Mammoth Edition Last Time on hocgeneral.com >>153968689
>>153975002>>153975002>>153975002
Sennecke SCARRRRR
>rolls into thread
>>153975013
new penalty idea: being a god damn fool2 minutes, can be upgraded to a major if the foolishness is off the charts
>>153975015Achievable natty? Bet he can bench 3pl8 for reps
TUSKS UP
bolts broadcast keeps replaying this gem.
>>153975043i'd hate to sit on one of those
>>153975053things a flames fan would never say
not so fast, islels
if i sleep now i could probably get a good 5 hours
cooley is great
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
surprised they overturned that
Sorry coach I think my tusks are gonna be down for a bit until you put me in the top six and first powerplay. Just how it is
My penguins );
>>153975077I dream of a Merrimack vs Quinnipiac quarterfinals
>>153975077Guess I am rooting for the Mavericks this year.
>>153975103well, the best we can do is a regional
>>153975103as long as a new england team wins
>>153975077>potential merrimack/quinnipiac game at the denny "i am not a pedophile, i just love children" sanford centerShit. Might have to make the few hours drive to check that out.
Hell yeah Vegas
Miss mary mack mack mack
>>153975118you understand
>>153975127didn't know that lore
MAKE SOME NOISE /HOC/
>>153975118Go north Dakota
>Dallass
>>153975147>loreit's not lore, bud. denny is a fucking perverted freak, but hey, he bought some buildings w ith money he made giving out high-interest credit cards and people defaulting on their loans and slapped his name on it, so let's all just give him a big hug and let him name everything in the upper midwest after himself.
nuke north dakota for all i care
Gary said we need more Gary Times tonight because Gary said
>>153975150* farts Free Bird *
>>153975164It's cold and desolate and everyone's a chud I thought this was what /hoc/ wanted
Fuckin islanders
>>153975213Just like them
what a bounce back game for the isle chads, i think they're for real
>>153975150
>>153975150WOOOOOOO
>>153975211that does sound dreamy
>kill both bs softie penalties >Immediately scoreBased duckos
sabies getting KILLED
>>153975163Thanks for the explanation
>le state of hock-AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
>[1]One game scheduled for tomorrowGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY Duckies, the only Pacific team that isn't pure shit right now
>>153975264Just spreading the good word.
what a cool game in utah
big game for the islandersfun finish, too
Total possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it>penguins110>canadieans 112>blue jackets109>bruins110>red wings108>islanders107>senators107>flyers106>capitals101
this ducks/sabres game is legit. good job gary!
>>153975285work on ending the season with a positive goal differential as well
so many goalie fights lately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdxYsiE5_c
>here's your eastern conference juggernaut bro
flams flams flams
>>153975285We still kinda shit tho... But we aren't the entire rest of the Pacific shit
>>153975304.>We play either exciting 1 goal games or get BTFO'd, which is bad for the goal differential but good for entertainment value
>>153975305>Take a few minutes to verify your ageTo view this video, please provide more info so we can be sure you're an adult. Learn moreGet a reminderVerify agekek. No, (((google))). I will not.
owen power is garbage
Let's check in on the Yzerplan real quick
>>153975315what position does she specialize in?
>>153975315>>153975311>>153975285Ducks really are /hoc/'s team
>>153975298thanks for the post, fren. I remember you providing that info last year
>>153975325let him cook
>>153975325i demand apologies from red wings fans who tried to tell me this year was different
Miss seeing Tuch on the Wild. Hate that faggot fucker Fletcher for sending him to vegass instead of matt "i am a black man, i am oppressed please give me attention" dumba55. Anyways, here is my favorite Alex Tuch moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI5whcfXljg
i think utah has some of the nicest jerseys
>>153975367I like them as well but I wish they used more unusual colors
>>153975335Yeah I thought I bring the gimmick back because the east is so close
>>153975399I give your gimmick a 10/10
>>153975325If you didn't figure out they were a bubble team being carried by Gibson by the halfway point then I don't know what to tell you.
>>153975364very boomer post
>>153975412Oh, hey, matt.
>>153975412/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
>>153975325
>>153975406https://youtube.com/shorts/MEunAh06CGg?si=5kZ6lffJ2NYeTM3W
dullASS is 0-2 in the past 27 hours.
>>153975435
>>153975447i remember that guy. he played on the sabres!
>>153975435that's because the kids don't like occie because they lack character and sticktoitiveness
>>153975465
>>153975015Rod the Bod should lace up again desu
>>1539754684chan in general is becoming a boomer website. teens and young adults would prefer to shitpost on discord
>>153975013erm, that puck is whiteam I colourblind
>>153975435>boomerI'm really sad that I won't be around when Gen Alpha starts going around calling their and their peers' kids betas.
>>153975488That depends, what color is this puck?
>>153975479>teens and young adults would prefer to shitpost on discordNo, desu, that's because those "teens and young adults" are now in their 30s and 40s and have been here the whole time.
>>153975479Only becoming boomer because the same people have been using it for over 20 years, with very little influx
>>153975489you can't be that old. that'll occur in 10 years
>>153975479
>>153975501Who said anything about being old?
>>153975479First it was Geocities and now 4chans. Next stop is going to be some kind of online nursing home with really mean jannies and if your insurance doesn't cover posting you'll have to pay the daily rates
>>153975479Good, because the young people.here are clearly stupid as fuck
gary gave tampon gay 7 (SEVEN) straight home games at the very end of the season. Why?
>>153975520>grandpa talking about "kids these days"Wonder if you see the irony...
>>153975530You know why
>>153975533go play on your cellular phone, you faggot.
i don't hate zoomers. i pity them.
>>153975533He seems pretty on point to me. You don't have to be triggered
>>153975506Never kill yourself
>>153975561>these young whipper snappers are so ignorant and stupid, with their six seven and electric vehicles and their tiktoksOkay, unc
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153975570I won't, but Mr. Cirrhosis might.
>>153975574hush, little one...
>>153975510I hate that you're probably right
>>153975479we have the same exact demographic trend as somethingawful, the boomer forum that moot came from
>>153975520there are no users born in the 21st century on /hoc/
>>153975599The guy who translated Pokemon was a shitposter there
>>153975503I've accepted that fact
>>153975604CAUSE IM A 21st CENTURY /HOC/ POSTER. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MEME, BUT I GET A LOT OF (You)s.
good the Columbus Reddit Jackets lost
>>153975639What team isn't reddit
>>153975647
>>153975617So was one of the guys who died in Benghazi
i remember smoking sections at restaurants
>>153975654Gaddafi was a shitposter? based.
>>153975639Good job staying in a playoffs spot bud
>>153975604I'm a mid 30s boomer. I have a post up on a dating general in /soc/ and I get a lot of Discord adds/emails from 18-24 y/o girls. Once we start chatting I ask what boards they post on most often. Unsurprisingly not a single one said /sp/. The most popular boards for young women seem to be in no particular order /v/, /vp/, /tv/, /cgl/, /co/, /a/, /ck/, /out/, /x/, /mu/ and /lit/.
>>153975660Ever use a rotary phone? Soooooo fucking satisfying
>>153975654hillary clinton's eulogy of vilerat included his eve shit and she clearly hadn't read the script ahead of time
>>153975647Ducks, thanks to hiring Q and then Gudas murdering Crosby and Matthews.
>>153975674
>>153975674people actually use /soc/?
>>153975674I don't think the /hoc/ pwhl player goes on /soc/
Uh oh...
Well that was just flat out unfortunate
Fucking Ducks
>>153975686strong pitch
i look away for 3 minutes and all of a sudden it's 5-4. what the fuck.
Fuck off raped faggot
>>153975660I used to smoke in the mall kiddo
>>153975756Hockey Magic
>>153975717Don't be deceived by the appearance of a total sausage fest. /soc/ has more female users than you would think. They rarely post because they get swarmed with hundreds of coomers so the ones who aren't mentally ill attention whores will just lurk until they find a post they like, and some of them are pretty hot.
>>153975756Ducks can only come from behind to win they cannot hold a lead or defend for shit
You can't see the puck
>>153975790Sure thing pal
>>153975805Sure I can! It's over there!
>>153975810Are you fucking with me?
Remember the band billy talent? They were basically EANHL's soundtrack single farm for a few years there.
EZ fucking game flames bros
>>153975805I can be the puck
>>153975824You can be better than the puck
>>153975824I can pee the puck
>>153975821Wings fans celebrating holding the longest active playoffs drought in a few weeks
Woooooow how exciting
NOT SO FAST BUFFALO YOU MUST GIVE US THE GARY POINT
Anaheim PP Babbies
MY Duckies with a flair for the dramatic
kek. GREAT GAME GARY!
granlund quacking all the way to the bank with that one
Sabres are PP babbies so they deserve it
>>153975858I believe I made an updated version
>>153975875Good teams go places with a good power play
>>153975880Thanks I'll save over my old version with that
lolDefensemen playing keep away in the last minute of a regular season game is great hockey. Bravo Gary
>>153975857Our PP would actually have to be good 90% of the time it can't even enter the zone
FUCK TROY TERRY
>>153975875The Sabres are average at best on the PP.
muh dabres...
Quackquackquackquackquack
>>153975898You wish ya homo
what even is a duck
>>153975911not sure, but I know they have corkscrew penises.
now that i think of it an offensive zone draw off of your own dislodged net is kind of bullshit
We will probably win the Pacific but unless we are also playing another Pacific team we are getting our asses handed to us in playoffs. We are outscoring our shitty defense and average goaltending. but I will take this over bottom 3 in the league finishes every single year.
The T Rex is closer related to a duck than it is to Allosauras
Who’s the odd one out?
>>153975924>we
Ducks cheat their way to a win. Based.
>>153975924Think you guys are capable of beating nashville or utah
Anaheim hired a man that covered up a string of rapes then wrote the rapist a recommendation letter.
>>153975938Now show the tranny next to em
>>153975913
Don't be talking shit about my ducks. Ducks are the best west coast team by a mile. Kings only won cups thanks to rigged games.
>>153975924Utah is probably >our first round matchup and >we can beat them. >We can lose to them too, but they're nowhere close to the Avs/Stars/Wild level where it would take Dostal turning into 2003 Giguere just to have a chance.
>>153975942Beach shouldn't have dressed that way. He was asking for it.
>>153975943
>>153975942Men can't get raped, unless it's the sweltering hot summer of 92
>>153975930Islanders
LAK vs UTA is an unbelievably soulless matchip
>>153975951Were you even born when the ducks won the cup
>>153975932Why are you either based or a fag sweeden >>153975934I still have left over trauma from the last 3 Nashville series...>>153975931>>We>>153975949Dostal needs to get back to last year form
wife material
>>153975959Speaking of the year the ducks won the cup...
>>153975962Yeah like wife #7 maybe
>>153975959i don't take questions from trannies
>>153975966Damn mild fans are really clinging to that moment huh>>153975970So no. Ok. I was at game 2.
oh great the mildcuck is about to be set off... again
>>153975975I was...15
>>153975966Dude let it go, the wilds most relevant moment in history was when bush was in office
>brief mention of the softpusys>instant seethekek.
>>153975959Yes and they faced off against my Sensies, but Phillips scored an own goal in game 5 and that ended up being the Cup winning goal :/
>>153975978Wow that sucks
God damn bro imagine your franchises most defining moment was a first round victory
>>153975978I was 15 once.
>>153975981I think he has some sort of malignant form of autism because his literal only interaction with this thread is to rage about the avs
God damn bro imagine living vicariously through what some guys on your tv did
>>153976026It's very bot-like.
They call Minnesota the state of hockey? That must mean they've won a ton of Cups!
>>153976026>his literal only interaction with this threadbased crying retard.
Flames won
>153976030>Bro imagine enjoying sports on a sports board-1 (You)
>>153976035They have not won any cups. The North Stars had to move to Dallas to win a cup
>brief mention of the softpusys>30+ minutes of seethe about the Wild. >5 days in a row of thisand they accuse ME of being autistic. kek
>>153975955Sounds just like them
>>153976049>>153975982Ladies ladies you're both autistic
>>153976034It might actually be a bot, I remember saying something about the weather being "mild" earlier and it immediately activated it's rage despite it not being mildcuck related
Norm green was a hero for relocating a Minnesota hockey team. Minnesota doesnt deserve hockey
>>153976066I cheer for players not nations
>>153976055that's the same guy and yes, he, the mildcuck, is autistic
>>153976077Yeah. Because of 1993. Raped bitch.
Just got new carpet bros.My feet feel so cozy.
>>153976084Matthews won gold thats all I cared about
>canacucks seething, yet again, about my Gold-Winner Rostering American team, The Wild. kek
It's a shame really, /hoc/ would be so comfy without the mildcuck's seemingly obligatory daily spergouts but whatevs. Definitely the worst poster by far though
>>153976050They were projected dead last in the metro, them being in the race is impressive
>still rambling on and on>softpusy even offered me head 15 hours agokek
>>153976090>be Auston Matthews>make $13M a year>win gold meddle in Olympics while skating on Canadian tears>immediately injured and removed from play and gets to sit on the couch for the next 6 months amongst his piles of cash and gold medalswhat a dream
only one game tomorrow. what the fuck gary
>>153975911
>>153976115Won gold for the United States as a Mexican signed to a Canadian team.Truly a man of the people.
>>153976117and 15 on tuesday i dont get it man
My favorite Duck analogy is Gene Hackman about Keanu Reeves character in The Replacements.
>>153976123>>153976117Gary is in a rotisserie fantasy league and has a ton of sens/rags players on his team. He's about to feast tomorrow.
I ordered mild chicken wings while I post tonight
>>153976035the absolute state of hockey
>>153976115FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE BITCHahem.also fuck the mildcuck
>47 minutes of seethe>1 postkek
>>153976035you are forgetting the woke gender
>m-m-m-mild-c-c-ccccu-cuck!!!>doesn't even use "fangay" anymorekek. softpusy little bitch has been seethin' for 7 years about a team he "never thinks about" on a daily basis.
>>153976117>the rags getting exposed to the entire hockey world and losing their 5th in a rowExcept Canada because the game is on amazon.
>>153976151don't leave me anon
The Kings stink. Panarin is going to waste 2 more seasons there.
mammies bros...
fuck
Oh
>>153976168We got Prime in Canada too bro.
Gary thanks you for spending $350 on a jersey that has another man's name on it.
>>153976196Only if your retarded
>>153976208His retarded what?
>>153976196Sure, but do you have same-day shipping? Didn't think so.
>>153976211Huh? What you mean?
>>153976214Your fellow leaf claimed that prime is available in Canada, you responded that prime in Canada is contingent on having a retarded something, but you didn't specify what retarded thing or person was required.
>>153976233can both teams be retarded because that is what i just saw.
>>153976226So you don't know?
Kek, thanks for the assist reffie
O U RM A M M I E S
the dylans will be dancing
>>153976257>clinching off a lossKWAB
slopdown was cancelled
So when the Canucks draft 3rd overall, will it be verhoff? Or is he good enough for a team to say a big #1 rd is more important than a small first line winger, and take him before then?
>>153976273If the canucks draft Verhoeff third overall they are morons
>>153976273My ragsies will draft McKenna (Continuity Panarin)
Who will the flames be drafting?
>>153976208I got Prime
>>153976304Yes
WE PLAYOFFS MEOW
>>153976317
Huomenta but the opposite but the opposite but the opposite
are you going to buy some nhl dolls
>>153976261
2 in 1 out
GG Ducksbros I'm alright with getting a point out of the best Pacific team, you guys really played like it was the Stanleyb Owl. See ya next time. From Buffalo with love. Quack.
>>153976291Isn't he the consensus #3? Who's better?
It’s up
>>153976362R u ok?
Cheated on again I can’t believe I let myself be blind again. He was still using Grindr two months after we started dating. Only reason I found out is because I saw an email that he tried to reverse a ban on his account for sexual stuff. First it was that he deleted dating apps in October, then November when we started dating, then December. He apparently only had it for shits and giggles, right? Cheated on twice in a row, it must be my fault. He had so much porn in his private browser after knowing was a hard no for me, and he had eagerly agreed that was fine. He’s been lying to me from the first day. I think I always knew but didn’t want to believe I could make the same dumb mistake twice with me. I just want to be loved
...hockey?
>>153976384What’s that
>>153976385Idk but I think there's ice involved and someone might throw a punch or two from time to time
Air Canada plane collided with a fire truck on the runway in nyc
>>153976376 i hope bombston and detoilet miss
>>153976395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ
>>153976391i hope it wasn't carrying any of our NHL heroes
>>153976391America just isn’t a safe place anymore
Lmao PWHL sold out the Winnipeg NHL arena. This is something the Jets couldnt do. Its time to move the Jets to Phoenix
knights won kwab the stars are frauds
>>153976406Just like my islanders
>>153976406wow, finally!now they're up to 4-6 in their last 10
knights might not even make the playoffs lmao
knights rule they win the deserve to win ometer a lot
>deserve to win ometer
>>153976401they fly private only anon
>knights rule
I lost beer league hockey championship final elimination game for all the marbles 8-zilch, I should not have shaved my beard
>>153976456thats what you get for calling me a skatelet
>>153976391We're letting jeets fly airplanes now?
>>153976457I was thinking of that as we were getting our ass handed to us. The hockey gods are cruel and capricious
>>153976405winnipeg just lost their soccer team. not a good city for chick sports
>>153976470i doubt the city even noticed
>>153976376What fresh new twinks will San Jose add to their stable this year?
Trump has now taken the lives of Canadians with his use of fire trucks attacking our planes When will they be removed from the Olympics and their gold hockey medal given to Canada as reparations
Carney has now taken the lives of Americans with his use of planes attacking our fire trucks. When will they be removed from the Olympics and their silver hockey medal given to Finland
>>153976492>>153976512It was Mamdani>Sources said the plane was carrying a group of Orthodox Jews from the New York area.
>>153976458Yeah
>>153976441The pacific is too shit for them to miss unfortunately.
>>153976520Indians are good pilots
How did maek feel?
yeyeyeye niggas mad kk my love you lesbian girl without playing a professional game is already a hall of famer
Accomplishments put her in among the greatest woman hockey player of all time and she hasn't even played professionally yet
>>153975023Imma gonna keep on dancing at the pink puck club.
It's that time of the year where we get to eliminate an entire country automatically
>>153976548Minnesota is cupfully canadian
>>153976529
>>153976529Doubt
The Detroit Red Wings have dropped out of playoff position After holding a playoff position for the past few months, and at one point prior to the Olympic break were tied with Carolina for first overall in the Eastern Conference. They even had a nice cushion going into the Olympic break with several teams between them and the final wildcard spot.They now sit in danger of missing the playoffs a tenth straight season, which would extend their franchises‘ longest playoff drough. With the Buffalo Sabres poised to easily make the playoff, The Red Wings will then become the leagues biggest laughing stock.Is GM Steve Yzerman on the hot seat after being here for more than 7 seasons?
>>153976376Updated
>>153976454we don't post self portraits of ourselves and fellow countrymen here
>>153976579>>153976573You don’t know shit
>>153976597Cope
>>153976597hey I didn't even claim to know anything one way or another
>>153976581>The Red Wings will then become the leagues biggest laughing stock.ehhh
>they closed the entire airportKWAB
>>153976568I hope every American team wins the Stanley Cup before another Can'tnadian team does
>>153976631i think it would be good for the sport's health if a canadian team were to win a cup soon
feel like shit
>>153976688Whats the matter
>>153976639Hell no. Can'tnadians need to be humbled some more, especially after the shit they pulled winning only 1 of 2 all star games. 33 more years minimum. It's better for the sport when they get put in their place and reminded annually that they're #2
remember the nigga that posted the gay flag at half mass after the olympics and said canada was in morning was literally doing so from a place called "pride square"
>>153976639Well anon... they have to actually TRY TO WIN if they want to do that maybe they should TRY TO WIN ya know like actually put in EFFORTAnd here you have the Oilers the best chance just fucking around with horrible goalies
>>153976801gb2 facebook and take your ass memes with you
>Team gets rid of Skinner and Pickard for Jerry and IngramSomehow the situation got worse instead of slightly improving at all
>>153976816How much do you think he regrets his extension?
bro took a massive paycut to give that nigga walman 7x7 as thanks for being a little better than darnell nurse during the 'yoffs
>>153976840I think he is just scared to leave Edmonton at this point because the fans will hunt him down and murder him
the darkest hours of the night
Corey perry for mcdavid who says no?
Marna'
>>153976894>Here ya go homos jack off into a sockReally? Is this a joke or like serious?
>>153976894Do you think that like fags would get offended if you rejected taking the socks?
>>153976927nobody cares if you take the socks anon. pride events like this are meant for kids to feel support while they are being tormented in secret, and likely don't feel any support from the outside world. It's annoying but this is a case where if it isn't highly visible it doesn't exist.
>>153976981also, rainbow socks have always been the most fun kind of rainbow garment after the rainbow batsuit
>>153976981>pride events like this are meant for kids to feel support while they are being tormented in secretmeanwhile the rest of us are being tormented in public
>>153977027there's a fine balance. I think most things like this are really poorly executed and not having the intended effect
>>153976981>pride events like this are meant for kids
>>153977064kek I knew this was going to happen
We will get there someday. The day Bettman is gone is the day it can finally start getting better.
>>153977082Go to bed moron
>>153977042we don't care
>>153977068>Alright kids, hope you all feel safe now.
>>153977165>Mommy I want to get a penis and shoot up a school now
>>153977082>Implying Gary's heir jew-in-chief won't more aggressively dismantle the NHL to appease cable companies and owners
>>153977165it's all a shambles because of incompetence. like I said, it's having an opposite effect because it's all so poorly planned
>>153976581anons here were ready to give stevie an extension pre-all star break
>>153977165sorry, are we complaining about predators not being child friendly?
once Ovi is gone the caps can feel free to come out or support whatever cause they want
You guys are angrier than Garfield on a monday
>>153977188no amount of "planning" would fix the fact that they're all mentally illgo back to /cric/
>>153977216Trust the plan
>>153977245The only people up at this time are the chuds with drinking problems or people dealing with their morning marner
Good morning /hoc/>laffs>rags
>>153977082Yeah the first overall pick
Huomenta on a rainy Monday
>>153977290fitting the fumes wouldnt get access to a generation centre the year they draft first overall
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Our Jackies :(
Good morning /hoc/. I highly recommend Yzerman glazers not look at the standings right now
>>153977533perron has had massive impact with his reunion>4gp 0g 0a 0p -4stevie you absolute madman! have mercy on the rest of the league
Congrats to the stars on making playoffs!
>>153977590i still believe in the debbies
>>153977590Thanks for the update. I can’t believe Stamkos and preds might make playoffs
>>153977511That’s what they get for winning on Saturday when I asked them not to.
pergele :DDDDD
>>153977602Is this Seattle’s first international game?
>>153977602Gary’s just throwing shit at the wall now isn’t he?
>>153977620Carolina has a large Finnish fan base but I don’t know about Seattle. I’m still waiting for him to hold a game in Sapporo
Do puck bunnies tend to hang around team hotels? I'm 29 and pretty fit, so if I put a suit on and hang out at the hotel bar while a visiting team is staying there, would I have a shot? Wearing some team gear would help, but a hat seems too over the top, may cufflinks or a tie tack?
>>153977642unless you have some perfect backstory for being there you are gonna come across as trying too hard
>Dabs on West doubters
People talk shit about the pacific but if you look at the record of top 3 teams record in last 10 games it doesn't look that bad Atlantic 18-9-3Metro 17-7-6Central 17-8-5Pacific 15-13-2Oh
>>153977681Looks like shit to me.
>canucks and rags have the worst record vs the pacific
>>153977617I think they played in Canada before but I'll have to check
>>153976801not sure how they do stuff in argentina but in the west we usually put "before" before "after"
>1 game tonight >no collegepuck GARY >:(
shit game tonight.
>>153977746me and shannon are gonna watch raw
>>153977768And I'm gonna watch Shannon fuck you raw
>>153977775Jen
Buffalo vs Montreal in the playoffs would be kino
>>153977797why
>>153977809>laffs
what do the laffs have to do with it?
>>153977824i think he thinks the laffs care about buffalel when it would actually be the broons or sens making it that would make us butthurt
>>153977809Classic matchup that boomers and gen X could appreciate.
>>153977824>laffs
>>153977833Ducks vs mammoth
Our Sennies play tonight :))))
>rags
bud won
mitch won too Dominick won
copey lost
>one [1] game today
copey won though trannyhampage was cancelled
our raggies :)
Wrestlefags OUT
>>153977663I figure I'd keep it low-key. Like not say I'm a player, but just let them assume that. Say things like "yeah, I'm just in town today for work"
its actually pronounced E-God
>>153978001all shit games too desu
>>153977797Wannabe Canada vs. Wannabe Outta Canada
>>153978094>laffs
My finsher move is the tonga death grip except on your nuts I call it the testicle tickler
>>153978110whenever my older brother and i see each other we always go for the based tonga death grip on each other its like Bret vs Owen
>>153978110Lewd
skellefteå plays today :D
>>153978116bet the waistlock reversals were plentiful and intimate
What hockey teams are these?
>>153978153Looks like laffs and snes.
looking at the schedule for today and see Gary has scheduled a banger for us all! 1 game for the whole day Ottawa V Rags. Masterclass by Gary. Bravo!
>>153978230Why does Gary keep feeding Bezos shit games?
>>153978265jelly he didnt take him to space
>>153978265He's running a masterclass on shit games for retards
NHL wants Atlanta and Houston for expansion...
yer mom wants the franchise on my expanded cock
>>153978313Unfortunately there's not enough growth potential to be worth considering
>>153977602>lower bowl tickets starting at $325 USD ($446 CAD)
dead wongs are the new laughing stock of the NHL
>>153978315> t. connoisseur of cock
>expansion>34% white sunbelt city>38% white sunbelt city
Columbus poo jackets needed Gary Bettmans help to wipe away a goal last night btw
>>153978334No, that would be whoever has that Berggren twink on their roster.
>>153978315Jen
>>153978394ded wongs no playoffs in over a decade and wont make the ploffs this year either, core going nowhere, yzerman has no business being a GM.
>>153978422But at least he got rid of that Berggren pusy.
>>153978432ded wongs + raped
>>153978437No, the bottom twink got dumped.
>>153978441wongs are still ded
>>153978432The wings have bigger issues than Berggren
>>153978447>>153978468Berggren is symbolic of soft hockey. He shoulda been gone years ago.
Imagine how generic and blue those Houston jerseys are going to be...
>>153978477Why are you still talking about a dude who got picked up on waivers months ago like he's the issue
>>153978492Why not? First things first. Get rid of soft pusys. Immediately, not 5 years on.
>>153978502Okay and replace them with what? Yzerman has been dreadful at finding anything for the wings past round 1, and his prized goalie in round 1 still hasn't even appeared in a game
>>153978519Find some whiskey drinkers
>>153978477They still have Rasmussen who is another softie that doesn't realize how fucking big he is.
>>153978519You replace soft pusys with beer leaguers. Sorry, but prospect ratings disagree with your assessment.
>>153978591
>>153978556True, they're slow to dump him too, and Veleno.
>>153978422>no elite centre>no first elite first pairing d>tendie was a known quantity before joining the rosterstevie yzersham
>>153978519>Yzerman has been dreadful at finding anything for the wings past round 1, and his prized goalie in round 1 still hasn't even appeared in a gameThey've had a 7th rounder in the lineup all season, retard. And Cossa has played in the NHL. Retard.
Could be worse, obviously.
>>153978675>zero games started for cossayikes
>>153978693Has won a game, retard.
thread fucking sucks
by rangers social media standards they're kind of going all out for this, good for them
>>153978672>centre
>>153978696a game which he played in relief, retard
>>153978604Veleno is already gone and so are the assets they got from him. Berggren was dumped for nothing.This is why the Wings are so fucked, the assets that would warrant a good return are too vital to the team and Stevie is abysmal at asset management. Look at the Walman debacle. He's in a position where he needs to scrape any sort of return possible from the dregs he's willing to trade and he just shitcans them for nothing anyways. Outside of the top 6 who can he even move that would get a return higher than a third? Kasper? Even then, his stock has been in freefall, he can't score worth a fuck.
>>153978711your independance has more in common with the french than the english, no?
>>153978723And won, retard.
>>153978726All of Holland's players are shit, you mean.
>>153978732so you agree he has zero startstyfyc
>>153978591sad that trb was celebrating this tragic and upsetting news last night and also claimed responsibility
>>153978739perron is EXTREMELY shit, stevie
>>153978740I agree you're a retard.
>>153978744Gave up nothing for him. He's fine.
kind remember Scorey Perry organized the gangbang
>>153976894>>153977165>Dallas>NashvilleI though southerners were suppose to be conservative and not bend over for fags? It's like these fucking retards think that there's no chance to get normal people to like hockey in those parts of the US, so they've decided to corner the faggot market.
#EdmontonianRights
>>153978761#Pride
>>153978761Mcdavid supports femboys
>>153978761this. so. much.
>>153978809*asks for your consent to hug you*
>>153978808very much so
>>153978826It was a bodybuilding magazine.
#rapekalshi
dylan lost
>>153978594>Bro you NEED more 6'4 meathead players, trust me bro it's gonna work this time!
I just spray painted my Tavares with Marner.
>>153978596Kash is from LI though
>>153978675Yzerman has been a general manager for Detroit since 2019 and it took him almost eight years to get a seventh rounder in the lineupThat's embarrassing
>>153978752gave up nothing? they gave up another year of raymond and seider on team controlstevie had an opportunity to make a splash to push for playoffs instead they "gave up nothing" to gain NOTHING
>>153978900oh we call that a nic roy now
>>153979006true or the reilly
>>153978749>you're a retard.yeah you must state a insult like this since the truth was becoming too realdetoilet SUCKS and there is hope
>>153978895To replace soft pusys? Absolutely.
>>153979021>>153979021
>>153979013You're still a retard.
>>153979003>gave up nothing?Correct.
>>153979030cry
>>153978951No, that rarely happens, retard.
>>153979046you know you're right, ded wongs have no talent worth forming their roster aroundthey all are SHIT
>>153979050Retard
>>153979067Retard
>>153979071>>153979079retard
