South Carolina 200Darlington
>>153944134Tanks for baking and holy fucking base OP pic related.
Good evening gents. Also, winner roll
Good evening frens!Nice anthem.
drivers only broadcast? nice
What the hell was that interview
Start yo engines!
>>153944197kino
>Bell intro music is a mid Metallica songInstant favorite Now, if Hiem rockes some Möterhead, I'll lose my shit.
Praying for total bushwhacker death. Outside of that ready for Darlington weekend between imsa running.
What did Daniel Dye say to get suspended?
>>153944274He called Muh Dook Ass a fag. More or less.
>>153944274https://x.com/LostSchemes/status/2033933092109303947
>>153944271>Darlington weekend between imsa running.Real racists literally can not lose this weekend.
>>153944280is he?
comfy nighttime truck vrooms time
Blimps are incredibly rare because helium is incredibly finite. Having one at your even is a sign of good luck.
>>153944274I think people might've been a little more lenient to him if this wasn't the 2nd or 3rd time hes done something retarded.
>>153944289>Sorry, I think he plays for the other team.>proceeds to gay voiceAND>Shitters shitting already
tone should have replaced dye desu
>>153944297According to AI, that is not a conformable stat.
>>153944297Malukas has a race rat gf
>>153944305we should tap into the national helium reserves
>>153944271how many higher league races must one participate in to qualify as a buschwhacker, according to you
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
this gay faggot should kill himself
>>153944330No, we should declare war on Israel's largest regional rival and claim rights to their helium reserves!This is the best strategy to keep the Goodyear blimp flying over motorsports events.
>>153944340Not dat nigga, but I'm saying 5?
>>153944347what if they declare war on us first?
>>153944360Bomb the shit out of them.
>>153944358so then a significant number of guys in both O'Reillys and Trucks would qualify. NASCAR ain't F1, it's really common for guys to get offered one-off or part-time rides for some shitter outfit in a higher series, maybe qualify for three races, and then get sent back down when they were driving for shop closes. should they be forced to retire because they tried to progress their career?
>>153944299If i got comfy under blankets right now i would be out before the first stage ended. Its like the perfect temp for naps outside.>>153944340Just fulltime cup guys. Most drivers that are part time are just bouncing around driving what they can, usually in backmarker equipment.
>>153944360If us as in US, good fucking luck.It's basically the equivalent of some wine mom deciding not to shop at Walmart.
>>153944368hence: Iran
>Officials' audio from nascar.com two laps ahead of FS1
>>153944376and what if they lose their ride? see >>153944370 there have been many cases of guys getting a ride in Cup, the shop going bust, and then having nowhere else to go except back down to the lower series. should they just retire?
>>153944370>so then a significant number of guys in both O'Reillys and Trucks would qualify. Like who?
Most awkward commercial transition ever lol cmon guys “see you back here in a little bit”
>>153944398I dont think you know what the term bushwhacker means anon. Its a term for full time cup guys, usually in top of the grid equipment jumping down to the lower ranks and running races. Aka Chastain, Bell and BAMF.
>Heim timeI sleep.
>>153944490bamf will put him in the wall, don't worry
>>153944530The only acceptable BuschwackerPlease do not ask me to justify this
>>153944416Spencer Boyd has had 50 starts in O'ReillysDaniel Hemric has had 200+ starts in Cup and OR combinedKris Wright 34 starts in ORChrism Ecks 30 starts in ORRicky Stenhouse JrRoss ChastainKyle BuschConnor Mosack 34 starts in ORCarson HocevarChandler Smith 73 starts in ORJosh Resume 35 starts in ORTy Majeski 13 starts in ORBen Rhodes 10 starts in ORDaniel Dye 48 starts in ORJustin HaleyJH Nemechekover half the full-time drivers in Trucks this year would qualify as Buschwhackers by your metric. this isn't counting one-off guys and part-timers. >>153944429I know what it means. you have repeatedly used it in past threads to refer to anyone from an upper series having a start in a lower series, regardless of the drive or their skill. I think I remember you at Daytona calling Stewart's start Buschwhacking. what is your arbitrary distinction for a 'top level' team and driver? who should and should not be allowed to participate? when they start to lose their edge as they get older, does the qualification change, or are they still disqualified even if the last time they were competitive was 20 years ago?
Oh i know this post style, its the disingenuous shitposter from the indycar threads. Post hidden and back to enjoying vrooms.
There's the crooked dick pill commercial again
>everyone who disagrees with me is the same personI don't even watch indycar, take your meds
>>153944556Yeah, nah.You're still wrong, man.
>>153944624So, yeah...
>>153944296Super Taikyu has its opener tonight after truggs too
>>153944632cope. it's always been this way, it's the spirit of NASCAR. I'm sorry you're a tourist whose expectations weren't met, but NASCAR ain't F1. there has NEVER been a "rookie ladder" system, by design. you can't even name a fulltime Trucks or Oreillys driver you support.
What happened with Ben Rhodes? Didn't get much of a replay at the track. Assume tire went down
>>153944659>copeSelf report
>>153944667Yeah tire blew up and into the wall.
CHUCK
didn't expect to see a little Chuck Norris tribute on the broadcast, RIP
Absolutely gigabased Chuck Noris memorial moment.
>>153944678Feel like the Fords had that last year too jej
>>153944683Double self report.
>>153944669>no unot how that meme works, amigo>ducks the question againyou don't even like Trucks or O'Reillys, do you? you just like bitching about Buschwhacking like it's 2006 in an attempt to fit in.
>>153944712>not how that meme works, amigo It already has.
Debris on the backstretch.
Look at dem truggs
So if they’re gonna run full screen commercials during Greek flags anyway why the fuck we need stage cautions for
Why do they have ross listed as a Toyota? Isn't niece a Chevy team?
>>153944734To run more commercials.
>>153944721what do I have to cope about? you're the one crying about Buschwhackers (and curiously never discussing the actual race or any drivers you like), I'm happy with what I'm watching. you have my permission to project your seethe again
>>153944747CUTEUTE
>>153944747Why is her head so big
>>153944747the switch to indycar was rough on her
>>153944707>complaining about anime on Yotsuba Channel
>>153944744>what do I have to cope about?Being objectively wrong.The truth is expressed simply. Cope requires extensive explanation.
>>153944737he's definitely driving a chevythere's a bowtie on the nose
>>153944774how are ya enjoying the race?
>>153944768Yeah, a lot of good folks crashed out on that. >>153929106
>>153944779So far, I'm happy it's been mostly green.I'm not excited to see Chastain leading, but if NASCAR has taught me anything more than every other series, it's that the last lap is the only one that matters.
>>153944783meanwhile >our reporters keep aging like fine wine
>>153944820good to see you've found a way to cope with Buschwhackers in the field.
>>153944837I want to lightly chew on her butt cheek
>>153944837Yeah, race mixing a gamble.
Another crooked dick pill commercial
>>153944850Well, I wasn't complaining about Buschwacking, but I'm glad you feel validated.
>>153944911Just watch the int stream on dd12
Where the hell did Heim go?
>>153944919>I wasn't complaining >>153944271>>153944820
>>153944948Third place.
This thread managed to go from based to faggot in less than a few posts.and for a minute i thought i was in a spider man storytime thread
>>153944956My bad. We have a lot of retarded fags these days. Sorry for the freindly fire.I'm having fun with this race. >Total Buschwacker deat (except Hocivar, may he finish outside the top 10.)>Beep>Beep>Beep
>BlindAMF can't find his pit sign
These trucks are sliding all over the place tonight
based van enjoyer
>>153945023my point was, you were lying about not complaining about buschwhacking. it's all you've been doing. when I told you it's always been a part of NASCAR and that it's against the spirit of the sport to prevent it, you started saying "I'm rubber you're glue" at me like an 8 year old. in other words, it's not going away. so you're going to have to learn to cope with that.
how did he even wreck?
>>153945073Sudden loss of talent
>>153945050>These trucks are sliding all over the place tonightYeah. It's pretty cool.
>>153944968I meant more like “why doesn’t he have a full time ride anywhere”
>>153945068Your point is that your boyfriend moved up and you will simp for him regardless. Honestly, that a pretty admirable attribute in a base bitch.Any pimp would be extremely proud of you.
>>153945116you don't even know what driver I support, lol>random unsolicited homosexual fantasies
>Fags arguing in a vrooms thread againBeen happening a lot more this season
I want to see Indycar at Darlington next year for the 75th Anniversary of the Speedway Division.
>>153945088Literally, just give this guy an ORAPS ride.
Shid, a >Supord out troopsBump reintroWe are on another forever war...
>BAMF>Pit stop troublesIt wouldn't be a race if Carson wasn't getting fucked by his pit crew
>>153945139There are two kinds of faggots Those who understand racing in all its forms.amd those who do not.
>>153945088>>153945150Rumor has it that 23XII is happy to keep him locked into his contract doing nothing until their contract with Herbst expires, since Herbst/Monster bought the 3rd charter in exchange for 2 years of a guaranteed ride.Next year Herbst moves to Legacy's new car and Heim is finally in the Cup #35.
>>153945166Is he in a Spire Truck.
>Mexico vs Midwest
>>153945183That’s really gay, you’d think they could find something for him in the meantime
>>153945197It's 1903 all over again.
truggs and ice cream :DDD
>>153945175There are actually two kinds of peopleThose who argue in vrooms threadsAnd those who keep them frens only zones
Holy shit i didn’t even realize herbst was full time last year lmao. That’s fucking hilarious
>>153945205I most scincerly hope to God that when my guts and brains are strewn across the highway a real ninja like you shows up to scrape me up and put me back together. Keep it real. I know you don't have any other choice.
CAM ON ROSS
OVERTIME
>bamf
>bitch ass motherfucker
KWAB
>BamfFML
>covers your track in ribbons
>mysterious ailment >no crew chiefs on the broadcastmonkey's paw moment
>>153945226That is a difficult area. There must be allowance for legitimate criticism, but intentionally division is beyond reproach.
Why is Logano thinking about jews
>>153945349The future is here and the future is grim.
>>153945369Because they prepared every single aspect of American media, buisness and government?Are you new here?
>>153945369He drives for Ford.
fucking retards
SHITTERS
Oh yeah it's one of those finishes
BEEG JUAN
>top Kaulig involveddamn
They fixed the manufacturer logo for ross back to chevy
This whole weekend is going to be a wreckfest
>>153945393I already said I'm interested.
>>153945445I mean, yeah. It's Darlington.
i like that they're calling it green white checker
HOLY FUCK WHAT A MOVE
HEIM
>"COREY HEIM'S GONNA WIN THIS RACE! WHAT A BITCH!"what did Joey mean by this?
HEIM TIME!!! Holy shit
>all of this for a heim win
>Hiem bucks Buschwacker Killer
WHAT THE FUCK
Truggs are pure kino again
You are so fucking mad
>another 23XI(adjacent) victoryI'm noticing
>>153945503Cucks get fucked. Simple as.
I get that it's a cost saving thing, but limiting tires while pushing for higher tire wear leads to silly finishes like that. Would rather they had enough sets, especially at Darlington.
>>153945502>implying Heim isn't also a Buschwhacker
>>153945511I am so fucking happy.
Also, the drivers only broadcast has run its course. They missed so much shit in the booth tonight that even Jamie and Mikey would have caught.
>>153945542Put Mikey back in so he can say something really gay every five minutes Leave Jamie out
>>153945525>Comparing last years Truck champion and part time Cup dilriver to top team driver and multiple Cup race winner.Yeah, nah.
I usually like meme strategies, but mostly just with fuel saving. I don't like having 1 extra set and whoever is luckiest to put them on one of the latest cautions wins. Feels like scratch off lottery.
>>153945564>doesn't count because he wasn't as successfulretard
>>153945585So when exactly did Heim become a buschwhacker
>>153945598according to some of the anons's standards in this thread, when he garnered a consistent ride in O'Reillys, and signed to race for a top level team in Cup
Ill keep it simpleKyle Larson: BuschwackerRoss Chastain: Not reallyCorey Heim: No?
was Clint a buschwacker when he won the 2008 NASCAR Nationwide Series
Honeycutt left frustrated at how the Cup drivers raced him. He noted how they don't care about points so were just racing for the win and felt Hocevar and Ross roughed him up.Kayden sounds like a big bitch here, which I guess is par for the course for the Yoder drivers. Ross and Hocevar weren't racing that hard cuz nothing was on the line, they were racing that hard for the checkers. And that's the reason they race on Sundays. He also implied he was the best truck, which was true in stage 2, but both Carson and Ross had checked out by like 4 secs on the field before Hocevar blew his RF. If anyone should be jaded about not winning it's Ross who got beat by Heim's lucky tire strat.
>>153945711>>153945636Any full/part-time Cup driver racing Busch or Trucks fits the literal definition. Yeah, they cannot race the entire season or compete for the championship anymore, but the word still applies in this "watered down" era of it.I've will say it again; I have always believed it's good to have 1 or 2 Cup drivers running in the other series so the future Sunday guys can gauge their skills. I think the lack of Cup practice is one reason Cup drivers want to run Busch; they say the cars are different (they are: aero is completely different, tires many times are different compounds than what Cup cars use,) but a good driver can learn the track conditions and apply them to their Cup car.
>>153946344>full/part-time Cup driver racing Busch or Trucks fits the literal definitionsome of these guys are full time trucks part time cup, are they buschwhacking?youre retarded
>black effect podcast sponsor You know blacks would lose their shit if a White Excellence podcast was created and put on the side of a car. I’m over niggers thinking they can drive it’s tiresome. Rajeet sucks. Lavar Scott sucks. Bubba Wallace. Don’t get me started on that speedy nigger.
>>153956907I hope the buschwhackers get whacked at the start
luv me lady in black <3
Is this the thread or should I bake a new one
BOOGITY
>>153957571we can use this one
KWAB HILL
>bobby hill
Oh boy I can’t wait to see 2 cup guys shit on shitters
You guys haven't jerked off so much that your dick bent have you?
>>1539576473*
>Sieg bros 17 and 18
>speedway babby gets exposed by the track too tough to tame Love to see it
For me, it's the 96 Dude Wipes car.
Is this the most Buschwackers in one race this year?
>>153957846I got a free sample pack of some Dude Wipes infused with menthol and tried them. I don't like my butthole to feel that way, I'll just take a shower.
>Dangit, Bobby.
>>153957892>he doesn’t like the smooth tingle of menthol on his bussyWhat are you, a faggot?
>>153957885Probably, unless it was the truck race at daytona.
It feels like half the drivers here are from the Cup series
Kyle "N" Larson wins stage 1
>>153957997If you are saying you don't like it, Imma have a melty.
>>153958026Just tuned in not long ago and seeing a lot of Cup driver names makes me feel like seeing a lot Cup drivers where they are not supposed to be. Not seen much racing yet.
>>153957892Yeah, not sure if I want to have menthol around my asshole, but those wet wipes are pretty nice in general.
>lolve
Is that Jesse Love ??That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Jesse Love screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor.That nigga Jesse Love and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jesse Love, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Pale skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Jesse Love stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>153957998rare
>>153958092Oh, there are one or two guys that absolutely lose it if you point out Larson and bet et al are kind of punching down.
>lead changes: 0
Breaking News: Kyle "N" Larson wins stage 2
HEY
IHRA late models is on...Just saying. https://www.youtube.com/live/m2e_ixkYETI
>2x cup champ in HMS cup prepared car “racing” against teams with only like 5 employees Love to see it bros
>can't pit correctlyCome onnnnnnnnnnnnnn
maybe we'll see pit shenanigans tomorrow too
>Dumb retard forgets how time zones work, shows up an hour late.At least i have my Italian sausage on the grill.
>>153958590tbf that's not the hms prepared car, it's just the all star car from the chevy factory team
>>153958632Make me one king I’ll be there in a few minutes
>>153958632You got some peppers?
now it's when larson manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
>>153958714Allgaier has to do something stupid first.
>>153958691Yeah some roasted red.>>153958667I made 5 cause i plan to have a couple for dinner tomorrow also.
>>153958632>Italian sausage on the grillSuper based. Enjoy your dinner, anon. You didn't miss anything.
>>153958714Called it.
That was a great pass. Clinical
what the fuck?
BOBBY HILL DEAD
Finally fat hill is gonna park it, right?
>sieg hill
>SIEG, KYLE
that boy ain't right
That Sunoco scheme is pretty cool
BOBBY HILL IS DEAD!
Tripping over the jack lmao
race would have been over by now
Cautions breed cautionsDefinitely getting a GWC here
Cupdriverwinslol
at least no cuckwhacker
>>153959320>>153959323kek
does it count if he loses it on the last pit stop? >>153958714
>>153959323Hate to break it to ya..
IHRA is still going and it's been pretty good.
>>153959358oh come on
>>153959370Ignore him, its just a shitposter from indycar.
>>153959384Lol I don't even watch Indy.
>>153959363>first race won by a BritNot a good sign for this series.
>>153959492Well, it shouldn't bee that hard for someone to take his crown. They are paying some real money. I wouldn't be surprised to see some real talent show up.
>>153959446It's pretty good, especially on ovals.
>>153959579he watches nothing, he is a /r/NASCAR faggot
>>153959692How does someone only watch one series? The only reason I don't watch more series is simply a bandwidth issue.
>>153944299>goybook pro
>your ride of the day>your brunch/lunch
2nd week in a row the race isn't televised in canada. Never seen that happen in over 20 years.dead sport, dead country
>>153969762larsonjuevos rancheros
>>153969762HocevarButter Chicken
>>153970025damn that sounds good ngl
>>153969762>Larson>Pizza
>>153969790fuck again what the hell
Fresh bake for Cup get in boys>>153970280>>153970280
>>153970350>243???
