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>football
60 (SIXTY) YEARS OF HURT
>rugby
23 YEARS OF HURT
>tennis
93 YEARS OF HURT
>cricket
150 YEARS OF HURT

Weakmind?
Weak genetics?

What is it?
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Too busy shagging your mum
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>>153895447
Generations of chads who would have won sports for England were all born in North America or Australia instead and specialized in real sports like baseball, hockey, Aussie rules, etc., not sissy crap like soccer or tennis.
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>>153895477
They should still have enough Norman DNA but still they can't win
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Cricket 150 Years of Hurt? Huh?
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Well they're shit at football. Can't speak for the other sports but english "people" are dysfunctional and dysgenic in general, so what do you expect? Good thing they're being bred out of existence by their Pakistani superiors. At least they'll be good at cricket then.
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it’s never coming home
we are the LEL in engLEL
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM
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>>153895823
* NIGE
ooof
>failed at that as well
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Normans
Celts
Celts
Terrones (kek)
English

Oof gonna say it might be weak genetics
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>>153895500
>ball goes left
>goalie dives right
Why did he do it?
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>>153895860
You see, when you only jump after the ball has left their foot, it is too late to react usually. So what goalies need to do is try to read the movement ahead of the shot. Players however, sometimes try to bait and fake out the goalies. :)
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>>153895915
just stop the ball lmao
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>>153896018
Can't argue with that
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>>153896161
tabla x
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KWAB
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https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/Ydv5VgTFlX
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>>153895915
Why don’t they kick it above the goalie then? In that webm he only covers the lower half of the goal. Kick it on the upper half and it doesn’t matter which way he dives.
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>Football World Cup
Check.
>Rugby Union World Cup
Check.
>Rugby League World Cup
Check.
>Cricket World Cup
Check.
>T20 World Cup
Check.
>Baseball World Cup
Check.

Hmm.
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>>153895447
Eh? That british curse in tennis got broken and they won the cricket world cup. Association Football is worrying though, the world took your sport and made it for themselves lol
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>>153896694
British =/= English

The last time and English "male" won Wimbledon or any tennis major was pre-WW2
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It is of no consequence. It is sport. Frankly it wouldn't be entertaining if there was no surprise.
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>2026 I am forgotten
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>>153895639
we won the cricket world cup in 2019
also
>tf
>tp
don't look up the demographics of your own cities or you'll be in for a shock
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>>153898307
*
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>>153895447
wtf mad lol
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>>153898307
Just banter m8
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>we won the cricket world cup in 2019
The match finished as a draw
There was no winner
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>>153898486
>>153896975
>>153895846
youre not still seething are you jam boy?
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>>153895447
Arrogance. Because of how influential British TV is in here they always see them inflate the English team like they're already bound to win the football tournies without trying.

Euro 2016 England vs Iceland, BBC pundits pre match were already saying they were gonna steam roll Iceland and how "tactically inept" Iceland were. Oh boy they were wrong they lost 2-1
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>>153900278
>lost to literal part-time dentists
Forgot that one fucking hell lmao
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>>153895447
They need to copy USA sports and be the #1 in those in Europe, con a bunch of teams to play against them. Say they tried to be the #1 EFL American Football Team and de facto banned Rugby. Rugby players + some soccer kickers can field a damn good AF team. OK now your league is nobody with black people. So NOT France. Then you win the "Euro championship" versus Denmark.

As an American this is what I would do. Yes its "cheesy" but doing this added immensely to our national pride.

OR think of a way you can make Darts into a worldwide sport and beat everyone in it. Maybe Ultimate Darts where you run and throw?
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>>153900278
>build them up
>knock them down
Public Relations was invented in englandistan it's the fundamental cycle of english media



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