>Lap:#8388>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153882510>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq (embed)>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Cheatcedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Cheatcedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:Sir Max Goatstappen says these mickey mouse rules are trash and he is so damn right#mercedescheats#mcpedocheatsDogshit goatfucker GPs cancelled. THANK GODcheatlaren suffers double DNF on sunday because they tried to cheat too hardynr mickey mouse nowins """title""" defense talks LOLpoois washedmilton finally gets a podium with ferrari after like 500 races
>new season is horsecrap again
these motors are SHIT
Honestly? I hate F1. I've been watching Indy and it's been worlds better. F1 is dead. Bury it.
gimi
alonso sub negative pole
migu
>>153896787Still endlessly seething i see>>153896804Migu
>>153896793hi
F1 won an Oscar before Oscar won F1
>>153896989
>>153896793TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153896994I look like himI act like himI wish I had a girlfriend, God I'm so lonely
>>153897028edd has a wife, has regular sex with her and gets paid to talk and write shitposts about f1you are not alike
>>153897048>edd has a wifelast time this was brought up, didn't it turn out that they're divorced?
>>153897083they can't divorce because his finger has grown around the ring and can't be removed
ynr george russell...
ok since qualifying pace literally does not matter since if you have a faster car you pass the person in front of you for free going 50 km/hr faster, what are considerations for increasing race pace while ignoring impact to qualifying speed since you can pass any car with the pass button
>>153897138Extend the distance between grid rows by 50 meters.
>>153897138Remove button
>>153896787>previous thread:>>153888376
>>153897138the "button" is helping the shitter teams more. the only reason merc has more pace in quali and race is because they regenerate more efficiently but they can't do that if their drivers are manually using the button since it throws the optimal deployment plan out of the window but they also can't just drive in dirty air either so it's matter of racing IQ or sufficient tyre delta to get past and with sufficient enough battery.
>>153896787>Previous thread:wrong>/f1/ Essentials:(embed)you need to calm down when you bakealso don't use troll pictures it's annoying
>>153897138building an illegal engine with the fia approval
>>153897192>the only reason merc has more pace in quali and race is because they regenerate more efficiently but they can't do that if their drivers are manually using the button since it throws the optimal deployment plan out of the windowgod modern f1 is so fucking lame
>>153897214what did she/he mean by this?
>>153897212in boomerslop eras that advantage would be non negotiable, and merc would just drive away without giving a fuck, but now they can't do that.
I just read on the news site of our national broadcaster that F1 cars are now hybrid, can only be run on some kind of potato juice and have a fucking electric boost mode. Had to come make a post here in /sp/, since I always see your gay general around whenever I visit during the Olympics and other big events.
It sounds like the the Red Bull has more problems than just the new PU/regs but I think the biggest thing for Max right now is that you can't push these cars to the limit anymore because the fucking engine shuts off if you do. Max is as fast as he is because his driving style favors wringing the everloving shit out of the car and driving it on the ragged edge.
>>153897227>now they can't do that.weird, I could have sworn the last 2 races features the mercs driving away without giving a fuck, but maybe i made up that 25 sec gap
pozfags think vips got fired for saying the n wordhe actually got fired for not being paki enough
>>153897237they were hybrid since 2014 and had push to overtake button since 2008, but now it's just more pronounced>>153897248i, too, drone off 5min into the race and forget what happened
>>153897206Sure janny, sorry janny
>>153897237>now
>>153897256>i, too, drone off 5min into the race and forget what happenedMercedes scored 98 points in two first Grand Prix, thats what happened.
>>153897214that's me
I don't understand how teams... just... remain in midfield. They use the same engines, have the same budgets, and just as capable drivers. There's got to be a reason why they just stay as midfield teams. Would love opinions on this.
>>153897256>i, too, drone off 5min into the race and forget what happeneddw anon, i got you, here's a rundown of what happened after the first 5 minutes of the race: the merc drove away without giving a fuck
>>153897291literally proving my point btw
>>153897254is arvid paki enough for the current grid?
>>153897305he's 0% paki
>>153897247That's the biggest problem of these regs. Quali is absolute semen slurping and of course Hadjar is close when you literally can't push the car. Same thing for Kwabmilton who gets saved against Leclerc
>>153897308even compared to migg?
haha vroom vroom
>>153897285I was reading this article and basically I think it's because they're shit
>>153897214Check colapatwt, is filled with asian girls thirsting hard for him
>>153897305he's 0% paki hes 100% aryan you bloody motherchod bloody saar rape you tomorrow
>>153897343you're cut, bro
>>153897302We have only got some fights between Merc and Ferrari because Antonelli is inexperienced and wheel to wheel combat is not Russell's strength
uh oh the jamboy is thinking about my dick again
>>153897360uh oh, you're cut
>>153897361its fine, bro, i forgive you. *kisses you*
>>153897354and how much wheel to wheel do you reckon would you have in a boomerslop era race where cars can't pass unless they have 3+sec lap advantage>wheel combat is not Russell's strengthwhy wouldn't it be? he drove the start of his career in a midfield shitbox.
the red bull is FAThttps://x.com/StormyMv33/status/2033618971417854267
>>153897371don't talk shit without a real dick
>>153897389you tell them jamboy!
>>153897386>alben>little sain>stor>aokang
https://vocaroo.com/1npRkD8pL4ww
>>153897401you shouldn't have admitted you were cut, bro
>>153897386Actually makes their performance so far (non-retirements) somewhat more impressive if true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCG3dZ272ZgMickey Mouse SportMickey Mouse RacingMickey Mouse Regs
you JUST know torger systematically and mercilessly PLUNDERED kimi’s tight twink bussy to celebrate his maiden victory
>>153897422pozzed?
>>153897386No fat shaming bro
>>153897407tru
>>153897407it's amazing that the nation that once produced picrel now puts out people that shit on the street and shit up online discourse by yelling about pakis and their dickshas there been a bigger fall from grace?
>he'll never experience a real orgasm>he'll never have sex without causing discomfort to the girljust get a new flag, bro
>decide to give the serb vpnshitter a chance>he's still defending cutfags and abduls
>>153897441you are giving ancient jeets way too much credit imo
>qualified 0.1sec off max>finished 8th in a shitbox after a recovery drive>make a characteristic rookie mistake in the same corner that nearly caught out max as well>#19
>>153897455you say that like you've ever had sex with anyone (no, rape does not count)
>>153897493I'd put him 22nd for being 100% paki
>>153897493love are edd but he was so high on fat with those rankings that im starting to doubt him
Bloody hell, they might as well make F2 the titular event with the way things are going.Cannot believe how huge of a fuck up this regs turned out to be. Well, I can, but the reactions have been incredibly discouraging because 'people' have seemingly really taken a liking to this slop, so there's no way LM is going to feel obligated to course correct.Max's assertion of the racing as something resembling Mario Kart is completely correct. DRS was already an abomination we unfortunately had to live with, but this is far worse---no contest. Everything seems to be tailored to create highlight reels-material to post on TikTok and Insta, and to please the DTS crowd (reddit is eating it up as well, if any of you care), who seemingly don't care about how manufactured the whole thing is as long as they get surface-level excitement.Also, the fake cheers and crowd noises are becoming increasingly blatant and careless. Like they don't even care anymore.
>Edd talk itt>jewtube starts recommending me absurd, Edd approved british breakfast videosdoing wonders for my budding schizophreniahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LCUrgj_sOpE
>>153897530quit watching. the faster we get rid of boomersloppers the better.
>>153897530This is absolute the best way to describe what they're turning this fucking sport into: >>153897417
>>153897285Often shit aero and chassis, combined with shit development after they get the engine.
>>153897540That looks disgusting, I want it
>>153897540>only $16absolute bargain
>>153897540how do you eat that tho
>>153897417>mfw a mercedes blows by me for no discernible reason
>>153896793SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153897566you need a mouth like marta garcia's
No need to ask.
>>153897530>reddit is eating it up as well, if any of you careI don't but thanks for the heads upIt's maddening how they were so close to getting it right (lighter chassis, less aero means better racing usually), but then absolutely bottled it with that nonsensical 50/50 power split meme they stuck to for some godforsaken reason
>>153897540The (excessive) amount of food is one thing, but why chose to cram all of that into a sandwhich?It's not like he's a construction worker in a rush on the way to his worksite or something.>cannot eat it because of the black puddingBloody poofter.
>>153897048imagine being pinned down by Edd
>>153897587
deadbull confirmed as a fat pig
>>153897629rbr built a lardarse of a car and even hadyar qualified near the front. what's willy's excuse?
Fuck me thats certainly a line up
>>153897597>lighter chassis, less aero means better racing usuallythe racing would have been horrible most likely since they got rid of ground effect, meaning most of the aero would come from the elements that generate the most amount of dirty air. going slow in corners is what enables the ability to follow close, which wouldn't happen with the idea of 2026 racing you think is good for racing.>nonsensical 50/50 power splitit's the only way to generate interesting racing. a car in the dirty air must have an artificial advantage because the natural disadvantage of following in dirty air cannot be turned off unless racing in the vacuum of space. a driver commanded extra power independent of any FIA control is the best way to do this.
>>153897629too late anon >>153897386i'm afraid you have to commit sudoku now
>>153897641>Juju mentioned
>>153897641Absolute state ofAlso :< racing
>>153897380>only overtakes count as wheel to wheelLeclerc could defend against a faster car and Russell couldn't just breeze past. See COTA last year for example>why wouldn't it be? he drove the start of his career in a midfield shitbox.His strength is quali pace and consistency. Of course he is better than most midfielders at wheel to wheel but not on Leclerc's or Verstappen's level
>>153897641when is this? the potential KWABKINO is over the charts
>>153897641>ds automobiles penskerosneft sponsorship incoming?juju looks more feminine there>another aronhugh barter doesn't look like a real person
>>153897493driver rankings feel completely useless at this point with the field spread and so many technical issues
>>153897694>>hugh barter doesn't look like a real person
>>153897693Its a test FE makes the team do where they have to field """rookies""", basically just a day long practice session
>>153897649>going slow in corners is what enables the ability to follow closehence the less aero, lighter chassis (= more mechanical grip) >>153897649>it's the only way to generate interesting racingis completely dogging the cars abilities to complete half a lap flat out really the only way to achieve this?>a car in the dirty air must have an artificial advantagedrs was kinda gay but did this. the current overtake mode is the same but you get a power advantage instead of aero advantage. p2p available for both attacker and defender also works decently in indy (admittedly because dirty air is less of an issue so the guy behind is less at a disadvantage)>driver commanded extra power independent of any FIA control is the best way to do this.again, overtake mode is fine. the fact that it just makes you run out of energy earlier isn'talso the regen itself isn't really driver controlled since any strategy other than maximal regen will hurt you as the cars are constantly energy starvedd
>>153897641Vershoor looks like farage
>>153897641Whats unc doing?
>The Red Bull is 20 kg heavier compared to the Alpine and 19 kg heavier compared to the McLaren. The Red Bull currently weighs 798.5 kg (Excluding fuel) (minimum driver weight 82 kg)
>>153897641>Bustamante>NodaHow do these whore keep failing upwards?I see a few (male) washouts here but you can at least argue that they've done something in the past that would merit being given a chance again. But what the fuck have these two done?At least Pulling has had a few good results in the British feeder formulas, but that hardly seems like the kind of thing that spells single-seater star-in-the-making.Lloyd is a non-entity.
>>153897641pourchaire bros, are we finally going to find a series we can spend more than 3 races in?
>>153897587>>153897613I love her mouth
>>153897641Slater is the only one here with any meaningful future
>>153897493This is lower than Linblad who spun out in both races and scored no points
>>153897719i hope future me doesn't forget to watch. dude is a fucking retard
>>153897493yeah but he's fr*nch
>>153897680if using 2025 COTA as a data point then i'll point out hamilton finished p4 behind lec, and rus in p5 so clearly the car was better than merc >>153897730>hence the less aeroit would have been marginally less aero, but massively increased wake. ground effect doesn't create nearly as much dirty air as bodywork/wings aero. it's why 2022 regs were initially "good for racing": >is completely dogging the cars abilities to complete half a lap flat out really the only way to achieve this?it was already happening in 2025 with tyres falling off toward the end of a hotlap. i'd rather have less deployment available in a quali session so drivers could just drive "normally" but that's going to lead to cars being slower and complaints.>drs was kinda gay but did this. the current overtake mode is the same but you get a power advantage instead of aero advantage.both drivers have the button, but "overtake" ie. being within 1sec at the detection point means you get 10% more energy recovery per lap so you can get an artificial boost which is active throughout the lap instead of just the DRS zones. ideally tho you have more powerful ICE and a little less power from the mguk so you still get the artificial boost to compensate for dirty air but alas
>>153897285wrong betslack of experienceno talentteam is just full of jobbers, no passionno leadership
>>153897641>>153897758can Pourchaire redeem himself?getting shit on by Noda is a bad look
>>153897767he's more paki than lindblad
>>153897386isn't that 4-5 tenths by itself?
>>153897764The main LatAm commentator was being such a fucking twat towards him during the AUS weekend for no real reason by negatively comparing him to Ugochukwu---nevermind that the latter has had a full season of F3 racing under his belt compared to Slater.
gf got her visa for our cruise :)
>>153897641i remember kvyat fondly just because he told vettel to cry about it when he started kvetching about a honest racing incident.if only he wasnt a terminal shitter, would have been an interesting guy to have in the mix.
>replaces your favorite driver>heh nothing personnel, fleshie
>Paki this>Pajeet that>Sirs that Mindbroken general. This is /f1/ not /pol/
>>153889873in the last shot of the speedometer it should be going down again.
>>153897792>it's why 2022 regs were initially "good for racing"ground effect feels like it was a good idea on paper but i'm not sure it was an improvement in the long run. 2022 was good, but as soon as the teams figured out how it works and started minmaxing, it wasn't much better than earlier regs>ideally tho you have more powerful ICE and a little less power from the mgukyeah that was my point, 50/50 is stupid. the rest is actually fine
>>153897864nascar did it first, 25 years ago
>>153897162He hasn't driven for over more than a decade
>>153897792I meant Leclerc defending against Norris, inferior wheel to wheel driver in a faster car. That was better fighting than anything this year
>>153897843Thats lame, thought only British comenetators were twats like that.
>>153897493He did him dirty in Australia as well.
>>153897875I think he was doing the interviews in Australia though
>>153897870where do you fall on the paki spectrum, bro
>>153896793That's not sweat its CUM!
>>153897641wait formula meme actually did the one thing that could save them (add womyn)?holy shit
>>153897641abbi "hagrid" pulling
>>153897873>50/50 is stupid. the rest is actually fineits hard to say without a crystal ball but its possible that without the 350kw of deployment the cars won't accelerate fast enough to make a difference, so it just becomes defacto DRS that drivers activate on the longest straight possible.i very much believe the best aspect of the battery racing is that you can force the driver you're racing into using their battery inoptimally by just getting ahead of them outside the straight sections which bites into their overall laptime. sure they'll re-pass you on the straight but then you'll have overtake mode again for the next lap and you can keep trolling them and yourself but hypothetically you have tools to interact with the faster car even if they happen to jump you. i guess it's not real racing but it's more fun to watch than cars following each other at 2sec intervals after the first couple laps.
the regs are going more mickey mouse so they can eventually push women drivers into f1 when driver skill has been completely erased
>>153897864AI and robots are dimeless. People will take a look but nobody will watch. No emotions, no gossip, no feelings.
>>153897798>Ben BarnicoatGood job, J. K. Rowling
>>153897641>here's the rookie with three formula one podiums I was telling you about, let's see if he has what it takes
>>153897386perez lost a lost of weight, last season he looked hugeeee
>>153897545imagine spamming ”boomerslop” because you think it’s funny and/or clever
>>153897952the problem is the interaction feels very monotone, to me at leastbecause the battery charge seems to always be the limiting factor with these new regs, both cars have to drive the same way to always get as much energy. they have the battery full at different parts of the lap, but it feels like they are each just going around trying to manage the energy as best as possible and just happen to be on the same circuit by accidentbraking is where overtakes happen, but because the braking zone is now more of a clipping/harvesting zone, battery diff at the start of the straight is where the "action" happens, and it feels fake because one driver just has more power for no obvious reason
DAS RITEF1 IS BACK
>>153896787>it isn't an argie threadOh thank the gods
these regs are not that terrible, notice how cars now can follow each other without overheating after 5 sec and 'dirty air' seems to be gonefirst wet race will be kino for surei cannot wait for massive spins and crashes on start
>>153898070it would be much more intuitive if we had actual graphs for battery SoC and active overtake mode, since that's what you really need to be looking out for anyway instead of just the raw position on track. problem is that if you force teams to reveal that it takes the mindgames out of the equation which though we haven't seen yet could be interesting. like if you expected the car behind to push their button but they didn't and you did in anticipation what changes, etc
how the fuck do people conclude that dirty air is gone?? there hasn't been a chance to see dirty air in action because the cars have totally different power outputs all the time.>wow, the car behind can follow the car in front now!!!yeah.... both cars are only doing relaxed cruising speeds compared to previous seasons, and the one in front has an empty battery.
>>153898114Bossberg the GOAT killer
>>153897641>jujuRETURN OF THE QUEEN
Mclel Collab with Fortnite to attract EVEN MORE cancerous zoomers into this >sport
>>153898114
>>153897641Juju aged like MILK
>>153898132>that dirty air is goneground effect is gone, they have flat floors now, way less aero
>>153898132but I heard the fans love these new regs
>>153898188whyd he stop after only 11 years
>>153898194
>>153898114Rosberg really was a decent driver, even though Schumi obviously wasn't anywhere near his peak at that point and would have mogged Rosberg in "his" era. It's actually the most positive thing I can say about Hamilton as well, since Hamilton was overall better than Rosberg
Japan next Why have (You) attended the Japanese GP, or even visited Japan at all?
>>153898198lmao i hadn't seen that before
>>153898170not sure if trolling or just an idiot...
>>153898200that pretty lady is making my pants feel tighter...
NARB knows Toto doesn't want his used up old bussy and has fresh bussy
>>153898188
>>153898200shes so hot but (I) have
>>153898222checked
>>153898200ynr japanon leaving the track and missing the WDC being decided... kek
>>153898200too farfull of weebsi don't speak chinese
>>153897641R. JUJU
>>153897641Holy shit I wonder if Juju is going to end Poochair's series career AGAIN
>>153898232classic KWAB moment
had ramen today lads. f1 related since japan is next
>>153898194he shidded
>>153898222The first and only time Hakkinen bested Senna in qualifying (4 hundredths). Then Senna gaped him by 7 tenths.
DUDE did someone just say J A P A N!!!????
ANIKI did someone just 言う N I P P O N
>>153898339and now miga is gapping senna by 32 years and counting
japan next
>>153898388Not very sanitary
>>153898388
>>153898362hank schrader is doing car racing now?
>>153898339He's still alive tho
>>153898429that's the guy from shark tank
>>153898222
Best race from the year of pic?
I haven’t visited this shithole in a while. Have the Max fags killed themselves yet?
>>153898460we have to go back
>>153898149crazy that he lost to liuzzi 5-2
>>153898478AI?
vettel lost to 4 out of his 7 teammates
>>153898489no
>>153898460Millennials can't start families because all of their women peaked in the early 2000s and they were convinced not to get pregnant before graduating highschool
>Driving car>Turning left >Signal on>Motorcyclist wants to pass on the left. >Near miss.>I thought to myself holyshit is he retarded?>Asked gemini if there is a study between IQ and accidents>There is. Guy confirmed retarded.>Then it occured to me, maybe he knows he's retarded and life it's not worth it anymore.>Stopped being madF1 related because all the F1 greats exhibit high IQ.
>>153898523>all of their women peaked in the early 2000s
F1 if it was good
>>153898527How bad of a driver do you have to be in SEA for even other SEAs to think of you as a bad driver, goddamn.
>>153898530
>>153898523>>153898530watch yourself lad
>>153898523Speak for yourself. My wife and I are a married millennial couple, she's turning 41 (looks no older than 21) and we had 4 kids since 2010. I'm labeled as the final "Gen X" since I was born in 1980, but my point still stands.
>>153898519Unlikely, given what we know about Finland.
>>153898388is this japan?because fake.their bathroom is not that big.and why the carpet?
>>153898560does she have a sister? 18-24
>>153898530I still refuse to believe anyone born after 1994 is a millennial. I don't give a shit what some Amerishit research center says.
>>153898573She has like two others. One in your country no less.
>>153898560>she's turning 41 (looks no older than 21)
>>153898537what the fuck is that rear end?
>>153898560>here's that 50 year old millennial I was telling you about
>>153898646massive tiresplease understand
why tf are headlights so bright nowadays
>>153898602not interested, tell her sorry but she will have to look for another guy
>>153898188>focuses everything on car setup for quali instead of the races>gets his shit pushed in by Prost every year in the actual races what did he mean by this?
>podium cap ;/>podium cap, Japan :O
>>153898537>>153898652SHOW ASS NOW
>>153898662I just got an update, she on a train to France. Disregard the previous post.
>>153898671seething 50 y/o gen y
>>153898676>bends overo-ok
>>153898678should have taken the plane, sorry for your lost
>>153898687>WeBuiltItIndeed built for it.
>>153898671
>>153898659>if you can't handle a little bit of light, maybe stop driving kid simple as that
>>153898678i'll be waiting at the station
>>153898687>it will be used only for ONE race>burger king 24hit's going to fucking rain and they will red flag it
>>153898676God I LOVE the Toyota Yaris GR, but that spoiler is stupid as fuck.
>>153898709If I had a buck for every time I see a giant truck with way too many bright lights tailgating a tiny car and purposely blinding the driver then I would buy a rifle and some bullets to fix the problem
>>153898723Is that the version that will have their new inline 4?
>>153898711She'll have this weird Peruvian accent. There's your clue.
>>153898659Mutually assured destruction but with headlight technology>new lightbulb tech comes out [filament]>manufacturers all adopt it>everyone starts blinding each other and visibility gets worse>new lightbulb tech comes out [halogen]>manufacturers all adopt it>everyone starts blinding each other and visibility gets worse>new lightbulb tech comes out [xenon]>manufacturers all adopt it>everyone starts blinding each other and visibility gets worse>new lightbulb tech comes out [literal lasers]>manufacturers all adopt it>everyone starts blinding each other and visibility gets worse
>>153898709Damn. What the hell did they do to Walker, Texas Ranger's Dodge truck?
>>153898740Yes. I hope you like direct injection on top of that.
>>153898760hired californians (mostly immigrants) to be in charge of design and then cafe laws did the rest by making it bloatshit. hope you love modern vehicles because thats gonna happen to every car and not just only trucks
>>153898728I tried the reflect their god ray with the rear view mirror trick before. He immediately just fucked off and overtook me, but I wouldn't try that all the time. I'm not trying to get Russel Crowe'd by an unhinged truckbro.
>>153898214Redditors who only root for Hamilton because he's black need to be euthanized
>>153898659the lights are brighter but they're also mounted like 4 feet high because everything is the size of a small tank because moder drivers lack constitution and fear death
>>153898770>direct injectionyes I love cleaning carbon build up every 3k miles
i think i found jamaicanon's twitter
>>153898907
kwablonso in a nutshell
>>153898907I mean theres 3 things in this single pic that checks out. Still waiting for the pussi bomboclaat to respond to this.
>>153898931heh>>153898965>3 thingsI don't see the troonshark
>>153898907I am not trans I actually dont like the flag colors
>>153899030what's with the ikea sharks and... them?I never understood that
>>153899030we know, you chase trans. Into motel rooms.
>>153899044he cutehe memenot that deep
>>153898907Everyone must stop bullying anon-mom. His people gave me Bob Marley (and is also the reason why weed is legal in my state).
>>153899101Meant to say anon-mon. This new MacBook with its stupid autocorrect is retarded
>>153898581It used to be 1995 - 2009, but Jew Research made a shitty argument on how iPhones were the cultural shift in generation. Which is stupid because no one under 17 owned an iPhone when it was this new fangled tech, unless you had rich parents.
>>153899174yeah I was born in 1992 and no one at my high school had an iphone, at best some people had ipod touches
>>153898687
>>153898581>>153899174The generations are bullshit anyway.15 years is way too large of a gap in 21st century.
It's literally an abstract concept, who gives a fuck how someone defines it?I've seen more arguments in /f1/ about who counts as what generation than I have ever heard people discuss it IRL.
how are you coping with the fact the sport you grew up with is dead and will never wake up from its coma?
>>153899207It's not, generations are meant to coincide with a hereditary cycle and that only really begins at 15 at the earliest.>>153899221I'm thankful since it means it will eventually collapse and the people who ruined it will see their investment go to 0.
>>153899245Then it is even less relevant in the 21st century given that nowadays the average age for the first kid is around 30
>>153899221I couldn't be happier that boomerslop era is dead and we are entering a better era.
>>153899187I was born in 1990 and the hottest phones at my high school at the time were those phones with the physical keypads like the Blackberry. Or a Boostmobile.
>>153899140auto correct has gone beyond useful into picking the least correct thing possible in recent years
>>153899207It’s funny too because the Silent Generation and Baby Boomer generation spans for 18 years, yet Generation X and the generations after spans for 15 years. It’s all weird shit.
>>153898581If your birth year starts with 199 or 200 then you are a zoomer.
I kind of agree with moving the zillenial cut off later. I was born in 95 and I (and my peers) felt like those a couple years younger than us were of a different species, and had much more in common with anyone older. The steep drop off in masculinity for one, but also the attitude towards phones and social media as a result of "always" having it as opposed to adopting it.
>tfw born 4th of January, 1990It’s not fair. I could have been a non-zoomer.
>>153899394>your 36 year old zoomer sir
>>153899410Looks like Drake Bell after taking cocaine
>>153899407You were 15 in 2010. You definitely have more in common with zoomers than millennials.
>>153899407Always laugh when I see some faggot retard born in 1996 try to gatekeep someone born in 1997 or 98 as if they all didn’t grow up with the same shit.
>ITT: uncs with fading memories who don't remember that the first gen iPhone without 3G would have only been out for a few months in 2007Yeah, no shit your entire grade didn't have them.
>>153899407>>153899428im 93 and im different species from the zoomernigger.the biggest culture shock is the shift to schoolwork being done digitally. when i went to high school the idea of doing your assignments on the pc would have been completely inconceivable .
>>153899428Well there is truth to that. But he shared similar experiences with a late millennial and an early gen z’er, but that window is small. To say he is more in common with a zoomer 10 years younger than him i.e. grew up with the same stuff as them just isn’t true.
>>153899428I have more in common in terms of culture and disposition with people born in '88 than '02. People born in '98 have more in common with people born in '05 than '91. There is a distinct cutoff that, at least in my area, is noticeable and I have discussed it with people older and younger than me.
>>153899478>93You kids are proto-zoomers at worst. 1993 was the downfall. 1998 was the point of no return.
>>153899427So like Drake Bell?
>>153899534Who said anything about 1993? He was born in 1933.
>>153899410he's a pedo>The BIZARRE Case of the Luan Oliveira meme: Flirting with 14-year-old girls>"I get aroused!">Flirting with 14-year-old girls: the bizarre case of the Luan Oliveira meme>ABSURD CONVERSATIONS WITH MINORS" / "CROSSED THE LIMITS!">DO YOU KNOW HIM? LUAN OLIVEIRA, EXPLAIN THESE WEIRD CONVERSATIONS WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS TO ME!>Did you like the doll?>I GET AROUSED WHEN GIRLS DRESS LIKE THIS!
Sorry son but if you don't at least remember the year 1995 then you're a fucking zoomer
>>153899602Wow, a true representative of Brazil!
>>153899514I was born in 1997 and I have more in common with my zoomer alpha nephew with his skibidi rizz ohio humour. It’s fucking stupid and it makes no sense, but neither does zoomer humour. Maybe I’m the exception but I just relate to him and his era of humour.
>>153899651son you are a zoomer
>>153899514To say he is more in common with a millennial 10~14 years older than him i.e. grew up with arcades just isn’t true.
>>153899669Son, i know i am. Point is I relate to zoomers born 15 years after me
thats not good just so you know
if you watched totalbiscuit/tobuscus/seananners growing up and went to a disco where they played limp bizkit/backstreet boys you a millenial.if you didn't, you're a zoomer. simple as.
>>153899747Core zoomers were born less than 4 years after you
>>153899771you can be whatever you want as long as you're not paki/cut
>>153899394This is damning but true. Anyone born 199X didn't experience the 1990s and thus are a zoomer. You can't say you're a millennial if you don't remember the 1990s. That's the crux of millennial identity.
some zoomcattle are alright tho<-
>>153899747No you dont. You relate to last millenials and older zoomers who almost 30 years old. To say you relate to someone half your age makes you look like a pedo. It doesn’t make you look like “oh I’m Michael Jackson, I play with kids because I didn’t have a good childhood”. Grow the fuck up and act your age.
alrighty everyone lets calm down
>>153899671I meant millennials born at least one or two years prior
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT GENERATIONAL CATEGORIES
I had sex in 2005. We are not the same generation.
>>153899651I was born in ‘97 too. I relate to kids born yesterday.>*farts*OH NOOO MOMMY, I POOPED MY DIAPY! WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHH WAAAHHHHHH!
God bless to the anon who put the F1 essentials. Now i know what to watch for 2 weeks in April cause Bahrain and Saudi GP went belly up this year
btw when millenials say they dont relate to zoomies they are lying. tiktok brainrot is just ytp. making tiktoks is the equivalent of posting your np., changing your bio is editing your signature
>tiktok brainrot is just ytpThis was debunked, and nobody put pronouns in their signature
>>153900032>ytp>npI don't know what those are
RACE MOMMY DROPPED A NEW VID
>>153900032YTPs, at least the old one were at least funny, clever and full of references most zoomers won’t even get.Shittok brainrot is the complete opposite. It’s essentially throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. The only thing both have in common is that they’re both nonsensical.
>>153900032YTP's and Facebook reels don't forget. I remember Arvid Lindblad said he loves to doomscrool which I find rather concerning
>babberies
>>153900163>clever and full of referencesno they weren't. t. still remember laughing to the talos speech ytp
>>153900163YTPs also took someone with proper comedic timing and editing skill, especially ones with animation like gmod.Typing tung tung NARB sahur into ChatGPT can be done by anyone with hands.
Jamie Chadwick :)
Gen X, bitches.
>>153900032alright, you convinced me. I'm a 1995 brainrot zoomer after all.
>>153900260
>>153900306With ears that big it's a wonder she's having such trouble with her hair
>>153900284Too bad Gen X became the biggest bitches with fragile egos when they got older. Laughing at Kurt Cobain’s death is like mocking 9/11 or JFK’s death to them. At least to American Gen X’ers.
>>153900338
>>153900334>Kurt CobainWow, I remember him. What a blast from the past.
>>153900329:)>>153900338:(
JIPANG next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kQiOnbP-OM
>>153900334OP here. Who gives a fuck about kirk caffeine? Shows how much you know. We don’t care about shit.
Chances of Qatar and Abu Dhabi getting canceled too? Are they going to have replacements?
>>153900479bearmen
>>153900490gimi
Washedstappen exposed as ground effects baby
> 日本への原子爆弾投下I don’t know what sports this thread is for but why is my country disrespected here?
>>153900430>We don’t car about shitt.
>>153900431Ur president said he's gonna wrap this stuff up in a week so 0%Thus far it doesn't seem like they have any plans to replace Bahrain and Saudi but if the war does look like it's gonna cancel the other 3 arab events I could see them scrambling for replacements.
>>153900523>my countryShow passport private Gomez
>>153900523go man the empty missile battery hernandez
>>153900531Yeah mission accomplished, home in time for dinner. Nothing can go wrong now. I’d be very curious what happens with the development rationing if the three remaining arab races get cancelled, and Madring gets siesta’d. They would have to pull something out of their asses and I’m sure teams will use the negotiation politically.
>>153900357>Why can't you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?Because he'll go shooting his mouth off.
>>153900523jealousy. in 5 years Hiroshima was already a better place to live than the whole of the third world (and a decent portion of the west) is in 2026.
>>153899346It's very arbitrary.There is nothing in common between someone born in 1997 and 2012.
Imagine if instead of a desert they raced in a nice place like Germany
Anyone born after 1987 is a faggot.Anyone born after 1992 is a super faggot.Anyone born after 1997 is a turbo faggot.Anyone born after 2002 is an ultra mega faggot deluxe.
>>153900884Okay maybe there's some truth to this >>153900936
the ultra mega faggot deluxe:
>>153900985now lets take a bite of the product
>>153900523
>>153900523you're a migrant worker though, with all the anti foreigner bills theyre passing I'm surprised you're still posting.
jean carlo fizzy keller
>just a few years ago we had an official saar team on the grid
a full litre creates hard times
>>153901596This team was ridiculous. If they want billboard teams, they should at least give them a proper car name. I'd take Tata over "Force India" any day of the weekBut it's good to have neither. I used to think Force India would be there to stay, superpower by 2020 and suchFunny how the team disappeared in time to not catch the brunt of the Indian hate wave
Next is Japan
>>153900514Nigga you literally don't need skill to drive these new cars. Only engine efficiency matters. That's why all the teams finish in pairs now. It's just the car.
>>153897138>if you have a faster car you pass the person in front of youindeed that is the case in development series' like Formula 1
>getting rid of DRSGood>making cars smaller and lighterVery good, although not far enough>active aeroVery cool in my opinion>getting rid of ground effectUnsure. I liked it a lot from a tech point of view>the push boost stuffMeh, I guess it is okay, but a bit too OP>50/50 battery split and eco-fuelAbsolutely terribleWith a decent engine and fuel, these new regulations could have been greatStill thinking about ground effect ...
>>153897247Every new set of regulations favors new skills. and therefore has a new way of "wringing the everloving shit out of the car". Max's skills just aren't suited for the newest regulations.
So when will Russell kill Antonelli to secure his WDC?
>>153897285they don't have the same budgets and therefore do not have as capable drivers or engineers or mechanics or equipment or facilities etc etc etc
>>153901723These regs are salvageable if they change the ratio of power to favor the ICE heavily
strategic pastrami stockpiles activated
>>153901781>monkey's paw curls>F1 is proud to announce a new 90-10 split where the engines will remain the same but we've eliminated the majority of the battery
>>153901896That's literally a good thing, better than what we have
>>153901762Russell is too much of a calculated narcissist with a fake PR obsession to murder - unless he has already lost. He will try to extort Antonelli, get into his head, use psychological terror against him and assert dominance. But as subtle as possible to prevent anyone from thinking badly of him. He wants this to be perfect, just like he's the perfect little boy of Toto. And since Russell is extremely convinced of himself, he is convinced that he's going to be able to win on merit as well. Only if that's shattered will he go all out
>>153901945Nigga what? It would do nothing but slow them down.
>>153901969Oh no not the heckin top speedorinoFuck you nigga they would actually have to take corners at the edge of grip instead of retard clipping around the place
>>153901896>no "superclipping"Where can I sign? They would figure out the rest soon enough and beef things up
>>153901896it'd be the return of 10s gaps from p1 to p2
>>153902043>take corners at the edge of gripWhat the fuck does that have to do with the battery retard?Your posts read like a 9th grader trying to pretend they're an engineer.>>153902075>They would figure out the rest soon enough and beef things upNot likely, if you were to completely remove the battery tomorrow all that would do is give Mercedes an even bigger advantage since their advantage is with the ICE.These engine regs need to be done away with completely so one team doesn't have an enormous locked in advantage.
its going poorly
>>153902126>What the fuck does that have to do with the battery retard?Super clipping you moron. With a lower percentage of power coming from battery then it doesn't pay off to super clip so hard at the end straights.
>>153902217Yeah, and what does that have to do with what you wrote about them supposedly no longer taking corners at the edge of grip?
>>153902274>what does lifting, coasting, massively downshifting and going really slow have to do with them not pushing the edge of grip in cornersThe level of /f1/ discourse
>>153900617Oh so another Japanese supremacy causing /sp/tards seethe got it
>>153902305Have you ever driven a fucking car before? Like literally even just a road car?
Watching Valencia 2012
>>153902043>edge of gripnot if they don't change the tires. they'd be taking turns at the same speed, just getting there slower
>>153896787is 2025 the most irrelevant wdc of all time?
>>153902474Dunno. Can't recall shit about it.
>>153902474>watching 2022>commentators spend the whole season choking on norris cock, including when he's finishing out of the pointsThe fix was in as soon as someone hired on a new brown "British" driver. And it still took them years to get the McLaren car to the point that they could fix it for him.
they barely even speak about our 2025 WDC champion Lando Norris in 2026 whats the deal with that?
>>153902640Any time he's mentioned, they mention that he's the world champion*. And they mention him quite frequently.
>>153902640Because the more they mention it the more apparent it becomes that he's nothing without a stupidly dominant car. Also they seem more concerned with trying to talk shit about Verstappen instead.
>>153896787Japan next
Japan nexto
What if we simply apply DLSS5 to these shitty regs?
>>153902640most forgettable champion of the 2000s
>ITT:
races for this feel?
>>153896787Heard this during the China quali rundown and thought "worra banga bruv" and whipped out the shazamhttps://youtu.be/NwJ1dtRJ8Qc
>>153902640Is that wollaton hall park?
>>153903004I look like this and I say this
>>153902795racoon > japs
>>153903004I wax nostalgic for the far off year of 2025, where even though the championship was rigged at least real racing happened. And not constant place swaps when whoever was being had battery.
the "duel" between hamilton and leclerc wasn't even good, no one was on the edge of their seat watching that shit. The exact same thing happened in australia and during the china sprint, the only difference this time is that Hamilton finally won for once
>>153902640Why do they all promote backpacks? George russel tryna get me to pay £299 for a backpack is super gay too and I'm a George fan boy.
>>153902097It was 7 seconds in china. Also, bearing lewis is annoyed now that merc seem to be back to championship winning ways. Kimi smashed it in china and seeing Lewis on the dotd board pissed me off
>>153902918Kimi really is a faggot?
>>153900669>nothing in commonWhat if they're the same race?>>153900936Orange Hill or pedo proxy?Im a burro fan desu boom wah dis
>>153901643>>153901596You not a Karun fan?
IN THIS HOUSE, PISSTREE IS A FAILURE! END OF STORY!
>>153903255that's every house m8
>>153903255
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>>153898896>mazda gasoline sounding like a diesel after a while
>>153900523hondurr shamfur dispray
>>153902458Underrated track
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>153903298I'm of the opinion that the last line ruins the joke.
morning lads
>>153903407i'll bash you to a fucking pulp with a brick you fucking dickhead wanker prick cunt. fuck off
