>Lap:#8387>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153882510>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:ANT (MWL) RUS HAM LEC BEA GAS LAW HAD SAI COL (Colapuntos!!!) HUL LIN BOT OCO PERMeeting to discuss about the energy delivery and storage systems have been called off (It's over)Andrea Antonelli ends 20-year wait for Italian F1 winnerHadjar's first points in RBBoth Caddies make it to the finish line!Nui's mechanical eldritch horror almost kills Alonso's nerve system, is forced to DNF(RARE) Ocon apologizes to Franco for his fuckupMclel KWAB double DNS
alonso negative pole
gimi
rangeban Binland and Indpoopeesia
>>153888376>Toto is happy, Hamlel and Charles are happyToo much happiness, where is the misery?
Kelly's comments are getting spicy
>>153888398nah, fernando has been driving toyotas these last days, he will most likely use suzuka to fuck the bug people over
>>153888407Everybody from 5th on down.
>>153888376- I HATE SENNA- I HATE SCHUMACHER- I HATE VETTEL- I HATE HAMILTON- I HATE NORRIS- I HATE RUSSELL < ---- You are here- I HATE KIMI- I HATE UGOCHUCKWU
>>153888412wtf are they on about
>China previously
>>153888412Women hates other women.This is nature.
dogshit mariokart ass "sport"
>>153888412Your dts audience who cares about racing, sir
>>153888472He redeemed
>lawgod placed higher than every other redbull driver
>beeeep>beep beep beep>beep beepEvery time Checo finishes a race, its a win in my book
>>153888474Even worse; it's basically cuck mobile
>>153888474The new regs are kino though.
>vettel's first championship was 16 years ago
>>153888576>hamilton's first championshit was 18 years ago>but by the end of this year, it will only be 12 years ago
>>153888628satanic black magic, sick shit
That feel when I didn't even notice that they announced the wrong Kimi at the podium, and neither did the commentary I was watching the race with (our local presenter has been commenting F1 since the 90s and it shows)...
>>153888576
>...nothing
yall remember when you could readthat was some good shit
https://x.com/Nanosecso/status/2033230292245151783Oh n-
What was neguinho's score before he got his podium? 20 or something starts without podium since getting into ferrari.
>>153888776that guy is funny, sad that he, and mainly his friends, are retards>>153888736what do you mean?
>>153888776senner car was fast at least
>>153888828>that guy is funny, sad that he, and mainly his friends, are retardsWhat? Wrong Spanish political opinions or something?
>>15388882625, got his podium at 26, the previous record was like 13 or something
>>153888828its too noisy to read now
asston:>hire the best aero engineer in da biz>losesatan>change regs>hire the best electrical eng in da biz>wins
>>153888845go to a quiet room>>153888840political and f1, yeah
>>153888860>go to a quiet roomthe noise is coming from inside the refrigerator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77NaHUPQZto
>>153888888gimi soon
>>153888856you say that like Mercedes didn't threaten to quit F1 if the FIA didn't agree to let them decide exactly what the new regulations would be
>>153888843Noice.
>>153888869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIp58R0Ped8
>>153888874>thumbnail is black people in red shirtsshan't be watching thatjapan next
me every time hamilton podium is on
>>153888900japanese people are known to be bug people
>>153888891https://youtu.be/L174xUWK6bg
>>153888874buy a banner
>>153888910This has been debunked
browns and jews have ruined f1
>>153888874bong balding fags
>>153888914great song, "there is a man inside my fridge", that was teh joke, no more>>153888927try not posting fapping fuel, i already took a shower, and if i were to fap i would get all sweaty, thanks
>>153888929This has been confirmed
>>153888943>that was teh jokeno i have never listened to the song befor
>>153888957yeah, i didnt expect you to listen to early 80s spanish rock music
>>153888878we didnt get this, btw
>>153888976oh ok
>>153888981I noticedabsolutely rebarbative
someone got caught cheating
oh no no no
if you actually believe mercedes is cheating you're noting but a hater
>>153888900>13>14No fucking way
>>153888996>PPierre? PS3?
And the Oscar for the best actor goes to....
>>153888996honestly if you fuck a man there is none of this horseshit
>Oscar doesn’t win F1>F1 wins an OscarIronic…
>>153889073Bullshit.
Ocon has his parachute ready if Haas drops him
>>153889138abysmal fits
>>153889138ah, so all this time he's just been adjusting his performance to match that of aston, very smart
>>153888576fucking hell
I was in my 20s 16 years ago
>>153889280i bet your back hurtsyou old bitch
What is the psyop behind how all these commentators are using the phrase "opening the account" when rookie/non winners get their win?They said this with Kimi this weekend, I didn't think anything of itBut I've heard commentators say this exact phrase at WRC and in a pro-cycling event too What the fuck?
>>153889387Back in my day we strung up faggots like you
>>153889427Ok grandpa
>>153889427well its not 2004 you geriatric
>>153889425you don't have an edition of the 2026 globohomo newspeak dictionary?
>>153889525>2026 globohomo newspeakNews peaked in the early 2000s, anon.
>>153889149I'm a heterosexual so I literally don't know what I'm supposed to think is 'bad' about Strulovich's outfit.>>153889609Yeah with that accident in NYC.
>2004 was 22 years ago
>>153889761>accidentMore like an inchident, really.
doc newey will take us back
>>153889873jej
>>153888472OH MY GOD IS THAT AFTER A CRASH IS THAT WHY HE'S ALL BURNED?
>>153889873
>>153890007>Mierda everything looks the same
and now we have to go to workafter TWO(2) COUNT IT 2 farces
>Vell ve haff done it, ve haff lucked our vay into another Eins-Zwei after a tough veekend mit setbacks under reliability concerns. >I am glad Kleine Kimi has celebrated his onl- excuse me his first vin of his career after poor Gorg suffered from der dreaded Rote Bedrohung und their cheating, illegal Schnellenstartenboostenwagen. Poor Gorg vas beside himself mit fear after both Ferraris including the traitorpilot tried to crash him out as he scraped past them mit scheer grit und determination in the sadly inferior car mit vich ve haff provide him. >A stroke of luck that der McLarens vere unable to start the race, ve vere fairly certain they had our measure so ve really did get lucky there. >I grow uneasy mit time that der Aston und Martin concrete vibrator concept vere the car flattens the track lap after lap to make their own racing line more advantageous vill bear fruit as der season vears on. >Finally I cannot help but address the developments around the middle east. It is sad that the FIA still bends to the knee of Michael Masi and has cancelled two races that vould haff taken place under the period before Ferrari und Honda und RBR-Ford und Audi all receive performance boosts. >Vielen dank!
>>153889873lol
>>153889873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ35BlFrf_Q
the only reason the races are somewhat exciting in the first third is because Ferrari nailed the starts
mclaren sabotaged their engines this race because it will give them access to mercedes diagnostic tools that they believe will show them how FIAMG is cheating and getting an extra 60hp
dobby has been given- choclite ice cream :) -
>>153888927>no penisgay
F1 is Oscar worthy now
F1 movie just won for best sound at the Oscars
lol
F1 movie just flew over my house
>>153890945did you at least shoot at it
>>153890969does the pope shit in the woods?
>winner of sound>cars sound like shit irlnow thats great writing
>>153890945
>>153888395VERY good post
Fernando Alonso Japan 2026
>>153891091max not missing an opportunity to do a hate crime
>>153891094lay off the ai
>>153891091i still remember this race, and i still haven't forgiven hayeshe's too reckless, ugochukwu could have died there
>>153890857>best soundLiterally one of those categories where the people voting for it have no idea what they're doing. Every single "Academy member" can (and most probably will) vote in every single category. Something like 80% of all "Academy members" are fucking actors. For most categories, less than 5% of the voters do actually know shit about the technical aspects of said category.It's why Bohemian Rhapsody got a fucking Oscar for editing.
i just had a thought...if im pished why waste more on today?see its like not battling your teammate
>>153891461what are you, a ferrari strategist?
>>153891482NOa mclaren strategist
>>153889873>Valhalla
>>153891094>we're never getting the old cars back>no shitter is ever dying on the tarmac ever againDamn Senna and the FIA
>paddock femoid ig models and influencers intentionally wear nothing underneath their dressesI love women
>>153891573the dress indicates fat ppthis is no good.
>>153891524I wonder if Newey is going to kill Alonso like he killed Senna?
>>153891658It's like you're against prostate orgasm
huffing nectar off these plants going crazy for the first time in like 15 years bro this shit is amazing (its offinseason leave me alone)
>>153891860this reads like a line from dracula flow
>>153891938im honoredbut no these plants are going crazy and the nectar smell at night is potent and so goodidk when theyll cool off
>>153891860>>153891985Queen of the Night? That smell is legit insane.
>>153891573>looks like my gf who dieduhhhh sauce pls flipbro??
>>153891658
Oscar didn’t win F1 but F1 won an OscarIronic
>>153891985makes me think of honeysuckle and how good things used to be when i was youngfuck you
>>153892027RIP. Jemima C. Robinson for sauce because I feel bad.
>>153892007not that floweryits a long leaf thin bark that pops out christmas garland-ish looking strings of brown that turn white in the afternoon and by morning it goes back to brown and its been doing this for like a week
>>153892084ty for condolences, was a brain hemorrhage so not a lot of warning.
>>153892065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJxppgsHjF8
like what even is this shit?
flowermula one
>>153888420Stop pretending Max doesn't belong here. LH44 and winning straight 4 years, especially 2023 is enough to turn people except delulus against him
Formula 1 Academy is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Cute racists, neat cars, short, small and cute races, much less gay than regular f1 and, with an extra, cute racists.
>>153892558plus those cute racists crash into each other and you get to watch them cry
>>153892629the spa one where they all went into the wall at the same time was hilarious.
>>153891094THANK GOD FOR THE HALO!
>>153892773halo can't stop sniper bullets
>>153892927
>2nd race is over and this is one of the shittest seasons so far>still here I am, posting in this fucking shithole
>>153891573imagine just leaning down and giving them a nice long mwwwwwwwwmmmm POP
anyone remembers her? Hope she's not stuck in Dubai
>>153893068The husband and her are both from Donbas so they're likely already used to dealing with soviet munitions going off around them.
>>153892978>STILL I RISE
heh
>All I ever see is zoomers praising the regs because there’s action everywhere We are so fucked. If it wasn’t for Ferrari’s launch advantage Mercedes would zoom off into the distance. Well they do anyways when Ferrari fall off in the middle of the race. I hate the manufactured overtakes.
>>153893231red bull logo looks like the ass spreading thing
>>153893231>vergas>coloco-lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFxvPhXJk-kpursuit>>153892216flower
>>153893296
>>153892558>Formula 1 Academy is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not.Looks like the next world champion is also a fan
George "Real Boy" Russell wins the WDC this year. Which WDC is more Mickey Mouse? His or Lando's??
>>153893457Lando'sThey've both got the same OP engine but the 2 McLaren drivers are just so unbelievably shit that they can't even start a car.
>>153893457NARB will not need silver arrow rules
>>153893457he will never be a real boy tho
>>153893457Lando's, he needed a cheat car AND FIA's help to get into the fight
>>153893296whos behind this chase? FOM?absolute slurper
>>153893522la chases quite lame lately
>>153893457Depends on how the season goes. If it keeps up how it is I'd say Lando, cheat cars are part of racing
>he got awayslow and steady wins the chase
>me just knowing that after the 4 week break other teams will easily catch up to Ferrari, meanwhile Ferrari will somehow manage to completely fuck everything up with their car and then be relegated to the number 4-5 car once again in Miami.
>>153893580But they have the exhaust flap and the flippy wing, no way any team can beat them
>>153893580I fucking hope so. If Chuck and Homolton want to spend their time having fun battery-zooming past each other the whole race while letting all Mercedes past, they can do that in the midfield.
>>153893602they will probably remove it for something more conventional and then become slower lol just watchby miami hass, mclel and redbvll will catch up to them.
too many people (especially internationally) watching LA police chases, its to the point where the police changed their polices to limit their liability for property damage after being notorious for dangerous high speed pit maneuvers years prior(1990s-2010s).
>>153893622They do have the same upgrade curse Aston has where they tend to get worse or just not get the bump everyone else doesHaas podiums would be cool as long as it's Ocon
>>153893690it will most likely be bearman and it will be him on the podium spraying the champagne all into his own mouth in a homo erotic way instead of onto the other drivers.
>>153891573Why are her knees bruised?
>>153893457Lando's by a landslide, NARQ
>>153893714remember that time you asked your girlfriend why she didn't come home on a friday night? Same diff.
>>153893750
>[Erik Van Haren] Flavio Briatore is lining up Fernando Alonso to replace Franco Colapinto in 2027 but could be as early as Miami if Aston Martin let him go. Colapinto's point in China regarded as too little, too late.
>>153891573>>paddock femoid ig models and influencers intentionally wear nothing underneath their dressesI hate women
>>153893622last time they fucked up the updates on their own on a car that didn't suck since day 1 was 2018, the other times it was down to the car being irrevocably wank since its inception or to fiamg introducing a technical directives mid season like in 2017 or 2022.
>>153893754Alo Gas pairing? Hells yeah
>>153893232I think people who praise these regs willingly ignore the fact that overtake mode just gives the driver behind more engine power to work with via increased harvesting and a higher top speed cap before the electric power tapers off. Can't think of anything more artificial than an engine boost to the chasing car to farm 'muh # of overtakes' posts on social media.
>>153893852How long until dotd gives the driver fan boost for the next race?
>>153892558if you sincerely believe this then you should be able to name every woman in this photo
>>153893457they both look paki compared to migg, bro
>>153893370Awww, he's one of the girls :)>>153893919Trick question: there are no women in that photo, only trannies
>>153893457>George "Real Boy" Russell wins the WDC this yearFalse. Antonelli is going to win.
>>153893967Is that how Pin got the nickname pocket rocket?
>>153893976>medshitters>winning
hello I still hate the finnndonesian collective
>>153893992>Russell wins>Toto: Well done George.>Antonelli wins>Toto: YASSSSSS! GRANDE KIMI! HE'S TOO YOUNG. WE SHOULDN'T PUT HIM IN A MERCEDES. PUT HIM IN A SMALLER TEAM. HE NEEDS THE EXPERIENCE. LOOK AT THE MISTAKES HE MAKES. VICTORY! THE FIRST OF MANY! YOU HAVE JOINED A VERY EXCLUSIVE LIST OF DRIVERS WHO HAVE WON FOR MERCEDES IN F1! EVEN THE GREAT MICHAEL SCHUMACHER COULDN'T DO WHAT YOU JUST DID!
Grand, Kimmy. Very grand.
if you support anyone other than migg, you are a paki to me
PUT THAT FINN, IN THE BINN
>>153894213THERE IS NOTHING MORE TRANNY THAN A KIWI
Unironically how do ruslelshitters do it?>was evenly matched with the guy who got 23-1'd by lecuck (who's shit)>looks paki compared to migg>lost the wdc to the cuckstomer teamHow do you wake up in the morning and say "yup, that's who I'm getting excited for this year" unless you're utterly pozzed in the head
i don't really watch sports anymorejust browse threads sometimes...can someone explain the common sentiment that mercedes cheats?
>>153893750>your girlfriendYou assume things that don't exist.....
>>153894233>I'm not crazy! I know he swapped those compression ratios! I knew it was 18:1. One after Jules Bianchi. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the FIA to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That tire test! Are you telling me that a team just happens to paint their cars like that? No! He orchestrated it! Toto! He let Strulovich copy their brake ducts! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took his shitter into my own team! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was at Williams, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the rule book! But not our Toto! Couldn't be precious Toto! Stealing us blind! And he gets to be a team principal? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him. You-
>>153893920wow that's a very convex nosehighly paki feature
>>153894264This post implies that Toto is actually cheating
>>153894233Because they are not following the rules
>>153894233we know they cheat because a bunch of people who worked there but then got hired by other manufacturers told on themEven FIA has acknowledged the cheating and said they have until july to stop doing it before they start getting DQs for it
>>153894276He is.
>>153894283Does Suzie know?
>>153894233>2008 recession happens>Lots of teams fold under or downscale massively>Honda exits F1>Ross Brawn (Former Ferrari boss), who was TP at the time, buys the entire F1 operation for 1 pound since going through M&A in 2008 is a retarded move>2009 happens and Brawn's double diffuser gave them a surprise WDC and WCC>Mercedes announces they will return to F1 after the Le Mans disaster by buying Brawn GP in 2010>Starts massive poaching spree getting former Ferrari staff that worked under Brawn>New 2014 regs announced in 2011>Mercedes has been working of their 2014 engine way before that and signs point they started working on it when they bought Brawn>2014 season happens and Mercedes, to nobody's surprise, was the best by a significant>It was so dominant that it took Ferrari copying their oil burning loophole to catch up and banned the loophole afterwards>Then took Honda and RB 3 years to develop an engine that can finally match Mercedes>New 2026 regs announced in 2023 (with feedback from other teams which is mostly using a Mercedes engine)>Massive shakeups in the composition of the grid behind the scenes (RBR poaching Mercedes people, AM snatching Honda from RB)>Mercedes goes instantly silent and develops an engine before everyone else>FIA bans Mercedes engine for 2027 pre-shakeup due to a loophole yet again>Shakeup comes and it was clear that Mercedes is just 1s ahead of everyone else
>>153894276FIA doing a surprise announcement before any proper 2026 tests began is a bleak sign that they knew Mercedes cheatedhttps://www.autosport.com/f1/news/explained-why-the-fia-is-putting-mercedes-f1-engine-solution-to-a-vote/10799010/
How the globohomos decide who gets to stay in F1: they put a picture of him next to migg's and if he looks paki in comparison, they keep him
>>153894292s*zie is a WHOOOORE
>make a mistake, go faster because it harvested more energy>attack corners, go slower because it harvested less energyGreat regs bro
>>153894317brainlets aren't going to make it
>>153894232>ruslelshittersRushle's fangirls are the same that were Norris fangirls last year, and Hamilton fangirls before.Always going for the most successful Brit.It has very little to do with actual talent, or even personality.
I for one am enjoying these new regs
>>153894283>He is.Poor Albon.
>>153894233The rules say "no cylinder of the engine may have a compression ratio higher than 16.0". The issue is that it also says exactly how they are measuring that and Merc found a way to pass the test while having a higher compression ratio during the actual race. Horner would have prevented this.
Saar is redeemed not listening to his father
>>153894232Leclerc is currently losing harder to an older version of Hamilton than Russell ever was, bro
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153894334Audi's trajectory is still better than Willy's.>more money>works engine>no James Consonants to fuck things up
>>153894387Of course, he is joking a bit, williams is 9 car and closer to caddy than to the cars ahead
>>153893457>this yearHe will win until 2031, when the engine regulaton changed again, If it sticks to Hybridslop he will break Lewis and Schumacher WDC record
>>153894337>Leclerc is currently losing [to] HamiltonBy what metric? They're equal on race results and Lekek is leading him in the standings by one point.Generally speaking, Lekek looks significantly stronger as far as actual performance goes.
It’s 1910. There is a lot of controversy about new race car designs that have differentials. In the old cars with solid axles, the drivers had to be masters of the steering wheel to drift through corners, separating the men from the boys. Differentials make turning faster and easier, thus reducing the need for true vehicle mastery. Brainlets proclaim that true racing is dead.
death to m*rcedes as always
>>153894325based lily, who has had an extra couple hours on sunday to spend with ps3
>>153894416RETVRN TO LIVE REAR AXLESRETVRN TO BASED
>>153894264Funny
>>153894416Yeah. Can't wait for roadcars to finally get an overtake battery-mode!
>>153894406I am not going to defend Lewis Hamilton to prove a point so I won't reply any further.
>>153894463Ok
the gaps between the teams are bigger this season, so brainlets think that kwabmilton is doing better
>>153894202He is getting Aryanmogged by Newgarden though
>>153888420I still hate Norris this season. Every other dude on the list (+Verstappen) feels like a champ. Russell has the perfect posture to be one too. Norris feels like a chump. Shoulda been Piastri. >KIMINARG will never be a champ desu.
>>153894546Norris never crashed on the way to the grid
>>153894567>
>>153894588oscar nooo
>>153894588That was nice looking Ferrari
>>153888395Rangeban Am*rica>>153888407Wins for MercedesWins for FerrariWins for McLarenDNFs for R*d B*ll
>>153894645>Wins for McLarenDNS for McLaren.
>>153893754"Colapinto's point in China regarded as too little, too late">2nd race of the season>too little, too littlepaddock rumours used to be believable
>>153894264>>153894277>>153894280>>153894298>>153894329thanks for the thorough repliespretty damn crazybeyond tired of so much shit being riggedone of the reasons i quit following sports, or anything where big money is involved
>>153894264Good post>>153894329F1 has always consisted of teams finding loopholes and such. Git gud
>Didn't watch Australia>Watched 5 minutes of China but it was too boring and I tuned offLads, is this it? Am I finally making it out of this hell?
>Ferrari halo winglet removed after talks with FIA
A BBC journalist has given the highest driver ratings of the weekend to Kimi Antonelli, Lewis Hamilton, and Oliver Bearman. Thoughts?https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/c9dnz3wxj2go
>>153894733hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>153893903Who knows maybe Domenicali doubles down out of spite, and introduces fanboost, sprints for every weekend and joker laps to increase harvesting and to add even more overtakes
>>153888486TAKE MY SOUL-CAPPUCCINO SOPHIA
>>153892558the correct noun for someone who races cars is "racer". the -ist suffix implies operating something eg. a musical instrument.
>>153894733>Russell 8,5 lolso to even challenge Antonelli is a 9 drive in Russell scale? and to beat him he needs to be perfect
>>153893919Doriane Pin, also known as my wifeMaya Weug, also known as my wifeChloe Chamber, not my wifethe other two I admittedly I don't recognize, the one holding the phone looks like Ciconte but good Lord that look frightens me.
>>153894960
>>153895003he fucked up his quali and fell back through the pack instead of chasing his 2nd year rookie teammate for the winwhat rating do you think he deserves?
>>153894449This and VZ's were nice as fuck I also like the BF(?) falcon look but mostly for nostalgia because my dad owned one of the thunderstruck ones or w/e (The seats had lightning bolts all over)
>>153894749He can clearly drive a littleI think verstappen is better desu because +10 for being a memelord Hamilton -10 for diddy parties
>>1538950276 or 7getting lower than 2nd in the Mercedes would be a disastrous race
its uphttps://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-chinese-grand-prix-driver-rankings-2026-edd-straw/
>>153895014I don't think the other 2 are drivers
>>153895053>edd's clickbait ratingslets effin go
race week
start writing
>>153895053>Colapinto 15th>Sandwiched between drivers who didn't even race on sunday
>>153888376oh he mad mad
>>153895078i love bing bing racing and dont care if the drivers dont
>>153895053>6 DNFs>4 DNSsThe good o'times are back>Engine: Blown>Car: Broken>Race: Shat on
>>153894749>is the most successful f1 driver of all time>beat alonso in his first season, just after alonso had won two world championships>won the world championship in his second season, even though a different team won the constructors championship>beat button in all but one of the seasons they raced in the same team>beat rosberg in all but one of the seasons they raced in the same team>beat bottas in all the seasons they raced in the same team>beat russell a lot of the time they raced in the same team, even though hamilton was in his late 30s at that point>has managed to beat leclerc sometimes, despite being in his 40s now, and leclerc being a very good driver
There are people who think George Russell and Kimi Antonelli are the two best drivers this year
>>153894264>I know he swapped those compression ratios! I knew it was 18:1. One after Jules Bianchi
fr the 10 second gap lewis and nico had to the rest of the grid after 2 laps was just pure skill
Wank the cock now gonna sim the cockpit, brb
>>153895094I think George is the 4th best driver on the grid and far more deserving of a WDC then Lando.1.Max2.Chuck3.Alonso4.George5.Hamilton6.Oscar7.LandoNot gimi is still a wildcard cause i want to see him run more races with real stakes before knowing where he lands.
>>153895078too bad no one has the balls anymore to even suggest a breakaway series
>>153895103Don't forget to thank Toto for using his contacts to change the NLS calendar and let AMX participate this one. This race would've overlapped with Suzuka otherwise.
>>153895125>set the rules>breaks them anyway>set the calendar for other categories>make his own feeder series for his wife (twice)Alas I see the genius of Toto.
>>153894264great post
>>153895125Your momma overlaps anyone she sits next to.
>>153895122I miss the good old times of Ferrari threatening to bail every time they were in slight disagreement with the FIA/FISA
>>153895154Sadly F1 is too well setup to make money now so any threats look empty.
>>153895122Everyone knows that no breakaway series would be able to capture the Authentic F1™ Experience and Glamour.
>>153895091What does being in his 40s matter? >F1 is a le heckin sport!! You have to be athletic!!!No
>>153895078>starts losing>this sucks, I'm gonna retire!!Same old Max whining I see
>>153895053>Franco 15th>Behind two fags that couldn't even start the main raceI hope diabetes chop his feet off.
>>153888420>- I HATE SENNAi actually do think hes overrated >- I HATE SCHUMACHERGOAT>- I HATE VETTELnah, quite liked>- I HATE HAMILTONyes, fuck that nigger>- I HATE NORRISyes, fuck goblano>- I HATE RUSSELL < ---- You are herehated him same time i hated norris>- I HATE KIMIgimi 2 is fine enough, idc>- I HATE UGOCHUCKWUwho?
>>153895122Flavio was so close in 09
>>153895166he was complaining about the regs in 2023
>>153895161>be schumi>dominate f1 when you're a young man>retire for a few years>return when you're older>put in shit performances
Max doesnt care about losing, if anything that will make him stay longer, he cares about the regs
>>153895185Then he can fuck off and do something else
>>153895201>>put in shit performancesto be fair he returned in 2010 when 2009 introduced some regulations changes like KERS which means he was playing catch up, bossberg only got 3 podiums in that same year, all P3
>>153894960Noted
I wanna have rough moist sex with the waifu in OP
>>153895283how
>>153895053Retire already losers
>>153895292
>>153895201>retired for years>post-motorcycle accident>was older than hamilton currently iswhat's hamilton's excuse
>>153895106>10 second gap lewis and nico had to the rest of the grid after 2 laps was just pure skilldo you mean 2016 bahrain where a williams in p3 didn't pit and held up the pack that did?
>>153895201Schumi's work with Merc from 10-12 set the stage for Merc dominance and its why the 2014-16 titles are Schumi's by right.
>>153891573this australian whore has been posting thirsttraps on insta since she was like 14, account probably ran by her mother or something
>>1538953122014
>>153895329yeah this was the one. some straight line rocket that was immune to DRS overtakes just held up the pack on a track where you cant overtake and retards think it was the merc rocketship.
>>153895326Young models just mean prostitutes, thats kind of sad
>>153895326how do you know that
>>153895340I've been on 4chan for a long time.
>>153895201>together with ross brawn teach mercedes how to cheat, including their engine program and politics and writing rules>die in 2013>mercedes cheating for the next 12 years and still a few more to gohe caused it, he is to blame
schumi still occasionally mogged the grid
>>153895308>what's hamilton's excuseDrivers are worse from their late 30s onwards>>153895321t. Schumi using a computer to communicate, like Stephen Hawking did
alonso dance party
>kwablonso's team will finish last
LAY OFF THE AI
>>153895444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBznP1nEjE
>>153895444bro hitting the griddy
>At the moment, all indicators and data point to people loving it. That’s why I spoke to Stefano [Domenicali], and he says the same. So it’s the driving in the car that isn’t the most enjoyable for some.you don't hate Germans enough
sexo
>>153895536
>>153895536Mercedes is making that Dutch twat seethe and therefore Toto is based
It's time to admit Vettel is better than Verstappen.
>>153895595Anyone who didnt even try to compete in other Motorsports is a fraud to me
>>153895595(you)
>>153894960>he -ist suffix implies operating something eg. a musical instrument.You mean like a drumist?
OW
>>153895595They're both pretty great. Especially when you compare them to the last few British champions.
they forgot the child in china
>>153895658he's actually under the table, nibbling susie's toes
He's right, though. Seb was way better than Jos.
>>153895370Not really mogging, anyone can see where the grip is when you have cars ahead of you. It's really more of an indictment that he was behind those shitters in the first place, assuming that's even a competitive session.
>>153895692How? Jos has beaten Max
>>153895697Why didn't all the other cars who had somebody in front of them see where the grip is?
>>153895536he's right you know>>153895642yes, although the term is percussionist
>>153893920kek i can't believe that the canada jeet is trying to glaze this shitter LOLhe was evenly matched with mazepin
>>153895595Based
>>153893086>The husband and her are both from Donbas so they're likely already used to dealing with soviet munitions going off around them.
>>153895703Well they did, if they were any good. That trio ahead of him in the webm were all bunched up together and arrived at about the same time whereas Schumacher had a decent gap.
>>153893068Love huge fakes.
Monthly reminder Piastri 1st win is tainted by Mclaren
>>153895618max is too pussy to rally he said it himself thohttps://youtu.be/VVXZ_LcjxkY?t=44
>>153895778"winning" anything in that illegal mcpedo doesn't count anyways
Every single "person" who says Max is a sore loser for complaining about the regs felt sorry for Hamilton in '22
>>153895536>all indicators and data point to people loving itit clearly doesn'twhat a retard
>>153895783Illegal in what way? Why does /f1/ always accuse winning cars of being "illegal"
>>153895536yes, same [Domenicali] who said the races are too long for the young fans and highlights are very popular, we need more sprints
>>153895793stop replying to me nonce
>>153895658You can feel the passive aggressive energy radiating from that picture
>>153895790It's not about the data actually saying that, it's about people thinking that that's what the data says. He's not retarded, he's good at persuasion - or in other words a liar.
>>153895658man the world would become such a better place if that plane crashed
>>153895658He's controlling Ferrari now.
>>153895707Not all percussionists are drumists.Some are just triangulators.
>>153895799Cope harder and seethe harder
>>153895833Don't forget the subcategories of drumists such as the timpanistas
>>153895838narc
>Cope harder and seethe harder
>>153895845Don't be upset lad, your favourite driver might win next time
>>153895851Newey is a serial killer?
Really funny some people are accusing me for using a VPN but 4chan already killed that VPN website some time ago lol. The captcha, 24 hour downtime, and spur are the reason why that website is dead.F1 related because you need to know F1 driver to solve the captcha on Lumchan
>>153895856>>153895864just stop touching children
>>153895864>Sir Lewis/f1/ will seethe>>153895867Why are you thinking about paedophilia all of a sudden
mommy and daddy are fighting
>>153895873>Why are you thinking about paedophilia all of a suddenyour flag
>>153895833no, they are percussionists if using official language. "triangulator" is not a term ever applied in official language. it's not even a musical term. if you were trying to be funny, you should have instead called pianists percussionists, since they technically are.
>>153895856all the drivers look paki compared to migg, bro
>>153895885Maybe try to steer your mind away from the topic of paedophilia and onto more normal topics
>>153895907stop touching children maybe
>>153895909That's considered hate speech in his country
>>153895914oh shit i'm so sorry
>>153895902migg was mogged by magnussen in both performance and whiteness
>>153895902mick is utter fucking dogshit, no wonder a half-brain imbecile like you would suck himhe was struggling against fucking mazepin
>>153895923migg is aryan, kwabnussen is nordic
>>153895932sir which part of india are you from? are you aryan caste?
>>153895932okay but there have been plenty of german drivers in f1 who weren't complete shitters that you could fellate on a daily basis instead of migg
>>153895948>>153895930the only thing migg did wrong was failing the globohomos' paki test
>>153895964also he was utter fucking dogshit
Made spaghetti for lunch.
>japan next
>>153895964and this is why inhaling cowshit fumes on a daily basis is not recommended
>>153895893>using official languageWe're using English though.
>>153895982you send an application to any non clown orchestra describing yourself a "triangulator" they will laugh at you then tell you to fuck off NEVER contact them again
>>153895595both mog Sir Kwabalestier easily
>>153895968Good for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCG3dZ272ZgMickey Mouse SportMickey Mouse RacingMickey Mouse Regs
>>153895851>Both in a Newey deathtrapOh no
>>153895968was it good?
>>153895999>Both in a Newey deathtrap after a major regulation change
>>153896016NO.Mickey is HERE to STAY.
>>153895536>all indicators and data point to people loving itIt's like asking kindergarten children wheter they prefer McD or nomal boring meals.
>>153895909I don't do that you utter freak
>>153895968>>153895994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF1mpV0sejs
>>153896016The Telegraph (a.k.a. Torygraph) is a newspaper for wealthy middle class boomers. Of course they want to turn the clock back to the 1950s. It's all they think about.
>>153896023the mouse always wins
>>153896045damn finally a lando nowins/lewis hamilwog/ george russel themed livery
WOOOOAW!!! WOOK DAAAAAAAA! DHERE GOES SHARLECLE AGAIN!!!! PASSEDD G OERGE WUSSER!!! WID DE POW WOW ZOOOOOOOM BUDDEN!!>That's right son! Isn't he amazing!WWWWEEEEEEEEE!!! GOOO SHAARLS!>Look out son, here comes George Russell again, can Charles keep him behind?OOO NOOOO NOOO WUSSEELLL GO AAWAEEE !!!!!!GOOO SHARLS!!! PRESS BUDDEN!!!!!YEEESSSSS!! HA HA !!!! HE PWESS BUDDEN!!!!! BYE BYEEE WUSSELLLL !!!!
>>153896042it's now also for gay retards like youhttps://xcancel.com/Telegraph/status/2032894750999638044#m
>>153896061kek who tf would want a britanistani passport?
>>153896052missing a few rainbow flags though
>>153896061I mean you're the one thinking about gay shit for no reason so I think the gay one here is you
>>153896045that clip feels oddly sardonici remember in my duck comics the racecars would always be pieces of shit 50s cars with silly big stacked v8 engines on top and then there would be a racecar that's an actual fancy racecar sponsored by the rich jew duck and donald had to beat his p2w car somehow using his shitbox
>>153896087projecting homo nonce
>>153895988Well, orchestras indeed do not generally hire specialized triangulators. Those aren't needed for many performances, so they usually go for someone with more of a repertoire. A triangulist/maraccan/xyolphoneticist hybrid, for example.
>>153896016I may be retarded but I'm pretty sure Formula E exists for a reason
>>153896045This is Lando Norris' special livery in 2026
>>153896057did you put a mic in my room? how are you getting all of this?
>>153896089There has been quite a few of duck stories about racing and F1Here Scrooge with Enzo and Forghieri
>>153896089
Fred's ass is 100% fired after this season.
>>153896108Not really. A professional percussionist is expected to know how to play all of those. Nobody is going to keep a "xylophonist" on their payroll for a 10 min part
>>153896095You two are the ones who brought up gay shit and paedophilia. Think you'd be better off back at >>>/lgbt/
>>153896151stop talking to me nonce
>>153896087>I meanFAGGOT
>>153896156You must be pretty pathetic to seethe this much
>>153896137>LUBUDUis this polish for "I'm ok"
>>153896164keep crying faggotron LOL
I want things to be beautiful
we laugh at ruslelshitters for being pakis but there are people supporting kwablonso
>>153896159>>153896173I wonder why you brought up the subject of gay shit out of nowhere. Yeah really boggles the mind that does
>>153896137>LOMOT>PRASK>LUBUDUonomatopoeia in other languages are always funnyf1 related because cars go vroum
>>153896180looks like i hit the nail on the head, this nonce won't stop fuming
lol canada jeet seething about pakisthe jokes write themselves
This is a Formula 1 car
Is it even possible to defend against a faster car with the current regs?
something wrong with br*ts
>>153896190nah, legit battles are also impossible because it will be battery management mickey mouse trash
Any chance for Max to somehow ditch a few races to compete in 24 Hours of Lemans and others ??
>>153896184Gay shit and noncing are all you think about, aren't they
>>153896223that would be pretty based
>>153896223idk but I hope he does
>>153896224just stop touching kids, nigelaan
>Alonso, Suzuka, March 29 2026, Lap 16
>look at who's struggling the most under the new high IQ regulations>it's medshitters
>>153896247*Lap 1
>>153896045Ill give it two season until a gay black trans-woman (Lewis) joins the team.
>>153896247i miss renaultand do you have the radio of him crying saying that he died in his car? i heard some people talking about it, but im unable to find it
>>153896247and why didnt he shave it off? cam onnnn i see your skull
i want to fuck a pusy
>>153896289same, and to cum inside, and her not divorcing me
>>153896190in Monaco maybe
>>153896245Get help for your problems
>>153896332cringe wimpy faggot, literally go back to plebbit
Why are none of the F1 drivers dating/married to a woman of colour?
Next weekend with Ferrari
>>153896366leclerc literally just got married to a brown person.
>the dude spamming that ugly mutt on /tv/ is a bongit all makes so much sense now
>>153896148>no one can be a vibraphonist, you can't just call yourself that, you will be laughed at!!!>meanwhile, gary burtonjust admit you don't know what you're talking about unc
Sinners won 4 oscarsHamilton won 8+ WDCLeckwab 2nd driver
>>153896377i dont go on /tv/ anymore, they dont make good movies
>>153896388I wasn't talking about you THOUGH
>>153896384why do they always darken hamilkek on pics like that?
>>153896252So Russel and Kimi aren't pakis anymore?
>>153896354You're both a fag and a paedophile
>>153896417kek at this fuming nonce lmao
>>153896411everyone is paki compared to migg, bro
>>153896410i hear 90% of brits have poop fetish thats why
>Everything i hate is paedophileIts really funny. I dont mind though. F1 will seethe at his success + Other british drivers
Grand Prix in:12 days11:43:40
kek
>>153896393i was making the conversation about myself, because im very tall and handsome
>>153896470>because im very tall and handsomeI don't believe you.
>>153896434even india's great arvid lindblad?
>>153896373No she isn’t brown
>>153896474im tall, not so handsome
just made a new graph, this one is for determining how paki various drivers are, I haven't filled it out yet
whiteness isnt a spectrum
jeetleaf really is the worst thing to happen to /f1/ in a long time
>>153896366Because they're all racists, it's literally their profession
>>153896489Fixed it
>>153896382Whoever that guy is probably did a lot more than being a "vibraphonist" in his career.
>>153896551you are like a dog barking at a televisionyou just make noise to make noise
>>153896382>meanwhile, gary burtonThe Beetlejuice guy?
>>153896384>Sinners won 4 oscarsThat tennis player? What was he even nominated for?
>>153896575being pozzed in the head
>>153896599DRINK MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153896599>what she's reading
>>153896482>I'm tallFor a spaniard
>>153896609shame AI has ruined these kinds of posts forever
Newey a shitHonda a shitThey gonna be sued hard by Strolls
>>153896567Ironic, considering you are replying to a discussion you have zero idea about.
>>153896651just one more team principal bro we'll be front runner bro I promise I just need one more this time it will work 100% just trust me bro please
>>153896599
>>153896651poowey was carried by max
>>153896480>
>>153896651Newey is busy making another gran turismo fantasy car
>>153896651imagine strulovich sitting in his office utterly BOILING and throwing shit around over the state of asston>built them a brand new, state of the art factory>hired the best staff from the previous dominant team>managed to get adrian newey>got a works engine deal>still has the services of old el racisto museomeanwhile their car is slow as FUCK and can't even last half a Grand Prix without shitting itself
>>153896714Newey Ages thrice since join Asston
what's next for them
NEW >>153879761>>153879761>>153879761
>>153896613im 188
>>153896746early fucking cunt faggot kys
>>153896691
>>153895814WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>153896746hopefully a volcano destroys your island one of these days
>>153896758indog, doesnt mater if early, late or just in time
>>153896787>>153896787>>153896787I knew you guys wanted it, ITS UP
>>153896709Southern Italian vs Northern Italian
>troll flag bakeno
>>153896790
