Friday > Bournemouth 2-2 Man PoonitedSaturday>Brighton Hove & Albion 2-1 Liverpool >Fulham 3-1 Burnley>Everton 3-0 Chelsea>Leeds 0-0 Brentford Sunday>Newcastle 1-2 Sunderland >Villa 2-0 West Ham>Forest 3-0 Spurs
fucking spuds
Actual New>>153940005>>153940005>>153940005>>153940005
Can we talk about Chelsea?
>>153968732they want every manager to be sacked
One Hundred and Thirty Five Million Great British Pounds
>>153968801almost as much as the contract of Alexis Sanchez at Manchester United
Liversissy has had ENOUGH We still believe in Arne Slut but we need major investment in the summer.
>jobbing to brightonHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Liversissy you fucking retard.
>>153968821Wait. Who lost to Brighton this week?
>>153968836Wasn't my team I can tell you that.
Liverpool dropped points to THIS spurs team????
Man Poo lost to THIS Newcastle team?? (Newcastle had 10 men)
>>153968851>>153968860Oh deary me. What a grim little club.
Wtf GROK is based??
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!?
>Newcastle United captain Bruno Guimaraes is set to join Manchester United this summer
Mantroony loves GROK for this reason
>>153968961>you'll never win anything without diving and crying BANGER TWEET
>>153968991Multiple sources are stating Newcastle want between £64M and £69M. Good price for their best player. Are they accepting midtable mediocrity?
>>153969036Afraid so. The Fagpies golden era saw them win the Milk Cup against Slut's Liverpoo.
>>153968821Brighton away is a tough fixture for "big" clubs
>>153969062So why did Liverpoo lose?
my arsies are going to win today :)my firesies won yesterday :)
>>153969090AND our liversissies LOST yesterday :)
>>153969005DaveDavid CooteGROKMan United DNA is nonce DNA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
>Boresnal
>Borechester City
>>153969090My two teams won yesterday
>>153969131The more I've seen his posts the more I'm convinced "Dave" genuinely is David Coote. Remembering his Kloppo obsession.
Another day another liversissy meltyIts not our fault his team keeps losing.
Arsenal don't care about this cup btw
>>153969396sounds about right, he's been seething all day
>>153969396yeah he's really gone off the wall since Liverpool got him banned from his gay ref shagging parties
How did Chelsea end up with both Kepa and Sanchez?
MANCHESTER IS BLUE
>arteta falling for the "pep plays his second string keeper so I'd better do it as well" mindgamelol, lmao
>>153969469Slut is the man just trust the process
Say, when they engrave the name of the winners on the cup before full time, what happens if the other team makes a come back? Do they have a couple of spare bases just in case?
quadruple status fellow gunnies....?
>why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just waitGreatest meme of all time tbhwy
>>153969090Your arsie has been absolutely raped today
>>153970168once it's on the cup it's official
>>153970168They dont engrave it before, they were just writing with a marker to engrave on it after. If someone makes a comeback they just erase it and write the other teams name.
there goes the quadruple
>Newcastle winger Harvey Barnes is set to be called up to Thomas Tuchel's England squad to replace the injured Eberechi Eze.
>>153968699Honestly just do itGallagher strikes me as a triffic lad
>>153970485#welcometowestham
>>153970509Deserves it
>>153968732only if you if you can prove that you>respect the ball
CITYWINSLOL HAS BEGAN
How long do we think the EMERGENCY MEETING is going to be tonight?
The undisputed energy drink master
Noticing that Osaka bin Laden did nothing today
>>153970646>liverpussies in the top 4Kek, unlikely
>>153971588that's Captain Osaka bin Laden
Warra day for AssnaWarra day for da Spuuz
Manchester is blue.
Liverpool is gay
Lisandro Martinez will be fit to play Man United's next game which Maguire will miss through suspension.
>>153970389That makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
>>153971908the man midget?
West Ham are going to ruin everyone's season and be so shit for the last 7 games that Spurs stay up by the skin of their teeth
>>153970646not like the table I predicted last week
>>153972031Then Spurs buy Bowen
>>153972011The midget who scored a header on Liverpoo's man mountain
Mad how Ten Hag won more with United than Arteta has with Arsenal
Crazy how shit Spurs can be without getting relegated
>>153972383Mad that Arteta has won a major trophy yet shat himself in his first final since.
There's a compilation from today's game of City players refusing to press Arsenal's backline, and it caused Arsenal players to mentally shut down and not know what to do. Also ultimately where the first goal came from
>>153969090>
>Cheeky Everton Champions League push is onLast day Everton vs Spurs could be win and you’re in for both sides
>>153969090GAPED and KWABBED
Got a feeling that today's result could derail the rest of Arsenal's season. They've been shit last few games. Will probably still win the PL though, other than City away they've got an easy run. The only way I see them blowing that is if City don't drop a point between now and the end of the season.
>WHATKHINNNNSnot really the same when some bints shrieks
>>153968675West ham looking shit again. No Tottenham relegation. Wonder if Tottenham will panic and hire sean dyche or big sam
I'm going to really enjoy watching Arsenal bottle the Champions League final
Igor jesus defeated igor tudor
>>153974248They could lose to Porto
Max Dowman is now the youngest player to LOSE the Carabao final. ANOTHER RECORD
I think Liversissy and DSL would be good friends
https://x.com/i/status/2035635353013358735The shit your captain sent before getting slapped 3-0 at homeCouldnt happen to a nicer club
>>153974408LMAO
>>153974898Pissi Cuckitini
kepa's blunder really made me realize that chelsea fans have short term memories, they crucify blueco for bringing in big money shitters and hoarding teenage prospects when it was actually roman himself who created this model
There is a small outside chance that if the gulf continues to blow up, Man City's owners might be forced to sell just to get some quick cash.
What a week
>>153974898Thing that amazed me most about this is the emojis in the filename
>>153975397If that happened the accounts would come out and city would get relegated
>>153972175shame it didn't make the man midget a good defender
Can't believe the mighty tran u with manager of the decade Carrick got slapped up by Bournemouth
>>153976689Not particularly of the man u international customer based but they did get refballed. They also didn't lose.
I can't start!
>>153976689It was infact a draw
>>153976934so they got slapped up despite have PGMOL advantage to draw the game? grim
>>153976967Hello mr sir
btw i'm finally care about thunderland now
Pray for Igor Tudor not only he's an awful manager his dad just passed away
>>153977089That’s quite peak. Imagine the conversation: “sorry your dad died, also you’re fired btw.” At least the payout would be good
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>153974408The NEW STARBOY
One for the /sp/ oldfags:>Non-league Rushden & Diamonds have told Bruno Andrade and Tyler Winters to look for other clubs after an on-pitch fight led to both being sent off.>The two team-mates were shown red cards following the incident in the first half of Saturday's 3-0 defeat by Loughborough Students.>A club statement said Andrade and Winters had been told they would not be picked again for the remainder of the Northern Premier League Midlands Division season and they are "free to pursue opportunities" elsewhere.
Seeing some of the reactions to the final yesterday, if Arseanal bottle the league we are going to witness a once in a millenium head loss. We're talking the bodies of gay gooners littering the streets, gutters overflowing with tears
>>153977214Game's back
>>153977214based Lufbra working those janettys into a shoot
>>153977225More black gooners than gay gooners
Imagine being a gooner
I was going to post “imagine being a gay gooner” but the gay bit is a little redundant
>Liam Rosenior's former Hull team mate, Kevin Kilbane: "He’s unrecognisable to the player and the person I knew. It’s like he’s swallowed a psychologist’s manual or a sporting mentor’s memoir. To me, everything he says is waffle, drivel, nothing."
>>153977422So we produce a huddle around the ball to „respect the ball“.So when the ball boy throws in a new ball, don‘t we have to produce a new huddle around the new ball to respect it as well?
>>1539774224 years later and 2b spent to have so many error prone and poor quality players is abysmal:We got poor goalkeepers who cannot defend basic shots and make proper runs for the ball. Sanchez had a good run in the beginning of the season, saves us couple of times maybe. But he is not good enough.We have defenders who impose 0 aerial threat, lack positioning skills and are terrible at reading the gameWe have wasteful wingers who have 0 impact on the game (apart from Estevao maybe)We have/had a catastrophic end product in the last couple of years with Jackson and Delap (Joao Pedro is decent recently)We employ mediocre managers (all of them were not good enough and qualified enough).I don't want to be a downer, but we are not reaching the UCL spot. No chance with this play. Worst thing is that we will have to probably listen and even probably accept offers for some players that actually care and try like Enzo. Quality players will leave.Some of these players played under 5 managers (7 if you include caretakers) in couple of years. Nobody wants to be a part of that.
>Relegation appears a genuine possibility for Spurs after 13 Premier League matches without a win and Tudor’s position as head coach has been plunged back into doubt after recent signs of promise disintegrated.>Tudor did not undertake media duties following this latest defeat after being informed of a family bereavement. His assistant, Bruno Salter, insisted they feel the full support of the board.>Tottenham have already made contingency plans in the event of the Croatian’s departure, with former Monaco manager Adi Hütter understood to be a serious contender.>Hutter is out of work and available, with Tottenham now facing a major decision with seven games remaining. They are yet to win in the league in 2026 and head into the international break perched just one place above the dreaded dotted line.>All eyes will now be on chief executive Vinai Venkatesham, whose appointment of Tudor has proved such a bitter disappointment
Another day another mantroony midnight melty
>>153977461Made some truly baffling transfer decisions, no idea what your hierarchy saw in Garnacho. I know there's a pattern of players who have struggled at United doing alright when they've gone elsewhere but that guy was not the one
>>153977422Strange flag
Just shown my wife the latest liversissy melty and she burst out laughing. Absolutely Jota'd her sides.
You threw away a lead at home vs your hated local rivals. You don't get to laugh at other clubs. Especially not the reigning champions.
>Cristian Romero promises ‘200%’ effort in Tottenham’s battle against relegation200% of 0 is 0
>Spurs looking at Adolf Hutter to replace Tudor
>>153977578>Hütter's grandmother persuaded his parents to name their son Adolf, in memory of his uncle, who died at the age of 27 in a rock avalanche. However, he is always called by his nickname "Adi", possibly due to the name Adolf being commonly associated with Adolf Hitler.[45]Hmmmm yes only the forename contributes to the similarity.
>>153977580Youd think maybe a middle name
Funniest part of yesteday was city players going into detail on what they did. It's like pep's trying to coach the rest of the league on what to do vs arsenal
>>153977559You're a plastic bandwagoner, your opinion is irrelevant.
>>153977580big man Adi Dassler got caught in the wreckage
>>153977597Arsenal are gonna lose every game from now onThe greatest bottlejob the world has ever seen
Why are they allowed to have an /eternal faggot/ thread? No other teams in any sport have regular generals. Is it just containment or what?
>>1539777551. they just have a lot of foreign fans for some reason. arsenal is a popular club outside of the UK2. they're thin-skinned as fuck and craved a hugbox. this site has way too many hugboxes masquerading as "generals">allowedit's still sport-related.
>>153977755If I remember it was started up during the London Olympics (yes, it was really THAT long ago) because everyone else was talking about the Olympics.>>153977764Even if it's on topic it's a shame it can't be pulped for good. Can say the same about certain generals on other boards.
west ham legend dimitri payet has announced his retirement
Even though Chelsea play City next match week the biggest game in the CL qualification race is somehow Brentford vs Everton
>>153977461>>153977485It constantly astounds me how Chelsea can spend so much to persistently end up with so little.
United players pulling out of their international teams despite being not injured and only playing an average of one match every fortnight is utterly shameless and needs to be documented here and then on 4plebs.org for years to come
>>153977755Why not faggot? Let them have their play area Who gives a shit
>>153977874That’s because the sane mind struggles to comprehend spending 2 Billion pounds on footballers who are NOT proven stars and are instead “high potential”. They could have bought 30 players for £66m average each, that would have let them get a squad of the best young (21-28) players in the world. Instead they bought 50 teenagers, some like Mudryk for prices that would have bought a superstar like Kvaratskhelia.
leny yoro would be chelsea's best defender if he played there now
>City wins domestic treble>Liverpool barely misses out on CL>Newcastle goes to the conference league>Spurs barely surviveThese things will happen this season
>>153977995United wins nothing even in this wet dream of yours lmfao
>>153977755Ever since general culture started on this board people have realised you can keep a thread going with like 3 people who care enough to bump it.Like look in the f1 thread or similar ones half the time and they have absolutely no discussion going on, it's the same with Arsenal.
>>153978004/cric/ is undoubtedly one of the worst for that.
We go through why there's an /arse/ at least once a month and we have to constantly repeat it for newfags (in short it's because Arsenal talk dominated /epl/) That said Arsenal talk still dominates this dog shit general so they need an /arse2/
>>153978025>(in short it's because Arsenal talk dominated /epl/) Absolutely delusional babble.
if Igor Tudor's past 2 weeks were a storyline in Sky One's Dream Team everyone would say it was too unrealistic
white power baby>Arsenal defender Ben White has been called up to the England squad for the first time in more than three years.>The 27-year-old has not been involved since leaving the camp during the 2022 World Cup in Qatar for personal reasons.>White then made himself unavailable for selection for the rest of Gareth Southgate's reign.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2dy01l238o
>>153978147>More Arsenal chokersEngland will not even reach the semis this year
>>153978147I guess tuchs liked that body check on cherki
Summerville will be back for West Ham after the break, he’s in the Netherlands squad but Ronald Koeman has agreed not to play him. I believe.
>>153977939Very inappropriate to be calling people faggot without reason you fucking faggot
>>153978205Isn't that because he's injured
>arse so bad>arse bad>hate arse me>constantly talk about arse>why is there an arse general
>Enzo Fernandez on Real Madrid links: “We’ll see after the World Cup. We've had zero talks as of now. Honestly, nothing. Now we’re focused on Chelsea and what’s left of the last few games this season”
>>153978211Shut it you arse bandit and get out of artetas hole. Won’t tell you again
>>153978207He should be back, it was a calf strain
>>153978025it's because Arseanal fans wanted a safe space to post their faggy gifs of the players they fancy
>20 G/A in 15 gamesNice, he should be able to deputy for Harry Wilson or Sancho next season on the right wing
>>153978294El bencho wont stay
My boy?
Man United lost to 10 man Everton and 10 man Newcastle
come on you irons!
chelsea fans on enzo saying he wants to leave
Ranking newly signed strikers this season1. Pedro2. Ekitike3. Sesko4. Woltemade5. Gyokeres6. Delap7. Wissa8. Isak
It's fair to say that 400k a week for Mohammad Salah is NOT good value. He quite frankly reeks.
>>153978535What does he reek of?
>legendary trans icon Wayne Trooney has just taken a massive dump on Phil "Zest Lord" Foden by referring to his participation in Man City's cup final win vs Mikel Sharteta's Arselol as a "charity sub"
>>153978690LIVERPOOL
>>153978458awful human being too
>>153978510Well at least Isak was cheap
>>153978003>United wins nothing even in this wet dream of yours lmfaoKEK
Trying to complete football on infinite craft
>>153978793You're mom was cheap, m9
Liversissy posting all day while everyone is at work. Bless his gay little head x
>>153979083KEK he has done that hasn't he
>>153978707>>legendary trans icon Wayne Trooney HOWLING
Jorginho in some drama with a shilled pseudqueer pop slag?
good evening lads how are the sky 6 cartel oppressing us today?
>>153979083>>153979273I'm becoming more confident this is either a psyop to further destroy football interest, like the national campaign against the FLA, or just one severely ill, lonely (potentially disabled) man solo posting all day every day.Either way it's shit up this general almost beyond comprehension.
>>153977550>Just shown my wife the latest liversissy melty and she burst out laughing. Absolutely Jota'd her sides.Doleman Dave and his dosser wife haven't found a job yet it seems
>>153978222talking as if he isn't on an 11 year contract
kepa having yet another really dogshit league cup final was not on my list of predictions
>>153979335KEK BODIED LIVERSISSY
>>153979412One of those players who everyone knows is bad yet gets like 4 top clubs anyway
Tuchel picking Ben White, who doesn't even want to play for England, over 66 is fucking hilarious.
>66just vomited in my mouth
>>153979412Why not? It's Kepa. And against City too. I feel like that was destined to happen.
>>153979734He just hated Southgate because Southgate wanted to out him for social justice points.
Thinking about Marc Guehi snubbing Liverpoo for Man City (he wanted a proper club).
>>153979830Hahaha, I'm thinking about Kloppo announcing Caicedo for a club record fee
>>153979755He is a disgusting rat isn't he
>>153979841I miss his shit eating grin
>>153979734>still bitter>still obsessed>still smaller than Real Madrid
>>153979734>>153979755>>153979855>>153979969Never forget
>>153979830Like Anderson and Semenyo snubbing Man Poo for Man City (they wanted a proper club).
if i understand correctly, this general just two schizos?
>>153979990just one yanited schizo and a few ABUs
Liversissy having his daily melty. It's not our fault his team dropped points to spurs and Brighton mind you.
>>153979985>Like Anderson and Semenyo snubbing Man Poo for Man City (they wanted a proper club).KEK
>>153979990>if i understand correctly, this general just two schizos?>>153979999>just one yanited schizo and a few ABUsthat part
He isn't wrong
>>153979981Isn't it INCREDIBLE how Liverpool fans SUDDENLY realised Trent was complete shit as a defender the second he wanted to leave? Despite them having ironically defended the fuck out of him when everyone else said he was shite?
What a fucking finish
>>153980250>fluke goal to break a deadlock between 2 shite teams
>>153980265put your hate for trooncastle aside for one clip and shit on manure la
>>153980250Bro almost fell over but tranny maguire let him cook
>>153980250How fucking short of an attention span did the guy who made this have? Was there really a fucking need to speed this up?
>>153980241Begged him not to leave and then sent him death threats for simply completing his contract. Grim little club.
Genuinely goal of the season
>>153980426Tranisson didn't know what hit him
>>153980426Look at Trans Dyke aura defending...
>>153980426They're not very good without the Transfield Library's 12th man
>>153980426Live reaction to that goal from Liverpool Legend Gaymie Tranniger (0 EPL won).
>>153980426Actual screamer
>>153978730Sickening
>>153980426Ridiculous levels of bloot
>>153980426take a bow son
>>153980426TOP BINS
>>153968675It's sad that Spurs and West Ham can't both be relegated.
Liversissy tried and he lost. Just like Liverpoo.
Promising signs at Tottenham
>“Sunderland remain on course to be the first top-flight team without an English scorer in any competition since the 1890s”.
Imagine Kane wins the Balon D'or the year Spurs go down
Rodri proved that Declan Rice will never be a world class midfielder.
>>153980250when life gives you Lammens
3 weeks of nothingness
why does arsenal get a whole thread separate from this one? i always found it oddi do not know the lore because i don't follow european football but i'm curious about it
>>153982353tranny containmentit’s for the best
>>153982353because there's a lot more arsenal fans on /sp/ than any other club and they were shitting up, surprised manure didn't get their own general but there's only really one manure schizo despite being the most insufferable fanbase it goes from manure, arsenal, liverpool, chelsea
>>153982353Arsenal has a large american fanbase and they don't like english banter so they made their own thread. If it was a matter of being gay, liverpool fans would have their own thread too.
>>153982353>t. Never met an arsenal fan
>>153981100They haven't had an English scorer in any competetion since the 1890s? That is crazy
>>153980850They're both just trying to avoid Millwall in the prem
>>153980347Kek exactly what I thoughtImagine being unable to watch a video for 24 seconds: https://twitter.com/i/status/2029369274171588882
>>153978222Didnt Chelsea sign him for like 100mil? Real wouldn't buy him for that surely
>>153980250HILARIOUS that this broke Dave and made him samefag his own post hahahaha always has to copy when he seethes
>Paris Saint-Germain request Lens match postponement due to Liverpool tieoh they are scared of the redmen in europe
>>153983341Just like they were scared of Chelsea when the exact same thing happened against Nantes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy4wp49wvp3o
Lens (a point behind PSG) understandably absolutely seething about the decision: https://twitter.com/RCLens/status/2036190719682200032Machine translation of the most interesting part:>It does indeed appear to us that a troubling sentiment is taking hold: that of a French championship gradually relegated to the status of an adjustment variable at the whim of the European imperatives of some. A singular conception of sporting equity, the equivalent of which is hard to find in other major continental competitions.>Changing the date of this match today would mean, for Racing Club de Lens, being deprived of competition for 15 days and then chaining matches every three days—a rhythm that corresponds neither to the one defined at the start of the championship, nor to the resources of a club that could absorb this type of new constraint without consequence.>It would therefore be understood that the tenth budget in the championship should adapt to the demands of the most powerful, in the name of interests that, evidently, now extend beyond the domestic framework, which has already been lightened in recent seasons (L1 reduced to 18 clubs, discontinuation of the Coupe de la Ligue).>Beyond this particular case, the question raised is more fundamental: that of the respect due to the competition itself. For it is permissible to wonder when, on its own soil, the championship sometimes seems relegated behind other ambitions, however legitimate they may be.
I remember wilfried nancy
Has tudor just left spuds?
>>153983396Seems like it's going to be Di Zerbi any second now. Probably would've been yesterday if Tudor's dad hadn't died. Poch did an interview last night too saying Spurs wanted him after he left PSG then said he missed the Premier League so likely he won't want to the Spurs job now.
>>153983411we just need 4 more midfielders bro and we'll win the league bro wallahi
>>153979335Whats FLA
>>153979412I didnt even realise he played for arsenal. He should start for mid table club like Newcastle, god knows why they bought ramsdale
Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
>>153968675
>>153983423Football lads alliance
>>153982738ESL moment
>>153983411>>153983468>>153983531Painfully obvious samefagging. I guess that's one way to kill a general.
>Erling Haaland spent €118,000 on a 430-year-old Viking Kings saga and donated it to his hometown: "I've never been a big reader, but I want people to read about those who came from my area"
>>153983706why did he donate a viking king's saga to leeds
>>153983721Well, he didn't >Erling Haaland and his father Alfie Haaland secretly placed the winning bid over the phone at a December auction, purchasing a 1594 edition of Snorre Sturlason's Kongesagaer, a chronicle of the Viking kings of Norway.>The Mattis Størssøn edition is described by experts as "the icon among all icons" of Norwegian literature and the only complete copy in private ownership, making it the most expensive Norwegian book ever sold (1.3 million NOK / €118,000).>Rather than keeping it, Haaland donated the book to Time municipality in Jæren, the area where he grew up. He is also inviting local children and young people to take part in a competition connected to the gift.
>>153983721kek
>>153982962Such a good goal>24 seconds:And the end of that is just the celebration and reactions from others as well. So they basically sped up a 17-18 second clip. The kids, as they say, are cooked.
>>153983649what is a gimmick?
>>153982962The webm was too big to upload when it was 24 seconds u silly goose.
>>153983763Retarded as fuck, that's what.>>153983780Could have easily resized it.
Are you team Danny Dyer or team Big 'Fatherless' Zuu?
>>153983819Then you should have a favourite cricket team
>How could Kepa do this to us?!?
>>153983819>Hassan was born in London and grew up on the Mozart Estate in Harrow Road, which is located in West London. His mother is from Sierra Leone and his father is from Lebanon.Bullshitter.
>>153983837Kepa was the only reason why that match was even watchable. It started off looking like it could be a good game but after like 20 mins Arsenal gave up completely. Then it was just City doing old City things and just constantly trying to score and Arsenal just being stunned. Kepa at least made it a lot funnier. First by not passing the ball and just standing there for like 2 mins straight and then the goals.
>>153983819Hate that big fat cunt. Always posting himself at Anfield, flaunting that he's getting free tickets, the shameless widebeast. Incedentally, that seems to have stopped since a certain right back fucked off.....Another reason to hate him.
Is G Nev a boyhood Man City fan or something?
FA considers The Weeknd more important than Arteta's favourite trophy
>>153981100Who were the last? I'm guessing Blackburn or someone who lost an FA Cup tie when not a member of the league, and only had a Scotsman score or something
>>153983819So basically zuu is a fat plastic rootless faggot and a walking example of why mass migration is an absolute failure. BACK you go. Don’t care if you were born here. Your parents rob a shop, you don’t keep the money.
>>153983763Not really a gimmick is it
>>153983360Are PSG the most tinpot club in European soccer?
>>153983948Yes nicely summed up
>>153983930Soccer is for women now, CHUD x
>>153983931Incredibly Sunderland themselves: https://archive.is/FjkHy>Anthony Gordon scored in the Tyne-Wear derby — Newcastle United’s 44th goal by an Englishman this season — but Sunderland remain on course to be the first top-flight team without an English scorer in any competition over one season since the 1890s. And who were that distant team? Sunderland themselves, whose Scots-filled side recorded that distinction seven years in a row from 1890 to 1897. The only other league cases have been registered by fourth-tier Newport County in 1971-72 and second-tier Swansea Town in 1954-55 and 1956-57 — all of them packed with Welshmen.
>Liam Rosenior safe even if Chelsea miss out on Champions League - telegraph
>spend 150m for a worse Diaz>offer Diaz to an Europan rival
>chop off willy>become a manure customerglory glory tran united
Darwin Nunez and Luis Diaz were too strongminded for that feminized Dutch faggotHe likes wimpy, skinny, faggy players like Frimpong and AuschWirtz.
>>153984095True
>>153984095>darwin>strongmindhe was retardmind
europe
>Man City now have more trophies than Arsenal
>>153984115I believe in the Cazoo brotherhood
>>153983819Literally who
>>153983360Quite eloquent writing yknow
>>153984161I look like this
>>153984161Is that Jeremy Irons?
>>153984095The barista at my Starbucks is saying this.
>>153983837How is Saka getting away with it bros
>>153984360Face blind
>>153984574Never heard of him
>>153984581Daleys brother
>>153984101This, you can't be affected by pressure when all your mental bandwidth is taken up remembering how to use cutlery
>>153984574Come on, there's a little bit of him in thereI definitely don't have autism guyshaha
>Tel injuredIt’s over
my arsiesmy firesies:( :)
>>153984623Just saw this about him:>On 13 February 2026, Núñez was omitted from Al-Hilal's league squad following the arrival of Karim Benzema, as foreign-player limits prevented his registration for the second half of the 2025–26 domestic season, although he remained eligible to play in the AFC Champions League Elite.He probably turns up on a league matchday and wonders why he isn't the squad.
>>153984839bottled a cup KEK
>>153984599The Dutch do have some weird names
I do enjoy the big bouncy anime titties in the ads at the top of the page but it does make browsing “the chan,” or “the channel” as it’s sometimes called, a little bit awkward in public
Penandes kek
GOAT Salah leaving at the end of the season bombazo
>>153985286
Liversissy got raped by his dad
Liverpool banter years back in full force with that Salah announcementImagine signing a two year contract last season then fucking off after a year because you and the team have been shite
OK now Liverpool can spend another £300 million and get top 4
>>153985426;)
Salah has done an absolute number on them here. >Threw his toys out the pram and got backed by the club, irrecoverably ending any authority Slot might have had. >Get's to coast his last few months phoning it in on the BADBWOY contract
>Bruno Guimaraes has agreed personal terms with Manchester United'Sandcastle is disintegrating
>>153985488Ah nice 450k per week for a sandcastle midfielder
>>153985502Would kill every anon in this thread to earn that a year let alone weekly
>>153985488>>153985414It really seems like only one of ManU and Liverpool can be in a banter era, guess this is the time where they both switch again.
>>153985451Wheres he going? Will they get any money for him?
>>153985515He's going to be a free agent, fucking comedy ending to his Liverpool spell.Still not as bad as the time United let go of De Gea in the summer with no warning, at least Salah is going to get a send off.
>>153985512>It really seems like only one of ManU and Liverpool can be in a banter era, guess this is the time where they both switch again.>Man U not in a banter era anymore because they have a 31 year old penalty merchant and Carrick at the wheelMaybe once they can beat 10 men
>>153985531Weren't saudis offering big money just last year?
>>1539855562023: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66683099
>>153985431>leave treble winning bayern for a Liverpool team that will finish worse than united
>>1539855732023 wasnt last year... slow passage of time is really getting to me lads
Liversissy in TATTERS as his GOAT wants to leave the grim little club Liverpool. Can't blame him.
Salah is a traitor and l hope he gets booed in his last game
>>153984025>all of them packed with Welshmenimagine the smell
>>153985618YNW..Ack
Salah > Cristiano Ronaldo and this makes Dave dilate
>>153985602Kek so fucking true
The Egyptain Queen is leaving :(How long before Liverpool customers start giving him death threats
Mo Salah has more goal contributions than Sesko and Cunha? This is the washed king?
>>153985688They've already started: >>153985618Grim little club
If Liverpool didn't offer massive wages and massive signing on fees no one would sign for their little club
>>153985716thought cunthair was supposed to be good
>>153985508You won't do shit.
Just took a big sloppy Isak on the Wirtz...
>>153985729this but manure which is why Liam Delap SNUBBED them
>>153985087>Penandes kekWhy is Bruno taking the piss out of his own club
>Open /epl/>Characterfaggotry>Close /epl/
>>153985286>talkSPORT understands Mo Salah has effectively walked away from the last year of his £400,000-a-week #LFC contract to allow him to leave for free.I guess whatever fee that was needed to sign him will go to his next mega wage from either the Saudis or a MLS club
Poohammad Trannah
Wayne Trooney was a banger and has Dave trying to get his forced copies off of the ground (something which a plane carrying manure players failed to do in Munich)
>>153985833>Wayne TrooneyIt's absolute dogshit because it makes no sense thanks to Rppmy being neither a tranny nor fucking them. It just sounds retarded.The most unhinged part is you continuing to push it because you'll *never* come up with a real banger like scousaar and you can't get over it.Now get the fuck out of my thread you annoying little skip rat.
>>153985855>>Wayne Trooney>It's absolute dogshit because it makes no sense thanks to Rppmy being neither a tranny nor fucking them. It just sounds retarded.>The most unhinged part is you continuing to push it because you'll *never* come up with a real banger like scousaar and you can't get over it.>Now get the fuck out of my thread you annoying little skip rat.Holy fucking worked KEKKKKKalso, GMS
>>153985855>Rppmy what did this rentboy mean by this?
>>153985880Welcome newfriend
>>153985880It's a hot girl thing, don't worry about it
>>153985286Welcome to Brenford, inshallah
Comprehensive David Dilation.
apologise to the rashinator
>>153985743More of a dodged bullet than a snub kek
>>153986086haaland sissies??
Scousaars was the absolute BANGER that triggered these embarrassing Liversissy attempts to create slander names.
>>153986181>ScousaarsKek
>>153986181
>>153986086If Watkins took pens he’d be in the top 5
Liverpool ultras aren't taking the news well...
>havent been on /epl/ in a week or two let's see whats up>99% mental illness character spam>close /epl/
>>153986479Heartbreaking news
>>153986479Bless his gay little head x
>>153986490sorry about dave, he's scared a lot of people away
>>153986490Pretty much
guess its going to be nothing but tedious characterfagging until international break is over
They can try and rewrite history all they want but they were shoving Salah out of the door at the same time as Jota
>>153986086Spurs will forever get away with how they wasted Kane because they're just a small club
>>153986479Straightest liverpool customer
HARRY MAGUIRE has the highest CB AEIRAL DUEL SUCCESS RATE in the Premier League this season with 77%. Virgil Van Djik is 2nd with 75% and Ibrahima Konate is 3rd with 72%.
HARRY MAGUIRE got sent off and gifted a penalty in his last match.
Monguire is 100% going to cost England the world cup.
>>153986743Most soulful player in England >>153986859>>153986923Tranny
Dear oh dear Harry, another blunder
>>153986951yeah what about tranny maguire the IRA bastard?
>>153986743>>153986951Maguire filters /sp/. For some reason, trannies really don't like him.
>>153986998>For some reason, trannies really don't like him.Transchester Dilated customers don't like Maguire, yep
>>153986998>>153987015I like him though :3
>>153986644>>153986669i lied i opened /epl/ up again teeheebut yeah it seems to come in waves, the mental illness spam, seems really bad lately aka the past few months. ill check back again later
>>153987026>I like him though :3>Batty Manguire Kekkkkkkk
>>153987035It spikes when slipperpool do slipperpool things like getting bullied by Brighton.
What triggered tonight's liversissy melty?
Just got back to the Wirral, I think it's fair to say Salah has absolutely cucked Liverpool
>>153987313fucking wool
>arselel bottled AGAINomfds the club that keeps on giving
>>153987187Welcome to Napoli
>>153980347kek
>>153977755janny is an american arsenal customer
>>153984079Is this their karma after made fun of Amorim?
>Igor Tudor save even if Tottenham get relegated - telegraph
IT'S JADON'S BIRTHDAYIT'S JADON'S BIRTHDAYAND WE WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL THE VERY BESTIT'S JADON'S BIRTHDAYIT'S JADON'S BIRTHDAYAND IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK TO BE OUR GUEST
>>153986743I’m a customer and I bet 50% at least of Maguire’s “won” duels involve him heading the ball straight to an opposition playerThat particular stat has become totally about ego and many defenders now pad worse than any pen/tap-in merchant
Shit thread again.
>>153989936*gets a highest sprint speed record by running back towards my goalkeepeer*
>Numerous sources are adamant that Liverpool are not considering a change in manager in the summer, primarily due to the belief that there are multiple mitigating reasons for the drop-off. Injuries are viewed as particularly influential, to go with the unknown effect of Diogo Jota's passing.I thought he would be gone for sure
>>153990034Jota will still be dead next season, will that be their excuse then too?
>>153990041They'll pivot into his brother's death as a new excuse
>>153990034>I thought he would be gone for sureSomehow, Jota returned.
>>153990034>mitigating reasonsSpending hundreds of millions on incompatible players not considered at all then?
Funny how the ghost of Jota is only mentioned after disappointing results Wasn't there for the Galatasaray match
>>153990161Or winning 5 in a row at the start of the season. Being used as the zoomer ILLSBREH.
legend
>>153989669>Liversimp ignoring this dogshit work of Neil Mellor with Szoboszlailol
>>153990170seems that Burnley, Cardiff City and even Accrington Stanley had a legend who outscored him
>Ally McCoist has named Jarrod Bowen as the Premier League star who can replace Mo Salah at Liverpool
Worst defending champions of all time
>>153990197god hes an idiot
>Kylian Mbappe's injury was misdiagnosed as Real Madrid scanned WRONG leg - as club's ex-nutritionist accuses Spanish giants of prescribing supplements based on ChatGPT results
>>153990170Could have stopped at Chelsea. Mentioning all the other shitters makes it less impressive.
>>153990170>Everton not mentionedHmmm
>>153990205Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary
>>153990212Dixie Dean obviously
>Disgraced former Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has claimed the Public Investment Fund are actively looking to cut their losses and sell Newcastle United
>>153990223Would be pure Newcastle if we ended up with a solitary league cup from our period as the richest club in the world.
>>153990223>Richard KeysWouldn't trust him with anything
>Disgraced former Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has claimed you can go round there any night and find Redknapp hanging out the back of it
>>153988208They can’t help it!
>>153990170will always be in agueros shadowfewer goals, fewer trophiesthe egyptian FEARS the argie
>>153990170 The longest that list grew, the less impressed I was
Spurs are going to stay up aren't they?
>>153990511Promising signs
>Spurs could easily lose against Sunderland>West Hammers could easily defeat WolfsSynagoguebros...we had a good run. We've had good times.
>>153990170>less than Kane at SpursKWAB
>>153990205Wouldn't Mbappe know which leg they scanned? Or did Mbappe not know which of legs were dodgy? Or did they have both of his legs up when they scanned? Or did they scan him while he was sleeping? How could this possibly happen?
>>153990715Read a story about a man who went to the doctor's with an ear problem and accidentally got his penis removed.So it can happen.
>Xabi Alonso is expected to arrive in the summer. Michael Edwards has kept the line open ever since. Even during the successful 2024/25 season under Slot, who had taken over from Jürgen Klopp. Alonso’s agent, Iñaki Ibáñez recently confirmed concrete enquiries.From Axel Hesse, the reporter who broke the Wirtz to Liverpool newsI guess the earlier news from delaney would be wrong then
>>153990849Next you'll tell me that someone was combing their hair and their skull fell off
Isak is surely the worst signing in Premier League history. £150M for a player who can't play.
>>153990849There was a story about a surgeon with an amputation fetish who ended up getting rid of his own limbs and there were questions about whether his patients really needed to be amputated or if he just suggested because he was a freak. Nightmare shit.
>>153990975Yeah Newcastle have certainly been on an upward trajectory ever since offloading him, right?
>>153990855wtf I thought are slot was safe???
Liverpool has the highest wage bill in football right now and despite this they're on track to AT BEST finish 5th. Shocking management from a grim little club.
>>153990855The news that the ABLs had been fearing all along.
>>153991177>but Newcastle
>>153991193>man who can't handle a big job gets another big job
>>153989936Plus Maguire has played over 10 less games than all CBs in the top 10 so it's easier for him to have a higher success rate instead of a high one over a longer period of games
>ABL forced to grudgingly admit that Liverpool manager is a big job
>>153991189It's true...I just checked and the 2nd highest wage bill is £170M LESS per year. What a disgusting little money club. Trying to buy success.
>>153990849>ear problem and accidentally got his penis removed.Sir they removed your penis by mistake>my what?Your penis>my what?your penis sir>my what?I'm sorry sir, your penis >my what?
>>153991189>>153991257It's actually Al-Nassr you dumb tranny from Manny
>>153991189Turns out you are including bonuses that Liverpool paid to players for winning the league last season :)
>>153991225If he can't handle Real Madrid's egos, how will he handle Liverpool's egos?
mantroony's favourite player leaving liverpool caused him to have a spam melty it seems
>Slotto is the new messiah>Wins the league in his first season>Spends £500m in one window>Liverpool customers happy about it because this is a dynasty that will win the title for the next decade at least>Hound Slotto out and send him death threats after the first 10 games of the next season>Throw the best player in the club's history under the bus (both the customers and Slotto)>Xabi Alonso is the new messiah>He's actually going to be worse than SlottoBanter era well and truly underway!
>Can only spend 70% of the money you get for a player with UEFA rules>Probably have a sell on clause tooAny club who qualifies for Europe will be unable to sell big players in these conditions. If you have a player with a 30% sell on then a £100m sale gets you £49m to spend.
>>153991511Even if you miss Europe and have a small sell on it’s a big chunk. Tonali for £80m with a 10% sell on and 85% SCR is £61.2m to spend.
>Only 1 team out of the top 6 haven't played in Europe this season and have been knocked out of both cups earlyHow are they only 3rd with all that rest?
Why are all of Newcastle's best players abandoning ship?
predictions?
>>153991571Amorim
>>153991582barcawinslol
>they let the women be better than mensimpchester
>>153991571No consistency
>>153991511>Any club who qualifies for Europe will be unable to sell big players in these conditions. If you have a player with a 30% sell on then a £100m sale gets you £49m to spend.What's the alternative? Keeping them until their contract runs out so they leave for free?
>>153991644Funny how nobody even cares about him since that West Ham match.
>>153991649Swap deals for massively reduced fees
Liverpool thought they were a big club after their asterisk win last season and spent like they were Real Madrid.Back to reality for the Scousaars.
>>153991770>will quickly devolve into youf player hoardingyay human traffickingunless clubs can suddenly start putting female player transfer fees as part of their turnover
>>153991863>youf player hoardingthat's happening already
>>153991833They've needed this humbling for a while. Klopp made them think 2nd place was a trophy.
>>153991511PSR will fix it so it'll be okay
>>153991833Liverpool has always been a purple patch team. Time for another 35 year fall to irrelevancy.
I wonder if you told Callum Wilson last season that he would have as many goals as Salah this season he would think you were pulling his plonker.Come to think of it, and this is a question for the Liverpool customers, is Salah washed again now? I know he wasn't a couple of weeks ago when he scored in the 2-1 defeat to Wolves, but now he's made it clear he's leaving in the summer is he washed again?
Imagine if Arselel win the treble the same season that Spuds are relegated
>>153991863They can’t let players walk for free but expecting teams to sell a player and replace him with 50-60% of the fee is insane too. If Palace were to win the conference but be slightly over the SCR rules they’d need to sell Wharton for £80m, replace him for £27m to save only £20m of SCR money. Completely anti competition.
>>153991944Surely not. He's earning 400k a week.
>Newcastle will target a new striker this summer despite spending £125m on Woltemade and Wissa last year. Part of overhaul that could see as many as eight changes to the squad including new goalkeeper.Does FFP not exist in PL?
>>153992032Apparently he said he would stay for another season even if they offered him £1mpw
>>153992072So Mo Salah cant even be PAID to stay in Liverpool?
>>153992068They will be selling Tonali, Livramento and Bruno G so I think they can afford a striker
>>153992068Apparently not. As an example Liverpool spent £500m last summer (I know it's hard to believe from their position in the table this season) and plan to spend another £500m (minimum) this summer.>>153992080Sad isn't it?
>>153992117Heartbreaking news
>>153991944He's done more this season than starman Cunha and starboy "Big Ben"
I think it would be rather funny if the next OP said Loserpoo instead of LiverpoolLol x
>>153992226>Cunha: 7 goals>Sesko: 9 goals>Salah: 5 goalsOther stats are irrelevant.
>>153992770salah is a top three forward for liverpool ever and is better than any forward in man u's history
>>153993114
>>153992068Would much rather sack Howe and hire a manager who can make Woltemade work.
>“Liverpool can’t play on April 15, we had to respect their history, because it's a tragic date for the club.”>PSG Sporting Director Luis Campos justifies his side’s request to postpone their Ligue 1 game against Lens.
>can't watch salah next season>still have to watch slotballdire
Man Utd’s xG Difference this season under…Amorim: +0.62(xG) per gameCarrick: +0.54(xG) per game
>>153993114Yes to the first part but obviously not for the second part. Take Klopp's hiv ridden cock out of your mouth for five seconds lad, it's fucking embarrassing.
>>153992584Would be rather humorous
>>153993299>but obviously not for the second partfind me a counter example
>>153993114>better than 5 time balon dor winner RonaldoDelusional
>>153991971You've already marked it down from a quadruple, lol
>>153993311cristiano ronaldo has fewer premier league goals than darren benthe's a real madrid legend not a man u onealso a notable rapist not that man u fans seem to care
>>153993332
>>153993370Put liversissy firmly in his place
>>153993370wait until you hear how many trophies he won as a real madrid player
>>153992068buying pisak back for 45m would be very funny
Spurs need to go down for the sake of English football. They're so bad and it would be fun to watch them struggle in the EFL.
>>153993182>muh illsbrehcowards
>>153993485west ham going down would be equally funny
>>153993495Seen it happen in my lifetime and they're not a great side, nor do they pretend to be really. Meanwhile Spurs do get treated like an actually-big side and remember they are a 'Big Six'. It's nothing personal against them nor their fans it'd just be great for everyone except them.
>>153993523>>153993523>>153993523New Thread
>>153993529What the actual kike-shanking fuck.
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