No way.... is that Ryback's dog?
Having small hands doesn't mean you can't play in the NFL...right?
>huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh>hehehehehehehehehehehhe yeah yeah yeah
Microsoft account recovery is so dogshit that I had to file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau
Say something nice about him /nfl/He needs it now that the queefies are irrelevant again
>>153898792He's honestly kind of funny when the Chiefs aren't winning. Desu, I watch talk shows more when the teams of the hosts are losing because they're a lot more humble
>>153898792He has really good co-hosts.
>>153898861they had the flu :(
Institutionalized by parents induced melty!
>>153898792I like him. I don't care about his "bad takes" because I know he's just an entertainer. Only a retard would take him seriously
>I'm not obsessed!!!Keeeeeeeek mindraped by Kiwi
>>153898884How obsessed are you? I didn't agree with his Milroe take at all but you don't see me obsessing over it. Jeez
>>153898890He still tries to be right and he admitted he bet a lot of money on that game. Bo Nix genuinely makes him seethe
>>153898792He looks like he could pass as a combatant on either side of the current conflict. I'm sure there's some value in that.
Bo Nix did a better job of snapping his ankle than JFFM did cutting his wrists
my raidies ^_^my mendozie {=>_^=}
My QB unironically just needs more help
More of the offseason action the National Felon League always delivershttps://nypost.com/2026/03/16/sports/robert-nkemdiche-ripped-by-cops-after-alleged-theft-police-body-cam/
Oakland Raiders
>>153898752Sarrrr no redeem
>>153898725umm really nice dog, but we already have an official dog
>>153898861Why are all half-black QBs considered fully black interchangeably? The media acts as though Mahomes is Kunta Kinte when he does well.
>>153899219Delete this shit nephew
>>153899210>the official dog of the official NFL thread is a dog for women
>>153899454....*loud sigh*
I don't know why there is not a person trying to become the black QB whisperer
>>153899519Have you ever watched the Wire?
>>153899454We're all little girls here
Imagine being proud to be an American
>>153899547true
Mendoza Landscaping and Lawn Care LLC
>>153899664Coward
If you've never had sex you can't talk about sports. Lookin at you kiwicel.
>>153899454that pom knows more ball than you do
kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_fH0tD1GOQ
Radio silence. Best thing he's ever done
If I was an NFL QB, my gimmick would be posting cryptic social media posts threatening to kill myself after every playoff loss.
Kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjZFAwRboo0
>>1538997249 please don't do it bro
So the broncos with a bionic bo nix are going to be unstoppable next year, right?
>>153899744*looks at their free agency signings*Probably gonna be slightly worse.
>>153899681Why would I not have had sex? I'm not an ugly obsese cut dick mutt lmfao>>153899744If they get either AJ Brown or Tyreek Hill. Aqib Talib has been hinting there's some big news coming. I could see it being a trade for AJ Brown
>>153899744Idk rigged sport, after all
Anyone have a list of the remaining FA WR's?
>>153899744>10-3 in 1 score games>glass QB>zero (0) FA acquisitions Not looking good for Denver, and I'm being 100% serious
>>153899778Your 4incher is protected kiwicel. Maybe someone out there will share your love of American sports. I love you
>>153898792I like the fact that he's an unrepentant gamer despite his co-hosts being oldfags who act like they're too cool for that shit. Brou not knowing the origin of Sonic and Knuckles genuinely caused him some existential angsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mRiUWoA-jQ
>>153899875>tv weirdo is just like me!You're an npc
>2024 QBs are either shit or made of glassWhy is this?
>>153898805only the losing side has to be humble
>black coaches>black qbs>blacks
If you've never had sex you are literally a worthless lemming
>>153899889Anon, posting here makes *you* a weirdo to normies so maybe maybe dispense with the judgemental attitude.
>/enefel/ thinks THIS bum is winning anything
>>153899875I don't think he's much of a gamer but he did play a bunch of Madden franchise mode back in the day I can't remember what segment I saw it on maybe it was a YouTube short. I used to do the same thing I loved franchise mode taking the shittiest teams and trying to improve the rosters as much as possible and win games on All Madden difficulty
>>153899977The ass whooping the Jags put on them was glorious
my raiderrhea finna shock the worlded
>>153899977Kek based. AEW is winning. Tony is winning. Jags are winning. Colts are dead. Texans are dead. Titans are dead. WWE is dead. Bitchtits is malding.
>>153899977Glass bitch couldn’t even play in the AFCCG kek
>>153900002Absolutely gutted that The Prince ran into the Bills. Buffalo was the only team capable of stopping the Jags. If the seeding had been slightly different, Jaggies make the Owl
>Tony is winning
Right on que here come bitchtits to seethe and mald at the Jags and Tony.
>>153900040Bills-Jags was such a kino game. Jags defenders were hitting like trucks I was surprised there wasn't more injuries. I might actually rewatch it tonight
>>153900002>Colts are deadYes, keep sleeping. Definitely look past that team.
>>153900092Keep paying Danny Dimes 100 million to breaks his bones and miss games, you cuckold slob.
>>153900002
>>153900092Danny Moneybags had 6 turnovers in a game before he was hurt
>>153900121>>153900141Yes. Precisely. They're nothing to worry about. If you play them you might as well look ahead to the next game. Pay them no mind.
>head coach got fired after losing a power struggle with Aaron Rodgers>offensive coordinator got completely exposed as a Winkbabby, won five games in 1.5 years and constantly chimped out on the sidelines>QB was the No. 1 pick but had zero hype either coming out of college or as an NFL rookie>franchise just walked back its identity for the last 20+ years and is now basically the Oilers againWhat's the Titans' ceiling for this season?
>>153900092Even if everything goes right for the Colts this season and danny dogshit starts 17 games id still pick them to finish 3rd in the division. Texans are a Superbowl calibre team and the Jags are extremely well coaches even though I don't think they're as talented as their record in 2025
>>153900197You have no idea how bad it will get. Salah is a fucking mental retard, and Daboll is a ragecow sperg. Their collapse will be legendary.
Reminder that Robert Saleh was leaking info to Joe Benigno when he was head coach of the Jets.
Who thought this was a good idea??
>>153900354The female owner.
The League should make the Cowboys swap offenses with the Texans. Dallas has proven that they cannot handle a real NFL team, and the state of Texas deserves a good franchise
>>153900476Is this the year Jerry finally croaks? He’s basically been an emotional vampire for you fucks for the last 40 years.
>>153900354It's a good idea if only to make the city of Houston seethe.
>>153900318Can you collapse if you're already a pile of rubble, tnough? I feel like this is one of those scenarios where the the team will be absolute shit yet no one will be blamed because everyone knew they would be shit. At least for the first year
>>153900476
the r*vens and anyone associated with them are spiritually indian
>>153900721Actually the Bills are Canada's unofficial NFL team and Canada is majority Indian so the Bills and anyone associated with them are spiritually Indian.
I can't wait to pmfwdbwdsbThis is created on the assumption that CJ Stroud is out by week 6 btw
>>153900788bills are bloody Pakistani sir
>>153900845The only thing the bears could win is a cock sucking contest.
>Buffalo Bills legend Darius Slay has retired
Soon...
imagine if michael b. jordan signed with the bills and was catching tuddies from joshie
>>153900902he's more based than i realized
>and real gangsta ass Wions neva flex nuts >Cuz real gangsta ass Wions know they got em
>>153900865RIP Big Play Slay, glad you got a ring. He was one of my favorite players on the Lions.
>>153902170>BARBED
the apology needs to be as loud as the disrespect (when he wins da soup herbal)
>>153899875Brou gets a pass. NES wasn’t even around when he was a kid.
>>153901545Geesh. He writes like a middle schooler. There are people who bussy-post in this general that are more eloquent.
>>153902231This was a big year for goof, he proved he can be at least mediocre without an elite oline.
>>153902279Bussy poster here, it was painful to read. This is thing. I like thing. Other people don't like thing. I think people that don't like thing should like thing. Only like 470 something more words to go.
>>153902231Remember when you said that Goff was going to be great this year and prove he wasn't an OCbabby then he was shit and the Lions came last in their division because he doesn't have a McVay or Ben Johnson in his earLmao
I've been using r/nfl more since the people there are kinder and more understanding of Mahomes as the GOAT qb above brady Everyone knows it's true
>Russ cap gone>do literally nothing with it
>>153899744Medical bills aren't part of cap space so who knows what sorcery Walmart can afford to pay to get him healthy. That's kind of my theory is that the owners have so much fucking money that they're giving him the best health care anyone could ask for
>>153902585Unironically, what are they thinking? The Broncos won a bunch of 1 score games last year, they should've broken the bank to try and make sure they can confidently win games next year. Instead, they just let a bunch of starters walk
>>153902585You should've done something with it while you had the chance. Mahomes is back and is going to take the division back effortlessly. The chargers had to injure Mahomes and his receivers in order to beat them this year along with the blo dix. Once mahomes gets cleared week 2 he's going to win 12 games in a row. And sweep the entire AFC
>>153902431Goff had a great season outside of a few stinkers against the Packers and Vikings. The interior OL struggled at times but he mostly balled out. You clearly didn't watch many of their games if you think he wasn't still playing at roughly the same level. Also their secondary got absolutely ass fucked with injuries to multiple corners and Kerby Joseph. They would've been in the playoffs too btw if the reffies hadn't taken 2 touchdowns off the board at the end of the Steelers game. Again you don't know ball
I just relooked at the 2024 draft and I'm shaking my head. HOW THE FUCK DID THE VIKINGS NOT DRAFT BO NIX? His college stats are insane and I look at mcshartys stats >22 touchdowns on loaded tranny michigan teamThis shit has to stop. Someone needs to train a new era of GMs to avoid shit schools that prioritize winning with anyone at qb over having someone who can function in the nfl. On another tangent ohio state another, tranny institution, somehow got justin fields picked first and the most fraudulent hiesman winning qb I've ever seen. It makes me wonder whether mendoza is going to be a giga shit bust. I can smell it coming. I watched him in the playoffs and I wasn't impressed
>>153902691Bo Nix college tape was so much fun man. Even at Auburn you could see flashes like his crazy road comeback against LSU. He did have some cold streaks, struggled throwing deep outside the numbers and was viewed as a PAC12 babby so a lot of draft people wrote him off as a day 2 guy. I knew he had insane potential. His ability to avoid sacks was uncanny. It's carried over to the NFL
>>153902643>mahomesElway won an Owl with an undiagnosed ACL. Can Patty say the same?
>>153902705Bon can look pretty bad in some of his Oregon tape because Dan Lanning is a cocky retard
>>153902738I can't speak to all of his first season at Oregon but his 2023 was incredible. Even the losses to Washington he had them in position to win both games. It's a shame they didn't make the CFP that year I definitely think they would've put up a better fight against Michigan than Washington did. I actually like Dan Lanning a lot he runs an awesome program but he does play down to the competition sometimes
>So let me go... down the line>Let me feel it all>Joy, pain, and sky>So let me go... down the line>We all burn, burn, burn and die
>>153899503yjk?
>>153902757Lanning is definitely a hero for absolutely embarrassing Colorado after all that Shadman/Primate hype.
>>153902817
>>153902847kek i just remembered that queefie who had a thread long meltdown because you kept saying Brittany fucks dogs
>>153902970They need to draft a Center and 3 DBs minimum
153902643I'm not even giving you (you)s any more because these posts are so clearly disingenuous. You're not even a Cheifs fan, just some faggot making shitty bait.
im glad darius slay is gone that nigga fucked my chiefs up back in 2025
>>153903224wish u were gone
>>153903230go to bed bud wageslavin awaits you
If I never see a Joe Flacco start in my life I'll still die happy. This man delivered so much kino I can't even describe. Where my Ravens bros @? I'm hitting the nostalgia hard tonight
