Rockets btfoprev >>153906210
LuGOD edition
Luka handling the Rockets like if they were Nash in '92
Why do Laker opponents bother showing up?
a-are we actually good?
Does anyone else think Luka went too far with the hitler salute and yelling white power after that 3?
Katie disappearing in Q4 while LuGOD takes over, you know that BABB is seething
Lakers really struggled on a bum ass team tonight
>>153925941they are stupid
>>153925953Cope harder Canuck. Go back to crying about irrelevant furpuck
THE LAKESHOW IS BACK
We 10-1
welp, ayton officially > reaves
LeHairGone
I'M 41
lakers are inevitable
Lakers, Denver, and the Spurs on the same side of the bracket. Easiest OKC repeat coming
fuck perk nigga
>>153925953This, I don't get all the gloating. It took a superhuman LeBron, Luka and Ayton performance to beat a Rockets team that played about as bad as they have all season.
/nba/ hailey van ass edition
>>153925997Shun the non believer
>>153926000
The Lakers 4th best player is Marcus Smart so they obviously have no chance of winning a chip but feels like they're going to be beating the Spuds in the second round losing in a gentleman's sweep to the Thunder in the conference finals.
>>153926000bet it smells like a white girl who studied the bible on a beanbag all day
luka is the mvp not big lipped sgay
[Charania] BREAKING: Kevin Durant found dead from self inflicted gunshot wound in locker room
>>153926041dickerson bros....
I look forward to the seethe when my Lakies win the Finals and Luka averages 50 every game.
What is KD's burner posting tonight?
>>153925997Sure but AR had a mid game and no one hit their free throws. These two rockets games were basically playoff level basketbal
>>153926104Fair enough, but still, not something to gloat about. Rockets are the least of LA's worries, the Spurs, Nuggets and Thunder are the major threats
>>153926124Lakers ain't doing shit in the playoffs. Just enjoy the ride.
This great Lakers stretch actually pisses me off because Pelinka could add more help to this team and contend for the title this season instead of punting it,
>>153926238They were cooking like this before the playoffs last season and look where they ended up. Teams are going to lock in on matchups and hunt them down on D like the Wolves did last season.
Punished washed jokic. Come to the nets with gianpiss
>>153926238Teams are letting lakers win so they dont get embarassed when they get knocked out by a play in team; that luxury goes to the lakers
>>153926238lol no they can't, unless guys like lebron and smart magically went back to their prime forms lakers aren't going to be consistently aggressive like thisstill, would be nice to see how far this team can go with what they do have
I can't sleep since I stopped drinking...
lebum's PEDs were insane today
Go LakersFuck that janniefag that keeps banning everyone
You see how Luka took over the game at the end? That's how every single Lakers game used to be with prime Kobe
*ahem*fuck perkfuck chuck
Rockets and Spurs fans love Luka while Wolves, OKC and Celtics fans want him to die
>>153926427Texas is filled with mexicans and mexicans love Luka
>>153926431Yeah everyone loves Luka besides blacks and jeets, really makes you think. I would say east-asians are indifferent (Curry fans)
>>153925948>we
>>153926439>everyone loves LukaAll third worlders like you definitely do, since he's been pushed as the face of international basketball.
The Lakers are going to win the Finals, LeBron will retire with his 5th ring, Jokic will go to the Lakers to complete the Snowtime big 3 with Luka and Austin, and the Lakers will 4 peat.
>>153926451Your country is a second India with legal hard drugs and government pushed euthanasia
>>153926459And yours is a Chinese colony
>>153926459>tp >tf
>>153926465>>153926468>Great Satan
>>153926459>and government pushed euthanasiaIt's so funny seeing /pol/tards and facebook boomers ack out about this, as if the people getting it wouldn't just be killing themselves otherwise.
>>153926470Go back to /AFL/ where you belong you Western Australia beggar
>>153926479You lost. Just accept you're no longer allowed to be uppity in our presence
>>153926491I do not care about hockey and it's "Heated Rivalries".
Watch out boys that no friends FAGGOT jannie is gonna come abuse his power and ban you because you posted one comment off topic. Fuck that faggot. If he'd take the dick out of his ass he wouldn't be such a fag banning everyone#freemyniggas
>>153926497>Also lost in baseball>Also lost in soccer >Also lost in Olympics >Also lost the trade war>Universally hated for cheating You can have cricket we don't give a fuck
I started the /nba/ noise wars of 2016 and didn't get banned #facts #imstillhere
>>153926525*2026
>>153926531>>153926525The noise wars were some of the most egregious off topic shit I've ever seen. It dominated the entire general. I for one am happen bans were handed out. Maybe next time, anons will think twice before posting off-topic.
>>153926535>for one am happen bans were handed out.Fuck you narc
>The noise wars were some of the most egregious off topic shit I've ever seen. It dominated the entire general. I for one am happen bans were handed out. Maybe next time, anons will think twice before posting off-topic.
>>153926525You got literally half of 4chan banned
Divorce Court Luka is the MVP. I bet LeBron trying to figure out how Savannah can take Bronny in the divorce so he can get another MVP
>>153926479>BuzzwordsNice one Ranjeet, your country is a joke
Divorced Luka is over here dragging his nuts on people
Y'all niggas are being awfully noisy. Pipe down, yeah?
>>153926678I'll see you at Noise Wars#freemyniggas
>>153926689NoiseGAWDS never forget. NoiseGAWDS never forgive.
Never forgetting how Mavs fans were moving
>*plays loud music in apartment above you at 1am*>heh... nothing personal, neighbor...
>>153926758>Park in front of random people's house in neighborhood you can never afford to live in>Play extra loud ghetto music while consuming drugs>"Nothing personal heh" Ban this giant dick jannie
Ahhhh hell yeah noise wars is back on
>>153926741In what way?
Jokbrothers… it is over
>>153926777Crakkkas gots to go to work and shiiiet? Not my bidness XD
Jan jans let me say the word a couple times in a row without banning me but it's always fuck 'em
I want to get banned in solidarity with all our fallen brothersRIP dead at the hands of reddit reject mod for hating people who make too much noise
Jahlil Okafor, Paolo Banchero, Cameron Boozer
>>153926862Christian Laettner
Ninety three percent100 percentThis is legods team bitch
>>153926869Jabari Parker, Marvin Bagley, Shelden Williams, Mike DunleavyDuke produces way more busts at forward than any other school.
Lakers winning the chanpionship. Calling it now. Then lebron retired
>>153927247tattoo "Lakers 2026 NBA Champions" and a larry obrien trophy on yourself and report back
>>153927282I dont do tattoos im a godly man
my bullies :)
KD should just use /nba/ to blow off steam, no accounts and everyone would think he's a random schizo
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
Is it true? The nets with no mpj only scored 24 points in the first half to okcs 60?
I was on lukas case because he was playing very poorly but I have to praise his recent performances, very high level. He must have finally started listening to LeBron and learned about working hard and caring ahout winning
Just woke up to my Luka dropping another 40 pts near triple double~Otoh, nuggers lost to the grizz...
kuminga is really living his best life in atlanta. he is 6-0 as a hawk
>>153928102Steve Kerr is a terrorist
>>153928102the gaybe/cumnigga connectiontotally unstoppable
damn
>>153928656What the fuck
>>153928656did he get into a fight?
Cunningsisters…
>>153928656>Collapsed lung
Hes not gonna recover in time for the playoffs. Its basically another OKC championship
The finals is gonna be okc/spurs vs celtics innit...
Lakers championship soon
>>153928700or Knicks. but the WCF is gonna be the real finals
>>153928692This actually decreases the chances of OKC winning again
So you're telling me Haliburton, Dame Cade and Kyrie are having season ending, career altering injuries but SGA is healthy and fine? What a fucked up world we live in
>>153928721Life under zog for you
>>153928740Shame that
>>153928717>but the WCF is gonna be the real finalsAs usual </3
>>153925927Go Celtics!
>Niggs are going to win the east now Shame. Get well soon Cade and Pistonsisters :)
>rage baiting media started pitting Cade against Luka>Luka's AVRA explodes his lungPoor Cade...
>>153928791His career is over. Dudes gonna be out of breathe after 5 minutes of running
>>153928656brutal
Every east's franchise superstar has a career ending injury :(
>The Los Angeles Lakers, who play tonight at 8 pm local in Miami, arrived at their hotel South Florida after 5 a.m. folllowing their win Wednesday night in Houston (a game that started at 8:30 pm central).Why can't the league get rid of B2B for the road team? It is just unfair.
>>153928102Warriors fans will pretend their team couldn’t use a 20ppg scorer
>>153928846Houston to South Florida is like a 5 hr drive or 1 hr flight
>>153928846We're still winning
>>153928656He'll be back in the playoffs but it's gonna take at least 3-4 weeks to come back from this one
What happened to the Wilt truthers? He was bigger and stronger than Shaq, he’s the GOAT
>>153928656damn, he might miss the MVP 65-game cutoff point. Jokic, SGA & Wembanyama are all at risk in terms of the 65-game rule, ANT is going to be out now that he's injured, Cade will be outhere are the latest fanduel odds, brought to you by the nba
>>153929195Mitchell or Brown getting the MVP would bethe biggest LOL in sports
>>153928656How tf do you get a collapsed lung playing basketball? Weak genetics?
>>153929304probably some after work activities. Either lifting or he got in some deep shit
>>153928846silver fucking us over
TAKE CARE CADEGET WELL SOONSEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU
>>153929452He’s the new Grant Hill
LEBRON WILL GO DOWN AS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME! WE WILL NEVER SEE NOTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN
He was so close to the minimum, fucking brutal
March Madness is the most overrated shit in sports. No one cares at all about college basketball until the tournament starts and all of a sudden we're expected to get excited over it?
if I remember CJ McCollum had a collapsed lung a few years ago, can't remember how long he was out but it was at least a few weeks. Cade could be back for the playoffs if it isn't too serious
>>153929675....the big 3....
>>1539297415
>>1539296983 weeks
>>153929152Hakeem better than both
>>153929769Wilt could hold Hakeem’s arm down on his dream shake he’s so fucking strong
>>153929780>not how basketball is playedHakeem thrived against slow players like Wilt. Patrick Ewing and David Robinson looked like scrubs up against him. We still haven't seen a big man dribble the ball the way Hakeem did
Let's see.KP 23 minutes, 11 points, 4-13 shooting, 2-7 on 3's, 1-4 on FTs, 5 rebounds, 2 assists, 2 steals, 2 blocks.JK 18 minutes, 16 points, 7-11 shooting, 2-3 on 3's, 5, rebounds, 3 assists.That pretty well sums up how well the trade has gone and how the season has gone since the trade. The Hawks have won ten straight. The Warriors have been like a tanking team except they're not.
>>153928656Celtics are about to back into being the number 1 seed in the East.
ITS CUNNINGHOVER
Hawks vs Hornets finals in the East, you heard it here first
are these big fake gold chains considered good fashion or is it like a bit of a joke like zubaz
So LeBron casually has more FMVPs than Kobe has FMVPs and MVPs put together?
>>153930248BELIEVE WOMEN
>>153930248This is dumb.The dude is basically away for 2/3 of the year. You can't raise kids that way man.
>>153930182Anybody who watched NBA in the 00s knows Kobe was better and robbed of 3 MVPs because the media hated him
>>153930399And why is that? Because he raped a white woman
>>153928056Did you get Bulgaria got banned? Looks like they nuked your guys' fight in the other thread
>>153930415He jizzed on her then she Me Too'd him because she didn't consent to it even though she consented to everything else. Nothing wrong with a man dominating the bedroom
>>153928056Why do asians love the Lakers so much?
>>153930445Because the Lakers are the best team in pro sports. WTF kind of stupid question is this? Asians love success and associate with the Lakers for that reason. You know who else loves the Lakers? Everyone else. Lakers fanbase makes up 60-75% of the NBA fanbase
So the celtics really are just gonna sleepwalk to another finals unless the knicks or cavs play the series of their lives
>>153929649>>153928656if Cade dies, do they give him the MVP plus Hall of fame status?
Why are Lakers fans so delusional?
>>153930444So you think it’s okay for a brotha to assault ww just because he can put that ball in the hoop?
>>153930248shiet refs letting this nigga get away with bullshit again
>>153930528How retarded are you to think the Lakers only make up 10% of all NBA fans? Look how slow this general is when the Lakers are off for a few days vs when they actually play? NBA gamethreads on other websites are 10x more active than your shit loser team's gamethread. The fact that your faggot ass had to ask AI and take it at face value shows how retarded you are. Lakers fans have seen more championships than anybody in the US after Magic entered the league. They're entitled to being arrogant and always get the stars
>>153930541Sounds like you got jizzed on by your boyfriend and didn't like it. She went to his hotel room, consented to the sex, WTF did she think was gonna happen?? She saw an easy money grab and went for it. Anybody with a brain can see what happened. I'm more mad he cheated on his wife like a piece of shit
>>153930562/nba/ moves at snails pace unless its the lakers or jokic playing. Or a superstar/rival matchup
Kevin Knox was a higher prosp6 than Shai.
>>153930562>NBA gamethreads on other websites are 10x more active than your shit loser team's gamethread.Lakers fans confirmed redditors.
>>153930573Except Kobe admitted he raped her
>>153930573he didn't cheat. his wife knew he needed sex, and couldn't always be on the road for him. She gave him permission to have sex with skanks, but only on the road.
>>153930656>She gave him permission>$4,000,000 apology ring
>>153930493The hornets have the kind of shooting that can cause an upset
>>153927651cba to watch this video dawg
>>153930671>$4,000,000 apology ringthe apology wasn't for her you dumbass. it was for the outraged media and (You). it was all a broadcasted televised act to tell the fans "it's over now. let's all move on." If she was really hurt, the apology would be done in private.
>>153930748Vanessa literally waited 10 years for the marriage to be statutorily deemed "of long duration" before filing for divorce, enabling potential long-term or permanent alimony based on need. She wanted to divorce-rape him, she was going to get paid over $1,000,000/month before they reconciled. All for the outraged media.
Don't get me wrong, there are instances where divorcing women getting some of the future earnings makes sense, like when a woman works her hands to the bones to put her husband through medical school, but there's no sense or fairness in awarding half of an NBA player's wealth to the wife when she didn't really contribute anything.
>>153930248I picture he talks to his wife the way he talks to referees
>>153930928
>>153930857>All for the outraged medianow you're getting it.
divorced Luka in GOD MODE
>17pts>6 turnovers>40% FGs>6 FTs>0 3pmCopper Flagg is trash
>duke down 11 to megashittersaint that #1 guy the bulls poster is bragging about drafting on that team
>>153930426 >Looks like they nuked your guys' fight in the other threadYeah, i noticed that too.>Did you get Bulgaria got banned?I'm not sure if you're asking if i got him banned or if i know whether he got banned. He was already banned during the noise war, then he circumvented the ban and come back and threw a hissy fit at me because he thought i was the one who reported him. So i decided to toy with him. Maybe he got banned again idk. But i didn't report him.>>153930445I'm not a lakers fan, I'm just a luka fan (and kaydee & edgecum as well). And i know you'll probably say "being a fan of a player is so gay". I don't live in eagleland, i have no emotional connections to any of the teams nor cities.
>>153931125you are brown and smelly
>>153930928>Flagrant one for cumming in my eyes>C'MON ON!
>>153931125i thought you were an MPJ fan
>>153931185Oh yeah, him too. I forgot </3
>Cade ded>Maxey ded>Steph ded>Giannis ded>Ant ded>Jokic, Wemby, and Luka near dedOne man stands alone....
>>153931221he was gonna win anyway
Luka gonna score 90 on Bam today, at least 50 will be from FTs
>Timberwolves are going to win the finals this year. Am I retarded???I don't even like them that much but I will be making a 100$ bet when I get paid this friday. I have a weird feeling about it. Also, they have such a nicely composed team it's insane. All the pieces are there. I can see a path for them to beat every other contending team.
>>153931310>Am I retarded???unfathomably
>>153931289>Luka
>>153931310very. They're an objectively worse team than last year. They miss NAW and none of the young guys have popped
>>153931418>Pelle Larson at PFWhat the fuck are they doing down there in Miami?
>>153931310They arent winning anything. Randle and ANT still haven't figured out how to play with each other.
https://x.com/i/status/2034472916037824906imagine if ja was relevant
imagine if retards could post screenshots
This is kind of a gay question, but who are some good NBA youtubers/streamers that are actually funny in an irreverent kind of way? Doesn't have to be someone obscure, just someone genuinely entertaining. Thanks
>>153932225gay
>>153932225homosexual
Luka is top 1 right now tbqhwy/nba/
I can't help crying when I think of my failure of a career
Booted up 2k, they upgraded wemby to a 97 overall
West seeds 3-6 predictions>nuggetsWill turn it around and at least make round 2>lakersTheir lack of a proper big man outside ayton will fuck them, round 1 exit>rocketsSeem absolutely doomed, with how bad tari eason and DFS have become and their injuries they have 6 playoff level guys, reed amen sengün kd jabari and capela, capela being a stretch. Seems absolutely doomed for them but you never know. Also Ime Udoka seems like a terrible coach more concerned with looking and acting like a drill sergeant than actually doing shit>wolves Love them but will get stomped. Only made it to the wcf by playing a team with no centers and an injured ws squad
Its gonna be thunder spurs nuggets and lakers in the second round. Thunder and spurs in the cf and thunder in the finals
>>153930248>YES ANAMARIE PUSH OUT THAT BABY!>I CANT WAIT TO SEE AND RAISE MY BEAUTIFUL CARAMEL SKINNED SON!>YES HONEY I KNOW HES NOT BIOLOGICALLY RELATED TO ME BUT HES STILL MY SON!>W-WAIT WHAT IS THIS!?!?!>HE HAS WHITE SKIN??!?!>WTF IS THIS!!! WE NEVER AGREED TO HAVE YOU FUCK A WH*TE MAN! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE B**** BRED!!!>OH MY SCIENCE I CANT LET YOU BRING ANOTHER WH*TE BABY INTO THIS WORLD! WE NEED AN ABORTION ASAP!!!
>>153931054Kon stole his aura
why are you niggas so weird
I am learning the Luka lore and apparently not only does his fiance hate him but also his mother
>>153932335Gayson Gaytum…
>>153932225If you're talking about nba players who are youtubers/streamers, jaylen brown is the only streamer i know, but i don't watch him. The rest are all podcasters.
Cam Boozer is just Kevin Love
>>153932552I just mean like people that commentate on the NBA with a focus on humor
>>153932503>Luka loreIf you look at Luka's hands, his index and ring finger are almost equal length. If you examine your own hands, you may notice that your ring finger is noticably longer than your index finger. This finger ratio is determined by prenatal hormonal exposure, notably in the first trimester. Luka lacked high levels of prenatal testosterone exposure, and this affected every aspect of his growth and development. This is why you will never see him jacked or shredded, he simply lacks the biological foundation, and will be a whiny bitch for the rest of his life.
>>153932662Oh, then i guess this onehttps://www.youtube.com/@awfulcoaching
>pisstains dont trade for gods greatest warrior mpj >cade gets a season ending injury
>>153932864Suck
>>153928102>Kerr traded him away to dump his salary via Tingus PingusWhat exactly is the goal of the Warriors right now? Curry, while still great, can't be your best player anymore. Green is near irrelevant. Butler's old and hurt. Each year your "star" players are getting another year older, worse, and more hurt. I don't know if Kuminga was going to be a star, but why the fuck would you get rid of him for the sake of getting rid of him? Why not invest fully in him? If he is shit, he's shit but at least you're trying to transition to a younger squad.Even completely healthy, Butler, Green, Curry, and Porzingas aren't going to take you anywhere. Relying on 4 old, injury prone, well past their prime players to take you through an 82 game season and 4 postseason series is just delusional.It just seems like the Warriors exist as a franchise to be a retirement home for Curry, Green, and Kerr. Never be the absolute dregs of the league, but be a comfortably good enough team for them to ride off into the sunset with.And whoever has to deal with the fallout of having no picks, no young talent, no stars, and no hope, well, fuck it, who cares?
>>153933011They’ve resisted going all in and trading away future picks so I guess they anticipate some sort of future post-Curry, I would have gone all in for Markkanen myself
guess i finna watch the hornies
>>153933011The Goal is for Podz to take a superstar leap and save their franchise (lol)
>>153933075>so I guess they anticipate some sort of future post-CurryWhat the fuck does that look like? They're not developing any young talent, and what they don't trade away just isn't good enough. Podz isn't good enough, Kuminga's gone, Poole was tossed aside though I didn't think he'd be great anyway. It just seems they're ok being mediocre until Curry and Green decide to retire. They're going to leave a shit sandwich for whatever poor soul has to coach this team after Kerr.
>Questionable LukaHe'll play and drop 50. He never sits out if questionable.
>>153933200>He never sits out if questionable.>he never does the thing he just did last month
>>153931774Nothing to figure out. They're both chuckers that can't playmake and have questionable motors.
>>153933140At this point they just need to trade away Curry, Green, and Butler for whatever the fuck anyone will give you. Green and Butler probably won't get you much considering how good they are/how much money they're paid, but Curry is still a great player and can still get you a bit. It's just time to move on from them. Unfortunately egos and sentimentality will keep them from progressing and now it'll be 3-4 years for the Warriors to be decent at best after they just decide to retire and you get nothing for any of them.
>>153933215Source?
>>153933225How are Warriors fans taking this?
>>153933248Mostly the following>Well, at least we won 4 titles, so now back to being irrelevant for at least 7 yearsCurry and Green will play for a couple/few years more, then those two and Kerr will retire all at the same time, and armed with barely any picks of consequence, it'll come down to whether or not they just have immaculate drafts and incredible talent development.
>>153932416suns and clippers instead of lakers and nuggets
>>153933314>now back to being irrelevant for at least 7 years7 years? more like another 20 year stretch of irrelevance.
>>153931310no way. this team has the talent to beat anyone on their day but they lack the consistency for a finals run
>>1539333527 is the most optimistic estimation. They're shit for at least that long>2-4 years before Green, Curry, and Kerr retire>3-4 years if they stumble upon another generational talent(s) in the draftRealistically, they're done for a decade at minimum. From this season onwards, I'd be surprised if they were a contender any time within a decade.
>>153933215TOLD YOU
>>153933488he was announced as available before you even posted.
Nipple with the middy!
>>153933532>Nipple with the tiddy!
Cockburner with the inny!
I'm on my 4th tier stream, things are lookin bleak bros
>Name is Diabete>Does not have diabetes
Wow a magic hornets game where they both have winning recordsNever thought I’d see the dayI’m so glad the Wizards, Kings snd Pelicans are still shit
Pablo has been hooping since the All-star break.
>>153933653He’s motivated because he didn’t make all star. life of pabloShould the magic trade from for Giannis straight y/n?
NIPPLE WITH THE AND ONE
I still don't know if the hornets are good or not
shannon spake turns 50 this summer but she still looks great
Is numerology and astrology gay coded?
So paulo is basically julius who can't shoot
this player is like this player except
>>153933814JB tries to be woke like Kyrie but in all the gayest ways
*continues to play well*
mealanon i need a report, asap. and don't try to tell me there's no DQs in buffalo.
How do you rate the Big Arch
>>153933866Kyrie put his career on the line with his hotep statements and made KD somehow also call him a coon. Jaylen could never
They just ejected jamahl mosley
>>15393386976ers fans always think they’re the smartest in the room
>>153933896Best McDonalds burger in years. Bit expensive and messy but very tasty,
Miller's arm looks like it's held together by that bandage otherwise it'll fall off kek
>>153933923mummy drip
Luka gonna put up 84 on Bam tonight
>>153933921I felt like it was a lot of food but not very good
>lebron, luka, reaves playing>miami still -3.5lol
>>153933931It's the 2nd game of a b2b, i highly doubt that
>>153933896>>153933921Who the fuck still goes to McGoyslop in 2026??? Retards deserve to get your wallet raped. Be an adult and make your own food at home. Stop giving these (((corporations))) your money and ripping you off
Nipple at halftime>18 mins>14 pts>3-5 3pt>4 rebs>3 asts>+9Your future ROTY
>>153933869didnt the sixers trade him for like a 2nd rd pick
they are retiring curry's jersey
All the people banned from Noise Wars are off their 3 day ban tomorrow. I hope the faggot jannie that banned all those people gets phimosis and pisses all over himself#freemyniggas
>>153934153they should retire curry
>>153934181>All the people banned from Noise Wars are off their 3 day ban tomorrowwhat?
>>153934181my posts must have been dope, cause i never got banned
>>153934181Keep it down, I'm watching the game
Luka Doncic leads the NBA in turnovers.
>>153934181>phimosisWell that's an oddly specific condition to wish on someone
>>153934214Turning over yo mama
>>153934224What about labitis? That's more suited for you
>>153934257Idek what is that
>>153934270Swollen vagina lips
my stream sucks
God bless you all!
based Dell
>Ayesha not attendingBusy with her bulls i guess
Suns with Brooks can beat the Spurs in a 7 game series
Le3pointplay
what are we watching with lebron right now
This nigga Jeremiah Fears is nice, keeping a close eye on him
Booker with the b2b 0 IQ turnovers.
Bane does love throwing the ball onto someone for some reason
>>153934451he got t-rex armsless power and weaker arc
my hornies
>>153934467No, i mean when the ball is almost out of bound, he'd always jumps and grab the ball then slam it onto the opponent
Dylan Harper is lowkey ass
>>153934485They should make it out of bounds if you break the plane of the out of bounds line while airborne.
brandon miller is so freaking good i'm glad he got away with delivering a murder weapon so he gets to play in the nba
>>153933866Yeah but Brown is a better player than Kyrie ever was at this point.
>>153934491Dead body rule
So what name should the Vegas team have? I say>The Las Vegas Sportsbooks
>>153934575Shit nvm. It should be the LS Bookies. Much better.
>30 pt lead for the horniesPaying tribute to Dell i see <3
>>153934575The Point Shavers
>>153934575The Gamblers. Keep it simple.
>dybusta already out of the tournament
Yeah, it's owarida for the magic. I'm switching over to the lakies game
I'm sad
>>153934691What's wrong?
>>153934575las vegas noisy neighbors
>>153934638That 7'10" guy from Florida is going to be the best pick in this years draft
>>153934691Noisy neighbours?
Perogies would go hard right now
>>153934575I was thinking the Las Vegas Large Vipers, lean into the alliteration and don't push the gambling angle too much but focus more on the desert
>>153934691Its okay Luka just take it one day at a time
las vegas comped sushi
Wow, the heat stadium is looking pretty empty
>>153934575Steven Paddock should be the team mascot
Holy, divorce luka is a monster
Luka is almost as good as Knipple
How is LeRoleplayer making every basket wtf
Oh no, Bam broke Luka's back...
his lakies
>>153934495Miller's ghetto mentality with LaMelo's zoomer mentality and KK's white power is a powerful combination
Reminder that I called a 50 pieve from Questionable Luka tonight
Luka too good man
There's nothing wrong with making a little noise if it's just you loving and enjoying your life with those you love and I stand by that. Not all noise is created equal.
>>153934983I'm going to kill you
>>153934973Lakers better not blow them out too early kek, otherwise he's gonna get benched before he gets to 50
>>153934992Nah, it'll be a tight 4th.
>Misses easy layupKel el no
So in 41 years of NBA draft lottery the spurs never moved down to a worse pick ever, with multiple massive move ups. Nothing fishy there
heckin AR stop takin my heckin rebounds for my heckin trippe dubbie!
Luka really stopped drinking after his divorce
haha look at michael jackson go
Was Robert Parish greater than LeBron?
>>153934800Judge must've told him that he has to average 35 points a game in order to see his kids
Heat's offense is just let Bam attack Ayton. I'm not even mad because it works lmao
Spurs make a lot of dumb fouls. I can see this being exploited by any team with a master baiter
>>153935101If your 7' and never made it to the NBA your are fucking more retarded than Ayton.
>collapsed lungHow does that happen lol
>>153935121Most likely a weight lifting accident or he got into a fight
>>153935120>If your 7'>your are
>cloppers
>>153935127You mean he was lifting weights too heavy for him?
>>153935131This dude akchyuallyed me
>>153935149Probably. Happens a lot in gyms with real athletes
They better not drag this out because i have a dental appointment in 45 mins
Give Bron his tripdub already
>>153935178There’s like 30 mins of game left at least
>>153935114>master baiter
Don't choke this suns
TURN THAT FINN INTO A SANDWICH
Is Luka a dark horse for MVP? That boy been hooping.
>>153925927
Ayton lost the lakers' 2 challenges...
>lechoke
OMG REAVES GIVE THE OLD MAN HIS TRIPLE DOUBLE ALREADY>>153935192I can accept that
Will you retards stop watching teams not named the Lakers already? You can't beat us.
47 pts, about to get 48
luka is raping the heat
CALLED 50! I CALLED IT! KNEEEEL
50 POINTS!!! LET'S GO!!!
>Luka scored off a Bron rebound >Bron doesn’t even celebrate and goes whining to the ref he didn’t get the foulKek
>>153935247>>153933200I run this genny
The Lakers will not win another chip with Lebron on the roster.
Just hand him the MVP now.
>guys stop scoring unless i pass you the ball i need one more assist
>I WANT MY KIDS BITCH
>>153933200>>153935247>>153935256Blunderskitz in shambles right now
>>153935280He ran when it came
Miami reaches in on every possession. Are the refs retarded? (Rigged)
55 PTSLEBRON FINALLY GETS HIS TRIPLE DOUBLE
COME ON BAM SCORE 83 NIGGA
Dumbass rookie missed both his free throws. Spurs gonna win this
>Miami announcers trying to cry about a foul when Bam had his hand on Luka's throatlmao
Bruh Miami can’t guard Luka
this game is insane what the fuck, theyre playing like there's 20 minutes left in a one minute game
Holy highly contested 3. Why didn't his wife divorce him in 2024?? He could've won the finals
>18 FTAJust your average Lakers game
>>153935274dude needs to play defense but damn what a performance on the offensive end. he'll probably get some votes at least after sga
60 > 83*
we are so back!
>>153935319Tbh he's been playing decent defense lately
They actually fucking choked
WEMBGOD
whys spo refuse to play kelel. he was owning
Say it
lmao suns
>clipshitkawhi did all that for nothing
>>153935337it
YOUCANTBEATUSLAKER GANG
>>153935329he's not playing good defense until the people who tell me what to think on espn say so
Wemby just hit a game winner to clinch a playoff spot,Aura
Please give him his 60 pts
>>153935329yeah it's not bad, but sga is just on another level
>>153935347they lost to the kings. their season is over. any team that lost to the kings their season is over. same with the rockets
>>153935363All that just to see LeBron win his 5th ring in 3 months
Lakers baby. Luka my MVP Thread themehttps://youtu.be/eiatIBykFTc?si=d1d6BZHftSPyTH3G
luka must have hated his wife
The Lakers are making me delusional right now.
60 PTS!!!! LET'S GO!!!!
60 POINTS
LAKERS CHADS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>153935392No he's pissed because his wife took the kids. Luka is always doing shit for kids everywhere he goes.Now that same man has been stripped of his own children. It's fucked even if he cheated on her and absolutely psychotic if he didn't.
>makes /nba/ seetheWeMVP
I only called 50, lol. LuGOD really said: >"That's it?'
bam has never scored close to 80 since his record game
60 > 83* MVP MVP MVP
I don't care if you scored 83 pts. Letting someone dropped 60 pts and another 41 y/o dude dropped a triple double on you at the same time is way more embarrassing.
Suns really sent a rookie who shoots 57% for clutch FTs
>8 wins in a row>2 wins in 24 hours on the road>3 in 4 nights>LeBron triple double on the second leg of a back to back>Luka 60 bomb>Luka MVP chants on the roadYeah. We're winning the Finals.
/nba/ goes to bed mad again
Lakies win~
Great basketball night. Luka 60, Wemby winner, Harden clock rewind
>my player winning makes you seetheLiterally every player that wins
Tell me one thing ZestGA is doing that LukGOD don't do
>>153935444trips confirm
>>153935467Blowing men
>>153935433Why tf wouldn't you double him here
>>153935467Be efficientplay defenseNot turn the ball over
>>153935467winning mvps, rings, and fmvps
Another day, another SloGOD W.
>>153935471Puka literally divorced his wife so he could blow Austin Reaves sybau
Didn’t people say LeBron was the reason the lakers sucked. What’s changed since he came back from injury?
>>153935467Be gay
The Lakers actually somehow got Lakecuckolds believe this dogshit team can win somethingKEK
Shai still has a wife and can see his kid
>>153935471ZestGA exchanges blowjobs to the refs for free throws before every game.
>>153935490He realized he is the 5th best player on the team
>>153935499It's literally just a rerun from last season lol. First round exit is gonna hit good.
>>153935499I look forward to your suicide when Luka is lifting the FMVP and LeBron gets his 5th ring this season.
>>153935513Is LeBron the greatest 5th option in history? He might have competition with Jae crowder on that suns team
>>153935506There's no way she isn't a beard, even my gf is hotter and I'm a 5'5" non NBA player kek
>>153935523
>>153935513he also upped his PED dosageall his "injuries" are just him going to get redosedhe always comes back way better
>>153935506This guy doesn’t look like a dad. He still looks like a 19 year old who just figured out he’s gay.
>>153935478Fuck efficiency. I'm taking real hooper like Luka and Kobe over efficiency merchants like Shai and KD.
>>153935545What’s funny is Luka IS efficient. Seems like everyone compares efficiency to Shsi and Jokic, which is retarded. They’re 2 of the most efficient scorers in nba history. Luka is just a tier below efficiency wise
It's been FUCK CHUCK all week
Is it awkward for the other Thunder players when ZestGA and McCain are blowing each other in the locker room?
Do the people who hate the Lakers realize they're millionaires playing a kids game in purple? I got more important things to hate like Adam (((Silver))) and what he did to the NBA
>>153935499This is their finals, let them have some fun
>>153935499yeah they fall for it every yearknicks fans also fall for it every year
If Luka finishes the season on this insane run, they have to give him the MVP. This shit is like prime Kobe in the clutch
>>153935558That whole team is zesty. They're joining in for sure.
>>153935506This bitch ugly af. Nigga 100% gay.
NBA is garbo real niggas watchin los rn
>>153935579People don't hate the Lakers. Only subhuman flyover losers. They don't count as people. You should be able to hunt them for sport.
>>153935585Someone still mad and butthurt?
>>153935588If the Thunder are still fighting for first seed, those two games against the Thunder near the end of regular season might decide the MVP.
>>153935588whyte boi gettin da mvp?while lebum is on the team?yeah that's never happenin
>>153935525They do share a lot of similarities
/nba/ HATES seeing the lakies smile for a bit
The Hawks have won 11 in a row and are now the 6th seed btw
>>153935588Lol no, SGA won that shit a while ago you're fucking mental if you think a late surge is gonna change that
>>153935636No he hasn't. FTA never has come close once all season to what Luka is currently doing
>>153935628thanks to gaybe
Lukas 60 in a competitive game means more and is more reputable than Bams 83 against a tanking Wizards team in a largely uncompetitive game from start to finish.
>>153935660No: JJ has zero aura. Pat was Aura personified.
>>153935660redick is like the next luke waltonbum role player who gets a head coaching job, watches the team win while pretending to do stuff, gets exposed later and fired
>>153935660Pats whole shitck is that he gives off classy mob boss vibes. JJ Reddick is literally an extremely emotional nerd who thinks he’s smarter than everyone.
Booker hurt himself on the last second heave
>>153935660Yes
>>153935682So JJ is better and Pat is a relic from a worse era
2020's Lakers>Lakers have nothing but starpower>Middling throughout the season>Constantly talked about>Late in the season get hot>Everyone acts like it's their year (YOU ARE HERE)>Choke in the playoffs>Rinse and Repeat
>>153935651He's cryingHe's seethingand most noticeable of allHe's cucked
>>153935734You forgot they won a title and made you SEETHE
>>153935734That was the AD years. Update your firmware unc
>>153935660
>>153935743>thinks Vegas is a charityngmi
>>153935743ya it's overunless luka stays averaging 40+ and also 2-0s the thunder in their last two meetingsplus sgay gets annihilated in both gamesand even then probably still no
>>153935743We stay with it
>>153935734>2020's Lakers>middling throughout the seasonnigga we were 20-3 to start the year and had just beat the bucks and clippers before covid shut the league down. Lakers were the 1st seed in the west. Ain't no history revisionism here.
>>153935704The new heave rule is stupid. Rewarding teams for doing a literal luck chuck was a mistake. At the same time lol fuck Booker
>>153935817Retard. Kobe used to do it all the time. Imagine how much higher his shooting percentage would be if they didn't count them, at least 3-4%
Will this stretch finally put to rest all the Nico apologists?
>>153935628THANKS RETARDS!
Wow I forgot ace bailey existedLast I heard hem was a bust
>>153935704I think he was flopping
Bronny was a bigger recruit out of high school than Jared McCain
i know they're tanking but the last thing the Nets need is another rookie 20 year old with no clue they're gonna sink millions into, and now i'm worried they're gonna trade away '25's draft picks like Wolf & Powell and they're gonna go do better in Atlanta or something.everything about this team has sucked since they changed the name in 2012.
why do the rockshits look so lifeless
so who's running when it comes?
>>153935980Because they made KD a leader when KD don't wanna lead
>>153935980Udoka needs to be fired
Dybantsa just lowered his draft stock
James Worthy is my favorite talking head.
>>153935980Carried by aquaman. Killed by KD
>>153936028>8 feet tall>have to settle for a long 2kek
yeah that wemby game winner was cool but holy fuck that flop by booker right after was even better. he flailed in the air and fox was like 5 feet away from him
>>153936018>WELCOME TO THE NETS BABY!
If I were the suns GM I'd try to trade Green for a wing or big. Booker, Allen, Gillespie and Goodwin are good enough for their backcourt
>>153936158Do they really need a big? Igodaro and even Maluach played great today with Williams out, against Wemby even.
>>153935996they coulda got chris paul
It’s getting sad that Kenneth Murphy III’s career is being wasted on the Pelicans
>Luka dropping 60 on Bam "Top 3 GOAT" Adebayolol lmao even
>>153936158>trade GreenThe Suns have no tradeable picks and Green spent a month barely looking like an NBA player, who the fuck is going to do that?
Which Franchise has become sadder, Kings or Bucks?
>>153936158>>153936221On second thoughts… do the Suns want Paul George?
>>153936250s tier rage bait right therr
new >>153936268new >>153936268
>>153929769Hakeem was better than all 3 combined
