Footo tonight>Syd v Haw, 7.30pm, MCG
The lack of sleep is catching up with me.
i was there
>>153926645You were the little shit throwing stuff right
>>153926611now the shorts don't match the logo. silly snus
>>153926654we all had a big turf war, good times
eastern suburb npcs
fixed
Petrol stations should be nationalised and fuel sold by the government
>>153926701based cuban dictator
>>153926692yep based. this is it>seven digit phone number for din san recyclingwew that sign hadnt been updated for a few years
>>153926710Better than us getting bent over by corporations
hawks beat the frauds tonight
fuel is high because of geopolitics not just because of corporate scum raising prices. blame the orange nonce for it.
wasnt bane meant to beat them :)
>>153926738That’s true but even before the war petrol prices were still high
waverley sucked. the only time it received any affection was for the final matcheven when it opened it wasn't finished and they called the carpark a shitpit
Sudonese are violent criminals and should be deported
waverley still mogs the shithole known as docklands
>afl cut off afl stadium from having games>5 years later they but the stadium for an "undisclosed price"Is this something to be noticed?
Docklands is based for the simple fact that it’s easy to get to and has cheap parking
>>153926752sure if you're rich
>roof always closedsoulless
>>153926757You can park at the carpark near where Costco use to be and it costs like $10
>>153926739Missing almost half their best team?
lets dock our willies together
>>153926774dont bother trying to reason with the swans sookwatch has he cries about gulden and heeney tonight when bane had like 10 players out kek
>>153926759you can blame the Colonial Stadium's grounds keeper guild for being cheap fucks and not wanting to maintain the roof
>>153926778but curnow's so good bro he kicked... no goals... against a depleted brisbane missing their best defenders and just picks on shit teams!
no idea what to do with my sc team
>>153926789crisp ross lyon
frauds beat the hawks tonight
it's really very funny that the vfl/afl had two chances to get their own stadium for melbourne right and fucked it up both timeswaverley>middle of suburbia, no public transport access>a huge muddy carpark that even seppos would think was too much>huge field - fans always miles away from the play>no shelter from the frequent wind and raindocklands>middle of the city between the buildings - no room to renovate or expand>cold, dark and dingey inside>video screen towers in the pockets block views for thousands of seats>opening the roof wreaks havoc with the field>orientated so half the ground is in shade all season>slippery, sandy turf that they still haven't got right - 25 years after opening
Not enough is said about how Indians are openly racist towards white Australians
who the fuck even goes to the footy anymore
>>153926797it's all you aus/pol/ spastic blow-in fuckwits talk about you dumb piece of shit
nothing beats a nice 4-5 bedroom up to date and renovated house on a large plot of land in the country for the same price as a 2 bedroom apartment in Melbourne.
>>153926807I go by myself sometimes since I don't have friends anymore.
>>153926807megetting to the gabba is easy and cheap because of 50 cent fares. drink me xxxx golds 5 rows from the ground and yell abuse at the umpies, me.
>>153926808I don’t use /pol/
FRIDAY, MARCH 20Adelaide v Western Bulldogs at Adelaide Oval, 7.10pm ACDTADELAIDEIn: I.RankineOut: T.Murray (managed)WESTERN BULLDOGSIn: J.CroftOut: W.Lewis (omitted)SATURDAY, MARCH 21Richmond v Gold Coast at the MCG, 1.15pm AEDTRICHMONDIn: N.Vlastuin, D.Prestia, M.Lefau, T.BrownOut: R.Mansell (wrist), J.Faull (suspension), J.Gibcus (omitted), C.Gray (omitted) GOLD COASTIn: C.Ballard, B.HumphreyOut: O.Adams (omitted), J.Farrar (omitted)Greater Western Sydney v St Kilda at Engie Stadium, 4.15pm AEDTGREATER WESTERN SYDNEYIn: NilOut: NilST KILDAIn: R.Marshall, L.StockerOut: J.Macrae (knee), I.Keeler (omitted)Fremantle v Melbourne at Optus Stadium, 4.35pm AWSTFREMANTLEIn: C.ScerriOut: H.Young (hamstring)MELBOURNEIn: NilOut: NilSUNDAY, MARCH 22Port Adelaide v Essendon at Adelaide Oval, 2.45pm ACDTPORT ADELAIDEIn: J.Sweet, J.Lai, W.Brodie, J.Mead, J.LukosiusOut: L.Jones (injured), O.Lord (omitted)ESSENDONIn: I.Kako, J.Gresham, S.El-HawliOut: NilWest Coast v North Melbourne at Optus Stadium, 3.10pm AWSTWEST COASTIn: H.Edwards, L.Baker, T.Kelly, H.SchoenbergOut: T.Cole (omitted)NORTH MELBOURNEIn: C.Coleman-Jones, Z.Banch, R.Hansen jnrOut: Nil
>>153926819>O.Lord (omitted)thank fuck
>>153926813Crisp bloke in the row in front of me spending the quarter time break on his phone.
Is there a bigger diversity hire than Eddie Betts? Cunt can’t speak.
>Darcy Moore set to spend even more time in the sidelines with a prolapsed anus
>>153926819lachie jones irrelevant as fuck now port can win
>>153926835Thoughts and prayers.
>>153926819>J.Gibcus (omitted)Why?
If I were gay I wouldn’t mind homophobic banter. It’s kinda funny how men suck on other men’s cocks and get bummed. Obviously I don’t want to be bashed or killed but some banter is funny
>>153926849>if i were gaydon't worry, we know mate
apartment structure is borderline communism if you really think about it, the collective owns the lot and you have no real rights at all as an owner. only the biggest of all goys would choose to live in one desu.
>Dasher waiting for your orderHurry up
I'm not gay I'm Peruvian
>>153926849>Obviously I don’t want to be bashed or killedI'm skeptical how much that ever happens outside the Middle East and Africa. Even decades ago.
Slop tonight or slop tomorrow night?
>>153926861Then you’re ignorant desu. Poofta bashing groups were extremely common as recently as the 90s
>>153926849>Obviously I don’t want to be bashed or killedGood thing it's not up to you to decide this
ross lyon is a deadset fucking wanker of a bloke
I'm not gay, just delicate
>>153926874Yup. Absolute fuckwit. Shit coach too.
>>153926866Yeah, sure.
>>153926874What's the cocksucker done now?
>>153926832mac andrew
What are Hungry Jack's nuggets like? I remember having them years ago and they were gross. Have they improved them or are they still shit?
All of Australia's problems are caused by its apostasy to Christ
Can’t stand Nick Riewoldt. Heard him on radio sperging out about how work from home is bad and people should be working from their office. How about get fucked you poof. Paid 6-7 figures since you were 18 to kick a fucking ball, trying to dictate how regular cunts should live their life. Utter spastic.
Quickly, roll for your Seinfu before the game starts.
>>153926894Idk but i like da onions rings when they are freshly fried
>>153926894can't imagine going to a burger joint and ordering the nuggets
>>153926901Thoughts on 66?
>>153926901roll on
>>153926901wheres the girl where george is looking at her tits
>>15392690160 was the hottest, how was that ever a believable pairing?
>>153926623go swasn hawks get fucked indians get fucked christians are fine if the.. nope this dickhead shitting on about geesuss can also get fucked too. also, ginni and nick the wazz witson can go get fucked together to save space on the spastic bus.
>>153926864Slop tonight glug tomorrow night
>lose to fat seppo because of bye round bullshitffs
>>153926926your fault for not planning around it desu baka
Fuck Dean Cox is a fat, gross looking cunt.
>>153926901georges latvian girlfuck the roll, i'm taking her
Cox would easily heem every other coach in the comp
>>153926907They'd be a side for a burger.
>>153926938do people get sides? i just want the burger
>>153926926The early byes are pretty easy to plan for, even with there being so many good early bye players. You should have green dots everywhere and blue on the bench.
>>153926936kingsley mogs
Does hungry jacks do chicken
>>153926940No. They just keep them on the menu in the hopes that some day, someone will buy them.
hungry
*plays the game as it should be played*
>>153926945no but they do mold
>>153926945Their fried chicken burgers are genuinely good. The grilled ones are fucking disgusting. Their old grilled chicken burgers used to be good but they got rid of those and the grilled breast is just a thin, overcooked, dry puck.
>>153926895TRVKE
>>153926941its okay now i finnna winna
>>153926946kek
>>153926895this country was settled by heretics so we were doomed from the very start
>>153926953>puckthere’s that word again. glad to see you’re still here
alotta meta teams in this league
>>153926931A revolting pig of a bloke, you can tell he's arrogant too
i remember when the stirling central hungry jacks had a dead body in the shitters and it took 3 days for someone to find itstill think about that when i drive past. it's a good reminder to not eat fast food.
>>153926979>it's a good reminder to not eat fast food.why? did the food kill him?
When does the game start? Im trying to finish my homework
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-19/footballers-jailed-for-sexually-abusing-girl-surf-coast/106475092>Toowoomba and Alburywhy are qld'ers and nsw'ers such massive nonces?
>>153926979It's not like the corpse was in the kitchen and they were cooking around it but it confirms my suspicion that the only people going into the bathroom at a fast food restaurant are junkies, homeless, and those on the edge of death.
I don’t trust any of you blokes to have decent tastebuds. Any food recommendations given in /alf/ are promptly ignored.
on my way on my way on my way on my way
>>1539269935 minutes.
>>153927009What topics do you trust us on?
>>15392690121 thanks
>>153926991double whopper cheese to die for
>>153927009Cope and seethe I’m eating salted peanuts and coconut yogurt as we speak
>>153927008what if my bladder is on the edge of pissing
>hawthornnvm
It's time to address the elephant in the room.
bunnings goy house
>>153927012Footy, domestic politics and transportation matters.
>>153927012Comparative religious studies, morals, politics, epistemology, ethics and prozzies
ayo kayo playing absolute slapper there
Why the fuck did Chad Warner take those photos?
I remember I went into a KFC toilet once and there was shit all over the tiles on the wall, about a meter above the toilet, and also all over the cubicle walls. Toilet was bogged with a turd too. Felt awful for the actual teenager who had to clean that. Also made me think about how they clean the toilets and then go and cook food.
>>153927020That's like 1/100 of every HJ's toilet users.
Chol has asthma
poos and wees vs the bloods
I'm eating my Asian gf's pussy and arsehole
>>153927037I asked him to
how do we summon thunderstorm asthma bomb over the mcg
>>153927051You could say you're having a bit of lo teint haha
Ok I've seen enough, neither of these teams are making the finals
>>153927051It's been 10 years since I ate out an asian chick.
>the kicking hawks vs the handballing swanswow that is some legit elite level analysis from the commentators
>>153927043AIDS, sickle cell aenemia and a predeliction towards violence and criminality too
two mid table plodders
>>153927063Chuck on sen, the pregame with simmo and derm was proper kino
Kayo wont fuxking work
Don't mind this Swans away guernsey desu.
Can’t stand Papley. Reckon he’d be a total spastic to be around
GET A DICK UP YA MELBOURNE
>>153927077No but Steven May
>>153927071you too huh, she's fucked
swans are going to win this game don't @ me
Total paypig death
>>153927088This but only in regards to porn.
I hope Based Mac Andrew breaks some faggots jaw on the field one day, there'd be so much crying over it, it'd be great
What's the /afl/ verdict on a 36 year old man dating/having sex with an 18 year old girl? And does this differ to the general public?
>>15392708445 a month + tip
>>153927099giwtwm
Never really rated him but Chol's been in really good form.
>>153927099it's based and christpilled
>CHOL GRABBED THAT FOOTY LIKE IT WAS A BUCKET OF CHICKENFucking KEK BT
>>153927099Couldn't care less. I just assume the man is wealthy and/or successful.
Guys, can we stop making fun of Chol because he's a black man? We need to be making fun of him more because he's a Hawks player.
That's a mark.
anyone got the direct gayo link for the game? the site isnt loading because it fucking SUCKS
>>153927131>Guys, can we stop making fun of Chol because he's a black man?No.
>>153927139It’s on channel 7 you retarded fuckhead
Use the app on your TV, idiot.
>>153927139https://kayosports.com.au/en-AU/home/6s6zej0x2vjouwx5jcmdwdwo0/1l47a9ir5hj0o1wi5j0pkm5fpbhope it works for ya
we've got a shootout at the g
>>153927131if he wasn't so overtly black then I wouldn't bother desu
>>153927099fine if he looks 17
>>153927146>has a tv with apps>calling others idiots
hawthorn aren't that good
>>153927156You got the saints fan with the pillow gf pic? Can’t find it anywhere
>le no defensive skills: the game*yawn*
hawks backline no good
Charlie looking dangerous not having to play on Ryan Lester.
>>153927157Never said they were. I just said Essendon were bad.
chol is firing
This is hsgf
Keep getting that 12 to 12 song by Sombr stuck in my head. Such a banger
>>153927166got you anon
>hey guys! I never said that! No, no-one asked me, I just want everyone to know I said something elsekwab
Battle getting buck broken.
CurnGOD
Heard the Hawks CEO on the radio coming home from work whinging about the Tassy club and how they're going to take away from the stuff that the Hawks have done down there.Definitely hope they lose now.
real bigboy forward hours
>>153927190bro is aura farming
>>1539270994500 a month + tip
>>153927147It actually started working right after I posted kek that does also work though ty
>>153927209Surely if you're paying her 4500 a month, you're giving her more than the tip anon
>>153927193seething bummers customer.
Looking forward to a week off work & watching fishtank everyday.
>>153927099Bit weird and pedo-y. Better off dating people your own age.
>>153927174actually that was pretty slick
what happens if an umpire forgets he's supposed to throw it up and he bounces it?
>>153927190Crisppp
HIGH SCORING FOOTY STATUS = BACK
>>153927099was leaving the city this arvo via train and so many young attractive women around (NOT underage/schoolkids mind)none give me a second glance of course but still
>>1539272166500 for more than the tip
>>153927225love a high scoring game of footy
Personally, as a 36 year old man, I only date girls 25 to 32. For sex, as long as they are below the age of menopause, and above the age of consent, we're good to go.
>mark coward and matt hillabc it is
>>153927220It's much better now without scam hyde isn't it
ITS RAINING GOALS AT THE MCG
>"[player] was there" hate this call (on tv, radio makes more sense)
i seen a couple of hot asian girls today
weddle :3
>>153927229how do you know they weren't?
ENDZONE!
listen to the hawthorn seethe lol amarty did em with their own tricks
my hawks would be winning if it wasn't for the swans aimbot right now
SEX STRAIGHT FOIR THE SWANSWE ARE HETEROSEXUALSTHE HAWKS ARE POOFS
am resolved to get a gf (girlfriend) before the gf (grand final)
>>153927256I asked them.
Fucking hell Grundy stop giving away frees in the centre
FAST FREE FLOWING FANTASTIC FRUITFUL FOOTY
>>153927265Who's Enzo?
>another black man being booed on the mcg
>>153927283FRENZY
>>153927280>asking a woman her agenot very gentlemanly of you
>ALL THIS SCORING! ALL THIS AD REVENUE! GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME I LOVE ADS!
Asians are ugly as fuck
>>153927279we're all gonna finna make it
>>153927289a poofta malaka
>Ball goes inside 50>Whistle blowsFUCK OFF LET THEM PLAY
>>153927298you fucking prickfuck
>confusion among umpiresdeeply unserious sport
still 6.0
the swans have been left exposed methinks
>>153927318based holocaust millions counter
>>153927298ADS!?
Quite tired
>>153927330me after only being awake for 2 hours
>>153927328as in commercials and interruptions and pauses and cross promotions and ADS?!
You blokes are a good group of guys, I don't care what anyone says.
>>153927330>>153927332I'm full of piss and vinegar
charwee curwow :)
Lads, Charlie just posted
ynr melbourne grundy
Ow Charlie, that really hurt
Carlton Charlie would have slotted that in
dean "the pig" cox absolute beast of a bloke that boy
>>153927350Heh
>>153927349casey grundy, i meant
it was raining goals before now there's a scoring drought, you only see this in melbourne
>>153927349>Let's get the two best rucks in the game into one team, never mind that they both play better as the main ruck and neither is any good as a forward
I’m dying for a bit of sugar
imagine if sydney could do this on the mcg in a grand final
>>153927365So have some.
>>153927360crisp st kilda 2026 planexcept tom de koning is a shit ruck also
>>153927365got some booger sugar
>>153927369Shut the fuck up arsehole
>>153927166
Anyone else shoot out a bit of cum as they’re taking a monster poo?
heeney and gulden are outhow shit are hawthorn
>>153927378
>>153927349>>153927360Still sad about it
the brekky
>>153927391based liquid poo enjoyer
>>153927391would be shitting all morning if that were my brekky
>>153927383they're literally poo and wee coloured.
If you go to live tv on kayo you can watch If you still having problems
When did baggy clothes become trendy?
>>153927381onodera getting the pits out for the boys
>>153926952>moldfoy
>>153927399zoomers think being ironic is peak
You can easily tell the bunnings ads they shoot in or near cities compared to the ads they shoot in regional areas
>>153927391Based Tradie annihilating the servo dunny and leaving a putrid mess
Why does everything give you guys diarrhoea?
>>15392739990's is current fashion.
palace never worked at bunnings a day in her life other than the commercial shootingclearly a paid actor
>>153927399Atleast 7 years ago m8
>>153927413i have ibs
>>153927413low fibre
>>153927419actress*
looks like high scoring footy is dead again
fucking impey loves milking that free and ducks toogood player but that pisses me off
more like chimpey
Been trying my hand at terza rima
>>153927399idk but I do feel more comfy in them
>suddenly start getting major bowel issues out of nowhere 6 months ago>no tests show anything at alli mean i'm glad it's not cancer but it's still annoying
>>153927381take me back
gimpey
What is your worst poo story?
>>153927447how's it going? it's an odd meter
>>153927419i seen her in her apron at seaford bunnings
chol came up like BIG BLACK SPIDER
>>153927450my best mate died at 35 back in 2024 from bowel cancer. He developed bowl issues and just ignored it for a long time until it had already spread to other parts of his body. Crazy how bowl cancer rates have exploded in people under 40. If you think something is up dont ignore it, getting on top of it early can save your life.
>>153927457Used to be such a video game addict as a kid I would refuse going to the toilet but turns out that forced it up into puke
>>153927467Modern diets are disastrous for the human body. Particularly the protein in everything meme.
>>153927467>Crazy how bowl cancer rates have exploded in people under 40.the unironic legit answer is more anal sex and worse diets. eat healthily and don't stick things up your clacker
>>153927467Apparently has a strong link to red meat but I love red meat.
I don't want anyone looking at my poos or bumhole
dipper spotted
swans are so lucky the hawks are shit
If dogs can do poos in public i should be able to as wellAs long as i pop it in a bag and dispose of it
>>153927457I've never shat myself but i've been through very painful stomach contortions while I was driving. I was moaning in the car and stood up to keep my cheeks clenched.
Warner at the bottom of that pile
>>153927519saar please poo only in loo
Chad was loving that
>>153927467hmm okay yeah maybe i will look into a bowel test theni know you can get them free if you're older than 45 but as you say it seems to be happening to young people even earlier, scary stuff
>>153927459My second stanza kinda devolved into a diatribe against the Australian political class, but apart from that not bad.I generally prefer blank verse, but rhyme has its virtues (I really like sonnets, of both traditional and dynamic rhyme schemes)
>>153927457>years ago worked as a labourer >drank a litre of cloudy apple juice for breakfast because it was going to be hot>mega diarhea an hour into work>ran to the plywood walled toilet and sharted violently >no toilet paper so crab walked out and grabbed some insulation >wiped and then ass started burning real bad>all insulation fibres on my bum >yelled out in pain>the brickies got a hold of two nail guns and started rapid firing them from the second level of the scaffold at the plywood toilet walls>i was hunched over, tried to open the door and theyd put a whole heap of sleepers against it >nails flying fuckingn everywhere around me there was a gap at the top so some were coming in full force and ricocheting >finally let me out>went home with a red bum and took the next day off
Serong has some dirt on his face
jai ser-MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
>>153927537More like diarrhoeatribe haha
>>153927543>>153927544>Oh yes, you can be taller than your brother, yes, yes... but there will be a price to pay in exchange.....
>>153927399late 80s
>>153927546lol
>>153927545More like our immigration policy
>>153927542Kwab
>>153927537nice, i played around with petrarchan sonnets for a while, i probably prefer them over the english sonnet, but there are so many ways to construct a sonnet most people have no idea
for me, it's limericks
josh weddle le epic running man
>>153927542>the next day turned into years>now I post about tradies on 4chan>then I wank to the replies
Anyone else lose their virginity to their sister?
misso just sneezed really loud, think it was a sneeze anyway
>>153927399Fashion is cyclical.
Feel so out of touch it’s insane
>>153927575Kek
I doubt I'll ever lose my virginity
>>153927575which one of the veronicas are you?
>>153927484>Protein is the problemIt's the unnecessary shit they stick in the food that is the issue.
if i ever played afl my nick name would be the road train and i would never explain why
>>153927584fuck that's a hot sexy thought
feel so untouched it's insane
>>153927588High protein diets but not eating enough veggies is absolutely a problem
>>153927591I'd really like to know why
>>153927575all the dursma brothers
>>153927576Went to a prozzie that did a big queef and she apologised and I said I didn't mind
fuck vegetables
>Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future results>Now let me advertise my super fund scam based solely on our past performance
test footy
No dont trigger the meat obsessed homo for fuck sake
>>153927600crisp
>>153927602Should have asked for a refund
>>153926901rolling
>swans up at half timeit’s over for the hawks
>>153927597Nope.
Fuck crispy creams are a rip off
funny how everyone has a different idea of what a good diet is, it's almost as if the algorithm has segregated everyone into their own world/echo chamber.
>>153927620
>>153927627Not at all. It’s common knowledge that a balanced diet is the way to go about healthy eating. A protein source, a carb source and a veggie source. Some healthy fats too!
>>153927613Nah it's just interesting vaginas do that
if collingwood doesnt play is it even a real round
>>153926901Elaine is the best
>>153927575unironically yes keknever spoken about it since
>>153927647Based wog
>>153927467pfizer or moderna?
nicks gay cos?
>>153927625So is donut king now. 24 pack of cinnamon is $40.
I got the deaf line woman
>>153927647corr
>>153927647older or younger sister?
i want a vegan gf with a big arse
>coomers trying to bait incest stories on a sports board after the porn ban hit
>>153927647
>>153927647tell us about it you dog cunt
>mum! I’m in gaol! Why? Because the government caught me watching incest porn
>>153927627Ignorance is definitely being fostered. Just doom scrolling through youtube shorts and you will find one video vilifying some random food, sometimes literally fruit, and then a few videos later someone else will be saying how you need to be eating more of said food.A balanced diet and not eating to excess is best but I swear half the people out there don't know what even comprises a balanced diet anymore. Even the balance has no consensus.
>>153927670>what are the charges? Enjoying my sister? My succulent, hot sister?
Really need this to hit :/
I need a carnivore gf to share my bone and liver broth with
heave ho unna anon needs to be replaced.
Literally just listen to your body, not hard
love the telstra ad when your team is 40 points up
I have overnight oats for breakfast, so easy to make and you can put any flavour in it
think you mean porridge yank
>>153927686My body just told me to eat two burgers. Most people cannot trust their bodies.
>>153927650he was actually diagnosed before he ever took the vaccine. He first noticed problems in 2019 but didnt act on it until like 2022
When was the last time you purchased something from a big box retailer like Harvey Norman? I bought a fridge like 5 years ago. I think that was the last time.
>>153927677>Get your hands on my penis stepsis!
>>153927713bought a 55 inch tv from them around march 2020 during some pretty nice sales.
>>153927713bought a fan from them a few weeks back that was the first time in ages though, got my fridge and washing machine from some online place
>>153927713I work for an appliance company so I get all my shit for free desu
>>153927713never
>>153927713I wouldn't feel comfortable making a large purchase like that online
the hawks are on dire
Anyone looking forward to crimson desert?
>>153927725Well you SHOULD
My whole body hurts
>>153927665cool it with the antisemitic remark
>7.7 losing to 11.3good kicking
Sizzling Swans raping the midfied-less Hawks in the centre
Swans are somehow doing everything right
fridge from appliances onlinebout 3 years ago, about 1ktele from kogan same time, 1400
what does dean cox give these guys at half time
heated rivalry: afl editionthe love-hate relationship between a sudanese-australian refugee who made it to the big leagues and a classic aussie country boy
>>153927737crisp nick watson
>>153927725Why?
>>153927713Something from like, 2009. I don't remember what it was
>>153927731very much so mate
>>153927731shill me it
more of a good guys guy myself
Who’s this bald guy
>>153927746Some candy from his lolly trough.
>>153927731reviews seem quite mediocre, shall be waiting and seeing
>>153927744>appliances onlinewhole time i thought that was a fake company for money laundering coz i only ever seen it on the side of chaz mostert's supercar
wouldn't say no to a sudo gf desu
>>153927755pay less get trash iykwim haha
>>153927746scores some shit from Dylan Moore who gets it from Chol
>>153927752Open world fantasy sandbox that is a mixture of GTA, BOTW and the Witcher
>>153927756Probs doesn’t deserve a game
>>153927756starcevic
>>153927731Last game I looked forward to was Hollow Knight 2 and I hated it. Never again.
>>153927731nah I'll be playing death stranding 2
>>153927761I once went on a date with a Zimbabwean girl once who was actually gorgeous but then it dawned on me I dont want to deal with any of her family. Would be the same for sudos.
>>153927759Tbh I don’t trust review scores anymore. The faggot on IGN gave it a 6. Same poof gave concord an 8. Plus there’s been a weird hate campaign against this game for months. Probably because it’s Korean.
>>153927761coz she'd bash your yt boi arse
why do they call him the wizard again?
Wizard made his hamstring disappear.
>>153927731no but i might try it out when it drops
hollywood hokball!!!
hawthorn downie spotted
Lewis, you retard.
mitch lewis is such a fucking spud and they wouldn't even offer him in the merrett deal kek
>>153927761>getting heightmogged by 2m tall achol even when shes not in heelsphwoardeng and his mates would kick the fuck out of you though
>>153927779hmm yeah good point i feel like black women are some of the only ones who give me attention but dealing with their family would probably be difficult
>>153927804Why do you want him if he's no good?
report anti social behaviour
>>153927782>yt boidon't know what this means but if it means peg i could live with that>>153927806i like tall womenbut yeah idk how many africans i'd want to be around other than the gf on the reg
>>153927814To whom?
>>153927814imagine ripping a really bad, stinky fart and someone calls the anti social hotline on you
Why is every poopee supporter fat
>>153927812you just know there is going to be a big family, probably some brothers or cousins who are up to no good and want to bash you or steal from you or something. And have to deal with the fact you're just doing it out of a fetish. Because lets be honest fucking a girl from another race is always just because you have a fetish for them.
>>153927814>have social anxiety>don't talk to anyone>get reported
Whistle has gone away for both sides. Umps too cowardly to blow it.
Look at the roaches seethe KEK
>>153927823Africans are fine. It’s really just sudos that are completely and totally fucked.
>>153927832This is GOOD
No one likes peppercorns so it's a wonder why anyone adds them to anything.
>>153927830>Because lets be honest fucking a girl from another race is always just because you have a fetish for them.Eh, it can also be because you get desperate and non-white women generally go for white non-chad/'loser' guys more than white women. Seen plenty of couples like that. Usually WMAF though, not WMBF.
>>153927834So are Somalians. And Nigerians. And Congolese. And you know what? Fuck Africans.
Time to put the weddle to the metal.
>>153927846>Fuck Africans.I'm trying.
>>153927846You’re a /pol/brained spastic.
>>153927840I love a pepper corn sauce.
Neil Erasmus is african
good game this
>>153927851How am I wrong?
Why has Grundy been on the bench for 10 minutes? Be nice if the coverage said something about it. Is he just being rested to play the full last quarter or what?
>>153927862>africans are bad because /pol/ told me
Swans need to use the FAT side of the ground.
>>153927869Nice strawman. Explain how I'm wrong.
>>153927868>Be nice if the coverage said something about it.too busy filming watson getting rubbed
Is watson ok?
KEKEK
>poocum KOing his own teammatekek
Fine, I'll try the Angus Bearnaise burger. You win maccas.
Why were Dawks supporters booing Watson not getting a free for being hit by his own teammate?
>>153927889He's KO'd someone from every club by now kek, had to do one of his own to complete the checklist
chol drops what he should have taken
If I were a footy player and I scored a goal, I would celebrate by dropping my shorts, spanking my arse cheeks really hard and then spreading my aforementioned cheeks to the crowd
>>153927893maccas CEO doesn't eat their food and neither should you
MY SWANS ARE HOLDING THE LINE
>>153927893I unironically believe people like you should be either culled or penned
Chili flakes > pepper in every circumstance
>he uses spices (beyond salt and pepper)for me, it's herbs
This Coles lamb leg ad has successfully shilled their lamb onto me. Buying a leg of lamb next weekend.
>>153927911Advertising is a trillion dollar industry for a reason mate.
>>153927911My brother is like this, complains about the food quality every time but always goes back when there's a new product even though he knows he won't like it
this is a good game but i'm not into it for some reason
Need:> 6 Sheldrick disposals> 3 Ward disposals> 1 Blakey disposal> 3 Sicily disposals> 1 Gunston goalAnd I turn $15 into $1320, PLZ
>>153927921Might do the same, was thinking what I should cook Saturday
>>153927910love isn't always on time
>>153927893>>153927921>eating meat
>>153927935OH OH OH
I don't understand the last out rule, he just kicked it straight out of bounds and it's a throw in
>>153927933ooh close one
>>153927946Its only between the arcs so center of the ground yea
>3rd rounds in and people still don't understand the last disposal rule
le run fast and miss easy kicks on goal manlet
bad kicking = ??????
selfish hawks
I'm not sure I've seen Curnow since the first quarter. Completely disappeared.
scores are level
loom?
NO ONE SAY ITYOU WILL JINX IT
Early season loom looms
*wheels out the looming trolley**unzips*
SEND IN THE CURNOW
Lads, Jake just posted
>play onhuh
Lads, Jake just posted.
Lads, Llloooooooooooooooyyyyddddd just posted
50% of the scoring was done in the first 15 minutes
>>153927994>>153927996>>153927997LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>153927997I literally said that out loud to no one when he took the mark.
llllllooooooooooooooooooyd
so many players with retarded cupping scars
bitch poois
Grundy has been putting it down the throat of these spuds all night and they have struggled to be clean with the ball and get clearance. Really missing Heeney and Errol in the middle.
wtf, AFL is awesome with the new rules.
>>153928015the placebo is real
>got beheaded by cholum racist much?
>50KWAB
>Tackle the player after the mark is paid>Be dumbfounded when he's given 50
Lmao theyre shocked
>>153928031thisgood call by the ump
>>153928031This but should also happen when they catch a touched ball feigning a mark
Cute Hawks girl in the front row
>everyone has jai seronglol
>>153928038nonce
Was legit a mark.Got the first touch and then completed the mark after the punch knocked it free.
oh for gods sakegot one 50m against them (deserved) now they feel like they have to give one back the other waypathetic
>>153928040Best 18 so doesn't matter much to be quite honest
Should’ve been reversal after that Chol high fend
>>153928040Hopefully his score drops out.
>>153927933Are ya winnin son?
hawksnonce is real
DA WIZARD
I genuinely do not like Nick Watson.
fucking scumps inserting themselves in these last 10minsfucking disgusting
How the fuck was that a Watson free?>Run to the boundary line>Get tackled over it>Dive to the ground???
reckon you guys are a bit heightphobic
>>153928065if you fall over by yourself and spin around while doing it the ump will pay it as long as you have an opposition hand on youthis is why they always pay the arms out while tackled "without the ball" stupid frees
loom looms
Did my annual "listen to The Pogues" on St. Pat's day thing, but now I can't stop listening to them
gunston dabbing on these zoomers
And that's it. Serves me right for tipping the Periods over the Poos and Wees.
I must admit Serong has been awful tonight, not just fantasy/poopercoach but all his kicks or physical actions have resulted in a Hawkroach score.Methinks his job security is at peril
>>153928075Every time I see The Pogues on Rage I floss and brush my teeth.
if hok gets one more goal I tip the team and the margin lads
reckon sydney need a couple of quick goals here
literally where is curnow
>>153928088he's curlater
should be htb on ginnivan twice there btw>>153928088invisible since the 1st kek
should have been htb against ginnivan, weak decision
That was ball. Umps too cowardly to pay it in front of goal.
>>153928088He's freaking out. He's never been a part of a team with a winning culture.
No luck catching them swans then?
Curnow has been gaped by Barrass
Curnow is just too used to losing. He don't know what to do.
Kek at Curknob running AWAY from the ball there
>>153928094>>153928096>pay bunch of shitty calls all night >super obvious missed call in the last 2minsevery timedefcon 1 on all scumps
>>153928088barass mogging him
>>153928100It's just Dane swan actually
Tom has taken curnows bareass
hooooly fuck i would be STEAMING if i were a swans supporter at that
scg meme ground hobbits
FUCK up umps that was high
WATSONHOLLYWOOD HAWKSSEE THE HAWKIES FLY UP UP
Holy shitThis is actually the worst last 2mins of umpiring I think I've ever seenThis is incredible
>Last Quarter>4.5 vs 1.1
>Ending with a 50 to le highly marketable tattooed degenZzzz
>>153928086HOLY SHIT BASED SCUMPS GIVING ME THE RIGHT MARGIN
>>153928118>>153928108>>153928107>>153928106>>153928088NO REFUNDS
>>153928129Cry
hey swans sook fuckhead you in?told you curnow was a downhill skiing plodder fuckwit, did nothing after a couple of goals kek
they're a happy team at hawthorn
>>153928126how many of those were ump gifts? at least 3 right?
>>153927325
>>153928133i member
supercoach scoring is crap
>>153928129he's 170cm lol
Look at that free kick advantage to the hawks. Disgusting
>i said margin would be 12>final margin 17fuck you watson you flopping knob
>18 day break after 3 games
>>153928141Looks about right to me. Grundy probably should've been higher considering he was carrying his team in the middle. Which ones don't look right to you?
>>153928147the sam mitchell brand of footy
ty based andrew mackie for knowing curnow was an overpriced plodder
>>153928150why is the media spinning this as some mega advantageit actually sucks for them if anything
Never betting again
>>153928157I feel like they are saying it's too long.
>>153928160Are you the bloke who was all set to solve his money problem with gambling a few days ago?
Swans are extremely vulnerable without their two prime movers in the midfield and I also think their handball heavy game won't hold up in finals and they'll just get pushed towards the boundary and have their movement locked down just like in the second half tonight.
vic media finally noticing tom barass baka my head
>Careless Whisper over the loudspeakers Good song but interesting choice.
>>153928163nah jon ralph posted some slop like it was a huge advantage and poor melbourne demons
>>153928149Also tipped hawks by 12
>>153928175Harris Andrews is only 3 times All Australian. If they don't play down South they need to be winning flags to get properly acknowledged by the Melbuhn media.
might go get yo-chi
>>153928165No I decided I havent studied enough probability and did some more khanacademy with chatgpt help. I am coming for the bookies though just soaking in the mathematics until I feel ready
remember when you used to get a whopper for tipping 8/8
tick tock hawkroaches
>>153928202not happening this time cheating cunt fuckhead
>>153928203
>>153928160You should at lost post your bet slip and how close you were tho
>>153928196Get us a salted butterscotch with crumble, honey cashews, and white chocolate sauce.
>>153928207Why does he look like some kind of bug?
>>153928219sounds elite
AA defenderbarass andrews
Roamong brain soon
Was Curnow to Swans a bust?
>>153928242Heh
>>153928246yep spending big money on forwards for no premierships is an elite sydney swans tactic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFgWTGyjLB0&list=RDEFgWTGyjLB0
>>153928147First time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_WAefAQyCw
Barass looks a bit like the giga chad guy
>>153928246Won't know until finals. He has a habit of going missing in big games but if he manages to break that and is the difference in a finals game then the trade is vindicated.
>IT WUZ WIGGED
Big game tomorrow. Dogs v crows
>>153928268is this real?
>>153928269crisp me looking out the window at school
>>153928277
I'm sick to me death of the railway
im the road train
>>153928296That's an interesting name, what does it mean?
Sad news: romancing Brian is now edited and no longer shown live
>>153928300i swore an oath of secrecy to break that would mean dire consequences
