monday (16/03)>BRA120:00 | Chapecoense x Grêmio>ARG1NOW! | San Lorenzo x Defensa y Justicia20:00 | Racing Club x Estudiantes de Río Cuarto22:15 | Instituto De Córdoba x CA Independientetuesday (17/03)>COPA DO BRASIL19:00 | Nova Iguaçu x Fortaleza19:30 | São Bernardo x Ceará21:30 | Sport Recife x Athletic Club21:30 | Portuguesa x Paysandu SC21:30 | Londrina x Operário-PR>ARG119:00 | CA Lanús x Newell's Old Boys21:15 | Gimnasia y Esgrima Mendoza x Estudiantes de La Plata21:15 | Central Córdoba x Deportivo RiestraUTC-3/[localtime]the real colombian president is chaturbate CEOPrevious: >>153889009
voce tem a licença pelos jogos quentes do epic?
cala bouca e fica prunto malucozeiro do cuecachi
VAMOS GRÊMIO
Brasileño falou belezaArgentiño faliu beleza
finna watch saint insect until the mass starts, and if you wanna cope and seethe about it be my guest>losing 2-0kek
gallardo welcome to cruzeiro
argensimios be like:>dejame sacar a la cartoñeta de descuentos
>>153898689Nigga what the fuck are these tabs
Kek
There was an ideaTo bring together a group of remarkable players to juventud de las piedrasNow they are losing 4x1 and currently stand on 14th place
bora fazer scannerinha do rosto du mono
>>153898689Bostilbros...
>>153898689Next OP.
>>153898738It been 15 posts bro
there are few things more diabolical than calor de nocheso much for the 'cold' part of brazil
>>153898751Brazil is paradise on earth especially Curitiba and Florianopolis.
>>153898778Thats the only 2 places you visited wasnt it
>>153898784I went to Porto Alegre as well and Rio.Rio is a shithole.
>>153898819Porto Alegre is worse tbdesu>inb4 enchenteI bet it was even worse before the water washed everything away.
If you think about it rio de janeiro and porto alegre are very similar in different waysOne has deadly enchentes and the other has deadly scorching heat
>>153898874I'd rather not think about it.
>Neymar not called for the NT>Meanwhile he's scoring penalties at the King's League
uhSan lorenzobros?
>>153898968You should think more
>>153898866>Porto Alegre is worse tbdesuNot even São Luis is worse than Rio se Janeiro. Rio should be nuked.
^guy that has never been to rio and watches too much cidade alerta
>>153898991cidade alerta only shows local news
>>153899013My bad last time i watched that shit my grandpa was still alive
>>153898689don't you people feel anxious seeing this many tabs?
>>153899034My pc would be exploding if had even half of these
>>153898689damn nigga that's a lot of porn
>San Lorenzo 2-5 Defensa y Justiciakek
>rio rio rio rio rio rioDo you ever get tired?
>>153899042whatever happened to bookmarking?>>153899080>Defensa y Justiciamore like Ataque y Injusticia lmao
ALGUIEN QUE LO AYUDE, EN UN PARTIDAZO, SAN LORENZO FUE GOLEADO DE LOCAL 5 A 2 POR DEFENSA Y JUSTICIA, EL EQUIPO DE BOEDO TERMINO JUGANDO CON 10 POR LA EXPULSION DE LADSTATTER Y UN PENAL ERRADO POR CUELLO, RESULTADO SACA TECNICO?, SE VIENEN DIAS CLAVES
>>153899096Nothing wrong with a laugh
I used to have a bunch of 1gb sd cards with 480p porn that I'd swap in and out of my phone
>brazilians don't know about La Fiesta
>>153899141my dad had that car, good times...
>san descenso
*ahem*>san petenzo>san descenso>san mamerto>san mierdenzo>san bobenzo>san descuento>san mierdenzo>san pelotudenzo>san sorete>san sopenco>san muertenzo>sin barrienzo>san insecto>san carrefour>san microbio>san tinelli>san fracaso>san cucaracha>san hambriento>san mogolico>san pelotudo>san diminuto>san pequeño>sin mundialenzo>san molecula>san microbio>san boludenzo>san dinosaurio>san lomuerto>san trolenzo>san supermercado>san B>san andreas>san bacteria>tinelli fc
são rebaixenso
Here, broHappy now?
>>153899182I look like this and do that face when saying any of those san names
those beans ain't tuff bro
>la finalisima se juega en madrid, en el bernabeu>los de boca:
Why not have the finalisima in Argentina?
>>153899420That was unecessary
>>153899420god it must feel so satisfying to punch a dude's lights out
I like it.We never win with pretty safe kits, at least not since the trophy change from the Jules Rimet to the current one, so this feels a lot more Hexa than any of the previous ones after 2002.
>>153899512It doesnt, its like punching a wall made of meatVery uncomfortable
imagine having that gay webm saved lmao
>>153898655this desu senpai
>>153899562You know a lot about "punching" walls of meat huh?
>>153899535>2002oh boy do I have a fun fact about that year
>>153899673What fun fact?
do not say it
>>153899673Did you know Brazil almost didn't qualify for the 2026 world cup? It's true, they had a pretty bad start at the qualifiers.
>>153899702
>>153899702Bush did 9/11
>Chile inicia construção de muro na fronteira com PeruUh, peruano bros?
>>153899702Argentinians couldnt withdraw money from their bank accounts
>>153899820There was a wall in lima to keep poor people from entering the rich part.
Why the fuck are there so many linekers on brazilHe wasnt that good
>>153899828This happens every Thursday.
>>153899673>>153899715
Imagine if the government suddenly forbids every Brazilian from playing videogames and posting on social media and we'll all be forced to just act serious and work hard?
>>153900156I'd rather kill myself
>>153900156We'd be forced to socialize, make small talk and who knows? Even get back to procreating
>>153900156please, don't take vidya away from me, it's the only thing that keeps me going other than jogging and lifting
>>153900156I have never done wrong I have never hurt others why are they taking away one of the few things that make me happy
>>153900156just cut the linguicinha com brahma in the weekends and we will forge a nobel prize winner in 5 years.
>>153900335That's why the prices are skyrocketing
>>153900156I'd vote for that government
>>153900368what am I supposed to make out of that stats?
san jijenzo lost
>>153900397Suarez should be called for Selecinha
>>153900397I think the facial expressions are more relevant
>>153900397Suarez was pretty based at Gremio desuNeymar barely plays because he's injured all the time and doesn't take care of himself
I bought so much porn in Japan, I don't give a fuck about internet ID
>>153900397Suarez was kino and happy, Nerman is shit, smug and keep doing a bunch of disrespectful thing like he did in the match against corinthians with Memphis Depay
>>153900415>let me put on this DVD so i can jerk off
you guys will be watching our newest novela, right?
>>153900397gremio is bigger than santos
>>153899820>chile-peru borderit's a six months job at most
the national team should play with a 3-5-2 since we don't have laterais or creative midfieldershire me CBF you bunch of satanic pedophile rapists
We should play on a 1-1-8
>>153900466wakanda forever
>>153900504Keynesianism for the win
Incertidumbre en boca
>El momento en el que colapinto quedo segundo y paraliso los corazones argentinosNot beating the allegations any time soon
El mesage que ocón le mando a colapinto tras haberlo chocado en china
El cumple 88 de billardo junto a los campeones del mundo
Chiquito romero has retired
Pra que serve essa merda?
>>153900592Ayyy lmao its true
>>153900444actually it's all paper
>>153900156My answer depends if they ban copalib too
>Argentina and the papelon of playing the world cup with a yellow kitWhy would it be a papelon?
>>153900889Australia plays in that color
>>153900889It was in 1958 against a germany
>>153900520Amazing video.
papillon is not a color, it means butterfly in french, I learned that from a movie
>watching french moviesNot beating the gay allegations.
the defence of independiente is a flan
>>153900889The argento fears the peñarol
>>153900949It's not french
>ex from 10 years ago was a shortstack with big fat tiddies>boredn check her ig because why not>girl went architecture>most of it went to her funbags>feed grok old pics of her and tell him to "modernize" her looks>it worksAIchads I apologize/sp/ related because VAR will be full AI during the CUM world cup
>>153900961H-hot
>>153900889boca
I'm gonna watch a movie, and you bet your ass it's not french
>>153900986its a cold flan without doce de leite
>>153901003are you gonna watch papillon? it takes place in french guyana
>>153901016don't make me slap you
>>153901003What about a brazilian movie
>>153901021I'm telling you it's not french, it's american
papillon is an american movie based on a french novel
>>153901055ultragay
>>153901035does it have bundagem?
Valeu, wagner
>>153901223Denada
>>153901066show us the heterosexual movie you're going to watch if you're so tough
Anondo you ARE watching history being made with the Venecos making in to the final, right?Ven 4-2 Italy 7th inning
>>153901368Yes i am
I knew itCopalib made history today
M
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>Vídeo da briga entre as torcidas organizadas de Capim FC e Dibrados, equipes da Kings League.
How is this vene etc first final? Arent they supposed to be good?
Prior from today venezela best result in copa america and wbc is both semifinals
>>153901468You would not believe your eyesIf ten million firefliesLit up the world as I fell asleep'Cause they fill the open airAnd leave teardrops everywhereYou'd think me rude but I would just stand and stareI'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowlyIt's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep'Cause everything is never as it seems'Cause I'd get a thousand hugsFrom ten thousand lightning bugsAs they tried to teach me how to danceA foxtrot above my headA sock hop beneath my bedA disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
Deportivo my poo is the name of an actual argentinina team
>>153901540Forgot image
Uma natália atrás da outra
>>153901597This woman awakens my most primal instincts.
>>153900397Suarez almost made Grebbio win a Brasileirao.
The most primal instincts: eat banana, sleep and shit
Parabiens vuvuzela for la copa "classificou para a final de beibola"
almost is just a fancy way to say did not
Weird how americans wave uruguayan flags all the time, even in congress
>>153901540I'd like to make myself belieeeeeveThat planet Earth turns sloooowly
If i had a coin for everytime they made a song about milions of fireflies i would have 2 cents, which is not alot but its weird how it happened twice
This guy was playing in baseball clay at 36Why did he agree to thatWas that a humiliation ritual
>>153902264Gimmicks are fun
>>153902264>murrican sportdon't take it seriously
this movie sucks, I should've watched a gay french movie instead to feel closer to my irmaos
Rento gaucho said he never lets gks be captains because they dont leave the area. He also said he would have made an exception for rogerio ceni
>>153902264Kissinger asked him to make football popular in america. He opened hundreds of football fields across america.
>>153902399that just shows how obsolete he is
>>153902408The game was supposed to take off after him but the management of USA football was horrendous, its a miracle that MLS managed to survive
>>153902386>didn't answer which movie isI bet you secretly watches french movies hon hon hon
>>153902427I think kissinger wanted to make america more open to the world and legitimize its interventionist role instead of isolacionismThat being the goal, I think it succeeded.
>>153902430it's Frailty by the late Billy "the man" Paxton
>>153902423But how will the goalkeeper yell at the ref after a possible penalty during a corner?"Player x represents me"Then just give the armband to player x
>>153902462The world was different back then, the US has no legitimacy anymore and is only getting worse
>>153902487America died with pelé
a pele do Pelé
Nowadays I only get dopamine rushes from war fake news and boca losses
Which brasilerao club will win libertarians this year
An argentarian will win this year. Screencap this
I refuse to screencap that
Must be fun living in rio grande do sul or minas gerais and having just one rival and not 3 other shitters
This strip became a reality in brazil.
As "caixas de som do Ronaldinho"foram um episódio marcante em janeiro de 2011, quando o Grêmio instalou equipamentos de som no Estádio Olímpico para a aguardada apresentação do jogador. O acerto falhou, Ronaldinho foi para o Flamengo, e as caixas viraram meme nacional, simbolizando a frustração gremista
>>153903017Noone is your rival. Stop being a schizo
>>153903640You hate me, you came to this world to be my enemy
>Neymar se diz "chateado e triste" por ausência em lista da Seleção, mas avisa: "Foco continua">Nesta segunda-feira, Neymar fez um rápido treino regenerativo no CT Rei Pelé, em Santos, e seguiu para a capital paulista para participar da Kings League.This guy is actually stupid. Like Bruno Henrique levels
Thanks to you faggots, now I need to pay attention not to write ‘bom chia”!
>>153903685It's trueNever stop looking behind you when you walk the ruas of caixas
>>153903948Bom chia
>>153903948Thanks to you faggots now I have to hold back a laugh every time I see a "bus"
>>153898819come to minas next.>>153899535if you ignore the central wappen and jordan logo its acceptable.
>>153903976Bom chia, anão>>153904166And what if you say hi to the bus driver? You know it’s busetero right?
>lei felca in vigor todayeveryone here using VPN?
>>153904191I hate politicians so much
>>153904184>me voy a dar um punhetazo no buseteiro>>153904193Hate people from the Northeast for not knowing how to voteThey’ve ruined this country
>>153904211The people who made the law were the Congress you fucking retard
>>153904191>ley feca>ley cacaWhy are brazilians so funny at picking names
Why see you whining? Don’t you know that you need to be 18 or older to post here right? Just use one of your parents’ cpf
>>153904211>>153904214lol classic double digit iq sulistoid
>>153904211>vota que muuuuuuda
lei beleza - tem q jantar feijoadinha e peidar ou fica preso , tá ?
>>153904343Now this is a law that I approve
NO HUBO QUIEN LO AYUDE, EL DT DE SAN LORENZO, DAMIAN AYUDE FUE CESADO POR LA DIRIGENCIA DEL CLUB DE BOEDO, EMPIEZA LA DANZA DE NOMBRES, SE VIENEN DIAS CLAVES
first they came for the pornand I did not speak out because I was not a coomerthen they came for the vidya and I did not speak outbecause I'm not a misogynistthen they came for the banheiraoand I did not speak outbecause I'm not a gaythen they came for the perrosand there was no one leftto speak out for me
bom chia copalib
do they have a liquor made from beans? is that what cachaça is?
Como se pide un kilo de huevos en tu pais?
>>153904420That's how they make Brahma.
Gallardo to San Lorenzo
>>153904353Like if you cry everytime
>>153904429Nobody buys eggs by weight
>>153904534s-some people do ok ?!?!1
>>153904534You lie, you lie through your teeth and you know it.
JUST IN: the methane emission tax has been put into effect for all green flags
https://x.com/CentralDoBrega/status/2033734840277782900Neymar coping on instagram about some king's league shit. What a sad chapter in his career.
>>153904599Fim de Carreira de Messi : Copa do mundo Fim de carreira de cr7 : mil gols Fim de carreira de Neymar : Indireta pra um Blogueirinhokkkkkkkkkk
>>153904599Yeah Neymar is pathetic, we know
DE NO CREER, OTRO DT CESADO, AHORA LE LLEGO EL TURNO A GUILLERMO FARRE QUE NO SEGUIRA SIENDO EL DT DE ALDOSIVI TRAS EL EMPATE FRENTE A HURACAN, EMPIEZA LA DANZA DE NOMBRES, SE VIENEN DIAS CLAVES
>and ubeda still hasn't been fired
I wish we could all speak english in real life too, bros
I wish I was a baller I wish I was a little bit taller
>>153904653Miss me with that gay shit nigga, I like talking with Bostileiros in portunol.
me be un refuerzo de quello y una botilla de cueca cuelita
>>153904672>cueca cuela/lat/bros...despues de 12 anhos...
>>153904573How much gas do they need to emit per day to stay out of prison?
>>153904653você é maluco e gosta de piça
I miss when the dinos were in prison
>brazilians wash their clothes with homo
>>153904770Wtf. When I click on your image it says I need to do a face verification
>>153904599i have a feeling that this retarded kings league thing only got popular in here
o peidola ficou quente da raiva
What do you niggas think about artificial turf?People complain a lot about it but if it were such an advantage for the team using it, shouldn’t Palmeiras, Botafogo and Atlético Mineiro win most of their home matches against the strongest teams?Palmeiras for instance failed to win against G6 teams at home in the last 2 years. Botafogo has lost 9 of its last 10 matches against Flamengo and Atlético Mineiro is often humiliated when playing at home.
Literally just had a vision, send this to Ancelotti quick, before they find it.
>>153904948they're just that shit
>>153904874https://streamscharts.com/news/kings-league-h1-2025-viewershipif we go per capita, brazil has a population of 213 millions and make 51,1% of the audience of kings league. Spain, Germany, Italy and France combined have 260 million people and make 42,8% of the audience. So yeah, you're right, it is disproportionally more popular here. Interesting enough neither england or other sudamerica countries give a shit about kings league*population stat pulled up by google ai, don't @ me if it's wrong
if brazilians don't go to la cancha what do they do instead?
>>153904948>turfI like the "Loco un poco" song but the "Yo no me quiero casar" one is a bit too hedonistic for my taste
>>153904973they go en la concha de tu madre
still in love with this athlete
>>153904952good luck creating with those midfielders
>>153905049>La Derecha Diario>BlockedGood
>>153905049>derecha diariokekhard to imagine a publication with less value than pagina12 and yet there it is>>153904952>joelintonwew
Europe, US and Brazil are police states. We Rio de la Plata bros are the true idea of freedom.Vamos Basco btw.
>>153905060Bossed Barça's midfield twinks
>>153905060>hard to imagine a publication with less value than pagina12 and yet there it isthat's why I get my news from the copalib gazette
>>153905049macacos are based, we don't want them to leave so fuck offalso mono is best language, much funnier than english
>>153905049>All posts would be in english.nigga actually said this like it's a good thing lol
>coworkers is defending that the world is a cumbuca
what do they call ricosaurios in uruguay?
>>153905106not him and i disagree with everything he said except thatrespecting the language of the site you use is basic decency, don't act like a monkey and go to a spanish focus website if you want to write in spanish
Yickes
>>153905131nah fuck that and fuck jannies
>>153905124canibalismoajajaj
Uruguayans drive cars run by fossil fuel which comes from dinos
>>153905182oh no no no no
>>153905187actually fossil fuels come from algae and other microorganism that died way before the dinos and sunk to the bottom of the seaand mineral coal comes from millions of plants that died during the carboniferous period
Chegou o craqui
>>153905187Why do you lie? Is it normal for Brazilians to be liars?
>>153905231It's just science
>>153905049as the /copalib/ president, we do not want the greens to be gone, specially now that we have the methane emission tax in placewe have a spartan kind of thing going on, ever heard of spartan government? the spartans had a class of nigs in society they needed to keep around just to feel like chads, plus those nigs exceeded the spartans in population yet they never revolted due to being ashamed of it
actually fossil fuel comes from the suna herbivore ate a plant that fed on the SUNand then a carnivore ate the herbivore.then the two of them became fossil fuelsThat’s why fossil fuel is solar.
argies be like>yo i wish uruguayans weren't part of our club3 doritos later>yoo where uruguayans attsundere mfs
>>153905257you and the beans you eat have the same colour, yet only one of you stinks after the factsee how it works out both ways?
one of the worst threads ever
>>153905229Is this vitor roque's brother?
Entrou a balubi
>>153899898flalouco*
>>153905263I always want uruguayans at my club, no more than 2 though
>>153905256I don't remember voting for you
vini is going mono today right guyspleaseee
>>153905332
>>153905068argentina does feel like a very free country after seeing the shit that happens on brazil/NA/europe
Melhor amigo de Zé Felipe detona convocação de Vini Jr.: “Mongolóide”
>>153905265>how it works out both waysyour culo works both waysjajaja
>>153905349Agora sim uma crítica de verdade
lick my gf pussy for the first time yesterday and god damn is it always this salty and smelly?
>>153905372depends what's smelly to you
>>153905372>saltyyes>smellyno,She didn't make a chuveirinho
>>153905338JUST LIKE ME
>>153905386it was a weird smell, I don't know how to describe it, she also had her period a few days ago so maybe it was that
remochads, I'm not so confident about tomorrow's match agaisnt lamengo in maracanãwe need to fechar a casinha but we haven't won yet and we need 3 points
If brazilians need to watch porn I got a couple mags, dvds and bananas in my basement.
>>153905404>Remochad>Paraense >Chad
Bros, they approved my hipoteca.I'm getting a home...a /copalib/ home...it's only for the 30% of the apartment.
Craque Neto is really happy today
>>1539054352 wordspara bens
>>153905435nice congrats lad
hopefully I'll also get my house soon, it will be a nice cozy wooden house I'll never have to leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBnoZc_1I0oclose to 100k viewers for craque neto shitting on neymar>calls him o menino ney>baby sound effect plays before the neymar clipkek
>>153905452>>153905522>1 indireta para influenciadorkek
I'll never have a home, I'll just stay at a random copalibber each week
>>153905435churrascão na varanda with your colapib frens when? I'll bring the refris
my bird is learning this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvYqqjsYE6Isoon I vocaroo his singing for you guys
>>153905548You can stay with me this week
>>153905605he cute
>>153905522o povo brasileiro o gusta de uma resenha kkkkkkk
>>153905548If you stay at my house on sex ta feira you will have to pay with your body.
>>153905612okay matsubara miki
>>153905707You voted for this.>Leaving for turkey 2.0kek
I voted for Lula 3 times
sapo just dropped in piriapolis
>GermanyStockholm syndrome.
>I'm moving to a country that cannot even feed itselfYeah not for me.
>>153905689Stay with meeeeee
>>153905900is he doing the Rocky II training?
>>153905995did paulie really fucked that robot?
>>153906309could you blame him?
Why is Google green today? Palmeiras isn't playing yet.
>>153906338Defensa won yesterday
>>153905401It's dangerous to go alone! Take this
>>153906475
>>153906545good meme
>>153906545>>153906569Sabão macaco is gourmet shit
>had to face id to use Discord todayVamos Vasco btw
>Neymar's family threatened to sue Craque Neto in the pastkek
Things are happening in Colombia
What team does Lula support? For me? Varmengo.
>>153906584Nigga you are not supposed to eat it.
>>153906723if you're not supposed to eat soap, why do they come in a variety of flavours?
>>153906709Nothing ever happens in colombia.
essa peladinha do bodoglinchi foi melhor que todos os jogos do basuleirão nos últimos 15 anos
Not even chatgpt knows what you are talking about.
>>153906593>using discord at alllmao
bodog is a betting company, I know that because of the Scarface PS2 videogame
there are two classicos today in copa brasilRemo - Portuguesa (bad guys)
>>153906718He's a Corinthians twister
>>153906593>vascuck>trooncord
so who's managing the /copalib/ discord server now? every moderator was brazilian iirc
>>153907628After that uruguayo faenated himself live it's been chaos.
>>153906593I didn't have to do verification for steam, discord, zap and gmail (these are all I use). Am I safe?
>>153907667That means they already know your sins.
>>153907667You're already on their blacklist
Gundam
>>153907667You're really ugly.No one wants to see your face.
>>153908307My mom said I am beautiful and special.
>>153908319That's what she tells all of us.
>>153908360She told me I'm built like a horse
>>153907667Discord will only ask if you try to access the channels marked as 18+. The others haven't asked for anything yet. The only ones that bother me are f95zone and 4chan since they would just block brazilian access instead of bothering to ask for face id.
>>153908319You're definitely specialYou're here with us at Copalib
>Coritiba freta avião de Leila Pereira para minimizar desgaste do elenco antes de duelo contra o MirassolNot like this, coxa bros. We're supposed to be the good guys
>>153908390She told me I'm built like a dragon.
you know I remember it wasn't long ago you used to wait on the palmtree eating beans, and as far as I'm aware that's still where you should be
>>153908319I remember the first time she told me I was handsome... about 20 years agoBy the way, how old are you anon?
A galera foi a loucura aqui no Gunners Point na Moinhos de Ventos, esse ano a Champions não escapa, meus bruxos
If you think about it every brasilero is on the blacklist
in brasil, the whitelist is the dangerous one you don't want to be in
Are they going to block 4chan here because of that pedo Felca?I dont want to lose my /copalib/ friends.
they are trying to block 4chan because we know about the bean files
>>153909065hope so
>>153909065qrd?
>>153909065don't even trip bro it's going to be fine, worst case scenario you have to abandon the green flag
>>153909175isso ai é doble camisetagem
Argenchinos are making less sense more and more. I think they're just chat bots by now
>>153909163>pedo youtuber is caught watching naked children>he says it is for a video>a year later the video comes out>he says there's a pedo problem in brazilian social media and that the government should stop this>almost immediately the government creates a new law forcing every site, computer program, OS and social-media to add age-verification(face recognition or giving them your documents)>now brazil became another nanny-state like Australia, but still continues being a 3rd world, crime-ridden shithole controlled by the narcotraffic.
>all my european teams lost todayLeave the thread, I want to be alone.
you now remember Nene playng for SPFW>scores a goal against some random team>retarded fan tattooed it
>>153909342basically thisthey're unironically trying to ban Linux
>>153909342>a faggot pedo youtubervery important to remember it
>>153909342damn, se acabou, last days of brazil on 4chan
>>153909433the honourable 4chan moderation team will surely stand for us, as they famously stood up for the UK:)
>>153909342a whole country ruined by a freak
>>153909402>>153909342>>153909065Can you post a news about this? For me it's like nothing happened so far.
>>153909496kek of course
>>153909342damn! it almost look like it was a whole orchestrated process or something! anyways, i can't wait to flood copalib with politics at election time in June!
>>153909504the law just went under effect, few sites adopted so far, here's a few that already caved:>Sambaporno blocked>Nexus Mods blocked>Rockstar Games seized sales on their launcher
don't carefind a way or don't
NOOOO NOT SAMBAPORNOANYTHING BUT SAMBAPORNO LULA YOU FUCKING TYRANT SCUM
>>153909342impressive syntactic abilityhigh cognitive abilitypara bens
isn't it sambapovorinho?
simpcity still working so fuck it
wait, it's not parabeans?
y'all just tweakin on the beans, I warned you about the toxicity
>pornhub is fine>4chan is fine>karagarga is fine>pudim.com.br is fineYeah, I don't give a fuck.
seems like it's only beans dot com dot br that's affected, lula knows to hit where it hurts
to anyone that still interacts with normies here, what are the odds that the "if you don't send your cpf to elon musk that means you're a pedo" narrative is the one mostly accepted by the average br?
>ñuls
is bucetadocaralho.gov working?
copalube.gov is down
loirinha ninfeta muito safada
Dinos always with the pedo shit baka.
>grindr is requiring a facescanit's so over, trikasbros
reminder that tomorrow is hot flan day!!!
>>153909971a.nalbros...what are we gonna do now?
ñ-ñuls??
>>153909975that's an outdated calendar, hot flan days are not set
niggas here put dulce de leche on the flan and then wonder why coworkers keep slapping their ass
> no brasileirão matches todayWhy did I even wake up today...
oof ñulbros...
AYO THIS NIGGA WATCHING NEWELLS
what even is a newell
>es tan poco ñuls, que desmerece el partido de lanús>30 sec of silence
Be honest, can YOU run in a straight line?
>brazilians so gay they can't even walk straight
has someone in history watched a whole porn movie? also why do they release a whole fucking movie? seems like a waste of money anyways
>>153910202go to bed boy ney
nothing like a classic ñuls humiliation ritual
>>153910270yeeep
>>153910260I watched Cidade de Deus.
>>153910260you only watch the middle and the last 2 minutes to see a guy cum? That's kinda gay
l-lanus sama, onegai
>5-0
love this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aik_HyS5WgIthread theme
>>153910260you're looking at it through the wrong lenses>90s>internet not good enough to stream porn on demandwhat would you buy?>dvd with 2 minutes of porn>dvd with 2 hours of porn and some fillerboth cost the same
>>153910370but not the same to make. better shoot 10 minutes than 2h
witch one is the real shield? i'm freaking out
>>153910433Wtf kind of mandela effect is this?
>>153910433it's always been the left one, retard
>>153910474not in my dimension
>>153910474bullshit
>>153909860of course you don't brasilians never rebel. lol
>>153910557it's still the left one in the image you posted, retard
>>153910557thats colon.
>>153910581in my dimension left used to mean right and right used to mean left, we just merged, I'm still getting used
Can you imagine brazilians protesting and it's just a carnaval.
>>153910648Kek
>>153910648lol
>>153910648This unironically happened in my city
>mirassol never lost a match playing at homecoxabros... we'll never be able to win tomorrow
I don't know if hambretina are banging pots and pans in protest—I'm just asking for food
is tapia saving them?
The new Bahia's white shirt
>>153910772>—imagine asking chatgpt to write a burn on agentinha
>>153910762nothing more sovlful than a small team being power boosted by their locals
>>153910786no
>>153910794>ec bahia a voz do povothese sashes are generally used to celebrate titles, they don't have enough to decorate five sashes?
>>153910794That pose looks familiar...
>>153910809Kek
>brazilians can't google goku pelado anymore
>>153911102does this kill them instantly or something?
>>153911183AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*crumbles to dust*
>>153911227Kek
>>153910260I remember watching porn films on Youtube. French, Italian, Korean, etc.
Brazilian mothers in 2027 be like:>joao why is the browser history full of native tribes documentaries?
minha mamaê a gente tinha vontade do fazer olhadinha na tetazinha
>>153910260I watched that one with Baneposting
>>153911321it surely was softcoreand you clearly didn't watch the whole thing
>>153911385>tons of jews will flee to argentina when iran destroys israel.>Maxi is going to post from the franja de avellaneda.
They'll never put internet ID in colombia because the economy would collapse.
>>153910794Great design
>>153911102we can but we have to face id to see goku pelado
nahuel will lose his polenta rights if he doesn't contribute to the new AMIA building
>Sport is already losing
Polenta isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I always shat on the gf for liking polenta but the one time she cooked it, it was fucking delicious
pau com dulce de letche
for me? it's gotta be a porra recheada
>>153911713polenta with ground beef is really good
>>153911898I think that's what my brazilian coworker brings to work everyday for his lunch, the one time I asked if it was feijoadinha he got really mad and unironically said "puta que pariu"
>>153911942He puts a lot of love and effort into those beans, don't disrespect his culture and be loud when you fart them.
>>153912012I'd never eat anything any of those fuckers bring, I'm not eating at work like a peasant
what flavor do argenchinos choose? piss or cum?
>>153912052you need to drink more water if your piss looks like that
All my life I've so full of gasI don't know what I eatingAll I know is I just wanna fart
Venezuela is WINNING A WORLD(classic) CUP and /copalib/ is silentGrimgrimgrim
>>153912384no lo sales, pirobo.
>>153912269You need to eat more beans if your piss doesn't look like that.
>>153912522black beans, white beans, carioca beans?
>>153912538For me its black beans and rice
GOLACOOOOOOOOOO
we have roger as manager
>>153912538Black beans for darker pee, white beans for stronger cum and carioca beans for better poop.
>The famous argie drink Manaos is called after a Brazilian cityKWABINHO
Holy shit the colombian league is so fucking corrupt lol, its so obvious.
>>153912615
Millos scored a goal
>>153912755And the motherfuckers behind the marketing have the nerve to call it orgullo nacionalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAOtHdJF7ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBpkxFS6mU
>>153912755other way around
>nooo you have to name your drinks Artigas or some other dead Spaniard if you want to be patriotic!!!¡!!!¡!!!¡
>>153912755it's actually named after the three founders>manuel>nahuel>oscarma-na-os, get it dinogayan bitch?
can paysanduck do the crime?
>>153912960Which is ironic because the most Uruguayan name of all time is Washington
>>153913038>Orlando, quien primeramente había decidido dedicarse al campo, cambió de idea y volvió a dedicarse al negocio de las gaseosas, creando su propia marca. El nombre Manaos surgió como competencia a la gaseosa Sao, por ser el nombre de otra ciudad de Brasil. Cuenta que se arrepiente de esta decisión: >Yo tenía que competir con la misma marca que había impuesto. Entonces le puse ‘Manaos’, porque también parecía brasilera. Maldigo la hora en que se me ocurrió Manaos. Le hubiera puesto ‘El Pampero’ o ‘Las Cataratas’, qué sé yo, pero no había ninguna intención de internacionalizar la marca.[1]https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manaos_(bebida)
The third to first out throws are so kino
just gonna drop this here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVqmLBoDoF-/
Solo Millos
>>153905452A pessoa que faz esses gráficos do Craque Neto já está merecendo um Nobel em Literatura faz muito tempo
>>153913268an incel and an egirl are just one chromosome apart
5 outs away
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy sentiu
>a.nal with 2 red cards
>>153912869Not funny
DOS OUTOS
LAST OUTO
>>1539143892nd goal
THRY FUCKING DID ITone WBC out of six22 WCsTHIS IS EQUIVALENT TO 3.6 WORLD CUPSVenezuela in boreball>>Argentina and worstguay
>hear fireworks outside>its because apparently venezuela just won the baseball world cup
>>153914802>>153914743Kek
Congratulations Venezuela we love you we're sorry for that FAT ORANGE DOPE!
>they genuinely think inter is getting rebaixated this year
Increible que el más "grande" de Columbia tenga de papá a un virgen internacional.
>>153914802Buenos aires is the tower of babel.
>>153914990El cielo es azul
>>153915121quieto Eduardo Luis
Would you beat a family member if you find them listening to bad bunny?
>>153914990a.nal no es papa de nadie.
>>153914990Im surprised millitos still has such good savings from the dino eraAfaik the king of head to head records is... Cali. Anticlimactic innit?
>>153915176Silencio Asprilla
Also this means that we have lost Venezuela to boreball for the next generation. I think football had already overtaken at some stage but this will reverse ot
>>153915222Volve al basebell y hacer hakas.
>>153915243dame el "pase de la vida" lol.I can't stand the cringe watching 5 minutes of win.
>>153915279You're leterelly proving me right
>>153915310indeed, I missread your post.
>memezuela won>mijos wonexcellent night, bros.
quadrillion dollar idea: Kopi Luwak but it's made with colombian insta thots instead of monkeys
>>153915415>>153915415>>153915415
>>153915360Your noble post embiggens the smallest man>>153915397Please provide your legally binding definition of "insta thot"
