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doyers
Dodgers
diambags
my eyes are up here
Yankees.
>>153926038>my eyes are up hereyes, but you are down there. way down there.
Mariners however.
>>153926044its all relative
>>153926056>its all relativedown under
>>153926056How come the blood doesn't rush to your head since you're upside down over there?
Cubs are looking like beasts in spring training. Total beasts!
Why doesn't China try to be good at baseball like Japan and Korea?
>>153926089I don’t know. Maybe one of the chats China experts can give you a well thought out answer that doesn’t come off as CCP propaganda
>>153926082Cub ‘em
>>153926079we have strong hearts down here
>>153926148nice
>>153926155Explain Steve Irwin then.
>>15392616941 is a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter
Repeat from prior thread:Recker will be a pre- and post-game analyst withTwisn/Twins this season.
>>153926169have I ever told you how much I hate the tampa bay rays?
>>153926189rasy
its his dirty diaper combo
*poops*
>>153926189how can anyone hate the skatin' rays????
Erm...
>>153926452sneakin'
>>153926452OH NO NO NO CUBBIE BROS
>>153926496>>153926452
>>153926498
Top 10 most valuable ball clubs
>>153926452Erm
>>153926094In general the only team sport that China seems to do is Basketball. If I had to guess, it's probably because government thinks Baseball is too American and threatens their sovereignty.
>>153926452cubs won that game
>>153926452lmao
>>153926527They had a WBC team last year
>>153926089They suck at team sports
I can haz bayzbawl?
I TOLD TIMMY TO GO TO THE DAMN PRINCIPALS OFFICE!
>>153926675ONE WEEK until opening day
>>153918337yes.
MarinerCHADS, your thoughts on Brendan Donovan?
>>153926089I believe it was historically banned in the mainland for being too American so it got strangled in the crib. Meanwhile Taiwan inherited it from the Japanese period, same with Korea. There's almost zero facilities on the mainland for it and they have no fucking idea how to play it. I see some people watch the NPB streams on Chinese internet but its not a lot. Young mainlanders love basketball and billiards, that's about it, at least here in the south that's what I see. Some Taiwanese guys are investing in a new Chinese league unlike their meme-tier current set-up, doubt it will get far though.
what are those doggies doing?
my cubbies :)
Good morning one and all.Man, I hate having recent expansion teams on the grid.
>>153928192Italian baseball legend Jon Berti.
will gas prices affect baseball?
>>153926452No one cares!
>BREAKING: Dave Roberts says Roki Sasaki will be a starting pitcher to start the season
More like /mlb/ - faggot edition
recker posting has never been funny
Anthony freakin’ Rizzo…’nuff said!
Venezuelan that went to the finals thats about to go back to the motherland here. How does it feel to be inferior at baseball, americans?
>>153928349humina humina
>>153928485We're a hockey country
Imagine celebrating a victory in a single-elimination tournament within the context of baseball, a sport characterized by high levels of variability.
Hi everyone, I hope you all have a great day today.
Looks like Fried, Schlittler, Warren, Yarborough, Gil, and Weathers to start the season.Why don’t managers pitch more starters out of the bullpen though?
>>153928604Why indeed
>>153926842>42 degrees>drizzleYay
>>153928635kek mests
>>153928667I have a ginormous ERA and want to stay in the majors. Now, how can I do that?
>>153928667>be shit>have no friends Kek Black Bum
I think the Mets SUCK
>>153928501This, you can only do that for hockey.
>>153928681Work with spin rate Blake
>>153928501That’s what makes it kino, anything can happen.
>Max Scherzer said that the WBC start should be pushed by two weeks, starting at the end of March rather than the beginning, to minimize risk factor for injuries, and the MLB season shortened to 155 games.Thoughts?
>>153928732FAGGets kek!
>>153928844
>>153928664I’m so happy.
>>153928870>I’m so happyYayyyy
Are Rizzo and Recker white?
Damn, knew this was coming soon but damn T-T
Good morning boreswing nerds. It's time for some NCAA March Madness!
Anons who didn't go to college, do you follow college sports? I tune into final fours and football playoffs but I struggle to follow along for a whole season.
>>153926014recker had a point
>>153929043OK italk i saw the vid awhile ago
>>153929060?
>>153929105wow you homos really don't know that italk studios gives shoutouts to /mlb/?
>>153929128Made the cut mogs
this is a foolish bailey general
>>153929209I’m Peff JassanAnd I approve this Trvth Nvke
>>153928441Dusting off the IL spots in May for Sasaki and Glasnow.
Uh oh...
What should I get on my lunch break today ?
>>153929279>Dusting>MayErm.... sweet tea....
>>153929316Cane's
>>153929316Menudo
>>153929316Soda beverage
Hoist the cone
>>153929310no one cares fag
>>153929512Reck the ER
roidtani
gm mariners nation>>153927315He keeps hitting, why did the redbirds trade him away for our meme prospects?
>>153928834Sure, why not?
Doyers
>>153929512
>>153929589I think it’s a good idea but idk how people would react to shortening the season, even though it was only 154 back in the 60s
hi
>>153929645It's the owners who want the extra games, but losing out on a week of March games probably isn't that big a loss for most clubs.
>>153928834>Old man requests shorter season
>>153929666He’ll be retired by the next wbc thou, Satan.
Which player first fucked ya?
varsho just fucked ya team up again btw
>Yesavage to start season on IL with shoulder impingement Jasy
Alysa Liu is a professional baseball player in a parallel universe...
>stankees
>>153929835She's too little to hang with the mares in AUSL
>>153929835and in this universe she's a 2/10
>>153929908V-pop genny
>>153928441>roki on the hilli hate this bum and his 3.9 whip
If a minor leaguer is rule 5 eligible but never been added to a 40-man, a club can stash him for free until rule 5 draft, correct?
i missed baseball where the batters get on base
>>153930012Running the bases was the most fun part of playing ball. Taking leads and stealing bases is such an underrated part of baseball.
based stankees correcting springer's dogshit OPS so far this ST
Now time for relaxing afternoon baybaw after the excitement of pelota
oaky :-)
It's my birthday today.
Oswaldo where are you going bro?
ghastly bullpen this yeartruly grimdarksoulslike, even
>>153930393Happy birthday! Also lately I see a Peruvian flag in every thread. Did you guys swarm this place or is it just you overdosing on /sp/?You're cool tho, not hating
>>153930393
>>153930393happy birthday, fren!
>>153930407peru flags are americans on ayahuasca retreats
>>153929310Bro get a hobby
>>153928863is that Jamie Foxx
>>153930393Happy birthday man, I wish you health and prosperity
ponce fucked ya team
Wow Stanton had a frustrating day lolthe recreation park of Los Yanquis Stadium
>>153930455jason luv
Kike Hernandez
>>153930515Nevermind he finally hit the dinger today, opposite field for the first time lol
>>153930393happy birthday
yariel still* got it*as long as hes facing the yankees H team
So how long is the MLB going to keep going with the military shtick?
>>153930532cool it with the anti semetic remarks
>>153930630until your country is annexed and that gold medal becomes ours
>>153930630paul skenes was almost in the air force, bro, he's the zoomer ted williams
How do you guys avoid shitting your pants when you go to a ballgame?
>>153929382Excellent choice.
Why are we born to shit but forced to wipe?
>>153930674we all wear diapies here
>>153930674>How do you guys avoid shitting your pants when you go to a ballgame?you cant shit pants youre not wearing
Nolan McCane's
no Dodgers baseball today :{
>>153929415I want soda beverage.
>>153930532Is that onlyusemeblade?
>>153929653Hi, anon. Is it your birthday?
No Dodgers baseball today :)
Incredibly Oreo play from the LF>>153930644The Internet will never forget!
No Dodgers baseball today :/
>>153930701>>153930721>>153930730no...NO!!
No Dodgers baseball today :o
no...NO!!
What part of “Marlins Prospects” are y’all from?
>>153930763The catchers butthole
>>153930769Ah, a true man of culture, a Recker aficionado.
ngl good catch by the stankees there
Wait some dude just had the Hava Nagila play for his walk-up in the Orioles Yankees game lol
https://x.com/NBCNews/status/2034369283413660005
>>153930871wouldnt mid-season make clubs/insurance restrict players more?
>>1539308717.3 million viewers for an FS1 game is incredible.
No doyers today :(
>>153930978Kek I didn't see this >>153930701
>>153930978i wish this was everyday
>>153930978kek doyerpacos
usa lost to venezuela kwab>2017
mindbroken obsessed unmoistured and unmedicated
>>153931097We're all really happy for Geno :D
>>153930630I’m enjoying seeing them get dragged for cringe tbqh
>>153931116you talking about yourself?
Metsbros the book is closing after this season.https://www.mlb.com/mets/news/howie-rose-to-retire-after-2026-season
>>153931207My Reds :)
Cardinals :(
tardinals KEK
I should never throw a pitch again
>>153931357Yea I saw, Howie’s been the voice of the Mets for as long as I can remember :(
>>153931357>>153931563Is this the guy telling me to enjoy bigelow tea when I tune into mets games on the radio or someone else?
>>153931604Yes that’s him, also peerless boilers (America’s best built boilers!)
DFA Weathers.
>>153931645Dang, I love listening to him.
>>153930407Thank you!I recently got into baseball, that's why on /mlb/ a lot lately. I managed to catch the World Baseball Cup and right now I'm following the Koshien Championship as well.>>153930408>>153930413>>153930413>>153930468>>153930605>>153930740Thank you so much!
>>153931770What's your team? Also, happy birthday.
Remember to buy some of your limited edition Coca-Cola World Cup 2026 case.
Bananaball is going to be at Petco Park this weekend.
>>153931893i forgot bananaball was a thing, if we're being real here
Can you guys leave the thread for a little bit? I need to take a nap
>>153929209>>153929234nah too much of a self-hating faggot, but uh, maybe that's why some of /mlb/ thinks that
>>153931770>I recently got into baseball, that's why on /mlb/ a lot lately. I managed to catch the World Baseball Cup and right now I'm following the Koshien Championship as well.Nice. I was a newbie too back in March 2024. Got into baseball for the first time (for the Padres) and I'm still here todayI'm telling you so you don't think everyone here is a crazy old veteran
>>153930630Until MAGA stops falling for grifter schemes, which is never
>>153931972I like these posts because they add atmosphere. Thank you for your service, anon
Gonna be a big year for absolutely soulless advertising in baybaw
>>153932056really funny to do this after one of the best closers in the sport got caught in a massive match fixing betting market scandal
What is his legacy?
The WBC should be some time in November or December. It's after the season and before ST so there's no excuses for "availability" or whatever dumb shit these orgs and agents come up with.
Reminder:Recker will be a pre- and post-game analyst withTwisn/Twins this season.
>>153932211Is Judge a case of the media getting into this head and locking up by stage fright? It's no coincidence that when postseason crowds or similar are involved, he just looks lost at the plate
DUDE PROSPECTS LMAO
>>153932211
>>153932295I look like this and do this
>>153932295KEK
>>153932261Yeah it can't be a coincidence. He needs a new sports psychologist. >>153932305You stole my line.
>>153932295oh kek!
>>153932199chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
I like Aaron Judge, but yea he needs a good sports psychologist to help him get through clutch situations betterit was nice to root for him not being on the Yanks for once to be honest
>>153932326He shot Tatis down at 3rd back in the WBC so I really think he can DO stuff in tight situations, maybe he just needs to let go of what the media expects of him and just have fun playing the ball and forget about the past plays. Baseball it's not fun when you only focus on the numbers or the opinions of others if you either fail or succeed.
Aaron “Captain Made in China” Retard
What does /mlb/ think of JM Baseball personality Sarah "Swilly" Wilson?
>errorin' fudge
>>153932402For me, it's Jolly Olive.
>>153932419read my mind kek
>>153932402actually knows her stuff and is likeable. primo slampig. just wear a condom of course
>>153932402Absolutely disgusting
>>153932295primier look
>>153932295So this is the doyerfag lmao
>>153932351Are you Foodpie?
>>153932326It’s time for willage party.
Am I allowed to like Geno and be happy for him?
>I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>153932578Are you Cubpie?
>>153931893>Bananaball is the only time Petco Park is ever sold out
Giants unveil new jerseys for Saturday nights.Kino.https://x.com/SFGiants/status/2034340493228990562
>>153932601you know this isn't true because you secretly go to Padres games, Fuwawa
>>153932618KWÃB
This says a lot about our society
Twins Unveil 2026 TV Broadcast Team — And There's a New Additionhttps://www.si.com/mlb/twins/onsi/minnesota-twins-news/twins-unveil-2026-tv-broadcast-team-and-there-is-a-new-addition
>>153932618What does gigantes mean? I don’t speak Spanish.
>>153932737It's what they call the kaiju Gigan.
>>153932737in lieu of a big free agent have another new uni
>>153932295Incorrect, Sweden is the Decoy furry
>>153932751Based Showachad
>>153932779no…
Interesting that no one wanta talk about Shohei choking in the quarterfinals. Curious, even.
>>153932803NO!!!
cubsisters...
>>153932821He hit a homer to get shit started so I think he's clean
>>153930393feliz cumpleANO peruANO
>>153932821He stunk on rice!
>>153932888I'm a girl and see nothing wrong with this desu
>>153932758In lieu of a free agent you would have a new uni! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!
>>153932601kill yourselfhang yourself jump off a bridgepaint your ceiling redtake a toaster bathslit your wristsinhale exhaust fumesoverdose on OTC pillsset yourself on firedrive into a wall going over 100 MPHwalk into moving trafficthrow yourself on the trolley tracksswim into a riptide
>>153930700>fried chicken>french friesok that's a meal>coleslawhey i didn't ask for this>fat piece of diabeetus breadstop what are you doingi don't "get" the appeal of canes desu
reminder that you can't be a fan of hololive and a padres fan simultaneously, that's like being a mexican in america
I like cole slaw
I like beans
>>153932968Is there cane’s sauces?
>>153932295>the statue gets a big smile on his face after the kisseso my klenk
>>153933005they make me fart all over the place
I'll have the potato salad
>Cronenworth leadoff with Tatis batting secondUnironically, this could work. Jake had the second highest OBP on the team behind Tatis, so he'll probably walk a lot to set him up
>>153933006should have vtumors added to it
>>153932402is her vagina and/or asshole available for viewing
>>153933021take the good with the bad innitthey give me those really hearty, satisfying farts so I'm ok with it
>>153932295lmao doyerpacos really do be like this
>>153933028I love potato and macaroni salad too mmm mmm summer’s almost here bros and girl
>>153933064I'm a girl and I like them too
I like spring training but finding a reliable stream can be a nightmare
>>153932295swap the hijab for a blingy cross and you've got the average doyerpaco kek
>>153930393Happy birthday!
>>153933018there is one single cane's sauce. they don't have other flavors. they don't even have barbecue sauce available. they fuckin suck! gimme some bbq sauce with my tendies you dipshits
>>153933083kek so true
recker? i hardly know her!
>>153932295doggies really doo be like that kek!
>>153933079mlb dot >>>/tv/
recker? damn near killed her!
>>153933018>>153933086was it cane’s sauce?
kek doyerpacos
just looked into the background of the los doyers owners.. all i can say is WOW
>uniqlo field at doggie doo stadiumkek
>>153933160In Chavez latrine!!
>>153933086>mfw a coworker takes one of the lil saucies i save up for my fellow man in the breakroom
what are they dodging tho
>>153933108I know I should bite the bullet and get a passbut illegal streaming is so cheap
>>153933177Ur mum lel
>>153933177la migra
>>153933184What time are east coast games on in Newz Ealand?
this explains a great deal about the cubs and mets fans
>>153933184T-mobile will have free mlbtv March 24-30, people on reddit will sell it to you for 5-10 bucks. For that price it's a no brainer.
>>153933196the 1 pm starts are about 6 am here which works for me going to work and watching from the officeit's the evening games that start at like 12 pm for me that are most comfyespecially on a Sat/Sun
>>153933212>FAGGETSkek
>>153933212Lead pipes actually aren't a problem as long as you maintain the pH level of the water going through it.
>>153933184I got the best offer for 60 dollars/year when it was Father’s Day.
>>153933170>The First Jewish site in Los Angeles was a Jewish cemetery located in Chavez Ravine, which opened in 1855 and was owned by the Hebrew Benevolent Society of Los Angeles, a Jewish charity which was also the first charity in Los Angeles.
>>153933222hmmm worth a look thanks lad xI just simply never use Reddit to know these things
>>153933212>at least 8 other franchises represented Cubtropolitans make ya seethe
>>153933245dirt cheap, nice bro
metsbros... we should have replaced our pipes
>>153933270kek!
>>153933270lmao
>>153932578Fuck you b*tch!
>AI Slopleadheads...
>>153932678What's wrong with it?>>153932737You're fucking stupid.
>>153932737why do you think it's Spanish?
>>153933327What kind of question was that supposed to be?
>>153933327Cause of the way it is
>>153933313I only drink filtered!
>>153933327>>153933343Samefag?
>>153928834>shortened to 155 games.>asking billionaire jews to lose several home games of revenueThats why its dead in the water. And btw the players wont like it either cause the owners wont pay them for 162 if they're only playing 155. This is what plagues the NBA atm as well, everybody knows the season is too long but nobody wants to lose the 82 game money.
>>153933177piss tests
>>153933086
>>153933212You laugh but when Ivan or Chang lets fly the nukes we will be naturally insulated from the radiation.
>>153933030I wish he had a bit more speed but having Tatis bat behind the highest OBP on the team and tap into his power should pay dividends, worlds better than Arraez at least
>>153932618Does anyone like it or do they scream WOKE when they see Spanish?
>>153933395>or do they scream WOKEit's San Francisco what do you think?
>>153933409But what do you think of the jerseys?
>>153933378>ivan or ChangWhat about Timmy?
>>153933313Cry about it!
>>153933420they look like office 2003 wordart
>>153933474kek very accurate
>>153933353I’m not that desperate for a kek, fella
I'm leadmaxxing. I'm in my lane. Flourishing. Developmentally disabled. Stunted and stunting.
>>153933571based plumbumchad
pfma
Fitted or unfitted hats?
>>153933569samefella up to his normal tricks...
>>153933657I asked this a couple months ago and it seems /mlb/ was split about 50-50I quite like fitted these days though
>>153933582Left center foul pole.
>>153933657I always liked fitted hats but i got a new Sox hat this year and even though i got the same size i always get the hat just fits differently. I wonder if shitty ass fantatics had something to do with it.
>>153932618>los gigantes>los astroskek these are the real paco teams
>free game of the day isn't for another hour>a whole week until opening daybros... I'm not gonna make it..........
>>153934006we got this bro
>>153934006hang tough brothersoon
so what's actually going to happen after this season? Is the lockout really gonna last a long time?
>>153934366probably not. both sides realize it's in their best interest to get a deal done, that's why the clark shit got leaked way before the season
heads up!
heads down!
>>153934444>>153934466checked
>>153934006you... will make it
>>153934006it’s over for you just give up now
As a girl how the hell do I find other girls to talk about baseball with? I swear no one is actually interested.
>>153934557I'm a girl
>>153934557Can you explain tagging up to me?
>>153934557reddit has tons of baseball fans who identify as girls. virtually indistinguishable from the real thing
Which MLB players are girls?
>>153934861me
>>153934861antonia recker
I’m aching for some timmy cock
crazy how quickly the world forgot about the WBC
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/b8tA36v1eck
>>153934984
>>153934984I’m rewatching it in Spanish so I can listen and learn
>>153934984think of it as baseballs version of the Presidents Cup
>>153934984who forgot?
>>153934984No one's sticking around to watch Goldberg's franchise face off against Rosenbaum's franchise for 162 games.
Big if true.
poodrepacos kek
Afroman will bring it toooooo yaaaaaAfroman is gonna dooooo yaaaaAfroman is gonna screwwwww yaaaaMy proofs on the internet
>Fuwawa needs surgery and will be away for a month.
>doyerpacos take spring training really really seriouslykek
>>153935119No one *needs* a neovagina.
>>153935129speak for yourself...
>>153935119Does she really need bigger boobs?
>>153935119kek
>>153935119Imagine she dies on the operating table lmao
>>153935119MOKO-chan alone
>>153935179based hopefully forever
>>153935179Which one is mucucko and which one is fagwawa?
>>153935119hopefully your oshi dies kek also kys
we need opening day now more than ever
>>153935258source?
More like opening gay
Jomboy needs surgery and will be away for a month.
Is she telling the truth?
>>153935279of course. and we wouldn't have it any other way
ugly hood rats
>>153935294you rang?
>>153935294I’m a weirdo
>>153935264no...NO!!!
>>153935327are you a creep? what the hell are you doin here?
>>153933831Doyerpacos... We've abeen founout
>>153935263hmm, not the worst suggestion
>>153935389I may be paranoid but not an android
>>153935448gravity always wins. it wears him out. it wears him out.
Just sucked off Timmy and yes I swallowed his Timmy cum
>>153935514She looks like the reeeeeeaal thing
>>153935551source?? peff???
I got paid today, you bros?
>>153935599not til next thursday bro
>>153935630Cool, did 9 hours of work today. Met a milf too.
>>153933048He’s going to be really good, I called that (really Lance did) I’m just happy he didn’t sign for a team in my division
>>153935647you get paid hourly?
>>153935662Yes. I did salaried work for 7 years, glad it’s over.
>>153932601Petco park literally sold out 72 of their 81 home games last year you asshole
we are 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.
poodrepacos seething kek
>>153935599i get paid on the first and fifteenth so no got a ways to go to my next one
>>153935769>hihi, anon.
>>153935778brutal. i used to get paid that way at my old place and it fucking sucked when both landed midweek
>>153935778
>>153933831Doyertimmybros… our response?
>>153935769hello
>>153935821EVERYBODY WHO SEE THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAH
>>153935821why did you post a picture of alex bregman
>>153935821>hellohello, anon.
>>153935821hello
Do people actually live paycheck to paycheck in mleb? I hardly notice when I get paid
>>153935554Wow, a rare white woman in the Mets.
>>153935859I haven't worked since 2019
>>153935859no, my portfolio generates $7m+ per month
>>153934738trans people creep me out tho>>153934728i could
>>153935886you'll never have better sex than with a postop tranny
>>153935714ignore him
How iconic is Howie Rose?
>>153935968Look at her not go.
>The WNBA enters its landmark 30th season with WNBA Tip-Off 2026 on Friday, May 8>Details of a landmark WNBA collective bargaining agreement, per ESPN sources:>New salary cap starting at $7 million, up from $1.5 million>Average revenue share of nearly 20% across deal>Supermax starting at $1.4M>Average salary in range of $600K, minimum above $300Kif a bunch of women can hammer out a CBA without missing games, SURELY the men of MLB can...r-right?
>>153935828YEAHH
>>153935988and yet I've never heard of any of their players besides Caitlin Clark (injured all the time), and Angel Reese (W faps).
>>153935828>>153935990You said 'YEAHH' not 'YEAH'. You didn't see the leprechaun.
TY BOMBER REPORTING!Chadres looking good and finally hitting Dingers.
>>153936105:c
>>153936110leave Dinger alone!!!!
>>153936120dinger please
im baybaw who are u
>>153936177PFMA
>>153936137is he okay?
>>153936180i can't flambay your artichokes right now
>>153936181no
>>153936195He looks fine to me
>>153935968this is a plea to all the unhinged bearieposters out there. I need your team's beary so that I can create a complete mlb beary. thank you in advance for your understanding and cooperation on this matter.
Why is Dinger purple?
>>153936263LONDONONDON
>>153936263is she okay?
>>153936263id like to say hello to her kitty iykwim haha
m a r i n e r s ? ? ?
>>153936284suck
>some Venezuelan flags had 7 stars while others had 8Huh
DINGER... *waves* DINGER...
>>153936222because
Will there be another Recker thread by the time I wake up?
>>153936381i hardly know her
happy friday?
>>153936284i say this
>>153936423not for a little over an hour :)
>>153936436im off work for the weekend in 15minstimezone MOGGED
>>153936263Kek I member her
Insomnia cookies lowkey sounds good right now...... Hmmmm..... Oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.....
>>153936482Pregnancy cravings?
>>153936482share
>>153936482I also remember being a college freshman.
>Suggest Jake Cronenworth at leadoff ahead of Tatis might be a good idea>it immediately pays off in multiple areas of the gameBased Chadres.
baseball :)
>>153937878Ugh ..
Mlbfag here, living portfolio to portfolio. A brokie just flew over my lawn!
Good morning /mlb/
>>153938513Good morning!
Baybaw :D
>be the 2026 yankees>it's another one of those seasons>the Cashman special>losing record vs the Jays>losing record vs the Red Sox>losing record vs the Tigers>losing record vs the Astros>losing record vs the Phillies>losing record vs the Dodgers>dominate the rest of the teams>win just enough games to get in the postseason>get bitch slapped out of the postseason
>>153936137they need to play better for her
sneks gonna sneak up on ya
>>153938513White Sox on the grid.
>>153936263kino
I'll buy it at the convenience store next time.
>>153938967kek
el nino caca kek
grok isn't free no mofuck this gay earth
>>153939136What do you mean?
good morning mariners nation. real baseball soon.
>>153939214Good morning, fellow Mchad.
>>153939061This would be a lot cooler if he wasn't shit in big games.
>>153939156Also belated happy birthday, Peru. Hope you had a good one.
chuck norris diedwill the rangers retire his number?
Ohhhh I get it. Texas Ranger.
imagine dying kwab
>>153939329>imagine dyingmy only hobby outside of baseball
Just a week ago he posted on Instagram that he doesn't age, he levels up. But if that was true he wouldn't have fucking died.
stankeedoo em
>>153939256>is rael >>>/tv/218734551
good morning mariners nation I have an important announcement: FUKKEN SPRING IS HEREAAAAAAHHHHHHH SPRING>>153939214>>153939219gm
>>153939329chuck kwab, texas rag
>>153939471Cherry blossoms and dogwoods are blooming something fierce
RIP Chuck Norris
>>153939471I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners
>>153939567morels soon
>>153939353>I don't age. I level ACK
Kneel
>>153939579You fucking take that back dude.
>>153939601I fucking love science
>>153939599excellent
>>153939644
>>153939599>>153939634There's a Venezuela guy kneeling even though they just won.
lol mest!
