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Gary and his meetings edition.
/hoc/vious: >>153894059
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my avies :)
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>>153925375

>>153925375
>>153925375

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>>153925375
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MY Duckies sleepwalking through the first period
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I like Bill but I love Gary
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>>153925396
good post
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Which two teams won’t make the playoffs?
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>>153925421
Carolina and Buffalo
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>>153925421
Detroit missing AGAIN is going to be funny.
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>>153925421
ruins and wongs
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>>153925421
please god let it be the dead things it would be so funny
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my avies :(
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Flames have three disallowed goals this is rigged
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the pongs have 16 garypoints
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>>153925446
TRUST THE YZERPLAN
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
2 MORE SEASONS
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Just another example of the league screwing over the flames what’s new in fully expecting us to draft 6th overall after we get cucked over
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>>153925482
Thank you Gary
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This Flames/Blues jersey match up is just beautiful.
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>>153925421
wongs and sennies
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>penguins are 4th in goals for
>21st in goals against
>struggling to stay in the playoffs
Sad
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>>153925375
>phone hearings only please
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>game ends in overtime
>says it ended in a shootout
Retards
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Jake the Snake
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dallas diving club
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Where are all the Flamiacs?
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>>153925683
The flames maniacs? They probably get put in prison a lot
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My y ducks literally look like they spent the last 3 days off doing nothing then tried to come back and play. These refs are also retarded but that's nothing new
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw4iNSJbSos
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>>153925683
My mom doesn't let me watch hockey any more
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Boo that one, Flyers fans
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im just glad the pwhl cucks finally got tuckered out
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Either the asstards or the softpusys lose tonight and hopefully pound each other's bussys hard enough to soften them up for the playoffs. Either way. I win.
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>>153925780
Has it ever gotten cold enough in Anaheim to see your own breath?
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>>153925858
that's a cum burp
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>>153925858
winter mornings in the la basin can drop into single digits
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>>153925858
Night time in winter can get cold enough to see your breath, also we have plenty of snowy mountains within driving distance. Pic related is visible from Honda Center and a 1 hour drive.
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>>153925906
Not sure why it saved the picture for ants version
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>an hour away
lmao
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>dullass only 10 shots on goal
KWAB
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BREAKING NEWS! OREO HAS FIRED QUINN HUGHES
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gary made the call
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>>153925926
>google says it's 47 minutes
drive properly
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Gary made the call
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fucking flames
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>>153925931
yet they are still doing better than "your" team.
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starting an A5 defect run
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I almost injured myself smoking weed
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>>153925973
Upper or lower body?
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This is going to GaryTime isn’t it!
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>>153925984
Both of their previous games went to the shootout.
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>>153925984
Dallas doesn't deserve a point from this game
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>>153925971
What is that? What game?
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Gary blessed us with Garytime.
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how are the flames choking this badly
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Flames used to be the draw of Hoc this place is dead
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>its like a playoff game
>3v3 ot
Wish Iran would bomb TNT.
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>>153926024
Those who bless Israel are blessed those who curse Israel are cursed
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How has Pius Suter been for the Blues? He was dearly missed in Vancouver when all our centers were dead this season.
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>2 garyouts at the same time
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>GaryOut again
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>>153926001
slay the spire
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Fuckin Michael Bunting lol
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i'm not watching this shit, good night /hoc/
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With all these shootouts I feel like I'm at the O.K. Corral!
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>>153926055
Oh cool have fun bro
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If your team has doubled the shot total of the opposing team you should get double the shootout attempts.
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the flames and blues might never score tonight
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Gary really worked hard on the scripts tonight. Be sure to thank him.
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flames win and buy me booze for a month!
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how do i use the fight strap on my jersey
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Another Mckinnon choke job
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Dylan won
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We back
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>>153926088
FUCK YEAH I DID!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3GHMQo1Dx8
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Otter!
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QUACK QUACK BACK 2 BACK
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SCARRRRRRRRRR
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Flames win flames win flames win
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>muhhhh softpooooooosays!!!! :(((((
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>orange vs orange
what retard thought this one up
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>>153926116
Not nearly as bad as USA vs Slovakia was.
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>>153926116
Acting like half the fucking league isn't red or blue
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Avs held Dallas to 14 shots through 65 minutes and Dallas still won.
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>>153926116
I wish >we went back to the original eggplant and jade color scheme instead of going all in on Orange County memes. Looked great and it was unique.
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>>153926115
nooooo don't make fun of kids
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George doesn't care what people on /hoc/ post.
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hahahahahahaha
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Man puck philly bunch of phaggots
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>>153926139
I really love this one as it was the start of a great season for the Canucks. Boeser was on pace for 246 goals at that point in the season (it was game 2).
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Well, still turned a game in hand into a point
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well that's a tough luck chuck kinda bounce for the quacks
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>>153925593
SO stands for skibidi overtime
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Remember stars fans, watching >your team beat one of >your divisional rivals in a garyout is like you, personally, winning and raising Gary's Cup, especially when they embarrassed >your team on their home ice a week prior. Enjoy the big win.
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It’s uppity up
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So who is the NHL's official party whip? He sure made Jack Hughes toe the party line.
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>>153926191
we're missing 2 of our top guys dipshit
you sound brown
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>>153926225
Probably this motherfucker right here, there has to be more to his job than flipping over cards once a year
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>>153926254
He is Gary's back up Cup handing offer.
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>>153926229
>w-w-w-we
>o-o-our
kwasofpooooooooosay.
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>>153926254
>this guy knows zero (0) henchmen
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>153926277
Retard
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>>153926277
Attardé
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draft mckenna
draft dupont
win cups
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The only times Quinn Hughes has ever smiled was for Oreo, when he got traded to the Wilds, when he won Olympic gold and when he met Mr Trump
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>>153926285
Gary won’t let you win the draft lottery
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>>153926285
>draft McKenna
>draft DuPont
>they interact with Petterson
>trade McKenna
>trade Dupont
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>>153926288
>two jews and a mutt
Hmm...
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Would be Highkirkuinely based if the rangers and senators won tomorrow
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>>153926285
Mckenna should be enough. I want to be competitive next year.
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>>153926300
Canucks wouldn’t be competitive for another five years
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>>153926306
As long as Demko comes back healthy, Pettersson starts to dominate again, Buium develops into a top 2 D, and Mckenna comes in hot into the league there's no reason the Canucks wouldn't finish at the top of the Pacific next year.
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>>153926311
based dubs of hopium
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i could go for a burger rn
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>>153926311
you sound very retarded
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>>153926288
Lmao the made Hymen shorter than Hughes
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>>153926288
>two jews and a zogspawn mulatta
where can i buy these oreos
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>>153926322
I really dig those long sliced pickles, I need to try that next time I make borgor
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>>153926333
you should be able to find them at your local grocery store
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>>153926335
We call them Harvey's hot takes up here.
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>>153926337
our oreos don't look like this. is this like the mac n cheese / kraft dinner schism?
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>>153926335
just buy the uncircumcised ones and fab your way out
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>>153926342
thats an Oreo Cakester
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Sean avery adam friedland and ali larijani interview
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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGay
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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wtf i have a sudden urge to buy the jersey and buy some oreos
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>>153926404
Good goy!
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Fucking embarrassing
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>>153926413
Just Like My Islanders
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>>153926349
thank you my chubby canadian friend
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>>153926404
Those cakesters are good
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our jarry will play the kitties today :)
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>>153926432
How many goals will he give up? 5?
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>>153926437
6
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what would a jarry dinner look like?
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>Stuart Shitter
>Frederik Andershit
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>>153926449
Shit
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28 days until the regular season ends
30 days until the playoffs start
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Yall staying up late to watch steel ball run?
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The Habs deserve a ton of credit. Everyone was so scared of Lane and Cole because they were undersized and now look at them.
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>>153926472
What
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What could they possibly be talking about?
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>>153926404
I'm thinking of buying one of those Montreal Canadians Heritage sweaters at least the money isn't going to Bettman if I buy those.
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>>153926485
Steel ball run
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iltaa, but the opposite
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>>153926489
benis
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>>153926472
I'll start watching when Funny Valentine shows up
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rare sighting of a biznasty fan in edmonton
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Workin' from home tomorrow so I can finally listen to an occie game live
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>>153926494
Idk what that is
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>>153926538
>going to a hockey game in fucking sweatpants
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>>153926288
Weren't the oreo cookies supposed to be thin?
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>>153926564
>wearing warm clothes in a cold environment
what's the problem?
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Thank Gary
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jarry would have let that in
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>tfw I quit goyslop so long ago that forgot what oreos looked like
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>>153926579
what do you eat now?
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>>153925375
Did anyone figured to out which GM called out Gary which made Gary crash out?
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>>153926587
>[TSN] Pierre LeBrun: “We are told Carolina GM Eric Tulsky in front of the entire room said he felt the standard was slipping on goalie interference challenges, which I’m told got a rebuke from Gary Bettman who said ‘we know that’s coming from your owner Tom Dundon’”
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>>153926572
NHL arenas aren't cold. And don't dress like a slob if you're going out in the public and will be in close proximity to other people.
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>>153926586
Oatmeal for breakfast, fruits as snacks and yogurts without fructose syrup.
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>>153926590
There was a another GM called out Gary on being relaxed on head shots and not calling major penalties for it which made Gary crash out.
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>>153926587
Gary should listen to him. He holds 27 US patents.
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>>153926595
>fructose syrup
RIP to your liver
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>>153926603
Seems like the Canes should brace for an increase in bad calls made against them, on and off the ice.
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>>153926576
Yeah
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>>153926538
I like it when biznasty joins the HNIC panel.
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>>153926574
>rangers game impacts playoff positioning
Gary’s lost the plot
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>>153926625
Gary used to be the number 3 in the nba back in the 80s
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>>153926652
Sabres might when the division for the first time since forever
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>>153926610
What is stopping the Canes sweeping all of Gary's refs out to sea?
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>>153926690
and then get blasted out of the first round by the habs
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Texas seems like such a hellish place. Why did Gary move a NHL franchise there?
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>>153926708
texas is pretty big
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It's Real Pacific Hours
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>>153926733
what are you up to
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>>153926735
Being gay
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kewl
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>>153926735
Making a grocery list for tomorrow, then deciding what to read until I fall asleep
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Back in Gary's day, GMs and owners would be demanding to know why there weren't MORE headshots happening on the ice
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>>153926735
>>153926743
you guys!
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>>153926694
gary can control the tides if need be
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oh god
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>>153926750
Read anything interesting lately?
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>>153926786
I recently finished reading Ozzy’s autobiography, it was pretty good. Currently reading a nonfiction book about the Revolutionary War.
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>>153926837
>nonfiction book about the Revolutionary War
If you're interested in foundational history like that, especially histories that aren't well known, I highly recommend Jill Lepore's The Name of War. It's about the causes, course, and consequences of King Philip's War in 1675. Absolutely gripping and terrifying, and her award-winning research has greatly illuminated the human and societal horrors of that conflict and how it changed the course of history. It was the most, per capita, fatal war ever fought by residents of North America, with atrocities that make even the French and Indian War pale in comparison.

anyway off topic but 10/10 history that actually helps you understand the time period in context along with all the historical facts you need from a history book. It's available in audiobük as well as Kindle etc.
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Mr Gary make Scott Stevens hits legal again
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Im not in a good mood so hoc more like poc haha
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>>153926972
i love zendaya
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>>153926982
Don't know who that is sorry
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>>153926972
have a celebrini to cheer you up
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>>153926990
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mama bear crosby, papa bear mcdavid, baby bear celebrini
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>>153927015
then who is goldilocks?
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>>153927068
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>>153926994
Thank you friend
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>>153926708
1: DFW marketplace
2: more Sunbelt revenue
3: to piss off Minnesota
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>>153927015
next year's mama bear is Celebrini and new baby bear will be Brunet

screencap this now pls
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>>153927214
and if he didn't like 1 franchise being there, wait until a second moves in (which is basically all but guaranteed to happen)
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>153927379
i respect them now that they are a playoff team for the foreseeable future
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>>153927433
You mean until tomorrow when the jackets beat the rags?
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>>153927443
still counts as the foreseeable future
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my hawkies :)
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>>153927498
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>>153927616
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>>153927003
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>>153927663
jej
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>>153927641
I look like this
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So... Is it a case of the West just having three to four good teams, and the East being a bloodbath or?
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>>153927736
yeah, the East as a whole is waaaay stronger than most of the West, but the best Western teams are on par, if not better, than the best Eastern teams
i blame gary
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>>153927703
we all do anon it's okay
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>>153925421
detoilet and shittawa
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>>153927736
All those teams fighting for a wildcard spot are mid. The only legit teams in the east are carolina and tampa. Buffalo and Pittsburgh are wtf tier. Young and inexperienced in Buffalo and washed up in Pittsburgh. Montreal has skill but they are small and not built for the playoffs, which is why they might not even make it. Islanders, boston, detroit, columbus. All mid.
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>>153927784
>laffs
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>>153927781
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>>153927799
he's got good lips
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>>153927799
His face is an oval
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>>153927784

>laffs
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>>153927798
>>153927928
>ded wongs
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>>153927928
>>153927942
Oh I get it. The ded wongs guy is a Leafs fan, and the laffs guy is a Wings fan!
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>>153927950
its a pavlovian for these guys to mock the leafs whenever someone insults detroit
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>>153927954
Ah, noted
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>>153927954
The pavlovian american
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>>153927809
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>>153928059
GIWTWM (the glove)
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>>153927795
At least they have a winning record compared to Vegass
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>laffs
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Jackies play tonight
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>>153928073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi_HtOaxUMs
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>>153928263
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>>153928294
I miss him
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>>153928293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akxgb5ONhB0
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https://youtu.be/iiYXiRZncYk
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>>153928331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_o1Hc29hE
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>>153928386
jej classic
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WHAT DOES JEN MEAN
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>>153928579
jen
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Worried about Our Sennies chances desu
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>>153928073
I thought Heated Rivalry was a meme with gals yelling "boy tank" but hockey really is full of fags. Great work on pride nights, Gary.
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>>153928734
They overperformed to get this far. The picture showing their past 15 game record was posted just in time to make them shit the bed.
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>>153928734
Still good, but time to win.
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It’s up
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>>153928263
Hope they lose
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>>153928777
4% chance for /hoc/'s Jackies to win the cup!
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>>153928778
That's not nice, anon. They haven't done anything of note ever except one time they swept a President's trophy winner.
>>153928777
Nice trips.
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>>153928778
We LOVE the Jackies here
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>Luke Prokop, a 23-year-old Edmonton Oilers prospect, came out in 2021 and remains the only openly queer player in professional hockey.

>A third-round draft pick by the Nashville Predators in 2020, Prokop was a junior hockey player with the Calgary Hitmen, Edmonton Oil Kings, and Seattle Thunderbirds before turning pro. The 6-foot-5 defenceman is currently in his first season with the Oilers’ AHL affiliate, the Bakersfield Condors.
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>>153928777
my Bruins
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the gay jackets have more dead players than ploff series wins kwab
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>>153928800
Who's we, nerd
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ishygddt
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>>153928831
>online backlash
lebbit believes he cares. kwab
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>>153928831
don't hate the playa hate the game
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>>153928839
Haha, look at him go!
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>>153928839
based
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>>153928827
Me and my parasocial friends :)
>>153928779
>>153928800
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>>153928777
My shorks :(
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anyone seen omar lately
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>>153928831
One day the nhl will get someone better than Gary
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The Ayatollah is like the Don Cherry of Iran
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>>153928879
>easiest path to the 1 seed in the pacific in years through two .500 teams and one .445
>shorks
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>>153928931
Through magnets and jewish trickery he has held down every single Canadian franchise for 33 years you ungrateful swine.
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Good morning frens
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>>153928931
Impossible for anyone to be better than Gary
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>>153928808
keep him away from mcdavid or he's getting pregnant
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>>153928831
gary has nothing on silver
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i member my dad and i sitting next to an nhl scout at the 2003 wjc. he said pic related was the finnish patrick roy and better than luongo.
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>>153929031
Who is that
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>>153929031
Great schizo uniform
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>>153929031
is the chinese guy you or your dad
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>>153928998
Montreal Canadiens fans wanted this man to be sent to prison
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>>153929052
Pretty sure Quebec is full of subhumans
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>>153929039
kari lehtonen
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>>153929052
They’re weak hearted
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>>153929008
McDavid belongs to Draisaitl >:(
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>>153925421
Ottawa and Boston
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Our Sennies play Stephen's Islanders toknight
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>>153929257
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>Sean Avery on The Adam Friedland Show
Who else will be watching?
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>>153929293
legend
leader
winner
sennie
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I missed you guys. Is everyone ok?
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>>153929008
um boys cant get pregnant
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Finna boutta
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>>153929379
I’m fine but still recovering from my cold
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>>153929379
Yeah
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ce soir
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>>153929407
Do you want us to bring you some soup?
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Can a team that is not named Carolina, Colorado or Dallas actually win it?
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>>153929535
Well since none of those teams are winning yes
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>>153929535
yes, wild, Vegas and Pittsburgh
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>>153929424
Yes please
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I'm thinking the Sabres will do some damage once playoffs start.
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>>153929535
But Buffalo is beating Carolina
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>>153929566
Sabres got no experience of play-off hockey, how can you expect to win a series against Canes
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>>153929562
Jackies too
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>>153929422
hasbs receive belt-to-ass tonight
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>>153927754
I could definitely see the Wilds or Stars currently making deep runs.

>>153927795
Even as a Sabres fan, I still think they are probably gonna flunk out R2. Right before the Olympic break they were starting to get sloppy and you could tell the guys were grinding themselves into dust. I might be wrong, but a repeat of 05-06 with depth issues would not shock me one bit.

Carolina is 100% better put together, good depth to make up for injuries, but also all around a solid roster.

Tampa Bay is just Broadstreet Bullies 2.0
Even if not 100% with goal scoring they are going to battering ram any team that comes against them.
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aint reading
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i read every single word in every single post
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>>153929381
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>>153929728
Gary would fire me if I didn't
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>>153929379
I came down with a case of character concerns
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>>153929728
how old were you when you told your parents that you're gay
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>>153929791
Your Sams, your Samirs, your Dylans, your Buds, your TRBs, your Chambers, your Brackets
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>>153929880
bud won the rest lost
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>>153927003
is that subban
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An interesting discussion on Donnie and Dhali today regarding Elias Pettersson.
He's 6th all time in points for the Canucks right now, and assuming he finishes his contract in Vancouver he'll probably finish top 3 in points. Does he get his jersey retired?
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>>153930030
No, why would they retire any player numbers who have not won a cup?
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>>153929728
k
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im watching playoff shl
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>>153930116
k's not a word he won't see this
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>>153930123
based
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>>153930123
pooleå
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>>153930184
1993
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veleno in for anderson ce soir
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18-0-1, soon to be 19-0-1.
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When are the GMs going to step in and tell gary to tell the skaters to stop deliberately aiming for the goalie's head/face area?
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being an oilers fan is a wonderful thing
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>wearing another man's name on your back
ishygddt
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>>153930404
It's not about the name on the back but the crest on the front.
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>>153930404
>*paying gary $300 dollars to wear another man's name on your back
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>I'm so poor when I see a jersey I think of cuckolding
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JEN
am i doing it right?
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#DarkWoke
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>brings up cuckoldry out of nowhere
kek. You know.
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>>153930439
you got it, brutha
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>>153930106
respect
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*buys jersey*
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hockey kinda sucks
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>>153930538
just like my islanders
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>>153930536
i like it
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>>153930536
>blues don't fit in anywhere
Sad
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>>153930577
i would consider music to be status worthy
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>>153930536
The Islanders travel schedule would be devestating.
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>>153930392
Would have scored on that 5x3
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Does any Americans care about the Swedish Hockey League?
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>>153930536
Retard
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Every dog has its day
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Every bud has its 1
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>>153930824
On Thursdays it's the soup of the day in Vancouver
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>*wouf wouf wouf*
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>>153930863
Today is that dogs day
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>>153930870
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NUKE detroit
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Shieet we lost to Venezula
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>>153930884
The habs are going to lose, but the doggy is going to have fun
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>>153930890
The fallout might affect Toronto depending on the wind though
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Panties are going to cripple mcdavid tonight because they're angry that they are missing the playoffs
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>>153929318
Adam was very gay and jewish in that one
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>>153930870
If I was a dog I would hate wearing clothes
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>>153930925
McDavid is too dug in to be injured
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>>153930921
d'une pierre deux coups, mon cheri
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>>153930392
>"[Bouchard] is up there with Makar & Hughes"- Leon Draisaitl

>His best is among the best in the world. Not just D-men.”- Connor McDavid
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Gary needs to send a fax to bibi. Im spending all my jersey money on gas.
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#LetsGoOilers
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>>153930971
If this crosseyed smoothbrain stupid ass motherfucker wins the Norris I will shit my colon inside out.
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>>153931005
Why is so ape like
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* FREE GUDAS YOU FAGGOTS *
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what should have been the appropriate response to this?
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>>153931218
rock bottom
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>>153931218
Move the team to Utah
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>>153931218
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/37666891/coyotes-arena-plan-tempe-rejected-voters-future-cloudy
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>>153931180
He shouldn’t be a faggot
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>>153930925
kitties could be leading the league and it wouldnt stop sam from running over your tendie
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>>153931367
>laffs
>>
>ded wongs
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Shit games on this evening but islanders and sennies has potential to be a meme game, I shall be watching
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>>153931423
What if my islanders aren't for real?
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did the comeback game between stars and isles happened already?
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currently taking a barzal on the clock
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Taking a marner in my pants
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The Bridgeport islanders are moving to hamilton ontario
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>>153931853
Could have sworn this was announced like 2 months ago
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>>153931367
Nah, Maurice will be seething so he'll tell them to keep Edmonton out of the playoffs
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>>153931853
Gary's gonna FREAK
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Imagine being an oilers fan kek
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playoffs starting in our finnish gary league tomorrow, bros
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>>153932354
who is finnish gary anyway?
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imagine being from a land without a name
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another scheduled sharks loss today
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Detroit Red Wings next 4 games
>montreal
>boston
>ottawa
>buffalo
Their destiny is in their own hands
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>>153932443
good as ded (wongs) then
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>>153932440
>>
> Discussions will be had between the team's brass and Matthews and his representation. What direction is the team heading? Who will oversee the changes? And how does the captain feel now about his teammates who failed to come to his aid?
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ah yes, ask why no one helped not why the league allows goons to play
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When do I, as Houstonian, get an nhl team? Does Nashville need their team? Give them to us. Payback for the Oilers.
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Looks like /hoc/ is going to be shit again tonight
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>>153932586

>laffs
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>>153932625
>ded wongs
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>>153931853
>get to cheer for the islels instead of the laffs now
SHWEET!
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>>153932610
The Preds get around a lot in the community
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the gay community
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I wonder who's gonna fight for Will Smith's honour today
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>>153932808
33 minutes until their game starts!
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my hawkies :)
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her hawkies :)
>>
OUR
U
R

Sennies :)))
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>>153932695
> "We don't mind if you cripple our teammates. We still get paid."
>laffs
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DROP
THE
FRIGGIN
PUCK
GARY
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my dabres are playing too late tonight :(
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I got Death Stranding 2 and McDonalds AND my Habs are playing tonight
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>>153932843
>>/pwhl/
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smith got taken off of celebrini's line
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There are some great games tonight
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>>153932808
isn't that canada
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>>153932936
sounds unbelievably comfy fren :)
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>>153932956
There isn't a single permanent line on Warsofsky's Sharks.
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>>153932808
are you unironically straight in 2026?
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yeah im thinking tim hortons tonight
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>>153932808
my community (。◕‿‿◕。)
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>>153932814
>mack will never sweetly whisper in your ear how he's going to murder your family as he has you pinned to the ice
Regenda is on his line and he's a lot bigger than them.
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>>153933013
disgusting
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>>153933013
stella is stupid and i don't respect her
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>>153932898
>its ok to get paid to cripple people
t. Gary
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>>153932978
I'm settling in for good times
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>>153932936
Have fun pal
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>>153933081
thank you fren
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>>153932936
'uge game in détroit
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>>153933067
> It's OK to 1967.
>laffs
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>>153933107
>its ok to 2008
>ded wongs
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>>153933144
me on the left
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/hoc/'s Jackies are about to play! Get LOUD /hoc/
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>>153933121
>It's OK to Samir.
>laffs
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it's not over boys the playoffs are still on the horizon LET'S GOOOO
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>>153933220
OUR BROONS ARE GONNA MAKE IT!
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>>153933198
Better not lose to the rags
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>>153933241
That would be quite unfortunate
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>>153933198
Lmk what it’s like to lose to the >rags later
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>>153933230
if they keep the trend up it's a lock but frankly they just aren't reliable enough to be confident
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>jlmi vs senatards
>habs vs ded things
>dabres vs shorks
>mammies vs golden showers
THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT HOCKEY GARY
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>>153933269
thank you gary
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773352752180065.mp4
mon habitants...
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>>153933278
Let's buy jerseys to thank him
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>>153933279
beautiful
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>>153933282
I'll buy 2!
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>>153933269
thank you gary :)
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>>153933269
>Meme game
>O6 Classic
>Battle for the Future of the League
>Arizona: Revengeance
WHEN I SAY GARY, YOU SAY THANK YOU
GARY
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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extremely ironic that rogers is telling us not to look at screens
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>>153933262
They have a 50% chance of making playoffs but they've been choking a lot. I don't see them advancing past the first round
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is the czeck anon around?
can he give us a qrd on doběs body language?
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brady'd be good if he stopped spending half game in penalty box. ottawa probably be in playoffs if he didnt do this dumb shit every game.
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Did anybody watch Poliviere on Joe Rogan?
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>>153933366
who?
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>>153933356
never gonna happen
the guy runs on pure emotion
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>Team plays a Canadian team
>Puck drop is 20 minutes past the listed start time
Fuck TSN and fuck Canada
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>>153933366
not a chance
clips will invade my feeds anyways
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>>153933351
/hoc/ needs more euros
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>>153933340
they're still in the 60s% I think but yeah you can't plan for anything with these guys. if they weren't all so lovable I would lose heart but I'm a lifer I guess
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Digging the Red Wings sweaters but shant be giving Gary money, especially not for Fanatics.
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>>153933374
except its only 15 mins after 7pm start and every game has puck drop
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>>153933380
Why not. Whats the problem?
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>>153933399
maybe we see a new and improved mamma mia
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hey guys
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>>153933429
Whatsup
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>>153933429
ciao bella
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the Australian flag bruins kid fucking sucks
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>>153933429
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>>153933416
i don't say it out loud but i'm a "walkable cities" kind of guy
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>>153933445
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>>153933429
whats good in the hood, homie?
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>>153933429
HI, HOW THE FUCK ARE YA???
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walkable gay community
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our Jackies :(
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Why is the Habs broadcast always so green?
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>et le poo
lol
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>>153933499
>the San Francisco treat
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>giving up a shorty to the rags
>>
.
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>>153933501
rehab filter
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>>153933501
onions green
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This is what I'm talking about. You see the color difference between the ice in the corners and the rest of the ice? The ice in the corner is basically yellow. The crowd also looks like there is a green tint over them. Why is it like that?
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>>153933501
stink clouds from the indians
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>>153933429
hi
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>>153933589
maybe its because you are posting australia
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aww yea
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>>153933607
Hurray!
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Alright alright ok it's time to shut the FUCK up. The Wings are on.
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Will you faggots start the game already? I'm tired and want to go to bed.
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>>153933619
make me
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>>153933619
it was time to Shut Up over ten minutes ago, dude
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>>153933619
but hockey and channing are both social activities anon
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>>153933619
Don't talk to /hoc/ like that
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>>153933649
missing the playoffs for over a decade has made him cranky
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>>153933589
My detroit broadcast doesn't look like that. Maybe it's your tv
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>>153933629
>>153933633
>>153933646
None of yer sass tonight, anons
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/hoc/'s Jackies tie it back up!
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why is every sport besides hockey gas as fuck and for queers
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God damn Dobey
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>>153933661
It's only the habs broadcast, every other game looks fine
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new
>>153930874
>>153930874
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oh you
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>>153933680
Heated rivalry is gay and for queers tho
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>>153933680
I could wax poetic about the many reason I think iced hockey is clearly the best of the pro sports. I won't right now, but for me it's the perfect combination of all the things I appreciate about peak athletic competition
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Gary
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Wanna slap this guy
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>>153933742
he looks so fuckable
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>>153933742
/hoc/ stands with the IRGC against the Gary cabal
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>check opponent into goalie
>goalie swings on opponent
>team rushes to brawl opponent
kek
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>>153933759
I don't you stupid faggot
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/hoc/'s Jackies take the lead!
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>>153933768
t. Gary cabal
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>Hit opponent into your own goalie
>Get a penalty
They are calling it the Nurse Rule
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>>153933775
Kill yourself
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Gary got em seething again lads
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>>153933780
oy vey you can't say that
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>own goal
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>>153933759
I do you based legend
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>>153933789
>>153933789
>>153933789
NEW
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>>153933721
i fall for it every time
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