Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>CalendarSecond half of the Sunshine Double, the Miami Open >Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/utakmice.net/tenis/vipleaguestreams.com/tennis1Previous: >>153828140
>sunshine double>only one of the masters is in a particularly sunny area
Shapo-vdZ might be a good watch
Gather around Jodartards we about to reach the 2nd round
>>153929223Palm Springs and Miami are both sunny
>>153929233Seems to me it rains in all of Miami editions
>>153929242March weather is weird. Last week's it was around high 70s one day and snow the next.
>>153929231no me jodas
This ngubu is a DAWG
>put TC on my TV to run some tennis in the background>women>women everywhere
4channel was out for an hour for you guys too?Anyway Jodar peaked in the 3rd set, and he advanced to round 2, was supposed to play Musetti, but he withdrew, no idea who the opponent will be now...What do we watch now, as we way for Fonsexa?
Blanche Darbois for me
>>153929463Kek did Musetti really withdraw because of the rain
>>153929524yes, he doesn't play in the rain.
Marzipan is a tough draw. He's got that dawg
It's on
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1ry3gmy/if_a_tennis_point_could_win_an_oscar_this_would/ you just know Alcatraz would point to his ear at the end of this point.
Kouame, Jodar, Landaluce, Blanchbaby-gen is arriving strong
That's gonna be a sweaty one
>>153929947When will Mannakino retire?He'll be the oldest on the tour soon, seeing as Wawrinka and Monfils are on the way out.
>>153929956His game is all about running. He could genuinely play until he's 45 if he doesn't have a catastrophic injury
>>153929989true, would be based, him dabbing on the youngsters in his early 40s with the most unconventional style ever.Still get cold chills down my spine when I remember that half an hour tiebreak against Rafa in the Australian, he was looking scary good.
holy shit Hurcascz out already, he was just a transitional servebot all along, not the new Raonic at all.
It’s the year 2026 and Sky still don’t have a player app that lets you choose what court you want to watch instead of only being able to watch what they happen to be showing on their TV channel. DESPITE being able to court select on TV itself. DESPITE their channels only showing femoids or br*t shitters.
>>153930357Who would you rather be watching now Britbro
>Now make the women's match go to a 3rd
>>153930398kek
>>153930376I was wanting something to maybe fall asleep to, so perhaps Opelka. Having to watch Jaws instead .
Benis - Vandechoke it is
It’s kinda sad seeing an unneeded second OP in the ‘log, it’s like seeing a puppy desperate for adoption. Someone went to effort to make a thread for his internet friends but was too late so they won’t use his efforts, won’t even know it exists.
>shapo trap house
We are on Fonsirmãos
>wake up at 4am for Fonz-Fabian>match delayed, go back to sleep>wake up, match delayed>wake up, match delayed>wake up, match delayedWhat the fuck was James Blake doing, I could've had an extra three hours uninterruptedNow there's not even a fucking stream
Fonseca has a big booty, what does it mean for him?
>>153931425the rumpifications are not favorable
OH NÃO NÃO NÃO
He's slowly turning into the new Tsitsipas
He’s a disgrace
Look at this fucking joke of a stadium inside a stadium man. This is not a serious tournament.
My cousin has the exact same type of hair as Maroszan.
>>153932023kek, looks so goofy and sad for tennis, this is supposed to be a top14 tournament
>wu plays tomorrow when he'll get rained out, again
Cilic dabbing on the Popyrin
>>153932141rain tomorrow? fuck Miami, bienvenido a Meeami
OOH AAH FONSECA SAY OOHAHH FONSECA
Just stood up and shouted BRASIL
The good thing about fat slugs like Fonz is you know for sure they ain't dopin'.
>>153932320too much picanha.most brazilians are fat, even sportspeoples.
>>153932023>>153932129
This crowd is so based, cheering a fault kek
Nice that he won, feel like it won't be enought to even take a set off of Alcaraz, we'll see.
>>153932348
What are we jestergooning to now? Maroszan more like MaroGONE
Sky too cowardly to show Buse
Collignon more like ColliGONE
>>153932421only mid shit for the rest of the day/night.
>>153932557Oh man it's GRIM grimFonz plays again tomorrow? What the fuck is going on?? This is an anti-Lusophone conspiracy
>>153932348Fucking soulless
Buse and Ruse refuse to play mixed doubles. Killing the sport
>>153934152>kouame gets hype for beating an unranked shitter at 17>nadal gets hyped for beating moya at 16not even in the same universe
>>153936348excatly, Nadal beat Federer when he was 17.Let's see this kid defeat Sinncaraz this year, then we'll talk.
Very good day today.For me it's >Alcaraz-Fonseca>Vukic-Jodar>Tsitsipas-Minaur>Bublik-Berretinni>Draper-Opelka>Paul-Mannarinno
>Dialloser vs Pu>Pood vs Quitt>rapeD vs Opoolka>Pool vs Mannarinold>Feets vs Shelton at home>Adam Walton vs Shortsman but not as good>Pooblik vs Berretiny>Botik dood wat nou vs Shitz>Collignonce vs Clostebolli>KWABme vs Leh-ACKa>Shittypiss vs De Manure>El Hermano vs FatassecaFwoar what a day of tennis
>>153938268I really like this gimmick
I only wish Raz-Fonz wasn't so early in the tournament
>Ruud on StadiumNeed this meme to end
Ruudgoat
whens the farkin tennisgive me charles mountain
yeah lets make the op imahr a guy thztd nit even in the fucki tiurnament zanf lryd moy tell anyone ehat tournament it is or that its sn impirysmy youtnmsnt fuck thid
Please stick to /tennis/ kittington
gionna have to g o bacj uf noone farkin posts
really though im typing one handed on a laptop keynoatf
Delayed half an hour? What for?
raining os itb
New GOAT just dropped
Goat fucker, maybe
>>153939385You can see she's giving beaten girlfriend looks to the camera and hoping someone notices.
>>153939385Who's that dude?
I'm guessing no tennis for the day?
>>153939536Le best player to never win a slam
>>153939542no play before 12:30
>>153939635How many bings is that?
>>15393964546 bings
oh ffs
>>153939476I pity you pathetic newfags, Zverev is a well known cuck. He isn't beating her, he loves to look at the Lindemann tattoo and knows his place. Read the news faggot, he's just like Christian Ulmen
>Sunshine Double
>>153939747yes
>>153939747luv me cheetahs. lions amd tihers s o ytyhad
It's over
>>153939385>>153939703Yeah dude. There's a reason they added a C to his name and it's not because of the spelling, you C...
Sakamoto handling kova nicely rn. Another 19 year old with game
>>153940419Emil's former coach is coaching him
>>153939703That explains his submissive attitude in tennis. "Fuck me in the ass Novak yes like that!"
Davydenko-Nadal Rome 07 semi-final and Shangai 09 final, now that was tennis.
oh Ruud is on, finally something watchable.Against the hurter of Hurcascz
what time is alcopop vs phonesex estimated?
>>153940722https://www.miamiopen.com/order-of-play/https://www.flashscoreusa.com/tennis/
We getting packed Barcelona bros
>>153940742Our boy exposed Alcapoop last year there, never forget
>>153940739was hoping to get the opinion of a local miamite who is connected to the land and knows the weather patterns intimately but thank you
PUT WU ON THE COURT ALREADYI'M TIRED OF THESE CLAYRATS
casper...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5b_0QB0wI
Please Dear God Trump "obliterate" this weather.
Old Miami was better
Since it’s raining I’m watching the replay of Cocciaretto vs. Semen-istaja (kek) and I swear you can watch higher level tennis matches in my godforsaken tennis club
>>153940517
>>153941556
>>153941566Zverover
>Pood
Chud Quinn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_pt8uOu9O0
how do i join a tennis club
Holy Crapsper
>Atmane def. Altmaier>not the same person
It's Thomas Paulus time
>>153942476or not
>>153942097Find one in your city or look for USTA leagues nearby
WOOOO
Draper in trouble
Draper in a plane home
>graper
Walton more like WalDOMINATION
Wu is playing
>>153943767>2-6Not well by the looks of it :(
Fils got them cornrows lookin like Snoop Dogg
>>153940775We need him back, I apologise for saying he never hit a good shot
Gonna get some beers for Raz-Fonz, y'all want anything?
Holy crap, Opelka absolutely killed Draper in that 2nd set tb.
How come Bublik doesn't care anymore?
>>153944246Sinner in the last tourney and now Alcaraz, this nigga unlucky as fuck.
>>153943767Wu? Against San Francisco Cocksucker?
>>153944472It's a good test/experience for him but bad for him getting points.
Apparently Fonseca's chronic back issue is something he was born with rather than due to injury or poor fitness
>>153944550Never rated Wu
I think Fonz needs to use the deep return position more often so he can take a full swing rather than doing a weak blockHe's got much better odds of getting to neutral if he lands the return deep
Oh it's Joaover
Doubt this will be as competitive as Sinz. Shame he didn't match up to him on this surface.
Based Opelka
>>153944745>one break point the entire matchmust have been dull
>>153944745I want to eat his ass so badly
Holy shit the headband is not a good look for Demon he needs to stick with the capAnd these missed returns from Fonz at 0-30 are unforgivable
>>153944597source on this?
>>153944978Commentators said it, called it "flat back syndrome" or something
It's so over
>>153944909maybe you just aren't used to it?
Alcaraz is so gay. Fuck this retard
>>153945196he always has some bad haircuts
Players should get penalized with a point whenever their crowd does this shit.
>>153945310And when the crowd does it for the other side to get their guy free points?
this is only the beginning..
This really should've been closer than it was but Fonz gave those breaks away and then completely refused to do anything different on return, literally the entire match I was begging him to stand deep to return because blocking was really not cutting it
heh... ma boy.. JFonz... he just needs more time...
Demon-Tsitsi?
What the fuck Tsitsipas has not lost a single point on serve in this set
I've seen enough, Demon is washed and GOATsipas is back
Imagine being one of those retards who post in /atp/ kek…oh wait
>>153945889Can I kiss you?
>vs Alcaraz next Kek Korda is so screwed
>>153945931You watch your mouth about the future Wimbledon champion
>>153945539
>>153945907sì
Biggest kwab of the day?>Ruud>Draper>Bublik>Cobolli>De Minaur
Maybe Ruud? I didn't see all of these but weren't some of these loses because niggas were serve botting?
>>153946310>>153946447only two real choices>Drapercouldn't even win one single point in a TB against one of the least mobile players on tour. guy has problems against servebots in general>Ruudfailed to convert 7 set points. though to be fair, 6 were on Quinn's serve + Quinn's attacking was very sharp, meanwhile Ruud is the kind of player who gets very passive when under pressure and lets his opponent dictate pointsADM can maybe have an honorable mention for his abysmal returning, but he's a pigeon anyways. Tsitsi's biggest weaknesses are never tested by Demon who has zero offensive tools, so even in a slump it's a comfortable matchup for Tsitsi. the other two players were w/e, Cobolli is more of a slow surface guy and Bublik is Bublik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_mlmyhoVMA
Alcaraz' biggest threat comes from within.Rafa's secret weapons are about to be unleashed.
I just want to see one last Zverev - Medvedev match before one of them breaks their ankle and retires
>Majrchzrhjchrjzak vs Rearner>Alwaysameme vs "how old are you, 12?">Pootet vs Machacaca>Zoomer vs Zinner>Pooblev vs Tabijo>Suckamoto vs MedveGOAT (TBC)>Dial-8 vs the main character of the book Lolita>Adam Walton vs Makesmesick>the African American vs the Russian Kazakhstani>the other African American vs Kazoo>Darn vs Sasha with a "c"Not expecting many competitive matches tomorrow
Oh I missed one, this one could actually turn out surprisingly close>Australian Defence Force vs Quantum Alice
Tien ImagineMyshock should be fun.
Waltonbros ww@
Huge disappointment from Darderi and Cobolli. Luciano cannot fucking lose from 151 atp if he’s in top 20. Unacceptable. Muso too. Fix your body maremma maiala.On the contrary, great comeback from the Americans. Really Opelska, Korda, Shitz, Tom Pool and especially ourboy Ethan Queen. Loved watching them taking hold of Trump’s tournament.>>153948246kek
>>153949653not nearly as good today
>>153951223james spader looking ass
We are live Jodermanos
Who can stop him?
so over for Tien
Majchrzak too stronk
Jodar looking good. Who does he play next?
>>153952684Bergs/Etcheverry
Classic Foki
Etc.etc.verry
>>153949653who does kyrgoat play?
>4th straight rec tennis lossI dont think Im going to make it to the pros, bros...
Can Dzumhur do it?
>>153953505yea he can win more than 4 games
>waiting patiently for BakamotoR
>>153953505zoomer in 3 trust the plan
sinner fanboys are mad at Fonseca for calling him a robot when he was just comparing his style to Carlos who is more diverse
Carrotboy a bit erratic
I like Alcaraz gameplay with Sinner character
>>153954107Federer
>didn't break in the first gamehe's finished
time to fak off now pink shirt
>>153954124yes
What happened to the TC ATP channel? The main channel is mostly women
Allensworth looks lighter
Here's that kid I was telling you about
cykamoto with real japanese racquet folded a million times in 2
>>153954903none of the ongoing men's matches are particularly interesting unless you want to see Meddy grinding down some random nip, or the shitshow that is Moutet's match. women's side at least has the up-and-coming female Rublev playing right now
This Sakamoto is pretty lanky for a Jap
>>153955613he also looks 13 yo
>>153955632yes, kind of.Does the Russian madman fear the stoic samurai?
hold on, this Sakamoto is kind of good and kino.Hopefully next Nishikori instead of next Nishioka.
hahamofo!
He is definitely a smooth operator.
Looks like Meddy is struggling with the heat again.
it's over
ww3 is on and you guys want to watch tennis
very bad loss draper
>>153958195I dont care about Jewish wars
Sheltover
I feel like dying
>>153960707luhbrawn jaymz
>>153958195and we are unaffected by all of it and not energy dependant. so let's celebrate by watching Zverev and not care about jew war
>>153960892I'm a woman
I like Cilic, bros
>>153961045I am mentally ill
>>153961110I know
Nakashitma
>>153961834He isn't clutch
Anyways, hoping tomorrow is better
Zverev kind of walked through that poor dude didn't he
>>153960904Hear me roar
Today in tennis
>Quinncel vs it ain't easy being Yeejee>Hodor vs Etchy Sketchy>servebot #1 vs servebot #2>dude where's my truck vs the worst ninja turtle>Wimbledon champion vs Wimbledon favourite>Landaloser vs Khachanob>Brattini vs Vacherotten>Snoop Dogg vs SocratesWe really need to go back to the one week format with the smaller draw
>>153964757>>153965020Genuinely hope Opelka puts Fritz in the trash
>>153965020
>>153960707This mofo is one ugly son of a whoreDiabetes really increases the aging
Really Opelska wins today
how does Landaluce compare to Jodar?
>>153967054Not as good on hard by a mile.
>>153966646He servebot peaks again today
Crazy to change the channel from that fat Latvian she-pig to prime athleticism in the form of the mighty Quinn.
>>153967054I never really watched him play, but seeing as he is a few months older than Jodar, had hype earlier on, and seems a bit behind already, I'd say he is much worse.Jodar maybe top10 material, Landaluce barely top50
>>153968089Name one player not Sincaraz that isn't a servebot, clayrat, grinder, or ball smasher. Name a real tennis player
>>153968163Dimitrov and Rune
This match is bretty gud
>>153968163Grigor
>>153968323hope it goes to 3
Quinncels…..
Jodar waiting room
>Gritz versus OpelkzI’m seeeing double. FOUR lumbering ogres.
Moutet seething >"He unfollowed me after my dating profile where I said I’m not interested in the short kings. He messaged me & unfollowed me. He slid back in my DMs last night”
Jodar fucking when
>>153968862It's Collins though. She's likely full of shit but Moutet is rising to the bait kek.
>>153969084Opelka Shitz rn
What happened to Opelcar? Wasn’t he kinda good a few years back? Injury or just the usual USTA college shitter?
He was never Isner material
Jodar is a pretty clean player, for those that like a no-bullshit attitude. No fingerbanging, no pointing to the ear etc... Just the occasional and rare Vamos
>>153969996Of course not, Isner is 5-32 against the big4, and took Nadal to 5 in RG, first ever.
Guess you could say jodar is on the radar
Jamie mugray commenting on Sky I think. Sounds slightly higher pitched and more homosexual than his brother.
>>153970154looks it too.Andy definitely the manlier brother
based
How many attempts do you think it would take to return an Opelka serve?
>>153970348Fritz out too until grass begins.
Got a wee feeling Korda can do something tonight.
Sky have turned the Jodar match off for irrelevant femoids on one channel, and not even showing any matches on the other. I’m going to shoot up their head offices.
Incredible ammount of support for the Argentinian.Jodar will turn it around, I believe it
>>153970665Hodor just got broken from 40-0 up is over anyway
>>153968322>rune
>>153970718He played better until 5-5, chocked after it.He will come back!
I really hope Charles kills Korda's career today. I've had enough of this fraud in my not that miserable life.
Do I get out of bed for Grug or just go back to sleep
*kill me*
>>153970966*for Korda
COME ON KORDAWE GOT DISS BRO
>>153968862KEK
It's over for Jodar.He had a good run.Etcheveryy is top75 on hard
amywun catvh asian woman in the box.looked like having a stroke?
>>153971090why is it such a fucked shape?
>>153971244I guess it’s a cost efficient way to build a tennis stadium inside a football stadium. Just looks ugly as hell from above.
Jodar breaks here or he is toast
Charlottes...
>>153970431.
Hodor is kil No
>>153968163Musetti
>>153971281It’s just a way to build a tennis stadium inside a bigger stadium. No need to be autistic all the time, Wolfgang.>cost effective
Korda out there playing like peak Fed, no chance for the Murcian
>>153968163ruud
cam on petit korda
Raz was never good
Dante Alighieri-looking mf
He looks like a bird turned into a man by a witch in a movie
Carlos needs to shave his head again
Holy fuck what a fucking fraud
>>153971778Is that why he’s choking?
Everyone is hitting so hard at this tournament, Quinn and whoever it was were bashing it from the baseline like Agassi and Blake.
GOAT status?
Alcaraz is finished forever until may
>"in straights? against who? KEKKKKK!"
>>153971954July you mean.He does'n win Roland Garros this year, thankfully.
>>153971954
Break here, 7-5, robertos your tio
>this year he won’t be losing to shitters early in the season
clockwork
Umpires being pretty overdramatic with the “pleases” imo, not necessary
This is some ugly choking tennis
Does Korda kwab in 3 if he doesn't win this?
Just a little bit more time is all my boy Kordlingz needs
>>153972046NID
He awoke
VDZ would be proud
Zverev can learn a lot about efficient choking from Korda. It’s like he flips a switch and boom it’s over. With Zverev it’s always slow and agonizing
>>153972033It’s 2026 and you’re still posting ai crap, anon.
>>153971870Game is kinda boring with those slow gay "don't miss" rallies. I say bring on the cannons. Professionals all dunking a ball like Sincaraz is good for the sport
Stadium inside the stadium starting to look like a stadussy low key ngl
Tommy is absolutely raping Columbine right now
holy KWAB look at that forehand to the net
>>153972083It almost feels deliberate for Kordz. Maybe he has a humiliation fetish.
>>153972183It’s just emotion, you fucking retard. You still have to understand that slam champions are what they are because they’re unhuman bots.
>>153972218Federer cried like a little girl
>>153972283when?
>>153972283Sinner too. And yet they made the difference when they didn’t tremble during decisive moments. That’s literally all tennis is about.
>>153972283Federer is a vulture not a champion
>>153972302https://youtu.be/j7Ezc6MtHD8?si=948OCgzdzldRW4gm&t=93
>>153972305Sinner and Federer both have GOAT level choking prowess thoughbeit>>153972313Novak is a vulturerer
>>153972357You have no point, friend.
>>153972352Only started to really follow tennis a few years later.jeez, that's a lot of tears just for losing a final.Overreacting much
>>153972357I do have a point. Federer choked a gorillion match points in Slams. Sinner is a toddler and managed to achieve something even a chokemaster like Federer only did at 38 years old - choking Slam championship points.
>>153972391You need to understand in those years Federer was a God, yet Nadal kept making him his bitch one time after the other. And it wasn't just clay, it was everywhere. He just couldn't handle it, why can't he beat this autistic fisherman. All the frustration came out.
VAMOOOOS KORDABROS WE BACK
Oh shid
we are so heckin back
>>153972313Quality bait
Wimbledon well and truly on the cards
>korda is 43rd in the worldhow the mighty have fallen
>>153972571He is after all one of the favorites
who the fuck is this Collignon, seeing him everywhere now
There it is. The end of Alcaraz. Enjoy retirement grug.
Tick tock gruglitos
>>153972742based Fonzchads rise up
Sinner will take this tourney easy
Rate his hard court season>Fucks around in Seoul>Wins AO>Wins Middle East>Loses IW SF>Loses Miami R3
Our washed #2 will take his spot back from the washed #1 sooner than I thought.
>>153972780AO is obviously the big one. Guess he's in his usual season slump.
Seb “Roger Federer” Korda
>>153972780Just the usual Alcaraz. Imagine believing or even saying shit like this >>153972742Love Korda btw
Reminder that Nadull never won Miami. The Spaniards hate Florida.
>>153972953How many slams did he win, again?
>>153972663He was born in Rochester, Minnesota in the US of A apparently. Apart from that the guy is a ghost.
Tom Pool sucking as always
This shit match has to be the most dull moment of the entire tournament
>>153972994Only 2
Israel is pure evil
Why is Fils and Tsitsipas the feature night match lmfao
Filthypas
doubters BTFO
We live Landabros
>>153973748No but who the fuck is that
Landaluce peaking
>>153973748>Nike x Fila
bro is it a fucking forest fire outside the L'Andalus court
Popopo popopo po
>>153973966Looks like renowned grass court specialist Casper Ruud
Landaluce has a pretty entertaining game.
Come between Khachanov and a quarter final defeat in a major tournament at your peril.
Just sat up sharply and murmured kino. Federeresque
>>153974502based Landafanboy, hopefully u didn'tt wake up anybody
Landa is a very agressive returner, chill boy
>vamo, dalleLanda's mom looks like a disney villain
BAMOOO
we won :)
>ANOTHER Spanish super phenomWHEN IS IT MY FLAG'S TURN? GET FRAUDY PAUL, TIENSHIT, FRAUDCIS, SHITZ, SHITTON, AND OPOOPKA INTO THE NURSING HOME ALREADY
>>153974678you have korda
does this mean michael zheng is technically better than alcaraz
ATP players as types of beer:Arthur Pils
The absolute state of the greek
How the Christ did the Miner lose to this chump
>>153974678Nationalism is dumb, my friend.>Nakashimaasian>Tienasian>Kordaczech>Shelton, Tiafoeblack>FranceAll their greatest players have always been african. Tsonga, Monfils, Perricard, Fils, etc.>SwitzerlandFederer was south african>ItalySinner is tirolese, Paolini is mulatta>GermanyZverev is russianand so onyou win nothingyour country is a non-entity
>>153945931lmao
>titsandass
>>153945931
da hell happened?
>>153976482
>>153976482Tsitsi back to sucking
fink korda will win whole fing
diss is kordas home slamehe won delray beachhe win miami openwe all korda in life x
>>153973748They give trophies for showing up now?
>the guy whose wife divorced him for Griekspoor vs Yugo Yumbert>Franny vs Danny>Failix vs Scatmane>even in tennis, F.O.E vs baby Zverev>slam champ vs not a slam champ>Tabasco vs McDonaldsen>Wholys vs confirmed doper #1>Manletet vs confirmed doper #2I hope the Short King puts on a show
I'm thinking it's alcarover
>>153976736indecipherable
>>153976818What are you finding so cryptic
My neck, my back, my pusdy and majhchrzak
This guy used to have the most fearsome serve+1 on tour, mang.
alcaraz is finished (he'll win two more slams this year)
My AI is hallucinating and thinks the Cilic Zverev match already happened and Cilic won 6-2 6-4, let's see how far off it is tomorrow
>>153976736there was a time I would've understood you completely but today I only understood 1 (Franny v Danny)not sure what that indicates
Is Shitshitpas career definitively over?
>>153977448IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE LIGHTS!
>>153976736>>slam champ vs not a slam champAO should have been his. Why can't he just finish a fucking match
>Gruntchenko up firstgrim
>>153977858>¿volere?
>>153977641Kek
Time for Medrundolo
okay now this is epic
Holy KWAB
>>153978235Those hits looks kinda weak tho
comeback?
>>153978322Andrei Rublev (1966)
Finally someone held
And for the record I guessed the year that movie came out and was absolutely on the money
Time for Atmane's ceremonial choke artistry
Why is Meddy getting btfo by the greater Cerundolo?
Funny that's two straight bagels on Center Court between Tsi and Med
Fran fucking this up bigtime
>>153978552This match is ridiculous.
Retardmaxxing
Did Someone finally shoot at Lahyani?
THE Francisco Cerundolo?
Time for Felix's ceremonial choke artistry
this fucking spaghetti match
Tennis
>Room service? One Sunshine Double, please...grazi.
KWABvedev
>MEDDY IS BACK!Yeah, back to Russia. Lmao
>Fraudix
This is quite a shitty top 10, innit
>>153978861Imagining him pronouncing grazie like Brad Pitt in the inglorious basterds
>>153978913yes. now that sincaraz has been exposed its worse than shitty
>posting from Africa in 2026cringe - so last year
>>153978958African on court
>>153978913I didn't even realize Bublik dropped out
>>153978970how did this ngubu even settle on sierra leone being his african muttified nation?bet his dna test would show european and native american
>>153978958Peethiopia's AI use is very cringe
>>153979004>His father immigrated to the United States in 1993, while his mother joined him in 1996 to escape the civil war in their country.
Jakub MessingUp
How badly will Binner heem Poutet?
This nigger almost choked it
How come the pundit line is now that Alcaraz’s serve has changed to be bad? I thought like two months ago the narrative was that his serve had changed to be unstoppable? Am I going CRAZY?
>>153979409You're only as good as your last loss apparently. Carlos serves great
Like literally at Australian Open he had a “new serve”. He was being glazed in every media outlet for it.
>>153978913Its not going to get any better with Zverev and Novak gatekeeping the top 5
>>153979470Felt like the serve narrative started before that. During the USO his serve was dominant.
Just got home, what did I miss today?And what does a clay enthusiast like me has to look forward too?
>baby hindering tiafoe
nigga chocking
>>153980027Fran-Meddy was ugly but entertaining.
>>153980096bageled on a fast hard court, it's over for Medshit.
>let's FUCKING GOCode violation audible obscenity
>>1539801022nd and 3rd set featured choke offs, crash outs, spider-cam colliding with umps chair, a mto and df on match point.
>Greg Allensworth umpiringOh boy Mr. Krabs
>wake up>Meddy and Felix both lost somehowWhat a clown tournament, is Sinner next?
>>153980027>And what does a clay enthusiast like me has to look forward too?Monte Carlo looms
>>153980355Moutet couldn't beat Sinner even if he'd been in the finals of Cincinatti last year
Modric in attendance
My mom is in attendance too, unfortunately she was rooting for a shitter
>Frenchman already surrendering (cowardly dropshots)
Any Cilic ultras in?
Have I got fat lately or has Zverlingz be lookin really skinny
>Commentator: Jannik Sinner has run all over Corentin Moutet in their............ contest.............kek
>>153980901He's diabetic
>Sinner will be shaking hands with Moutet before Zverev can finish off a crippled old man
You shouldn't be allowed to lose a set/match on a double fault. Should be endless second serves*.*you're not allowed to cheese and hit a second first serve
>>153980913I need to get on that semaglutide fr
Umpire ordering the ballslaves around without so much as a please or thankye.
can Cilic do it?
Why does Moutet bitch and moan about something that happened in a millisecond
>Sinner concedes a point>the crowd goes mildYou just know things would be different if it were Alcaraz
>>153981049Commentator glazing would be enough to open a donut shop
>>153981047feel like many players do this desu
Moutet is SO fucking bad, holy shit what a scrub
>>153981161Yeah but at least he's entertaining, like a different flavour of Bublik
Korda Landaluce tomorrow. They're calling it the game of the century.Also Sinner plays again for some reason. These fucking 2 week master schedules are demonic man. Pick a lane and stick to it.Clay (real clay) (european clay) (players you've heard of) challengers the morra.
>future top 10 vs Spanish broccoli head>Le heckin Czechian vs Taylor on the Fritz>will you be my Valentin vs Auteur Fils>Tommy Martin vs Tommy Paul>Fatmane vs Tiafart>Big Mick vs Jann Ick>Ugoat vs the Francisco disco>Halys is a hard name to riff vs ZverabeticJiri vs Taytay might be good if they can both overcome their recent form
Cannot believe “Quentin Halys” is the one name you can’t think of anything for
>>153981372He just doesn't get the creative juices flowing
So it turns out Thiem's big announcement was just some fucking fantasy league thing
>>153979063Explains why he plays tennis and not basketball or football lol
>>153981745Lame
>>153981745Disappointing in his retirement like in his career
>>153982674His father was the custodian of some tennis grounds out in MD.
>Carlitos
>>153981745thought it might be a company selling buttock ruduction surgery
>>153981313>Halys is a hard name to riffMaybe some Tarantino joke?
Trembling Phallus Quentin Halitosis (should eat less garlic)<french guy >named Went in Paris Halys in WonderlandHalys through the looking classHalys in chains A Town called HalysHalys, Texas Ranger It rhymes with everything
>>153983897if he were a better player, Quentin Halyskino
Any other famous Quentin's?
>>153981313>future wimbledon winner vs NuGrug>Servebot I like vs Servebot I hate>one time wonder vs all time fraud>etch-a-sketch vs repo man>American baseliner #2937481 vs the Italian Stallion>COME OOOOONNNNN vs "haap... EHHH">flattest lefty spin in the west vs clayrat #1192984>hoh-sis vs beats your sis
Not sure about this new terrible nicknames meme desu I preferred "Player X? More like, [dumb play on words]"Now THAT was a meme
>>153983981Quentin Blake illustrated Roald Dahl's books
>>153984121Wow he was terrible at drawing.
>>153984117Try it for yourself, you may have fun even if it's not very good
>>153984125it's not the best, it's ok for drawing freakish people like The Twits
as annoying as Sinncarazerlitos can be it's still better when they're both in the tournament
>>153984117There's room for both
>>153984158and there's no Wokerbitch to fill the gap
Tennis NEEDS some challengers to the gruesome twosome. Like peak Ruud/Rune level guys where they can get to a semi and put up a fight.
>>153984198>peak RuudWe definitely don't need a 250 clay merchant with a 2-300 record vs the top ranks. His peak is literally winning Gstaad.
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