Having small hands doesn't mean you can't play in the NFL...right?
>huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh>hehehehehehehehehehehhe yeah yeah yeah
Microsoft account recovery is so dogshit that I had to file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau
>>153898792He's honestly kind of funny when the Chiefs aren't winning. Desu, I watch talk shows more when the teams of the hosts are losing because they're a lot more humble
>>153898792He has really good co-hosts.
>>153898861they had the flu :(
Institutionalized by parents induced melty!
>>153898792I like him. I don't care about his "bad takes" because I know he's just an entertainer. Only a retard would take him seriously
>>153898884How obsessed are you? I didn't agree with his Milroe take at all but you don't see me obsessing over it. Jeez
>>153898792He looks like he could pass as a combatant on either side of the current conflict. I'm sure there's some value in that.
Bo Nix did a better job of snapping his ankle than JFFM did cutting his wrists
my raidies ^_^my mendozie {=>_^=}
My QB unironically just needs more help
More of the offseason action the National Felon League always delivershttps://nypost.com/2026/03/16/sports/robert-nkemdiche-ripped-by-cops-after-alleged-theft-police-body-cam/
>>153898752Sarrrr no redeem
>>153898725umm really nice dog, but we already have an official dog
>>153898861Why are all half-black QBs considered fully black interchangeably? The media acts as though Mahomes is Kunta Kinte when he does well.
>>153899219Delete this shit nephew
>>153899210>the official dog of the official NFL thread is a dog for women
>>153899454....*loud sigh*
I don't know why there is not a person trying to become the black QB whisperer
>>153899519Have you ever watched the Wire?
>>153899454We're all little girls here
Imagine being proud to be an American
>>153899547true
Mendoza Landscaping and Lawn Care LLC
If you've never had sex you can't talk about sports. Lookin at you kiwicel.
>>153899454that pom knows more ball than you do
kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_fH0tD1GOQ
Radio silence. Best thing he's ever done
If I was an NFL QB, my gimmick would be posting cryptic social media posts threatening to kill myself after every playoff loss.
Kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjZFAwRboo0
>>1538997249 please don't do it bro
So the broncos with a bionic bo nix are going to be unstoppable next year, right?
>>153899744*looks at their free agency signings*Probably gonna be slightly worse.
>>153899744Idk rigged sport, after all
Anyone have a list of the remaining FA WR's?
>>153899744>10-3 in 1 score games>glass QB>zero (0) FA acquisitions Not looking good for Denver, and I'm being 100% serious
>>153899778Your 4incher is protected kiwicel. Maybe someone out there will share your love of American sports. I love you
>>153899875>tv weirdo is just like me!You're an npc
>2024 QBs are either shit or made of glassWhy is this?
>black coaches>black qbs>blacks
If you've never had sex you are literally a worthless lemming
>/enefel/ thinks THIS bum is winning anything
>>153899977The ass whooping the Jags put on them was glorious
my raiderrhea finna shock the worlded
>>153899977Kek based. AEW is winning. Tony is winning. Jags are winning. Colts are dead. Texans are dead. Titans are dead. WWE is dead. Bitchtits is malding.
>>153899977Glass bitch couldn’t even play in the AFCCG kek
>>153900002Absolutely gutted that The Prince ran into the Bills. Buffalo was the only team capable of stopping the Jags. If the seeding had been slightly different, Jaggies make the Owl
Right on que here come bitchtits to seethe and mald at the Jags and Tony.
>>153900002>Colts are deadYes, keep sleeping. Definitely look past that team.
>>153900092Keep paying Danny Dimes 100 million to breaks his bones and miss games, you cuckold slob.
>>153900002
>>153900092Danny Moneybags had 6 turnovers in a game before he was hurt
>>153900121>>153900141Yes. Precisely. They're nothing to worry about. If you play them you might as well look ahead to the next game. Pay them no mind.
>head coach got fired after losing a power struggle with Aaron Rodgers>offensive coordinator got completely exposed as a Winkbabby, won five games in 1.5 years and constantly chimped out on the sidelines>QB was the No. 1 pick but had zero hype either coming out of college or as an NFL rookie>franchise just walked back its identity for the last 20+ years and is now basically the Oilers againWhat's the Titans' ceiling for this season?
>>153900197You have no idea how bad it will get. Salah is a fucking mental retard, and Daboll is a ragecow sperg. Their collapse will be legendary.
Reminder that Robert Saleh was leaking info to Joe Benigno when he was head coach of the Jets.
>>153900354The female owner.
The League should make the Cowboys swap offenses with the Texans. Dallas has proven that they cannot handle a real NFL team, and the state of Texas deserves a good franchise
>>153900476Is this the year Jerry finally croaks? He’s basically been an emotional vampire for you fucks for the last 40 years.
>>153900354It's a good idea if only to make the city of Houston seethe.
>>153900476
the r*vens and anyone associated with them are spiritually indian
>>153900721Actually the Bills are Canada's unofficial NFL team and Canada is majority Indian so the Bills and anyone associated with them are spiritually Indian.
I can't wait to pmfwdbwdsbThis is created on the assumption that CJ Stroud is out by week 6 btw
>>153900788bills are bloody Pakistani sir
>>153900845The only thing the bears could win is a cock sucking contest.
>Buffalo Bills legend Darius Slay has retired
imagine if michael b. jordan signed with the bills and was catching tuddies from joshie
>>153900902he's more based than i realized
>and real gangsta ass Wions neva flex nuts >Cuz real gangsta ass Wions know they got em
>>153900865RIP Big Play Slay, glad you got a ring. He was one of my favorite players on the Lions.
>>153902170>BARBED
>>153899875Brou gets a pass. NES wasn’t even around when he was a kid.
>>153901545Geesh. He writes like a middle schooler. There are people who bussy-post in this general that are more eloquent.
>>153902231This was a big year for goof, he proved he can be at least mediocre without an elite oline.
>>153902279Bussy poster here, it was painful to read. This is thing. I like thing. Other people don't like thing. I think people that don't like thing should like thing. Only like 470 something more words to go.
>>153902231Remember when you said that Goff was going to be great this year and prove he wasn't an OCbabby then he was shit and the Lions came last in their division because he doesn't have a McVay or Ben Johnson in his earLmao
I've been using r/nfl more since the people there are kinder and more understanding of Mahomes as the GOAT qb above brady Everyone knows it's true
>Russ cap gone>do literally nothing with it
>>153899744Medical bills aren't part of cap space so who knows what sorcery Walmart can afford to pay to get him healthy. That's kind of my theory is that the owners have so much fucking money that they're giving him the best health care anyone could ask for
>>153902585Unironically, what are they thinking? The Broncos won a bunch of 1 score games last year, they should've broken the bank to try and make sure they can confidently win games next year. Instead, they just let a bunch of starters walk
>>153902585You should've done something with it while you had the chance. Mahomes is back and is going to take the division back effortlessly. The chargers had to injure Mahomes and his receivers in order to beat them this year along with the blo dix. Once mahomes gets cleared week 2 he's going to win 12 games in a row. And sweep the entire AFC
I just relooked at the 2024 draft and I'm shaking my head. HOW THE FUCK DID THE VIKINGS NOT DRAFT BO NIX? His college stats are insane and I look at mcshartys stats >22 touchdowns on loaded tranny michigan teamThis shit has to stop. Someone needs to train a new era of GMs to avoid shit schools that prioritize winning with anyone at qb over having someone who can function in the nfl. On another tangent ohio state another, tranny institution, somehow got justin fields picked first and the most fraudulent hiesman winning qb I've ever seen. It makes me wonder whether mendoza is going to be a giga shit bust. I can smell it coming. I watched him in the playoffs and I wasn't impressed
>>153902643>mahomesElway won an Owl with an undiagnosed ACL. Can Patty say the same?
>>153902705Bon can look pretty bad in some of his Oregon tape because Dan Lanning is a cocky retard
>>153899503yjk?
>>153902757Lanning is definitely a hero for absolutely embarrassing Colorado after all that Shadman/Primate hype.
>>153902817
im glad darius slay is gone that nigga fucked my chiefs up back in 2025
>>153903224wish u were gone
>>153903230go to bed bud wageslavin awaits you
Russel Wilson is running out of teams to land. Is this it?
>no please I need a heckin attention please please I need (((you)))s please!
>>153903493He'll probably play for the cards or jets at some point, maybe a mid season pick up for the bengals or 49ers when all their qbs die and/or the backups are complete trash.
draft him, butthead
why do people keep believing in justin fields?
>>153901545Jesus Christ, he's a literal retard.
>>153901545>needing to cite the CDC to say there are biological differences between men and womenwhat a fucking sad state of affairs
>>153902691Nine had a better PFF ranking
Raiders have a great shot at winning their mess of a division
>>153904287Black QBs get infinite chancesJJ McCarthy is already considered a total bust despite having a better trajectory than Shadeur Sanders who's considered the franchise guy. It's bigotry of lowered expectations
fields has been peak sports entertainment for a while. never in doubt.
>>153902847mfw
>>153904779
>>153904517she looks like she stores a lot of (useless) knowledge
>>153898861>5 SBs from this list>4 SBs from the white QB listWhitebros…
>>153904880The Bears want the canals to have even more feces in them?
>>153904880>>153904883Dave Matthews Band flew over again.
>>153904880oi laddy good morning to ya saar we did a little irish indian shit in the designated river
Soon.
>>153899454Fuck you nigga. I love my Yorkie
>>153904287He looked legitimately good in a few games with the Jets last season. He clearly has it in him to be an NFL quarterback, he just needs to be more consistent. That being said, you're exaggerating if you're saying teams believe in him. He was traded for a 6th round pick and he's not being given a real starting job
>>153902691Blo Dix sucks. He was always going to be Gardner Minshew at best.
>>153904924>lovegay lol
>>153904924way to admit you're a fat faggot lol
>>153901545>>153902279>>153904325If you've taken an English class at a university within the last ten years you would know that's pretty average writing for a student and exceptional for most Americans. He probably got a B for that at Georgia.
There's going to be someone in the top 10 of the draft who's going to ignore their dire needs of something like defense to go after Love. I bet it will be the Titans.
>>153904825one is simply aware
>>153904894>top o' the mornin to ya benchod
>>153904975It would be funny if it was the Giants (again)
>>153904989Harbaugh isn't going to do that I don't think. Telling that he immediately snatched up Jason Sanders from the phins before anyone could even breathe on that deal. I don't think he's wasting any time or picks.
>>153905027If this is true this pretty much seals the deal that beavis and butthead are retarded and this team is actually moving backwards. There is no reality in which you could convince me to get rid of waddle or achane. (then again I wouldn't have gotten rid of sanders I just mentioned either... especially without anyone to replace them)
>>153905027i think it's a win-win situation for both sides
>>153905027they should've just used their draft pick to get a WR
>BREAKING: Cincinnati #Bengals superstar quarterback Joe Burrow has allegedly BROKE UP with his girlfriend model Olivia Ponton recently.>Ponton was previously an employee of Burrow, per reports.>Olivia came out as bisexual in 2021 and later publicly identified as pansexual.
>>153905034It is a massive loss for the phins, you cannot replace waddle with a late first pick. It would be a chris grier tier fuckup to let one of their only tools go right now.
>>153905036>the beards arent even lasting a year JUST
>>153905036he's not in a relationship with anyone. he's young, rich, famous, and good looking. he's still in his fuck everything that moves phase
the fucking season hasn't even started yetwe're not even to the draft yet... fire beavis and butthead
>>153905033It sucks dumping Waddle but they have to think 3-5 years out, get his contract off the books, cycle in rookie talent that can elevate the roster as a whole, while staying under the cap, so they can be in a spot to attract stars/have them. As it sits they would’ve burned the value out of waddle, got nothing in return and would’ve had to start their “rebuild” once he left to be 8 years behind
>>153905046*blow anything that moves
>YEAH WE REALLY NEED MALIK FOR THE QB ROOM NEXT YEAR SO HE CAN THROW TO NO ONE, YEP WE DEFINITELY COULDN'T SEE WHAT WE HAD IN EWERS NOPEfucking retard team
>>153905057They are 32 for money spent right now. They already shed all the weight needed. They didn't need to dump anything else. This is a shit trade. They aren't 3-5 years out. If it wasn't for Beavis and Butthead fucking this up they were some simple fixes away from being competitive. The team already was competitive in its broken state. It was permanently 9-8/8-9 even with Tua and Mcdaniel and Grier.They didn't get anything for waddle. A late first when you already pick 11th is retarded. He's worth more than that. This isn't the situation they were in end of season anymore. Their books are in a way better spot which makes their moves even dumber.
>>153905061Miami hurts.>piss away most underrated end the past two decades Check>piss away most underrated safety the past two decadesCheck>piss away a WR duo Check
The only mistake the Dolphins FO has made this off season was not taking the whole Pooa contract at once. Their goal should've been to enter next season with no dead cap and a ton of picks, even if that means going 2-15
>>153905036Did he ever claim her as his gf though? I thought she was just one of his sidechicks
>>153905017No I definitely don't think they will, just that it would be funny
>>153905070You forgot>Finally get rid of the curse of Chris Griet>Can't even fucking enjoy it because they doubled down on being retards.>>153905073Firing Jason Sanders will be looked back on as a massive fuckup that helped the Giants do even more damage this coming season.Tua should've been kept and made to play backup to Ewers. There was no need to hire malik.>the only mistakesybau as the kids would say.
>>153905027Great trade for the Broncos. They're still going to be frauds though.
>>153905067His final two seasons would’ve been 33 and 37 million. Whoever they get at the tail end of the 1st could be a guy they run for 3+ years. He could be shit, but he won’t cost them 70 million dollars when they won’t be winning, or having a clear direction. They should’ve committed to Ewers but they’re choosing the tank route collecting pieces for a couple years
>>153905077Yeah it would be. I just don't think people realize how fucking annoying the giants are going to be this season kek>>153905084Fucking incredible trade for the broncos, no idea how they fleeced the phins that badly. What a stupid fucking trade for the phins.
>>153905036Who cares? Why is this general so obsessed with TMZslop?
>>153905087And? They are in last place on cash spent they are not in the situation they were in even a few months ago. They can SPEND ON GOOD PLAYERS specifically for the rebuild. Makes no sense to get rid of waddle when he's about to do his best work.Not for a late pick. He's worth more. And no team should pay it. That is the whole issue. Phins got fleeced.
>>153905027>sign promising young QB to be your starter>trade away your WR1If I was Willis (or a phins fan, for that matter) I'd be very pissed
>>153905046Burrow is too autistic for these vapid insta-models, he has a better chance of meeting a long term partner off of fucking discord
>>153905102They should've never signed that fucking retard, especially not for that overpaid deal. Doubly so considering this bullshit.They let JASON SANDERS WALK and the punter they replaced him with and have no one better to put in the place. Butthead is a fucking retard.Fire beavis and butthead.
>>153905075Yeah she was just a side piece and it wasn't known until she reported the break-in at his house
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2033217709794598931/video/1I guess this video makes way more sense now...fuckin dammit. (they are longtime friends)
>>153905107Willis is definitely good enough to be a starter in the NFL. I don't know about the money side of it, but if you're trying to win games it makes sense to sign him. Gutting the offense after signing him makes me think they're not trying to win games, which makes the move at QB insane.
>>153905125>"Pat Surtain, I would beat the f**k out of him. I would beat the dogsh*t out of him."for those that don't want to click. Waddle eating sour patch kids was interviewed at that eceleb boxing thing the other night.>>153905129>but if you're trying to win gamesyou don't give away waddle for a late first that is basically a second.
>>153905125Buy an ad, dov
>>153905104People really don't talk about how awkward and autistic Burrow sounds when he speaks
>>153905129but yeah that is why I am like ???If you're throwing out waddle for nothing, why would you not keep tua and run ewers? Makes no fucking sense.>>153905135Fuck that kike, that was just where i saw the clip and why I posted the second message I did.
>>153905133Yes, did you read the last sentence of my post
>>153905099Who are good players you’d spend on? What players want to go to Miami and waste away a second contract, lose value for a third, and retire? No linemen want to do it. I’m not giving the retards a pass but I don’t see low spending as a bad thing when you’ve got these retard teams spending and still losing. He’s going to be 28 and should be solid until 32 which he will be due a new contract by then. Phins got out of WR drama in a couple years. He can’t throw the ball to himself, and pass protect himself, and like I said 33 & 37 million cap hit, they could split that between two linemen. You’ll call me crazy but Miami is in a good spot, and will be better than Buffalo and New England shortly
>>153905048You should be happy. Your prediction of them winning 7 or 8 games is now in jeopardy. View it like they’re trading Waddle for this year’s 30th pick AND a 2027 top 3 pick.
I don't think tanking is really an issue but it's kinda funny that the Jets, Cardinals, and Dolphins are blatantly planning to lose games, it's usually more subtle than this.
>Carson Beck is the worst Quarterback I have ever seen in my life and I would rather kill myself and my family than to draft him.What did Chris Simms mean by this?
>>153905143Yeah I was speed replying because I'm annoyed kek which is why I continued here >>153905141>>153905149I view it like a guy that is worth 2 firsts or a first and a second (which no team should pay) was just traded for a 2nd round pick at best (late first) after you spent 15m a year on a nigger qb you didn't need at all turns outIt makes every move they've made before this look even fucking dumber. Like again, JASON FUCKING SANDERS being gotten rid of.These guys don't know what they are doing and are just playing friendship games like all teams seem to.
>>153905156That lefty bias showing wow
>>153905156Is he really worse than Christian Hackenberg or Nathan Peterman? Those are the worst QBs I've ever seen in my life.
>>153905160UFL season is coming up. You’d like it
>>153905160All good bro, I get it. If >my team was doing this nonsense I'd be boiling as well.
>>153905165kekWhen I want to feel good about sports I just go to the ehl hockey games. My local team whoops ass and the games are fun and cheap.>>153905167I'm used to retarded shit I had years of Chris Grier at GM but this just makes 0 sense. Even he would've gotten more out of this. If I'm Ross (owner) I'm wondering what the fuck I just did hiring these two. Are you just going to hire all your buddies and have a little summer camp?
At this point just free Achane, he's too good to be stuck in such a godforsaken team. Could easily see him being the next CMC or Barkley if he goes to a competitive roster
And honestly at this point fucking trade Achane if you can you clearly don't want to fucking do anything of merit in even the next 5 years so fuck it. Get all the picks, be a real chris grier>>153905181kek timing
>Waddle traded for a first and a thirdNot crazy that the Eagles are asking for more than this for AJ Brown
>>153905193it isn't a first, it is a late first, basically a 2nd, and a late 3rd and 4th. Phins got fleeced.
>>15390519330th pick is essentially an early 2nd, and the 3rd rounder is really late toonot to mention that the fins lose positions with the 4th round swap
This is pretty cheap desu, surprised the Bills or any other WR needy team picked up tbe phone
>>153905201>>153905210Yes, I know that. I'm saying Brown is worth a little bit more. Plus, the likeliest trade partner is still New England, who have pick 31.
>>153905181Future ram all over him or chief. Does he have a history of violence? That could get him cut
>>153905236It is stupid cheap. And it makes the new regime of the phins look like clowns after talking about how they wanted waddle and liked him. And after firing their longest tenured player and game winning kicker Jason Sanders. And makes them look even dumber after hiring Malik Willis which you no longer have anyone for him to throw to at the starter level. And makes you look like a real fucking retard for not even trading but cutting tua when you could've just used him as a backup, but I'm going in fucking circles at this point. Fire Beavis and Butthead. Can't believe I'm already saying that and it isn't even the draft.Life really is a circle.
>>153905201Three easy contracts. If the scouts aren’t retarded three valuable players that are around for 8-10 years at a reasonable price. They’re tanking for Arch lol
Don't forget the dead cap is crazy lmao
Feeling pretty good about the Dolphins and Ewers winning the QB battle. The kids got the IT factor
>>153905264If it was chris grier I'd have more faith honestly.>>153905267It really isn't as bad as it seems now that they've shed some shit but they shed some guys they actually needed apparently. They have more to work with than it seems if you just go by the tua anchor.
>>153905267They’ll be spending like a UFL team for a decade now :)
>>153905259Yeah I'm seeing people say it's a fleece/overpay by the phins which makes no sense unless you think all 1st round picks are created equal. It's basically an early 2nd and a third
Chris Grier would've traded achane and waddle for 10 first rounds over 5 years and 72 seconds.
>>153905293For a guy that was worth an early first and a 2nd (which no team should pay).
>>153905267>Saints still having that much dead cap
The Eagles signed Hollywood Brown. Pretty cheap one-year deal.
>>153905282Alright so we know it won’t end with winning. In 5 years would you rather see a strong offensive core built for the next HC/GM to inherit or a defense? >what we know Hafley will make it 2.75 years before being fired for some college coach
Fwiw, using the draft value chart the trade on net was Waddle for the ~24th pick.
>>153905310>Katrina Tax
>>153905317Fire beavis and butthead now and put the son in law as gm and get me the shula kid asap
:(
>>153905330Shane Beamer and Raja Bells son is the best I can do
>>153905347if I'm achane I'm getting on the next flight out of miami and demanding a trade, doesn't matter where
>Year of the horse
>>153905352kekOk fine you twisted my arm but I'll be the coach and gm just let me get my madden save...
>>153905347>not my dawg >camera pans to michael vick>cuts to marcus
NBA-style gossipfags are really starting to ruin this sport. Be warned.
>>153905356Based on the bullshit they've pulled get a fucking an early first for achane NOW before someone does a fucking columbine in that office.
>>153905347The fact they paid Tua when he couldn’t get it done with Tyreek and Tua should tell you they need a complete house cleaning in that front office. Jesus fucking Christ Miami sucks.
>>153905367Ruin this bussy
>>153905362If these coaches can fake a career why can’t we? You’ll know I’m a big time coach if you see back to back Statue of Liberty plays. That’ll be me. I’ll save football
>>153905027damn that's steep when they were only asking for a 2nd rounder last season. fucking fleeced
>>153905326>there are people old enough to drink that weren't alive for KatrinaWtf, that can't be right
>>153905373Grier was 100% responsible for that because he knew he should've never drafted tua. It is why he didn't make tua play out his 5th year. I've said it too many times here it was a very simple "prove it" deal for tua when his contract came up, you give him like 20m up to 60+ IF YOU WIN, IF YOU DO X Y Z, etc.Simple. That way he looks like a beast if/when he proves it, and no one looks like an asshole if he doesn't.>>153905375Fuck yeah I'm here for it. QB Sneaks all day here.
>>153905347>>153905356Pay some wannabe ig or tik tok ho 2 grand to say you whooped her ass, be hostile with the team when they question you, they cut you, then the chcik goes online and says she was doing some rp bullshit and she mever even met you.
>>153905367Too much technology. Make them weather leather helmets in the pro bowl
>>153905378The Broncos are pick 30, that's basically a 2nd rounder
>>153905379Perspective is a bitch damn
>>153905378That wasn't real. Grier would never. He'd get 13 6th rounders and 3.50 in walmart gift cards.
>>153905379In Louisiana you start drinking beer when you're 10, shine when you start growing hair on your nuts and lean as soon as you figure out how to hustle up some codein
>>153905418Well I mean you don't want to drink that tap water...
>>153905312Do chefs fans get to stop pretending he's the GOAT now
>>153905424Wait they have I thought they just carried buckets of it from the chemical creek where all those plants dump their waste. Like the refineries and the carbon black plants.
Since I already blogposted about this shit with the phins let me go ahead and mock omar kelly one of the miami "news" guys focused on the phinsOh really Omar, stop talking about that one eh?
>>153905443>omar biggest mistake the last 20 years? empowering blacks and women to do White man jobs like reporting
>>153905027YUGE overpay unless they win an owl
>>153905027based Dolphins trying to save Arch from the Jets
Only thing I can guess is they are dead set on keeping achane and having achane and malik just run the fucking ball all season. Otherwise none of this makes any sense even if you draft a good WR.>>153905448I shoot hate Omar. He's a fucking clown. The "dolphins collective" are legitimate retards. The only sports media guy covering the phins worth a fuck is Kyle Crabbs other than Joe Rose but his cohosts fucking suck.>>153905458kek he'd actually play for the phins at least.
>>153905457A 2nd round pick and a 3rd is an overpay for a guy that is worth a first and a 2nd? Right. It is nice when people who don't know shit about fuck show it openly.
>[Pelissero] Trade! Broncos get Jaylan Waddle and Dolphins’ 4th-round pick (11th in round) in this year’s draft. Dolphins get Denver's 1st round pick (30th overall) along with late 3rd and 4th round picks (30th in each round) in this year’s draft.OHNONOOONOONOOOO THEY OVERPAID FOR LE STAND BEHIND TYREEK MAN AND GET OPEN FOR FREEEHHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAOOOHONONONONONOOO
Remember when the Saints helped cover up child sexual abuse?
Makes DJ Moore deal look like a steal.
>>153905430He did pretty good for us last season but he’s not exactly WR1 material. High end WR2 if we’re honest. Worthy does the same shit he does for less money and better.
>>153905523You don't know ball.
>>153905532AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHOLY FUCK YOU OVERPAID FOR A TYREEK MERCHANT
>>153905535I'm a phin fan mad as fuck about this deal, you retarded nigger. The ONLY good part of this deal is the phins don't have any salary for waddle on the board anymore but who the fuck cares about that.Phins got fucking robbed here. This was a terrible trade. Anyone saying this was an overpay has no fucking clue what they are talking about. WR1s are not cheap.
>>153905546You're a retarded phins fag, Waddle only benefits from a stretched field from reek its a shit trade for Denver and doesnt move their needle whatsoeverim thinking 700 yards receiving max in Denver
>kiwi got range banned again so he can't gloat about the donkeys KWAB
>Waddle>A WR1AHHHHAAHAHAAAHAAAHA
>Dolphins fan has been seething nonstop Keep the deals coming, Beavis
>>153905557>Bo Nix
>>153905557>who's stopping this offenseLeaning towards Engram or Nix
>>153905555Yes yes you've proven you have no idea what you're talking about multiple times you don't have to keep going.Stick to stuff you're good at like......
>>153905561>the fibs' top receiver last year isn't a WR1retard alert
>>153905562butthead is the gm beavis is the coach, also I gave up seething kek I'm onto fire beavis and butthead mode now. Amazing they didn't make it to the draft even. Life is a circle.
>>153905570This isn't a WR1 buddy, AHahah holy fucckk idk if you're a retarded phingfag or bronfag and idk what is funnier but lMAO>Waddle>A WR1AHHHHAAHAHAAAHAAAHA
Feel like Marquise Brown never really felt at home in KC he was a weird niggaNot gonna miss him
Oh kek nevermind took me a secVPN off
I for one will not miss Waddle pointlessly jumping for every single ball and only ever catching with his body. It annoyed the fuck out of me.
>>153905576>WaDdLe couldn't put up 1k receiving in season Tyreek is outTHANKS FOR PROVING ME RIGHTHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THEY OVERPAID A REEK MERCHANT
>>153905592kwab he was trying to counter the spirits tua was throwing to please understand. Tua's ancient ancestors are 7' and have solid verticals for spirits.
>>153905027Very nice. I like Waddle and his goofy little waddle celebration
Wait I thought I was supposed to be having the meltdown why is this "anon" having a tism fit now?
>>153905609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnTU_hJoByA>waddle leaving miami
Gonna be a helluva KWAB when the Tyreek Trade results in the Bronkeks sinking any chance they had to take the reigns of the west from KC prolongedThey seriously got fleeced for Waddle lmfao
>>153905620>Tyreek TradeHe isn't on any team anon...
>>153905557>thro pix
>>153905620Also, he's broken and will never play a full proper season of football again*
Waddle will have two 1300 yard seasons, get a crazy extension. Nix will be out a week 17 game and the backup will lead Waddle over the middle for a concussion. From there he will have three up and down seasons with 600 yards max per season. He will be cut, and signed by the dolphins on a one day $1 contract to retire at 33.
>>153905632Tyreek extending the field in Miami is the only reason Waddle ever had a 1k receiving season in the NFL.
>>153905557*not pictured*>sean Payton’s ego
>Ross gave up on making coaches tank for pay and is now actively holding beavis and butthead at gunpoint >"I fucking want arch, ok?"
Drew Brees as a Dolphin. No Saints Super Bowl. Favre doesn’t get targeted. Peterson wins a Super Bowl. Fucking dolphins implications
>>153905267What the fuck is wrong with the Saints? Who the fuck are they paying?
>>153905557Payton's play calling responsibilities have been taken away which is a great thing. If Dobbins and Nix stay healthy and the new playbook is less retarded than Payton's their offense could be pretty nasty
>we're going to run the ball then run the ball again, then probably qb sneak and then run the ball again
Who even wants a first round draft pick anyway? This class is tremendously mid
Favorite bronco? Elvis Dumervil Favorite raven? Elvis Dumervil Favorite niner? Elvis Dumervil
>>153905680This is the last offseason of them having a ridiculous amount of dead money on the books. We will finally be free.
>>153905696Chris Grier is hoarding picks even though he doesn't work for a team anymore.
The Bills need to draft another receiver. I think Chris Bell will be available when they pick.
>>153905687i dont have it, but its sounds like the Rams V 49ers. Rams kept running it up the middle, then rams got the ball knocked out and the 49ers won.
>>153905696>tremendously midexpand your vocabulary
>>153905722It is the only thing I can logically conclude they plan on doing with Malik Willis and Achane. Run run run and then run and maybe run.
>>153905726Expandiously mid. Dean Spandos owners of the Chargers
Are the Bears really gonna move to Indiana, or is it just a ruse?
>>153905696The draft class is only mid if you only care about skill position players
Texans and Browns love signing each others players huh
>>153905680Almost a 3rd of it is Derek Carr
>>153905739I think it's going to happen. I think they're bluffing right now but someone is going to call that bluff and they'll be left with no other option than to let the state of Indiana give them billions of dollars.
>>153905759The Texans get an entirely new O-line every year and they always suck lmao
>>153905759They're sister teams cause they both came into the league around the same time. They share a strong spiritual connection.
>>153905739>>153905769Public funding of sports stadiums is cancer
>>153905776kys niglord
chiefsbros...are we really gonna sign tyreek?
>>153905776People shit on Ross (phins owner) but I still think he's based just for his response to florida and miami when he wanted to invest in the stadium. He wanted a small amount compared to what he was going to spend, state and city said no, he said ok fuck you and spent even more than he originally intended to. And then spent more money on the stadium after.My only gripe has been him trusting people too much and the shit with brady and telling flores to lose games. The guy wants to win and he spends money on the team. Can't be too mad at that.
>>153905776Give us your money goy
>>153904931I only recall him looking good in the steelers and bengals game but for most of the season he looked like a parody of himself, literal running back meme
>>153905792Why do you defend billionaires begging for tax dollars with no tangible benefit in return? Does the boot really taste that good?
There's only one way to tell
>>153905759Fap fap fap fap
>>153905776You're just mad you can't drive to your downtown area, pay $60 for parking, try to score some cheap tickets before a game, fail, go to a restaurant, get the 2 drink minimum(2 Miller lites, 16$ a piece), watch the game on tv, order 6 wings, they come out a half hour later, it's really 3 wings cut in half, pay $45, go to leave, get told you have to pay a table fee, it's $20, you were sitting at the bar, they added 20% gratuity to your meal for game night, you already tipped, walk back your car, there's a homeless dude jerking off in a trash can, he sees you, turns your way, starts asking for money, still beating it, you decide you gotta act fast before he cums on you, grab $20 out of your pocket and throw it on the ground for him to pick up, try to run, he's already snatched the $20 and spreads his arms, he embraces you in a hug, he keeps saying God bless, dirty sweatpants around his ankles, finally get away, get to the lot your car is in, security left early for the night, find your car, your window is busted, they tried to pryout your radio but they couldn't, screen is cracked, dashboard is fucked up, they got pissed off and decided to cut your seats to be assholes, then after all that you drive home to your wife who bitches about how hard she had to work while you were having a good time butnit was your idea that you went out anyways to celebrate your birthday but she didn't want you going with your friends because she's afraid you'll go to the strip club when you don't even like strip clubs and she knows that.
>>153905837who raped you?
Which NFL team do I cheer for if I want to support Israel?
>>153905822Ah, yes, that classic Jewish surname, McCaskey
Those Waddle jerseys are going to sell like hotcakes in Denver
do you think they will ever master this play?
>>153905837I'm not reading all that, sorry
>>153905837>your ideaHer idea. Her idea for you to go and try get some cheap tickets off seatgeek minutes before the game.
Chiefs are winning the Super Bowl
>>153905837tl;dr
>>153905840The Patriots (Kraft)
I miss the years, where the whites were feared,They would see a sheet and pull a Paul reveretie em to a truck and hit high gear,Left a trail of blood and black-ity tearsmiss the days we didn’t have gays, and white power were the things we praisedI thought civil right was gonna be a phase, but they get freeer and freer and idk what to sayI wanna segregate from these nappy hoes,Split light and dark like washing clothesExile Mexicans and the chingy chongs, take your Cov1d back to Hong Kong I miss Ronald Reagan and Donald trump, without pure whites America’s a dumpTake the trannies and greedy Jews, I won’t live with none of y’all I refuse.
Who is the best signing so far?Jeremy Fowler, national NFL reporter: The Giants signing tight end Isaiah Likely. A tight end who gets open is a friendly addition for a young quarterback, and Likely will be that for Jaxson Dart. His presence allows New York to lean into two tight end sets, and at $40 million over three years, Likely's contract is cheaper than that of former Giants receiver Wan'Dale Robinson, who signed a four-year, $78 million deal with Tennessee.
>>153905877cringe
>>153898884Hey that’s my screenshot. Neat. It was hilarious seeing him say that never being able to hold down a job was a good thing.
>>153905885Pamela Maldonado, sports betting analyst: The Chiefs signing running back Kenneth Walker III. He fixes the Chiefs: When you already have quarterback Patrick Mahomes and an offense built around the pass, what stresses a defense the most is a back who can turn a routine carry into a 20-yard gain. That's Walker's game.
>>153905909>likes nfl but not longbeachgriffyngmi
>>153905885>Who is the best signing so farProbably Mike Evans. Maybe Hendrickson.
>>153905913>sports>betting>analyst >woman Hmmmm another opinion I’ll ignore and take the under
Are haters forgetting the Broncos made it to the AFCCG?
the Dolphins willingly incurred an NFL-record $99.2 million dead cap hit to release Tua
>>153904931>He looked legitimately good in a few games with the Jets last season.No he did not. Which ones do you think he looked “good” in?
>>153905945THEN hired malik, which ok whatever you're full of shit about a qb competition... then you get rid of waddle...ok so we're just runnin the ball all year phins?
Aqib Talib called Waddle to the Broncos
>>153905913Any time a team signs a star RB while their O-line is still in question it's always an overrated move than won't change anything.
>>153905945To the Broncos who formerly held that record from Russ ironically. Thank you Miami!
>>153905940She's our superior
>>153905956Revenge for the 70-20 blowout loss the Dolphins inflicted on the Broncos.
>>153905947Mostly the Steelers game t.bh but there was enough there and some moments in other games that you should be able to see what he can be in the right situation. I'm not calling him a pro-bowler or anything, just that he still has the potential to be a starter.
Will Lil Jordan Humphrey surrender 17 to Waddle?
>>153905964McDaniel proved he's not a leader of men with that game. Him not going for the record proved he doesn't "get it."
>>153905885>Howell to the Cowboys >Atwell to the Phins >Sanders to the Giants >Ricard to the Giants >Folk to the Falcons >Linderbaun to the Raiders
It's ogre>Seahawks signing running back Emanuel Wilson to a one-year deal. It adds depth, but it doesn't solve their bigger problem in the backfield. Losing Walker to the Chiefs hurts, especially with Zach Charbonnet coming off a major injury and no clear short-term solution. With questions about the run game and a new playcaller in Brian Fleury, the Seahawks' offensive identity suddenly feels far less certain
>>153905977The Broncos started his career. It was respectful
>>153905959Nice body but I’ll still holster up and hit her with a mean earhole she wouldn’t stand a chance im a beast over the middle a mix porter sr and porter jr
>>153905984It was disrespectful to hang 70 and not go for it. Way worse.
>>153905979Not worried about my Hawks. Repeat? Repeat. Sorry haters it’s gonna happen again and again and again. Going for three!
>>153905990He also probably recognized that the defense wasn't playing for Russ. That season in Denver was absolute mutiny to get Russ out
>>153905979I thought Wilson looked better than Josh Jacobs late in the season. I suspect Jacobs had an injury he was playing through, and he’s clearly a more proven RB, but Wilson showed some promise.
>>153906011Yeah so here's the issue there, he's not the coach of the other team he was the coach of the phins, and he didn't do his job. Once they didn't set that record it was over for both the team and him as a coach. You don't come back from that. It is a "spiritual loss" as one might post here.If you don't get it it may sound dumb but it was a fatality just as much as drafting a broken tua was.
Covering Mims and Waddle is going to be a pain in the ass, they're both speedsters. Then you have to cover Sutton who's like 6'4" and makes some really tricky catches
Seattle, who must budget for a Jaxon Smith-Njigba megadeal, had six key free agents and lost four of them, retaining only wideout Rashid Shaheed and cornerback Josh Jobe. Walker's explosiveness is gone from Seattle, Boye Mafe is missing from the pass-rush rotation and the secondary lost Riq Woolen and Coby Bryant.
>>153906035Bryant looked really solid as a rookie last year too. They have one of the best WR corps behind the Bengals in the AFC now.
I still can't believe the Seahawks are the reigning Super Bowl Champs and Sam Darnold has a ring and Mike Mcdonald got a ring faster than Kyle Shanahan or Sean McVay.
>>153906048Happens to the owl winners pretty much every year
Thoughts?
Hoping the playbook being taken away from Payton and the emphasis on a strong receiver room means no more fucking screens for the Broncos
>>153906068>excl suicideGrim, include that statistic
>>153906070Why are you trashing Sean Payton? Dude is an offensive genius, are you really trying to tell me he can't call plays well? He was my team's head coach for 16 fucking seasons.
>>153906078Saints bri here. That dude was retarded at calling plays. We ragged him on Saints Reports constantly. Always trying to get to cute. Dude is pure retard
>>153906078Maybe can build strong plays but when it comes to calling them he seems pretty retarded
>>153906068It’s purely socioeconomic factors why power plants cause those around them to be more prone to violent injury.
>>153906093I still need to look into this whole Santa Clara power plant conspiracy
The Chargers don't care about being mid
>>153906078Do you want him to pucker up for you?
>>153906088He is an awful play caller but he was good at assembling the pieces of an offense, although it ruined our defense. We'd always mock him for drafting a new toy he didn't need. But yeah Play caller - he's a retardPress conferences - he's a retardStint with FOX as analyst - was a retardBut he's good at assembling the pieces together for a good offense, at least in the first half of his Saints career. Second half was meh
>>153906130No idea why Fox thought he'd be a good analyst. He's a terrible public speaker, every other word is "um" or "relative to"
>>153906061I think they’ll be very good still, but they won’t be quite so dominant defensively. Enough for them to take a step back from being championship class to dangerous playoff team. I also think the Rams walk away with that division this year, which would mean they’d have a much harder path.
>>153905764>Derek Carr still terrorizing the leagueBased.
>>153906133My favorite was the the draft were he'd explain his philosophy"Need to have a vision of how this player we draft is going to fit into our team"He'd repeat that same thing over and over like it was this deeply profound thing to him lol
>>153906130>at least in the first half of his Saints career. Second half was mehIt sucks that it took until Brees' final 4 seasons for him to finally get great defenses.
Is bo nix with sutton and waddle the best qb and wr duo in the league?
>>153906068My 49ers :)
>>153906172It's a great addition, but a bit of an overpay. All in all if they get to/win an owl it doesn't matter. If Nix didn't snap his ankle they definitely would have made it, and with their defense had a better shot than New England but nothing to do about that now.
>but a bit of an overpaykek shit bait
>>153906068how about murderers per nfl roster
>>153906194melanin index maybe?
>>153906186I don't even know what they would have done with a first round pick anyway. They really just need a running back which they got with Dobbins coming back and now they have a threatening receiver room too. I think they kind of have all the pieces they need
>>153905722Feel a little bad for Kyren on that fumble at the 1. Literally got punched in the face.
>>153906186I think the Seahawks still would have beat the Broncos in the Owl even if Bo didn't get hurt. But it would have been a more entertaining game at least
>>153906209A punch in the face is nothing to meAs for Kyren, he need a baseball bat taken to his face over and over
You’re losing the Seahawks but gaining the Sonics!! Joke aside, vegas being a 4 team sport city is insane.
>>153906215Yeah my money still would've been on Seattle but I wouldn't have been shocked if they lost to the Broncos. As great as the Seahawks were last season, there's a handful of teams that them losing to wouldn't leave me in disbelief. I even thought the Patriots had a puncher's chance against them, and they stayed in striking range for a good while, they just couldn't generate any offense.
Is it just me or are a lot of teams totally fucked this upcoming season more than usual?
>>153901545This is not bad. I've read much worse even at work. I would not expect much more from a generic English class.
>>153906250Considering the amount of 4th quarter nail biters the Broncos had last year MAYBE they would have pulled it off
>>153901545>there IS expected to be thousands "Is" is singular, you fucking retard.
Who won Free Agency?>the rich get richer in the NFL, and Kansas City did just that after missing the postseason for the first time since 2014. The Chiefs lacked an explosive run game and addressed that with Walker. They retained a quarterback's best safety valve in tight end Travis Kelce, who could prove exceptional for newly signed quarterback Justin Fields while Mahomes works back from ACL surgery. And they signed defensive tackle Khyiris Tonga to bolster the interior alongside Chris Jones. Cha-ching.
>>153906282Ryback
>>153905148> players want to go to Miami and waste away a second contract, lose value for a third, and retire?Are you saying living in Miami isn’t attractive for a bunch of young, rich guys? And a majority are niggers who like to party?For normal players, getting paid more on a second contract and retiring sounds pretty good. Plus Florida doesn’t have state income tax which is potentially millions saved over the length of a contract.
>>153905139literally me
>>153905139His fashion sense should be a dead giveaway to how autistic he is
>>153905148I'm not giving anyone a pass I'm just saying people are acting as if the dolphins are in cap hell. And they were. They cleared a lot of shit up, the bulk of it is now tua for the next 2 years. It isn't good but it isn't horrible. I have a lot of issues with the team but the cap isn't as bad as it first appears.As for who to spend onWell, waddle, jason sanders, gesicki, you know the guys the phins let go for peanuts forever agoJokes aside that is the issue every team is facing. Miami is in a terrible spot, they have beavis and fucking butthead running the show.
>the Jets are headed for take off after inexpensively steadying the quarterback situation (Geno Smith) and retaining running back Breece Hall. They added much-needed impact players at every level of coach Aaron Glenn's defense, including >defensive tackle T'Vondre Sweat, >edge rusher Kingsley Enagbare, >linebacker Demario Davis, >underrated cornerback Nahshon Wright >and safety Minkah Fitzpatrick.
>Niners receiving room goes from one injury prone 3rd year guy to Mike Evans, who just missed half a season and Christian Kirk I'm not sure what to feel about this. They're both experienced veterans, which is nice, but Evans is going to be 33, Kirk is a decent WR at best, and Pearsall can't stay healthy for 3 games in a row. Kittle's dead until Halloween, at best. McCaffrey is still solid as fuck but it's hard to expect he'll be playing 17 games in a season and their run game is weak as fuck.
>>153905296Wait Grier is a nig? That explains a lot but I never knew that.
>>153906282>Queef faga are hyping up Bustin FieldsLmao they're going to go 1-3 in September with that one win coming against the Raiders
>>153906332giant melonheaded nig and he's loose in the wild without a jobwatch out
>>153906246There’s already not enough talent in the NBA for the teams that they have. The NBA is and always has been very top heavy. Even between the conferences there’s a stark contrast. I have no idea why they want to add more bottom feeders.
>>153905585>with Tua throwing the ballLeft out an awful big caveat there you nigger
>From an offensive standpoint, quarterback Bryce Young figures to be better protected and supported thanks to the additions of offensive tackle Rasheed Walker, center Luke Fortner and wide receiver John Metchie III (his teammate at Alabama).>And on defense: They spent big on edge rusher Jaelan Phillips and linebacker Devin Lloyd, while also generating depth with defensive end Patrick Jones II.>Has Dan Morgan already proven that he is a top five GM in the league? Dan Morgan is quickly ascending as one of the better GMs in the NFL. Continuously identifies & addresses the weaknesses on the Panthers roster. He has made them so much more talented in 3 years without sacrificing a theme of youth. Convincing Devin Lloyd & Rasheed Walker to come to Carolina for cheaper than expected was a big feat
Do Chiefs fans really think Justin Fields is going to be a backup? Mahomes isn't going to play this upcoming season.
>>153906367>I have no idea why they want to add more bottom feeders>More teams = more money!>More games = more money!This is literally their only mindset. That's it.
>>153906379The hope is that however long Mahomes is out, whether it's 2 games or 10 games, Fields plays well enough to give them a fighting chance.
>>153906172Not even close
>>153906368also with everything blowing up, and the team being dragged to wins by everyone but tua and mcdaniel for weeks. If it were up to tua and mcdaniel they would've had 2 wins not 7 last season.But hey don't let reality get in the way, they overpaid for waddle with an early second and a 3rd. sure.
He's already my favorite Lion
>>153905885>>153905913>>153906048>>153906282>>153906315>>153906369Post like these are pure cancer. Get a fucking blog, stop copy/pasting articles from espn or whatever to here.
>>153906412>It's been 12 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”
>>153906397Lol. Lmao
>>153905837This guy chicagos
>>153906412>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander.">To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.>It stuck.>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."----->Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.
>>153906368blo dix and Tua have accomplished the same things in their career, and I dont know why you're trying to argue otherwise
>>153906460Blo Dix still has a functioning brain
>>153906412>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Former Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins 2022-2025, in the NFL since 2005 >"I've never felt entitled to this position and it's very important for me to spend all of my waking hours about um exactly how to um do my job and what and all the residual effects um of that are there's a lot of people affected. So yeah I won't spend one moment thinkg about all the things that um I don't know people uh whatever people want me to think about, I'm thinking about um this team and the and the Buffalo Bills here after I get done with this podium." - Mike McDaniel, Former Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins 2022-2025, in the NFL since 2005
>>153906403there has never been a reality where Waddles a WR1 in his career, the only one letting reality getting in the way is you. Calling Waddle a WR1.
>>153906471shame about that knee though KWAB
>>153906489
AJ Brown for Maxx Crosby
>>153906317Adding a 33-year-old WR doesn't solve any of the team's problems on 1) the offensive line, 2) defensive line or 3) secondary. This is another move that reeks of having a Mexican from the Mission District half-ass jerryrigging holes with a cheap plug instead of hiring pro executives to build for the future. The weaknesses on both lines will soon be exposed in San Francisco. Drafting a left tackle of the future in the first round is the right move, and I like Utah's Caleb Lomu or Alabama's Kadyn Proctor
>>153905965So it was one game, not multiple, and the very first game of the year where teams are shaking off rust still. It was also where he ran for half his rushing TDs in 2025. But yeah, I’ll admit he looked good week 1. Then didn’t for the next 17 weeks. He does this every year for 5 years and on 3 different teams. He has flashes of great plays because he’s incredibly athletic, tricks idiots into thinking he can do that all the time, then completely sucks for the other 95% of the time. He’s a rich man’s Anthony Richardson.
Dolphins are 100% tanking for Arch, right?
>>153906507>Waddles a WR1 because my BRONKIES GOT HIMkek
>>153906528Malik Willis and Achane are going to run for arch I guess?
>>153906528Only if they trade 4Chane
>>153906068Lower than I would have guessed honestly. Who are the 6? >excluding suicidesKek I’d like to see it with. I only know of that Dallas guy
>>153906553jets will have 5 more by season opener
>>153906489Sutton will still be WR1. Waddle and Mims are Payton'e "jokers" or whatever the fuck
>it is actually a 200iq play to make malik WASHINGTON step up and ewers step up as the phins draft a younger classI guess I just don't play 4d omega chess at the same level as the phins front office
>>153906528I'm excited
>>153906527It wasn't just week one. And also it has nothing to do with the defenses he faced (or the box score), it was about the way he played.
>>153906587>drafting a namengmi
>>153906204> which they got with Dobbins coming back Dobbins always gets hurt. It sucks because he’s really good, but I guarantee he’ll get injured again. >2021 missed entire season with knee injury>2022 missed part of season because of lingering knee problems, had another surgery>2023 tore Achilles week one, missed whole season >2024 knee sprain and missed 4 gamesThat was his healthiest year>2025 foot injury and missed the 2nd half of the season
Are the Colts okay?
>>153906615Looks like he's due for a 2000 yard season
>>153906659it worked before, i guess
>>153906403Exactly. Your HC and QB clearly gave up. No one will look good in that situation. You can argue a slight overpay for the broncos, but waddle is a good WR.
>>153904880The Bears having to take this down because it alluded to the IRA is one of if not the funniest "Social media team stepped in it without realizing" moments ever
>>153906515I agree with the O-Line drafting. It seems like that's where they're leaning after going after WRs and a solid Defensive Tackle in free agency. If they go for another bum defensive tackle I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
>>153906659The white Antonio Gates. That's pretty BASED. Hope it works and he dominates.
>>153906659Not many people know this, but Hall of Fame TE Antonio Gates played basketball in college.
>>153906460>the same thingsHmmmm>island nigger>6 seasons>1 playoff game he lost>less than 200 yards passing on 39 attempts>51% completion percentageVs>white QB>made playoffs both his seasons>earned a 1st round bye>won the game he played inYeah totally the same
>>153906689Yeah I don't get the trolling about this that is why I was replying to you. It is weird bait being posted by anons in the thread kekI said it earlier but Waddle was a 1st round and a 2nd round WR. You don't pay that as another team because he's not worth that TO YOUR TEAM but he was to the phins especially in the position they were in. Same with Achane. Normally you're not getting firsts for runboyz but you damn sure better if you're getting rid of Achane right now.
>>153905854I'm very interested to see how fast Brian Daboll gets exposed as OC in Tennessee. The second he drove Wink off he got outed as being a horrible head coach.
A FUCKING WEDNESDAY?
>>153906659Indiana is a true basketball state>With the Colts, Towt will join a tight end with a similar background in Mo Alie-Cox. Alie-Cox played basketball at VCU and was signed by the Colts as an undrafted free agent with no football experience in 2017; the 32-year-old veteran just re-signed with the Colts on Monday and became the second-longest tenured member of the Colts roster.
>>153906817Why couldn't the push back the Australian game a week?
>>153906817>wednesday>then thursdayso this is what women mean when they say they got the ick
>>153906515>that picHow is this even a question? It’s implying he’s solo out wide. That’s an easy assignment for a DB. You play 2-3 yards off so he can’t get his hands on you easily for blocking. You undercut him and break on the play if you need to. If they try to throw to him, you’re too close for an easy screen. He’s not running a route downfield and if he does, again that’s an easy cover. Look how the Steelers used Darnell Washington. It’s from an inline TE position or somewhere close to the line. If he was out wide it’s stacked in some sort of trips set either as a blocker or so he has blockers set up. He was never used as a solo WR because that’s retarded.
>>153906597You said just the Steelers game. Then said “moments”. Which is exactly what I described. He’s done the same thing for 5 years. How do people believe in him?
>>153906817For week 1 this literally does not matter. It's not like they played the week before. It's actually a benefit since they get more rest
>>153906892which means it's not fair to the teams they play against on week 2
>>153906892fuck their rest, football games are sundays
>>153906817>austrailia game is the week 1 gamelame, rams/9ers vs seahawks seemed like a no brainer for the kickoff game
>>153906838>You play 2-3 yards off so he can’t get his hands on you easily for blocking. He still grabs you and throws you over his shoulder >You undercut him and break on the play if you need to. Good luck trying to get between him and the ball by going around him>He’s not running a route downfield You think as shit spurts out of your asshole>and if he does, again that’s an easy coverIs the last thought you remember before you wake up in the ICU. On film study the next week they all laugh at you as you get to see what happened
>>153906952Don’t post your weird rape fantasies anon. This is a blue board
>>153906905>it's not fairwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boo hoo
>>153906991It's all scripted. We should be thankful they let us stay on /sp/
>>153907040inshallah i will rebel against the great white devil goodell
My bronkies have a real offense now ;)
How did Maxx Crosby fail his physical in Baltimore? His penis was too tiny?
>>153906456Literally >we trained him wrong as a joke
Finally got home, trade seems alright. From what I saw the contract is pretty friendly, I just hope Payton doesn't sabotage the offense and force Webb to call 30 screens a game
>>153907128but in this case the joke was mental and physical violence on a preteen child
>>153907160Haha he's just like me!
>>153907132Blo Shits isn't capable of doing anything other than throwing screens
>>153907186its ok bro you get 3m a game too right?
>>153907206Just like 3k :(
>>153907222
Why doesn't anyone want Jimmy G?
>>153907194sure thing bud
>>153907246stay away from my jets I don't need geno looking over his shoulder
>>153907194I am very critical of bix nood but the buffalo game proved he's elite throwing dragons all over the field and outplaying reddits goat Josh Allen
>>153907246Russell Wilson, Flacco, and Kirk Cousins are also still out their
>>153907320>Russell WilsonRemember when he got booed by THE FANS OF THE TEAM HE WAS ON during this game?I do
>>153907320Russ would never take anything less than $100 million
>>153905837walkable cities are a meme
>>153907194
What if the Patriots signed all 5 of these WRage 32 Stefon Diggsage 30 Deebo Samuelage 28 Jauan JenningsTE age 29 David Njokuage 30 Jonnu Smith
>>153907246LA wants him.
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>>153907124They heard him talk and thought he was a nigger but then realized he was just a wigger. Can’t be white in Baltimore so they had to back out.
Didn't see the Waddle trade coming. I guess a proven WR for the 30th and 94th pick (with a slight trade up in round 4) isn't too steep. His contract is pretty good too getting sub 30 mil per
>>153907600Every city is walkable if you're not a pussy
>>153907682lmao thats hilarious howd you come up with that im gonna use that keke
>>153907808This, you can walk straight into downtown Chicago, then get shot.
>>153907691>age 28 Jauan JenningsHe's a Commander
>>153907753Rams fan site is saying get Anthony Richardson for a 6th or 7th then in two years when he's 25 you can flip him for a 4th. 49ers will probably be looking for a QB by then
>>153907883Too young
>Broncos are going to regress>Chiefs are trotting out Fields at QB>the RaidersHow are the Chargers going to blow winning the division this year?
>>153907837It's a very new meme but I feel like we'll be seeing it a lot over the next few years :)
>he's talking to himself again since no one would give him (((you)))swew
>>153907923Raiders and Broncos won the off-seasonChiefs bulked up on offense but I still have a net loss on D as of nowChargers need to get in the game
>>153907928hhahaha where do you get your ideas from
>>153907928Why do y'all think that dipshit looks hot? Is there some movie character he reminds you of that you love?
>>153907923Herbie becomes Ken Stabler then gets mindbroken by a bad break up and has to go to rehab I mean family issues
>>153907923They're gonna Charger, possibly letting Herbert to get sacked even more this year or even getting injured.
>>153908016He looks like an older version of the guy from the offspring, or like the queens of the stone age guy if he did even more drugs.
>>153907964>Raiders and Broncos won the off-seasonWhat did the Broncos do this off season other than lose starters and sign 1 WR? They've gotten worse
>>153907964Not really. Broncos haven't done much and the Raiders could've gone harder on offence. I don't think Linderbaum alone makes for a significantly better O line. Giants and Saints would be my picks they killed it with their signings. I normally dog Mickey Loomis but he spent money well
>>153908109I don't know what that guys on but signing Waddle is big
this is what destroyed the chiefs whole season btw
>>153908320One of the bigger signings of the offseason in my eyes considering what it means for both teams.One isn't doing shit, one thinks they will be.
I miss Justin Tucker
I can't imagine why
>>153908439>laces out!
>>153908409For me, it's Billy Cundiff. He came in clutch for my Pats in the AFC Title game. Greatest Raven of all time imo.
When is the league going to step in and do something about this? They're fast becoming the Browns of the NFC
>>153908496I feel like they just stopped caring after 2021.
>>153908503After they had to take the studying clause out of Kyler's contract it seems like they said fuck it, let's just field a team and get paid.
My New Orleans Saints dominance of the NFCS begins again in t-minus 176 days. Tick Tock Tampon Gay Cucks n' Queers, Faglanta Failcunts and Cuckalina Panturds
>>153908573Can't wait for Shough's fuck and suck domination.
imagine if Keon Coleman had a break out year this season.
>>153908573Is that feeling really going to return?
>>153908338chargers need to get their aura back. the clippers of the nfl rn
>>153908682Division is unironically ripe for the taking now. Tampa Bay is a disaster again. Failcons have no starting QB and signed Pooa lmao, Carolina is the only threat and I do think they can improve from last year but the Saints got better
>>153908731What's hilarious is that the Panthers and Bucs were a combined 1-3 against the Saints.
>>153908655he won't. you ever hear him talk? he is legitimately retarded.
>>153908837ever hear Antonio Brown or any niblack guy talk?
>>153908848ab was at least semi competent before burfict gave his ass super CTEcoleman legitimately sounds like he had two teachers in the classroom as a kid
>>153908848antonio brown is a genius beyond our understanding
>>153907246I don't care what anyone says about Jimmy G. My niners were 1-10 when he got there and after missing all of 2018 the Niners have been a relevant team ever since. He resurrected them. He's an Italian hero on this board, end of story.
>>153908873coom was intelligent and well spoken before the head trauma, a totally different person
>>153898739>>153898739Recycle
>>153908848AB hates jews and kicked a punter in the face. He’s ok in my book.
