Oilers Edition Flashback >>153959838
my islanders
>loserton losers
>wongs
Nah, I'm not a softpusy fan, but thanks for the unwanted info!
MY BROONS! :)
Yeah I'm not really feeling this
wongs
bud's islanders may have lost but he still 1
You will NEVER have a wife as hot Jared Spurgeon's.
the edmonton steaming coilers have fewer points than 17 other teams in the NHL
>>153961891DABRES :DDDDD
>yzerplan
>>153961866What are they doing? Forcibly removing all the homeless?
knights play tomorrow
It’s up, I’ll posted it again later when it’s updated again
>But what if we just took this game to OT?
>>153961894since when is nashville in playoff contention? stamkos is washed
I'm waiting for >my team's replay to start and they have some stupid MMA fight going right now and one of the guys has a temporary (i think) tattoo of a sponsor on the back, like where a player's name plate would be. Peculiar.
>>153961910Jarrett Stoll's body count is better
Oh hey Islanders
>>153961921lol no, of course not. But theyre cleaning up all the poop that used to be on the sidewalks, and all the homeless that used to camp out around the bart stations.
>>153961917You gotta trust it. Yzerman at the wheel. Let him cook.
>>153961927thanks
>>153961929The west is fucking shit
>>153961917no bro just hear me out all we need is ONE more 37 year old on a 1 year contract that's all we need bro please I promise bro just 1 more
hey guys
>>153961932>Jarrett Stoll's body countI'm not following you...
>>153961945
>>153961944The west is the best in the league right now with 1, 2 & 3, but after that, yes, it is shit.
>>153961945You're dumb as fuck and don't know what a rebuild is
>>153961949>Rachel Hunter>Erin Andrewslucky bastard
>>153961865I love Anne!
>>153961969>tattoosYuck. Into the trash it goes.
>>153961955Shut up Steve
>>153961955>no core>no depth>scandies with two last namesyeah I'm the dumb one for surelove my dead wings but get a fuckin clue bud lol
>>153961956>>Rachel Hunter - 56 years old>>Erin Andrews - 47 years oldGuy sure has a type...
>tfw I'm an Oilers fan tonightWhat am I in for?
>>153961894Nashville is in a playoff spot now????
>>153961865Makoto would have been better if she didn't literally do everything to move the plot forward, and had been clearly dome top dev or writers favourite
Will the Oilers win, bros?
>>153961973>/hoc/ is homosexualbig surprise
>>153961955I don't need a rebuild dad I need a retool!
>>153961969>>153962000Made for my BWC
Can't wait for Shannon's recaps
>>153962001Get yourselves one of them Finns
>>153962014why? what special insight does a fat weirdo reading stats provide?
when ingram makes saves it looks like they're pure luck
I have decided to bring back this gimmick that was a /hoc/ favorite a few years ago.>Total possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it>penguins112>canadieans 112>blue jackets111>bruins110>red wings108>islanders107>senators107>flyers106>capitals102
>>153962021I can't see the puck
>>153962000>look at my tits and flat ass that most women have>also here is my 20 lbs of makeup to hide all of my skin flaws and thousand-cock-stare eyes
>>153962021The subtle intricacies of Canadian charm
>>153961936Well used tax money I'm sure. I remember so clearly the homeless woman who sat by the stairs to the downtown subway and said to some guy in a suit walking in front of me "sir, hit me for a dollar?". And all the big homeless camps beneath the skyscrapers. And the guy with a shopping cart who was alternating between talking and screaming incomprehensible to a tree in Golden Gate Park.
So it begins>oilers
>>153962035she's using makeup and eye contacts to cosplay a japanese video game character ya incel
>avs have 40 regulation wins>sabres have 36>lightning and stars have 33>canes have 31>all other teams have 30 or lessgrim
>>153962001Well too bad. Holland left behind nothing to build around, except Larkin
my hawkies :)
>>153962053don't care. still trash.
>>153962034You need to look at all the places where the puck isn't to truly find where it is.
>>153962053cringe chink simp>>153962067based american man
>>153962053i don't think the /hoc/ pwhl player would do that
>>153962030And to think that guy left his 2nd tier team and fled Sweden after letting in something like 9 goals in a game where the betting companies stopped all betting on because of suspected gambling fraud just a few years ago.
>>153962054Thank you Gary
>>153962054Just like my Islanders!
mcchimpout
Not sure what it is, but I've seen at least 5 or 6 Wild players reach their 1,000 game mark in the last couple of years. And no, it's not just some veteran coming over after playing 950 someplace else. These are guys that have been there a while. Pretty neat.
>>153962106And yet haven’t won shit there
>>153962104even when he does something like that he immediately turns into a bitch
UH OH
>>153962114players being loyal to shit teams is sovl
>>153962104That was an embellishment though
>>153962114More than (You) have faggot bitch.
>>153962135Retard>>153962157Retard
Shits ridiculous, Gary needs to do something about the west.
>>153962160retarded retard
>>153962174That’s you
>>153962149>Jeff MarekHe's got Alzheimers now. He says the "are you a club or are you a team" several times each week on his show as if he's never said it before. And he's repeating a bunch of other things too, like the "white whale" of hockey jerseys the Hamilton Tigers and the Toronto St. Pats where there are no real copies to be found.
>>153962169the west has the best teams thoughever, parity doesn't automatically mean better
lightning will cuck
>>153962174
>>153962180nuh uh. I have documentation here that proves it is (You)
These niggas chimping hard, kino
LET'S FUCKING GO PODZE
>>153962191They have the best teams because most of the conference is shit
>>153962135Winning a cup with a team you joined out of desperation is cringe and is why Ray Bourque's cup win will always be soulless. It's also why Hockey God keeps cucking any team who takes on Corey Perry.
>>153962214Should I know who that is?
lol cirelli punched him right in the crown of the helmet, retard
>Tampon ppCringe!
Refpuck
>>153962226he's swedish so no
lmao they double teamed him into the boards
OILERS BOLTS LINE BRAWL LETS GO
>>153962242two minutes for murder
McGoon
connor mcNIGGER
I hope Hagel and Cirelli both have injuries that ruin the LGBTing's playoff run. They were useless for Canada
>>153961955>15 year long rebuild
jackies are the 2019 blues. redditlanche is gonna bing bing wahoo out of the 2nd round. the sabres lol bro lol
>le ring it around the boards man
>>153962295>0.1% Flameslmao
>>153962223cp has a cup
Bobby Brink had 2 points tonight.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>soilers
>>153962316He's like 1 for 6 though.
I've seen enoughKucherov > mcbaby
kwab
>>153962344mcbitch is SHOOK. Crosby must have dad dicked him hard after the game.
the pacific is such abysmal dogshit the preds snuck into a playoff spot
>>153962214>>153962226>A towering defenceman with decent skating ability and an endless lust for violence.Looks like I'm about to get hit by a /sp/ ban again by the faggot mod and his cocksucking janny boyfriend. The /hoc/ janny does this all the time where "it" search through all my posts to find something soft like the dick that he cut off years ago.
>>153962344It just keeps happeningWhy won't he stop
>>153962333Yes but he got that one before cup chasing on other teams, which is my point.
>>153962344>1 on 3>better skate right through them
soilers fans were happy for 21 minutes and 37 seconds of game time tonight.
remember when that guy put hot coals in the trash bag kek
>>153962374Maybe he should switch to bug chasing instead.
scouts really dropped the ball on kucherov, didn't they?
>>153962374>>153962316Wrong reply. My brain fog is too strong.
>>153962389That was the peak of the "Russian Factor" era
>>153962344who is the dman for tampa there? He is my new favorite player for the rest of the night.
Our Sennies :)))
>>153962406"emil lilleberg"
Just saw Clattenberg rock some guy into the boards head over heels in Bakersfield. Hit of the year
lmao a tranny is hosting the Junos
hagel the bagel
>>153962438i told her this jew knows about the junosand how they got robbed three times in a rowand then I asked her if she knew ofanyone who was selling pills or blow
>>153962378I remember
Rate my seats /hoc/
>>153962525...is that an oil slick across center ice?
bro's my knights have been outscored 10-1 in the last three games
>>153962568well it could be worse
BEAUTY of a goal that was
nice magnets gary
>>153962525Garbage compared to mine
>>153962601What a way to get your first career goal
>>153962601Gary's magnets never miss.
lets see kucherov get a short handed goal now! oh wait he can't!!!
>>153962620Why not
>>153962655i spoke too soon, i thought he was getting a penalty for delay of game
>the dogshit predators might make the playoffslollol even
>>153962525nice seats, mitch
conor mcdonals
>>153962681trotz was right
>oilersoilers>oilers
Edmonton can't hit the broadside of a barn door
>>153962685
>>153962693they're not a very good hockey team
what gary needs to do to save the pacific division is add another 2 teams to the league to water down the talent even further
What does he even do?
what hockey teams are popular in china
>>153962713Be shit
>>153962718kunlun red star
>>153962713He needs to shave his neck hair
>>153962713tries to carry a team of scrubs on his back
>>153962695made me depressed to read this
>>153962718none of them, fortunately
hagel you fucking retard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>6v4>Still gets scored on
Blown out 5-2 lmao
it took twenty seconds to choke a 6 on 4
sure is looking like my bolts are back after that post break slide
>>153962743And one of those was an own goal
>>153962753their greatest challenge is yet to happen, which is tomorrows game against the F L A M E S
Cheesy but inoffensive hockey twitter/media personality from my team's market died in a house fire, horrible. Don't mention the flames plz
>>153962808my condolences
>>153962525Well you're in Canada, but at least it's not Toronto, so 2/10Fun Canadian story, I happened to be in Edmonton for work during mcdavids rookie season, and I saw him at the west Edmonton mall, awkwardly offering to buy pretzels for some high school looking girls, kek
Don't worry guys, Jarry/Ingram is the solution
>>153962841lol
>>153962829Lmao did you go to the water park?
The Pacific went 0-6-0 tonight
>>153962841Literal who?Back in my day, you could actually recognize goalies by their name...hasek, roy, border, belfour, richter, cujo, etc.Sure, there are some good ones now, but it's not the same
>>153962858KWAB
>>153962695Lmao people are complaining about buying groceries and gas and shit and then there are people like this and buying tiny hockey sticks and legos and pokieman
>>153962855Saw it, but wasn't dressed for it
>>153962841Ungar is the solution actually but the Oilers are too incompetent to recognize that
Mcdavid saying the quiet part out loud
>>153962881not only that but the weather is quite mild
>>153962881Gary needs to step in here
>>153962881Should have left to LA when he had the chance
>>153962862You obviously recognized them by name because you knew they were goalies, doofus.
>>153962888got em seethin again kwab
27 days until playoffs
>>153962891He said he's not changing the format
>>153962906about the weather not being extreme? well if that's your thing then that's fine by me but i prefer it to just be a bit rainy and windy at worst instead of snowstorms and tornadoes
The Pacific is going to be so easy for the Flames or Canucks to rebuild in
Did the entire Pacific division lose again?
>>153962923gary has been commish for so long that he will never accept anything that wasn't first thought about and implemented by gary
>>153962944Yeah, just like Thursday
>>153962827F L A M E SLAMES
>>153962944>>153962955Just like my islanders
>>1539629271993
>>153962968idgi, why do you not like my opinion on the weather?
>>153962956R U L EULE
dayum
finally caught his cunt chansey
>>153962999Mcdabid btfo
>>153962881go go quacks, win this mid-off
cool i don't watch games without our gay king leo
the isles are currently out of a playoff spot in the east with 83 points, but 83 points puts them at 4th overall in the west jej
>>153963022Sad
>>153962858based desu.
It’s now uphttps://youtu.be/fuXG6ZY2FTk?si=4EvjluvsYeYz55aC
>>153963022Gary's tricks to screw with Stephen never cease to amaze me
>>153962999Kucherov is without a doubt juiced to the gills
>>153962589You think that's soft? I wish this fucking St. Louis Blues cocksucking fan janny who's lurking /hoc/ could fuck off forever.>>153962893Uh, why? The Kings are even older and shittier than the Oilers. It's not as if they're a McDavid away from contending.
Horrific Division got mega kwabbed tonight
>>153963066shannon probably isn't too happy either
if my dogshit pacishit team barely holding onto a playoff spot loses, i'm glad the rest of the teams lost
Is it up yet? I thought normally it would be up yet
>>153961894Buf bos and shit blow jackets I can get behind and the north star south star nonsense I guess. Snoozefest otherwise
>>153963018dude's zesty af
>>153962903>Oilers>No name playersWho else would they be?
translation:>we have a shit coach, we're fucking disorganized, and our goalie is ass
>>153963152It was McDavid who hired Knobhead though.
>>153963073Yeah, the most cerebral player in the game is obviously juiced>Doesn't throw the body>Rarely turns on the jets, actually stationary much of the time>Plays 20 minutes a night, almost 3 minutes less than mcdavid
>>153963152a shit coach that he brought in because he can't accept that penises do make it gay
>>153963164i guess he's done slobbin the knob then
>>153961894All we have to do is push the Wings down another notch and we're good to go
I'm taking a huge Canada right now. And stinks like Dundas Square
>>153963173DeBoer isn't coaching right now. But Tortorella is probably the better choice. If Torts can't teach them to play team defence it's time to blow it up and do a scorched earth rebuild.
>>153963189Big Bruce B might also be able to shake things up (maybe just by his footfalls though)
I'm pro Oilers rebuild but that's because I have a personal benefit to them having to rebuild through the draft. Go Condors
>>153963194Yeah, why not. Coming in with positivity and his offensive system. But there would still be the problem of the Oilers not being able to play team defence. Bruce would win games 6-5 and everybody knows that's not how you win the Stanley Cup.
katz sacrificed mcdavid to triple his investment
barclay goodrow teared up talking about reaves lmao kwab
Why is mcdavids +/- so shit? -3 tonight. Guess I didn't realize what a pp merchant he is.
>>153963240well for starters, having picrel on your team is a net negative for your +/- statistic
>>153963238this chart makes no sense
>>153963238they really do like their cowboys down in dallas, don't they
>>153963250playyoffs revenue minus the bribes and extortion charges
>>153963250theres internet. do your own research
>>153963110>>153963060
>>153963270Forbes is not a trustworthy source. They still listed the Coyotes arena in Glendale as a baseline for gate revenue while they were playing in Mullet Arena.
It’s up
>>153963279who the fuck said forbes? i said internet. i leave for years come back and youre still being an esl pedant
what happens when woodcroft inherits the ducks head coach position when quennville dies of old age?
>>153963296They go back to being shit
>>153963296we know how it will end
>>153963295The chart is from forbes and good luck finding numbers that are not from forbes on the internet.
>>153963291If the rags get mckenna I'm going to flip out
>>153963312i can do research
>>153963328Gary will give him to the laffs has compensation for team Canada defeat
mckenna needs evander kane's mentorship
kind of a mearcle they got the puck out of that beehiveI hope Khusnutdinov sticks with Boston awhile. He's so reliable. Between him and Pasta always somehow being in the right place at the right time they're so much fun to watch
>>153963337Cool.
Die-hard Oilers media guy Bob Stauffer becomes Oilers GM, with /hoc/ as head coach, how far do we go?
>>153963328I don't want another perimeter winger on my team
>>153963391>88kwab
>rags are going to draft another left wing 1st overall and make him play 3rd line right wing
My ded wongs :(
KWAN WINGS
>>153963452Who?
>>153961894>Gary wants rivalry’s in playoffs>maybe 2 series are rivalry’s Lol
>>153963452Why would they hire an alcoholic to be the GM? You think you could get 360 days sobriety out of that guy??
if gary REALLY wanted to force rivalries he would have it so winning against a divisional opponent gave you 3 points, and if you're in the bottom 10 teams in the league, winning gives you an extra % to win the draft lottery
>>153963692Retard
>>153963705let the man speak>>153963692figures under this model more teams win more games to increase not only playoff odds but also draft odds. right now we cap out at 1312 wins per season. unsustainable if teams are winning more at the top and the bottom of the standings. only way to see your idea through is immediate expansion to increase net wins on the season. green light from me
>>153963792Nah
>>153963291It's up! >>153963110
>>153963792>only way to see your idea through is immediate expansionGary is already on it.
>>153963816They may update again in a little bit
>>153963831Gross
ZAMNNNNN Oilers fans look like this???
no goonbait allowed in /hoc/
>>153963884him and the sharks fan shemale should get together
>>153963850You WILL cheer for the New Orleans Swampers and you WILL buy the merchandise and you WILL be HAPPY!
Huomenta.>laffs>oilels>the san jose sharts
>>153963884that lamb tattoo is one of the most molested things i've ever seen
>>153963954you should try buying a mirror. cooked his ass thug
>>153963831They should test drive these markets with an AHL team first before giving them NHL status. There are cities who would do great if you gave them a NHL team like Toronto kek
Just 8 hours until puck drop
Lmao
>>153963831New Orleans doesn't even make sense its basically a ghetto with a tourist center all the rich white people live far away from downtown it would be a disaster
>>153964049Who the hell are you to question the Gary?
>>153963238my raidies mentioned
>>153964044kwad
https://youtu.be/YS_CJ_jazbM?t=80
>>153964049THERE IS A TEAMDOWN IN NEW ORLEANSTHEY CALL THE RISING JEWIT'S BEEN THE RUINOF MANY A POOR BOY
>>153964063>they're known for their baggy jeans, white teesSo they're just like every other black gangbanger in America?
Gary please im begging you dont do it
Good morning Can'tnadians. Just a friendly reminder that we own you
>>153964092At least they manage to murder each other. In southern Sweden they only manage to injure each other with guns so they drain the healthcare system.
>>153964092Gary will do it. The money is all that matters.
>>153964092fun fax: in a franchise model only the franchisee carries the risk of failure. the franchise itself has either nothing to gain or lots to gain, but no risk of direct loss.why not just get a team going in Cuba and Ocracoke
>>153964106https://youtu.be/mp4xmayNpbM?si=JacgTNuuLQwrdvd5
Atlanta, New Orleans, Houston, and Port Alberni will all get NHL teams, mark my words!
>>153964166>Houstonshitting on them in hockey would be sweet we already did it in baseball
>>153964106nuh-uh
gonna be some generational meltdowns here when the basedcific wins the stan lee
>>153964193you think vegas or edmonton can beat colorado?
>flames/canucks fans are cheering for the division nowKwab faggot
slopdown was cancelled
>>153964218'd 'o
>>153964215no u
actually that was hampage
Actually wrestlefags OUT
gary should open one in one of the murder capitals so they get a rapper as their mascot
>>153964281it's wrestlechads
goal differential between the central and pacific is nuts
>>153964382yes it is and gary should answer for it
>Canucks are at -78Jesus
>>153964423And they STILL won't get the 1 oa, FUCK
>>153964423
>>153963884for me it's the kalogeras sisters
the goals for difference is 73the goals against difference is 185comparing central and pacific
good let's talk about marner
>>153964576he's a class act and doesn't even resemble a feciehttps://youtu.be/iyFiGuMh3lc?si=zIQNt-rL6WlhbM0X
>marner that reminds me i need to drink my prune juice
>marnerflush it down the toilet
>>153964588speaking of fecies, I actually find dried prunes are way more effective, and they have a longer shelf life. just sayin' though.
somebody tried to tell me that we call them roys now
>>153964633that same guy tried to tell me that it was a girly magazine
>>153964640there's something wrong with that guy
>>153964466Formerly brothers
I gave your mom a slopdown and then I cancelled our next date
>>153964633Frankly it should be called a Zung. I will continue to advocate for this even without support.
I think it's about time we start to talk about how fucked we are. The league has changed and teams are now stacked with young talent, and we're not one of those teams. We've had 2 amazing runs and it's unbelievable that we didn't win 1. Florida used all the rules to their advantage and it paid off.We were a contender. We are no longer. And I hate to state the obvious, but the cavalry isn't coming people. We've been constantly handcuffed by the cap, NMC's, and imbecile management decisions. And it isn't changing.The ultimate goal now is to get a competent GM by summer 2027. Because we need someone with a brain to pull off the biggest trade in the NHL since 1988.
>>153964699i feel you, fellow nucks fani feel you
>/hoc/
>>153963340
>>153964576I have an awful one clawing its way out
as ever, I hate to say it, but, as ever, it has to be saidall of the gamesall of the games that are going to be played TODAYALL OF THEMareABSOLUTESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
>>153964974sabres ducks will be good
>>153964985tr00 it will be a battle of titanic proportion
i said good not titanic retard
>>153965009you don't think the titanic was good? it was a big boat
>big boatmaybe on planet retard
>>153964997True it will titanically shit
>>153965027
>>153965027Where the fuck do you think we are?
Jackies play today
>>153961973based>>153961969>>153962000cringe
>>153963152>cooper>perfect coachoh im laffin'
kwasd
i had a dream about him holding a speech about his wife and late child after winning the cup. i think they will win the cup.
McDavid just put in a word for Richard Nurse to be head coach.
Just 5 more hours until puck drop Gary bless us this fine Sunday morning
>>153965352amen
/hoc/ morning theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWwPOWERFIRERAGE
I fell asleep during the game. Who won?
>>153965408Gary.
>sunday morning and trb fires up the vpn with no hesitation
How was the route, bud?
>>153965408idk but there's talks of expansion to New Orleans now
>he thinks mail is delivered on sundays in scandinaviadumb raped bitch
People really think a "guy" who stuck his head in the sand about a failed desert franchise for 20 years is just going to magically agree to change the rules and formats.
>>153965437 Uwaahhhh someone has to wake up on a sunday~
>>153965437good post
>>153965464>good post>post
I'm gonna go to Aland next year just for funsies
>>153965643But anon that place only exists via VPN
i hope to see more german posters here when draisaitl finally wins a cup
>>153965690what team does he get traded to?
avs or wild are winning the cup >dallas>buffalo >edmonton >tampa lmao you are retarded
This place would burn to the ground if my Wilds won the cup.
>>153965712Carolina for seth jarvis
bonjour
>>153965775Only one player on that list is an Olympic Gold Champion.
>>153965741fuck off mildcuck
>>153965805Blow me twink boy. Not even 8:00am and I have you seething like a bitch. kwasoftpooooooooosay.
>>153965741>if
>>153964049smoothie king arena is nice though
He throw his broken stick and it hit the assistant coach in the head. Got a 5 game suspension.
>>153964974Teds at my islanders has playoff implications
>>153965826I won't blow you, but thanks for asking, mildcuck. anyways time for bed for me, had a few too manyL8r g8r<3
>>153965869holy shit, that guy is dumb as bricks
>>153965864Yawn.
They're going to torture this poor bastard aren't they
>>153965899k bye twink boy! Anyways, watching replays of all games from last night. Can't wait to see what gary has in store for me.
>>153965914cya l8r
>>153965904Yeah well, he is Norwegian after all.
I miss having laffs on the schedule. Nice easy skate, lots of room, sure W.
I want to FUCK the mildcuck in his tight little ASS
Why is canada so gay since the olympics. It's like that entire country went mind-broke from some exhibition games.
>>153965912oh absolutely dude, it's going to be disgusting to watch
>>153965970Spread them for me cutie
>>153965869JEN
>>153965962>Heated Rivalry is a Canadian sports romance series on Crave and HBO Max about two rival professional hockey players, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, who have a secret, long-term romantic relationship.
>i-i'm going to bed>instead continues to seethe over gary's game of puckkek
>>153965999It would never work out. The softpusy would NEVER be able to handle my girth.
>>153966000Get ready for the best fuck n suck of your entire life mildcuck
I don't like how faggy this softpusy has gotten over the past 7 years. Think he takes this heated rivalry show a little too personal and realistic. Bit gay, and I don't like that.
>>153966007But what if he's enthusiastic and pays for dinner?
>>153966023You think this is gay? Wait until I unleash my load all over your face and chest. You might revise your opinion
>>153966043>laffs
What 32 years of not seeing your country win a cup does to a motherfucker.
Over the last three games against the Pacific, Kucherov scored at a 328 points per season pace. Guy would have a dozen Art Ross trophies if he got to feast on this dogshit division like McDavid.
>>153966081Cup? Yeah, I'd like to cup. as in C U PEE SEE YOU PEE FROM YOUR PP Just you wait mildcuck I'm drinking ALL your apple juice
>>153966102Gary should have kept the canadians in their own division just so they could get owned in the semis
>>153966102Starting to think McGaykid is a Pacific team merchant.>>153966105But... anon! Y-y-y-ou're b-b-b-oth boys! That's lewd :3
Anyways it's time for bed for real. Mildcuck, this isn't over and I WILL turn your tight little ass inside out one day- and you will like it. Go flames
>>153966155least faggoty gay ass fag canuck fan
F L A M E SLAMES
It's the smug pepe Minnesota pic that always gets him boilin' kek.
> “We’re fortunate to play in this division,” McDavid told the media after the defeat. “A lot of teams are fortunate to play in this division. It’s a bit of a pillow fight right now.”Jen, even this retard knows it.
>>153966213R U L EULE
>>153966213
the entire west is weakcouple of mercy cups over the last decade to keep it from getting embarrassing
>>153966343I never knew McDavid could be so based
>>153965741yeah the place would burn to the ground during the apocalypse, great point and great observation
>>153966576KWAB
Is it to early to >laffs?
>>153966639Our Sennies :))) won :))
>>153966639> too soon
>>153966639They're going for that top pick, ruins seething.
>>153966639>laffs
>>153966609Thanks for another (You)! I'll add it to the vast collection!
Dekes out your G1 like he's a bitch.
>>153966750hey at least you've finally found a use for that empty trophy room kwab
>>153966609can the world end sooner? I'm tired of paying for my overpriced apartment
>>153966773>canacuck still wants to talk about "trophies"kwab. 1993, 2014.
What's this type of "defense" called anyways?
>>153964092New Orleans Cajun Goons would be kino.
>"You need Marner" chants were heard in the CTC last evening as the Senators walloped the Maple Leafs.10/10 for Our Sickos
teams with 80+ pointsEastern Conference: 11Western Conference: 4
>>153966903I see it as an AHL market, they probably have better fans and better cocaine parties than any of the small northeast cities in that league
>>153966639You figured his throat would be better equipped after all that sucking the >laffs have been doing
>>153966942the aves have it so easy
>>153966981so easy they are getting bussy-busted in the first round again. kek
>>153967038cope
>>153967046nah, you cope.
>avs and wild are thinking about the cupits not fair, injuries suck :(
>>153966816first round exit
>>153967109Play through the pain. Give 110%. Get pucks in deep. Stick to your game and lay it all on the ice.
>>153966903It's going to be New Orleans Mardi Gras or some shit.
>>153967162Thanks for the advice, coach >https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=jNu0CRPfgcCRHjbC
well?
>>153967219Sure, they let players in without the cup all the time. They even let in Gary.
had to use four hints on strands today
>>153967219No
>>153967219Yes, from a Habs point of view. Brindamour was a very good player against us.
flyers are really going to make the playoffs and make a massive run aren't they bros? meanwhile our fraud team will probably be swept even if we don't collapsei wish michkov was on our team he is better than fraudsby
Randy Eatscockmore
>They even let in Gary.
>>153967219didnt Lindros fuck his wife?
>>153967444raped retard
>>153967519Good post
>1600EDT, ESPNU
you now remember nail yakupov
bunch of fucking horseshit on today thanks for nothing gary
>>153967579In Soviet Russia, Nail Yakupov you!!!
>>153967579I refuse to believe the 2012 draft was that bad but then I look bad and see an entire generational waste.
>>153967582The shit games will continue until the jersey sales improve
>>153967350Sure, why not
i read on tumblr if they stay true to the books season two of heated rivalry is supposedly about rape so gary and hockey canada may shy away next go around
>>153967579the yak attack
Is it Mazel Tov or some other holiday in New York today why are they celebrating with a game so early
>tumblr stuck in 2012 ahhhh nigga
>>153967746They're going to change it to more pallatable domestic violence.
>>153967218That's a better speech than I remember. It's been years since I saw D3.
championship game smu (halifax) vs. uqtr (trois-rivières) in halifax
>>153968009link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_C7c00Iaxc
>>153967811sorry i found a haven of non toxic hockey discussion
LETSGORANGERS!
Carey Price deserves to be a Hall of Famer. Agree or disagree?
>>153968183how many cups did he win?
>>153967109>literally the ONLY team in NHL HISTORY to EVER have injurieshow sad.
if you draft and sign injury prone players youre a failure of a gm
>>153968183Sure but under one condition, he needs to be inducted as a Shark.
my avies :)
knights play today
>muhhhh sofpoooooooosays :SSSSSS
whats stopping a player that knows theyre gonna retire anyway from signing a one year deal with the leafs or the rangers before the season starts then filing papers to at least be able to say they were part of a prior cup winning organization?
>>153968275self-respect.
>>153968183no way
softpusy status update
Minnesota just cant even get much worsehttps://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/sports-media-personality-jessi-pierce-her-3-children-die-in-white-bear-lake-fire
>>153968275>a no milly cup organizationhockey players are stupid, but not that stupid
If Gary gave home teams the option to disallow checking I think we would see Female representation in the NHL within 5 years
softpusy status update: still soffffffffffffft
>>153968366If there is ever a player that needed the matt petgrave treatment it is mackbitch.
>>153961969>>153962000this girl owes me sexAlso Sadayo was hotter, imagine her being your maid
imagine mackbitchnon laying on the ice, throat cut by an "inadvertant" skate blade, gagging and choking on his own blood, helpless, scared, afraid of what will happen, breath slowing down, eyes wavering. lol. that would be funny.
>>153968358F, awful story. Though unfortunately I am so true crime-brained that I had to wait for all the hockey media people to post about it just to be sure she didn't do a chris benoit
>>153967746Gary is the master of sweeping uncomfortable issues under the rug
>>153968358Sad. Just read her tweet about JEEK not being available in my fantasy lineup for Saturday night, so I am personally, and deeply, affected by this news.
friendly reminder slafkovsky is only 21-years-old
>>153968453>'The Yzerplan just needs more time bro! Trust me bro, you're being impatient!
>>153968453>chicago 0.2% to make the playoffsWhat in the ever-loving fuck?
>>153968366Soft diving cunt
>>153968366I'm glad the entire world got to see that.
>>153968446Her husband wasn't there at home makes me think something planned or accidental fire. Yeah, horrible shit.
wife decided to get fast food again. that makes 3 days this week.
what's wrong with this mildnigga he doesn't even watch his own team he just hatewatches mackinnon
>>153968621she's fucking other men and doesn't care about your figure any more.
my avies :(
>softpusy finally woke up from his drunken stooperkek good morning, Sunshine!
>muhhhhh sofffpooosays!!! :((((((((((((((((((
new>>153968689
>>153968636mackinnon is rat
got my gengar and alakazam evolved bros
