Michael Cooper vs Larry Bird edition old >>153873219
>>153894561Classic
>>153894561Fuck petefag. This is how you honor the legends, not the same overrated bum point guard over and over
>>153894561Did you really spam like 8 botson sucks edits just so the last thread could reach thread limit and you could post this one?
>>153894570lmfao petefag go to sleep faggot you got your chain snatched
>>153894572I'm not Pete poster but I was cooking a Luka one. It's just bizzare to me how uppity /nba/ anons get over the thread general, I don't even think or care about the thread theme when I'm posting in /nba/ but I guess a lot of anons do.
>>153894589blame petefag that mentally ill cancer should have been banned a long time ago
The Raptors should change their gameplan against iso teams like the Lakers and the Rockets. They get demoralized when they lose against those teams, making them dysfunctional in later games instead of recognizing this weakness and being adaptive.
No Pete? Not worth posting. Without Pistol there is no NBA.
>>153894569Post Pete please. He is a legend and doesn’t need to be forgotten
Nuggets are so dogshitWhat do we even do
Did the Kobe cum garglers fuck off yet?
>>153894570/Nba/ is the only thread where people fight tooth and nail to be the thread OP like it's some kind of honour. No wonder they call it apehoop. Ain't beating the allegations, especially petefag and jokicfag.
>>153894781nothing, there's only a one year window before the spurs run the league for a decade.
>>153895059
She don't want me, man...
>>153895191Her loss king
>Just in: The NBA will hold a vote at the Board of Governors meetings March 24-25 to explore adding expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, with the two franchises targeted for the 2028-29 season, sources tell ESPN. There is momentum for stakeholders to approve surveying what industry executives project will be bids in the $7-to-$10 billion range for each team.Be honest do you actually care to the existing small market teams who are stuck in play-in purgatory year in year out or just tanking for the sake of it? Why do they need to add more other than money purposes
>>153895290more games to bet on = more money in silver's pockets
>>153895290Seattle deserves to get their team back tbf
>The Minnesota Timberwolves or Memphis Grizzlies are expected to move to the Eastern Conference if expansion is approved
>>153895290>VegasShould've been Montreal or Vancouver rip
TateGOD thread
To be honest I'd rather see TateGAY posts over SGay ones.
I am scared my Pacies are going to lose their pick. I hate the lottery.
What will the Seattle team be named? SuperSonics doesn't make sense anymore since they chased out the aerospace industry.
Expansion draft gonna kill a lot of teams. OKC and the Spurs especially
>>153895939OKC will just unprotect Dort and dare teams to take him.
>>153895939Spurs protect:>Wemby>Castle>Harper>Vassell>Keldon>Bryant>Kornet>ChampagnieLeave Fox unprotected because he'll be a 31yo pg on a max contract, no one is taking that
>>153895903What's Seattle known for? Coffee? The Seattle Brew. The Seattle Kevin Durant's, because KD is gonna go there to retire.
>>153895425Probably be Minnesota as long as ant stays there. Less travel and more logical rivalries with other midwest teams. Grizz will be play in tier in 2 years.>>153895903The city still owns all rights and records of the supersonics. They'll reuse it at minimum for nostalgia.>>153895939Probably 7 or 8 players protected. Who knows what role players will pop up over the next 2 years and what contracts today will become albatross.
>>153895290>League has higher talent disparity than ever where only 4 or 5 teams are halfway serious contenders and half the league is tanking every year for a shot at drafting the 1-3 players that MIGHT make them legitimate teams >I know! Let's water down the talent pool further and widen the gap by adding 2 more teams Someone explain this to me
>>153896012I was told those Bulls were a super team because they had Scottie Pippen and a small ball 5 who literally did nothing but rebound.
>>153896031Money. The whole "league is too talented" thing is fake and gay
just put the ball into the basket lmoa
>>153896009>What's Seattle known for?rich liberals who made a bunch of money off stocks and real estate and never worked an honest day in their life and ruined their city with their out of touch politics.
>>153896133The Seattle Boomer Jews. What about Las Vegas though?
>>153895903>doesn’t make sense anymore Literally most teams names make no sense
Jack Sikma was better than Jokic
>>153896031This. Instead of expanding to 32, the league should actually shrink to 24 teams
The Sonics 2.0 should go with their 80's look when they come back. Don't let fanatics/nike design some shitty new generic uniform slop.
>>153896031Each NBA will get like 500 million dollars from the expansion fees.
>>153896243>the league should actually shrink to 24 teams- Lakers absorb Clippers- Bucks absorb Wolves- Memphis absorb Pelicans- Wizards absorb HornetsJust two more
>>153896307- Knicks absorb Nets- Warriors absorb KingsDone
>>153896317Curry DeMar Derozan Keegan MurrayDraymondSabonis Westbrick Malik MonkPodzDe’anthony MeltonMoses MoodyQuentin PostAl Horford Actually not a bad playoff rotation
>>153896009Starbucks so Bucks for short.
>>153896031
>>153896336Russ and Horford to humble them fools
>>153896219>Celtics because there's a lot of Irish people>Chicago Bulls because of the commodities market>Hawks, Mavericks, Wolves, Pelicans, Hornets because those animals live there>Nets because you use a net when you play basketball>Cavaliers because they are cavalier about competing>Rockets because of NASA>Magic because of Disney World>Heat because it's hot>Thunder because there's a lot of extreme weather events>Suns because it's sunny>Kings because Sacramento wuz kangz and shit>Knicks because they used to wear Knickers>Sixers because the Constitution was signed there in 76>Nuggets because they dig gold nuggets out of the ground>Pacers because of Indy 500>Spurs because they raise cattle there>Pistons because they make cars thereOnly teams that don't make sense are the ones that moved but didn't change their names.
>>153896389Hornets is a dumbfuck name. Who the fuck likes a hornet?
>>153896389Most are soulless as fuck desu
I bet you the next big thing in the league is some Blake Griffin-esque motherfucker slamming it down over all the twink pussies. The league has gone too far the other way.
>>153896031>>153896102>>153896243You're fucking stupid and dont like basketball, the NBA desperately needs more teams, realistically it should be 40. There is more talent and skill than ever. More players that are star or right below star level than ever, so many players who could be starts or role players and never get the chance because of how stacked teams are nowadays will get chances. Your argument also makes 0 sense considering we've had 7 different champs in the past 7 years and this may be the most open eastern conference ever. >posting a screenshot of your own post4cuckold is embarrassing bro
>>153896540Can you name me some of these stars who desperately need their own team
>>153896389Bro rockets are literally just due to relocationThere’s also the wizards and nobody likes the fucking wizards.
>>153896389I didn’t know several of those
>>153896540Agreed. Part of the problem is that the good teams are incredibly fucking deep now so if you are the Nuggets or Bucks then you struggle. Try watching basketball from 20 years ago the watch it today and the average player is so much better.
>>153896540>dont like basketballNBA isn't basketball>realistically it should be 40List at least 10 reasons for this.>There is more talent and skill than everWhat you have a simplified META with 0 individual defense, thus allowing literal nobodies to look half decent>More players that are star or right below star level than everKek>so many players who could be starts or role players and never get the chance because of how stacked teams are nowadays will get chancesIf by star you mean chucking 10 3s a game, passing the ball at the last second and not playing defense, sure.>Your argument also makes 0 sense considering we've had 7 different champs in the past 7 yearsNTA, but this is more of due to injuries than actual competitivity, but you already know that.I'm sure coping feels good in the short term, but you might consider being honest with yourself.
>>153896569If there's such a surplus of talent then why don't teams like the Bucks and Nuggets just sign those players? The issue there is management, not the number of teams
>>153895290Reminder OKC and Spurs is a small market team and Chicago and Washington are large market teams.
>>153895290>other than money purposesAnon, I...
>>153896589It can be multiple things. They made bad decisions but the latest CBA has killed free agency and its tough to develop players while contending.20 years ago you could get away with a shit rotation around stars, not really true today.
>>153896464no
>>153896614Exactly, 20 years ago a guy like Cam Thomas/Kobe would dominate the league nowadays he’d get DNPs on a lottery team
>>153896441>Hornets is a dumbfuck name.The name originates from British General Cornwallis, who allegedly described the city as "a hornet's nest of rebellion" following the Battle of Charlotte in 1780, though it was first attested in 1819.
>>153896614But what does it have to do with expansion?
I don't think I could think of anything more aids than a team in Vegas led by Cam Thomas
Isaiah Thomas return
>>153896701He’s not even good enough for the G league
>>153896674More roster slots, picks and expansion drafts make teams less deepThey still need to fix this fucking CBA though
>>153896707No no, hear me out, it will work out this time
>>153896632Hmmmm
>>153896711the cba is fine. Dumbass teams just need to stop giving the likes of Christian Braun ridiculous amounts of money
>>153896043Rodman was a 4
>>153896711Expansion seems like the most convoluted an ineffective way to achieve parity, if that's the goal. There are half a dozen teams currently in the league fielding horrendous teams every night, expansion will do fuck all for them
>>153896743>if that's the goal.the goal is only 1 thing, make money for the owners
>>153896802Damn bro no disrespect to Larry but bro looks like a muhfuginn uhh....
>>153896548GAYBE
>>153896548Kuminga
>>153896548Mac McClung
>>153896548no they cannot
>>153896548Khaman Maluach
>>153896548kyle kuzma
>>153896548Cam Thomas has a lot of potential given a starting role/consistent minutes and a coach that believes in him
>>153896548Jonathon Simmons
>Sales of the Celtics, Lakers and Portland Trail Blazers this year helped to increase the average team value to $5.51 billion, up 20% from 2024.>Just three years ago, the average value was $2.58 billion, an increase of 113%.Owners trying to fleece 2 new franchises when the next TV deal is inevitably worse than the current one.
Inb4 the Sonics have a Boeing ad on their jersey.
>>153896548Guys like Ace Bailey, Dylan Harper, Ajay Mitchell, and even legit number 2s like Brown and Jalen Williams could definitely be leading their own teams.
>>153896548When they get the chance to be the guy theyll show you. Any of the top 50 guys i the league right now would be minimum top 10 in the cuckold era, oh im sorry the "90s">>153896579>NBA isnt basketball>t-they dont play defense>WE ARENT IN THE ERA WITH THE MOST PARITY EVER DONT YOU KNOW INJURIES WERE INVENTED IN 2019>MUH 3S BAD I CANT DO MATH!!!!!!You dont like basketball, your country is a cumdump for the entire rest of the world to unload into, leave.
>>153897146Look at this zoomer mad he was born too late to have watched NBA when it wasn't a fucking joke
>>153897140Smartest leaf post
>>153896579dog walked that zoomer
>>153897146>When they get the chance to be the guy theyll show you.the list of busts and bad contracts in the last 20 years is miles long.
Brief basketball analysis post. Rewatching this game because the illegal streams were fucked while I was trying to watch live. But I want to talk about this because ive been thinking about "gravity" and "offball" because of how modern normie nba fans talk about it.The amount of people I see talk about catch and shoot numbers when highlighting an offball player is crazy. Its not as if thats not part of playing offball, but its like saying "Part of being an electrical engineer is waking up in the morning to prepare to go to work" when you highlight such generic technicalities as part of something, youre able to give way more credit to certain players that clearly dont actually do much offball.Part of the reason I was thinking about this, is because I've come to concede that Luka does have "gravity" but if he has gravity, it is very limited in range and scope, due to how stationary Luka generally is as a player. Even offball, Luka will move like 3 meters from the elbow area of the 3 point line to come off a screen and take an above the break 3.Compare that to this play by Can Johnson, and you start to understand and appreciate how true offball game can affect so much more than a double team, or a basic pindown screen.Look at this play. Cam starts by drawing Reaves. Reaves runs into the screen. So Lebron has to chase, and while Lebron does a decent job sticking to Cam, hes a bit behind. Lebron is dragged away from the mismatch, so AG has as much space to post up. Luka has to help, and because Luka has to help, Smart and Lebron realize they have to help on a possible Braun cut because Luka as a last line of defense isnt ideal. This results in Lebron ditching Cam, which eventually leads to the wide open 3.You might be thinking "Lebron shouldn't have gone to help, smart was there" But if that happened Hardaway would be open. And if Smart stayed, same thing, because Cam relocated to open space where due to dragging Lebron away, somebody had to help late
>>153897280too long didn't read
they need to have 20 teams in the league, quite frankly. maybe less.
>>153897280
>>153897140
>>153897161the zoomettes get mad when you point out modern nba basketball is soft
>>153897324Yeah 24 is where the league had a good balance in my opinion. The teams to eliminate in order from fewest fans:Clippers 100%. This isn't even a debateWizardsPelicansGrizzlies
>>153897367Also either move the nets back to nj or eliminate them
>>153897367i could be wildly out to lunch, but arent the pelicans and the grizzlies basically like idk the term, they are operated by their owners as a gift to the market, like there is no business case for having them in those markets.
>don't pay attention to basketball>saw a player scored 83 points>think it must have been a masterful performance where he made most of his attempts and simply couldn't be stopped>didn't even make half of his shots and broke the record for most free throws in a gameare there people out there defending this slop?
>>153897324On the contrary make it 64 teams so the NBA cup can be an exciting single-elimination tournament.
>>153897410>i could be wildly out to lunchwhere did you go? A Turkish bath house?
>>153897324Yes quality > quantity
>>153897411Only people who were mindraped by Kobe and ruined their childhoods. Nobody respects the 83*
>>153897146Damn, you got your feelings hurt huh
>>153896815He really needs to grow the mustache back.
>>153896802crazy how larry is the one who looks like he has AIDS
>>153897584
If the Supersonics come back, it will be only by name? Or the new Supersonics would get back the history and records back from OKC?
Dubs and Dominayton and LuKAMI will shit all over Shitgoon and Kaydee
>>153897603I think back when they reloacted to okc the contract stated that a new sonics franchise is the legal owner of everything pre 2008 so people will just pretend the thunder were added in 2008 and tvhe sonics always existed
>>153897603They'd get everything back IIRC. Names, trademarks, colors, banners, 1979 championship, etc. The Thunder would effectively cease to be an extension of the Sonics franchise and going forward would be a franchise that started in 2008.
>>153896243>>153896307>teams to eliminateKingsClippersPelicansGrizzliesMagicHornetsWizardsNetsthat's 22, but I'd add new teams to Seattle and Las Vegas to get to 244 divisions of 6 teams>WestLakersWarriorsTrail BlazersSunsSeattleLas Vegas>CentralJazzNuggetsThunderSpursMavericksRockets>NorthBullsBucksPacersPistonsCavsTimberwolves>EastCelticsKnicks76ersRaptorsHeatHawksthere. Now the NBA isn't a bloated pile of shit with a bunch of diluted, untalented teams
>>153897631>>153897632Good. I hope they come back.
>>153897657I'd keep Sacramento. That fanbase is nuts when the team is actually good and the rivalry with the Lakers in the early 00s was the most intense in pro sports
>>153897107That'd be nice, it'll be Amazon instead
>>153897657VGH
>>153897690nobody gives a shit about the Kings. They suck and will continue to do so long into the future.
>>153897723>nobody gives a shit about the KingsNot true at all. Do you even live in California?
What should Las Vegas' team name be?
>>153897280This is why curry is so consistently underrated in his impact to games. The way he changes the game off ball is absolutely insane.
How Jewish is the Blazers vs Nets gonna be?
>>153897734I do. Nobody cares about the Kings. In Sacramento sure, but nowhere else.
>>153897826How old are you then? The Kings in the early 00s were like how the Warriors are now. They have a solid fanbase that is craving a winning team. The Kings showed that potential a few years ago in their first playoff appearance in decades. All you need is a winning team and every team will sell out their arenas. This isn't that hard of a concept. Not sure how much you know about Sacramento, but that's not irrelevant like being 2nd fiddle to the Lakers in LA
The Kings have exceptional fans, and horrible ownership.
>Blazers>Kings>Sonics>WarriorsThe Cascadian Autonomous Zone Division
Flagg 30 point triple double tonight. Let’s smash those bookies
Cant even lie it rubs me the wrong way to see the magic win game after game without franz. My stocks are falling
Rockkeks are as bad at offence as Lakers are defence
>>153897739The Vegas Roman's brought to you by Caeser's Palace
>>153897983it'll be some generic trash name like the golden knights
>>153897739Vegas Escorts
>>153898005Vegas VipersVegas VenomVegas High Rollers (Let's go Rollers!)Las Vegas OutlawsLas Vegas Diamonds Whatever they do, make sure it's plural and not retarded like Utah Mammoth
Also please no black and red like the Blazers, Bulls, Rockets and Heat. They should copy Collingwood Magpies colors from AFL
Are the lakers secretly good? It seems luka has finally snapped back to reality, the sky is the limit for him
>>153898123As long as they keep the ball out of LeBron's hands and make him play defense, they're a great team. Not championship caliber but good enough to win a playoff series or two
>>153898123Nah, they're just beating up on bad teams as usual
>>153897739Las Vegas Tourists
>>153898123Na
>>153898126Say Lakers win the next two games in Houston, will your opinion change? They just beat the Knicks and Nuggets
>>153898160Also the wolves. Knicks Nuggets Wolves Rockets Rockets is one hell of a gauntlet
The Las Vegas Angels of Anaheim
>>153897805Exactly. Its why I hate the "gravity" term. It was created during a time, where people started downplaying Curry, because he would play second fiddle to Durant, and during a time where people, even stat nerds couldnt actually comprehend his impact, so would constantly still put players like Kawhi and Durant ahead of him.Currys gravity when mentioned is something people roll their eyes at, even if the 22 championship changed the perception of him, that now hes more accepted/appreciated.But when you bring up Ant, or Luka's "gravity" people eat it up, because its so much easier, and simpler to see. That also makes it more predictable against smarter defenses though, because the amount of space its warping can be contained. Lile a funnel, if you double somebody on one side of the court, youre almost funneling their options for passing to basically end up being only one way, but nobody talks about that.I used this clip as an examples despite the fact that Cam Johnson basically does this ONE time the entire game, imagine what Curry does on a good team. Its why his 5 year plus minus indicators are legit absurd.
One thing I've been thinking about that not enough people talk about, is 2023 Warriors. That was one of stephs last best seasons where he went crazy. It was virtually the exact same team as the 22 warriors minus otto porter jr and tuscano anderson....and EVERY single player people tried to pretend "carried" curry through the playoffs. Shit the bed like crazy, Klay was garbage, Poole was garbage, Wiggins was Garbage. Looney (always insane the way niggas hyped up that one dimensional ass slow footed nigga) It literally does not make sense unless Otto Porter Jr and Tuscano were way more important than we thought.Wiggins was an ALL star the year prior, legit insane. Its like every complimentary player turned it up for one year and one year alone.I wasnt following the warriors closely in 2023 so I have no idea what killed that team. Ive heard stuff about them trying to develop wiseman and kuminga fucking shit up in the reg season, but they didnt play in the playoffs so its a mystery as far as I can tell
Curry has always been better than his stats even if the stats were insane because his sheer presence on the court broke up defenses.Probably the highest off ball gravity of any player ever
>>153897970Always remember, regular season shenanigans can be random and messy due to quality of teams played, and just random bullshit. High impact players are typically cieling raisers. The floor matters little.
>>153898230Yeah and the playoffs are where real niggas are validated and fake niggas are exposed
>>153898227>Curry has always been better than his stats even if the stats were insaneThats the exact thing that makes me think he'll be forgotten or devalued as the years go buy. Normies just love too much the "Big Numbers" guy, unless they imagine in their head based on reputation that they play elite defense (Kawhi).Currys value is the type of thing you NEED to watch the games to understand, the further away from the career you get, the more stats, and highlights are remembered. And Currys Highlights will never be as flashy as a Harden, or a Durant, or a Kawhi. Partly because hes smaller and less traditionally athletic, but also because he didnt dominate the ball or take the most shots.He also doesnt benefit from the traditional Point Guard dime Highlights even though he has them, like defense a lot of it is reputation, so because he doesnt have the reputation of an elite passer, nobody will care to highlight that, or treat the highlight as the default play.Currys in a unique inbetween where hes simply too unlike stars of prior precedent and future potential, that because people love to fit things in molds to understand, he'll loose the understanding of his value later on beyond "greatest shooter". Which is about as empty and reductive as calling Vince Carter the "greatest dunker"This is my theory atleast
>>153898207>>153898226This is a bot or someone copy/pasting their reddit comments here
>>153898252>fake niggas are exposed
Kon Knuepple will make Steph Curry look like Ray Allen.
JEWISH BASKETBALL CIVIL WARBEN AND DANNY'S BROOKLYN NETS TAKING ON DONOVAN AND DENI'S PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS
>>153898327Ryan Kalkbrenner will make Ray Allen look like Steph Curry
How do leftoid cuck steph fans justify him being a genocide supporting monster
kawhi ducking the spurs
>>153898276You are correct, in that curry’s going to be largely forgotten and his true value will be lost to time. But what’s going to keep him in the history books is he’s going to be seen as sort of the father of the 3 point shot going forward. I don’t think that’s going to change. I actually wonder if long term curry will outlast LeBron, he may. It’s always about narratives, 3 point god is a pretty strong one.
>>153898476Cry more muzzie scum. Your next
>>153898532His "true value" is literally just benefiting from a superteam and the 3pt shift. If he was anything more than that people would care more
>>153898546Hey bud, just to let you know, in English your indicates possession, and is not the contraction of you are. Not sure how it is in your native Hebrew
>>153898557>if you don’t slurp Muslim cock you must be Jewish Why do you really think this is going to work. Pathetic
>>153898596>Being against genocide and murdering children is "slurping Muslim cock"kek what a deranged rat
>>153896540
Billions
>>153897140Only in Toronto
>>153898553Why is this retard always baiting? You niggas are so fucking annoying, a lost capacity for genuineness
>>153898160Rockets are frauds so not really. Let's see them beat the Spurs, Pistons, or OKC
Will kd retire a sonic ? y/n
>>153898747Henry retired with Arsenal. Anything is possible
The game today either ends my cope and delusion or catapults it to absurd heights.Or I guess the possible boring middleground, where it just stays the same
>>153898606Why do you care about brown terrorists. No one is fooled Mohammed.
>>153898800Sorry I dom’t know soccer
>>153898829This isnt' /pol/ retard. Fuck off. If you think killing innocent people is ok you're a fucking nutjob and should kill yourself
>>153898476its based, only weirdos hate jews dawg, and nobody likes palestinians
out of the 4 play in teams in the west I see Clippers and Ws winning. then the Ws getting broomed by OKC, but Clips might make it interesting though with the Spurs
>>153898852No, YOU need to fuck off back to red@it
>>153898553Australia needs to be range banned, just consistently awful posts from australia
remember when someone here posted that dylan harper should have his own team?
>>153898944A team like the Kings or Wizards would be much better off with Dylan Harper than the bums they have right now>inb4 someone overates jewbonis
>>153894561Based Larry Bird. Based based based. Feels like a lot of money was left on the table for Bird. I know the elites could have made a ton off his name and likeness but he didn’t let him!
>>153895290You now realize even your sacred NBA cares not for you. In fact, they give 2 shots about you and especially me.
>>153896740Will Perdue fags? Bill Wennington fags? Is it our time?
My Celtics cleaning up the Buns
>>153899006JT is winning the battle of the lightskins...
>>153899021Respect to the villain but Tatum needs to take some skulls
Suggs suggs
Bucks more like fucks guys
>>153899052why is there no pride night for the hawks?
Crazy how Edgars will kill you fi you dont like Kobe
>>153898914yeah there's 0 palestinian ballers what are they even doinmeanwhile jewish basketball taking over
gaymond tryna farm a trippie dubbie
>>153899126uhm maybe they be balling if you didn't genocided them all did you think about that?
>>153898921whats with the weird amount of clippers believers now? is it really just the recent kawhi hype
Shooker vs Gaylen Brown tonight
>>153899063the whole city of Atlanta is on the down low
>>153898914>>153899126Your cunning deceitful jew tricks don't work here. Hundreds of millions of people around the world of all races, political backgrounds and economic levels were out protesting for Palestine meanwhile 80% of Americans are anti Israel and are sick and tired of your shit. Go fuck off and stop lying. I love Palestinians and they are way more based than you jewrats
>>153899150uhh goyim 6 gorillian jews died and yet they ballin
>>153899154Theyre like 28-11 after that 6-21 start and theyve been ballin' out even after the Harden trade.
>>153899185271k of them?
NAW is elite
>>153898927>I HAVE A RIGHT TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLEMan (((they))) don't even try to hide their evilness
>>153899172Back. To. Reddt
Brad stevens being able to make this Celtics roster from players he found at the local rec center after gutting it to get under the apron is insane though. Inceltic might be right...
>>153899208Get the fuck out of my country. Oh and reminder Muslims ALWAYS lose. Literally nonstop they lose. They are losing again right now. And they will lose after that. Your faggot prophet and his gay religion is just a shooting range for the world. Stay mad
>>153899215Back. To. The. Oven
>>153897690Kings should go back to Buffalo
>>153899250>Get the fuck out of my country
>>153899256Aren't they from Kansas City
>>153897739Las Vegas Tranny Hookers
Jalen Green looks like he should be a good basketball player, why isn't he?
>>153898953Dude did McDonald's commercials and video games and had all the usual posters and shit including all the dream team stuff so I'm not so sure about "he didn't let them." Bird just didn't get a signature merch line because a) he was kinda goofy looking to be the face of a worldwide brandb( he peaked right before the NBA went full globohomo and in fact he was kind of holding back the shoe machine by keeping Jordan out of the finals for a couple years. Bird had to age out before the Jordan shilling could really begin so he kind of missed the big marketing explosion
So what happens to the Pelicans/Grizzlies after expansion? They are both clearly going to relocate, but where will they go?
>>153899268same reason as westbrookhas all the talent except for bbiq
>>153899263Actually Rochester NY where they last won a title in the 1950s. The Buffalo Braves became the cloppers and the curse continues
>>153899276Pelicans to Westchester.Grizzlies to Long Island.
>>153899250>Everyone who hates my evil, inhumane, genocidal, pervasive and cunning ways must be Muslim!!Shlomo you really need a reality check. The entire world hates you faggots and everyone has awoken to your jew tricks. Every corner of the earth you go you and your inbred filth are hated
>>153899268ADHDAin’t no Daddy at Home Disorder
>Gayson Tabum doesn't even have black hair texture
>>153899282Westbrick is the most talented player I've ever seen who was also bad at everything basketball actually consists of
Abby Chin just smashed into that wall at 88 mph.
These two are the same
>>153899282Westbrook has great BBIQ. He's just been decimated by injuries and never adapted his game to them
>>153899327>overrated>bad, indifferent defender>beloved by fans while their more talented teammate is hated
>>153899327Did they photoshop jeter to be darker here?
>>153899331>Mr, "Imma dribble blindly into a double team, jump for no reason and then try to figure out who I was passing to in midair before committing a turnover" has great BBIQ
This nigga Brown gets blocked more than anyone I see play.
>>153899327well, Jeter is still alive, so …
>>153899250Can we agree to not do politics here anymore? Some of you get genuinely nasty. Save that for Canadian flags
>>153899335is jeter's more talented teammate the one who roided and is therefore not goin into the hall because baseball doesn't allow PED users
Not a fan of the gay ass zoomer goatee scheierman and flagg have
>>153899387>muh roidsHe was twice the player Jeter was before the 'roids.
>>153899368
>>153899400>cheater was good without cheatingcope
>>153899327Nah if Kobe was a MLB player he'd be ARod for sure
Whats the latest on this dude? Is he clear to play?
Booker's so smooth. He would make a great 2nd option for a title team.
Hair transplants is looksmaxxing. Lebron is a looksmaxxer.
>>153899430Forgot pic
>defending elbowing defenders to get foulsScalabrine has no shame.
>>153899400So was Barry Bonds
>>153899457That's nba champion Brian Scalabrine to you
Jaylen Brown has 8 free throws in the first quarter.
The Magic suck
>>153899288This guy probably also screams about how the jews control everything
They turned on refball in Boston and 1st quarter hasn't even ended.
>sengun outwe're getting ayton vs capela tonight bros, incoming classic game
>>153899571This guy thinks we're stupid like him and live under a rock
Trae cookin rn
There's a player with AIDS that's bleeding profusely in the Celtics game. Just like one anon was worried about earlier today.How do I know he has AIDS? He's Payton Pritchard.
>>153899881he's just pale because he's white not AIDS anon
Booker deserves to play on a good team. Can Silver get him on Denver? Maybe have him traded for Christian Braun.
>>153899932Bro literally signed an extension after KD destroyed his team. He doesn't care. He just likes Phoenix and wants to chill there
>>153899377Ok but I’m pretty sure an Australian flag started it itt
>>153899881Wasn’t the aids thing yesterday? I swore that was yesterday but I may be losing my mind
>>153899970He'll never play on an LA team so PHX is the closest he's gonna get, he ain't tryna be far away from his GF
Does anyone else get irrationally angry when their neighbors are making noise
>>153900022Not really but noise cancelling headphones help a lot with that. I can also usually just tune them out after a while if I don't use my headphones. Depends on the type of noise though, what are they doing?
>tragic
Hawks just f'in destroying everyone Atalanta ECFs guaranteed
>>153900022You have to move. There's nothing you can do when you have shitty neighbors.
The Suns being in the playoff hunt with that roster is honestly impressive as hell.
Why did the Suns draft a Sudanese? You never draft Sudanese. You have to go for Bantus.
the hawks beating the shit out of the magic for the culture. Fuck the nba, fuck pearl clutchers, and fuck bane
>>153900489based
Giddey 19th most triple doubles of all time
which team is good in this league?
Remember to reach out if you need help bros.
>>153900650none
Who called next on Ayesha
Why don't KD and Harden have wives
>>153900699brutal
THE JEWS ARE WINNINGTHE JEWS ARE ALSO LOSING
>>153900725why u think i was out in the last 6 mins of the 4th
>>153900606>Jokic 1sth most triple doubles of all time
>>153900699>>153900745I'm pretty sure none of that is true.
>>153900710who wins it all this year?
>>153900794Call up ur boy and tell him I need 30 for the parlay
>>153900793Still Westbrook but soon
My lakies ready to ratio rockets :))
kinda hard to take the Celtics seriously as a contender when they can't even put away the Suns at home
>>153900803I'm texting him right now. Although he might not see it in time.
Kek they got capela on here just for ayton
Kobooker > Tabrick
Peyton watson might end up better than Amen career wise which is crazy for a 2ppg scorer in college. Amen only has brain capacity for running and dunking
If the seattle supersonics and las vegas gamblers join the league, geographically, pels and grizz should move to the east, but i want woofs to move to the east because they don't deserve to suffer in the west
>>153900954Woofs should move east so they can have a natural rivalry with the midwestern teams.
>>153899438If only the Suns had the number 1 pick a couple of years after drafting Booker to pair him with another All-NBA guard. So unlucky
MVPMVPMVP
Is Jaylen Brown winning MVP?
>>153901028Brown is really him
>>153900022I used to live in an absolute shit tier neighborhood in college and and it's weird looking back on it because now with my current intolerance for all forms of noise I'm pretty sure if I still lived there I would end up going to someone's house with a baseball bat and either trashing their stereo or cracking their skull. I actually got in a few confrontations over loud parties back in the day but since I'm bigger than most people when I was full blown rage mode that usually was enough for people not to fuck with me. But that was back in the early 90's when it was mostly white college kids, I'd probably just end up getting shot now because let's just say things have deteriorated since then.Now? My standards have got tighter and I'm at the point where get infuriated by ANYTHING. These one neighbors have an absolute faggot of a landscaper, one of those mexicans who's like a robot on autopilot and doesn't even seem to acknowledge context. He has one of those ancient leaf blowers that you can hear from like 5 blocks away and he seems determined to use it for 4 minutes minimum even if it's June and there's no fucking leaves on the ground. He seems to be blowing it at empty air half the time. I often fantasize about buying some brass knuckles and just sucker-punching him one day to pay him back for all the hours of needless agitation he has inflicted on me. Asshole, there's nothing fucking there. You can stop with the motherfucking leaf blower already.And then there's the fucks with power washers and the barking dogs and of course the breeders with their screeching children and someone doing some seemingly neverending renovation project...I don't like most people at all if I'm being honest desu. Very few people are on my "just shut the fuck up and enjoy the silence" wavelength.
>>153901028>19 free throws>cries about SGAyLol
why do they replays on these garbage ass 15 inch 720 monitors?>>153901038in a righteous world, yes
>>153901033SGA locked it up already. he'll get a few votes though
fuark, just did some mild quick research on the last spurs clippers matchup and unfuarking fortunately i think garlgod is going to get washed by this spurs team! fuark!!!
>Capela vs Not CapelaTime to throw my life savings on Capela rebounds.
>>153901002>Denadre Ayton 7th
>Johnsonville brauts and Dr. Pepper linked upneed it or leave it?
>>153901033Not even the MVP of the game.
>>153901063JB has 100 more drives this season and less free throws from themin general he gets hit more and has way less free throws
Welp, I think we've all seen enough. My Celties are winning it all on the back of Jaylen "Booksnigga" Brown :)
>>153901042this nigga not mentally all there
>>153901119NBA.com categorizes every mildly forward movement with the ball as a drive. Jaylen Brown did not "drive" 1100 times this season.
>>153901028>Most Vaginal Player
Jaylen Brown is HIM and I ain't talking Finnish Metal Bands
Pooper Fagg about to lose to the Pels kwab
why do people hate booker? he's one of the least annoying nba "super"stars even if he's overrated
>>153901165Jaylen Brown mogs this shitter
Your player of the game, Jaylen Brown.
>>153901165Luka destroyed his image
>>153901183My MVP of the 2025-26 season, Jaylen Brown.
My luka>16 pts>0 ftsMost ethical 1Q?
>>153901180well yeah obviously. but he mogs a lot of people, including devin booker's father
>>153901140I've been watching ball and JB 100% drives way more this year than almost any player not named Shai or Deni.And if you do the "LE NBA COUNTS LE ANYTBING AS LE DRIVE" then you have to say the same for every other player.One thing ill say is that Shai is 1000% the infinitely better ball handler, and slips through tight spaces like no other in the league, DG is the closest equivalent but his arms and legs arent as long so he loses the ball more easily.Anyway that fact should mean that SGA can get to the rim easier than JB.That is one thing that would suggest to me that he drives more than JB. Despite the stats.The next thing is that JB forces his way through contact a lot, and while some retard might think intuitively that that should mean more fouls, but that also means a lot more contact is incidental, and despite the fact that this is a league where players constantly offensively foul and its not called. Its like the Dort phenomenon, where yes, hes more physical than most players on defense, but he also ranks top in fouls committed
>>153901042>These one neighbors have an absolute faggot of a landscaper, one of those mexicans who's like a robot on autopilot and doesn't even seem to acknowledge context. He has one of those ancient leaf blowers that you can hear from like 5 blocks away and he seems determined to use it for 4 minutes minimum even if it's June and there's no fucking leaves on the ground. He seems to be blowing it at empty air half the time.If by landscaper you mean lawn mower they have to leaf blow all the debri that flew onto the sidewalk/driveway/road back into the yard they cut it from. You probably can't see the cut grass he's blowing for example but it's there, leafblowers aren't just used for leaves. Idk how you can be approaching your 50's (since you went to college in the early 90's) and not know the various uses and conditions a leafblower will be used for. You don't sound well nigga
>>153901180He belted his grandson booker tonight
Larry bird never had to goon at indiana state pretty healthy sized cock too (my aunt told me).
>>153901103hell i *wish* ayton was capelaterrible hands
>>153901216>One thing ill say is that Shai is 1000% the infinitely better ball handler,Nigga saying infinitly can be multiplicative, you aren't as smart as you think you are and your jumbly incoherent essay takes are always ass. stfu
my clippies on pace to beat the spurs 192-0 :)
>>153900794I mean like 2/3s of that is verified facts
>>153901319
are the lakers allergic to rebounding?
>>153901160you realize they're tanking, right?
This nigga reed legit just holds the ball at the top of the key, doing nothing, as the other rockets also do fucking nothing trying to get open off ball but being stuck to by their defender like glue because nothing else is happening and they have no advantage to work off of (also there isnt that good of an offball player on the rockets)this shit is literally baffling to watch
>>153901200>he mogs a lot of people
The wembust slurping is out of control
Capella is outplaying Ayton lol
>>153901317shieeet you roasted dat dumb ass nigga!
>>153901296I mean Ayton has the physical gifts to be a GOAT. Nigga just has shit for brains. Actual fucking retard. It's like Javale McGee all over again but at least Javale McGee had enough self awareness and come out and say that he doesn't care about being the GOAT or great at basketball and that he just plays to feed his family. Just clocking in and clocking out. I can at least respect. On the other hand, Ayton is a mouthbreathing faggot that is delusional enough to think he's worth a max contract and that everyone should be kissing the ground he walks on. If he just fix his dog shit attitude he might get the touches that he want and even the pay day he wants but if this shit keeps up I see him washing out of the league pretty fast, especially since the shitter can't even space the floor.
>>153901042This guy is based as fuck. Noise makers are cunts
Kenneth Lofton jr finna get into a roster of an expansion team
>>153901445kek
>>153901426Javale was a target of character assassination by Shaw
>>153901238First of all, I used to mow lawns myself as a kid and this idea that there's enough "debris" left after using a lawnmower to necessitate 30+ minutes of using a leaf blower around a tiny ass yard is bullshit. Most of it goes in the mower bag, that's why the bag is there. If there were actual leaves there I could understand but half the year he's just blowing it at pavement. I watch the guy, he goes over everything in triplicate like he's waxing a ballroom floor or something. It is *ridiculously* excessive. Secondly, we have more or less the same size yard and our dude manages to make it look decent without even spending even 1/5 the time this dude takes. Same with the people on the other side. Their dude comes and goes and is thorough but not full blown OCd about it and spends less than half the time this other wackjob does without leaving a mess behind. It's just this one fucking guy who didn't seem to get the memo. And what really grinds my gears is that he doesn't even get anything out of it. It's costing him time and money because if he wasn't such a sperg about it he'd be able to do the job in half the time and go to another job or go home. It's completely irrational and unnecessary and I'm sick of it. .Fuck that guy
>>153901426Capela has narrow shoulders which hurts his ability to BANG down low, even then banging with the bigs in the paint is a mindset. That's compared to someone like Shaq or Jokic who are broad shouldered and can really get the most out of their low post banging. I think it's why Ayton settles for that 10-12 foot floater instead of backing niggas down and BANGING. If he just had a bangers mindset he'd get at least 20 10. Banger mindset with broad shoulders? GOAT shit. But if he isn't going to bang with the boys on the block, he needs to develop a 3pt shot or something.
>>153901487>CapelaI meant Ayton
uhh alienbros??? wya
>>153901487When a guy's banging you...
>>153901436
>>153901436>so fragile he can't tune out a little noiseyikes
>>153901487>Banger mindset
>>153901471yeah u ain't well nigga
>>153901505its over
>>153901516Imma kill you and them loud ass mother fucking barking dogs
>>153901470Nah McGee was definitely retarded as fuck and used to do too much extra shit which turned into some Shaqtin a Fool shit. He was like the Center version of Jordan Poole. When it works out it looks amazing but when it doesn't it looks like some tard wrangler let his kid roam out onto a NBA court. I still do believe that McGee had the athleticism to be great. >>153901487Unfortunately that type of basketball has mostly been phased out. It works in Jokic's case because of how gifted he is in the post and how amazing of a passer he is so even if you double or trap him he's still going to throw a dot. Most centers are nowhere near the level of passer as Jokic. Also Jokic can step out and shoot the ball, he isn't strictly a one dimensional player. He can hit threes. He has a middy, floater, post game, etc. Capela could bang down low all day long and teams won't care because they're only giving up 2 pts anyway.
>>153901042>if I still lived there I would end up going to someone's house with a baseball bat and either trashing their stereo or cracking their skullIn reality though, you'd either get stomped out have shot in your fucking face. But it's 4chan I get it, you want to feel tough and powerful, we'll let you have your tough guy moment.
>>153901569I think there is a certain legal db level someone can make before it's disturbing the peace, if you really do have neighbors with loud ass dogs how bark non stop it may be worth looking up local laws on noise complaints and getting Db level reader to confirm they're regularly over it. I can personally tune noise out but there is a certain line that can be crossed and you do have legal recourse.
DISTURBING THE PEACEEEEELOOK INTO MY EYEESSSS
>>153901582>Capela could bang down low all day long and teams won't care because they're only giving up 2 pts anyway.I meant Ayton not Capela. I think Ayton actually has banger capabilites, Capela does not have banger capabilities even if he has at times displayed something of a banger mindset here and there.
This is gonna be a classic, I can feel it
>>153901639Clippers Spurs? True
If I'm Ayton there hustling to get the offensive board just to have Kennard miss an open 3 on the pass out I'm thinking 'fuck all this hustling shit'.
Hey guys I was promised chicken wings, strippers and ATL culture. Did (((they))) cancel it because they might lose a sponsor or something??
this nigga mathurin makes foul drawing actually seem like an art kek
>>153901611It’s an Eminem song. I do however sometimes think about how crazy it is we as a society puts up with barking dogs, especially the really obnoxious ones. I like dogs, don’t get me wrong. But it’s kinda bullshit everyone has to put up with the badly trained/neurotic ones that just bark nonstop
>>153901516I really do not get why people are nonchalant about noise when if was any other sensory input being inflicted on someone it would be immediately accepted as a dick move. Like, if I grope or shove or tickle somebody who's not into it and keep doing even after it's clear they don't like it I can't just say "bro, just tune it out it's just a little tactile sensation." You would say it was not on;y unacceptable but possibly criminal.When people cook fish in the workplace microwave or have terrible body odor because of bad hygiene we have no problem calling it bad manners or a lack of basic courtesy. If I walked up to stranger and ripped some hideous fart right in their face for no reason then just said "only smellz" and did it over and over again every time I saw them they're not going to shrug it off. They'd think I was an asshole.If I install some 5 gorrilion watt floodlight outside my house so it's like daylight 24/7 and it shone right through my neighbor's blinds and no one could sleep without covering their eyes everyone would think I was a dick.But if you go outside and play shitty music or run heavy equipment in the middle of the day just for recreational purposes or if your kid screams at the top of their lungs like they're being stabbed 50 times a day, you're supposed to just put up with it. Why? Because we're all deaf so it doesn't matter? Because you're more important than everyone else? Fuck yourself. Listen to your shitty rap music on your headphones. Explain to your kid that they don't have to scream when they're talking to someone who's 5 feet away. Use a rake.
>>153901696BAWBs got it cancelled because they're racist and gay
>>153901601I'll bet my life savings that other anon would beat the fuck out of you and use your eyeballs as marbles if he wanted to
send lebron to the retirement home NOW
>>153901720And I bet both of our life savings I'd fucking kill you and him with my bare hands and then fuck your corpses.
send lebron to ayeshas room NOW
It's autism hours in /nba/ land
>>153901708From the first sentence you are already wrong: Someone making noise is not them inflicting it ON YOU, they are just LIVING their LIFE! They aren't thinking about you because they are enjoying themselves and the one life they get. YOU are the one letting it affect YOU! You're acting like someone listening to music in their apartment that you can hear across the hall is somehow a personal attack when in reality they aren't even thinking about your existence. This shows how unwell you are that you would compare someone having friends over and laughing and singing in their apartment as being the same as being punched or stared at. You aren't well, and yeah like that gif indicates you are just a constantly angry, miserable person who's life is so empty and meaningless that you go out of your way to find anything to be upset and angry aboutGo Spurs btw, started off rough but they'll come back and make a game of it.
>>153901743>6'2">220lb>Golden GlovesX
>>153901708Very correct post. I’d elect this guy to my local politics in a heartbeat.
>>153901778>he didn't miss that one MVP! MVP!
>>153901800>Comparing being molested/raped to a neighbor making noise I can hear because I sit alone silent in my house all dayAbsolutely NOT correct post
>>153901767No that anon is absolutely right and you just proved his point. By your logic I can throw a stink bomb on the ground in front of you and shine a super bright light in your eyes. I’m just living my life bro, why are you letting it affect you?
>LeCunt>LeSnail>LeLose>LeFail>LeOld>LeLuka>LeAsterisk>LeBounced>be KD>lose to LeDecision's superteam>maek own superteam>ruin LeFraud's careerkino
>>153901824This nigga is 100 percent a noisy neighbor
>>153901767>Brown hands typed thisThanks for proving certain stereotypes exist for a reason beaner
lmao
>>153901836A stink bomb is a weapon intended to inflict harm on someone, so throwing it in front of me is obviously an attempt to inflict harm on me. This argument would hold up in a court of law and the assailent would be tried and sentenced.Listening to music is a form of passive entertainment and me listening to it alone in my apartment is not a personal, premeditated attack on you whatsover. If it's so loud it becomes excessive you can knock on your neighbors door and ask if they would mind turning it down, but I have lived in a variety of neighborhoods and cities and I can't really think of any time a neighbor was creating excessive noise. For God sake we have anons in here getting angry at lawnmowers and leaf blowers in a neighborhood which are simply men doing their JOB! What next, do you get angry at police and ambulence sirens when they drive by? Insane. Spurs making a game of it
>>153901851I'm just not delicate/fragile and don't let what I can't control arround me affect my life. All you /pol/tards act tough but you're some of the most fragile people imaginableCan the Lakers come back in the 2nd? Looking like the Luka show and no one else is stepping up
>>153901924But it’s not really a bomb. It’s just some fermented foods I keep in a ziplock bag, for reasons. I dropped it on accident, OOPS. Just living my life bro. Also I like to shine bright lights all over the place it’s not TO you, sorry if your eyes just happened to be in the way of my lights. Just living my life. Don’t be such a party pooper bro it doesn’t affect you.
>>153901984If you want to be that pedantic-reductionist about it, literally everything in every concievable context is an attack on someone, somewhere. Using your logic, your reply to me is an attack on me and I sould be able to enact a law and get you arrested for it. Again, you aren't well.Pelicans are dangerous if they were fully healthy all year, Murray has been great and Zion rounding back into form.
anybody else cant boil it all up inside anymore and randomly just scream "KILL THESE REF NIGGAS!!!!" whenever you see a blatantly wrong call, as evidenced by the replay, get called?
ayton clamped by capella
Jabari been cooking ever since the Durant Twitter burner drama where he flamed in in group chats.
>>153901767For one thing, giving no thought whatsoever to other people is the very definition of being a selfish dick so congrats on your lack of self-awareness.And again, we're back to noise somehow being this exempt category where it's somehow okay not to think about blasting everyone with it even when you know you can hear your car stereo form space because you're just LIVING your LIFE! Do you take that approach to everything else?The guy who cuts you off in traffic and nearly causes an accident might not be personally attacking you, they are just LIVING their LIFE! But I bet you get angry if someone does to you.If someone throws a plastic bad with their half-eaten in your yard while walking by because they're done with it, or lets their dog shit on your lawn, they're probably not singling you out personally, they're just not thinking about you at all and are just LIVING their LIFE! But they're still fucking dicks, and they're dicks specifically *because* if they'd thought about it for even half a second they'd realize they were making life worse for whoever was on the other end of that. If you're walking down the street and just trample somebody in front of you because you were looking at your phone it's not a deliberate act of malice and you were just LIVING your LIFE! But you still did something wrong.If your attitude is "I do what I want while ignoring the existence of other people because I don't give a fuck about anybody except myself" that doesn't exactly make you the good guy, anon. But it does seem to be the attitude of the average person. Hence my ever growing misanthropy.
LeGOAT
How did these unwell niggas even find this general? They aren't even talking ball and are writing whole schizo essays
niggas will seek out every and any opportunity to not actually talk about ball smfh nigga
The Spurs have as many offensive rebounds as the Clippers have defensive rebounds.
Ayton is so sorry man
>>153901776>6'4">205lbs>MMA trainedI'd literally kill you and then rape you afterwards.
>>153901957>don't let what I can't control arround me affect my lifeOK lemme rob your stupid ass and see how it doesn't affect you. Retard. I bet you're one of those dumbasses who leaves his dog outside to bark all day. I hate you selfish sacks of shit so much
The rules dont apply to luka for whatever reason
>>153902099loadman gets paid
I’m 5’8” and anyone who plays loud music is a faggot. It’s the same as being an NPC who plays shit out of their phone in public. Literally brain dead behaviorsBut the people complaining about leaf blowers and shit are next level. Ghetto neighborhood as terrible because they are noisy all day and night, but even the neighborhoods with land scrapers and kids quiet down by 8-9. By 10 no one should be making noise in your neighborhood, otherwise I’m sorry to inform you: you live in the ghetto.Anyway Lakers are gonna wake the fuck up and beat the Rockets. OR maybe Sengun needs to sit out until he’s fully healthy; dude has played like dogshit ever since he got his all star.
>>153902107>dumbass thinks he rolled in jew jitsu a few times makes him some pro fighterYou twig boy I'd knock you out in one punch. I have actual fights in front of thousands of people and fought the best of the best. If you actually did fight like your lying ass claims you'd know you aren't on the same level as a pro
>>153901824It's about boundaries, nigger.Forcing someone to feel something they don't want to feel? Most people agree that's wrong and you shouldn't do it.Forcing someone to see something they don't want to see? Most people agree that's wrong and you shouldn't do it.Forcing someone to smell or taste something they don't want to? Most people agree that's wrong and you shouldn't do it.Forcing someone to hear something they don't want to hear? Somehow not a problem at all because your eardrums aren't part of your body or somethingI just don't want shit forced into my head against my will. Fuck me, right? Anyway, expansion is insane in a league where like 30% of the teams are noncompetitive as is. You don't water down shit that's already thin
Oh my fucking God why does this nigga Derrick Jones Jr suck at catching lobs??????
>>153902087
anons last year were shitting on wemby and calling him overrated, where are they now?
Ayton wishes he was Capella now, bitch made nigger.
>>153902144>By 10 no one should be making noise in your neighborhood, otherwise I’m sorry to inform you: you live in the ghetto.Mexicans have only lived in ghetto hood neighborhoods their whole lives so they think that's normal. When they move into better neighborhoods they get uppity and confrontational when all the non-renting neighbors call them out on their bullshit just like >>153901924 this ghetto sack of shit beaner
So it is confirmed they are moving Memphis to Nashville?
>MPJ has been permabenched since bams 83 pt game cause they don't want him beating itFine the nets
>>153902147>all that yapLike I said, I'd fucking kill you faggot and then make love to your corpse aftewards.
>>153902200>playoff series won: 0
>>153902144i've got dual 12" ported subs in my car and listen to really obnoxious drum and bass
Devin Booker and Chris Paul went to an NBA finals with Deandre Ayton as their 3rd best player btw
the east is better than the west
>>153902222>MMGay wannabe jewjitsu crotch sniffer thinks he's some badass because he went to a few classesShit is hilarious. Serious hold-me-back energy here
>>153902224damn I guess Michael Jordan and Kobe and etc. were all busts coming into the league because they didn't win any playoff series immediately. Retard.
Interesting how Vando and Redick don't mix
>>153902200Wemby sure does look great against Kris Dunn, Derrick Jones Jr, and Ben Mathurin gaurding him you're completely right
Wow.
>>153902252are those the frauds carried by pippen, shaw, and refball? what was mjs playoff record before pippen got playing time again?
>>153902007I’m being pedantic because you are. When you make noise you are sending it out into the world, it effects every being capable of detecting it, including every human being(that isn’t deaf). YOU are the fucked up one for thinking no one should give a shit and just let ‘er rip. A normal person with empathy would give thought to the noise they are making and how it might effect other people, just like they should give thought to pointing lights in people’s eyes or smelling up a communal kitchen etc. when they newbies are asking you nicely to stop making so much noise on a work night so they and their kids can sleep, you are the asshole btw. Mr. Living your life and making everyone else’s worse
>>153902207In my experience, they find out real quick and assimilate if they don’t want the cops there every weekend. Usually, not always, but usually they move to the better suburbs because they are trying to get away from all that shit you mentioned. But then I think they have to learn that even a little night time fun is not accepted, even if it’s every once in awhile. If white people want to have fun, we go out of the neighborhood for that. You don’t party in your garage like it’s high school all over again.
>>153902261>completely ignoring all the high profile games he's won this year against the best players in the leaguelike lmfao why do you have such a hate boner, are you just fishing for (you)'s? Just admit he's good lil nigga, or better yet go get laid so you don't shit up the thread with your shitposting stemming from incel frustration>>153902271aight you're definitely just fishing for (you)'s, something tells me you regularly eat curry and have an accent :)
>>153902090I'll admit this is a pet peeve and I have lot of thoughts on the matter so maybe I spilled a little more spaghetti here than I intended to.But in my defense, I don't think Hawks - Magic, Nets - Blazers or Memepiss - Chicago are moving the needle much tonight anyway. The season is looooong, a lot of matchups are terrible, even games that look good turn out to be ass and I'm apparently not the only one who thinks about this shit because I replied to someone else's question and lots of people are replying to me. It's okay to not be 100% laser focused on week 8748750487 of the season when nothing particularly exciting is happening. Or we can talk about Russel Westbrook and Pistol Pete some more, that's always riveting conversation.
>>153902281reddit spacing faggot
Rockets are plain better without shitgoon. If theyhad manleet and adams they would blow out the lakers
>2x the free throwsFrauds
>>153902245Back then he actually tried because he was statpadding for a big checkNow he don give a fuc
I was here for the /nba/ noise wars of 2026
Will Shawn Kemp sell weed inside climate pledge arena during sonics games?
>>153902308Hey man, that shit is a serious issue. It can ruin your whole fucking shit if you have terrible neighbors.
>>153902268The left one is really bad man holy fuck
is LePlayoffexit being carried by Luka again. Luka isn't gonna win you a title, LeAsterisk. You will never be Kobe
>>153902317Just wear ear plugs you cuck
>>153902250>faggot larper still goingAgain, I'd kill you and desecrate your corpse.
There’s only 1 Canadian poster. He pretends to be multiple people and even replies to himself to give the impression it’s multiple people but it’s just 1 Canadian schitzo
>>153902324Post a picture of Luka's ring please
>>153902331Nah, there's like 2/3 of us. There's Curjeet, who might also be MPJeet/Garljeet, and then there's SGAfag/Jokic hater
>>153902317Amen. Trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning? NOPE ghetto Mexican lets their dog out to bark at 730am. Trying to sleep early because you gotta be up at 530am? NOPE ghetto Mexicans have a party on a Thursday night at midnight. Mexicans and Blacks are awful neighbors
>>153902273You're making a lot of assumptions about me and my behaviour. I'm a pretty quiet person and keep to myself. I don't encourage or frankly even condone being loud or a disturbance in public, but I'm not about to get all bent out of shape because the apartment complex next door is having a party, or because the leafblowers are blowing outside, or some guy on the bus is listening to youtube on his phone, or because my roommate is listening to music in their room. I'm not interested in governing strangers behaviour and I do not let it affect my mood, ontological state or focus level. And unlike you, I'm not going to take it as a personal attack on my peace. I don't know what else to say except all this back and forth has proved to me is you are very fragile and delicate and place a lot of your energy and focus into what others are doing around you, and that's really sad to me. And it's even sadder you're making it a race thing when it isn't. Ever been to a trailer park? It's full of extremely loud music and loud drunk white people.And just like that the Lakers blew this game wide open
>>153902330>chihuahua still barking at the pitbull
>>153901042Let me guess one of your parents were over 50 when they had you
>>153902337LeCovid won 3 1/2 titles. That's less than Curry even
>>153902342You should be awake at 5:30 am anyway, rising with the sun and going to bed when it sets.
>>153902341isnt there also a celticfag?
>>153902337Why are you posting a picture of Rondo's ring? LeBum was the bus rider on that shit and not even in the first few rows. Caruso, KCP, Dwight and AD won that shit. LeBum was a net negative
>>153902331rent free>>153902355curry only won 2 rings tho?
>>153902358Yeah the tranny one, you're right
>>153902288
>>153902356>You should be awake at 5:30 am anywayYou telling people to wake up early meanwhile your drunk ass sleeps in til noon to sleep off the alcohol...OK buddy why 5:30am? Just make it 330am. Give me your address and I'll help you get up
>>153902337
>>153902347>faggot larper still whining for my attentionHere's your (You) pussy.
>>153902370>why 5:30am I told you nigga because the sun is rising, the dawning of another glorious day
>>153902360Most points, most assists, most rebounds, finals MVP LeBron James
>>153902344You are speaking to multiple people. I never brought up race. Spoiler- this issue irritates a lot of people
>>153902374>Insecure faggot who paid $1500 to crotch sniff a few times thinks he's some pro fighterKek you can't make this shit up
>>153902370>give me your address and I'll help you get upAll you're going to get is a swift ass kicking from me.
>>153902376>>153902385If you actually woke up early your stupid ass would know the sun doesn't rise at 530am retard. Stop LARPing like >>153902374 this faggot
>>153902383>faggot larper making up even more storiesFascinating. It doesn't change the fact that I'd fucking kill you then make sweet love to your hole.
Reaves tried foulbaiting and got blocked kek
>>153902377>DANNY GREEN SAVE ME AIYEEEEEEEERondo was the real finals MVP
official national basketball league match occuring currently
>we're still getting a first round knockout
Holy flop
Capela vs Kelvin Benjamin at the buffet, who would win this epic matchup? Capela has been putting in the reps
>that’s the second white guy flopping on the ground like he just got shot this half
>>153902342Bro I know. I used to have nigger roommates. You put a few niggers together, they start hootin and hollering. Their voices seem to naturally have louder decibels but they are also prone to getting excited and just fucking shouting. They also like to sit in their cars at 2am and blast their garbage music right outside my window. So glad I moved. Now I live in a quiet place in the middle of a forest and I get perfect sleep
>>153902425They sound based, like they're having fun and expressing themselves. They probably got a lot of pussy too. Meanwhile you're some weirdo sitting alone quietly probably fuming online about how girls don't like you and you're so lonely.
absolute kino 3pt shot while lebron is on the floor holding his face below the basket
>>153902421yeah he used to be skinnier, he's really packed it on
>>153902425>>153902438Kek bodied that freak
it looks like lebron is balding twiceover
>>153902438They sound like ghetto pieces of shit with no job just like you
>>153902438they can have fun and express themselves and get all the std infected pussy they want as long as I dont have to hear them
>>153901103>Capela o7.5 rebs hitJust another reminder that Ayton a bitch made faggot. Thank you based Clint.
epic asss magnet ball
Kaydee...
>>153902469>yeah they're getting pussy b-but it's probably gross std infected pussy!lmao incel cope!!!
WCF preview right here
>>153902438>>153902460naturally, youre gonna find some niggers on /nba/ general
>>153902438>simping for women in 2026>makes a ton of noise and doesn't respect his neighborsThis faggot really is what's wrong with society
>5/16Reaves already in playoff form kek
>>153902481>jerks himself off to bed tonightkek
>>153902469It's funny how they did all that hootin and hollerin and you did absolutely fucking nothing like a BAWB. Nigga just sat there fuming like a pussy while they continued to make noise. You got bitch'd so hard that years later even after moving you still think about all that hootin and hollerin they did while you sat there like a little cuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaVMf25d_UREMEMBER THAT YOU DID NOTHING
>>153902488oh yeah like having sex and meaningful relationships with women is such a bad thing! lol 'simping' nigga you just use that word for anyone who gets pussy that YOU don't and NEVER have had! lol
>>153902500
I like how Ayton chose to ethically score just 1 point so far rather than unethically statpad. The NBA might as well give him the Most Ethical Player award right now.
>>153902497Nah jerking off is a disgusting pathetic habit for incels I don't masturbate and if I do nut it's inside a girl homie
Rockets' perplexing bouts of hustle and lackadaisicalness
>>153902506You're dancing for me lmao look at your body sway in the wind like a fucking puppet
>>153902501>thinks he's gonna not get divorce raped and his kids taken away"There's a sucker born every day"
houston we have a problem
>>153902506GUNGA GINGA GUNGA GINGA
>>153902513>>153902510>>153902501You must be 18 to post here
lottttttt of 3 day bans gonna be handed out from this thread....
>>153902500Actually I knocked on their door loudly pretending to be police and they fucking were terrified, then I laughed in their faces
>>153902525No you didn't faggot lmao nice larp tho
>>153902483Western Cancun Finals
>>153902308I'm honestly glad we had this conversation because at least some people agreed with me. Sometimes I feel like the whole world is crazy except me.And in my concluding remarks I'll just say this: think about which kind of neighborhoods are stereotypically noisy and which ones normally aren't. Who's in the noisy ones? Mexicans illegally subletting, parking their cars on dead lawns, living three people per room. Ghetto blacks on welfare "just chillin" all day. White teenage college students who just got away from their parents and are still in the rebellious attention-seeking "our brains aren't done yet" stage, and tweekers. If you find yourself behaving in a way that associates you with those groups, what the fuck makes you think *you're* doing it right? Being obnoxiously loud is most common among young, dumb or poor people. Not something to be proud of.The play-in game is fucking stupid, does nothing to stop tanking and expands an already bloated playoff field.
Holy kino sequence
>lottttttt of 3 day bans gonna be handed out from this thread....
AR...PLEASE!!
>>153902523
bum bowl
My team is fucking retarded
>>153902385Why would you beat him up. I thought noise didn’t bother you
>>153902501>hood rats rawdogging drunk whores who will become single mothers when their baby daddy abandons them >meaningful relationships with women
>>153902532What being circumcised does to a motherfucker lol KWAB
>rockets 4th quarter offense disappears again
NEW NEW NEW>>153902555>>153902555>>153902555>>153902555>>153902555>>153902555
DOMINAYTON
AYTON NOT GOING TO CHINA YET
>>153902550>>153902550WHy u so racist? I said having sex and being in meaningful relationships, not drunk sluts. You just assume energetic, passionate niggas only have sex with random drunk whores? Actually racist, blacks have just as much standards as anyone else, especially your young, fly niggas.
>>153902222Quads of truth?
>rockets 4th quarter offense
