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>Sun 22.03.
12.30 Alpine Skiing - M Super G, Lillehammer (NOR)
13.45 Biathlon - W 12.5km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)
16.30 Biathlon - M 15km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)
17.15 Ski Jumping - Ski Flying HS240, Vikersund (NOR)
17.30 Cross-Country Skiing - M 20km Mass Start Free, Lake Placid (USA)
19.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W 20km Mass Start Free, Lake Placid (USA)

>Tue 24.03.
09.30 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom 1st Run, Lillehammer (NOR)
10.30 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 1st Run, Lillehammer (NOR)
12.30 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Lillehammer (NOR)
13.30 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 2nd Run, Lillehammer (NOR)

Previous thread: >>153951087
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Another year that athletes younger than me are retiring
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First for stupid bitches
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The big F day
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>>153965295
Dawn of the final day, I'll miss you guys.
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>>153965338
247 days will go by very fast...such is life

>>153965354
girls without makeup are very cute
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Rusty roof and damp cellar
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>>153965368
Only Horses are able to satisfy her
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Germanybros, what are our bets?
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>>153965383
Voigt 0-0-0-0, +1:25.8
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>>153965361
>girls without makeup are very cute
Hans.. she's wearing makeup.
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>>153965368
love she
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>>153965396
what's the chance for that being good enough for a 4th place?
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Sniffers just implied she'll keep going
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Jocher-Bros, today we shine
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ya seethe?
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>>153965476
cute
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>>153965476
Makes me wanna dig deeply and greedily
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>41yo jogger
>faster than Goggia
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lolwut
Kriechmayr will retire unless the ÖSV will get him his own coach
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D O M E N
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P A R I S
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>>153965534
Ackchyually he just wants his old coach back, but ÖSV isn't paying him enough
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Odi is already thinking of the beach.
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Feel like I want to kms, maybe it's spring depression
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>>153965618
They said this snow doesn't work with his 'leaning in' style because it doesn't give any feedback.
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>>153965664
Jules channeling Oldhag.
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JOCHERBROS WE GOT POINTS
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The
Norwegian
Alps
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>>153965708
Coletta eating good tonight
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>>153965730
We're eating good in this sunshine, brother
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The GOAT is here
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how we feelin, /biathlon/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwojZu7aVVg
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Time for the last race of the season for the girls.
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>>153965785
where?
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Branzi will give Lou the Globe
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Maren will win
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>>153965820
cringe and cheesy
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Suvi only 27 points behind current total cup 2nd H-berg as the race starts, hope she can make it.
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>>153965825
Ingrid Masterclass today
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Inb4 Tandresharting
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>>153965829
Oh, honey
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>Norwegian start shooting
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Total Berg domination
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Grube and Fischer hitting the deck, for our zdf haters
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It's funny how you can easily spot haecki in the crowd
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Hope Simon gets cucked out of the Mass Start Globe
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>>153965847
Many such cases
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>>153965847
>German skiing
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I'm only here for the biggest seethe. So I support Simon until there's someone who pisses of people even more.
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P-pound it faget
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lets go hanna
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I'm gonna be SO MAD if Ingrid wins! Grrrr!
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>>153965867
Cringe
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BESTBERG
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kek

We've had no wins all season and they're talking about a German Big Globe in the upcoming years

>>153965847
nice
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JUST
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AFLA
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It's so over
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DAMN IT SUVI
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fastest shooters in the lead
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slow and steady, ya cunts
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Ingrid Marthe dream team
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>>153965889
the sharts
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>>153965889
TAN TAN TAN
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>>153965880
just wait for Vanessa's counterattack next year
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>>153965867
>watching a sport only to see anonymous random people meme in caps

total retardation
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>>153965897
Just you wait, she's got something brewing in the Cauldron
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>>153965880
Cuteheimer will win next season
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>>153965870
she looks like Jürgen Vogel
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Fuck Gestblom
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>>153965910
She's got better teeth
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>>153965905
Maybe she can fix me up with Ed Ladle?
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March 2026...I am forgotten
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>>153965921
she changed
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>canine shooting
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its over for ugly dog
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BASED ÖBERGS
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Fatty is in it, let’s go!
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Fast and accurate wins
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>>153965921
Hanna is wearing different panties
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INGRID
MARTHE
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>Vanessa hat sich ein bisschen Zeit gelassen
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>Braisaz-Bouchet
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>Loulou 2
>JUSTine 3
WTF
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I hope JUST retires and this is her branzi race.
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>>153965940
Nothing will ever beat Janina and the Duftmarke
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>>153965922
Oh I remember you, and I'm keeping an eye on you.
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roidvira emptying her tank too early
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Why are the same people in the lead again?
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>>153965922
shes my favorite frenchie
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only 1 miss and still only 23rd
>stinkkinen
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Mass start slurpin
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CAM ON INGRID
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>>153965955
good biathletes are good
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>haecki downhill
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
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>ZDF calling her Tandrewall
Delightfully devilish
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LETS GO HANNA
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fast shooter bros...we're shooting laps...
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ÖBERGS
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ÖBERG SISTERS
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>shitmon
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BERGS
JANINA
CZECH DWARF

EVERYONE BUT JULES
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BOTHBERGS!
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TEREZA
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sneaky tereza
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BESTBERGS
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>Jules 2
Handing it away to the Öbergs
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Tandrepodium loading
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>Hampster 2.0
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Is it true that in order to save water siblings are asked to use the shower at the same time?
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Janina is too weak-minded, she'll piss it away and get 4th
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It’s a german win inc
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Tandrequick
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>German drinking
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I wish Yle stopped jinxing Ingrid

>>153965988
>>153965989
She's had a good season, hope she does even in the next.
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>having VW logo on your gear
grim
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
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BESTBERG STILL WIN!!!!!!
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ÖBERGS FUCKING SUCKS
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>chokebergs
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Germanybros, es ist vorbei...
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gooooooooooooooooooooooo INGRIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
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NEI
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L I S A
I
S
A
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CAM ON HBERG
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Model Vittozzi
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HANNA UNDISPUTED BEST ÖBERG
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Germanybros, top15 again !
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Tereza will be devoured
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Hanna and Lisa change suits please
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Marthe 40/40
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Ingrid Podium still possible
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Hanna is spent, Vito wins
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>>153966058
little sniper
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COME ON LISA
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Is Vito smarter than Jules?
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No country for small individuals
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COME ON LISA AND TEREZA
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>>153966057
this
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Globe for Julia
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LISA ATTACK
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Don't let ugly as a bird eat Vobornikova
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>>153966090
I know this is memes but I actually listened once to a vittozzi Interview and was surprised how absolutely dull she sounded.
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VITO
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LISA MY BELOVED
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OLD LADY POWER
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>it's another Czech running for her life from E-berg episode
GO LISA GO
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very cute podium!
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Now this is a beautiful podium
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T E R K A
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That's how you do it Jules, no slurping required
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Ingrid the social butterfly
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First mass start win for Lisa!
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F
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kek
>German commentators try to make the race between Hettich and Johansen for the 9th place into some hot crap
>Hettich doesn't even try
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Brutal heightmogging
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>>153966163
She tried but failed, same as Vanessa
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>>153966163
Sven wasn't giving a shit until that Grube copelord nigger was like ACHTUNG!!!!!
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>>153966164
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Tandrevold is kinda back tho
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>>153966132
The hunt is eternal.

GG everyone, see ya next year!
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I can't believe they didn't relegate JUST to the IBU Cup yet, she's wasting a spot.
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>Eder autistic hugging
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>Das ist Aita Gasparin
What the fuck you blind nigger
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>>153966178
Good
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>>153966181
Stay for MEN
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>>153966197
LMAO
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'tozzi cucked worstberg out of top 3 total
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>>153966185
quintessential 'women have a party' attire
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>>153966178
Comeback girl the kombiknuller!
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Maren spotted
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>>153966181
stay for fridawins later today!
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>>153966185
>>153966211
Actually so true
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>last women's race of the season
>biathlonresults shits the bed
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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No one asked but Hettich-Walz confirmed she's starting next season
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>>153966178
she only needed the kombiknuller apparently

>>153966192
kek, was thinking the Same. Always wonder how these people get their jobs. Maybe it's true that not making remarks on thicc asses and pantsu is more important than knowing the athletes. Or the rules. Or the current cup standings.
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>>153966238
The bad news just never stop
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>>153966243
I think he did NoKo or some other Wintersport before...he still has no clue about Biathlon. Sven Fischer is also shit. Same with Nils Karben or whatever his fucking name is, can hardly do interviews in german and struggles with basic english.
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>>153966248
someone need to contact her hubby to PLAP the shit out of her. can't compete while preggars
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>>153965295
Last fucking race of the season and I forget to deduct one hour from the start time. The men's mass start is at 15.45CET.
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I like Finns but after the shitshow Stinkkinen was putting up after the Olympics I'm wondering how she got so far in first place.
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tantevold
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>>153966330
>Ingrid the child thief
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>>153966330
She wants to get preggers so bad
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MEN moved to 15:45
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>>153966380
beautiful podium
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>>153966270
earlier I was thinking what's wrong with German commentary in general and how it could probably be fixed. During the Alpine race I remembered when Ilka did once a short co-commentary for the German TV and she was awesome. The point is that all those people, commentators as well as the former athletes, are too far down the rabbit hole of this entire system. I wish they hired some foreign people who don't cotton candy the shitshow that German wintersports currently is.
I can literally hear Tiril with her broken German
>"JAAAA, das war... wie sagt man?... ein scheise Leistung today."
This is what we truly need. But maybe this is just my opinion. (not gonna happen btw, I know, but one can dream)
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>>153966380
What a nice podium.
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>>153966384
kek
>>153966388
one of the best
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Me in the back
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Big F
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>>153966390
What about Arnd and Erik? How are they in the booth?
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Big Red Minge with the U23 Globe
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>>153966434
all germans have to be careful to not say anything "wrong". one guy who tries to address problems is Felix Neureuther but he also does this only when people are looking for answers after big sports related fuckups (like the Olympic performance this year).
Everyone else is like:
>he's only 28, he's still young and has a lot to learn
>in this sport you only peak at 29 either way so there's no reason to worry about his 24th place
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Branzi is keeping the Trophy
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>>153966434
Erik can be pretty brutal but I think ARD is putting a leash on him - see >>153966489
Can't be too negative and hurt the athletes feelings!
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Loudawg cute celebrating with branzi
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>>153966543
Hate her looks all you want, she seems like a great Person
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Why would you want to listen to commentators trash talking your athletes? It’s not like what they say affect the results, boring listening to negativity.
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>>153966562
I don't want them to needlessly bash them, but you can't sugarcoat every result
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>>153966562
>negativity
>4chan
hate to be that guy, but...
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>>153966527
Commentators are usually pretty kind on their athletes, dont you have the private press to mock them?

Although i do remember the men being mocked for finishing last in the langrenn relay
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Tandrebutt is so emotional she is crying when other people retire.
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>Biathlon Young Star event for boys and girls in Holmenkollen

hm
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>>153966586
She truly is a nice girl.
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>JUST is not retiring
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>>153966586
Everyone's idol!
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>>153966607
What happened with her anyway
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225th for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
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>>153966325
luck
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>>153966582
I think our Media is too soft on our Biathlon Team, maybe that's why they get shat on in Social Media. Dunno if it would help if they got criticized more on the telly.
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>>153966615
She suffered from the credit card clusterfuck I guess. She got arrassed on internet early in the season because of it. This is why Lou called out this nonsense and it reopened the wounds with Jules.
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>>153966553
as a dawg hater I completely agree. there lots of shit personalities (especially in pro sports) and she's definitely one who I can settle on

>>153966562
It's not trashtalking if you speak out the truth. Someone needs to give these people an honest feedback. they so far up in their safe spaces that they literally are not adapted to competition anymore.

Just the simplest example: Someone need to tell Vanessa that she's now leading the entire team and there's no broad shoulders anymore to hide behind. Excuses are only for IBU cup rookies, and someone needs to come up with results.
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>>153966652
>the victim gets harassed
Wtf
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>>153966671
Outsource your media to Sweden then you’ll get your fill of ”the world is ending it’s a fucking catastrophe hang everyone now!” at the smallest setback headlines
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kirkeide has a cute sister!
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Wait. There is another Kirkeeide
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>>153966708
>he says without a pic
Rude
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>>153966671
I think Vanessa is aware of that, it's just that she's no Worldclass Biathlete. She's a reliable Point Scorer and usually doesn't shit the bed too hard in relays but that's it. She's too slow to make up her Shooting Time in the Course and if she shoots a Mistake that's it for her Race. You can't expect everyone to have multiple WC-Victories.
DSV is still deluding themselves that our young Girls will turn out better (which could still happen), I doubt Vanessa will get much better. With Pressure mounting next season she might do even worse since she already had mental Problems in the past.
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>>153966708
She's a Young Star, you sick fuck!
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>>153966722
Emily will save German biathlon. You can cap this post.
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>>153966720
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I just like the way she looks
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>>153966768
Strange bone structure, her cheekbones are kinda unkissable
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NRK are some sick bastards showing this
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>>153966768
why doesn't she look like the other bø brother
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IIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ida on the tv
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>>153966722
I would not say its delusional seeing how Kirkeeide and Michelon fluked olympic golds. Then again, germany does, as people like Bjoerndalen say, "lack behind in training knowledge" aka inhalor technology and other grey zone methods.
The IBU wants to diversify the sport away from the primarily german audience (every major IBU sponsor is targeting the german audience) towards France and Scandinavia. Give it a few more years and if TV numbers drop here there will likely be more german success again.
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Mona Brorsson is on my tv
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>>153966768
That interview.

"You gonna get as good as Maren? No. I'm gonna get better"
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>>153966768
she looks like a friend of mine (girl)
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>>153966682
Yes, people were not happy with Jules suspension (a lenient one btw).
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>>153966768
>so what's your plan today?
>uh.........ski fast and shoot fast
based
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I’m gonna miss Jean-Marc
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Mazet just announced that he's going to coach France again next year
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I've been thinking about Ida lately and how the season felt like it lacked an IMPORTANT puzzle piece
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Is the shooting coach who sounds like he's on a heavy dose of valium still working for our team?
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Are the Women going to cheer the Men on (topless)?
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>>153966872
There's been talk about Jonne Kähkönen, the current Italian women's coach who brought Lisa back from the dark age, coming to Sweden as your new coach.
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>interview with the french big globe winner
>In swedish and norwegian
Wild
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>>153966905
>the shooting coach who sounds like he's on a heavy dose of valium
We call them Swiss
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Schommerbros, one last win
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>>153966910
so that's what love is

Interesting
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>>153966858
Her sister's sister for sure
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Big Jaq the protagonist of biathlon will end the season with a win
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>>153966939
If you throw enough shit on the wall something is bound to stick
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>>153966939
No one can defeat Sturla, he's transcended the mortal realm after relinquishing bitches.
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Sweep me
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>Latvia is gonna be the next /bia/ power house
Blessed timeline
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>Hier sehen wir ein bisschen Dreck auf der Strecke
Woah Sven, don't call Son of Sam that
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>>153966950
>pictured: Sturla's summer break training regime
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>>153966950
How does infidelity and public humilation boost your biathlon powers so much
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Looking into Sturlas Angel Eyes
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>>153966950
He stole Bakken's soul I'm affraid.

>ynr Sivert Bakken
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>finnish skiing
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>finnish skiing
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>>153966970
i'm okay with this
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AFLA
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>>153966989
It's the Hoeberg way of Biathlon
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AFLA
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AFLA
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>>153966950
do you guys think Sturla has become a celibate after messing up, or is he fucking random bitches like crazy now?
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Sturla can beat the all time hit percentage over a season today
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>>153966892
lickable abs
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>Finnish skiing
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Not like this Lozbros
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Feeling a cheeky Botn win to finish the season
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>Sepperle
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>>153966947
Sticky shit indeed
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FUCK
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>>153967010
Not only Women, Men and Children too.
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>>153967029
Mommy
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>>153966905
havent heard anything about him but as i understood it the entire coach teams contracts ends this season so it depends on whether he gets a new contract or not
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>>153967041
Calm down Bernd
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Burkhalter asterisked for something
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Where's Zobelix?
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>>153966970
ABW
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bonsi turbo!
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shitlin cant ski
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Vetlel win
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it's another perrot/sturla fight
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>german predicting
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Another Perrot vs Sturla duel incoming
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>krzsczmar
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>>153967041
Shaqqelæ might be 10 years in the head, but he's not a child
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Missing shots add excitement can someone pass on that knowledge to perrå and lägereld
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>Swiss range mat selection
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>>153967111
Perfection should win, just don't miss
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>welsh flag
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Sturla slow today
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>>153967125
Aren't there dudes that show you where to go?
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>>153967130
Thanks, Erik
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>>153967156
first shooting you shoot on the lane with your starting number
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>>153967156
That was the first shooting so they should go to the mats in the bib order, so Burkhalter must have forgotten what number he's wearing or something.
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>>153967172
>>153967174
Oh yeah, you're right. Didn't think about the first shooting.
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>"it's like when you play golf..."
there's no sentence which could describe this boomer commentator better
>>
AIMBOTTEN
>>
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT BOTN
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>smördal
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PHIL THE POWER NAWRATH
>>
Návrat
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Lmao Perrot compensating for that first shot miss with machine gun fire.
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>>153967214
>Hornliu
>>
Hornliu is such a fucking shitter
>>
>race started at 13:45
>way past 2p.m. when it ended
>"heute morgen"
it's like they're doing this on purpose
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>>153967260
ARD/ZDF doesn't pay you for being competent
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Classic norwegian drool
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fast!
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B O T N B O T N B O T N
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wtf perro
>>
T I T E
>>
BOTNNNNNN
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They're yelling like Nawrat won 5 Olympic Golds today
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Bonsi-bros......
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GERMAN PODIUM
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naWRATH
a
W
R
A
T
H
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Nawrath shoots a perfect race, is it going to be a >4thmany
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No fuck off, is he gets a win they'll say the season wasn't that bad
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That has to be up there with the fastest shooting ever right? Wtf perrot
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why does botn refuse to wipe his mouth?
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>>153967260
They also said 'masse läuft' when Vetle was fast in the downhill section. Total noob show
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>>153967313
His Bib is drenched in drugs, the drool transfers them to his body
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>>153967309
16.7 seconds, so not the world record.
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>>153967313
it would be extremely painful
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How much are the german commentators gushing right now?
>>
CAMMON TYSKLAND
>>
Attention attention, it appears that the race is decided between two athletes who maximized their hitrate by shooting slowly
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CAM ON BOTN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
BOTN ATTACK
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All will be decided in the Lou Jeanmonnot corner
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>>153967361
Imagine if they actually named it like this
>>
the german is dead
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MY MAN
>>
P U K E
U
K
E
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>247 days until biathlon
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SPYEXTRA
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THE BOTN IS NÅDD

And here comes the lunch. KEK
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Botn going so hard he started vomiting at the finish, hardcore.
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Throwing up like a true chad!
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>>153967381
Just fuck my shit up
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>His puke is fucking brown
yuck
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Germanybros, the silver is ours!
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>perrå trying to steal the 2nd place in the photo
baka
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>>153967381
>>
nice
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>Neverlin
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>Perrot the 2nd place thief
Also he and Botn look like twinks compared to burly Nawrath.
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You can choose 1 (one) athlete to level up next season. Which one, western man?
>>
It's over
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>>153967425
don't talk to me or my sister ever again
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>>153967449
for me its sara
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>>153967425
EBerg getting mogged, ugly as a bird
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>>153967449
Tandrebutt
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>>153967449
ARE SARA
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Ola Lund

F
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>>153967492
RIP
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>>153967449
Hobbitsson, end her career with a bang
>>
Botn acquired food from somewhere.
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>>153967449
ilonka obv
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>>153967449
Calle
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>>153967492
e
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>>153967445
>compared to burly Nawrath
Nawrath is the living definition of a diesel engine
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>>153967544
He's a big guy
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>>153967528
kek
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>>153967528
Next year is his year, i can feel it
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>>153967552
4u
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>>153967449
Angel Daleman
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>Mehringer will no loner train our women but will have a high Position in the DSV. We're still thinking about what that entails.
I don't even know anymore what they're doing
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>>153967593
Failing upward like a true bureaucrat.
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Mhh, bottled Dog Piss
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Final overall cup standings:
>W
1) Loulou 1335
2) H-berg 958
3) Lisa 935
4) E-berg 922
5) Suvi 881
6) Jules 827
7) Hobbitsson 803
8) Océane 651
9) Maren 639
10) Camille Benes 600
>M
1) Perrot 1263
2) Sturla 984
3) Aimbotn 968
4) Guld-Sebbe 918
5) Jacquelin 876
6) Domasco 797
7) Vetle 736
8) Bonsi 727
9) Nawrath 716
10) Dale 697
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>>153967678
imagine if sturla came clean earlier
>>
It's over...time to go to the Späti and get the Beer
>>
Son of Sam looks broken
>>
>>153967736
On a sunday.....
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>>153967833
>Complain incessantly about russians
>They get banned
>Still can't win shit
I'd be broken too.
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>>153967736
>he can buy beer on a sunday
Privileged prick!
>>
>we have zero regrowth on the mens side
Gonna be a dark decade ahead again
>>
Vetle kek
>>
>>153967879
What about Melker
>>
Melker? I barely even knew her!
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>>153967449
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I hope Frida has recovered after the mini-collapse she had after the 10km
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>>153967957
Why didn't she start in Oslo?
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>>153967449
heta
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>>153967858
Of course. Sebbe looked at the result sheet and went like 'oh shit this 14th ranked Loginov guy sure is a threat I'm gonna complain and then I will win'
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>>153967449
Tannheimer
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>>153968068
We just genetically hate russians, it can’t be changed
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>>153967449
Vanessa, but I know she's already working on it, cooking a potion
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>>153967879
Trust in Myhlback and that random norwegian we poached
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Vanessa will be burned at 30th of April
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>>153967449
Ida
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>>153967449
As a german, Tannheimer
In general, Lena Repinc
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>>153968127
Myhlback is too much of a headcase, and our stupid federation will bury him for causing trouble
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>>153968185
she's thinner than most ski jumpers
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>>153968209
And have aids marks all over her chest
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>>153968185
she needs to eat
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Time for season's last Klaebowinslol.
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Is it another octuple norwegian sweep?
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>>153968185
uh what the fuck is this
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What the fuck happened with poromaa and anger this season, something is seriously rotten in our team
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>>153968277
Goose chained up to a mushroom, what is there not to understand?
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>>153968104
>genetically hating russians
Based and homo sapiens pilled. Genetics are something given to you by your ancestors for survival, after all.
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>>153968307
Is that a common czechoslovakian thing to chain your geeze to mushrooms?
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>>153968185
i can fix her
>>
Reminder that chaining a goose to a mushroom is a more real and serious activity than skijumping
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>>153968305
mens coaches absolutely suck
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>>153967736
>Beer on Sundays
God I wish I was back in Germany... Maybe I'll make a trip there this summer
>>
What do Scando's even do on sundays if not drink?
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>>153968409
they read the communist manifesto or attend church
>>
Wtf, the American took a pitstop at the side of the track to change skis. Did he break his first pair?
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>>153968409
I’m in a turk pizzeria drinking 9 euro beers right now because i forgot to stock up yesterday.
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Is Burman even a skier anymore, he kinda just disappeared
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>>153968185
>>
>>153968409
suffer
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>>153968426
You can get 7 beers for that in a trashy train station or sport pubs
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>>153968463
Yeah no need to rub it in how our existence is pure suffering
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>>153968448
>what kinda tattoos you want?
>what about a fish that looks like a strawberry, a goose chained to a mushroom and, uh, a tree stump
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>>153968449
You share a country with Juni and Ida, suffering in Norway is literally impossible
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>>153968409
Enjoying the increasing daylight
>>
That’s a big group of norways
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>>153968463
I fetched 4 beers for 6 euro at the Späti
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how big will the sweep be?
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>>153968409
i went hiking today, in-between sports
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This looks like a Klaebo win and a Norway quintuple sweep again.
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The long distance races should be 90km
>>
CAM ON ABW
>>
its over, kläbo wins
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>no one can’t even stop him from pointslutting
Mens langrenn is dead
>>
Is Sky Flying happening? Last time I checked they wanted to start at 18
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>>153968757
he likes the cheese
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>>153968761
Hopefully not
>>
>>153968761
The FIS live result page says
>1st Round (Individual Flying Hill) starts 18:15 CET
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norge train choo choo
>>
frickin epic
>>
Look at him go
>>
Exciting
>>
That Klaebo acceleration simply cannot be matched.
>>
Only a norwegian quintuple, they're losing steam
>>
Wow. Klæbo won.
>>
>>153968839
Shameful dispray
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F Pelle and Jouve
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very exciting race
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>>153968863
Is jouve retiring aswell?
>>
*ahem* finland beat sweden
>>
smell ya later pelle
>>
>Pelle gets the red carpet
The stetson is back too. Happy trails, man.
>>
>>153968761
And now it's
>Competition Cancelled
>>
>>153968880
yea
>>
We need a new dario cologna
>>
>>
>>153968960
>I can't watch sports until the late afternoon
>Goggers actually doesn't choke for once
E finita.
>>
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>>153969086
kek
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>>153969086
Nice
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>>153969086
Showing the unseriousness of skijumping
>>
>>153969086
Quality norwegian botch.
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>>153969086
lmao
>>
>>153969086
>kollaps
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>>153969086
TOTALWINDKOLLAPSEXTRA
>>
WASSBERG MY GOAT
>>
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uxWqvy-XN88

Everyone saying they will go to sleep, except Perrø and Jules who want to party.
>>
>>
>>153969260
Ma nigga
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>>153969260
>>
>>153969047
Tite Lora
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>>153969047
baba yaga and lora linked up??
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Miss her already
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>>153970184
>>
Sex with Diggers
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Jessie getting some nice cheering
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I'm actually pretty tall, so this is how she would look at me
>>
last Jessie race wtf is this real
>>
LETS GO FRIDA
>>
Last Jessie start
>>
Moa Ilar fanclub germany
>>
jessie just smiling
>>
>>153970343
Orange Woman Bad
>>
CANADIAN SKI TEAM
GERMAN FANCLUB
>>
mackie
>>
>>153970393
orange woman best
>>
>>153970378
>Members: 0
>>153970404
>Members: 80 million
>>
>+1.5 C
>wears a buff

why
>>
Kill them Frida, ain’t no one gonna help you set the pace
>>
frida
jonna
weng
>>
For me, it's Le Gruyère
>>
>>153970564
It’s pretty shit desu
>>
It's unbelievably how none of our girls know how to do downhill. They're like Bambi on ice.
>>
>>153970640
>country with no hills
>can’t ski downhill
Not rocket science dude
>>
nej nej nej
>>
SLIP SLIND
>>
lol
>>
FRIDA NO!
>>
CHAOS
>>
kek
>>
EXTRA EXTRA Heidi in front pulling!
>>
NORWEGIAN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON FRIDA
>>
Naj naj naj naj ojojjojoj
>>
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>>153970709
orchestrated by Linn, she's going for a three for three this weekend
>>
Slind you old fucking whore
>>
>>153970709
Holy based
>>
NEEEEEJ
>>
>>153970746
lol
>>
>>153970706
shes done it for 5 minutes now, truly incredible
>>
Orange Woman Dead
>>
>>153970746
hot
>>
Sending my energy to the North Americans
>>
Diggins in front, the audience is loving this
>>
j e s s i e
>>
frida back up front!
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>>153970746
>>153970781
That reminds me
>>
Slind had Frida's butt and feet in her face. So gross
>>
You know what we need? Ebba vs Heidi chess game
>>
>>153970833
oh
>>
Everyone loves NY no one loves me :(
>>
>>153970833
Tite
>>
>>153970833
Is that Falla? Don't remember this.
>>
>>153970872
That's Ingvild and Kalla
>>
>>153970872
Oldhag and Kalla
>>
>>153970879
>>153970881
But who was phone?
>>
why havent frida killed them yet?
>>
>>153970920
She's playing with her prey.
>>
>>153970920
Norwegian assassins
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>>153970746
>>
>norway lamenting the state of their womens team
Is a sixtuple+ the only thing that matters?
>>
200 km Mass Start when
>>
>>153970956
Beating the swedes is what matters.
>>
w e n g
>>
frida have to go...
>>
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>>153970953
Literally 100% her own fault, she stepped on Slind's skis twice in a row
>>
>>153970833
based
>>
Final lap for Jessie :(
>>
>>153970967
Nah that’s us, you’re supposed to be above it
>>
>>153970983
We aren't.
>>
diggers is charging up
>>
It’s like they talked it out and decided to race a perfect race for jessie
>>
Last bonus points for Jessie :(
>>
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Helen Hoffmann
>>
COME ON FRIDA
>>
Looks like Frida is about to start her attack.
>>
Who’s the one in green?
>>
GRØTTING
>>
>>153971067
Stacy energy.
>>
>>153971066
some australian
>>
>>153971066
Fordham from Australia.
>>
Last km for Jessie :(
>>
>DIGGINS
>>
DIGGERS DOWN
>>
Last crash for Jessie?
>>
>American skiing
>>
JESSIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>gidings
>>
NEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIII
>>
DIGGINS DOWNFALL
>>
>doing an Ebba
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ
>>
>Jessie skiing
NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>
last fall for jessie :(
>>
>>153971066
Mack the Wife
>>
FRIDA????
>>
>dragging sprinters to a sprint off
Retards
>>
jonnas massive dumper drags jessie down
>>
J O N N A
O
N
N
A
>>
>>153971127
Did she fall too kek
>>
Show Mackie
>>
>>153971141
she mustve but i didnt see it
>>
>Svahn and Jonna
>Jonna and Svahn
Not sure if sprint or 20km
>>
>ruining Linn's weekend
lappjävel
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it's never been more over
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>>153971127
What the fuck happened, she finished after jessie that fell down
>>
jessie's last champagne
>>
>ruining Linn's weekend
based princess
>>
>>153971155
extremely based
fuck linn (not sexual)
>>
It's over

F Jessie
>>
Sonja^37
>>
>>153971152
>>153971164
Something must have happened to her, she lost 25 seconds in the last 1.3km
>>
>>153971155
Cool it with the racism anon, lappjävlar are people too
>>
>>153971158
natural girls without makeup are cute
>>
Diggins fat sister spotted
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Heidi can stay, but I never want to see the Weng goblins waste a spot ever again
>>
>>153971203
t. learned about Jessie 36 seconds ago
>>
Now what.
>>
>>153971085
Very very lickable teeth
>>
I’m increasingly nervous about the age of our team and the norwegian
>>
>>153971217
sm next weekend
>>
>>153971217
Now serious and real sports remains
>>
>>153971217
Hibernation
>>
Swirbul is a giant compared to Jessie
>>
>>153971217
nm next week

>>153971229
nobody cares
>>
>>153971217
Glue classics x2 next weekend
>>
>>153971226
They turned it around somehow. It was not too long ago that Norgays were the hags and you were the young guns but now Frida is retiring, Linn is frail and Jonna isn't the youngest either, Maja too. On the other hand you have some promising dudes coming up.
>>
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Great season guys, really enjoyed the shitposting
>>
>>153971241
dios mio
>>
>>153971241
i thought she retired
>>
>>153971261
There were a bunch of americans who retired, then later un-retired. Maybe she was one of them.
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>>153971261
She did
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this is the end
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>>153971287
Lickable teeth
>>
New thread:
>>153971297
>>153971297
>>153971297
>>
>>153971253
>Frida is retiring
Confirmed?
>>
>>
>>153971217
8 months of nothing
>>
>>153971299
Nice røv
>>
>>153971309
After Falun 2027, she has announced it for years.
>>
>>153971309
definitely not
>>
>>153971309
After Falun
>>
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>>153971327
>>153971330
>>153971331
>>
>>153970962
in 6 days
https://www.nordenskioldsloppet.com/
>>
>>153971217
t&f
>>
>>153971483
I can’t into it, i can’t watch something we don’t have a microscopic chance to win in, i’m a fairweather watcher i guess
>>
>>153971543
you have that greek pole jumper guy
>>
>>153971543
I enjoy watching it and we never win anything
>>
>>153971581
I can’t into AFLA misery, we have to win something to keep my interest
>>
>>153968505
I'm surprised none of you AI'd this webm yet.
>>
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>>153972839
Go away slop merchant.



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