If Venezuela wins, Maduro will be released.But what will happen if america wins?
>>153905993>But what will happen if america wins?Maduro executed on stage.
>be american>go to a game of your national pastime >instantly become surrounded by thousands of screaming foreigners rooting against your country, on home soil>this is AFTER you free their country from a dictatorat least you guys aren't racist
Orlando > MiamiIf you want to live in Florida in 2026 AD.
WILL AMERICA SCORE EVEN ONE RUNYES ORNOONLY.
>>153912361kek Americucks
Why did the gringordos benched PCA lmao
>>153905993>what will happen if america wins?another gorillion dollars for israeli war crimes of course
LETS GO
>>153912402Honestly between Tampa and Orlando is elite Pasco, Polk, highlands, Osceola (South of Kissimmee) hardee and desoto county is still very white Hell. Land in okeechobee county is still cheap as fuck
The lineup choice was really bad and the US is paying for it.
so many retards desperate for (you)snot even good (you)baitposting
What song is the FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIRRRRRD of Venezuela?
>2 ER>really solid start
We have to let Maduro go if we lose
not mclean's fault these soulless bums can't score
>>153912440less than 3 runs is a quality start chud.
>PooSA
>Claim to invent sport>Boast about having the best domestic league featuring the best home born and grown players >Can't win an international tournament in the sportUSA is the England of the WBC.
>>153912440based retard
Digits and Aaron judge walk off to win it
McClean shat himself a couple times but the offense is the real problem. These bats are freezing cold
>>153912427VPN off retard
>>153912440thats a quality start sweetie
>MEST pitcher into a Philthies pitcherNL East humiliation ritual game
>>153912361>muh dictator
>>153912455>>153912447>>153912459t. Venezuelan
>>153912446Post Venezuelan asses instead of this pancake shit
>>153912452USA won two tournaments ago, sweaty.
>>153912457>the bats are coldcant just admit venez pitching is dominating?
>>153912361>Jew York slum alley stick game in the Gateway to Latin Americapinnacle of the Melting Pot
>>153912437Gasolina
McLean will always be remembered as a FUCKING BUM
Put Gunnar Henderson in
alejandros silence absolutely deafening rn lmao
HMMMMMMMMMMM that was a very close out
>>153911733>>153911750>>153911853>>153912071>>153912237>>153912294winky just posting in the genny by himself kek
>>153912470England also has a World Cup. Your point?
>>153912466Mets and Aaron Judge.
>>153912460FAGGets kek PHAGGets kek
>>153912402>>153912430North Florida = Best Florida
>didn't realize that the game was on national broadcast and was watching a shitty stream insteadAlso what's the catch with living in Miami? Seems like paradise with warmth, beaches, latinas... especially compared to my frozen shithole Chiraq
Reminder that every pozzie that posts itt is hiding here out of shame from being KTFO of the cricket World Cup by starving Africans lmao
>>153912491>1966
>>153912471It's the same thing
whats chikaner thinking right now?
>>153912491*
>>153912478his entire career is ahead of him, unlike Larper and Chudge kek
>>153912483PUT GUNNAR IN
I just saw an AI ad in my home broadcast. How fucking hard is it to dress 2 guys in baseball attire and have them make a pitching motion and a swing?
>>153912490At least he isn’t posting from prison like LeXplorer
>>153912430Nah that spot can still be hit kinda bad by hurricanes. East Orlando near UCF is perfect
>>153912496Money and spics. Unaffordable and everybody speaks Spanish.
>>153912466I blame max fried and Garrett Crochet
>>153912504I don’t know about anybody else but damn I want some Watanabe Pipes right about now
DeRosa should bench Larper, kill Judge, and put PCA in
>>153912490I don't blame him with all the dogshit threadsplitting happening
>>153912496Tropical cyclones? Mosquito? Crocodile?
DUDE LAUNCH ANGLES AND EXIT VELOCITY BUT I HAVE THE BATTING AVERAGE OF JOSE RIJO LMAOboreball is so shit now
>>153912496>traffic worse than Houston>white people outnumbered 20-1>publix not run by white people = shitty pub subs >high murder rate
>>153912539>white people outnumbered 20-1so it's paradise?
>>153912496>>153912534persons of bean
>>153912474>it's OK, these other parts of our country are still ourskek, I've heard this one before
They're begging cap to carry lel
I support venezulan female refugees
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Time to rock the shit out of the AA pitcher they are about to put in
Edu was out of his mind this start
>>153912536Without "analytics" how would you get big brain jews with no athletic ability into baseball management?
Alright beat up on the bullpen. Pretend you're the Yankees.
Eduardo Bazardo coming in! I hate cheering against a Mariner, but it has to be done.
>muh .900 BA>grounds out
>>153912556>venezulanGood evening saaar
my pirate streams in italian??
>>153912579Your literally calling me Saar from a brown nation
>>153912585he does?
>>153912556as an amateur organ farmer this offer intrigues me
>>153912524I make six figures and I can speak Spanish (I'm half mexican)>>153912534sounds better than blizzards and freezing my ass off. and crocodiles never hurt anyone except retards>>153912539I live around dorky white people with no soul, I think I'd prefer latinos (although I will admit that there are plenty of retarded loud latinos in the USA and I'm not a fan)murder rate would probably go down compared to Chiraqbut if the produce is shit then it might not be worth it, I need good fruit and veggies
>>153912536>>153912570>hitting the ball hard doesn't matter, he just keeps hitting it wherever the defense is!based uncs
Fuck it.I’m sopranos posting now.
>>153912593>Yourredeemed kek
>>153912594he?
>>153912607based grammarlet
absolute slurper
>>153912599lol talk about dei
>>153912402>>153912430>>153912495>No mention of Southwest Florida of Fort Myers and NaplesFfs, it's the place in the state.
>>153912595Kek
>Will Smith and Cal RaleighThey are literally the same thing
If we lose tonight. The only 2 games we lost in the WBC would’ve been started by McLean(Mets)
>>153912621SWF is absolute shit. It’s Canadians and New Yorkers that can’t afford to live in Tampa/St. Pete
HEE-HA!!
This is depressing. I think I'm going to watch the basketball tournament instead
People were more hyped here against Italy and Japan. Maybe is the anxiety of being a final, but is curious
BAZADOZAO
>>153912630Big dick Willie has more clutch and defense
>>153912636>I know, lets send him out to start the championship game
>bazardo
>>153912603stick with the Angels
>>153912636Is he the only pitcher that gave up 2 runs?
This is depressing. I think I’m going to re-watch Gypsy Crusader beating up Supahotfire instead
>>153912641If the usa didn't look tired as fuck, I'd be more hyped. Their ABs look terrible.
>>153912602Launch angle monkeys have to hit it first
>>153912603based
Holy hell team USA is completely checked out. Fucking gutless wonders
>>153912641I am tense because>2-0And because USA just held the best offense of the tournament to a 2-1 game, they can be quiet killers, all the other shit prior to this game notwithstanding.
>>153912650>sign stealing and cheating
Is everything ok, team USA?
>>153912659i don't remember this scene
stream link?
has anyone ever won a baseball game by scoring 0 runs?
>Relying on the bullpen for 4 more inningsStill plenty of baseball left, USA will tie it
Bros, are we going to get shut out?
Whats it like to cum deep inside of a venezuelan girl?
I’m going to cash out all my crypto and move to Sapporo
>>153912669TNEB
>>153912636>mest
>>153912668deleted scene
>>153912676bags of sand
>>153912577The last part looks like PooSAs lineup except with .100 ba's
I CANT... HIT
>>153912670>>153912674
>>153912673Nigga the bats are dead
0.00 ERA BullpenBased McLame putting this one out of reach.
>grounds it gentlyif I had a fucking dollar for ever USA AB he said that for
these muttlatto captains just dont work. same story as auston matthews
QUICK /SP/ POLL1) will the US score even 1 run2) your favorite mlb team3) penis size
>one fucking hitand not like they're getting unlucky, nothing hit solidly at all. dire
Dubs and venezulas bullpen shits the bed
>>153912676Bags of sand
this is bad baseballwhen's good baseball
if I were team USA, I would stop hitting the ball right at the infielders
>>153912690Aaron Judge?What are you doing on /sp/ during the game?
>>153912666No, its not okay. These Antarctica bats right now are pissing me off
Disaster for USA so far Gonna have to give the hockey sweaters back
>dream team>can't scoremany such cases
>2023: USA puts together a team with some great hitting talent, though not its ultimate lineup and has no elite pitching to speak of>result: 2nd place>2026: USA assembles the "Dream Team", stars up and down the lineup, and headlined by actual pitching aces in the rotation>result: 2nd place
I have Free Bird fatigue
>>153912675you’re going to get like 8 runs in the last inning being behind is all part of the theater
>>153912690Get off your fucking phone Shartper
Aaron Judge wore the Austin Matthews Jersey. Very very cursed image I saw.
>>1539127041) Yes2) Stankees 3) 4 in
I CANTHIT!!!!
>>153912709See you in October. This is spring training tier bullshit.
>>153912725DUDE POLYTICKS!!!
Anime!
>>153912704ye someone will hit a meaningless bombMets3soft 5hard
>>153912723dont worry they wont have any reason to play it
Venezuela will be liberated tonight
perhaps they keep throwing sinkers for a reason
>>153912676feels bretty gud but it doesn't live up to expectations. it's honestly kind of hard to cum through sex, it takes a lot of effort and that's with rawdogging. but the orgasm from sex is much more intense than masturbating
>>153912652He gave up 3 to ItalyThe only other pitchers to give up 3, Wacha and Boyd, got kicked off the team and banished back to their teams.
>>153912722No excuses if they lose this year, these guys just don't have the spirit to win a tournament like this
Press S to spit
>Swing for the sky like a drunk retard>t-ball tier KWAB gay groundout >barely run like a drunkall boreball looks like beer league shit
you have to start pinch hitting people ffs
>>153912686they say you understand when you’re older but I dunno I’m older now and she’s still kind of repulsive
>>153912742yeah I generally only cum from proneboning
I don't follow mlb, why are they calling this team the dream team, they seem to suck?
>>153912748S
>>153912742>hard to cum through sexbuddy you're just gay
USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) USA! (sucks!) Imagine how butthurt if Venezuelan fans chanted "SUCKS!" after every USA!
GOD THAT PITCHFUCK
From a neutral perspective this is a pretty boring watch
Why did the USA start a mets pitcher? I thought they wanted to win?
that was quick. now score some fucking runs you retards
>>153912760because it was just a dream that aaron judge could lead a team to anything other than a regular season victory
both teams are playing like cavemen!
Digits and USA wins
>>153912767PooSA fans are too stupid to chant anything else so they'd get BTFO
>>153912771it's not been any where near as good as some of the other match ups so far
>Grug swing
all time sleeper of a game. I don't feel any tension.
>>153912779
>>153912744The standard is really high then Skenes gave up 2 runs too. He is also very green having only 8 starts.
>striking out lookinglmao
>>153912760Because they are all asleep. Dreaming of offense.
>taco bell adsWhat does Taco Bell taste like
>>153912775He loves to choke. He’ll do it again soon
HOT DOGS AND GOD AND BASEBALL!CMON TEAM USA WE KNOW U CAN DO IT!WERE BEHIND U ALL THE WAY!
>>153912361>host a international event>noooooooo you can't come it's only for us
>>153912791the only tension if this continues will be the final outs for Venezuela
How come none of them try to steal the first base?
PRESS S TO SPIY
>>153912799the most authentic mexican food available
would i be correct in saying that taco bell is worse goy slop than mcdonalds
>>153912458Why do you need to be the only kiwi ITT? Odd
>>153912799salt and cumin
>>153912813100%
>>153912799salty milk and coins
USA soccer isn’t getting out of the group stage are they?
>PCAI'm nervous
>>153912810
>>153912760Team USA decided to field a team of only top slugging hitters before realizing that you also need guys to get on base.
>>153912799I had mexican food for lunch
PCA lets go
>>153912823he sucks cock don't worry
>Pee See Gay
>>153912813definitely just imagine fast food meat, and then imagine fast food "ground beef"
Mets legend Jose Butto
>>153912742if you don’t have sex before you turn 25 your perineal nerve rots out and you can’t feel anything ever againthe cum still spills out but it just feels like you’re peeing
>>153912822ironically we're going to do really well in that tournament
>>153912765it's not as hard if I wait a week+ in between but on a regular basis cumming doesn't automatically happen. I'm just glad my gf is able to orgasm pretty easily so I'm happy with that even if sometimes I don't cum
>pete shit arm ass
>>153912831phew
>Butto
MY ANUS JUST STARTED TICKLING SO I CLENCHED IT AND IT MADE MY BALLS FEEL FOOD SO I SQUEEZED MY LEGS AND NOW MY COCK HAS AN ORGASM FEELING BUT I'M NOT EVEN HARD OR CUMING HOLY SHIT THIS IS HEAVEN. LONGEST ORGASM EVER
>starting a quarterback in a championship game>hes a metKWAB
poop crap ass
>one hit in their last 9 inningsmclean vindicated
>>153912822We'll see what the reffies have to say about that
DUDE GET A HIT
>>153912822I’m pretty sure Infantino and Trump will rig it. Don’t worry.
Why can't USA hit? March baseball is supposed to be harder for pitchers than hitters.
>>153912799literally tastes like goyslop. I've only had it 3 times in my life, and felt like I wasted my money each time. I don't know why anyone would ever eat it unless they've never had mexican food before, or they find comfort in eating absolute trash.
>>153912810He did alright. The batters just suck.
>>153912848this plus n words
USA hitting like the cleveland guardians
just hit the ball what the fuck
HOWEVER
BORINGWHY ARE THEY SO SHIT
so glad they're all swinging for solo homeruns instead of trying to play small ball
>>153912827Why are street chalupas only sold in 2s and 3s?
GET ON BASE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Poopy Shitt Jr
This team SUCKS
>>153912840>a week+ in betweenif you're under 40 you need to see an endocrinologist IMMEDIATELY
As a yankees fan I'm used to seeing this offence in big games
I don't want to give up Maduro bros
>>153912860mexican food is whatever you find in the road after the produce truck rolls by
>peewee livestock rapists arguing with each about being the token cuckstamp flagHowling
Indoor plumbing bros, did we get too cocky?
I saw Tarik Skubal at a Publix in Lakeland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>153912845Lucky. I've had that happen before but it happens randomly only a few times a year
Can it be true?
dude just swing at every pitch bro
we really just don't give a shit do we, this is embarrassing
SCORE SOME HRS
>>153912871They're all trying to swing upward to hit a homerun instead of actually just hitting the ball purely for singles and doubles.
Venezuela would have been cooked if Robert Suárez would have been closing for them. He's fluke fake good lol
bum ass team cant score
has USA even hit a line drive in this game?? sabermetric fags, the exit velocities. now!!
>US bats
breasts
>literally 0-fer in th WBCwhy is he even on the team?
>>153912857I think it's harder for hitters. Pitchers just have low pitch counts early in the season and spring training.
>>153912891>>153912892Its called luckswing for a reason
>>153912892This guy knows ball!
harper in a good count... can he capitalise?
>>153912891>>153912892so true
>>153912884and to think taco bell is somehow worse
violently boring game, very fitting for an mlb sanctioned anything
Fuck this. Fuck baseball. I'm watching Wicked: For Good
>>153912892>team usa hitting coach is a canadianwtf
THE GUY BELOW ME WANTS TO FUCK THE ASS OF THE GUY ABOVE ME
>>153912891>>153912892Kek
Cal Raleigh is gonna come in for sure with Smith on the rail. >>153912873When I downloaded this image years and years and years ago, I never thought I would see Kathy Ireland's heat map light up, low and inside. HARPER getting it started
aahh fuck>JudgePANICPANICCC
LGTSS
>3-0 greenlightWhy does baseball have some stupid unwritten rules
HOLD ON JUST A MOMENT
Schanuel >> harper
Perfect timing for Bryce to get on base and Judge to blow it
How much is getting fly balls instead of home runs luck vs skill?
>>153912748If the US loses they should unironically beat the shit out of him
If we dom't tie the game here it might be over
Woo happy for Harper. I'm dancing
Hit a dinger for the love of god
Larper did something
>>153912924he's a choker don't worry
oh shit oh dick oh ninjer America got a hitOh fuck judge is gonna bat oh fuck America won
Why didn’t Shartper hustle? Could have gotten two if he sprinted.
aahh yes!>Judgecalmcalm
>>153912888Checked and kekd (D if the broadcasters just call a final score a “narrative”?)
Fucking finally
Aaron Judge is the Allen Greenspan of baseball
A HARPERIAN 2 out single
Very judgian effort
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
How good is Aaron Judge?
Is my tv ahead of your stream?
>>153912928Too pad there's no polish team in the WBC
>>153912954the best non-steroid hitter of this century
bro swing wtf are you doing
GET SCHWARBS UP
>>153912931it's basically a lot of luck but you have to be elite to even get into a position to get that lucky
FUDGE IS SO FUCKING USELESS HOLY SHIT
>He is the most overrated man in the world>I don't always swing but when I do, I GIDP
>aaron fudge>elite hitter
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUDGE ISABUM
If Venezuela wins does Trump have to release Maduro?
small ball bros, we're been vindicated HARD with this tournament, now they see what we see
fuck
2 (two) hits
ALL ASS
>>153912978No, but he has to throw Delcy a party at the white house.
HOLY FUCKING SHITMY HEARTMY CORTISOLI JUST SHARTED ON MY CHAIR GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHEN I HEARD THE CRACK OF THE BAT
FUCK JUDGE
>hanging slider down the fucking middlewow
JUDGE LOVES CHOKING
>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge >Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge >Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge >Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge >Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge >Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge >Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge>Gayron Fudge Gayron Fudge
disgracefulembarrassingpathetic
AND THEF U D G EJUST GOTP A C K E D
>>153912931it's all skill. hitting a moving baseball is hard enough, hitting one that far only happens for the elite of the elite
Bro took a fastball right down the middle on 3-1
s'over
KEK FUDGE
GIGA CHOKEERIN FUDGE
judgebros....americabros....
>FUDGEidk why my gf keeps saying he's handsome, he's such a bum lol
>3-1 right down the pipeSWING THE BAT YOU FUCKING RETARDED LUMMOX FUCK YOU KYS NICE GRIOUNDOUT
>uncludge
all sit
Already in the 7th.How is this match so quick?
I thought he was gonna go out looking at least
Judge and the Yankees lost this game.
Mulattobros...
please for the love of god never call up aaron judge ever again
Yeah it's over for USAVenezuela won't choke
buck toothed
>>153912997It was a straight up meatball too
>>153912964Mike trout and ohtani are way better. Hell Luis Arraez is better as far as hitting (not counting slugging)
Why is Maduro in jail and not Judge
these niggas is cooked frfr
I love cunts of all colors and moistness but I often feel sad I won't see all the cunts I want to so I use baseball to distract myself from juicy tight cunts
>poosa
GENERATIONAL
>>153912931Consistently it's skill. On an individual at bat it's luck or circumstance. Size of the park, weather conditions etc.
Why are lunch ladies so sexy? Like this bitch in this commercial is fat and not that good looking but because she's a lunch lady it makes her fuckable.
Baseball is a terrible sport. When your team is down you have to watch the other team go on offense, with no chance of turnovers like other sports. You just sit there like a cuckold.
FAGudge kek!!
>>153913007Strong pitching means a fast game
USA dugout looks dejected AF.
>Captain America>watches a ball go straight down the middle of the plate on a 3-1 countHoly fuck this statue needs to go back and be a regular season merchant
>>153912989WE GAAN
>>153912973He needs more mid -July 84mph meatballs down the center of the plate from 40-62 teams that have mailed it in to get his numbers up
>>153913022based cunnyknower
There were two pitches perfect for Judge to hit a bomb off of during that AB only for him to finally make that weak ass contact. Fucking pussy.
Aaron Judge not beating the allegations
Has judge even had a base hit at all, I swear it seems like everytime he's been up he hit straight to the fielders.
At least MY player got on base.
my doyers would've won it for USA
I've never been to San Diego
Digits and the Yankees finish 4th in the AL eastTampa bay finishes 1st
Will Maduro be notified of the win?
This is basically what it's been like to be a Yankee fan watching them go cold in the playoffs.
>>153913035You fucking crybaby
It was weird how everyone was acting like USA were basically champions after the Dominican game. It's baseball! So much variance.
based launch lady
why do the yankees hate america?
third base coach should've given him the home run sign
>>153913055>Aaron judge has never had a hit in his careert. Sarah Langs
any chance US scores even 1 run?
>>153913007It's quick if pitchers do 123 inning, it's long if the pitcher can't get someone out and basically being shellacked. It's not over until an out is recorded lol
kind of want Venezuela to just go off and score a bunch, at least make it a party at the ballpark
First Trout and now Judge. The US has had some real shitty captains these last two tourneys
Gleyber was too tense at this AB
>will vest>wears a shirt with sleeveswhat did he mean by this?
>>153913072theres only 3.46 people watching in kansas?
>>153913079No lol
>>153913072Philly is a baybawl town from spring to fallPhilly is a foobawl town from fall to spring
who the FUCK is vest?
>>153913063Maduro is watching in the day room with the guards right now
>>153913067>So much variance>whoever beats Japan is basically the winner
>>153913072berds mentioned
Judge be like>cmon boys lets go win this for all the men and women going to die for Israel!!!!
>>153913061yeah okay>padrepaco
>>153913072oops! all flyovers
Does anybody like Aaron Judge outside of Yankees fans? He's such a boring superstar.
fuck judge and his playoff form
>>153913078I meant in this tournament, i felt it wasn't necessary to specify
THIS IS FOR EPSTEIN
Throw in Logan webb
WHY ISNT JAKE TAYLOR ON THE TEAM?
My White Sox would bootyblast both these teams.
Torres must have expanded vision as not one ball was near the plate
We're going to lose this game because McLean sucks and Judge chokes in big games. Bitch ass NY teams.
So uh … what part of Booganzuela (you) ladies come from?
Reminder
>Venezuela's best player is Ezequiel Tovar
>>153913098mucha shaka paka
>>153912838that happens because of low T
Wheres Big Dumpster?
>>153913072my broors had basically the whole team participating
>detroit pitching
>>153913072>>153913097The only true baseball city left in this country. We don't even have anyone good playing
this shit is sadthe next pitcher should just bean judge right in the dickmeat to let him walk out of mercy
>>153913111I wasn't joking, look it up on bbref
even venezuela used to be whiter
>>153913128benched
>>153913123Makes sense those are basically away games for the USA despite the games being in America
>>153913072based patriots
what does he do though?
>>153913089Gr8 double b8 m8
What the FUCK was THAT LMAO
>>153913145stat pads in the regular season
>>153913128DNP (Cringe)
>>153913067US threw their best pitcher vs DR. Skubal should be pitching this game but he and the Tigers are fags.
>>153913126I had my t tested and it was off the top of the chartsmaybe Asian charts are calibrated lower though
damn thought that was fair
If Venezuela wins I’m going to circumcise myself on cam
>>153913123He's right the atmosphere for those games are 10x any mlb game
AHHHHHHHH THAT WAS SO CLOSE
great call ump
how the fuck was that foul???
announcers need to make up their mind, they keep going on about how USA is a dream team and it'd be so insane if they got shut out, then two minutes later talk about how dogshit and useless the offense has been
>>153913153Scott Boras is the fag making skubal sit
FUUUUUUUCKKKK
>can’t get (((insurance)))Hmmmm, maybe you shouldn’t have cursed that thing you were supposed to bless, sweetie? Yathink?
team America is the strongest on paper, but why do they lack aura? They don’t threatening at all.
>>153913114She'd be hotter if she was heavily pregnant
if the US wins this, will the umps get to go to the Whitehouse?
>>153913153USA can't blame pitching if they can't score any runs.
Skubal is based for not wanting to play for Amerikkka i.e. Zioncuck puppet state
Imagine if Judge dropped that.
>>153913177>74 posts early
>>153912932Why? Pitching hasn't been the problems. This lineup should be able to score more than two runs on a bunch of scrub Venezuelan pitchers
Just 3.more innings venezula !!
>>153913160I hope you have a macro lens
Wow the new scoreboard for the ncaa tournament is the best scoreboard I have ever seen
ANYONE WILLING TO GO ON THE RECORD AND SAY US WILL SCORE A RUN THIS GAME????
>>153913177not a game thread and early
oh, I guess judge remembered he was playing baseball
>>153913153Why I thought the Mets pitcher was good. I thought he was gonna win the cy young?
>>153913177Venezuela and the USA are frens now, I don't feel bad losing to a fren with a great team :)
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME
>>153913168Because on paper they are a dream team and should not be getting shut out
>>153913192They'll score one [1]
>>153913192no
Who is gonna fuck up for venezula ? USA has just 2 hits this game but I could see a 9tj inning fuck up and then USA winning in extra innings
if you order a michelob ultra at the bar I'm coldcocking you with a right hook, straight up
>>153913192These colors don’t run, bitch.
Team USA is about to score 6 unanswered runs Checkem
>>>/tv/218646321>>>/tv/218646321>>>/tv/218646321nu>>>/tv/218646321>>>/tv/218646321>>>/tv/218646321migrate when ready
Is Hooper a Hall of Famer? He's gonna hit the magical 60 WAR mark soon.
>>153913123>>153913163No shit, you expect people to be passionate for Goldberg's franchises?
we need heroball solo homers
>>153913216sauce me up canada bro
>>153913072And they say San Diego isn't a sports city. Bring us back our chargers and clippers, and maybe ducks too. LA really is a bandwagon city hahaha
>american beer
>>153913222>wins above regaycementno
unironically rooting for venezuela I hate this US team
>Schwarbshit
>same fucking pitch gets called a ball and a strike
my gimenez :)
I’m going to kill myself See ya
>SchKWABer
>>153913192USA will score a pity run
>>153913236ya seethe?
This team had too much loser Phillies influence with Harper
>JewSA in charge of hitting
>le lardass who sometimes make contact
Has anyone tried to tell Judge that this game is actually an afternoon July game against the Rockies and his team is up by 7 already?
>Kyle Schworrible
>>153913221Rape Baseball Classic
>kyle shartber
>>153913242We beaned you last night, wanna make it a 98mph one this time?
I don't even know who these US players are anyway
Riggitini call
>Eggman
holy shit brew bros this zerpa fella is good I'm excited
>>153913254no NO!!
>>153913254that's it buster, yer outta here!
>rosenthal thinks days off are an advantage
>the best of the best, theyre pretty much hereshut the fuck up buster
>>153913249
USA is losing because of the same reason they beat DR. Jesus Christ swing the fucking bat you lazy fucks. Also judge is a useless pos.
it's ok. you're regime change nation, anyway
>Alex Bregwoman
gaysconsin kek
>>153913265Fuck you!
>>153913258Based tourist
>a bad team beats a good teamSHUT THE FUCK UP JOE FAGVIS YOU FUCKING RETARD
The hitters aren’t even sprinting. The pitchers are going all out and risking their arms and careers to throw ridiculous breaking balls and the hitters can’t even be bothered to sprint and hustle down the line to beat out a close play.
>just bee yourself>theyve fallen flat
>gutless cubs players>gutless phillies players>gutless yankees players>gutless mets players
>>153913271we took an oath!!
>>153913206it just seems like team USA is not a good team, and they've been undeniably carried by their pitchingwhen Mason Miller came in against DR I knew it was over but only because of who he is, not because I had any faith in any of the other retards on the team
What the FUCK ameribros
OFFICIAL MLB TEAMS WITH SOUL POWER RANKINGS1. Baltimore Orioles2. Kansas City Royals3. Vegas A’s4. St. Louis Cardinals5. Tampa Bay Rays6. Arizona Diamondbacks7. Atlanta Braves8. Seattle Mariners9. Cincinnati Reds15. Boston Red Sox999. Chicago Cubs999999. Boston Red Sox999999999. New York Yankees 9999999999999999. Dodgers
>>153912423>>153912423>>153912423NEW
All star team has two hits vs what amounts to average MLB pitching
recycle:>>153902844
>stack team with power hitters>goes cold in do or die games
Feeling sad for US?Have a cute wolf!
semen slurping game, honestly
we're a power slap nation anyway
>>153913229Eternally raped fairweather fan city. You guys only show up when it’s time to bandwagon
>>153913222It's hard to deny a 2 time MVP and ROY, but it has been done before. He needs at least a couple more, solid years to meet the proper criteria. What he has going against him is the inconsistencies, whether injured or not. He has been a solid playoff performer and NLCS MVP helps.
They should just take the hit by pitch, they can't seem to make it to base anyway.
>>153913306nice puppy
>>153913296>Memeiners
Losing is one thing, but getting shut out is just embarrassing
>2(TWO) hits
>>153913304Its the yankee way
>>153913296thats the SACRAMENTO A's, TYVM
>>153913296Dodgers have way more soul points. Wow
BENCH BREGMAN FOR GUNNAR
>>153909129no, thats what we actually want
