>Saturday 14th March 2026 Burnley 0-0 AFC Bournemouth Sunderland 0-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Arsenal 2-0 Everton Chelsea 0-1 Newcastle United West Ham United 1-1 Manchester City >Sunday 15th March 2026 Crystal Palace 0-0 Leeds United Manchester Dilated 3-1 Aston Villa Nottingham Forest 0-0 Fulham Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur >Monday 16th March 20268pm Brentford v Wolverhampton Wanderers
>>153896398he probably won't, but that goes for every other manager as well
LIVVERSISSY WYA
>>153896409wdym other manager
>>153896420don't know what you don't understand
>>153896454Hey Autistic Norwegian, how's the family?
Arsenal derangement syndrome gets out of hand here.
>>153896460fairly bad I'd say
Will he be sacked if they lose to Galatasaray?
>>153896485>ifWhen*
>>153896477Wtf, what happened?
Arse here. Dont be mean to me
>>153896496people are getting old, people are dying
>>153896507Sorry man, I also kinda meant your wife and kids really, but that sucks.
>>153896523im not who you think i am
>>153896530Oh.... My bad. Anyway, sorry man.
>sissy still trying to deflect from the collapse of his grim little club
So Livramento or TAA for RB for the Int Break, right?
>>153896635Garner.
>>153896640>putting a MC at RBTuchel isn't Slott.
LIVERSISSY MADE ANOTHER THREADBWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Oh.... My bad. Anyway, sorry man.
>>153896536who is this autistic norgay? arse fan?
>>153896713No, a Chelsea fan who pretends to be an Arsenal fan, hence the autism thing. Since somebody said he faking and then he did a post like>I am enlightened because I am autistic, like literally so you don't understand what I doHe was fun. But again, when it got revealed there is an American using a VPN and 190 using a VPN, people aren't sure who old posters are any more.
Liverpool LOST to a championship team
>>153896723kek what a retard. i know there's an fairly autistic arse fan as well, but he might not be very active on spee.
RAWK is where the deep thinkers hang out. Liversimp is an idiot (according to Liverpool customers)
You heard it here first, Chelsea will be getting banned from UEFA competitions after the conclusion of the ongoing season
Does Liversissy know his team is 5 points behind Yanited? Pipe down from down there
>>153896729You think that's bad, Man Utd lost to a League Two team
>>153896788that sounds like hyperbole you'd hear down at the pub
>>153896788Do you think people actually believe this rubbish
>>153896762that CAN'T be true...
>>153896763Someone kicked his nan down the stairs so it'll be a few weeks until she's released from ICU.
>>153896763He wasn't able to collect himself on account of having stitches put in his prostate after the incident with his dad
Is this guy actually okay? ngl it seems like something is wrong with him. He shouldn't have let that goal in either
had a yawn so big at dimeless dave's posts it scared my dog
>>153896866we don’t sign our posts here
>>153896398>Burnley 0-0 AFC Bournemouth>Sunderland 0-1 Brighton & Hove Albion>Arsenal 2-0 Everton>Chelsea 0-1 Newcastle United>West Ham United 1-1 Manchester City>>Sunday 15th March 2026>Crystal Palace 0-0 Leeds United>Manchester Dilated 3-1 Aston Villa>Nottingham Forest 0-0 Fulham>Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham HotspurThat looks quite low scoring wtf
>>153896829What did she do?>>153896833KLENK sounds believable knowing that faggot>>153896898Bodied that freak
BASED GROK STRIKES AGAIN>liverpool fc actually made a complaint about thisSensitive little poofters they are
Are we allowed to mention that Steven Gerrard was a bang average player who couldn't win a single league title yet?
>>153896914>What did she do?Came to collect his things after he was banished due to liverpoo giving spurs points, a lad identified her as his nan and did the needful. She tumbled down the stairs like a ragdoll and she's currently in ICU with tubes up her cunt. Liversissy is too scared to visit her because he thinks he's next (he is).
>>153896930>tumbled down the stairs Bet she was drunk the lazy scouse dosser
>>153896925No sorry mate we have to pretend he was world class despite him costing his team the champions league with his piss poor defending
Just shown my wife the posts about Liversissy being thrown into the streets and now her sides have been Jota'd
Liversissy hiding his gay little head in the mud
just done a massive wirtz on the slot and it fucking stinks
Premier League action tonight lads!>b-but Anon those heckin teams bro.. they suck dude..NOT SO FAST - BOTH teams are far better than Big Six Tottenham Hotspur who BATTERED reigning champions Liverpool FC!
did dimeless dave give up gooning or what? how does he have so much time on his hands now
>>153897188>it stinks Just like liverpools performances
>>153897204True!
I like how he responds to Liversissy like a beaten dog
Szoboszlai joining Real Madrid in the summer
>>153896485Getting beat by any Turkish team at home is sackable yes
Still laugh when I think of that Liverpool/City rivalry where City won every time except that one fake time Liverpool won
>>153897403K E KThey actually had the nerve to call it the "citypool" era
Liversissy's nan is recovering well after one of the lads booted her down the stairs. Due out on Friday. Just in time for another lad to boot her down the stairs all over again.
>>153897429Why isn't Liversissy defending his nan? Little runt
>>153897444>sent her to collect his things after the /epl/ exile>she gets done in>refuses to see her in hospital>refuses to escort her to his car on releaseHe's a cunt mate
>>153896398If Carrick makes 2nd, then give him the job
missus just got home and showed her dave replying to himself all day. She was puzzled and asked if he thinks anyone is fooled by this method, and I told her I think it's something he NEEDS to believe or he might have a breakdown
Arsenal winning the league would say more about the current quality of the league than it would anything to do with Arsenal.
>no, you see, winning something doesn't count - here's why
Liverpool the worst ever reigning champions. Can't beat Wolves nor Spurs (a Spurs without 17 of their starting squad) - two relegation teams. Burnley would probably beat them.
Arsenal would be the FIRST EVER team in English history to win the top league purely because all of the other teams weren't good enough
>>153897450Dirty scouse bastard. Suprised he didn't loot her when she was down.
Liverpool have a scary run-in of Everton, Palace, United then Chelsea coming upThey could actually finish bottom half
Just saw Jason Cundy heading to talkSPORT Towers with an Arne Slot mask tucked under his arm
>>153896925wtf did he not win the league???
>>153897419>the "citypool" era
If you want to be a Liverpool legend you have to leave them at your peak (Suarez, Xabi Alonso) Salah and Van Dijk are currently getting a volume of death threats which would make even Karius feel sorry for them
>>153897581Grim>>153897625Maguire will seal the double>>153897683Afraid not...>>153897691KEKAROO!!
uh oh chelseabros...brentford is 3 points away
We are back
>>153897769Chelsea keep on this path, with Rosenior's genius new marking system, and they'll finish below Fulham becoming the second best team in Fulham in the process
>>153897625Liverpool v Brentford final day all or nothing conference league qualification playoff
>>153896788>You think that's bad, Man Utd lost to a League Two teamCrazy talk
>Davinder got baited into making this thread get usedKWABOTY
>Szoboszlai: "I don’t think it helps us that after 80 mins people start to go home. Everyone is noticing that and when we concede a goal still people are leaving the stadium." Fickle customers. The players hate them!
>>153898028you can try and force this all you want, customers will always be man united fans
>>153898069all sky 6 are customers by definition
>>153898077*God Six
>>153898028
>>153898088>t.
>>153898106fake chartdoesnt show that chant they do at 20 mins for someone who murdered his brother
@153898089>Still posting your pathetic little photoshopped imageYou really REALLY need to get a life mate.
https://www.thisisanfield.com/2016/02/liverpool-owners-change-transforming-fans-into-customers-tagline/ For a pro-Liverpool source
>Posting a link from a website that fell for a photoshopYou really REALLY need to get a life mate.
Fucking Hell Liversissy is throwing a sissy fit
>Get called out for being a gullible tard>M-muh...Muh characters!!! xDYou really REALLY need to get a life mate.
>>153898162Kek he is isnt he
Seen a few rumours online Liverpool aren't getting Xabi Alonso but are getting Stuttgart manager Sebastian HoeneB
>>153898028>>153898089Kek GOTTEM
>>153898242Seen a few rumours online Liverpool aren't getting Champions League but are getting Europa Conference
Spurs fans on suicide watch
I don't know how it wasn't mentioned earlier that Chelsea brought in a former rugby league player as their "cultural architect" (literally what they call him) last month He was the bloke directly responsible for coming up with that ludicrous huddle
Up the wolves
>>153898242They’re getting Alan partridge
Liversissy was reportedly seen selling his arse for liverpool tickets. Away of course, he's never been to Transfield.
>>153898419What a dirty little cretin he is
Brentford slip, a huge win for Chelsea and Liverpool
wonder if O'Hara sorted out a Rosenior mask
>>153898499BIG NIGHT for rent boys
>and you'll never walk alone
Can still easily see Manure tumbling out of the European qualifying places
>>153898593Why should they be expected to support the SLOP that the players are offering up, the worst and most set-piece dependent football in the league
>>153898593Why are liverpool customers so tinpot
Liveesissy donating his nans life savings into liverpoo hoping to help them avoid FFP violations
>>153898593He's lying about not hearing the boos, they were louder than the cringe anthem (stolen from Celtic) they sung at the start of the match
>>153898373That sounds like it's just piss the wolf off
>>153898883He also funded klopps inhaler program
Bruno Fernandes has reached 100 goals and 100 assists at Manchester United in 318 games. For context, it took Lionel Messi 319 games to do the same at Barcelona.
US ownership has to be shipped back to America. Gtfo from our game.
>>153898593>you'll never walk aloneamazing they can still sing this after what they did to karius
>>153899032And Trent
>>153898089The absolute definition of grim little club.
manure customers thinking penandes is better than Lionel Messi lmaoooooo Indians are crazy
Heard that Arsenal have the next James Vaughan. How come they get all the luck?
>>153898950Liversissy just hung himself
>>153900653Liversissy on the rope
fucking hell mantroony has been off the boil all day, is this just because of a thread?
all things considered? fabregas is a better manager than arteta
How did Chelsea not get a points deduction
>>153901642It would be racist to punish a BAME manager for things he did not do. Are you some kind of racist?
Why do you guys always split threads?I don’t know what thread you’re using but this is what I want to say >>153902711
>>153902718Dave gets upsets and lives off of the free (You)s he gets for splitting a thread
>>153897598Absolutely maulding
Lads, did Liversissy actually an hero?
>>153897598Excellent assessment.
>>153898597Explain how.
>Liverpool parade crash victims speak out for the first time - and claim the club failed to support them
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>153901642They self reported the issue and were overly compliant with the investigation
Morning all Spurs are going down
>>153898950Fernandes is genuinely underrated. Can't believe big Jim and the Turbokikes were talking about selling him to Saudi in the summer.
Another day another mantroony midnight melty
>>153898597Kek, desperate plastic bogman. Who replaces them?
>>153898313Nah, they'll have a new manager soon.>cromagnon protohuman related
>>153903518i'd be upset too if my team lost to 10 men twice this season
>>153903544>Nah, they'll have a new manager soon.>>cromagnon protohuman relatedNancy's Willy haha. t. Manchester United customer
Are we AEW or WWE here?
>>153903805Good arguments on both sides However I think WWE gets it due to historical support https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=numTpvJ61JU
>>153903805WWE is never going to be what I wantAEW might
its WWF stupid zoomers
>people started making threads before 500 posts>thread soon started to be split againyou guys are fucking retard for letting this happen
>>153904021Get a life outside of 4chan
Given how many times players have scored 30+ goals a season, it's surprising how no player has ever gotten more than 20 assists in a PL season. KDB appears a bunch of times on this list, but you would have thought he would have been able to get over 20 at least once given how dominant City were in that period.I remember it looked like Ozil would smash this record in 15/16 when he had 16 assists by January, but then Giroud decided he had forgotten how to score and Ozil only got 3 more for the rest of the season.
>>153904050>I remember it looked like Ozil would smash this record in 15/16 when he had 16 assists by January, but then Giroud decided he had forgotten how to score and Ozil only got 3 more for the rest of the season.Well you've hit on the reason there, it is a record that relies on other people. Your striker could stop scoring, but your defenders pick up the slack from set pieces. If you're not taking free/corner kicks then you're no longer assisting.
>>153904050assists are harder to get than goals
>>153904050>open play>7This seasons meta is so depressing
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cn4gk591qkyoGenuinely corrupt league.
Notice how slow /epl/ is when dave isn't samefagging
>>153904527Stay made. Arsenal derangement syndrome.
>>153903805There's some irony in WWF being the best sports entertainment industry during the Attitude™ Era and Vince leaning heavily into the PG Era, or "Cuck" Era, because Vince wanted the shekels. This Era is a precursor to believing all women, diversity, #MeToo, and all of those other Jewish led campaigns to undermine the west. And it was this that brought Vince down.This all obvious fact, but the only debatable part is why Vince did it. Yeah Vince loves his shekels, but he also loves hot women. Do shekels mean more to him than hot women? Doubtful. There's a real chance a Jewish backed mafia, someone like the JDL, threatened Vince to tone it down. He did thinking that would keep him safe. He had no way to know this was the first step of societal erosion and that it would bring about his own downfall.
>>153904557he's reached levels of anger and bitterness i'd previously thought unimaginable, thank God for his debilitating gooning habit providing us this brief (but welcome) respite
>>153903805>>153903977>>153904012>>153904018>>153904597>mandramakys srsly
Liverpool: worst champions ever
>>153904661that would be Tranchester Poonited who finished 7th after their last last league title 13 years ago
>>153904658exactly, if you wanted to see oiled up men in speedos you'd just go back into your bedroom #gottem #'wheels #stilltony
>>153904050*assists
>>153904694any references to your weirdo 4chan dating app conversations go right over my head sorry m8
>>153903010We hope!>>153903466Well, they fail to support the club after the 80th minute. Their best player (Szoboszlai) said so himself.>>153904661True
>>153904527>It is the third time this season Arsenal have wrongly escaped a VAR penalty in a game they have won by one goalIt's just coincidence.
>>153904765Yeah it's just a coincidence that those teams happened to be playing dirty cheating thugs Arsenal at the time
Liversissy has regained some confidence 2 days after his teams embarrassing draw with Championship Spurs.
>so much seething over Arsenal winning the leagueArteta broke you
>>153904765The article says second time
>>153904783Originally it said the third time. I copy and pasted it.
>>153904782after 6 years, 2 billion pound spent and a license to cheat
Next season's title race will lowkirkuenly be Arsenal vs Man United. City and Liverpool have fallen off horribly. Liverpool especially fucked because their best player is going to Real Madrid.
>>153904906Man United just need a midfielder and they could realistically win the league
>>153904780Just in time to get arse raped by galaturks.
only people who have less going on during a weekday than dimeless dave are manure players
Imagine being this weird canadian prick and your whole life is Dave. Grim.
>>153903805OVW
>>153904610AngryBitter Lad
Ok hear me out: szoboszlai to man united
>>153905275More like szoboszlai to right back.
meanwhile mantroony hid for a week and a half when his side bottled and drew 1-1 with wet spam
ready for the remontadas tonight
Comprehensive Sissy Melty.
ready for the week of unlimited premier league humiliation
>HSV want to sign Fabio Vieira permanently. The 20mil buy option proves an obstacle and they want to bring it down below 10mil in talks with Arsenal Vuskovic next
>>153904936Tonali and Anderson nailed on. ABUsissies FUMING.>>153904953Kek true
Liversissy posting all day while everyone else is at work
bruno vs kdb who you taking?
>>153905888bruno since city kdb has had a better team around him
>>153905888KDB since he's the better player. Genuinely couldn't give one jot how many penalties Fernandes scores.
>>153905888Bruno because he doesnt have a super squad and GOAT level manager
Liversissy is rallying the troops with this emotional war cry!Can liverpoo turn it around this season?
Do I cop this shirt for £20 in chazza shop?Tenerife centenary away
>>153906012Yeah go on then
>>153906012If it's in good condition I would. I bought an immaculate Josh Sargent top from that season he was good for £7. I live 250 mile from Norwich so I have no idea how it ended up here.The material seems better than the usual replicas and I honestly thought it was match worn, but it's impossible to tell these days. No mud because of the flash new pitches, even saving money on the letter and numbers by not having them that cute furry type anymore. Although I'm not sure if the Championship ever did those.
Max Dowman is the first player born after ITV closed down Teletext to play in the Champions League
>>153905939Bless him x
>>153906218ay caramba!
hope all english teams get rahted
I see Poop Fraudiolel has thrown Guehi and Semenyo in the bin already
just a reminder that tran u lost to 10 man newcastle and 10 man everton
>Kwabtardo Shitva
just a reminder that sissypool lost to forest, wolves, bournemouth, palace, brentford, city, chelsea aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... tran u.
just a reminder that the last time Turdchester Poonited were in the CL they finished rock bottom of a group that included Galatasaray and Copenhagen
>Bodo Gaped
just a reminder that the liverpoo have played Galatasaray twice this season and been mauled both times.
>>153907906kek that can't be true
>>153907906>seething Liverpool plastic>on Ireland's national day as welllmao how sad can you be
>>153908411it is truein fact, Tranchester Poonited have 1 win in their last 6 games against Turkish opposition
>>153908430Never forget.
>>153908553wirtz will win a ballon d'or at liverpool
>>153908565He gets sold at a loss about half an hour after slot gets sacked (this thursday)
The great comeback will begin tomorrow
>>153906218>has never waited for the page to refresh at full timeWhat a hollow and soulless existence
>>153908565Wirtz can barely win a match at Liverpool
>>153908719Liversissy likes that on his back kek
>>153896904Seethe on
Remember when Rosenoir beat a League 2 side 5-1 with his £2bn squad and everyone was convinced he was the real deal and not the absolute dogshit he really is
>>153909152Liam is not the problem in Chelsea. It's the people around and above him.
>>153908553>"Wirtz is a 22 years old"A 22 years old what? What did he mean by this?
>>153909174Liam, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>153909152You could put prime Ancelotti, Conte, Mourinho, Guardiola, Cruyff or Zidane to manage this Chelsea and none of them could be able to get the 3iq defenders they have to be smarter, thats genetic.If the club wasnt just the toy of a bunch of football-ess Americans who manage it like an NFL team where physical ngubu = win then they would have actual defenders and attackers and not the hot mess they have right there, much less force the managers to play their shitters because they are "marquee signings"
My estimation of the Club World Cup as a trophy just fuckin plummeted
>>153909225Liam has retarded players and retarded owners. He is clowning them himself for the giggles.
Guehi was a good CB in a mid table team, been exposed in CL
>UEFA rigging so Arsenal don't have to play on a plastic pitch
How many penalties will Liverpool get tomorrow?
>>153909412At least 2. But then concede multiple after 70 minutes like usual
>>153909394Bodo cant play well outside their stadium unless the club they play against cant deal with their counter attacks.Inter is made up of a bunch of lethargic grandpas, they got pierced through. Atleti played full-defensive mode and still lost.Sporting actually went for the win and they couldnt deal with it, they also lost against much worse teams on the Europa last season like Tottenham.
>>153909412
>>153909394hogwheels at it again
>>153909440what does that have to do with the rigged handball penalty they gave against Bodo to ensure Arsenal won't have to go to the arctic circle and get hammered?
I blame Enzo for Chelsea getting knocked out
>Chelsea (2.88) 2-8 (2.23) PSG
The absolute state of africa.>Morocco have been declared the winners of the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations after the Confederation of African Football (Caf) overturned the result of their final defeat to Senegal.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ce949glzzglo
Love how Real Madrid slaps Man City and Liverpool silly every single time
>>153904906>Liverpool especially fucked because their best player is going to Real Madrid Could be talking about basically any recent season
Rosenior said he was implementing a new style of pressing, it’s called depressing
>>153909813jesus christ
Great job out there today rolls-een-you-are. Hope tedd bowlee give this man a raise.
>>153909936leave real vardrid to me
I guess it's up to Liverpool to salvage the Premier League's reputation in Europe AGAIN
>>153909966his mum looks great for her age. wholesome x
>>153909943Lol>>153909966Aha u get em Deckers! Xx
For all the abuse they gave and give him Alexander-Arnold was crucial to Liverpool.
>>153910115He was the metaphorical "glue" that held things together if you like
>>153910115Liverpool customers wouldn't know a world class player if they saw one. Trent was bossing that team.
I feel like I'm insane reading people talk about Enzo Fernandez. He's a decent player but nowhere near the top of the list for most important Chelsea players. That lesbian has NEVER lived up to his price tag, all he does is act like a cunt to the referee and other team.And this isn't an endorsement on the "project" or whatever, I just don't understand the way people talk about him. Football fans are so dramatic, especially customers of the "big six"
>>153909978>can't even beat fucking Galatasaraylol, lmao
>>153910285Most people look at the price tag and think that he must be amongst the best in the league due to it Wirtz and Isak, both more expensive, are prime indicators of this
>>153910285professional football watcher here, enzo fernandez is painfully mediocre.he lived off messi's WC and chelshit took the bait, 120m for that player is fucken absurd.divorcing his wife and mother of his kids because he married "young" and wants to live his life tells you all you need to know bout him. not to mention his homosexual facial look.caicedo falls under the same category of just another overpirced rentboy shitter.
>>153910285hes a also a notable racist
>>153910483Funny considering he's a brown spic
Arsenal wonYou lostMost importantly liversissy should kill himself lmaooo
Chelsea got absolutely demolished and have had about as bad a week a football team can have but good luck getting a conversation about them going
Another post-match meltdown from Pep
>>153910642kek, paddy going in full delusional meltdown here
>>153910566Pilkington-esque
man u lost against 10 men
>>153898593He's not wrong.
Whatever happened to gvardiol
>>153911480Turns out he was too fat and talentless
>>153909152>Remember when Rosenoir beat a League 2 side 5-1 with his £2bn squad and everyone was convinced he was the real deal and not the absolute dogshit he really isYeah I do and it was an over the top reactionI remember how Transchester Dilated lost to a League 2 side with their £3bn squad too
>>153911003Liversissy melty spanning multiple thread KEKAROO
remember when poopoopeepee FC with a 4 troonion pound squad lost to a papa johns league 3 side
yeah I can't believe Grimsby beat them KEK
>>153911881He's gone off the deep end. Bless his gay little head x
>>153904906City have fallen off and they're still the only winners in the league. Liverpool replaced their title-winners and Arsenal are too weak-minded to do the job at the end of the season. City will win the League Cup AND the title and Arsenal's collapse will see them end up 5th next season after three years' worth of near-misses catches up with them.
>>153915166there he is. copemeister general
>>153915407Orale Liversissy vato, chupame la polla 'la
afcon not beating the banter tournament allegations
what a pass from foden to eze there today, put it on a plate for him
I’d 8-2 be a Chelsea fan right now desu
>Arsenal>Barcelona>Chelsea
>>153911003that's not me, you've fallen for an ABL ruse again
Good morning Manchester United chads
>>153917016>there is only a singular Irish Liverpool fan on /sp/lol
>>153917027so you'll agree to stop calling me shitizen and hogwheels whoever the fuck that is?
good morning /stillinCL/ chads
remember the chelsea fans that genuinely thought they were the best club in the world for winning a meme preseason cup? now look at them getting battered in an actual competition where PSG played at 100%
>>153917182They had a banner up pre-match saying CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD
Rosenior's results at Chelsea so far:>WCharltonBrentfordPafosPalaceNapoliWest HamWolvesHullVillaWrexham>DLeedsBurnley>LArsenalArsenalArsenalPSGNewcastlePSG
Hi guys. I'm a delegate from /eternalarsenal/. I've been sent to relay a message.Take our clubs name out of your mouth. No English team has the right to speak about arsenal in any regards. You won't criticise, nor praise, the best club in England. You won't regurgitate left wing pundit talking points such as 'corners' or '1-0'. You will from now on stay quiet during any debate about arsenal until another English club shows their worthy.Failure to comply will result in a barrage of salvos aimed directly at your Internet provider range as well as your stadium. We are the mighty Arsenal, and you worship up on the account we're better and we're carrying the flag in Europe.
tran u didn't play in the champions league this season KEK what a finished club
>>153917209Flat track bullies Rosenior could be replaced with any mong playing Football Manager, just puts the best available players in the XI, set-and-forgetThe rare times he does anything remotely approaching tactics he gets DEMOLISHED like playing 3atb last night
Chelsea FC (Football Cheats)
>>153917034ironically you have me confused with someone else entirely>>153917204https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/and%20we're%20live%20dilatedlol>>153917215cringe
>>153917215I can watch this on repeat all day
>>153917215Was a great strike
>>153917215Great goal and great celebration
>>153917215Arseanal has its own dedicated thread on here? THE Arseanal? The Arseanal that hasn't won a single trophy for 6 years despite spending 2 billion pounds? The Arseanal that goes out every weekend to bore and cheat and kick and elbow the opposition until they can no longer prevent the ball bobbling off some shit Arseanal player and into the net so Arseanal win 1-0? Wow
can Liverpool do the impossible and advance tonight?
>>153917215wow what a result from plucky underdogs arsenal against the 6th best team in the 4th best league in europe
Slot will win tonight. That's how he keep his job, by winning once every few weeks
I'd 8-2 be a Chelsea fan this morningI'd also 5-1 on aggregate to be a Man City fan
>>153917337get it out while you can big fella
>>153917342"since current manager took over at club" doing a lot there mate
>>153917342All this graphic shows is that Guardiola, Arteta and Howe have spent a relatively long time at their respective clubs, because they have not been so shit that they've needed to be sacked.
>>153917342This current arsenal are spending money off the back of 20 years of being a selling club. If you calculate the sales compared to the purchases of late, it's really fuck all. They spend 20 years building this squad essentially. Unlike other teams who get a new owner and just start splashing the cash. You're a very short sighted spastic.
>>153917337Salty little potato picker is seething his beloved liverpoo (who he's never watched play) are completely shit.
>>153917431We don't sign our posts here
>>153896398Wait, Chelsea paid HOW much for him?
>>153917444done him
>>153917503
>>153917503>>153917520why is he still even on the books? surely getting busted for roiding is grounds for contract termination
Gotta be the funniest manager of all time. Giving tactical instructions with a note 6 goals down with 5 minutes to go
>>153917538Still not as bad as Amorim playing with a tactics board while he's losing to Grimsby.
He's said the exact same thing 5 years in a row.What he means is that its his dream that we meet his wage demands.
The meltdown that occurs when Arsenal win playing well is even worse than the meltdown that occurs when Arsenal win playing ugly.
>>153917426>spend 20 years building a squad>front 3 is Floperes, Bukrappo and DrossardKWAB
>>153917576You know fuck all about football clearly. Watch last nights match. If you think striker = haaland then you're a fucking retard. Gyokeres is world class in the role he plays. If you can't see it you're a casual.
>>153917580oh it's you
>>153917538Igor Tudor last week saying "calm down" at 4-0 was pretty funny in the Futile At That Point And Purely For Show category as well mind
"Flop of the season" Viktor Gyokeres has as many goals (both in the PL and in all competitions) as "signing of the season" Hugo Ekitike btw.
>>153917590>flop of the seasonYou can make a pretty convincing argument that Gyokeres has underperformed so far considering what Arsenal paid for him but hasn't Isak been considerably worse at a much higher price tag?
>>153917580>Gyokeres is world class in the role he plays.
>>153917590His role is not a pure forward. He contributes far more to the team than almost every other striker in football right now. He suits the play well when arsenal are defensive, often up front isolated to recieve long balls and he fights off 3 players with no support to give the midfield time to push forward. It doesn't always work out well, but that's not the point. The play is broken up and the team can start pressing higher, it's like a reset button. He isn't expected to win the ball everytime, but he wins time regardless what happens which is crucial. He moves into channels well, does a lot of wing play and also finds poacher type scoring chances. He also presses really well at the front which disrupts the opponents and forces mistakes, stops them making key passes from deep.He is the most industrious striker in the prem right now. And he does an exceptional job at it. When they sub him for Hazertz, you see more attacking football because Havertz hasn't got the attributes to do the same job. Add to that, he's one of the prems highest goal scorers right now. Anyone who doesn't understand this doesn't understand football at all. He is world class.>>153917638Retard you mate
>>153917543>Still not as bad as Amorim playing with a tactics board while he's losing to Grimsby.KEKKKKK
>>153917611you mean the guy who had no pre-season, started 6 games and broke his leg (while scoring a goal)?
>>153917641>He is world class.
>>153917611Arsenal paid £55m for Gyokeres, which is still a lot of money to normal people but in the context of modern PL football it's not really much at all for a proven striker. Man Utd have spent £74m on Sesko and £72m on Hojlund, who had far less experience. Liverpool spent £85m on Nunez, £70m on Ekitike and £125m on Isak. Spurs spent £60m on Richarlison and £65m on Solanke.Haaland is a major outlier here, in that he cost £51m on paper and he's infinitely better than everyone I've just mentioned. But it's an open secret that City have paid a lot of money under the table to various parties to facilitate that move.
Reminder.This is a player who's more of a pressing forward/deep lying forward. He isn't a poacher or traditional 9. He has one of the best conversion rates in the league, one of the fewest shots in the top 10. That indicates his role does not get him into goal scoring positions often, yet when he is he's very clinical. Doesn't waste chances. His contribution is immense, and he still gets goals. You can debate on your little feelings and emotions, but pure stats total blows your irrational ignorance out of the water.
>>153917538he was just asking him to write down what he wants from the takeaway later
>>153917644He had no preseason because he decided to go on strike, that's not an excuse. Eze and Guehi didn't have the same problem because they actually stayed professional.
>>153917538My coach when I was 15 used to do this and the retard team mates used to lose the instructions which the opponents picked up and read. Amateur behaviour.
>>153917644hear that lads? he scored a goal WHILE getting injured! what a signing
>Gyokeres is shit>joint 5th goal scorer in the league>arsenal are first by at least 6 points>into the quarter final of the CL>into the EFL cup final>into the FA cup semi finalKinda crazy if their striker is shit and contributes nothing, that they're so successful..? Because playing with 10 men is kinda impossible at this level.
>>153917666where's his club on the table
>>153917666>haaland has more than twice the shots compared to gyokeres>only double the goalsLMAO WASHED. Gyokeres is seriously underrated.
We at /epl/ do not recognise the existence of any of Chelsea's 'successes' past the year of 2002
>>153917684it has nothing to do with gyokeres being shittheir tactics don't focus on feeding him balls
>>153917702Almost as if he contributes way more to the team than people give him credit for? Almost as if comparing him to a traditional number 9 poacher is a foolish move that makes people sound completely retarded? Because my spidey senses are telling me he's likely an extremely industrious forward who play all over the pitch, holds up play for the rest of the team to push forward, harassing the opponents keeper and defence, goes out wide to open space for attacking moves AND then contributes efficiently to getting goals by popping up in key positions at key moments. But yeah, they're right. He's shit because he hasn't got 30 goals.
Babababab
>>153917666Man like GYOK went from 50 goals a season to 11
>>153917700You have to laugh, John Obi Mikel crying about the state of modern football last week then a few days later it comes out he was in that exact team which was riddled with financial doping.
The other thing Gyokeres does is he plays further to the left because he's often marked by 2-3 players, which opens room for saka on the right where he can make runs from near the half way line, often as a 1v1 run. It creates a lot of danger down that side, it's a single simple pass away from a very clear goal scoring opportunity. But it's a shame saka is now shit.>>153917724Yeah you keep focusing on that number you demented casual. His role transcends the traditional number 9.
Chelsea have the most expensive squad in the world, yet their fans have the nerve to suggest that their owners are not giving their managers enough financial backing.
>ummmm actually Arsenal bought the guy who scored 100 goals in the last 2 years to be a shitty hold up man for Bukrappo Sucka and Shartinelli mmmkay?
Proud of myself for not falling for the "Gyokeres isn't shit" bait
>>153917801they've unironically bought into the low wage structure meme and think their owners aren't investing enough
>>153910483stop trying to defend him
>They spend 20 years building this squad essentiallyDo Arsenal fans genuinely believe this? Fucking lol.
>baitZoomer influx has killed this site. Real ones know Gyokeres is elite.
>>153917801Staggering how poorly Chelsea have spent billions of pounds in the last 4 years. All of that for the UEFA Rubbish Bin and the Club Trump """Cup""".
>>153917531His contract doesn't expire until 2030. Todd is waiting for the ban to be over to sell him and recoup something.The best one was still Mutu because of that massive fine or breach of contract or whatever it was where he owned Roman £15m and just never paid him. Roman didn't give a crud because he's a billionaire. Then his assets got frozen and he went doopin mental. Chasing Mutu for that £15m that he couldn't pay.
>>153917832Yes? 20 years of shitter like Sanogo to pay off the enormous stadium fees. That's 20 years of no chance at competing. It was a project that's now complete and they finally have the financial security to actually sign world class players and win leagues and CL's. This is what arsenal was like at Highbury. And now it's back to that level.
>>153917715>Almost as if he contributes way more to the team than people give him credit for? Almost as if comparing him to a traditional number 9 poacher is a foolish move that makes people sound completely retarded? Because my spidey senses are telling me he's likely an extremely industrious forward who play all over the pitch, holds up play for the rest of the team to push forward, harassing the opponents keeper and defence, goes out wide to open space for attacking moves AND then contributes efficiently to getting goals by popping up in key positions at key moments. But yeah, they're right. He's shit because he hasn't got 30 goals.Yeah like Darwizzy
>>153916535>>153917352bit of a reach lads
>Arsenal have been a selling club for 20 years>Record sale is Oxlade-Chamberlain for £35m from 10 years>Before him it was Anelka in the 99/00 seasonArsenal can't even be a proper selling club
This is the real Chelsea.
>>153917715>Almost as if>Almost as if >my spidey senses
>>153917215You’re a tranny but what a goal. Eze is class and so underutilised.
>>153917874>20 years of shitter like Sanogo to pay off the enormous stadium fees.Lol, complete bollocks and the sad thing is you know it's bollocks. You're acting like Arsenal signed players exclusively on frees and loans for those two decades because they had to keep the entirety of transfer money back for the stadium repayments.>20 years of no chance at competingBecause Arsenal fans like yourself and Arsene himself were content with "Top 4 is a trophy" and had no further ambitions. The same Wenger who was forced out because Arsenal couldn't even achieve Top 4 at the end.>they finally have the financial security to actually sign world class players and win leagues and CL's.This is just delusion. I thought Ozil was supposed to do that almost 15 years ago. Same goes for Alexis Sanchez and Aubameyang when they were signed. What about Nicolas Pepe, arguably the worst Arsenal signing ever?>>153917892>5th is Emile Smith Rowe to Fulham for £27mLOL
is man united playing today?
>>153917949They were probably undeservedly given the traditional prime time slot tomorrow that we are all accustomed to
>>153897402Tell that to Scamorim
>>153917937Dumb biased post. Arsenal signed a few 'world class' players who already wanted out of their club as an attempt to scrape by with a shit team. They could never really compete with that team because it was 2 dimensional. A few 'stars' here and there is never going to give success. Now the squad is made up of great players in every position. Rice for 100m was never going to be possible in the past because of their state of finances. Every position has great players. Some were smart signings, others were big number signings. But this squad is far more financially taxing compared to Wenger arsenal because they had a fucking stadium to pay off. The fact that Arteta has had such a big budget and spent it well is clearly because the stadium has been paid off. Wenger was very smart in the market and did the best he could have, except near the end because the whole team needed to be swapped out, which is what Arteta did. Because he had the resources to do it. I don't know what your point is. If you're suggesting the stadium had zero effect on the club through that period, you can disagree but you're still wrong. Wenger getting FA cups during that period was absolutely brilliant given his resources. Now arsenal's investment is paying off, they're able to build the team we see today. It was a great long term strategy that paid off. You can be salty because your team is shit, but that does not change the facts.
>>153917937The weird thing with Arsenal is that Wenger used the same tactic I do with FM. Waiting for the contracts to have 12-6 months left before offering a new one because you want to save as many shekels as you can. The only difference with FM is>Can offer a better wage>Actually win titles and things so they want to stay>They're AIWenger was offering the same wage or at best a 10% raise, they weren't winning anything except the odd FA Cup, and they're real people. Almost all of their really best players left in their peak years (27-31). What made it worse is that because of the contract trick they left for nominal fees because Wenger didn't really have anything to offer. Some of them may have even left on frees.
>>153917935>underutilised.What's his best position? LW? As far as I can tell he's being played mainly in the middle as their sole chance creator.
Wirtz and Isak's fees are never mentioned by the media
>>153917874The only period where Arsenal were hamstrung by stadium debt was 2006-2013. Then from 2013-2018, there was a Mexican standoff between Kroenke and Usmanov at board level and neither one of them wanted to invest in the club until they became the majority owner. It wasn't until Kroenke got full ownership in 2018 that Arsenal actually started spending lots of money, and by that point the entire squad was dogshit so they had to do a complete rebuild from the ground up. This current squad has been 8 years in the making, not 20. There's no need to exaggerate.
>>153917965You're acting like Arsenal had the budget of Barnet in that time frame. They did not. Stop exaggerating and trying to make the achievement look far more impressive than it actually is.
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>>153917209>beating the good guys>letting terrorists winrosenior is a villain>>153917371mobile gaming chad
>>153917989>>153917994Yes there were also the board restrictions. But that is another factor in the project. >left highbury in 2006>went through financial restriction due to new stadium>off the back of that, two owners fought because the club had more significant financial potential>cash injections happened near the end of the decade>the project was to get improve financial stability for years to come and return to the top flight>2025/2026 season they win the premier leagueThat's looking like a bang on 20 year project to me lads. A project isn't over when the first phase is complete. It just paved the way for the second phase. A team doesn't suddenly get investments and become champions, it didn't even happen with city. The way arsenal have done it, again, paves the way for future success because the team is still young and full of potential. The UCL is also part of the project but that's looking very realistic now for the next few years minimum. So really, this was a 20 year project and it's very near completion. Another factor that furthers Arsenal's legitimacy is the fact they don't have arab owners who look at sport as their own little sandpit, building sandcastles out of their diamonds and gold bullions. I'm surprised Arsenal are not held up as the perfect example of a modern successful club because they've done this all off their own back without endlessly cheating FFP or getting unlimited cash injections. Arsenal are the good guys of modern football. But so many football fans in england are racist and we have a diverse fanbase, so we get unfairly dismissed and attacked.
>>153918030what does all that have to do with Arseanal being A SHIT BUNCH OF CHEATING THUGS?
Spurs are safe from relegation now
Thanks to Liverpoo. Useless fucking club
>>153918030Their stadium is already outdated
>>153918039>no valid response>reverts to irrational insultsClockwork. A 'shit bunch of cheating thugs' about to win the premier league with the cleanest disciplinary record? This is too easy.
mad how 20 year project generational talent Mr.Arseanal Starboy Bushitto Shitta has the best holdup man in the world next to him and the best RB in the world behind him but can still only manage 6 goals a year, penalties included
>>153918055>cleanest disciplinary recordBecause they get away with things other clubs don't. Hence cheating.Has aw always been this retarded?
>>153918053Yeah, it is. Already there is very serious consideration of expansion. There's definately an argument that they could have waiting because revenue's increased across the premier league, but the build was relatively cheap and it's been successful regardless. There is an ability to expand so from what I've read, it's inevitable they will in the coming years. It'll be one of the largest in britain. The season ticket waiting list is multi-decade. That's how big we've become.
>>153918030I guess you live your entire life through gross exaggerations. Fuck me what a complete load of bollocks that post is. A legacy club with the longest top flight tenure in football and you're acting like they're Brighton or Brentford punching massively above their weight.
>>153918058>more often than not has 3 defenders assigned to him to stop him cutting in>this creates space and threats elsewhere>still gets crucial match winning goalsYeah he's playing pretty poorly this year for multiple reasons, yet Arsenal are first by at least 6 points, have scored the most goals in the league and conceded the fewest. He also tracks back really well, something brainlets like you love to ignore because it's always only about le goals xDD.
>>153918063I'm not that other guy, I just remember visiting in 2008 and 2009 and being surprised at how unadvanced it all was. The seating was very clean and tidy, of course, as it was still relatively new, but the concourse areas and surrounds were akin to a glorified Reebok Stadium. When you see the new Spurs stadium, it's light years ahead.
>>153918070>more often than not he's shit>creates space and threats elsewhere like Floperes and Shartinelli>still gets crucial goals twice a year when the opposing keeper fumbles the ballYeah he's SHIT
>>153918065Sure, you can disagree. But you're still wrong. What they've achieved is brilliant. It shows brilliant ambition and planning. Many questionable decisions along the way but they're in every single competition, they're going to win the league and they'll win a CL in the coming years, if not this year. To achieve this after almost 20 years gunning for 4th is pretty impressive. The consistency through a period of financial restriction is an achievement in itself. Let alone to come out the other side and complete the objectives set 20 years ago.
>>153918094You're talking complete shite mate, nobody believes a single word you're saying. Again, I reiterate:>you're acting like they're Brighton or Brentford punching massively above their weightThey are not and they haven't been since pre-World War I.
>>153918078Cool, we can agree on that. I'm happy to have educated you on a few topics here, I think it's been very constructive.>>153918076The exterior is horrible but I imagine that will change a lot with the expansion. Maybe we can get a go kart track or laser tag beneath the stadium like tottenham, I'm sure that'll reinforce our reputation as a totally serious football club.
The only proven cheats this season are Chelsea. Charged for self-admitted cheating for which they evaded any proper punishment over but forever they will be CHEATS
>>153918100How would you rank it then? Because I think Liverpool's recent rise (ignoring their total collapse this year) was quite impressive. The had a project and a goal, and they completed it in a reasonable timeframe. But they had the resources at that moment to do that. Arsenal had a project and the time frame was a long one, which to me makes it very impressive because a series of good decisions and extensive planning is what got them to achieve what they did. Limited to a fairly mediocre side, doing the absolute best with the players they had. Many of those players being sold to worse teams in the later years because they were total shit, showing the squad was not good enough but Wenger was an extremely resourceful manager. I think it's sad if you can't see that this feat from the gunners is one to be admired and studied. This should be bringing a lot of teams and fans joy, showing that you can do it against modern, arab teams. That long term projects do work if you're resourceful and ambitious. Maybe it would be more impressive if they just got bought out by arabs and won 15 titles in a row?
>>153918121>>153918055Cheats on and off the field, plus their fans rent access to their anus' for other men's sexual pleasure.
>>153918122>Arsenal had a project and the time frame was a long one, which to me makes it very impressive because a series of good referee decisions and extensive PGMOL planning is what got them to achieve what they didI'd agree
>>153918133I guess that says it all then doesn't it. Facts don't care about your feelings.
>pookeresh is le epic holdup mayne>0 (zero) assists
Give it to Arsenal fans to hype up the most mid ass playersNo wonder Saka is still the "star boy"
>>153918155>I'll act like a doofus on the internet because I have no valid points and I don't know what I'm talking aboutHonestly now, trans poonited or liverpoo fan?
>Arsenal has a 9 point lead because of incompetent refereesYikes
>>153918122>How would you rank it then?Certainly not "20 year project" like you've falsely insisted throughout this discussion. I would say since the full Covid season (20/21) at the very earliest when Odegaard joined. Absolutely not 2006.>Liverpool had the resourcesAnd once again you're trotting out the bollocks that Arsenal didn't have two pennies to rub together in 20 years when every fucker knows they did, but wasted it season after season. Portsmouth, Birmingham, Swansea, Wigan: all with infinitely lesser resources than Arsenal, yet they managed to win trophies when Arsenal didn't. A club of Arsenal's stature going 9 years without ANY trophy was an embarrassment. And to top it all off, they managed to end up as also-rans to Leicester in 2015/16 just as every other Big Six club did that season.>I think it's sad if you can't see that this feat from the gunners is one to be admired and studied. This should be bringing a lot of teams and fans joy, showing that you can do it against modern, arab teams.You have this bizarre assumption that people should automatically support Arsenal winning the title because they are not Manchester City. You conveniently ignore that being a Big Six club (despite your baffling commitment to persisting with the belief that Arsenal are a colossal underdog in that group, which is laughable at best and outright delusional at worst) is why people will dislike them winning anything. And that goes for every single club in that group. You'll never understand this of course because you're a Big Six supporter.
>>153918168do you eat shit while its still piping hot or do you let it cool down?
Arsenal might as well win the title this season but nobody will respect it the same way nobody respects Morocco's AFCON winEasily the worst champion the Prem has had in ages
>>153918233What was the last respected PL title win? Leicester?
>>153918198Made a lot of assumptions there.> I would say since the full Covid season (20/21) at the very earliest when Odegaard joined. Absolutely not 2006.Do you reject the notion that moving to a new stadium did not have financial ramifications for at least a decade? Because the infighting with the owners was part of it. They became far more commercially lucrative after the stadium was built which is a by product to the new stadium. So that is directly related to the project, and is to be expected when major changes happen within a club. Until Kroenke took over, that was still a major hurdle to success. They still won FA cups during that time, with weaker teams than their opponents. I'm sure you won't dispute that, because you will be wrong again.That was clearly the first phase of the project, and then Wenger getting replaced was the second. I count it all as one project because that was the ambition of the club. Move to a bigger stadium and win the premier league and the UCL. Arteta's project is an extension to Arsenal's project. He is part of the project. He has been pivotal and I can see how people don't think it's part of the Emirates project, but they're wrong.> A club of Arsenal's stature going 9 years without ANY trophy was an embarrassmentThis point backs my point though. Look at the team throughout that period. Full of youth players and absolute shitters like Nacho Monreal and Keiran Gibbs. They played young players and brought in barely viable sides for even a mid table team, yet still hit their objectives. It was a terrible team through those years. That is why they won fuck all, because their opponents had far better teams. Why? Because they had massive stadium debt. The fact they scraped through that period with CL football is brilliant work from Wenger. >despite your baffling commitment to persisting with the belief that Arsenal are a colossal underdog in that groupNever said that. They were an underdog through those times however.
Titans like Joel Campbell, Kim Kallstrom, Emmanual Frimpong, Nicholas Bentner were all at the club because they were deemed the best first team candidates? Or could it possibly be they were there because the club couldn't afford serious players at that time? These are players who took arsenal into european football year on year. Whilst the likes of Chelsea were still in a golden age.Yeah... that's impressive.
arsenal and tran u are gay gooners
How were Sporting Lisbon able to overturn a 3 goal deficit but Chelsea or Manchester City weren't?
>>153918312The real question is how did Arteta manage to rally the troops to overturn a hammering from one of the best clubs in the world? Always the same though Arteta never gets the credit he deserves.
>>153918312they were actually only able to overturn 2 goals but then UEFA gave them a rigged handball penalty with 10 minutes remaining, all so Arsenal would be travelling to Lisbon instead of the North Pole
Liversissy has moved his focus to Arsenal customers after getting thoroughly BTFO by United Chads.
>>153918366huh? who are United playing in the CL?
Is liversissy the irish poster?
>>153918312City got the stupidest red card ever thanks to Perez getting the callAny sane referee would've just called offside and made any play after the offside call null and voidIt's like red carding someone for using their hands to position a ball before a free kickChelsea on the other hand stood no chance with their shitty ass team
Sorry mate
>>153918363Haven't Arsenal already played and beaten Bodo recently though?
>>153918387Refs in the CL are dogshit and so are the rules
I don't believe whoever came up with the rules truly meant for them to be broken
I've got new rules I count em (then I don't follow them because I'm a slag and maybe a chav)
>>153896398I love this fucking mick
>>153918274>Nicholas BentnerLord to you
Was Alex Ferguson ever asked in a press conference whether he thought 2 CL titles in 26 years was a disappointment?
>>153918591No because he was a pussy that banned journalists
>>153918511Ok, now This is epic. Take my updoot!
>>153918591The CL wasn't 26 years old by the time he won the second one.
>>153918380Liversissy is a well known homosexual who uses a VPN. His most common flags are Canadian, British, and Irish.
>Either see the reds get knocked out, or win and see >us get anally raped by PSGJust want to end it lads
>>153918780better to lose tonight
>>153896398Why are these Utd "Legends" always so bitter? You'd think with how much they won, they'd be easy-going but they're always moaning and crying every week
>>153918387It was 100% a red card, he moved his arm to block a clear goal. It's on the same tier as Suarez vs Ghana in 2010. Also, no one should be surprised by Vardrid refball at this point after they ruled out Julian Alvarez's penalty because a fiber of his boot touched the ball first.
>>153918825Cant speak for the rest but Keane is always bitter because he left united on terrible terms and is a boyhood spurs fan
>>153918854Keane doesn't support anyone that isn't himself
I learned all I needed to know about Roy Keane from an excerpt from his documentary that was fed into my algorithm
>>153918876£70m on a 31 year old and £475kpw for 4 years well spent!
>>153918876Casemiro reminds me of me in my senior year of college when I needed to get all A's in order to graduate. We gonna act like this brother wasn't completely mid the last 3 years?
so apparently garnacho has more champions league goals this season than Bruno, Casemiro, Cunthair, muhbambas, and seskoffender combined? that can't be right...
>>153918894>Casemiro reminds me of meI'm more of a Ronaldo/Dan Ballard hybrid
>>153918895>so apparently garnacho has more champions league goals this season than Bruno, Casemiro, Cunthair, muhbambas, and seskoffender combined? that can't be right...oh my GOD no way KEKKKKKKKK they fly high once they de-transition
>>153918876Farmers league
>>153918883>£475kpwWhere are you getting that figure from?
>>153918989Bing.com
>>153918883definitely! x
>Andy Carroll has taken over as caretaker manager at National League South club Dagenham & Redbridge.>The former England striker has stepped into the role after manager Lee Bradbury was sacked eight months into the job following the 3-2 win at Farnborough on Tuesday evening.>"We are very grateful to Lee for his focus, professionalism, and commitment during his time at the club," read a club statement.>"Dagenham & Redbridge wish him every success in his future endeavours. Andy Carroll will take the team on an interim basis, and further updates will be communicated in due course.">Carroll, 37, who has been sidelined since December through injury, is a shareholder as well as a player with the mid-table Daggers.>He will face a two-day trial in January 2027 after denying breaching a non-molestation order by repeatedly calling his ex-wife.>His appointment follows the arrival of YouTuber KSI, who joined the club as a shareholder and strategic partner this month, declaring his aim to take the club to the Premier League, external.lol
>>153918876I mean you're playing one game a week, it isn't particularly hard to play your best when you're against Wolves, Burnley and Leeds instead of PSG, Bayern, Inter, Barca, Madrid etc.
newcastle winliverpool losespurs win (but go out)
>>153919120>newcastle win>liverpool lose>spurs win (but go out)complete opposite for menewcastle loseliverpool winspurs lose (but go through)
>>153919090>YouTuber KSIHe COOKED Expression's last game against Atletico. Be funny if Spurs get raped again and he does it again.But Spurs looked good against Liverpool so I can't see them getting battered.
>>153918876yet if you listened to the ABL media only 3 of those players are having a crap season
>>153919206kek very epicnow what is expressions oozing doing?
>>153919105He's a 40 year old defensive midfielder. That's 100% impressive.
Liverzester Dilated
>>153918876The revisionism around Casemiro is wild. His transfer fee was £60m + £10m in addons, his wages work out to £18m every year for 4 years, and he will leave for nothing when his contract expires in the summer. So Man Utd have spent around £140m total on this guy, his performances over the years have been hit-and-miss and he's hardly managed to help Man Utd achieve their main objectives (winning the PL/CL, or even just challenging for it). He has objectively been a bad signing, and Man Utd would have been much better off spending that money elsewhere in the squad.
>>153919253Jordan Henderson is a 40 year old defensive midfielder but you won't hear the media mention that
>>153919294Has Jordan Henderson scored more goals than Casemiro?
>>153919317I just checked and it appears Henderson plays for Bentford
>poocastle
>>153919361Is he still being called up for England actually? I remember that being a thing.
Arsenal would never had made that defensive mistake.
>>153919427Apparently he does card tricks in the dressing room
>>153919434Arseanal make defensive howlers all the time and get bailed out by David Raya
>>153919469I can't tell if you're being serious or not
>>153919507You live in a world of make belief liversissy my young child. As if you don't even watch arsenal games.
>VARCAlol
I think Hall is /are/ new LB EnGODS.
Any thoughts on that mistake liversissy? Would arsenal do something as ridiculous as that?
>POOcastle defendingwhat is the point.
>>153919539He's great for morale. Washes Kane's back in the shower.
>poocastle getting beaten in the poo camp
Any update on the Liversissy's nan situation?
>FarcaLmaooooooooooooo
>>153919625Kek, I see
Man-coony
If a foul happens on the edge of the box and the ref doesn't spot it and the ball goes out for a throw for the team that made the foul but there's a VAR check and it says it's a foul but outside the box so not a penalty, can the ref give the free kick or do they have to continue with the throw?
>>153919957YES
>>153919968Thanks. I was wondering cause usually VAR can only intervene in certain situations and I didn't know if the ref can change his mind based on information from VAR but play had gone on.
>>153919957>>153919968>>153920029>can the ref give the free kick or do they have to continue with the throw?>YES>Thanks
Newcastle have no business being in the Champions League lets be honest.
>>153919053Nuñez needed more time
>>153920391>how dare a non-Slop Six club get into the CL!!!!!!!!!!
>>153920391They've objectively put up more of a fight than any English team other than Arsenal.
how do you say "it's over" in that stupid fucking accent?
>>153920422he's just concerned about the coefficient
>>153920492it's dun la
>5-2there's that scoreline again
>>153920492IT'S URRRRRVAH
Would Arsenal be losing 6-2 to barca in the poo camp?
6-2 jesus
>>153920814>>153920814>>153920814Rest in piss Geordie Bastard
>Poocastle
Next season washed up Poop, Man United, and Aston Villa/Liverpool will drag the coefficient even more down
>russell martin's newcastle united
Would Arsenal be losing 7-2 to barca in the poo camp?
why did they let so many premier league shitters in this is embarrassing. don't worry lads we'll show you how it's done
Stop, they're already dead
this general's reputation is now dependent on arsenal
Newcastle beat trans poonited 1-0 with 10 men remember
>>153920845Im still going to cope by saying bayern psg and barca can play weak teams against their crappy league rivals and rest players for CL
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