>rugbyMogged by Blackcaps and Springboks>cricketMogged by India>footballJust there for comic relief >boxingLel no>hockeyMogged by Nederlands and BelgiumThey are only good at sports they made up and no one else plays like AFL or rugby league
>>153936792AFL mogged by Americans
>>153936823
>penal colony>still can't stop commiting crimesERA
Jamboy is FUMING kek
>>153936792Can see right through this one champ
this is the most chutney of threads
>haven't won a rugby World Cup this milleniunFRADULENT
Also>tennis>best player is a perma crippled Malaysian muttOh dear irrelevnt for decades now
>>153936792>pom describes himself but says 'Australia'good laugh
>>153937011De Minaur is Spanish m8
>>153937127>de QF champKekkinakis
the heat is finally coming off >us
>>153936792I smell a jamboy
>>153937180Losing to yanks repeatedly is embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as getting KTFO out of a World Cup by starving Africans
>>153936792>mfw the current black caps are so bad at cricket that people think they must be a rugby team
For context to our international friends, all England care about in cricket is the ashes which we play 1v1 once every 1.5 yearsThis is what not winning that for over a decade does to a mf
>>153936792literally the most overacieving sporting country in the world based on population, sybau faggot
>>153940020*ahem*>>153936973
Ummmm, aren't we forgetting something?
>>153936792Which British invented sport caused this seething post this time?
*googles who currently holds the ashes*
>>153941188>>cricket>Mogged by IndiaNevermind missed that part
Uh please don't refer to our Western territory in such disparaging terms.
>>153941177>proves the point of this thread
>>153936792Australia literally carries world sports, every single code would have died out without Australians bringing our passion and incredible athleticism to elevate it to new heights.The English provided Geoffrey Boycott, who blocked every single ball, sometimes accidentally scoring a run.
>>153936792aren't they a swimming superpower?
>>153950011They are. They've had world champions in many sports and have several GOATs including the GOAT of GOATs.
>>153936792Australia has never won the aussie rules world cup
donald bradman is still statistically the greatest athlete to ever play a team sport
jam boy
>>153950011>swimmingDivide all medal counts by 4Then by 10
>>153950717Fraudman
>>153936792
>the hourly shitjeet flag and greentext threadand he does it all for free. truly the jammiest of boys - now go fetch my clubs
>lost the Asia Cup to glorious NipponLoserstralia
>>153959928nobody in australia knew this was on
Rugby league hegemon
Australia has a good sporting culture but their bizarre anti intellectualism(just compared them to New Zealanders) really prevents them from achieving greatness.
>>153960414Eleborate on anti-intellectual
>>153936792>cricket>Mogged by IndiaLMAO no.
>>153950717That's Sir Donald Bradman to you.
>>153960525not hard to understand mate. he's saying you're all extremely dumb lol
Ausfailia
>>153960414you think aussies are dumb but kiwis are smart?
>>153936792Just watch how conspicuously indians will try and sneak themselves into these kinds of posts
>ausfailia