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Mariners tho
>>153902418Anime and pacos lostDodgerbros in shambles
>>153902446Who airs dodger games in japen?
>>153902453CNN
>>153902418Venganza Mañana.
is this nu tho?
My boomer dad just called me a bitch for using g*d’s name in a joke. Not even a joke about g*d. Just saying OMG or something like that. Lmao.
>>153902484The OG snowflakes are just suffering from lead poisoning is all.
>>153902484Your dad sounds based and you’re a disgusting heathen
>>153902453amazon streams a lot of them
>>153902484lmao i have a coworker who won't say anything other than "gosh"
>>153902484repent
>>153902418Honestly, well deserved finalists. USA defeating arguably the best team and Venezuela winning against the current champions mean they have both earned their place. Pretty Kino. I went to the USA-Venezuela game on 2023 and to date its still my favorite game ever. Having them play again in the finals this year feels surreal.
Oh my Yeshua
Think we'll finally score more than a couple runs against MLB pitching?
>>153902531it will be a blowout for the us
put the house on vinnie
>>153902496God is an alien child having a blast and taking us for a ride.
i am playing pokemon leaf green on the nintendo switch
>>153902549very nice. what is your boyfriend playing?
>>153902549NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S A SOI SYSTEMPC IS FOR ALPHAS!!!!!!
trump has spoken
>>153902549>switchkek this nigga supports mossad agents from Israel
I want an American gf to go watch MLB games together.
>>153902582they're overrated
>>153902549kudos for playing a good pokemon gameonly the first 3 gens are canon by the way
>>153902496You sound circumcised KWAB
>>153902572Redpill me on the 49th and 50th “””states”””
>>153902572He truly can't go a minute without making something about himself and taking the credit.
>>153902608they're no good, and I've got my suspicions about 48
>>153902605Unova is cutoff.Mega evolution was the last good mechanic tho.
>>153902549Congrats
>>153902543usa is kill
>>153902572Yes please. I am venezuelan American and I have dreamt abour this shit lmao
>>153902582I always wondered if I screwed an e26 Edison light bulb socket onto the head of my penis and turned it on, would it electrocute me or would it just carbonize the end of my penis?
>>153902621woah
>>153902572>51Puertorricans can’t stop losing
>>153902642no oil and they're shit at baseball compared to the future State of Venezuela
>>153902642There's no benefit to Puerto Rico in becoming a state. They got a win-win situation currently.
>stupid fucking designBaseball teams for this feel?
>>153902678some of us have been sick of him since before 2016 but saying so makes you look like a hipster fuckface
>>153902682I like him (although this render sucks), not every design needs to be ultra edgy, thats not really what mega was>>153902685I keep seeing yanks call him hilarious everytime he does a goof but everytime i watch him speak is like watching your geriatric dying grandpa talk about random bullshit, im pretty sure i slept once while watching one of his speeches on youtube
>>153902678his first term was basedhis second feels like a cryptobro running a country
>>153902678No he’s a literal retard megalomaniac authoritarian, the exact thing chusd raged that Obama was for eight years. And now he’s old and dying so he wants to kill people and look tough.
>obamaI remenber that dude, the world was a very different place back when he was president
>>153902642should of just won their games
>>153902692Trump is a human playing alien space wizard and he’s taking Brazil for a ride.
>>153902418
>>153902608trade deal with russia, conquered their kingdom because it was in the middle of nowhere so nobody could say anything
>>153902703Just look at the retards having to pretend they love Israel now. He’s gonna get raped in the midterm elections and he knows it, which is why he’s trying to fuck around with them as much as he can.
>>153902724Let's say Trump loses the midterm elections. What happens to him after that?
>>153902713I remember this, apparently it made coffee and meat more expensive while it barely had any affect here, im glad we didnt immediately bow down like europe and japanIt was extremely funny seeing him and lula being friends 3 weeks after all of that happened>>153902737Cant govern anymore i assume
>>153902666I don't think Puerto Rico benefits from territory status anymoreNot for a while
>>153902737>Let's say Trump loses the midterm electionsHe's not running
>>153902747how the fuck are you dumber than a foreigner
>>153902737He becomes a lame duck president and keeps profiting off of the office while his supporters clap like retards.
>>153902737one thing they can investigate is that ump last night that trump paid to rig the game
>>153902754Umpies are pure they would never ever ever ever accept bribe moneyEverytime they miss a call is for the love of the game
I prefer wearing a clean diaper
Tomorrow we win.
>>153902763not so fast
>>153902737He already has 4 years of service time so he can’t run again once his current term is up as he’ll accumulate 8 total years of service time. We ain’t running a dictatorship here bro. 8 years and you’re out. His people can run tho.
>>153902698>his first term was based =|
>>153902526this is sports nobody deserves shit
>>153902768Kek why are venecos depicted as roaches?
>>153902611A model for Americans everywhere
>be me >want to get into baseball in this country >walk into sports store >ask for baseball gear >guy stares at me >"oh… baseball" he says >points to a dusty corner >plastic bats and tiny gloves for kids >tell him I need adult gear >"we don’t have that” >ask for brands like Rawlings or Wilson >"never heard of them" >the entire store is soccer and gym stuff >leave with nothing >mfw I have to import baseball gear now just to play How do you get baseball gear in your country? Do you have similar problems or not at all? All I want to get is a bat, a glove and a few balls to start playing.
>>153902678We don't use that n-word here you major league CHUD
>>153902835We have so much here that they give it away for free or discounted prices.
>>153902835you not get enough (you)s the first time?
>>153902836My badDo you guys really think that FELLA is funny?
What is it outside? A hurricane? We got hurricanes in march everyone.
>>153902754You are so fucking mad papiii. Get off your vpn
Why is it so windy?
>>153902864It's always windy in March/April where i'm from, maybe climate change means you're getting that too. Get used to it.
Rip those 2 yanks, they never got to see the WBC final
>>153902868Nigga shit is falling over in my backyard.
>>153902868Lousy smarch weather
Venezuelabros, why do we have it so good nowadays? Is it karma?
>>153902871Who died?
>>153902884Orange daddy intervention + u are comfortable people naturally
>>153902875they stand their dookie up?
chavistas still rule Venezuela though
The gazebo got pulled up by the wind and it destroyed the side of my house.
>>153902902pic?
>>153902885.>>153902851>>153902864>>153902875>>153902902
>>153902902should've used bricks
>>153902902this is why you always slay the dread gazebo
Another successful day of torturing bugs in my universe sandbox simulator. This time I hit them with the weather machine. How are your universes going, fellow alien space wizards?
>>153902572USA better stop fucking around and give my Venezuelan discord oomfie Power and a Costco, it sucks that he tells me that his city has constant blackouts with where he lives.
>>153902926kek
Is gazebospie ok? I’m worried :(
Damn, so some broad named English embezzled over $100,000 from her church and used it all to watch Rockies games and take cruise ships.
>>153902737He pouts in Mar-A-Lago for two years unable to get any of his schemes funded while his Cabinet spends every waking minute in Congressional hearing>>153902747Him and the GOP are almost completely one and the same now. He has fully consumed the party and it is now an instrument of his personal will.
>>153902926Delet this.
>>153902938Looks like over $500K from here
>>153902938one of my teachers at high school used to take photos of other teacher's IDs so he could get loans out in their name and use it for sportsbettingme and the other sporty kid in class would help him with his picks lol
>>153902737literally nothing changes, idk how people keep tricking themselves into thinking otherwise
>>153902943I stand with yankspie on this one
>>153902967Him losing control of the congress absolutely changes things, civicslet. Notice how I called it “the” congress? That means I’m like really smart.
>>153902972okay man i'm sure this time the spunky kids in da house will use the power of friendship to save the community center or whatever but usually they never ever get what they want
I voted for a non-GOP/DEM candidate in the last primary election.
>>153902977Realistically it will just be harder for him to get positions approved and legislation passed, and there will be investigations of his very obvious conflicts of interest.
>>153902938Based bitch
>>153902972someone tried to give me shit yesterday for calling it "the" USA
>>153902983dummy, he isn't getting that now, all that will change is the kabuki theater he got all the money he needs around the all star break last year anyway
Jeb will never be elected bro
>>153902999Clapping for those digits
>>153902938how does Dinger have such a strong grasp on women?
my doyers finna ten-peat
>>153902997His appointees have been approved tho, look at the tard running the war in Iran rn. He skated by 51-50.
>>153902572>it's realcan this faggot not politicize every sporting event?
>>153903016this also doesn't matter, any position that needs to be filled will be before the new group is sworn in
>the WBC is almost overwhat the fuck it literally just started
>>153903045They spaced these out extremely retardlyShould be two games per day at group stage not 5 of them
>>153903045just in time for spring training to start
>Phoenix already expected to be at 100F this week and the MLB season hasn't even started yetThey should not have an MLB team
>>153903045I haven’t watch ST at all since it started, opening day is soon though bros.
>>153903056rest between games isn't baseball's thing, there should simply be more games, play everyone in the group twice, or (and) have a second group stage again
>>153903067Reduce it to 16 teams with 4 pools and then teams play each team in their pool twice. There shouldn't be another group stage round imo.
>>153903067>more spacing = more people watching each gameIt doesnt need to be spaced by days but we would have more things to talk about if the games werent put in such a small timeslot
>>153903056>>153903067>>153903077>>153903078It should be 162 games.
>reduce itwhats with autists and immediately trying to change something that is fun and working
>>153903032have you not caught on that the Team USA guys are basically begging to be in a White House propaganda video where they overlay highlights of their WBC run over footage of drone strikes on Iran? The White House already did that with old MLB highlights and instead of MLB telling them to cease, Team USA instead leaned even heavier into the military shit.
>>153903016>>153903034New vacancies will still arise in all sorts of other places, like with judges. Besides, you'll probably find two or three more Cabinet members collapse under scandal who will need replacing.
>>153903084Call it the world series
>>153903089anon keep the reddit fantasies there please
Reddit has better baseball discussion or something like that
>>15390308620 teams with pools of 5 are both ugly numbers. By having 4 teams you won't have one team have that awkward break while the other 4 play each other. You'll be able to see your country play for 6 days straight.
I hope this WBC has helped retards realize Will Smith is a much better catcher than Cal Reddit.
Just got back from my job at Olive Garden. Some fat Italian guy hit his wife and started flipping all the tables yelling while his kids were crying.They had to call the fucking cops to arrest him and calm the situation.I guess Italy lost the game?
>>153903088They swore an oath!!!
>>153903077there should be 2 leagues of 6 pools of 5 teams
>>153903117Fuck having pools just put all 190+ countries in a huge single elimination tournament.
>>153903109For me, it's the tour of italy.
...hey...
>>153903088When I was at the game last night, most of the Team USA fans were giving off a MAGA aura and I saw three MAGA-coded hats like "GULF OF AMERICA" in the Reagan/Bush '84 style.
>>153903136Fuck you!
>>153903143sorry sir
>>153903143Wtf is your problem?
>>153903148She deserved it
>>153903152She’s just a girl…
>>153903146>>153903148Sorry. I’m Italian. I’m still angryBut I want to beat the shit out of you
>>153903159im like 100 lbs soaking wet rn, beating me up wouldn't accomplish anything!
theres something kinda sexo about a sopping wet, drenched woman
>>153903159Leave her alone!!
soggy softball girls. think about it.
>>153903178nude and covered in clay from the ball field hnnnng
>>153903163>>153903171>>153903176>>153903178You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.What do you mean I’m funny?It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.[laughs]What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.[it becomes quiet] Funny how? What’s funny about it?You got it all wrong.Oh, oh. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did you say? Funny how?Jus…What?Just… you know… you’re funny.You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it’s me, it’s a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!
>>153903191You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Homos. But Jimmy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member
How come he isnt managing an MLB team? Seems like he did a pretty good job.
>>153903225Only 30 MLB jobs. I think if he wanted to manage he'd be a part of a coaching staff right now and he's not
>>153903225Italians arent looking for work
the US hasn't really had a blow out game yet. They're gonna do it tomorrow
>>153903249The working man is a sucker
>>153903225I dont think any of the families are hiring hitmen.
Not too fond of the Italian discrimination here lately
>"I truly wish I could have these guys for 162, I really do" Francisco Cervelli says in aftergame interviewThe english subtitles are very accurate, I really recommend watching this. I don't think he's talking to talk, I think he really means what he's saying.I loved Italy's run, I wholeheartedly wish Cervelli success in spreading Baseball in Italy and we can see a younger and fresher team next WBC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7qCV9vpc0g
Why doesn't Derosa have a team?He's brought the US to the final two years in a row
>>153903256I dont think it will be a blow out. USA defense has been pure masterclass and I think that will be the difference, but Venezuela is also top tier. They have the best bullpen in the tournament, making a comeback in literally every game. All in all it will be pure kino.
Is it too much to have the brown teams and fans not act like monkeys whenever they score a run?
>>153903277mama mia
>>153903286Everything has become pornified
>>153903288Just remember that Anglo women love Italian sausage
>>153903292Just like ur mum lel
this isnt me by the way >>153903287
Coming form a mostly soccer fan, I am surprised how wholesome is international baseball. Its a completely different vibe than international soccer. Every country is always celebrating their opponents and baseball instead of just shitting at each other... well every country but USA.
>>153903307There IS some banter but I guess the WBC is still young/our memories rusty to properly breed enmity between nations when it comes to baybaw.That, and it really is a delight to see countries often associated with footy play the ballgame, regardless of the skill gap. I keep hoping that we will see a surge of interest in the sport in all the countries that played this tournament.
>>153903307it helps that baseball fans don’t riot and slaughter each other at the stadiumsI will never understand soccer/English football fan insanityit’s like you mention footie and guys in waistcoats with monocles and bowler hats suddenly become bloods and crips
>>153903307The only real hatred fueled relationship in baseball is Japan - korea
>>153903317They really are fucking morons kek. Euros love to pretend they’re so much better then burgers then they beat the shit out of each other because fookin’ ‘ell he supports west fuckmyassington on fagswald.
>>153903317>guys in waistcoats with monocles and bowler hatsthey're not the ones at soccer gamessoccer is for the plebs
>>153903307ausgods hate korea nowits a blood lust that we will need to wait 3 years to satisfy
>>153903103oh great, it's the guy who gens ai slop without nipples or camel toes again. wonderful. can't wait to ignore more of your work this season
>>153903379based genny slopiviser
Which countries are rivals?Id sayKorea-Japan are ovbious Dominican Republic-Puerto RicoUSA-Mexico probably?Not sure on Venezuela and Cuba
>>153903409I feel like Japan vs US could have been considered a mini rivalry if we played each other again. I know Mexico and US are rivals in soccer
>>153903292That guy that said that everyone is 15 now was a visionary, everything is now porn and/or videogames
>>153903482Funnily enough Mexico has a positive record against the US in WBC2006Pool play (first round)USA 2, Mexico 02006Pool play (second round)Mexico 2, USA 12009Pool playMexico 5, USA 22023Pool playMexico 11, USA 52026Pool playUSA 5, Mexico 2
>>153903409I would say israel vs usa because trump is gonna lock up the jewish satanist pedophiles any second now.. he's just about to do it... trust the plan.. tik tok..
>>153903522Da storm is coming any day now!!
qanon was epstein
>>153903538Anyone who bought into that should honestly just kill themselves. What a fucking embarrassment.
>>153903501National teams in baseball really only became a thing in the 2000s?
>>153903556haha yeah...
>>153903575Don’t worry, you won’t even feel it. This will all be over soon…
>>153903595thats actually been debunked
fuck wrong pic
>Check the local baseball team of my city>It plays in the third and last division of the league>It's also second-to-last placeFinitissima
>>153903662Just follow the biggest one from your state
>>153903575How does one win the fell for it award from all the way in Australia?
>>153903692that would be the third-to-last place
>>153903750Just follow an American one that suits your time zone. Or whichever starts your favorite Italian player.
>>153903750Australia is California
Italian bitches love Latin dick in NY
>>153903748i was vulnerable, i dont want to talk about it...
>>153903764
Wopbros…
>>153903764>>153903789If you’re gonna be this guy at least post the full nudes, pussy.
>>153903662You guys actually do pro/rel and not just copy the jewish franchise system? impressive
venezuela gonna get gaped GAPED
do y'all really think that DR would've had a review left at the bottom of the 9th if they had ABS?
>>153903934probably, there was only a couple moments where the player looked frustrated by a call and all of them, they would've won the challenge if they did.
Morning everyone. I hope you have a great day.
>b-b-but b-barvesShut up
>>153902709>should of
>>153903088Tends to happen when the whole point of the left is to hate yourself and your own country.
Trump will send ICE to the stadium if Venezuela wins
>da left is the reason I love fighting wars for Israel now, it’s because they think slavery was bad or something The retard cult has really gone global
>>153903822this but white guys
>>153904025the statue take is cool here, but when he was doing it on the padres on a middle of the zone non-breaking pitch it was just annoying to watch
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTaVtHfjBaV/
Good morning /mlb/
>The most notable is the introduction of the check-swing challenge system in the Triple-A Pacific Coast League, beginning in early May.Uh oh umpsissies...
>has sex with your opposing team and drains them of energy pre match
>>153904382Harper will stare at them until they awkwardly leave
>>153904382too much ass
>>153904401?? that is a normal amount of ass
>>153904412if you're brown or black
>>153904414it's okay little guy, you'll get em one day
>>153904412Seems like a fairly small amount of ass for an average sized person I’d say
>her a-word is far too big because I’m not brown or black. No I haven’t had sex before and I don’t see what that has to do with anything. One can make a reasonable assumption about the appropriate amount of ass a sexual partner should possess, without actually having ever seen a woman’s ass in person. It’s called reason and logic.
>>153903822These women don't exist.
How do you think their season will go?
>>153904443I usually forget the Marlins exist until my team has a series against them. Not good, but not bad enough to be remarkable.
>>153904443darkhorse wildcard team
>>153904382Left: Veronica RodriguezRight: Rose Monroe
>>153902572>WBC (Baseball!)
>fanatics sale>everything is still overpriced slopTick tock consumers, Michael Rubin needs to throw another white party!
>>153902745They would be worse off being independent.
>>153902835just use a broomstick and a wad of paper like Joe DiMaggio and his brothers did
>>153904565I bought a few (my team) shirts to wear around the house for like $6 each
Japan supports Venezuela
I no japaneez papi
>USA vs Venezuela Writes itself
>>153904643It is a island thing?
>>153904443Around 81 wins
Gora games
>>153904630ramen egg n cheese
>crapan >shitaly
>>153904691That looks fucking bad
Prediction: Todays match is going to be 5+ runs from both sides. Both pitchers starting are mid
Not even Andy Pettite can stop lolmets from happening tonight
>>153904717E-Rod won the World Series
>>153904704fuck off chink
>153904730Your legs will be a serviceable donation to your country, soldier.
>crapan
What are your thoughts on Edgar Renteria?
Redpill me on “””blackberry””” flavored food. Is it just bitter grape?
>bbq water https://youtube.com/shorts/eELO9sPdw0k?si=rZJwEm9SSfRhFcNH
>>153904758Solid player, good career. Wasn't a HR hitter so he gets ignored. Fun name to say.
Dr Pepper is based and makes normies seethe
>>153904791I think it's more of an acquired taste, you need to taste it a few times to get used to it. Also you guys should sell it around here. As far as I know, it's only sold in the US.
>>153904806add a leaf to your flag to receive dr p benefits
stankee dominican wants attention again kek>da moots
Chinese pussy has no odor
good morning mariners nation>>153902429need her so badly
Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise
F
Your pussy is Chinese
Han dynasty pussy tho..
Chinese pussy is sideways like an eyelid
What are Asian American girls like compared to Asian girls from Asia?
perubot nuking the genny
>>153904806It has to be cold. Colder the better. The warmer Dr. Pepper gets the worst it tastes.
>>153904875they can speak english
>>153904758cardinal legend
>>153904882That’s literally every soda
yeah we dont drink soda herethis is a sparkling water general
Probability of Venezuela winning tonight ?
>>153904910>s11p
>>153904914zero. the only question is if team usa wins by single digits or double
Three team that scores less runs is going to lose tonight
>>153904925Big if true
>>153904914If they get more runs than team USA, I think they'll win.
>>153904875I think Asian emigration is still fairly recent. Asian Americans behave similarly to their native counterparts due to the recency of their family’s emigration. Koreans have it the worst because they saw a lot of vile shit carried out by the different regimes during the Korean War. Bodies stuffed in rice bags because caskets were too expensive. Having to eat dogs because there was no other food.
>>153904942Do you think that's why Korea and Korean Americans as a whole embrace US culture the most?
>>153904960Nah, I don't think so. I notice that Koreans act pretty different from other folks. They keep quiet, but you can tell they've been through a lot. They're kind of like a traumatized group. As refugees, I can tell they're really happy to be here.
He bought a secondhand Nova from a Cuban ChineseAnd dyed his hair in the bathroom of a TexacoWith a pawnshop radio, quarter past 4He left Waukegan at the slammin' of the doorHe left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door
>>153904942>Having to eat dogs because there was no other food.Is this a joke?
venezuela wins tonightt. time traveller
>>153904914Shrekxicans = dodgers fansWhitexicans = Padres fans
Hey little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone
>>153904942>Having to eat dogs because there was no other foodNo no, they have had a culture of eating dogs for a long time.Finally, on January 9, 2024, the South Korean National Assembly passed and enacted the "Dog Eating Prohibition Law." As a result, the breeding, meat processing, and sale of dogs for meat consumption will be completely prohibited.
>>153905029Have you had any correct predictions this wbc?
>>153905032Dog is yum yum fuk you
Is it confirmed that there will be a WBC in 2029 or are we all just assuming?
>>153905037No, all he does is seethe at our BAC (Big American Cocks)
Chink brother wars are so fucking funny to me idk whyChinese are based thoughhttps://youtu.be/-dMvsKpLr8s
>>153905032dog is only an emergency food, most koreans haven't eaten it
>>153905071they're talking like it isn't even good and they feel at least some sort of shame for doing it, why do it at all???
dog meat hot pot was a legit cuisine in korea and some part of china for a long time. it wasn't some poverty food.
Chinese have no shameThis is why they are basedJ*p cucks stay malding
>>153905123tf are you even on about?
>153905138kek
Korean public defecation has reached an all time high.
>>153905071Of course, that's the case now.The reason the law was created is because there was a certain number of people who had been eating dogs until then.Traditional cuisine: Dishes such as "Boshintang" were once popular in some circles as a way to nourish and strengthen the body, but the number of restaurants that serve them has decreased.Government support: The government plans to provide financial assistance and incentives to dog farmers and restaurants that are forced to close down, to help them change businesses or close down.
>>153905144you know china doesn't give a shit about baseball, right? i honestly have no idea why you are doing it here
It’s up with its original title https://youtu.be/7No9h-bFhrg
>>153905179>mother>fucker
Well John, John,he's long gone.Gone to Indiana ain't never comin' home.John, John,he's long gone.Gone to Indiana ain't never comin' home.
Gonna stay awake to see Venezuela get heemed.
I just overheard my neighbor's son yell at his dad "Fuck baseball! I want to watch soccer!"
>>153905219Too many FIFA pack opening videos
>>153905219no… NO!!!
>Venezuela vs USOkay, that's pretty fucking funny.
>>153905219Why is it always about "watching" a sport with you americans? do you fat fucks ever actually PLAY sports?
>>153905248I played corn hole with your mom last night
>>153905219can confirm, I am the dads wife's boyfriend
>>153905248“””Men’s””” Softball
>>153905254too soon
>>153905219omg he's coming out to his parents
Canadians are cringe
there's a pickleball champion ITT I know it
>>153905297MORTTYYYYYY I’M PICKLEBALL RICK
>>153905292frig off
I will try Dr. Pepper today.
>>153905168Its been a weird larp all tourney, i just choose to ignore them after a while when they had nothing interesting to say.
>>153905346this is a dr. thunder general
>>153905346enjoy the best day of your life, amigo
Aryan Judge
>>153905258Beer league softball is comfy
Team USA was literally at risk of being eliminated and now they are about to win the whole thing.
Arepa bros we gonna make it!!!
When do the black Americans play?
>>153905453>no black american team I haven’t watched a single minute of the world basebowl classic.
>Greatest baseball talent in the world>Having to start a Mest rookie in the WBC finalHow the fuck did it end up like this?
>>153905366>uh youre not allowed having fun but also BASEBALL IS AMERICAN FOOTBALL NOW HOOORAH
So is Mamdani going to throw the first pitch at the Yankee's home opener considering he's the most popular mayor in NYC history?
Venezuelan Arepas taste bland. Columbia has the best sweet corn Arepas.
>>153905471He's gonna do run up style cricket first pitch
>>153905471Why does it have to be the Yankees game? The Yankees held a Charlie Kirk memorial and they met with Trump last year. Mamdani’s a Democrat. We’ll pass him onto the Metsteins.
>>153905463tom seaver used to be a mets rookie
>>153905484the mets already have bibi booked for opening day
>>153905463Skubal being a coward.
>>153905490Yea they do pander to chinks because the part of Queens theyre in has a lot of useless orientals that smell like fish and sewage.
>>153905432they are about to play the only team to beat the powerhouse italy
Why does the translator sound like Mussolini? AH AH MEDIGANS!
Tang dynasty bussy got me acting unwise
gm
>>153902737if he loses both chambers they put him in a peach. If he only loses one it's a best-case scenario because he stops being able to pass his retarded bullshit and has someone else to blame for it
>>153905581SingaporePakistanIndonesiaVietnamTaiwan Province North KoreaIn orderMy circle, so don't firmly distrust me and I will drive you out completely.
>>153905654He won't lose the senateImpeaching him is useless because there will never be enough to remove him
I would like to inquire about the status of Ronald Acuña Jr. It has come to my attention that he sustained an injury in July 2021, which prevented him from participating in the postseason. However, I am curious to know if this setback will impact his eligibility to be recognized as a World Series champion. Could you provide an analysis of the opinions expressed by sports journalists regarding this matter? Additionally, I would be interested in understanding how his 2021 World Series victory would be reflected on his professional record, considering his absence from postseason play.
>>153905663The betting odds (which have been found to be more reliable than polls) have finally leaned over to losing the senate as of this week. But impeaching him indeed would lead to nowhere.
Cole pitches tomorrow
>be batter>fix your helmet>nobody:>ump: are you challenging me?
>>153905695>The betting odds
>talking about raw milktime to trade the rays left fielder, he has advanced brain rot
Timmy went to therapy today
>>153905899My therapist made me feel like shit when I stopped going for a month.
>>153905899good for you anon, what did your therapist say about speaking in the third person tho?
>>153905899I think I have like 2-3 metal disorders all at once.
My Reds are going to STINK
>>1539057211 inning
Rays got something cooking this season.
shall be watching the wbc final tonight. thank you for your attention to the matter x
Based bipolar Randy
>>153906013raynkees fish?
Anyone want to bet on ice detaining the Venezuelan team if they win?
>>153906132I'll bet the under given how that has hit every time this long in the tooth joke has been made.
>>153906146kek fuck Canada
>The price tag for the Rays' proposed Hillsborough College ballpark could be at least $300M higher than originally projected.- RAYS
>>153906073Raynkees baseball today.
Fuck my Italian ass
>>153906235Ooo we got a raw milk boy on the field. Deeply afraid of pasteurization!
>>153906245the e. coli makes us stronger. fuckin goof
>all those japanese adslol they really thought they would be guaranteed to win this didn't they? lmao
>>153906321I thought the same thing about all the team USA and Fudge ads, but luckily they weren't eliminated in pool play.
I told Timmy to go to the damn principal’s office!
>>153906359>hoffman
>>153906359>ernique lemon
>>153906374he had a bad night
>>153906359No way jeff.hoffman is actually there
>>153906359>Tyler Roger’s>not Trevor Roger’s Smelly Timmy
>>153906187Funny how Ron DeSantis was all "No state money for stadiums" until his buddy bought the team and is now "You want a stadium? We'll give you money AND land taken away from one of my, err, *our* state colleges!"
I’m a Timmy, but I prefer to identify as a Jimmy
>>153906359hoffman is going to give up the game winning run, watch this
>>153906409we don't sign our posts here
>no Miggy Ro to see Hoffman choke the gameGay
>>153906441kek, meatball! I know new stadiums all get 20 year tax exemptions, but state colleges never pay taxes so I guess you can say it's better long term.
>>153902418God bless the United States and God BLESS Venezuelans.
>>153906562i look like her
>>153906572Then post a pic so I can jack off
>>153906591i am more than just a pretty face, sweaty
>>153906572>her
>>153906572Show bobs and aces
>>153906562that is a male.
>>153906599Then I'd eat the shit out of your pussy if you had one bud.
>>153906634Imagine thinking a man could ever be shaped like this.
>>153906707I look like this and have a penis.My name is Timantha
god bless the usa and god bless korean-american women
>>153906628
>No Henderson
>>153906874one of those numbers is getting bigger, the other is getting smaller
>>153906866That's a man
>>153906658thanks, bro
>>153906890>The other one is getting smaller
>>153906874The Broncos are an American team anon…
Don't ask Canadians about their country's gold reserves KEK.
these young girls won't let me be poor poor pitiful me
>buxtonwater we dune here? PCA is clearly superior.
>>153907323kwab raleigh
>>153907339>>153906880Cal "Big Benchy" Raleigh.
>>153907323>>153906880righty and lefty splits ya dip
>>153907323
>>153907430Yes for Buxton vs PCA. Henderson is too hot (pause) to bench
>>153907491he has a .678 OPS career OPS against LHP anon. it's not that complicated
pca a bitch dawg
>>153902418I put $0.50 on our boys in blue
Logan webb
>>153906550How does it feel to be a willing slave
>>153907632>how does it feel to support a routine bond measure or development grant for something you likeSwell, and I didn't even have to pee my pants over it.
ALL RISE
ALL DIAP
>>153907323>mest pitcherits already over
I don't like that they're using the game worn jerseys. It's some fanatics adhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DV_4bekj9PF/?img_index=1
>>153907758all chuds
>>153907758me on my way to go 0 for 4 in a game broadcast all over the world
I HEARBY CURSE THE USA TEAM FOR NOT STARTING PCA. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153907871Harper's thousand ____ stare
>>153908010MILES
>>153907991Seething
>>153908010island
>>153908010Cherry Blossom
>>153908010pints of raw milk
>>153908010imagine having to listen to fudge for 2 weeks, thatd drive anyone insane
>>153908124seething about what? I'm team usa. also I don't watch hockey and don't know what that pic is.
>>153908495dw he doesnt either
>>153908010strikeout
corny niggas
>>153908690he's not even pitching in this game, his "work" is sitting in the dugout while the commentators jerk him off for ALMOST joining the Air Force lol
>>153908690thats kino
>strained PCL for Seiyathat aint that bad all things considered. dunno why it took over 72 hours to get a diagnosis but I'll take it
>>153908495>>153908609>still mad
I can't wait for this tournament to end so we can focus on gapefruit and gaktus league pennant races
just woke up
Baseball just isn't international enough for these world tournaments to work. China should do some top down style program to take over the sport like the Soviets did with hockey.
>>153909245this tournament is extremely popular and the audience grows every consecutive WBC there is. What the fuck are you talking about
>>153909266Japan is the only other real country. Everyone else just lives off the USA baseball system.
>>153908127Sounds tasty tbqhwu
>>153909325Thanks, I knew someone would get it eventually
>wbc ends tonight>real baseball doesnt start again til octoberkill me
>>153909530*kills you and turns on spring training*
>>153909374I got it but I was mowing the lawn and didn't want to pause to respond.>>153908127kek
why do they make the ST players play during the final of the wbc?what if they want to watch it?
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
your starting pitcher for tonight
>>153909657girl's with vagina's
>>153909657Based caniac
>>153909045I'm also a dodgerchad, retard.
>>153909739Are there any dodger girls??
Hello guys
>>153909754Those nuns that Kershaw invited to throw out the first pitch
>>153909772It’s 61 degrees out Gary. You stupid fucking idiot.
>>153909772It's 90 degrees Gary, I appreciate the gesture though....
>>153909845With the windchill or was -21C here this morning >>153904859
>>153909885That fucking sucks man, truly. I couldn’t live in those conditions.
too cold is better than too hotcan always wrap up more
>>153909931I’m a nudist
>>153909899The weather here was crazyYesterday 12C when I left for work2 and rainy when I went out for lunch with 65 km/h windsStarting to snow when I left-6 and hard snowing around the time the game started last night-20 this morning with windchill
German Marquez and Buehler got better after being terrible in their debuts. But two of the three hits against German today being home runs is still a concern.
>>153909657zaxbys >
I cant take hockey jerseys seriously bros, it feels like stolen valor. Hockey/Football players put their body on the line to compete, it's just not the same when a baseball player does it...
>>153909944asl?
>Vladdy sends food to the Yankees when they come to Toronto All rivalries are fakeAll players are bros
Cowl Rolly has ruined his good guy reputation by pretending to be a stoic cunt for Aaron Chudge, meanwhile…
>>153910000Based
I got a coupon for a free 'za so I'm thinking 3 'zas for the finals
>>153910015Mariners might have to move Randy by the deadline. He’s problematic. He fought Yandy Diaz in the Tropicana parking lot and said some things about Wander Franco (before he was arrested for child sexual abuse) all back when he was on the Rays.
>>153910058That's too many
>>153910061Cal has already proved that he is the problem, not Randy.
>>153910064breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a couple days
huh it's a real place but like its basically mexico?
>>153909772It's pushing 80° Gary but thank you.
Please fill me ...
>>153910072Sure, but you can't move Cal Raleigh. Just move Randy Arozarena, he's used to it already.
Cal did all that just to be benched in the final lol
Remember when the Ancient Romans invented Baseball?
MLB owners are realizing how players (besides americans) treat the WBC seriously. They are gonna use it as leverage for the next CBA agreement.>You guys don't want salary cap? then no more WBC>You want WBC? you have to agree to a salary capThere's a small chance the WBC gets sacrificed to prevent a lockout.
>>153910132Tactical trvth nvke
>>153910141MLB wouldn't gamble with that, their insurance rules already caused problems, they're not going to add more issues getting players in.
>makes the winning play>carries team USA
Max Muncy >> Gunnar Henderson and Bregman
what do we call this type of training?
>>153910141yeah bro, owners are going to kill the thing that gives them access to wider audiences....guys, tenderise this man
>>153910058bon appetite
>>153910168Chisholm Jr is better than all of them.
>>153910169he wants to be trevor bauer so bad
>>153910201better at being SHIT maybe
>>153910169epic furies
>>1539100583 ramen packets with no seasoning for me and no hot water.
/nu/>>153910220>>153910220>>153910220/nu/
>>15391020830/30 season ya seethe
>>153910061it will blow over
