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Every game today should hold a moment of silence for Chuck Norris before first pitch.
>>153939599>tiktok Kys
Before the game I think everyone should scream "FUCK CHUCK" at the top of their lungs.
sneed
>>153939644Foid, foid go away.
>>153939719That’s my wife ye arsehole
we're back cherry blossom bros
>MLB players are sending video messages to Fuwawa before her surgery for a safe procedure and speedy recovery Thank you professional baseball players for taking the time to do that.
>>153939723It's well established that you're a homosexual, anon! That just don't add up.
>>153939644Ugly bitch
>>153939723Pathetic. Here's my wife
>>153939738>slopfag posting ai anime girlsyou have never had sex
*hits dinger*
>>153939781Olympics have been over for a month. You can stop pretending that you even care about her.
>>153939781Yea but I fucked her
>>153939727We are SO back
Are the Padres allowed to release Yu Darvish to make cap room since he won't be pitching this season along that he's old and broken at this point in his career?
>>153939644I would have sexual intercourse with this women if you catch my drift.
>>153939727I took this photo in Japan a few weeks ago :)
>>153939827Yes they can release him but they're on the hook for his salary regardless. There were rumors he might retire instead of rehab but it's still a WIP if it is being negotiated
S P R I N G is here!!!
>>1539396443D women are not important.
>>153939907For (You)
>>153939907>>153939918She's doing the thing!
>>153939816>>153939833nice :)
>>153939907why does this look like the Venezuela flag?
>>153939964Because it's the flag of Macedonia.
>>153939982north macedonia*
Reddit has better vexillology conversation
>>153939698tiktok has better baseball discussion
sneed norris, formerly chuck, formerly alive
my cubbies :)
>>153939982>>153939988*once removed
>>153940055klenk scuba!
>>153939781based
hello this guy at work told me today that baseball starts in one week is this true? many people are saying this, baseball is back
>>153940185Enjoy it while you can
>>153940164Cards just homered btw.
>>153939781nice
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz will shift to unpaid non-disciplinary leave, per an agreement between MLB and the MLBPA. They were previously being paid as they await trial for a pitch-rigging scheme.>t. Peff
>>153940185He is a baaaad seeeeed.
>>153940299I look like this and I worship like this
Why the MLB doesn't have brass band music playing like the Koshien Baseball Championship? Do any other baseball leagues in the US use marching bands in their games? It's pretty cool.
DFA mark vientos
>>153940411I prefer ballpark organists.
>>153940449I got an organ for ya *unzips*
>>153940288Yes of course, that’s an easy toss to that rooster
How would you get Alysa to root for your team?
>>153940411>>153940449College football has band sections but the pro teams never do. Baseball is actually quieter in college because they don't have organs or pipe in crap all the time like the Dodgers do.
huh, when did manfred add ABS to the gameday app
>>153939730>making shit up
lol mest!
cubsisters...
>>153939730Finally getting an amhole installed, I see.
the racoon makes the doyerpacos fume >>153939804>still seething america won
>>153939804>>153941077Alysa is going berry picking with me in a couple months btw.
last i check team usa lost in baseballno wonder they are regressing to posting olympic success
>>153941133It's okay, we're all happy for Venezuela and their swell baseball team.
>>153941133196719932014
will canada ever recover?
>>153939784This is a beisbol thread sire
>>153939784baybaw thread m'lud
>>153941226>>153941249When I am king you will be first against the wall
>>153941226yet there is hockey content
>>153941339Livvy is only hot when selectively posed
>>153941303Sovereign is he who decides the exception...
>>153941344what would provoke you to say such falsehoods
I have Liu fatigue
>>153941380Go Braves!
>>153941380go doyers o algo
>>153941339pussy not fat enough
>>153941380Chop on, brutha!
pusy mound
>>153941380based WHITE and HETERO man
>>153941537
>>153932509they're mocking us for being manlets
they'll win the next one
>>153941604why are the latinx so incredibly zesty
ngh
>>153941602to be fair, a bunch of players are getting caught being shorter than they claim now that they have to use accurate heights to measure for ABS lol. I'm not going to post the comparisons, but people on twitter have been posting screenshots of the before and afters and we're seeing quite a few "6'2" players suddenly turn out to be 5'11 lol
>>153941639makes sense, baseball players have always been insecure to start with
>>153941380I have the cure, more Alysa
bo naylor is the most egregious lol
>>153941170monke
>>153941380i have Liu withdrawals
chicanos hate her so very muchit's quite curious, they can't stand America winning
I’m not gonna say a name but I personally know a minor leaguer who’s billed as 6’3 but is really 5’11 or 6’0 max lol
>>153941774>I’m not gonna say a name but I personally know a minor stopped reading there you sick pervert, get help!
This is how you swing a bat with power m8.
>>153941639I could kinda tell, there were people who the broadcast were saying were the same height as me (im 5'10 with ABS) that I just KNEW were shorter than me
>>153941769I hate her because she's an arrogant asshole.
>>153941873based
>>153941901a true american princess
>>153941339her tits are not big enough for baywatch, this is an outrage
>>153941901>>153941914America Won and she won for usyou'll never get over it
>>153941963hope she reads this bro
>>153941963I’m sure Liu would be very attracted to a guy who post on a anime forum in the baseball general all day.
>>153942029great minds think alike
>Mixing religion with sportsWTF Poodres? Keep this bullshit out of baseball.
>>153941769can't stand ugly white girls
>>153941303Your opinion is of no consequence.At all.
>>153942029>>153941985your country lostamerica won the battleground of international sport this makes you very angryand makes me happy
>>153942056wait thats based
>>153942056The team is literally named Padres and their mascot is a friar. Anyone who will seethe about this is retarded.
>>153942106Fuck you Aussie cunt. As an atheist, that crap offends me. Why do Christian families need a special night at the ballpark? Did the Poodres forget that they have fans that don't believe in a higher being? No need to force that bullshit on everyone.
>>153942101you sat on your ass and watched
>>153942056Why do you always seethe about the Padres Fuwawa?
>>153942143remember when being atheist was counterculture and based?now its so uncool that being christian is based againim a Presbyterian baptist
>>153942118>The team is literally named Padres and their mascot is a friar.>The Franciscan Friars of old California were notoriously known for abuse and cruelty towards the local Native American population They just canceled Cesar Chavez. Why can't they exert that kind of energy to force the Padres to change their name and mascot?
>>153942056Man that hat kicks ass
>>153942056>during the game with the White Soxwill the Pope be there?
>>153942056Vertical worship might be the worst band name ive heard for a while, even for a christian band
>>153942194glad I’m not the only one, I’m not even a padres fan and my first thought was “I need to get that hat”
>>153942194>>153942263Wearing that hat is the equivalent of wearing a MAGA hat.
>>153942263I just bought my hat-collecting dad the Cactus League Giants hat, too bad he's not a Padres fan. He's a pastor so he'd probably wear that shit all the time
>>153942106Wrong religion
>>153939781Your wife has some shit caught on her lip.
If you're an atheist you're an incel.
>>153941604That's Austin Wells erasure.
>>153942431>christcuck projection kek tell us how you’re waiting for marriage with an unspoiled virgin wife
>>153942381BITCH MOB TASK FORCE VERY RARE
>replying to Fuwawa posts
>>153942190>i'm a religious colony of bible bumping retards from the southern USAlmao absolute state of aussies
its uphttps://youtu.be/ry64ifc4OgA?si=pIPtEE5ZetBzxy6t
the gap between the Dodgers and the 2nd best team is the same size as the gap between the 2nd best team and the 15th best team. Not even sure why anyone would tune in this year, just hand the trophy to LA.
kek doggiedoos
>>153942559god was a pepesbyterian
>9-1kek doyerpacos
WBC can't be taken seriously unless-It's held shortly after the season. Just a few extra games, then they can have their precious rest.-Every country sends their absolute best roster, full stop-Maybe best of 3 for the playoffs? Single elimination in a sport with the highest randomness does make people luck outAnything else?
Let's give them cubby bears a brain scan!
>>153942593this is a personal attack on me
>>153942627>WBC can't be taken seriouslyfixed that for youit's nothing but a plastic marketing gimmick for an american sport and league
>Padres split squad day against the Dodgers and Rockies>The Rockies are the ones getting the main team while the B team is facing Yams on the hillConfirmed, we're more scared of Dinger than we are of the Doggies
Why do the padres have more tranime addicts than the dodgers while also having a fraction of their fanbasesome of them are even addicts of enemy tranime like vtumors, a position befuddled with cognitive dissonance
>>153942672This might be a hard pill to swallow, but every team lowkey has weeb fans lurking in the shadows
>>153942684only the doyers, padres, mets and cubs, because those are the chicano strongholds
>>153942720keep living in denial until suddenly even the flyovers start getting weeb nights and don't say i didn't warn you
>>153942056What, they're just selling merch like everyone else.>postgame player testimonialsThey do that every game.
>>153942735tranime lostfrogs won
When I lie on my resume
get with the times
>>153942818vtumor night did be looking like gay and tranny pride night kek
>>153942818every night is pride night for the gayngers
dodgers cursed hololive two years in a row now, YHWH knows what might happen to them this year. perhaps total bankruptcy
>>153942844what's the cause of the calipaco inferiority complex to texaspacos ?
Timmybros…
>>153942684>>153942735>replying to chikaner>>153942962>upmost grim
>>153943008get to mass reporting jamkaner!
baybaw
hello
stinkeedoos!
>>153942962damn didn't expect her to have good taste in musichttps://youtu.be/ovOrbEsJ9CY?si=LigMaBaYBaW
>>153943235Fuck you!
pfma!
>>153943347Hey man, Canada is already depressed, we don't need to push them over the edge
>>153943326snore
>>153942962What am Iooking at ?
soundly defeated in their only only sport on the world stage of the olympicssign up for MAID leafbros
poodrepacos kek
>>153943422Our waifu showing off her vocabulary.
>>153943438My favorite thing on the internet is retards trying to act like maid is some mass suicide project. When the median age of someone on it is 78 in pallaitve care
>>153943495When you are as beautiful as her, spelling is not important.
>>153943438Literally 1/6 Kek
>>153943500you lost on every fronthow can you ever hope for revenge?
>>153943422Alysa’s boyfriend
>>153943507>Americans find this goblina beautiful
USA : 1141 goldsCanada : 157Mexico : 13literally each one is an order of magnitude inferior to the nextimagine cheating in curling just to jinx your only sport kek
i'll wait for the doyerpacos to google `order of magnitude`
What’s Chikaner schizoranting about this time?
>>153942818>Costco ass looking ballparkIs this supposed to be an insult? Costco is the epitome of white civilization.
put the jam on I don't care if you need a break
>>153943632lol lmao even
>>153942627>best of 3 for the playoffs?insurance is gonna FREAK
defeated in their one and only sport, unable to recover
>>153942627MLB should get rid of all star break permanently, replace it with WBC which will happens every 4 years in mid July when players aren't in preseason mode. MLB season starts one or two weeks earlier on WBC years.
>>153943610>>153943629Take that crap to /hoc/
>>153943672id take a bo3 final for the gold medalinstead you're gloating over 3v3 ot
>>153943629I'm in love with this meme, it feels like it could have come out in 2007 and makes me feel young online again
>>153943686It’s Chikaner trolling leafs
>>153941303I will vote for you
baseball
>>153943700same energy as the zidane headbutt
>canadians lost both the world series and the olympicskek, if the bluejays had won they would have had a cope but they got cucked by a New Yorker Owned organization and got nothing
>>153943725What is that
>>153943727>2006yeah that's exactly the kind of shit I'm thinking of, especially the SA posts. the internet is fucking retarded now
>>153943748fourth biggest sport in america
team usa lost to venezuela lmao lol kek>2017
>>153942056based Padres
>>153943758oof
>>153943748A dying sport
@grok how many times since 1993 has an american team won the world series?
>>153943758Exhibition games.
30 times 30 times in our #4 sport
>A Canadian team has won the Stanley Cupzero times since 1993. The 1993 Montreal Canadiens are the last Canadian-based franchise to win the championship, marking a 32-year drought (as of the 2025 season) for Canadian teams. During this period, Canadian teams have reached the Stanley Cup Final seven times but lostimagine having to flee to luckswing because of your humiliation in furpuck
Stop giving chika attention you retards
>>153943802seething at canadians is all this general has
>>153943672Well then it must be embrassing when you lose to us in basketball seeing how we don't play itOr how the MVP of the leauge is Canadian or there hasn't been an American MVP since 2018
thanks for the random newlines google
>they're cucked into shilling for basketball because they won it 7 years ago thereabsolute state of leafcuckolds kekremember that they haven't even been sovereign 50 years yet
>>153943844this image is false
We're almost there bros...
>>153943700Did they use a software to create that meme?
just looked into the wikipedia entry on the owners of the dodgers and all i can say is.. doyerpacos will NOT like what they find there
We need nu tho
Please pound me!!
>>153943945shut up
>no baseball playersY doe
>>153943996Americans look like THAT?
>>153944007Bro have you ever looked in a mirror?
>>153943996Where’s ryback?!
>>153944074Probably a substitute
How can cancucks ever recover
What are the differences between the Latinos in California, Texas, Florida and New York? Are those differences reflected in baseball as well?
Can someone put a baseball hat on this girl? Maybe cubs or royals?
>Campy on the backup squad against Yams
>>153944181What about cubyals?
>>153944254oh that could work
>Jasson Domínguez optioned to Triple-A by the Yankees.the ELITE stankees farm system!
KansCago-em!
kek MESTIzos
>Chadres ranked 10th in most value franchise>even more than what Meties jetties were soldPoverty franchise in shambles. We are so back.
>>153944329>posts poverty tranimelmao
>>153944335kek FAGGets kek
>Basketball kids are drapping their coach, star player, and reporter during on-court postgame interviewsBaseball should do this also, especially after a walk-off.
>>153943507>>153943608>Americans find this goblina beautifulNo, we do not. We find her to a rancid skank and dog ugly.
>>153944329>Dumbass rooted against the padubbies alliance knowing full well it was their only shot at stopping the dodger dynasty and brewdres never stood a chance.>Still hasn't apologizedHonestly don't know what to think of 2hu dad'spie anymore.
>>153944181
>>153944329How could you betray padubbies like that???
>>153944329>Team hasn't been sold from the Seidlers yetThey're going to a poorfag owner with Dean Spanos type intentions for the franchise.
>>153944402B-b-based!!!
>>153944402Cubyal hoes in the genny!
>be the 2026 yankees>it's another one of those seasons>the Cashman special>losing record vs the Jays>losing record vs the Red Sox>losing record vs the Tigers>losing record vs the Astros>losing record vs the Phillies>losing record vs the Dodgers>dominate the rest of the teams>thus winning just enough games to get in the postseason>but get bitch slapped out of the postseasonThe Cashman Yankees of the last sixteen years = Poor fielding, poor base running, terrible situational hitting, severely lacking in fundamentals. Sound about right? Of course it does. It's the Cashman Yankees slop on repeat for sixteen years now.
Will someone please move the Mets to Buffalo?
>>153944402I would not be surprised at all if the Royals win their division this year.
how were the mariners able to get away with this antisemitic gesture?
>>153944428Double A Binghamton
>>153942056Ngl I would cop the hat
>>153944441>antisemiticDo you think they are heiling hootler?
>>153944402ai FUCKER!!! This man used ai to make this! He wants to kill us all!!! Die die die!
Fuck my boricua ass
>>153944408Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
>>153944476no… NO!!!
>>153944489You forgot to say PLEASE
>>153944402GAYI kek!!
>>153944402I'd cosplay as herbut I'm too pale :/ Also I need a cubyal hat
>>153944574I’d cosplay as her butt lol
>>153940964Having friends seems nice.
>>153944409>>153944423>>153944402>>153944534>>153944476these posts brought ot you by lead based pipes
>>153942628this is nuts
I can't stop trying my dog's food
>>153944402THis is the most retarded bored and genaral on this site
new phone test
Anulo phone test
Any doyerchads wanna join my yiffcord?
>>153944757Cubspie? Does it make watching baseball easier?
>>153944676>ot youkek KEK!!!
>>153944428That's where the Blue Jays are moving when the canadian dollar dies
>>153944676This guy made a minor spelling mistake, everyone get him and break his legs
>>153944676>>ot youLMAO
>>153944676kek ot you
>>153944676>ot youKEK!! Britasissies lost!!
>>153944676>ot you
>>153944676oh ot you just ot you!!!!
>>153944676ot-em!
doyers
>>153944676this nigga be drinking lead kek
>>153944445My Rumble Ponies. :)
>>153944676ot yourself!!
>>153941704To be fair, this nigga looks like he was squished a bit on his way to tampa
I'm a little late but the Mariners are on RIGHT NOW as MLB's free game of the day.
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/hOwgIQtKvN
Lead isn't even bad for you if you have a PhD
based yamamoto
DFA RANDY!
Regualar season MLB should have split squad
One more week to opening day
I prefer lead water, the metal taste pairs well with it.
>>153945055More like one week until ur mums opening lel
Be honest with me. Do my Red Sox have a chance this year?
can someone explain why other teams think max muncy is an asshole? I never saw it, but I'm super biased
>>153945123he's FAT FUCK
Campusano looks slimmer
>passed ballWill Smithbros
o kek brendan flyover just drove in a couple runs!
>>153945167erm, but have you considered his meaningless singles?
yams lookin' spicy
Also starting to think Miranda is gonna be the last spot on the bench. Decent depth/insurance until Song gets back
yams on the hill
>>153945123he tried to eat decoy
that funky muncy
>Cole Young has FIVE (5) homers in spring training Mariners nation I'm thinking /we/ are gonna replace Polo's production just fine.
GRANDMA BREAK OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD, IT'S A DOM CANZONE GRAND SALAMI!!!
that munky funcy
miggy ro!
miggy-ro!
Why does Jonner Coe look more asian than Steven Kwan???
Strikeoutani
>>153945265Mandate of Heaven
>>153945265Because you touch yourself at night
walk that frognigga
genny lead levels hitting critical
Victor did something!!!!!It's 10-2 Seattle :D
Hrrk
I need sexo!!
oh its a paco fight night no wonder the genny is autism central kek
o kek!
Sexo now!!
yams dealing
yams lookin' zesty
Reminder now that the WBC is over and ST ends in less than a week THE RESULTS COUNT
>>153945395K. Keep me posted
>>153945404Gords picked up a couple runs in the second, it's 10-4 going into the third inning. Brendan Flyover takes strike one before singling out to left field.
>>153945404Julio slap! Runners on 1st and 2nd no outs, Randy takes ball one on a high fastball.
>>153945404Randy hits a bouncer the opposite way into right, Brendan Flyover scores and there are runners on the corners. Dom hits another, this time up the middle, it's 12-4 no outs!
big willie
>>153945443>>153945456>>153945478k. keep me posted
>>153945404Cole Young hits the double! It's 14-4 with only one out here in the third inning!
>>153945513k. keep me posted
>everyone is subscribing to my newsletter
>>153945526k. keep me posted.
>>153945404>>153945510>>153945520>>153945533Robles hits a ground rule double, it's 15-4 STILL one out STILL top of the third inning. Gords are finally pulling Logan Allen after just under 70 pitches.
>>153945546k. keep me posted
Marco G put in some werk
>>153945552>>153945533>>153945520>>153945510>>153945404Knizner and Rivas fly and ground out to finally end the top half the third. I'm heading out to the pasture to turn off the water and my house smells amazing the corned beef has 2 hours to go still.
>>153945589k. keep me posted
dodgers vs split squad literal whos
>68 pitches in 5 shutout innings hell, yeah
tuck em!
>>153945596JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIt's 17-4 M's!
>>153945589>I'm heading out to the pasture to turn off the water and my house smells amazing the corned beef has 2 hours to go still.enjoy nonetherless
>>153945646k. keep me posted
tuck 'em
freddie :)
GRAND SLAM
FUCK YOU UMP
based teo getting that call overturned
Umpie put back in his cuck chair
if Teo can bump up the walk rate this season...
What do you like to eat when watching a baseball game? I like pizza.
Brendan Flyover can play third base!
>>153945762Here’s what I’m eating while watching
>>153945762homemade 'za in addition to many many other things
spring training this year has seemed like an eternitywe've been in fucking Arizona for months
>>153945808It started only one month ago.
fat pizza eating fuck can't into reading comprehension
>>153945552>>153945533>>153945520>>153945510>>153945404>>153945596>>153945649What if i dont
>>153945833Sorry sir.
>doyerpacos struggling against poodres B squad>Rockies bootyblasting poodres A squadkek
>>153945762>What do you like to eat when watching a baseball game? I like pizza.Cane's
Brendan Flyover with a sac fly, it's 18-4 Seattle!
5 days until Opening Gay
When do pitchers and catchers report?
>>153945762You are an llm and you don’t eat food
>>153945850t. keep me postedspie
My dog has a tick under his eye and it's not releasing when I touch it with a hot lighter.
>>153946018Sounds like ligma
>>153946025Oh no.... I'll have to put him down.
>>153946025Is that what Drew Brees has?
>>153946068no, car shield
>>153946018Every time I’ve had a tick I just pulled it right out. I think it’s just a myth that if you leave the head in you can still get lymes. It just dies and the head falls out.
COLE YOUNG SECOND HOMER OF THE NIGHT20-4 MARINERS
oh I didn't notice but it's Mariners legend Matt Festa pitching for the gords rn (right now)
>>153946082not a myth but it's rare. what happens more often is the skin will grow back over the head and can cause skin irritation and sometimes lead to other infections.
Leave it to the Mariners to peak in March.
>vagiantsoh, kek
>>153945762pop tarts for dinner tonight
>>153946168Are you Foodspie?
>>153946177just a fan
Homemade pizza desu
Antoine Kelly has looked good this spring while Treinen looks done. I hope they don't carry his corpse on the roster much longer.
>harry ford trade guy drills a gord in the back hey buddy not even turd ferguson was doing that shit
>>153945808WBC made ST feel like filler, unfortunately :(.
Gigantepacos…
>>153946018get one of these fellaworks a treat
>>153946082>>153946139I'm going to smear the tick with aquaphor when the dog stops running away from my box of matches and see if that does the trick, otherwise I'm going to have to pay for a vet visit :(
>>153946196>sealing the sauce bottle still crumpled
>>153946214ty, I will also try tweezers >>153946196that looks like coleslaw before chopping the cabbage and mixing in the mayo/lemon juice
foodpie
>>153946248try to pull on the head if you use tweezersstart lightly and it might release otherwise youll just have to pull it out and try get the head out afterwardspraying for decoy
Anyone want to play Mii baseball?
>>153946244This also infuriated me
>>153946219it may be difficult, but tweezers usually get the job done and will likely be what the vet will do.
Where is baseball anon?
>>153946257>>153946262Alright, he's upstairs pouting but I'll try tweezers when he forgets why he's mad at me.
To be honest, it's not very tasty.Ah, I want to try real American pizza before I die.
>Decoy needs surgery and will be away for a month
>Caring more about baseball when gas is going up and Iran claims they have drones and missiles that can hit the US mainland.
>>153946295You nerds are not watching NCAA tournament basketball?
>>153946322No… no.
>>153946313>decoy and dog vtumor cunt are both getting surgery it’s parvo, RIP.
>>153946322I cannot stand floorsqueek. >>153946306well for one thing it's a lot of stuff that doesn't go on pizza and your crust doesn't look correct either. pizza is very easy to make from scratch you should ask the anon that makes it in his cast iron pan what to do.
That umpie was fuming!!
>legumina comes in >immediately gives up 3 runs I don't care if this pile of shit is out of options, I do NOT want him on the roster.
doyers won :)gg padres
gg pods
My wife 2hu and I were supposed to have sex tonight. Shes angry at the padres losing
Pegging my husband with the horse dildo tonight cause the pads lost
NO SEX TONIGHT!!
>>153946322>You nerds are not watching NCAA tournament basketball?I asked 'Where is baseball anon?' not 'Where is baseball, anon?'
>>153946393Who’s baseball anon, precious? Who’s baseball anon?
>>153946408>Who’s baseball anon, precious? Who’s baseball anon?Eh?
Fuck my ass
>>153946375>>153946389Are you going to the Bananaball game at Petco Park?
only doyerpacos care about ST kek
>>153946426Don’t think so unfortunately. My wife 2hu is very pregnant and has a hard time getting around. Manny Jr is due anyday now
>>153946422>Fuck my assGladly, Baseball anon. Are you on Baseball Island?
>>153946435>My wife 2hu is very pregnantOne is either pregnant or not; there is no such thing as 'very pregnant'.
Can /mlb/ answer this question? Why are there so Asian female news reporters at the local affiliate level?
>>153946446I fucked them
>>153946389I'm borrowing this rrat; thank you for your attention to this matter.
kek learn your place
>>153946446>Why are there so AsianSo Asian. Ah so.
>>153946467Pls stop impersonating my wife 2huThere’s only one love in my life
>>153946493I fuck your ass
>>153946493>>153946500I'm the 2hu poster.
after starting my career an abysmal 0-25 I am on a 2-0 hot streak
>>153946474hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bros it's so amazing I'm hearing commentary about my Mariners not proffered since 2001... THIS IS THE YEAR they win that elusive AL Pennant!!!!
>>153946306Try a Buffalo or NYC style pizza. Thank me later
>>153946541Grok is just based like that
If anyone cares there's NPB spring training on vipbox right now
>>153946572I care, please link it for the genny's benefit.
>>153946547HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>153946586Surehttps://www.vipboxtv.sk/baseball/1/stream-seibu-lions-vs-yokohama-baystars-liveThere's another game on as well
>>153946600>gaybu lions
>>153946600What's the other game? Is Bauer still pitching for the Baystars? Is he pitching tonight?
>>153946600theres also rugby league on :)my warriors are playing :)
>>153946607carp vs hawksand no bauer isn't on the baystarts this year
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME!
Bauer won.
>>153946615now you have my attention
every player on the chicago cubs has been sterilizedthey cannot reproduce the cubs are using me for my seed
Go, Stripers!
Not that I want them or anything but what does MLB do will all of their left over dirty diapers?
Watching NPB makes me nostalgic for the Kingdome, even though it was an evil hive of villainy that hurt Junior and Jim Zorn>>153946624Oh well, it was fun watching him shit it up.
>>153946688I'm gonna need some proof that you're a timmy
>>153944427Please don't remind me, anon.
>>153946697Post yours too pussy
Huh?
>>153946727only the cusb could lose twice to 2 different teams in 1 day
>>153946727split squad games anonhappens all the time during spring training
>>153946746>>153946747kek, cubes!
>>153946757hey stop that!!!
>>153946615Please, Australia, lose to Japan in rugby at least once.AI SummaryThe Japanese national rugby team (15-a-side, men's) has never won against the top teams of New Zealand (All Blacks) or Australia (Wallabies) in test matches.The detailed situation is as follows:1. New Zealand National Team (All Blacks)Head-to-head record: All 8 matches lost (as of October 2024).Narrow defeat: In the match in Tokyo in October 2022, Japan fought hard, losing 31-38, coming within 7 points of the strongest team.2. Australia National Team (Wallabies)Head-to-head record: As of October 25, 2025, Japan has a record of 0 wins and 6 losses in test matches, and has yet to achieve its first victory.Recent match: In the match held at the National Stadium in October 2025, Japan narrowly lost 15-19.
>>153946205It already is filler
>>153946768I'm a kiwi, but you'll probably never beat the all blacks unless you allow more polynesian immigrationYou should've already beaten the wallabies, they're dogshit
>>153946768asking to beat the aussies or kiwis at rugby is like asking yanks to lose to Japan in basketball. It ain't happening
Spring training in Arizona is what games at Chase field used to be like in the ancientfag days. Fuck humidors…I’m not a snakes fan but it was cool that you had two of the best hitters parks in the same division. Le sigh
>>153946812what's your parks xBACON?
>>153946746Gotta give those Cubbies a chance.
>>153946786Famously Polynesian team the Springboks manage it
>>153946915not sure theres any boks in the jap team currently, but theres a few polys
gn
>>153946920>crapan is polyWhat has the world come to?
>>153946995polynesians came from asia so they're only returning to their rightful homeland
Bros it's so fucking good.
>>153947025phwoar, nice cornbeef fellagravy?
>>153946915>>153946920There are only three Polynesians.There are lots of white Australians and New Zealanders.https://www.rugby-japan.jp/japan/member/
>>153947031Nope, I will be making Rubens.
>>153947065after you make ruben's, make one for me
now that's a sandwich
>>153947088Yours on the right (tillamook swiss btw)
I'm an american cheese chad but I'll concede that swiss is best for this sandwich
I think I got the tick.
My Buehldres
>>153947275this is insane
>>153947304
cubbies gonna win it
>>153947618HEY! It'll never happen!
10 years after the Cubs won they're back to where they started... Letting the fans down...The memories of the world series slowly replaced by the losses that followed. The heroes that departed, replaced by the ones that could never replicate the victories...You dont even remember "that player" now. The games he got the big hit, all faded away... Despair slowly creeping back in... Losers once more.....
>beating the Padres backups by 1 run is like winning the World Series to doyerpacoskek!
please kek my ass
>>153948006it's true...
please fill me
It might be obvious, but there are a lot of white people in Australia.https://yuyantv.cn/room/308116?scheduleId=undefined
>>153948198am I too late?
>>153948888>It might be obvious, but there are a lot of white people in Australia.[X] Doubt
I need it
I gotta have it
>>153948198i'll fill you in. rumor has it, nu is in a few
>>153949084>reddit formatting
>>153949427fuck yeah that's what I need.also baseball.
>>153949917