pregnant women of color fighting in the ufc needs to end today
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>>153897547
they should be hung from trees if you ask me
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>>153897556
along with everyone with a disability including autism and adhd
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to quote sean r >me uncleland swinging like a big ole african cock
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>>153896923
>dis muthafacka gave me a lilipad goddayum
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speaking of notmyassdadland didn't chris curtis just look dreadful
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dricus vs sleemavov is officially the fight to make
predictions? don't be a coward
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>>153897547
>pregnant Angela Hill lookalike
New fetish unlocked
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Those are my mana right there
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>>>153896033
>>153896044
>uuhhh.. w-well...w-we don't watch t-that cr-
Yeah what now piggy? You WILL watch won't you little bubble headed cuck ball faggot. BEND OVER and SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>153897115
Like two strikes landed there
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volkanoski (5'2", midget) was more competitive with makhachev than jdm
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>>153897664
Islam was a weight bully that couldn't perform without his litres of IV
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>>153897678
liters* bitch
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>>153897678
Yeah there's no way he'd be successful at welterweight
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>>153896033
>makes mma litty
>refuses to elaborate further
>peaces out
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Did you know that legally, UFC titles are all completely ceremonial and fake, and they simply give out the belt. Being a UFC champion is legally meaningless and isn't recognized as anything outside of the UFC
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pereira just got cucked to 8 fights
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Im gonna be honest.
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>>153897775
Yo that is crazy
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>>153897318
you've been posting 24/7 on 4chan for like 15 years. sad as hell
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Here is the thing.
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When you think about it.
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Did you know wah wah wah shut up faggot
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That means the UFC can do literally anything they want to a champion at any time and there is no legal recourse they can take. It's a completely imagined ceremonial role so they can just strip a champion and make a new champion when ever they want, and the fighter can do nothing but take it when their belt gets taken away
This is also true for interim champions. Legally, the UFC has no obligation to make the 'real' champion fight the interim champion. The UFC can just take the interim belt away at any time for any reason. They don't even necessarily have to promote interim to undisputed, because both are completely fake ceremonial titles. They could have a fight for a vacant undisputed belt while also having a active interim champion and legally they have done absolutely nothing wrong
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Well something is a little cranky today
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>>153897775
I actually did know this.
anyway what does that even mean though? are the boxing belts any different? pfl belts? rizin, etc?
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>>153897775
also legally they get ppv points as per their contract so it isn't exactly meaningless.
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>>153897846
I don't know about other MMA feds, but boxing belts are actually real positions that have to be legally respected. Though they have strict rules about stuff like making weight, doing a title defense against a opponent chosen by the belt organization, and paying sanctioning fees to the belt orgs every time you defend
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>>153887878
>>153887637
are you gay?
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>>153897868
sounds extremely kikeish
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CHAMP SHIT ONLY
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Stop running Khabitch
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There's no legal obligations it's just more regulated within the sport you fucking retard
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Yeah like the UFC does a good job of regulating the sport
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MMA is now litty
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>>153896860
So this was just an excuse for her to jiggle and slap her fake ass on camera or actually thought this was the slightest bit funny? God these 2 must have produced the most retarded offspring of all time.
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>>153897945
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>>153897956
Imbecile.
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>>153898049
>dont speak english
>get english phrase tattooed
why
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>>153898055
It means 'strength' in english
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>>153898058
kek
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>>153897945
Khabib ran so that Islam could walk
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>>153896831
I would unironically just shoot him
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>>153896281
being a caz is so normalized now
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>>153898058
lol good one
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is it true ufc contracts are only good for 2 years? apparently they made this change after the class action lawsuit
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>>153898261
mine is at least
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Tyler1 is live, and he's all fucked up on pain meds so it's gonna be funny as fuck

https://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1?sr=a
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>>153898278
Really?
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>>153898279
We only watch the rizzler around here
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>>153898290
Nah fuck that!
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>>153897945
This guy would have legally killed Khabiber
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>>153898281
i'm jared cannonier, brotha!
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yeah thats nice, but shut the fuck up now
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War Machine defends himself against white female sex worker: 57 years
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>yeah thats nice, but shut the fuck up now
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>>153898377
at least he's happy and has a hat. unlike some people...
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>>153898381
freaks.
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Does anybody here not have a hat? I do, thank god, but I suspect somebody here does not..
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the thread has been prepared
>>153898442
>>153898442
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>>153896080
Yeah I would much rather watch the main card of a UFC numbered event where I can watch a fight between elites athletes in their prime like King Green vs Jeremy Stephens



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