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One of the best threads ever
Is this what he does now? Complain about the grass?
>>153889032Is it that hard for players to just say "i played bad today"?
>>153889032>gramado literalmente perfeitoPerna de pau. Não vai pra copa.>mas em uma jogada ele define mêo!!!Esse é o único argumento das neymarzetes. Cara é um bosta dentro e fora de campo. Levar Neymar e não levar Endrick é um crime.
>>153889040That's why they hate artificial pitches, they can't blame it
brazilians aren't watching the oscars? crazy
>>153889063We are the football country. I'm watching San Pablo's game.
>>153889063how am I going to watch him? He retired
>>153889085you have 0 (zero) faith in wagner moura
I wanna eat empanadas but I don't wanna buy the tapitas how hard is it to make them myself
>>153889098Not very hard desujust get some warm water near you>>153889063>K-pop demon hunters won best animated filmbasedbut that's all I cared about>>153889032Neymar is coping because he knows tonight wasn't good enough to make it into the selecao
>>153889098It seems like it's just flour+water+olive oil: https://recetasepicas.com/tapitas-de-empanada-caseras/
He already is on the next amistoso
>>153889098really? you never made empanadas?It's poor people food so it's incredibly easy to make and needs 0 prep time if you buy the pre-made dough
>>153889058It's a crystal clear case of cognitive dissonance>he would demolish brasileirão playing only 10% of what he can!>well, he isn't right now, but it's because he's not 100%>but still, he would demolish brasileirão playing only 10% of what he can
>recetasepicas.com
>>153889136Recetas épicas, not to be mistaken with recetas e picas
>>153889133The narrative must continue or else we might need to have some uncomfortable conversations
>>153889142(Not related to tetas epicas)
Yeah, unless renight promises his daughter to the players during ht, vasco ain't scoring today
>>153889040Filipe luis did this and got clowned
>>153889063We all know the black movie is going to win in all the categories
>>153889063good goy>>153889009good OP
>>153889130I make empanadas all the time I have never made the dough
>>153889063Normal brazilians are watching and deluding themselves into thinking we can winThe brazilians itt are the bottom of the barrel
Por que os brasileiros são tão ingratos com o Neymar?
>>153889210homemade dough do taste better but it's not worth the hassle if you just want to eat
>>153889217Yeah, remember all the good things he gave us like...
>>153889217He hasn't won anything with the national team. What am I supposed to be grateful for? An Olympic medal?
>>153889217Because quem vive de passado é museu. Right now he's shit. Shit. Below average.
Damn, three replies in a row, you niggas really hate nerman
>>153889207>le pol dude xdsuck a tranny's dick
>>153889217they won't say itBut brasileros condemn estupro incestuoso believe it or not
>>153889217dubs and yamada-san returns to kyoani for season 3
The number of women in football-related stuff just keeps getting bigger and bigger. I don't like this shit. It also makes me sad how they're ruining gender roles. Society is going to shit.
>>153889302Which tranny? I need pictures
>>153889337we need to organize a counter offensive and invade their spacesI'm waiting for you on the next week's book club bring your own wine
>>153889217>thinks we are owed him something when the only thing he gave us was a olympic medal 10 years ago>constantly on the news for retarded sub-celebrity shit>the national team MUST be centered around him all of the time no matter what even if hes playing badly because otherwise the millenial manchildren that self insert unto him start having a meltdown
>>153889337I try to not go into "DA JOOS" territory but literally nobody asked for more women commenting on men's sports and still it's the only thing that keeps on being pushed for no reason, which only makes me think that there really is a force in the background pushing this shit
>greenbaboon sees a woman playing with a ball>"ITS HECKIN OVER DA JOOS DESTROYED OUR WHOLESOME SOCIETY, END IT ALL NUKE PIAUI SALT THE AMAZON BILLIONS MUST DIE"
>>153889439Retard baboon can't read for shit and still calls out others
>>153889337wait until they start marketing even more to women and gays
>>153889337>want to see highlights of a match>female narrator/comentatorGuess I will never know what happened
>>153889493matter of fact I haven't watched a game with sound regardless of who's commenting for the last 10 years or so
San Pablo fans? Our excuse?
>>153889534bragantino is winning 1x0 but losing 10x0 in the fight against racism
>women commentators>ads>pedro certezas>cazé tv>le retired footballers>craque neto>baldasso>renato mauricio prado>casagrande>lacombe
>>153889217you faggots did the same with messhit until 2021
That gotta hurt
>>153889603ouch
https://x.com/Camcl90/status/2033323638179463383>inter fans block thiago maia's driver from leaving and ask him to leave the player behind>one reply: Instead of being in their homes with their families, they stay behind players. Ffs, that's why this country is in such a shit state.wtf is this true, brazil anons?
>>153889669100% true
GANO RIVER
Boca do the needful, sires
bocagon cagajuniors
>>153889241First olympic gold>>153889242Yes
>>153889669whats wrong about wanting to talk a little bit with the players of your club?
>>153889744Sushi eater
juiz fdp merece tomar uns tiros
Anondo, you are watching the WBC semifinals right now, right?I expect there was a huge outroar last thread regarding Venezuela eliminating Japan
>>153889669he's not wrong though. It's cliché at this point but as I get older the more I see the amount of time, energy and money people waste on sports the more i get embarrassed. These broxas live in this shithole of a country but only feel the need to go out do something about it if it's about a retarded activity that makes no difference in their lives. I would shake the hand of a serial killer before I shake the hand of a torcida organizada member
VASCO BTW
Vasco btw
VASCO BTW (DE NOVO)
Vasco again btw
painato
>cuguloso
>>153889833>>153889864>>153889865Renato Gaucho is a genius
>there is 14 teams to play against in each zone>somehow the tournament is 16 matches longwhy are we like this
Renato Gaúcho é tão futebol raiz que ele lembrou que o Vasco é o time da virada e forçou o time a jogar um primeiro tempo merda de proposito
Vasco? Vasco.
>>153889167buceta da carol status?
>>153889934Destroyed by a wild pack of carioca favelados.
COXA COXA COXACOXACOXA
o viado do wagner moura vai perder todas as categorias hoje
>>153889884Argenchinian league is too complex for my small zilian macaco brain to process
Would you rather get your face seated by her or see Palmeiras rebaixated?
>>153889884>defensa>7 empates>0 lossesThey're truly living by their name
>>153889796Yes
this refereeing in CRUxVAS is some 2012-tier bullshit
>>153890053see flamerda rebaixated
>>153889972Why is this cuarentona roleplaying as an aspiring eGirl?>>153890066Based. Its actually a very good game so far RD 1- 0 USA
seeing gremio rebaixated or letting her sit on your face?
>>153890128
We should abolish the concept of relegation until later in the season to stop the dumbasses from here from eternally theorizing which team is getting relegated in march
>>153889217i just can't stand his smugness and how false he is with everyone
>>153889337>>153889493>>153889522football on mute + music = perfection, today i listened to a few Chico Buarque albums while watching the match against Mirassol. I can't imagine how bad things will be during World Cup, i can see myself going to a friends house to watch a match and being forced to watch to those retards at Cazé TV yelling and doing live react at any chance of goal
>>153890264What does this smell like?
>>153890316probably very bad
>>153890316Rotten egg and spoiled milk
>>153890347Worse than cuscuz paulista?
Coxa bros... we're in 6th. I don't recall the last time we played the 1st division where we weren't in the relegation zone from the get go.Let Seabra cook.
>>153888888reminder that LA SEXTA is coming in 88 days
>>153890375Whos this Polaco
>>153890375eu tô iludido PRA CARALHOVAMOOOO COOXAAAAAAAA
>>153890375Calm your tits. This is just the 1st half
>>153890375You might get a vaga for Libertadores but don't expect much more than that. This year is Palmeiras or Flamengo again. Their elencos are stronger than previous years.
>>153890481coritiba's coach
Roger MaCHADo
>>153890481Our great new manager.>>153890489Same!>>153890499The match ended actually. Oh, the league? I'm aware it's just starting, it's just that we sucked in 2020 and 2023, and that was from the very start of the league, a decent start is good for a change.>>153890507I never counted on a title, just a Sudamericana spot is great.
>>153890540This brings me sour memories: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXYRCkEg5sA
two (2) World Cups with this retarded. can't even do a decent job in BR football
>+10ESSE JUIZ FDP QUER DAR A BUNDA PRO PODRINHO (O DO SUPERMERCADO)
>>153890611Remember when he gave the estadual medal to the other manager? That's what matters in the end.
UNTIL CRUZEIRO VIRATES
always bet against vasco
Mauricio convocated to the Paraguayan's NT. Omedetto!
>BBBBBBBBBBBasco>>153890699i hope he gets bullied for not speaking Guarani
>>153890781ganhamos 1 ponto, retardado
why are the cruzeiro players complaining after the match ended
despite the refereeing trying their absolute best to make Vasco lose, they just couldn't get the job done
based retarded
16/45.
>>153890834too much cera on vasco's part i presume
>>153890834they paid a lot for his help, they wanted more
Obvious draw after Cauan fucked up
BOKITABROSNOT AGAIN
AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
GOL DE UNION CARAJO
BRING ME JEWMERDAS
>>153890637he's so performative
era?
>>153891020>ACK!
eles tam pipocando ai
>>153889217please do the same question, but with hamez
>>153891086but I still see some fans saying that James should play for Colombia even though he's in some meme MLS team
KWAB
>>153891104*journalists
Riquelme STILL won't fire ubeda
Is Boca the smallest club in Argentina? Sorry, I don't follow that league and never heard of this team before...
>60% of copalib gets a gf tomorrow (the brazilians get turned straight)BUT>you won't have breakfast tomorrow
>secret agent lost best international film
>>153891296but I will have breakfast tomorrow
>>153891296but i had breakfast tomorrow
>>153890611brazilians be like 'cheech'
>>153891330>>153891332Breakfastmind.
>>153891296>already have a girlfriend>don't eat breakfast
BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST
>>153891296I can’t not have breakfast
>>153891459you can not not have breakfast
Those guys halted me for 30 minutes in campinas/mogi mirim road
Sábado é dia de vencer a Sinagoga de Satanás
wagner moura got robbedBrazil got robbed
>>153891543Every year we get robbed in every way possible
>tite caiuO NOVO TÉCNICO DO CUGULOSO É O SENHOR WALDEMAR
>>153891587O novo treinador do Cruzeiro é o senhor __________
>>153891602FERNANDO DINIZ
>I CAN'T SCORE
>>153891620This. They will try gallardo, he will ask for impossible.money and thrn they will bring in diniz
>>153891644diniz already trained cruzeiro recently, no way they're gonna fall for it again...right?
>>153891695Nah, they'll try to pay for Artur Jorge
>>153891602Filipe Luis
>>153891576Got cucked by the buck
>>153891543chupa caraleo aqui é galo pourra
>>153891756How come brazilians don't have murals in their favelas with shit like this?
>velasco coming onkek
>>153889999quads confirmed
>>153891782we should do something about it
Choose your fighter
Uh oh turns out my grandma was right and Pokemon go actually was pretty satanic after all.
>>153891826Imagine investing millions in a guy just because he's ancelotti's nut
>>153891826The funniest would be Diniz or maybe Cuca the rapist
>>153891873wtfmy brother just texted me and asked if he could steal my old pokemon go accountwhat are you scheming?
>>153891602
BRING ME SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN
>>153891602Artur jorge is currently 4th place in the cataru league....
>>153890581>this hair>these glassesdamn this bring me back
Quando ele tá transando, esquece!Um grande salve pra nova namorada do Calleri
Do you guys think abel.dreams of coaching in europe or that he knows he found his competence level?
>>153892102I think he knows that's the top he could've reached
vitória lost
>>153892102If he did he would probably have left palmeiras a long time ago
Why is boca so trash now
>>153892161Goldmember
>>153892161I just saw a (apparently official) clip of the oscars that had subway surfers gameplay on the sideVery strange
>>153892219That's Milei and Macri propaganda. They're as good as ever.
>>153892102He should coach panama NT
>>153892219>now
>O Cruzeiro DEMITIU o Tite. O treinador sai do clube mineiro com um título de Estadual e nenhuma vitória em 6 jogos de Campeonato Brasileiro.??????????????
>>153892708What didn't you understand?
>>153892739he just won THE mighty mineiro, first time cruzeiro wins in 7 years, that's gotta mean something
>O Cruzeiro DEMITIU o Tite
>>153891826>mister colombia is so irrelevant that he doesn't even appear in the pickkkkkkk
>>153892832Osorio is on the list, but I wouldn't put him as one of the runners-up
>>153892739Its been like 3 games and he just won a estadual>eeeeeerm ixtadual num countaBUT THE SIXTH GAME IN BRASILEIRINHO DOES???????
>>153889058>Levar Neymar e não levar Endrick é um crime.This, and this will probably happen, I just know CBF is doing everything in its power to ruin what otherwise has been a fairly good management of selecinha
>>153889063>brazilians aren't watching the oscars? crazyThe author is a retarded lefty pushing an agenda, that's the only reason he is being noticed, and Oscars as a whole is just a satanic ritual and a political tool. I'm better off watching R*mo
>>153889217>Por que os brasileiros são tão ingratos com o Neymar?Because he took everything wrong with Ronaldinho, made it his main thing, and influenced tons to become retards like him. It pisses me off that he isn't even that good and if not for the generational vaccum due to injuries he would the third or fourth best Brazilian in the 2010s. Pato, Ganso, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Coutinho, and many others, should've all been playing at their highest at the same time as Nerman, and people often forget that.
>>153889217>>153892983Add to this his shitty personality, the fact he hasn't won anything relevant, AND his dicksucking fans, and it's pretty hard not to hate the shit out of him
>>153891296I'll breakfast your mom's pussy, LOL
>>153892983>he isn't even that good stopped reading right there
>>153892219somehow it's the jewsyes, the argentine "left" is controlled by jews too
>>153893035What I meant is that he is severely overrated. A glorified Robinho born in a era without Kakas, Adrianos, and Ronaldinhos around him. Zoomers put him high because he was lucky everyone else was more fatally injured than him.In fact, to call him a glorified Robinho is a disrespect to Robinho, who although had a shittier career, was more lethal than Neymar during his prime, SPECIALLY, in the national team.
Holy cope batmanYou just hate him because he plays online poker, csgo and bangs his sister
>>153893076I agree
>>153889009What are their names and teams anyone? For the football players I want to label this image correctly.
I am in love with Panam. I can't shake this bros
welcome to Huracán, Tite
>>153889009.
Brazilians don't watch matches, how are these leagues making money? It sounds like money laundering to me.
>>153893719Cope
>>153892071Posso falar a verdade? Na boa? Se me dessem dinheiro eu literalmente usava todo poder do dinheiro e comprava uma arma e arrumava uma namorada pro Calleri que fosse tipo uma escrava seuxal moderna linda que fizesse todas vontades dele que deixasse ele feliz mesmo no funeral da mae dele, aquele tipo de namorada que o cara acorda com pau duro e vai dormir com sorriso no rostoO que eu gosto do Calleri não tá escrito. Claro que eu nao me prostituiria por ele, mas eu faria coisas ilegais pra fazer ele feliz. Se tivesse que arrumar briga e matar mano do PCC pra ajudar ele, eu faria sem pensar.
I hate females
>>153889669I hate faggots like this. One thing is to call organizadas a bunch of vagabundos desocupados. That's funny. But this whole "they should be doing something for the country" bit is simply ridiculous. The people saying this aren't rallying any kind of protests or let alone starting revolutions either. They just watch political slop and discuss it on social media. Oh, and bom chia to all.
>>153893689macaco gay
>>153889009Vasco was refballed
>>153893756How do you pay for this if people don't go to la cancha?
>>153894545>>153889820Not condoning those tards behavior but organizadas do volunteering work pretty frequently
>>153894771Its mystical money, it just materializes from the shadows, we dont even know if its real money
>>153893768He already has a new girlfriend, i just didnt want to post the twitter link
You cant write monkey without writing money
>>153894787True. They do more for their communities than the fags who whine on Xitter.
>>153893768She is colombianHia previous girlfriend last name was fusca, lol
One of the g12 convince JJ to come back by offering a home office coaching job
>>153894919She also goes by the name "milanesa"
We know Chi-Chi bad or whatever. But what if Cruzeiro weren't actually all that good?
>>153894936He's won a Mundial with Corinthians against Chelsea by winning every match with one goal and retranca
Good morning /copalib/, and Regionais.
EU AMALDIÇOO ESSA CIDADE DO RIO DE JANEIRODESGRAÇADOS E MALDITOSESSES SODOMITAS
Argentina and paraguay, estimated board of peace members will help opening the strait of Lanus
They don't want you to know this, but Grêmio play tonight.
>>153894936Doest chichi mean dad
Argentinian team namesYupanquiBenzoateguiItuzaingóNow i understand why they eventually started naming teams in falklandese
>>153893531Based, love her too. Her ending is the only one that matters.
did you know brasil almost didn't qualify for the 2002 oscars?
>>153891918this hasn't been proven to be true
>>153895110>he doesn't know about Hurlinghamvocaroo yourself trying to pronounce that
>three gay clubs at the top of the tableHomophobes BTFO.
>>153893768Você é dodói da cabeça.
How would Tsubasa fare in current Brasileirão?
I'm predicting São Paulo will win this years Brasileirão, next year's copalib, and the 2029 Mundial.
>>153895225Rârlinguirram
>>153895265Sao paulo will be relegared this year
>>153895265Jinxed
>Campeonato Brasileiro Série A — ~€1.6–1.8B>Argentine Primera División — ~€900M–1.0B>Campeonato Paulista — ~€630M–700M>Campeonato Carioca — ~€520M–560M>Campeonato Mineiro — ~€250M–280M>Campeonato Brasileiro Série B — ~€210M–220M>Categoría Primera A — ~€200M–220M>Ecuadorian Serie A — ~€190M–210M>Copa do Nordeste — ~€200M (varies by qualified clubs)>Uruguayan Primera División — ~€170M–190M>Campeonato Gaúcho — ~€150M–170M>Chilean Primera División — ~€160M–180M>Campeonato Baiano — ~€120M–160M>Peruvian Liga 1 — ~€130M–150M>Paraguayan Primera División — ~€110M–130M>Campeonato Paranaense — ~€80M–90M>Campeonato Cearense — ~€50M–60M>Campeonato Pernambucano — ~€40M–50M>Campeonato Catarinense — ~€30M–40M>Campeonato Goiano — ~€25M–35M>Bolivian División Profesional — ~€25M–35M>Copa Verde — ~€20M–30M>Venezuelan Primera División — ~€20M–25M
>>153895309>~€Brasil in shambles, again.No mundial for you
>>153895265you say this every year and san pablo never wins
>>153889217Didn't Argies shit on Messi for a decade until he won Copa America?
>>153895349Fake news
>Botafogo corre contra o tempo para quitar parcela de dívida por Almada e fugir de novo transfer ban. Em fevereiro, o Glorioso entrou em acordo com o clube americano e conseguiu o parcelamento da dívida para derrubar o transfer ban, que entrou em vigor no dia 31 de dezembro. Os cariocas pagaram 10 milhões de dólares referentes a primeira parcela e ficaram livres para inscrever reforços na janela. O acordo prevê mais quatro parcelas com o valor de 5 milhões de dólares. A segunda parcela foi acordada para a primeira quinzena de março. Nos bastidores, o discurso é de preocupação devido ao momento financeiro do clube. Fontes relataram que não há o valor em caixa para o pagamento desta parcela, assim como há uma preocupação para os gastos mensais dos próximos meses.
Murio Araujo
>>153895349yeahhim winning the copa america and mundial meant nothing, once a loser, always a loser
>Brazil A: Gold/Blue>Brazil B: Green/White
>>153895360https://x.com/juegosimple__/status/2033533360413261919RIPMarcelo Araujo
>>1538953821947 - 202678 years old at the time of death.
>>153895382>Marcelo Araujo>real name (((Lazaro Jaime Zilberman)))
>>153895382Macaya bros just can't keep getting away with it bros, he's 95 or something
>>153891636>can't score in river>can't score in bocabareiro masterclass
>>153895521heh
welcome to?
>>153895549boca jrs
An ass like this would wreck any normal man. I'm the only man on /sp/ capable of handling all this ass.
Esses são os meus convocados para a resenha>GoleirosHugo NenecaEdersonAlisson>LateraisWesleyMatheus BiduReinaldoPaulo Henrique do Vasco>ZagueirosDaniloLéo OrtizMarquinhosLéo PereiraGabriel Magalhães>MeiasGersonecaNeymarCasemiroAndreas PereiraLucas PaquetáJean LucasDanilo>AtacantesIgor JesusEstêvãoRaphinhaVini Jr.Matheus CunhaAntonyJoão Pedro#VoceConvocaNoGE
>>153892941>>153892941cruzeiro quite literally haven't played a single good game in the entire year
downplaying nerman talent is a sign of low iqhe's quite literally top 5 ball jugglers in the history of fuchibol
>>153895609half of those players should be punished for the events of Final do Copa Do Estado Mina Gerais
>>153895609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7IKdQCb1tsprime chiquito ney
>>153895626NOOO YOU MUST WORSHIP NERMAN BECAUSE... Because you should!
>>153895626you will never be a parça
>Revoltado, Pedrinho avança sobre árbitro, e polícia usa até gás de pimentaBiiiiicha
>>153895806>PedrinhoYou have to be more specific
>>153895827Vasco's president
the only right list
>>153895609>>153895912We're not gonna pass the group phase
Who's it gonna be copalib?
>>153895609Ladies and gentlemen,here is my list:{Kernkraft 400.mp3}>GKHugo Souza>DEFWesleyPietro Marcelo >MFFausto VeraPatrickconeFW Yuri AlbertoVargas conezinho carioca>coachRolão Preto
What if brazilians have been pretending that Neymar is old and injured but he's been training in the shadows to surprise everyone in the wc...
>>153895912>Ederson is in fucking FenerbacheHoly KWAB
>>153896091shit he's onto us
>coworkers keep talking>"ok ok, good job">I have no idea what they're talking about
>>153890581
>>153896367am I glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here
Luckily, I'm going to keep in touch with my coworkers once I'm fired. We have a bond.
>>153896392I actually still talk to a coworker that was fired now and then, she was fired two weeks after I got a gf or I would've tried to hit that so hard
there's no big bean conspiracy
Mansão ou resort? Tévez mostra casa com piscina gigante e totó da Bombonera; veja vídeo
>>153896386I for one am jealous
>>153896424So those bean council creeps got to you too, huh?
>>153896416What do you two talk about? Your old coworkers? How the work place is still the same?
>tfw no argie gf
>>153896455you don't have a brazilian gf either
>>153896452mostly talk shit about the bosses, and yeah I tell her we miss her so much (nobody mentions her ever)she's also really into movies to I talk to her about that too, I wanna tell her "since we're not coworkers anymore how about we get a drink some time" but I'm afraid I'll get caught lol
>following the recent assassination attempt on Mario Celso Petraglia, from which the president of Athletico-PR narrowly escaped, the Império Alviverde militia group released the statement: « Today we were unlucky, but never forget you have to be lucky every time, we have only to be lucky only once. Give Paraná peace and there will be no war. »
Banned for racism against pajeets again. Will do it again.
>>153896563Paraguay es clave.
>>153896476it's not like she's going to even touch you broAlso watch The Piano Teacher with her, great first date movie
>>153896641Is that the one where the piano teacher ask the student "are you a hebrew?".
i want to apologize to everyone in copalib for my past shit opinions that I pretended to be shitposts. I'm trying to do better
>>153896659no, that's the one from StudioCanal iirc
>>153896476If she's still talking to you, then it's most likely she's interested
huracan plays in 20 minutes
>>153896759I thought they played yesterday
Convocação comecetad
>>153896819they will play tomorrow too
>>153896759>blodel titularblodel titular
argensimia, argenconga, argenmona, argencagada, argengarchada, argenzuela, argensimia, peronsimia, peronia, peronmona, peronistan, villa miseria, argenistan, argenbolita, argenafrica, kukistan, mandrilandia, chiquilandia, mordor, polentina, polentropolis, hambrentina, negrantina, marrontina, kukantina.
daily reminder that the paulista media shilled very hard and almost succeeded in making Diniz the national team manager.
Diniz > Ancelotti
^truth bomba
I'll never understand people that don't twist for the team from their barrio, let alone people that twist for a team from another state
>>153896957This but unironically
>>153896927I look like this and say this.
Brazil is a tv country, who you twist for was largely influenced by the little screen you have on your living room
>>153896980You are looking suspiciously blue today anon
NERMAN OUT, ITS OVER, NO O HEXA THIS YEAR
Is Auralotti gooning the audience for the inevitable state-sponsored Neymar call-up for the WC?
>>153896927Jam boy post
>>153896992NO
>alex sandro>danilo>ibanez>leo pereira>fabinho>igor thiago>rayan
Abuelotti flopped hard with Everton and PSG, the smallest clubs he coachedDiniz took a série C team to Glória EternaRespect the rankings
>>153897023>a bunch of flamengo shittersWe're not going through group stages
>NO PEDROfuuuuuuuuck offfffffffffffffffff
>>153896992Didnt he confirmate before that he was going to the amistosos? What is even going on
>>153889009Ultima convocação antes da copa.Igor Thiago, Rayan...Esse velho é troia
>>153896976They aren't people they're subhuman scum who aren't worth the air they breathe(in the case of Argentines, quite a lot of air)
>>153896992i can't honestly root for brazil NT while monicious and rapedinha are the faces of the team sorry BRos
Flamengo should play Copa Nordeste because is team of paraíba
We are not asking you to root for us tho
>GoleirosAlisson (Liverpool), Bento (Al-Nassr) e Ederson (Fenerbahçe)>DefensoresAlex Sandro (Flamengo), Bremer (Juventus), Danilo (Flamengo), Douglas Santos (Zenit), Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal), Ibañez (Al-Ahli), Leo Pereira (Flamengo), Marquinhos (PSG) e Wesley (Roma)>Meio-campistasAndrey Santos (Chelsea), Casemiro (Manchester United), Danilo (Botafogo), Fabinho (Al-Ittihad) e Gabriel Sara (Galatasaray)>AtacantesEndrick (Lyon), Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal), Igor Thiago (Brentford), João Pedro (Chelsea), Luiz Henrique (Zenit), Matheus Cunha (Manchester United), Raphinha (Barcelona), Rayan (Bournemouth) e Vinicius Junior (Real Madrid).
>>153897057
Argentina is our best ally
Ancelloti said Vitor Roque was not convocated because he's injured. Palmeiras sisters, he's definitely going to be convocated for the world cup...
ancelotti speaks like a retard
Pedro doesn't suit Selecinha's playstyleHe can only make a pivot playing against pangarés nordeschinos that usually play as zagueiros at BasuleirãoIgor Chiago also doesn't fit, we need a mobile 9 someone like Richarlison if he was good or João Pedro but Igor deserves a test, at least he plays in a non-clown league
>>153896992football just died, is all soccer now, fraudelotti just killed it
>>153897082Hes so gay>>1538970764 players in br teams here
>He can only make a pivot playing against pangarés nordeschinos that usually play as zagueiros at Basuleirãoprove it
>>153896992>>153897023>>153897076This is literally better than our team, except for the midfieldyou know, the most important part
>>153897101>prove itHe has proven it himself every time he played for the NT that he's trash against actually good players
>>153896992goodnow hamaz out. please
>>153897101You fool, this isnt about proving anything, this is clubismo, slander is the only thing that matters
>>153897117
>>153897076>Flamengo playersIts over Hexa not coming
>>153897123You can simultaneously claim that your team is the biggest powerhouse in the continent because its 3 in brasileirinho while at the same time claiming its a mickey mouse league that should never ever ever have a single player convocated after they convocated your rivals players
>>153897076>no hugo nenecaracism
I NEED argie women or Brazilian sluts.
>national team time starts again>"BRASILEIRAOSOBADLOL"fags start showing their heads again to hide their clubismo
>>153897076Be honest, do any of you think that we're going to be even close to winning anything with THAT?
>>153897164I dont know nigga im not vidente
>>153897164Vasco do Renato could win the World Cup
>>153897171I literally only watch my team i have no idea how any of these guys play aside from when they play against my team
>>153897147
>>153897076 At least 10 current brasileirao teams coild beat this team
>>153897164you don't win world cups with good teams, you win with a copeiro mentality and I'm not kidding
>>153897197This is the case for most leagues, national teams being the best is a meme, they barely get any time to train together
>"E o vagabundo tá lá: 'Será que o Carlo Ancelotti vai convocar o Neymar?' E o Neymar não consegue andar em linha reta. Porra. Não é possível. Não dá, cara, simplesmente não dá.>'Será que deveria convocar ele nessa primeira convocação?' E o Neymar andando que nem um doido do Zorra Total, porra."why is this wallace borges clip so funny
>>153897211muito assustador
seleção will avenge flamengo against france
El Jonathan DuarteEl Brayan RojasEl Michole Quispe Mamani
>>153897244>el river plate>el boca juniors>el newells old boys>el racing club
lorinha ninfeta muito safada
>>153897264this but unironically
>>153897259Uhhh porteñobros??? This colombian just bootyblasted us???
>>153897225This is like when they beat a team like palmeiras and claim that they beat the entire nation of brazil
>>153897076>Al Nassr>Al Ittihad>Zenit>Al Ahli
gun to your forehead your team plays against canarinha, do they win or do they lose?
>>153897313What if my team is selecao caralhinha
>>153897311Lol, lmao even
easyItuANO, with its new coach elANO,will easily beat the little yellow team
>>153897259new agenda dropped if your team's name has english words it's lame
>>153897311
>>153897313if is a worthless amistoso or group phase match we win 3-0If is a serious match it will brasil wins 0-1, goal at 97'.
>>153897311Yes anon good players now are around the world and not just in euroop, welcome to 2026
This nigga is defending Fabinho, Bento, Ibañez, Douglas Santos and Luiz Henrique
The nigga that was in a coma for 15 years:>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CONVOCATED A BOTAFOGO PLAYER?!?? I THOUGHT ONLY REAL VARDRID AND BARCEBOSTA WAS ALLOWED
3 greens in a row, that's a fart, end of story.
>>153897327i dunno has it ever happened before?
>>153897395What do you mean? People only having the national team as their team and nothing else or the national team playing against the national team?
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--6CdAypJsQ
>>153897356>good playerssemi-retired players*
>>153897398canaharinha vs cnanahrinha (1951 doesn't count)
the world cup won't be happening anyways
>>153897311Brazil is cooked
>>153897432I hope. We need another cheeky 9/11.
>>153897432what the fuck is this, flamengo and red bull peixe?
maldosivi - hurricane, what a terrible match, fuck cheque mafia, fuck toviggino, rip araujo
>>153897476an aislop pice of shit.
I hope Bielsa fly to Iran
>>153897432>>153897476btw talking about Galo, drawfagg did a marvelous forbidden piece for the galo-botafogo match. I didn't save it sadlyHope drawfagg is still alive and doing ok.
>>153897425Im sure that we have played against ourselves multiple times for training or to test players but i cant really remember when
>>153897512
why can't we have decent midfields?
>>153897482Are you an argie? Mondinobros...
>>153897525He's talking about the frotting one.
>>153897535I dont think i remember that one
>>153897542because it was nsfw.
>>153897311In 10 years from now it will be the norm
>>153897527no, i'm watching this match on tv, how does that make me an argie? no other smart uruguayan here but me i swear
>>153897558Oh yeah? Did you get a degree? Do you work? Did you buy a house? Because I meet all these requirements.
And thats a good thingInfinite death and suffering to european clubs, may their teams bleed talents to saudi and brazilian teams for the next 5 decades, i will not be satified until there is not a single la liga shitter on the national team convocation
>>153897356>good players>some shit keeper>a CB that wasn't good enough for Betis>40 yo Fabinho to be the shadow of Unc Cazé
You don't hate Bostil enough
>>153897583>bleed talents lmaothe only reason saudi league exists is because they overpay for youngsters that aren't that good or players on verge of retiringit doesn't matter because they have a literal river of money running through their land but pretending they're winning is just ridiculous
>>>/int/
>>153897636lol total c00mer death
>>153897642I agree, other money states like russia and china should start stealing their talents too until theres nothing left
>>153897636epic, thanks Felca
>>153897542It's normal to block traumatic memories.
Could this 11 win the WC?MartinezCaicedo-Marquinhos - Romero- SosaCasemiro - Enzo Valverde-Cunha-viniciusJoaoBench: Alison, Julian, Raphina, Igor, Simeone, endrick
I dont know if face verification is the best solution but we 1000000000% need to start doing something to get kids off the internet, they are going insane thanks to it and theres too many pedophiles nowadays
>if you post NSFW brazilians will get bannedThe world is at the tip of my fingers...
I just realized that thid fucking geriatric shitalian convocated fucking marquinhos againHow does this nigga never leave??????
>>153897682People under 18 shouldn't be able to use the internet, we need to remove them forever.
>>153897682It doesnt help that theres no club penguin or click jogos anymore for them to play, its all roblox or tiktok >>153897700But that will never happen thats the issue, and if we even wanted to TRY to make that happen then age verification like that is the only one that could work
>>153897682>we 1000000000% need to start doing something to get kids offMODS?!?!?
it's kinda hard to not fall into the usual seleção de empresário cliché when there's fucking douglas santos in it kekyou can't convince me we NEED a 31 yo fullback from a country that has been exhiled from european football
>>153897696marquinhos is the new thiago silva chud, better get used to it
>>153897696Marquinhos is the starter in the absence of Militão and he's made of glassIt's him and Magalhães
Marquinhos isn't bad at all, it's the usual trope where Seleção loses and everyone needs to be replaced, preferably for Palmengorinthians shitters that couldn't make the cut at top level football
>>153897154.
>nooooo dude this shitter that has been a shitter for years is actually le heckin good because he plays in europinha o algoWhy are you like this
>doubling down on your ignored postyikes
>>153897755I will triple down until you stop posting your silly nonsense everytime theres call ups
>>153897682>he thinks this is about protecting kidsfucking LMOA
Brazilians discussing their NT picks implies they had some hope of winning.
>>153897778The brazilian government already has your face your name your phone number your CPF your credit card numbers your dick size and your teamYou are not an hecking epic libertarian hackergod defying authority nigga grow up
quite literally no basuleirão player managed to become a regular starter at selecinha in the last 2 cycles but i guess it's just a coincidence, they're actually good and would win the premiership or something
>>153897154*
Do meio campo pra trás só tem velho nessa selação.
Imagine you are in the final step of the concurso and the black judge says "yes anon da silva you got a perfect grade in the exam and you are black enough to get the job, but I'm seeing here that you are a member of TravecosGostosos.com"
>>153897794what's the point of the law if they got all this data AND a law protecting minors online already exists?this one is ez, cleiton
>>153897819To stop minors from going to the website? Are you stupid?If they wanted your face along with your name they already have this info, its on your fucking CPF
Imagine working at Crunchyroll, Steam, TikTok, etc.You have to spend all day receiving photos of macacos bostileiro and checking if they look over 18.Imagine the nausea.
niggas want me to forget about how hyped andré and joão gomes were how they were supposed to make up for the death of unc casé and they turned out to be one dimensional players barely starting for fucking wolverhampton lol
>>153897817He would give me 5 more points then
>>>/int/bra
>>153897794yeah and now a third-party private company will have those too! I love pissing away my privacy while being inconvenienced in the process and gaining nothing from it. it's the best!!
>>153897840volta pra africa seu macaco comunista
>bought oranges instead of tangerines
>>153897542they had cock rings and those cock piercings that go through the pee hole
You might not know this but your CPF is already public, you can go find it on the internet right now, you cant do shit with other peoples CPF but you can find it on the internet its constantly leaked and no one cares
>>153897636>zog on one side, globohomo on the otherit has never been more overhow's that gonna affect 4chan?
>>153897858You need to go back >>>/int/bra
>>153897860Thats an upgrade
>>153897860lemons are better and much healthier.put it on ginger tea and enjoy good health
>>153897905That tastes completely different tho
>>153897910it's an acquired taste and your blood will thank you.
>>153897919My blood is cold and healthy
Does aceite de romero really work for hairloss?
>>153897935if it worked people wouldn't be popping boner killing pills to get three long hairs bro
>>153897935No, but chicken shit mixed with papaya seeds works
>>153897636>i will need to send my fucking drivers license to download some Skyrim mods at 100kpbsfuck i'm moving to Tucumán
>>153897636Fuck Lula and his coons. Holy KWAB.
>>153897948But people on Instagram say it works.
>>153897993If i told you to eat horse shit that its good for your skin would you do it
Percebo que o tempo já não passaVocê diz que não tem graça amar assimFoi tudo tão bonito, mas voou pro infinitoParecido com borboletas de um jardimAgora você voltaE balança o que eu sentia por outro alguémDividido entre dois mundosSei que estou amando, mas ainda não sei quemNão sei dizer o que mudouMas nada está igualNuma noite estranha, a gente se estranha e fica malVocê tenta provar que tudo em nós morreuBorboletas sempre voltam e o seu jardim sou eu
>>153897713Why are you posting a picture of a young boy?
>>153897991the entire world is starting to do it. your time will come soon
>>153898010It will not, we will make a plebiscite to remove the law.
>>153898000What's your Instagram page?
>The cashier recognized me when I asked her to give me half a kilo of EggsIt was 3 years ago...
A prediction i have is that in the future we look back at letting kids having unrestrained access to the internet and social media as something akin to those cigarette companies marketing ads at children in the 1950s
>>153897991Mayl a cute
>>153898037There are 200 people living in the whole of Uruguay.She's probably related to you.
a prediction I have is that in 2030 people will be discussing if Neymar should be convocated for the World Cup
>>153898065Anon we won't be here in 2030, it will be all bots shitposting for us.
>>153898065This but pessi cukitini
In 2030 the world will have ended after 2029 nuclear attack on the US and the civil war in Europe. Brazil will still be discussing BBB and Flamengo/Palmeiras
>Neymar converte pênalti na Kings League após não ser convocadoNeymar calou o Ancelotti depois dessa
>>153898057Controversial opinion but I don't mind kids smoking, they look rad
>everything will stay the same as it is currently>the current good team will always be good no matter what
>>153897636>your face data is not storedok
Oh it is deportivo berazategui, not benzoateguiMy mind is on the gutter
>>153897636So brazil should just let children be groomed?>here are some gamers complaints that will make you say fuck having laws and shit
>>153897636>go on porn site>click "I'm older than 18">send selfie to confirm>send ID to confirm age>go to a notary's office to authenticate my selfie>wait 1 to 2 days for confirmation>give up on jerking off
>>153898250nta but my issue here is the company they are employing, i think i would trust more if it was the actual br government doing these verifications (even though their system SUCKS ASS)
I despise this people who hate their own country. Everything from brazil is bad. Any news about brazil is an opportunity to talk shit. If people, inckuding foreign peopel, make a compliment about brazil, they go out of their way to say brazil is shitI would say "why dont they leave?" But even after fucking off to paraguay, america or italy they keep talking shit about brazil as a past time. It is disgusting and infuriating
>Pessi Friolini will play this MundialThe reckoning will be enormous, bigger than Hulk's ass.
>>153898265Hey thats exactly what i said one year ago!And its all true too so many of these immigrantfags dont stop talking about brazil for a single second, they are like parasytes that somehow still come back even if you forcefully remove them from your body
>>153898251so...yeahhh....you seem to have filled the "Punheta 402C" form, whilst you should have filled the Punheta 401B form, wait until hepta feria next week and have the case reviewed by ny superior, whomst is on vacations until july
>>153898263Like one gov app that does this once with your actual CPF and you never need to do it again to any site would be the best way to implement something like thisThese private companies are just morally bankrupt in every way possible and i wouldnt trust them with a single cent
>>153898294jaja
the real question is whywhy?why wouldn't anxiloxi call nymerman
>>153897076>>153897311>Galatasaray>Fenerbahçe>Brentford>Bournemouth>>>>Manchester UnitedWHY DO WE STILL CONVOCATE PEOPLE FROM THIRD RATE EURO TEAMSCLUB WORLD CUP JUST PROVED THEIR TEAMS AREN'T BETTER
>>153898265>I despise this people who hate their own countryblind nationalism is gay. it's impossible to not completely despise the current state of the country and the cancer that is Nova República.hate your country but love what it can be - and Brazil can be a lot of things. we already have the prophecy of the 5th empire.
>>153898294This happened to me once and I had to use Catálogo de Arbell Septiembre 2016.
>>153898294Oh, you wanted to access the milf section? That's a whole different form. You'll have to start the entire process over as there's no way to alter it once it's on the system
>>153898338and no, we don't have a printer
>>153898331Who would you convocate in their places, i can only think of matheus pereira>>153898336This gay larping is cringe, i dislike alot of things on current zil but im not a obcecado vira-lata retardado that is having daily melties over "bostil" because muh heckin lularinos like you people are
Falando sério, Flamengo e Palmeiras não só ganharam campeonatos e dinheiro, como ganharam midia. A midia agora fala "Palmeiras/Flamengo e os outros times" quando falam de futebol. O Flamengo eu entendo porque tem a maior torcida, mas por que tratam o Corinthians como time pequeno agora? Eles tem a segunda maior torcida.
>>153898360>muh heckin lularinos like you people areI believe that both lula and the bolsonaros should be hanged on live TV
>it says here that you are 37 years old right? and this porn video you want to watch features an actress 15 years younger than you, as of last month the current legislation states that you cannot engage in erotic activities with people 5 years or more younger than you, that includes pornographic and erotic modelling content
>>153898368>live TVew. it should be done on youtube/CazéTV
Just go ahead and give caze a television transmissionMake him the new globoGo ahead i dont even care anymore make gordão do vasco the new roberto marinho
>>153898368What about Neymar, does he belong in selecinha?
>>153898360>Who would you convocateArrascaeta.
This would never happen in argenchina
>san memenzo already losing to def and justtinellisisters..
>>153898399Russo Vascaíno for Jornal Nacional Baldasso for Domingo LegalFarid for SabadassoIsabel Nascimento for Domingo do Faustão
Will this law affect steam? It's the only thing I use other than 4chan. Also google but my google account is probably over 18 by now.
>>153898413bob madruga
>>153898387lmao thanks for the mental picture
>>153898453>o meninos do chat, brigan issa poha? Molto brigado LeoSanchez69 pela sua donaçao, que ele dicem "vai morrer gordo fdp" paeabens Leo
>>153898432>my account is over 18I dont know if thst affects anything but you always need to give your cpf to buy anything on steam so maybe they just use that? Idk i tried to look for it but the only discussion on steam about it is a bunch of retards fighting over slop politics over it
>>153898432
>>153898453>CARALHO VIADO
Will I need to send a photo to LG in order to do laundry?
>>153898471Found this>Jogos Eletrônicos>Risco ALTO>Verificação de maioridade para jogos 16+/18+. Controle parental para menores. Restrição de compras.>Inclui games mobile, browser e PC. Loot boxes e microtransações têm restrições específicas para menores.It doesnt say anything about needing face ID so maybe only CPF verification
CPF means Cugoloso Profile Picture btw
>>153898484>>153898493IT IS OVER!!!Why hasn't the news been talking about this? I didn't even know this was a thing until today.
>>153898336O am not blind, i wont support everything but i wont become brazilian hardy har-har
Not steam but riot is saying you can verify with>Número do CPF>Cartão de pagamento (cartão de débito ou crédito)>Documento de identidade (escaneamento)>Estimativa de Idade por Escaneamento FacialSo no you probably wont need to send your face everytime
>>153898538I prefer 100x to verify with my credit card than scary third party face id.
There are a lot of imbecile children in roblox doing the most stupid stuff.
Personally i think outright blocking if you are below age to be too much, just blocking talking on chat and from buying lootboxes would be betterIm not very worried about kids not being able to play league of legends but i think it would be fine if they arent on chat on spending their dads credit card money on "lux destruidora">>153898554#QueremosInjustiça
>>153898554their parents should be watching over them and I shouldnt be forced to send my info to an israeli third party company
>>153898554WTF are YOU doing in Roblox man
>>153898306yeah the government never leaked personal information of millions of people ever
>>153898548My problem with that is putting my card on platforms like playstation that is always having leaks all of the fucking time>>153898568This is not happening, we already tested this "just let the parents parent their children bro" for the last 15 years and now we have 2 entire generations that cant stay out of their phones for a single second. Also if you buy shit from these companies they already know your credit card.
>>153898538>Cartão de pagamentoBrazil is not a real country.
>>153898588Your cpf is already public, you just dont know about it because the only thing you can do with that number is registering someone as a mesario
>>153898599then why are you complaining? third party, government it's all the same bro
For the argentinians in the audience "mesario" is someone that voluntarily helps during election days in return of some benefits
se solicita mesario
>>153898609Im afraid i might trust lula and the ABIN agent that is reading this a tad more with my information more than the satanic terroristic cabal of silicon valley pedophiles from the north but that is just me personally
>>153898632>>153898632>>153898632
>>153898627just to give your information away to foreign companies anyway by using their apps and services
>>153898413I guess this is the next opBut i really wanted to post the belgrano with the badge of a team wgk lost this weekend
>>153898653>the belgrano with the badge of a team wgkQue?
fuck a.nal
