Tournament leaders edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/5/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>153869882
first for dan rope
>>153894772oh he'll rope alright
>>153894741American Bro, thank you for your kind reply. Please do check out Sumo JAV when you have some free time.
In muddy waters,The rice grows in abundance,While sunflowers die.
>>153894766I just woke up from a coma after july. Kotoshoho is a runner up again? Damn he must have made sanyaku and is a staple there now. Also, why is Aonishiki not there?
>>153894868damn...
>>153894870The image is a joke. the actual top 3 are hoshoryu, onosato and hakunofuji (formerly hakuoho). Aonishiki speedran to yokozuna and retired the very next basho after losing day 1 to Shishi.
>>153894868The rope is untied,And the gate is wide open.Dark spirit enters.
Good range of reactions to that utchari
And Takayasu looked straight up like those demon masks they used to have back in the samurai days, what the hell
Gonoyama is in full train mode this basho. His opponents are getting completely steamrolled. It's nice to see after his last perfomances
>>153894927This man is half-Filipino but also half-demon, I swear.
>>153894935Tenguyasu
kirishima yusho
>>153894939He has beaten exactly 2 rikishi he had a losing record against this basho, that being Kinbozan (2-3) and Ura (2-5). The Shodai matchup was 2-4 and he lost it. Gonoyama is back to his old joi level self and is being fed low level maegashira and faded veterans. He's only slightly overperforming.
Tomorrow's leaders schedule (day 10): Gonoyama - AsakoryuKotoshoho - ShodaiKirishima - TakanoshoHoshoryu - Wakamotoharu
>>153894992asakoryushodaikirishimahosh
>>153895011I'm expecting a henka for the ages.
>>153895066> waka vs hosh> hosh does a slick henka> waka is completely unphased, turns around and suplexes him
Osaka clay is actually cursed, Yoshinofuji slipped too.
>>153895226Skill issue, Kusano would never
>>153895226I think he got rocked by the initial headbutt and was left dizzy. His head gets snapped back really far.
It's easy: I say Kirishima and you guys say YUSHO AND OZEKI
>Makushita notables tl;drYamato might've had the dumbest loss in sumo history today.>Hmm I weigh fucking nothing, what if I gave my opponent free clamp-ACK!!!Cousin struggled to pull off a knee drop but won and is 3-2.Nabatame spent 10 seconds trying to rip Ryuho's head off his shoulders but is now 5-0 and well on his way back to Sekitori for July.Bukhchuluun with a super clean henka is 5-0.Enho got his revenge against Nobehara and is now 4-1. One more win might do it.Okaryu is 5-0 at Ms2 and basically guaranteed promotion to Sekitori.
>>153895258> Nabatame spent 10 seconds trying to rip Ryuho's head off his shouldersThis fucking guy, man.
>>153895258>EnhoIf current trends hold, there will be 4 or 5 guys dropping from Juryo. There are 3 higher ranked makushita that are 3-2 plus Okaryu at 5-0. Depending on how things play out, if he's very unlucky then 5 wins might not even do it.
>>153895279>Yes I want the double nodowa... ICE COLD BUKKAKE STYLE
Bukhchuluun be like>Give me the most generic sounding shikona possible. Wakanofuji? Perfect.
>>153895414we need a fujiwakaoumi
>>153895414dude, 99% of rikishi have a variation of strong/young/big+mountain/sea/dragon+beya suffix/prefix
>>153895467Kogabros... we are the 1%...
>>153895539nah he has the kirakira spelling of futagoy name which is something mountain
>>153894935Put kabuki paint on him and he's E. Honda
>>153895573Elegant.
>>153895876>elegant
I saw a dream couple days back where Aonishiki was being molested by japanese rikishi while he was sleeping in futon. He is literally being raped mentally by the pressure of Japanese evil spirit that is causing him to lose
>>153895971> You’re in a stable walking along near the mattresses when all of the sudden you look down, and you see Aonishiki, that Ukrainian rising star. He’s sleeping. You reach down. You flip him over on his back. The wrestler lays on his back, its belly being molested by Japanese rikishi, in the humid room, snoozing heavily, trying to roll himself away, but he can’t — not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
>>153895258nabatame refusing to go after mawashi, and just doing nodowa with both hands... shows how futagoyama rikishi are bad at yotsu sumo, except roga.
>>153896387>roga>good at yotsu-zumo
>>153896387Lmao just push noob
what did she mean by this?
I thought some gyoji would make a name for themselves, considering their importance. Does actually anybody care about them?
>>153897064I like Narimasa.
>>153897064A good gyoji should remain invisible, because the only time they're noticed is when they make a questionable call.
>>153897064i liked when that one guy got bumped off dohyo
>>153897064Whatching Kank bouts feels like he could 1v2 both the rikishi
>>153897097>>153897144It's cool that they get promoted through the ranks too, I'm reading all day.
>>153896573did she see it? the other guys seem to be laughing too.
>>153897064What do you mean, everybody knows Kimura Shonosuke and Shikimori Inosuke
>>153895890You don't fuck with tradition.
>>153895890A throne fit for a king
Nabatame and Kazuma chads, we keep eating good.>>153894282>>153894311>second week starts>yup it's choking timeMaybe next time then.>>153894388Let's fucking go, get that kachi-koshi!!!!!!!!>>153897064Yes, especially Kank above.
>>153897890Losing to Kirishima and Dan isn't a choke, sorry.
>>153897144Love this guy, if he wrestled he would obliterated his opponents through the raw power of his voice.
>>153897897It does when you're leading the yusho race. When you're winning in sumo, you get fed to the top. If you lose, you've choked.
>>153897931He'll KK and honour his rank.
>3 guys in Makushita at 5-0That means we could have a 6-1Y down there right? So Enho is still in the runnings?!
>>153895467The real chads just use their actual name
>>153897064I like the little loud gyoji. He used to be even louder though.
>>153898708The realest chads are the ones who use their personal name as their shikona, because it means everyone has to be casual when talking to or about them.
Asakoryu > Asashoryu
>>153898757, said an absolute crackhead.
My boy Takanosho is looking pretty good this basho, why do you think he laid down such a poor record last time?
>>153898708Ura is indeed a chad
>>153898796Compare the schedules. He's basically doing last basho in reverse.
>>153897931>When you're winning in sumo, you get fed to the top.le Gonoyama face
>>153898708this but unironically
>>153898898It really does annoy me that they don't give harder matchups by day 10 at the latest for these guys.
>>153897064Konosuke is /fa/ as fuck.
>hoshoryu vs wakamotoharuit's gonna be so fucking funny when hoshitryu falls for the most obvious fucking henka of all time tonight
>>153899039Watch it be the one henka that actually works instead of backfiring.
>>153897064I still miss him: Even got his own ABEMA TV title card
>kinboshi out the ass>SCAMyaku in the mud>cameramen taking the absolute piss 3-zooming on Takayasu's cheeks>two-in-a-row winner shin-ozeki about to get kadobanClown basho?Anyway, anyone else got a giggle from 'Yasu just giving up here?Also, who's that in the box? Looks familiar, but the lack of the knot and the facial hair makes it hard to make out. [spoiler]Big Tit Aoiyama?[/spoiler]
>>153899338Also, those search results ain't helping.
>>153899338Gagamaru.>>153899352kek
>>153895253Will he change his name again?>>153897064Can't make a name for yourself if all of you use the same 4 or so names all the time.>>153898951>debuted May 1981Damn...
>>153899441i could hear his HAKKEYOOOI from my house
Moriurara rises...
Moriurara's Yokozuna run starts NOW.
>>153899770
>>153899441>>153898951WOOO TSUITEWOO tsuitewoo tsuitehella comfy
>Kikuchi losing to a chicken bone twice his age and half his size.
tsumo? but I'm not even tenpai!
based wmh regen yamanobe
Holy heckin' back strength, Batman!
Hoshoryu dies today
>>153900571don't do it asashoryu
Tam O'washi kek whatta bitchTam O'washi sux on them dicks Tam O'washi 2-7 foolTam O'washi go back to sumo schoolTam O'washi dumb old cunt Tam O'washi you suck
Retard.
>>153900571Onosato: on vacationDan: can't even win vs juryo tier shitter>HORSEryu: sry bros, but I still can't yusho
>>153900687shut the fuck up midnight
>>153900712we gonna get kotoshoho yusho part II cause horse is such a stupid KWABAMBOTY idiot
>>153900712It actually is kind of crazy that Hoshoryu has no real competition this basho and is still fucking up. He's been yokozuna for over a year and still hasn't won a single tournament.
>>153900802dude was in a senshuraku showdown vs Zak the 8-7 kang for the yusho and lost. even his own family members shit all over him on public social media
>>153900848>last framea 4 legged beast a damned horse
>>153900848>Zak the 8-7 kangExcept that was before he became that. He won that basho 14-1 and Hoshoryu's runner up was considered yusho equivalent. You're an idiot.
>>153900951>and Hoshoryu's runner up was considered yusho equivalent.KWABAMBimagine finishing 2nd place to the 8-7 kang and having it considered a "yusho equivalent"lmao when your "yusho equivalent" is also equivalent to a 7-8 MKHORSE SHIT RYU is a stupid horse shit faggot bitch lol
>>153899770he looks like the antagonist of a netorare doujin
>>153900860My guy looks like one of these SMASHED and SLAMMED toad pitbulls. Being a bigger frog on the ring than Kotozakura is a feat for sure.
>the Memphis GAY rizzlies
>>153901300Reatrd
Found this pic from last september in my folders
>>153901788What a smack, holy fuck.
>>153901788damn no wonder shishi's ugly, his face got caved in
>>153901832Wrong white guy
>>153901788my nigga 'sho btfo dat cracka ass
takahara threw another yusho
>>153902325well you better catch it
>>153902541I don't think I've seen somebody end up all the way into the boxes before, lol
>>153902578lol
Hard fought win over the tsukedashi for Ikazuchido.
Watching Midnight with no regrets.
>>153903009grim
I enjoy sumo more when Kakuryu is on shinpan duty.
Kaki is fucking dead.
this nigga died
shoulder blades came down with the weight of two men on the tawara, that had to suck complete ass
>Oi blokes, why isn't anyone talking about Kaki's 'historic Onosato-like rise? mfw
>>153903075?
>>153903081it looks like he's been getting fucking dunked lately anon
>>153903081Yes, exactly. That's why.
>>153903095>>153903101The speed of Kaki's rise was top tier, he just hit both his ceiling and apparently floor in this basho.
Tsurugisho intai?
>omg this guy is a super prospect he destroyed like 10 million children and cripples!!!>struggles against competent and motivated opponents in the makushita joiMany such cases! >>153903120It's over at this point.
>>153903120He should. Deserves it.
Tamashoho might even intai at this rate.
Nonsense.
>>153903153Kataonami chanko must be wild.
Real ogre sumo.
>pink zak
stomp em hosh
AND WE'RE LIVE!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAA FIX YOUR SHIT ABEMA
>LIFE IS A TREASURE!!!!Insta mute.Every time.
slapkino
good slappin
thank god this maegashitter is out of the yusho race
Tobizaru is still broke.
Asanoyama hasn't been the same since the demotion. He has an extreme "zero fucks given" aura now that he didn't have back in the day.
sonicbros..
>>153903358He got robbed. Whats wrong with a young 27 year old guy letting loose with some whores even if it was during covid.
>>153903364Poor meat ball
Cavemen, they are mocking our Great Lion on Abema...
it's /ourretard/'s time
>>153903368Agree.
>>153903331I like Chiyoshoma, but it's kind of sad that he's the only Kokonoe sekitori left (and the last active one that was trained by Chiyonofuji himself).
RETARD POWER!!!!!!!!!!!
fuckin hell shishi
>>153903376Kokonoe was running pretty deep in sekitori there for awhile.
sounded like two coconuts knocking together
>>153903368>One month after his suspension was finalized, Asanoyama, his stablemaster and six lower-ranked rikishi in Takasago stable all tested positive for COVID-19.Strange virus, only appearing a month after the fact..No, seriously, this entire meme cough madness still seems so unreal to me. Like a mass brainwashing.
>grappler vs grappler
>>153903397We need a striker v grappler, someone give Tochimaru stem cell treatments for his knees and steroids so he can show them how it's done.
>>153903395>Like a mass brainwashing.(((They're))) going to do it again, too. Except it will be worse.
>>153903408I think echoposting has lost all its point now that america is openly doing epstein's bidding
muffled laughter on abema
>matta'd the henka
Guess he's getting Wakanosho next.
