no cricket on the horizon
>>153930874Is that Mitchell ?
>>153930951Yeah back when he was an aussie
JBO (jam boys out)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWA59uzCt0G/fucking clean swing on himplays at longreef all the time, met him in the clubhouse a while back
love that there's a fresh thread for all this cricket we have on our hands
Highlanders v hurricanes 6am
it's actually 7:05 tonight lad, make sure you don't miss it!
eagerly awaiting the return of test cricket
great boulder today then went on a 2nd date which was alright she's a teetotal neek though
teetotal genny ladget on the bus x
shan'tfind it boring
boulder i hardly know her iykwim haha
>>153933436each to their own la'unironically good to see you posting again kek
do you think jamboy consciously or subconsciously chose something superior to jam when coining chutneyboy?
yea I love a tangy/spicy tomato chutney more than any sweet jam tbdesunot sure where the insult comes in
My Habs :)
CHHHUTNEYBOI CHHHUTNEYBOI WACHEW GONNA DOOO WHAACHHAA GONNA DO WHEN THE CHUTNEY COMES OUTTA YOU
my /cric/ feels a bit weird right now
>jamboy got banned againtry playing a real cricket format champ
cricket never forgetscricket never forgives
pretty sure it's just you getting btfo by the jannies because you're a psychotic retard spewing nonsense every time you post in the cricketing threadsimple as
see that's a prime example of you not contributing anything cricket related and seething at literally nothing while spouting nonsenseincredible lack of self awareness from this cunt
he would get eaten alive in /afl/
>>153934436kek btfo
pretty sure he was in /nrl/ or /afl/ recently doing his same old off-topic seething about aussiesbizarre behaviour from an adult human
>>153934706he's constantly begging for attention i don't think he's got any mates
>>153934713he even followed us into the bloody baseball threads because /cric/ was completely ignoring his non-cricket dogshitembarrassing
he reminds them>>153851453
Lateposting but iI've never felt more exposed and offended by that comment that new sexhavers were relying on Indians. In my blunder years I had to resort to freaking Indofijians, then moved on Philippines grills and then reached a semblance of normalityNow I hate women and dont need them anymore There hasnt been any real cricket for ages so offtopic posting is allowed
>>153934937Cringe if true
He hands the trophy to an actual cricket format over to a big white chad in a stadium named after himself
>>153934994chat is this real?
>>153934955i dated an indonesian woman and now i'm married to a white woman with blonde hair and blue eyes who is carrying my child
>>153935068>who is carrying my childnot sure m8 you tell us
why yes I am wearing my Astros hat
more like Trashtros kek gottern
>>153935068Indo girls can be tiny, well done for not breeding her
>>153934937I'm starting to believe.
the mental disintegration of jamboy by the chad chutneyboy
Quince paste man me
don't get the chutney thing
>>153935795no one doeshe's just retarded and quite literally can't handle the bantz
>>153935795I have literally no idea what he's on about.
anything better than going back to mumsa's for dinner and she sends you away with a bunch of fresh preserves.
early knock friday
>>153936133chutney boy, chutney boy!
*be's "mentally zutted" by non-stop australian success in cricketing*
If T20 came first and someone tried to pitch test cricket to you, you would think they were an autistic moron. Accept that T20 is the better, more real format. Stop being blinded by nostalgia.
if the ordering was flipped it would be ODIs first, which would be seen as a natural and logical improvement to reduce the insanely high variance in t20 results and would be embraced as a sweet release from the meme of t20then people would say that ODI is good but they would wish for even more as too many good innings would be brought to an end by the over restrictionfinally the first test match would be played ushering in a golden age of cricket
I simply would never have been a fan of T20 """"cricket"""" to begin with, so the argument is invalid.
>>153936326What a weird take. Why is variance a bad thing. Why is T20 seen as a "meme." In the NFL playoffs it doesnt matter if you are undefeated, if its not your sunday and you lose youre out. March madness is the same way, you get one game and thats it. Variance is exciting. Why do you need to play for 5 days just to prove who's better. Prove it in 3 hours like every other sport. I get its more objective but that doesnt make it more exciting. Granted I have never watched a test match but that shouldnt make my opinion any less valid. Accept that T20 is superior.
Reminder we don’t read posts that aren’t 3 lines or less
it's kinda crazy to think there hasn't been a single cricket match played this year and it's almost april
there was the new years test but yes, your point still stands
best thing about T20 is telling everyone I'm not watching it
packing for Madeira
stop shitting on /hoc/
zoo slam pigs are on /crug/
a canadian girl touched my willy once
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>India wins the World Cup (again)>convicts engshittrrs and peewees ran away into luckswing threadsThey give it outThey can't take it back
saffas use to be good at grigget :\
Bapu of (((those))) who give it out but can't take it back
>>153936805theyre the reigning world champs champ
we give out the jam and you take it back to your family
>play a Hindu /strongmind/>beat shitheap convicts and win the WTC after decades of c*tholICK choking*whistles Hanuman Chalisa*
Let me up on the standAnd let me kick out the jamYes, kick out the jamsI want to kick 'em out
>>153936792chutney bros... they are laughing at us
CONVICT CHUTNEY GIRLIN A CHUTNEY WORLD HITTING SIXESCHAI'S FANTASTICYOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIRDO AARTI EVERYWHEREIMAGINATIONKAMA SUTRA'S YOUR CREATIONCHALO [ELLYSE] PERRYLET'S GO HOLI
>>153937040Holi'ed
Phoebe Litchfield
wouldnt mind jamming my boy into her iykwim haha
surely he's getting paid to do this right?no one can be this obsessed and have such a complete absence of shame without financial compensation it's a fucking cricket thread on 4chan for fucks sake kek, who is all this effort for?!
>>153937763haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
Imagine being a poo lmao
imagine being shit at t20 :O, Can't even begin to fathom how humiliating it must be
muh boiii
>>153937868>entire site hates indians>spends all his energy trying to exact revenge against the posters in the one general on the site where indians at least have some topical relevance
>>153933984chOooOoooonnice one, random enigmatic passerby!
greg
yes lads 10 minutes till the weekend
love bouldering even more after yesterday
https://youtu.be/uGIStAkceZ0?si=4Cre_BFvZYlKbkawgot off with a fat german in an auckland nightclub dancing to this once. good times
i once fingered hex in a munich nightclub
who is hex
My Thai gf is mad bc I’m watching anime
>>153941311corrr is that a cheeky old fashioned? one of me faves that
>>153941242get in
disco?
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind and NGE are the only /cric/ approved anime anything else is virgin freak tier
>uppity non ashes holder trying to gatekeep chinese cartoons on a kazakh dairy farming forum
https://youtu.be/m7fY-WZH8Po?si=A9LHNTJFpUOTuJdD
>>153941324Nah just rum and coke I’m fucked
are you aussie?
https://youtu.be/kYZyt-YcULU?si=TkB7UCiSDQ3JiHIFstudio version of this gonna slap hard
wish I was in Bristol watching geese this weekend, gonna be pure vibes I'll settle for Madeira instead though
im going to the moon im going to the moon im going to the moon im going to the moon pretty nice tune zachy m8
it's that mid section thats beautiful cameron winter has this uncanny ability to write vocal melodies, almost out of nowhere
used to love this shit band from leeds used to think the drummer was cutewouldnt get away with a name like forward russia these days mindhttps://youtu.be/SriWLxEGrY8?si=R-QL3pshQissk1H_
thats not a great photo... neither is this i was young...
first for /hoc/
>>153941931
go bruins
>>153941962they're shit m8
>>153938982the term jamboy seems to have also broken sebbo
>>153941242It was Bungalow 8 wasn’t it.
>>153941971ur shit
>>153941992god i can't remember it was very dark i have this photo from a roof top thing then we did a few pubs and ended up at the nightclubit was pretty empty big maori scary bouncers
>>153942105that looks like 2008 - at the latest it wouldve been 2012 because thats when national bank merged with anzyeah no one goes out in auckland cbd, youll get jumped by a bunch of fobs jumping out of a sole trolley
>>153942154back when i was young free and happy
YOU WENT DOWNYOU WENT DOWNNNNNYOU WENT DOWNNNI'm going to the moon
welshie weaklings playing any sport this weekend then?
name a better tarq band than keane https://youtu.be/Bndf5HBylj8?si=89qa-HbNhDdwgjOD
the fact that farage has recently shown huge bigotry and prejudice against wales only proves that these people are in fact welsh (black)
basketball shoes is probably the best piece of art a bunch of tarqs ever put togther
>
yeah mate, exit is indeed that way >so YFO yourself
>>153941980
imagine unironically voting for farage lol would sooner vote restore than reform not that I will be voting btw
>>153943539yeah but only the live version
Based Viv
>Britshit hours
it's actually been long enough now that i'm a little worried about zachyi don't miss him, but i hope he's ok
im alive doing 20mm max hangs across yorkshire
>Chuck Norris doesn’t play T20 cricket. T20 cricket finishes in 20 overs because Chuck Norris already batted once.>In T20, powerplays last 6 overs. When Chuck Norris bats, the powerplay lasts until he feels bored.>Strike rate isn’t measured for Chuck Norris, it’s measured in damage per over.rip spacecowboy ;-;
>chuck Norris doesn't do 20mm max hangs >diesmany such cases
quite an evil gimmick desu because it cant be disproved
got the fat yank worried
sebshit's not fat... he's obese lmao
>>153944701kek tubby btfo
*runs away to quasi-Africa to avoid the om court beatdown he asled for*
>>153944701Oh nononononono GOTTEM
>>153943809I'm a RB member. You should vote for us.
vote for RB, not those other traitors RB
Moana v crusaders in a bit
reckon crusaders winning this oneWaratahs blues up next
Mouldy blue cheese and chutney on a good cracker or some crusty bread how good!
I see the warriors won again. Cool.
>>153944701bodied that freak
my blues are LOSINGreeeeeeee
>>153948867we're classour year
someone was spotted reading a book at the geese gig in Bristol
so…um…ya.. finna be resurrecting the ‘sco sesh later today if anyone is interested x
where the hell were you last night
how long until cricket returns
tcb fellatelegraphed me absence yonks ago x
>>153949240nz vs ire tests in May
Cricket resumes when the Indian, that is Bharatiyan, Premier League starts
>>153949276buhBUHBBBBASEED
Blues are so back
punters at glammylad's friday disco are a bit like glammylad at a pre-agreed zachy meetup. completely missing lmao
>>153949286based
>>153948867Up le wahs
>>153949289same guy innit
hungy for a good Indian lunch nglnaan and paneer palak corr
keKkk
>2026>Doesn't own RMsAre you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?>b-but they're for private school boysAnd? Is there anything wrong with looking rich and successful?>they don't match my clothes!!!They should, as long as you're not under-aged and you don't dress like shit>they're.... THEY'RE EXPENSIVE!!!Why don't you earn more money, fucking peat-gavel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ptXZCf61oModern day triumph. insane tune. daughters but not rapists
umm…moar of a Audemars Piguet kinda fella me personelly ngl tobeeyatch
finna be takin me R1t for me first scheduled maintenance appt next weekama
the ordersome redditesque selections I'll be the first to admit (e.g. the pogues)
lgm**moneybagsla
on the way to porter house de lads
me¿ just perusing deals on the ‘ol discogs ngl xhttps://youtu.be/hL2c3d4wbRU
2nd orderhonestly just impulse selections to justify the shipping cost for slates ama
do you discogs¿
never listened to marshall suite. could be good but being a fall album from the 90s it probably isn't.
diggin it fella ngl x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_94X9wcickinsane. enormous. of significance.
https://youtu.be/CAHbSAJjTls
wow more /mu/ slop from 2011just need spaccy to come in and claim how he's recently discovered unwound now lol
for me, it's geese
already listened to in rainbows not listening to geese
tcb here
what u making sebbo son
light early spring wake up dose for me orchard fella x
nice cow dung seb
egggxactly x
>>153950218moar liek poofter house ya¿ aaammmiiirrrite? haaaa…alri x
is this the thread for people allergic to interesting sonics?
I liked his werehog form though
GOTTEM
>>153949035>its tiem let’s get the show on the road ya¿https://youtu.be/Jxz_GCAP8CU
>>153953136lol
>>153953661https://youtu.be/RclI1dg02VM>>153953679heehee x
>>153953755https://youtu.be/i-5maiuaInE
>>153953877you really love deep delays and heavy reverb
>>153953877>>153953970…yh tis is my ground zero fella xhttps://youtu.be/8uYWNACGUU0
>>153954074https://youtu.be/CX5G23mnG38
>>153954233https://youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzgfín x
fuck id kill for some real cricket right now
>cric disco
>>153950192>Refusedgreat album
>>153956115>crisco
https://youtu.be/vKrE16ckFzo?list=PLs9zwqXsceUitQ5sQbL7f95JwbwOjo_D2
https://youtu.be/Tn4zTsk4Us8?list=RDEMtpskUC2Y-2JKVNkILlMEKw
>>153951742typical jeet innit lol
>>153949724Corr luvza gud palak paneer got some homemade chilli paneer n pizza tonight>>153953136BODIED THAT CHUTNEY BOY
jam boy thinks chutney boy is some great reply but it's a simple 'no u', just copying the original meme - the worst part is it just sounds like yet another insult for a pajeet KEK
>chilli paneer AND pizzaIs this a good tactic? gaining weight so that theres more surface area to be covered in jam? any other jam boys tried this?
>chutney boys got the post about them reeking of mouldy cheese deletedMentally zutted. Oh well guess that happens when yer gay pedo stepdad diddled you
/hoc/‘s penguins are getting no help from other teams ):
what happened to /cric/ is quite funny (sad) when you think about it
>>153959950What happened?
>>153959966if you think about it, you'll realise.
>>153959950only an issue because its not cricket season any morewould be drowned out when all the blowies are here
I don't like cricket. https://youtu.be/3OvXL9R7Ifs
currently drinking: a long black
binpoo weakmind could never handle hard drugs
bit grim jam boy has spent 10+ hours on /cric/ every day for the last 6 months or so. certainly wasn't this addicted to this awful site before
>>153960132the only way to have coffee really
maybe if you dont like things tasting good
the wife likes long blacks too iykwim haha
>>153960536your opinion is shit and most of your opinions on other things are probably also shit>>153960547kek good one ikwym
putting milk and sugar into coffee creates the enzymes which cause cancerbugs btw
>sugarno one said anything about sugar champ
>>153960587so truehuge fan of blacks meblack coffee too
there isn't a milk on earth that doesn't contain sugar champion
I have almond milk in my coffees
>>153960635>>153960547
yeah it's the exact same jokezachy you're such a hack mate. stick to some boring comment about nz liking steaks or something you toothpick armed freak
I'm not sure which poster you think is zachy - but zachy isn't here mate. Hasn't been here for a long time.
I just drink full cream milk
stopped having milk in my coffee/tea or having cereal for breakfast. don't think i've had any milk this year. unsure if that's bad for me or not.
mr brittle bones over here
leafy greensezpz
yeah i let black men fuck mewasn't a jokebingo wings
>>153961732first believable zachy impersonation i've seen
>public holiday tomorrowbevragino?
my nan was a big highlanders supporter - do you think that's enough for me to have a legit claim to take tomorrow off?
>>153962147did someone say beveragino?
Might have a beer, with no milk in it
https://youtu.be/LNKX1u_kt2g
>>153962325are you checkup lad?
>drinking beer
what if I don't drink beer. what should I do?
>>153962518meth mostly
tried meth once and didn't like it
where does the weekend go ha ha
>jess kerrelite familyNEED to add these girls to the breeding program
>>153962797no but steven methylphenidate iykwim haha
who tf doesnt like mdma
I do but all the other door men do coke
gotta be honest - i have no idea what MDMA or YFO or BBL stands for
massive duck meat adjustmentsyoghurt free operationsbig brazilian lemons
might have a coffee soon and watch something on youtube or play some vidya or maybe even see what's on the sport channels it won't be cricket though as there's no cricket on today
>>153962925meI get really bad milly willy and have just grown to not like the feeling it givesprefer the relative sobriety of coke
>>153962912queeem QUEEM
did mycock get his century
>>153963688looks like cornwall cricket club
never tried mdma me
of all the things i've never tried - what should i try first?
having sex and then lapping a fastbowler for six
i've already tried one of those things
watching GoldenEye
I now remember Famke Janssen
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRU3N4QCepf/
Cooking up some sausages for me brekkie
off next week in madeira aren't i
test
3 short weeks in a row friday holiday then easterwohayyy
sparkling wine at breakfast here
why isnt there a team cricket?
>honestly bro, I've got a job that's why I take 50 days of AL a year and go redditering at 3pm every day
>>153964779based xenia onatopp itkwim haha
new zealand SUCK
>>153965287FOYF
>>153965230meant iykwim haha iykwim haha
Got an absolutely devastating case of mental ennui
>>153965509no shame in going to a therapist
>>153965509in less than 48 hours we'll all be dead anyway
nice knowing u criccy x
weird how one post gets deleted in 10 minutes when it mimics another post and adds golem
soooOooo true, precious
see 3rd reply ITT, fat
so..umm.. yh anyway… za for lunch x
sausage rolls for me
banana muesli and top gear
/crICK/
>>153972801she was right all along
let us be hocCHAD
Covid was very important for me. It was sort of a saving grace in cricketing terms. Before Covid, at the back-end of my school career, I didn't make the teams that I wanted to and that I thought I was good enough to make. I wasn't sure if cricket was really for me or if I was good enough to play professionally or after school. And then Covid hit and it gave me a little bit of a break from the game," "And then, I worked my way up from club cricket and university cricket into the Lions B team. I got my opportunity at Lions level and an opportunity here and there and then sort of played a little bit more throughout the last two years."
If you didnt seize the golden opportunity covid was to have your ducks in a row, i am very surrey for you
>very surrey for youmore of a SOMERSET chad myself
queem QUEEM
>>153963805Parnell CC Bloodworth Park CHAD me
>>153973886>Bloodworth ParkI likely know you and that is somewhat concerning
..yh same
>>153973886>lets make a cricket club in the marshes of Hobson Bay>yeah thats a great idea
>Te Waitaramoa
Thunderwave
cricket?
>>153974645not for several months sorry fella
>New Zealand could have a franchise Twenty20 competition as early as January, after New Zealand Cricket selected the NZ20 as its preferred option for the future of the game.>New Zealand Cricket’s (NZC) board has made an in-principle decision to support the franchise competition, “subject to the satisfactory resolution of key commercial, structural, and governance matters”.>The decision means the league will now work to be up and running from January 2027 for men, and late 2027 for women, to replace the current Super Smash model.
>>153974666Oh well. I will have to make due with county championship.
>>153974697reckon i might put aside a couple grand to buy a womans franchise
>>153974729Opening Day this week thoguh!
>cricket?Next week when the IPL starts
what does IPL stand for
It's Pretty Lame
Isa's primates league
Invisible panty liner
Cricket.
>>153976260Source?
>>153976260this has been debunked
>>153976260been a long time since anyone mentioned that around these parts
Had a Thai massage today
jeep tour of the island later
>>153976676beep beep iykwim haha
does anyone in here stand for anything?
i dont stand during the anthem ill tell you that much
>>153976845handel's messiah
>>153976826GOTTERNONE
see Baz kept his job despite Stokes throwing him under the bus
>>153976845I stand for the haka and the maori part of the anthem
>>153976826keknationality of the jannies is 100% locked in at this point
>>153976852kLkkkluff it ngl
ww3 postponed fellas tabla for paying attention to this matter
finna have a taco Monday eyequeem hashsaaa
Corr love tacos meenjoy fella
samex
>>153965523There is (rightly) lots of shame associated with that if one is male desu, which I amBesides, the very notion of """""mental health""""""" is patently absurd>>153965551Seems unlikely
>I-I don't care>reports every post because he can't stop seethingbased bard exposing those lies about his cousin really broke this tard's izzat for good
Far too deep in ennui to care about zachy's larping even remotely, just can't entertain any of that nonsense when I've literally (metaphorically) got the weight of the world on my humble shoulders
proto status?
>>153977645Converted to gf status under pressure but feeling very uneasy about the situation. Just had a long weekend in Amsterdam with her and she's a really great girl but I just don't know if this world is for me. Life is easier as a lonely humble volcel, that's for sure
glad to hear fellasavings status?
>>153977695Why the FUCK are you glad to hear about my deep mental anguish Sebbo me old china?Savings status generally moving in the right direction, think we're up to about £260-270k now. However landlord has raised my rent by £100pcm and this whole having a gf thing is financially sub-optimal (had to spend €180 on her birthday ffs) so there's going to have to be some penny-pinching to balance the books
Watched Train Dreams (2025) yesterdayVery good filmA poignant study of ordinary and humble male grief
>Sacking head coach Brendon McCullum after England's Ashes debacle would have been the "easy thing to do", according to England and Wales Cricket Board chief executive Richard Gould.>McCullum, director of cricket Rob Key and Test captain Ben Stokes are to remain in their posts despite the 4-1 Test defeat in Australia, a tour blighted by poor planning, substandard performances and off-field issues.>Gould was speaking alongside Key at Lord's on Monday, discussing the findings of a review of the tour.>"I've seen the driving ambition and determination that we're lucky enough to have within our leadership group to take the lessons from the Ashes and move forward," said Gould.>"These are all individuals that have got other things that they can do in their lives. They are all committed to doing the best for England and to learning the lessons that are evident."ahahahahahahahaha
is vegemite more of a jam or a chutney?
>train dreams>hamnetkieslowski's bleu shot on digital and watered down for the netflix audience. the acting’s solid in both though.
aren't you dead turkbro
maybe. I don't know. not really.
>>153977807Nice one.
cricket is officially deadhttps://www.nzc.nz/news-items/nz20-named-as-preferred-t20-option/
im watching a beautiful mind
prime jennifer connelly cannot be beat
>Sri Lanka cricketer Dasun Shanaka JOINS Rajasthan Royals as replacement for Sam Curran.>Shanaka OPTS OUT of Terrorist Super League to join IPLReward for KTFO of shitheap convicts from the World Cup
>>153977760just glad to hear things are on the up and up with the proto my guy. MmmmmmmmmmEnnui, schm-ennui… it’s all fleeting anyway. best move is to grab the present by the balls and run with it innit x
>>153978686this is true
someone needs to tell ben stokes about 3lol
>>153978359>Cricket Australia chief executive Todd Greenberg remains confident the BBL is well positioned to expand internationally despite an offer to New Zealand for inclusion in the T20 league from 2028 being rejected on Monday.>With the New Zealanders instead forging ahead with their own franchise version, Greenberg said that “history will be the judge” whether the Kiwis have made the correct call in shunning the offer.lol
>>153978910this is good many such casesneed nissanka as well
>>153979931>3 months>not 3 yearswhat a wimpy twat lmoa
>>153980108they all enjoyed pummeling the 2nd tier nations they played before the ashesreality checked thoughbeit
>>153980115strewth
>Retained captain Ben Stokes issued an X-rated rallying cry on social media that said “I F*****G love cricket, I F*****G love this team, I F*****G love being England captain and I have got so much more to give to this role and I’m so happy that I get to do it with Baz and Rob.”uhh.... lads.. is ben ok?
>>153977788umm..might ngl tabla x
>>153978359> Puketapu
>>153980407shes got a hot daughter thoughbeit
Howling
>>153978955Wouldn't necessarily say they're on the up. Suppose they are for her>>153980345It's too profound to be concerned with the base pleasures of sex drugs and rock n rollPositively Malickian (but also better than anything that arthouse hack ever did)
>and I have got so much more to give-ACK!>BAZ MY HAMMY'S GONE AGAIN
had a dream last night that baz mccullum went on a shooting spree of cops in aucklandat one point I talked to him about his final century and he thanked me by giving me a pistol, which I took as being a gift but later realised was probably an invitation to join inhe ended up getting a jet somehow, but it was slower and less equipped than the army's so he got shot down
>>153978359>>153979948>Cricket Australia chief executive Todd Greenberg>Greenbergevery time
>>153980309that's the best they could come up with to paint it as X-rated? that's tame as shit
well then. what should he have said if he wanted to be adequately x-rated in your eyes?
I for one was positively scandalised with the use of that sort of profane language
>>153979948Lil bro bros our response?
>>153982159'thanks but no thanks, champ'
>Thanks but we'd prefer to sellout and make a quick payday
>NZ """"Cricket"""">quick payday
Mumbai AcesDelhi FirebirdsKolkata KnightsSunrisers CanterburyPunjab VoltsChennai Super Stags
for me it's the Hindu Strongminds
>>153982595their rivalry with the Britjeet Jamboys is unrivalled.
keks all round
>2hrs till Auckland is wiped away by a TsunamiKek it's gonna look like the Ganges once the tide goes out.
>>153982377more like a quick pooday
meanwhile in aus, NSW is the only state not budging on privatisation instead putting forth>an alternate self-funding model predicated on wagering optimisation, improved sponsorship, increased ICC distributions, and general cost-cutting.
me when i reminisce about the good old days when cricket was on
guess I'll just have to rewatch Real Housewives of the Big Bash League
>>153982920lawncunt's missus used to star in that every night
wonder what zachy is doing these days
probably falling of non-asterisked v4s as always
>>153982961in madeira
>>153982961 spitroasted by 2 Portuguese blokes
more like the iqueerian penisula
>>153983399GOTTERN
might go Sri Lanka in Mayfamilys going, wasnt planning on it since they havent shouted me a trip in like a decade but its an easy trip where I dont have to jerk off in /cric/ about itineraries etc
>>153983399kekkkKk took me a minute ngl >>153983525highly recommended destination, one of my favourites ngl
>>153980610GOTTEM>>153980612keKkkk>>153982837same
fuck up sebbo
I suppose maderia is a good place to go if you wanna go somewhere that looks far away that isn't nowhere looks like it in Europe really
The b2b World Cup winning Hindu /strongmind/ marches onJai Hanumanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETFvQonfV8
think I'll go max out the hotel lat-pull down machine for 20+ reps later
>>153982837me when
>Kal Somani, an existing shareholder in the Rajasthan Royals IPL team, has taken over the franchise, acquiring the Jaipur-based outfit for approximately USD 1.6 billion. Times Group, which was also in the fray, finished a close second in the bidding raceKek that like half of stinking terrorist paki's forex
>>153983525lmao you want to be bard so badly you're even copying his holidays now. also, isn't it a bit odd for a bloke in late 30s to be going on holiday with his family? mummy bought your flat and now she has to buy your holidays too?
>Ben Duckett pulls out off £200,000 IPL deal in bid to save England Test spoti'm shocked that ppl only ever played in the street shitting league because of the money
resident britcel is getting increasingly virulent ngl fellas
>>153984012kekkkKk
chucked a sickie. today those doors are gonna have to hang themselves.
>>153984155no im paying for it, as I said, they havent paid for my holiday for probably a decadethe idea of holidaying with them is enticing because I normally only see them twice a year and I actually like my familydo you not have a strong family dynamic? that's usually an indicator that you're a poor
>>153985914see>>153985123
I don't actually believe cricket is gone forever. It'll come back when we need it most.
schrödinger's cricket
the trouble is, no one actually needs cricket so I fear that day will sadly never happen
kind of cooked ngl
>>153985506dodgers play at 11amrest up x
>>153985914to be fair when i posted that the flags didn't load properly and i just assumed you were zachy from your posting style. might have got it wrong, i admit
>>153986347zachys ded but lives on in all of us
just like are Zacky to be in other men
talk about cricket
havent even announced the teams for the next series mate (its in may)
>>153986495no but cricket's in may iykwim haha
walking to bouldering
Tix bookedHad to use the pooslime ticket jewBut got it at 70% price thoFan of this artist so making the trek to ol' Bristol
wanking to women bouldering
cricket was a failed experiment desu
>Jonny Bairstow has criticised the England set-up, suggesting they need to bring "the care back in the game".>"You need the care back in the game," Bairstow said.>"It is OK saying people care about things - no they don't.>"If you are in the system, you are in the system.>"As soon as you are out of the system, you are out of the system.">"I feel for people like Woody. I feel massively for him.>"He bowls at 95mph and is expected to just come in having not come off the back of any overs.>"There is no wonder he has got injured. He has not been done right in my opinion."Lmao another classic tale of engshitters utterly despising each other.ITT we thank the Indian, that is Bharatiyan, Premier League for taking care of their cricketers and familiesTYBIPL
thanks jam boys
>>153984520jamboys in shambles
Melie would make the starting XI of any team in the world (mens teams included)That is a fact.
>>153988682in jambles*
>>153988697
>>153988787comfortablecaffeinated
golfed today. first time in a couple of weeks. just 9 holesweird round. no pars. 3 birdies 3 bogeys 3 doubles
sounds like the irons werent on today, probably putted alright once you were actually on the green
had the flu for a while. these fever dreams feel like a direct feed out of enter the void.I'll have water for breakfast.
you have to strike whilst the iron is hot, as they say.
obviously you're not a golfer.
>>153989077who is "they"? who is saying that?
take some time to just chill and let your body rest tb
so nz won AGAIN. it's getting ridiculous actually
garn bedhttps://youtu.be/JYHpAP08Ius
feel better Turkbro
Tufnell has been running hard defence for Baz and KeyStarting to get to the point where I want whats best for english cricket more than their pundits
i think what english cricket really needs is more new zealanders
the "mens" "cricket" is "on" "now"
>>153989505listening on 1332 as its the last "game" of the "season"
Imagine if someone tried to start a discussion about tag ruby on /rug/ they'd laugh him out of the place yet here on /cric/ people just meekly put up with t20
Nobody is even talking about it, schizo
tag rugby is more of a sport than t20
>>153986347happens to the best of us fella all good ya>>153985960>>153985123behave x
>tag rugbyyou mean touch rugby?
same ting
Business idea: touch cricket
>>153989694Its more touch league to be fair
>>153989694>could be rippa rugbymore proof of UK noncery
>>153988682finna ankle that lucrative midget throwing dosh
Imagine BEING a POOImagine LOOKING like a POOImagine SOUNDING like a POOImagine THINKING like POOImagine LIVING like a POO>No cricket going on
just checked the scorecard on cricinfoi've never heard of 6 of our players lmaot20 really is a fake sport
>>153989824SA coach literally said this series wasn't international standard kek
Only New Zealand player I recognise is Redditsham so I think that confirms that T20 isn't really cricket
T20 has never been international standard, purely exhibition level 'entertainment'
>new zealand need 35 runs in 2 balls
>>153989961>'tators still trying to keep the coverage hype
>>153989824>>153989910>sir, a second substandard quality NZ v SA series has come into existenceat least this was hit & giggle and not Test
>>153990043Nice catch, whoever that is
nice T20 World Cup trophy team Bharath, whoever you’ve included in it and whoever you defeated
>>153984012read Warnie’s family gets 3.5%
mug of mulled wine would be nice right now. I'll just have some herbal shite.
https://youtu.be/PS7l6vMErdU?is=-ua4n3iTR5kJc80ywish I had been at this gig after a city Bloc fire on wall sesh
german boomers are the ultimate NPCspete and bas in benidorm holiday better than retired German engineers in madeira in some ways desu
sister said my arms are massive
>>153988874you shouldn't be allowed to play golf legally
kale channe ki chaat for lunch bla x
> the flat is evil and full of cavalry and Calvary>And calvary and cavullrrryyyaaa
Wales vs Bosnia world cup play off tomorrow night lads, beers in the fridge... friday off toil im ready... zachy its on 24C for watch along
not into diveshit, sorry basically the t20 of sports
football is THE sportit is by definition the purest sport
Who here /jpl/?
the only jpl I watch is the jamboy premier league
MY bushrangers finna win the shield today
mehgot a slurry of chutney boys lined up for the ‘plreckon he CHICKENED out and missed out on making bank. have fun pretending to get better in ur test preparation camp many such cases>inb4 ’pl is not cricketey enufumm..twas good enuf for Warnie innit>>153990096>>153984012twas and is good enuf for>abd>boultetc etc innit
>>153991431chOoooOoonnncaVULreeYUHH
lmao german (athletic) genetics continue to trigger this welshie weakling. nobody even mentioned us you toothpick armed freak
u tell em sista
>>153993924sebbo seethin over the jamboyPL is funnygood 'mick actually, genius stuff
>seethin’umm..yh nh jus a bit of réponse sèche for têt a there innit ¿ tabla for ur attention to this matter x
>>153994075téte a tete*
>>153994075no youre not actually seething, just a mick with some kick innit xyou wouldnt actually take the jamboyPL seriously
moar of a peanut butter kinda fella me ngl x
I see that Francis train guy now has a TV show
>>153990791why would golf be illegal?
sometimes I wonder what life would be like if the classic one dayer (50 overs for each team) was the shortest format of cricket
I think the shortest format i would accept watching is 40 overs each
i'm prepared to accept a number much lower than 40, say two each but its innings not overs
>>153988787She heated that cuppa' chai by reflecting lightrays off her 6head
>>153996209lmao you got her good with that one lad
>>153995988based riddler
if you find the hidden immunity idol on the pitch you're immune from loosing wickets for 1 over.
I'll loosen your wicket m8.
You guys do realise the afl season is in it's 4th week now right?
this is a Wahs genny mate
>>153997043based
>poounion
u wot m8
my bushrangies
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