Jonathan Brown is confirmed to have brain cancer. Probably won't be alive in 2 years.
>>153976912lawyers rubbing dey hands
*points at a handsome fella*
she broke me
>>153976924t. micksperg when his mum told him to stop stretching her panties with his fat ass
Best way to farm griffin feathers?
>jack riewoldt is a shit host>jordan lewis has shit takeswho is on the couch actually for
better off farming monster feathers
fuck you banesperg
>>153976940I used to watch when it hard roos, gerard, browny, garybut then they got charisma vacuum bucks and gerard retired and they brought on jack and gary left for 360maybe i'll watch the fta stuff instead.
>>153976968i also like watch it when it hard iykwim haha
>>153976940leigh matthews
>>153976961who is this big truck fella
Are you guys sad about Browny?
Why do you guys like the Steel Blue ads?
not really to be honest pretty numb to bad shit happening
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1484106/afl-concedes-timeclock-error-in-greater-western-sydney-giants-st-kilda-saints-thriller>THE AFL has conceded that a crucial 29 seconds were lost from St Kilda's narrow victory over Greater Western Sydney on Saturday evening due to a timeclock error.>Both the Saints and the Giants were informed by League officials on Monday that the mistake had occurred during the four-point game, with the AFL now set to review its technology ahead of this week's fixtures.>A technical glitch with 29 seconds remaining in the second quarter saw the timeclock jump immediately to half-time after a Max Hall goal.>A review on Monday determined that the missing 29 seconds were not added back to the contest, with the League saying timekeepers were unaware of the issue in the moment.>"Post a second-quarter goal by St Kilda player Max Hall, a technical issue caused the countdown clock to jump from 29 seconds to 00 seconds, effectively ending the quarter," an AFL statement said on Monday.>"Upon a full review, it has been determined that 29 seconds should have been added back onto the timeclock.
>>153977023
apologise to RC
sorry rc
Where do you guys stand on taunting? The boys on On The Couch don't like it at all, and believe a free kick should be paid against taunters.
>>153977050SPH is based
>>153977050who would have thought those sois wouldnt like it
Tempted to tip Adelaide against Geelong, but not sure I trust them to win at Kardinia. I think Adelaide are the better team though.Definitely going to tip GWS to beat Collingwood. They are much better than what they showed the past two weeks and they should bounce back.
>>153977050Good boys suckling off the teat of daddy afl when they all were cunts on field when they played
The ultimate irony of this taunting shit is that Harrison Petty is the biggest taunter in the whole AFL, but because he cried like a bitch once he is now perceived as the victim.
100% grecian bvll
Why is alcohol so moreish kek
>>153977053this even though mine isn't small>>153977067yep lewis is the worst sniping little shit that he is pretending he was an angel now while dressing like dahmer
>>153977066it's more a case of poolingwood having a shit list full of old cunts and no forward line whatsoever, gws are fucked but the fagpies are even moreso.geelong v adelaide will be close, i think the crom will lift after a sluggish performance at home where they nearly won. geelong are not what they were last year and i think a crom with their pride hurt will fight back. if they play like they did in the last qtr they should smash the shats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1WWk3oRAJY&t
>>153977066got a mate that reckons he's been to geelong
not watching your vlog mate
I don’t understand how to make friends, I’m a normal looking guy with a pretty normal life but I talk to people and it’s like I’m trying to conduct a job interview on them or something, they see me like an alien and get all uncomfortable, the anon the other night was right, I stopped talking to my high school friends and it’s been over ever since
Jordan Lewis would of belted you blokes on the footy field
put a plant pot saucer to catch where the apartment above me has their AC condensation drip down and just had a honeyeater singing and having a bath in it :)
>would of
Survivor is such a shit show and the people that go on it are so cringe, fuck I hate it and I hate these people
>>153977108They must find you awkward and boring
footy classified is on
Lets be honest, none of us can make friends
>>153977111I went to buy a birdbath from binning but they were all 100 bucks
making friends is easy, keeping them on the other hand........
>>153977144I was literally at a mates wedding this past saturday
>>153977035trip on bookie
>>153977050I don't mind taunting but voss is a spastic who just kept going, even his teammates looked annoyed.
>>153977148Yeah and you haven’t stopped talking about it since
Weddings are cringe
any of you going to check out the NFL game in September?
They are sterilising our national comp for what reason
>>153977160That can't be, finals footy is in September.
The people on survivor are fucking insufferable
>>153977169this but alf
>>153977166i just checked and the game will be in the morning your timealso it will be on a friday for you
saints and lions fighting at it on a business level kek
>>153977176Only turbo normie faggots like that shit over here
I’m in a really bad mood
>>153977176>friday morning gamebaffling decision
>>153977182Wanna talk about it sport?
American football is the worlds worst sport
>>153977178makes sense>>153977185it is, i wanted a midnight kickoff
>>153977191Not much to talk about
>>153977185why? normies will flock to it any time of the daymight as well look after the millions in the states who will watch it rather than us
>>153977195it used to be good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWP2g0sSaFIkinda like your sport
>mfw three more sleeps til catters
>>153977208why are you posting this gutless and talentless fuckwit
>>153977208he sleeps with the light on now due to cam rayner
>sleep in tomorrowLETS GOOOO
ill put you to sleep permanently if we ever cross paths champ
Ok internet tough guy
>>153977229Alri teacher
>>153977172iykwim haha
*closes tab*
My team won but I still can't be bothered watching afl footy media.
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/nrl/multiculturalism-is-booming-in-the-nrl-while-the-afl-is-getting-whiter-20260323-p5rmkv.html
>>153977253Are you sure you want to close Untitled Tab?Unsaved progress will be lost.
>>153977257>owned by channel 9that's why it's trying to shill nrl to libtard fuckwits, don't post that trash in here ever again nrlsperg
>>153977257wtf i love footy now
>>153977259I miss clippy.
>>153977219crisp
>>153977257who decides to write this trash
>>153977276they were told by their fuckhead management who work for channel 9 mate, i literally said it 3 posts above yours
>>153977267no but steven frontpage iykwim haha
>Rozee's season overkwab. Never happened under Ken.
>bombies haven't won since may 2025
>>153977108i'm always surprised by how easy i can talk to normals and even be a bit funny with them eg at workbut it's all very surface level, nothing beyond just a chat
>>153977300overrated downhill skier
>>153977108t. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IPCS0LbX0rY
fuck cars
HEADSTRONG I’LL TAKE YOU ONHEADSTRONG I’LL TAKE ON ANYONE
>>153977309since steven may what?
last for iggs in this dead general
>>153977513this sad dead general?
Turbo makes the best threads, love that guy, love his dedication to his craft
more like sad dad general since everyone who posts here is a disappointment lol
>>153977522We love turbo here
>>153977530who?
iggs
won
CFO
carlton fans out?
>>153976906YOU are wrong knoxville!
>>153977753Dicamillio could see it coming that's why he got out early.
>>153977257You dont have to sell it to me bro
stop racism in /afl/
doing a nasty shit
iggs did ramadan for 44 weeks if you really think about it
>>153977341based car fucker
Good morning alf
Really really really really makes you think
>>153980098It's a rigged league mate.
>>153980098And the umpires have told champion data to stop tracking frees by the umpire who gave them or their game's impact
>prictorians think they really own this sport invented in south australia because they invented a league after the sanfl was createdgenuinely pathetic kek
>>153980330Australian rules football was first played in Melbourne
1. Suns 2. Dogs3. Hawks4. Swans5. Crom 6. Cats 7. Bane 8. Fred 9. Collingwood10. Dees11. Gnats 12. Aints 13. Carlton 14. Iggs 15. Norf 16. Poort 17. Richmond 18. Dosn
morning gents
>>153980525>winless bane>7thGet fucked dickhead
>>153976906Can't believe it's already 20 years since Bam was kill. Time flies
>teachers protesting my heart bleeds for the glorified day care staff jobs occupied by mentally stunted adults need to be phased outfucking sooks
>>153980779i agree that the vast majority of teachers are useless but what do you propose instead for an education system? i believe the federal department of education should be abolished, funding vouchers should be given to parents not schools, and curriculae are to be determined by schools with minimum standardisation for literacy and numeracy only.
>>153980476keep dreaming viccoid
>>153980804i don't have anything to propose as a better system just wanted to vent at the selfish entitled teachers who have never been able to face the real world and have stayed in the school environment. its fucking pathetic. they're mentally weak humans. they get more leave than anyone else. fucking mentally stunted cunts.
>>153980804this is a terrible idea and you are a deadset fuckwit for thinking this is a good alternative
>>153980821i studied teaching before changing my mind, it's definitely not as easy as it seems and it's genuinely quite difficult until you've been in the job for a while. it's one of the few actually important jobs in society as opposed to most office cuck shit which is unironically adult daycare
>>153980779>my heart bleeds for the glorified day care staffshit take>jobs occupied by mentally stunted adults need to be phased outgood take>fucking sooksshit take
why does my dumb cunt colleague always breathe so god damn loudsurely every fucking human has the self-awareness and capability to hear their own breathing didn't this cunt's mum ever say to him, "hey anon, you're whistling through your nose again!" fucking retard families raising retard kidspisses me off to no end
>>153980937mate i have a gay spastic with tourettes next to me
>>153980849spare me
why am i such a fat fucking retard? i went to maccas to get a frozen coke and ended up driving home with a large double cheeseburger meal, 6 nuggets, a filet of fish and a large frozen coke.
>>153981188You should have got the mcwings
>>153981133fuck up dickhead
>>153981188*beeps*
>>153981228kek
donating plasma tomorrow, found on my blood donation from last time went to westmead and most likely saved a childs life. what have you pathetic fucking losers done lately?
>>153981256fucked your mum and donated my sperm into her ovaries
>>153981263classic tradie response, you on smoko again mate?
>>153981256I live by the golden rule and act with kindness and compassion every waking moment. As opposed to you, who does one good think once in a blue moon and then carries on like a dickhead at all other times.
>>153981263that's not how it works lol
>>153980827you would think that because you are an ignorant blowhard
>>153981256>Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth: that thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
>>153981415Gods work mate
I need to poo
>>153981461based sphincter
>>153981461crisp colleague who sits next to me and takes 4 loose shits a day and wears the same pants to work all week
Sick of it
>>153981515is he *whispers* indian?
>>153981539nah he's a white aussie lad he spends all day with his fingers in his mouth toohe's just a disgusting retard i'd love to heem his parents for unleashing such a stain on the world
>>153980616SEETHING FredFraud
>>153981538based sphincter
>>153980779I work at a school, teachers work 6 less weeks than I do yet get paid 30% more because they never stop striking.
>>153981256Donating sperm tomorrow, last donation turned into some ELITE Auskick prospects so am keen to share more of my strong genetics.
>>153981598based janitor solving equations on the whiteboard after hours>plot twist: anon works at a primary school
>>153981294im an officecuck you mindbroken tradiesperg kek
>Staff at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) will go on strike on Wednesday for the first time in 20 years, after rejecting a pay rise offer.>The 24-hour strike will begin at 11:00 local time (00:00 GMT) and is expected to disrupt live television and radio broadcasts.Oh no, anyway
>>153981614crisp marcus ashcroft
>>153981641the abc is the only thing that should be privatised
Wtb a good nights sleep
>>153981515what's wrong with wearing the same pants champ
where's the larry emdur hater
>>153981655if he's taking 4 shits a day at work, i imagine he's shitting before and after work while wearing those pantsyou can't sit down on the toilet and spray 30 loads of diarrhoea out your arse without changing your pants at least oncethat's fucking feral and doesn't even begin to touch on the sweat and other gross shit that has accumulated on them
If shtf office cucks will be used for sexual gratitude IF their bussys pass the test. Bussy test failures will be made to fight each other for entertainment
>>153981515Is he fat? What does he have for lunch?
>>153981662i wear the same pants to work all week but i don't constantly have to shit
>>153981671he's not fathe'd be like 5'11" and 80kg he always has this incredibly pungent chicken and rice dish and i think the smell comes from his homemade buffalo sauceit smells like spicy vinegar or something and it absolutely pongs out the whole office >>153981685that's obviously not as bad but i want you to know that people do notice that you wear your pants heaps of days in a row and are possibly disgusted by it
>>153981649All FTA TV should be public and state-owned.
my worst work poo experience was s near miss>be me>first week at a new job, in a new field>out with a sales manager doing a presentation to woolies>he suggests we grab a coffee beforehand and prep>already had a coffee earlier and no breakfast>have a long black>Out of the blue need to get to the toilet ASAP>Do the worst poosplosion of my life>Spraying liquid shit for minutes>When I'm done take off all of clothes and inspect them several times for shit splatters>everything ok>spend like 20 minutes spitting on toilet paper and cleaning my stained crack >get it clean enough where i can put my clothes on and go to the sink to get soap and wet toilet paper to clean myself thoroughly>spend about 40 minutes in the toilet>colleague says nothing>paranoid i stink like shit>to this day i am traumatised about drinking too much coffee before a meeting
>>153981728>lets make the abc even bigger!retard
>>153981728brain damaged opinionthe abc is the most worthless piece of shit organ in the public service, they literally provide a public disservice by taking our money to go on holidays to France. i would genuinely rather fund a million crackheads through cenno than give the scum who work at the abc a single cent of tax.
>>153981743The ABC isn't good any more because Howard and successive government cut its funding.
>>153976906Did he also fly up, up?
>>153981733>spend like 20 minutes spitting on toilet paper and cleaning my stained crack
Did you just playfully tossle my hair, cunt? That's it, you're being sent to the tribunal to have your cock and balls cut off.
>>153981757media is free everywhere all the time now you clod, why the fuck do we need to fund gardening australia? (which i personally enjoy)
>>153981778It's not.
Bummers bros....
>>153981801what's the record?
>>153981801we break that drought in two days
>>153981799www.youtube.comwww.afl.com.au
>>153981812forgot to crop the screenshot FUCK
>>153981816you should feel shame
>>153981813you pay for it with your personal data. you are the product that youtube and the afl sell to data agencies. also, to be pedantic, you pay for the internet to access it.
>>153981812That footy looks so good to kick
>>153981816Check your emails mate
>>153981807GWS won in R19 2012 and didn't win again until R19 2013 which was 364 days. I'm guessing that's the AFL-era record.
my tankies :)
>>153981812i hate phoneposters so god damn much
>>153981830I love when redditors tell you that if it's free, then you're the product like thanks champ, i've only heard about another 600 pseuds parrot that
>>153981830NEVER SUBBED TriHard NEVER DONATED TriHard ADBLOCK ON TriHard STOLEN LAPTOP TriHard NEIGHBOURS WIFI TriHard MOMMAS HOUSE TriHard STOLEN SOLAR PANELS TriHard STOLEN SUN TriHard SOLAR ENERGY STOLEN TriHard WATER WHEEL TriHard NEIGHBOURS RIVER TriHard STOLEN HYDROELECTRIC PLANT TriHard CHARGING PHONE WITH WORK ELECTRICITY TriHard SHOWER IN BATHROOM SINK TriHard STOLEN FOOD FROM CAFETERIA TriHard STOLEN HAMSTER TriHard STOLEN HAMSTER WHEEL TriHard KINETIC ENERGY TriHard FREE ENTERTAINMENT TriHard
you cunts are deadset retarded
glad to hear you aren't including me in that lol
I thought I was about to be told I was a deadset ripper… ouch
didnt know so many office workers posted herebet youve got some tartan scarf and tailor made jumpers to try and hide your womens hips and office buildsdont think ill be taking any opinions seriously grom now on, youre literally a bunch of women, you can see all the stuff youse talk about is womens stuff lmao
>>153981901What do you do huh tough guy
Get to watch Nick Daicos play this week which is goodI was pretty despondent last week and watching Essendon only made it worse.
>>153981901i will bend you over and rape you little faggot
>>153981901>heh, you dress well with dignity? pfft
>>153981875I'm not. At most I'm a bit dim sometimes, but overall I'm quite intelligent. A LOT smarter than all these handwringing types crying about their dead zoomies on mangled bikes and escooters expecting the gubmint to legislate against their kids being criminal teenagers.
>>153981907>>153981912>>153981917youse even talk like middle aged women kek
>>153981925you won't be talking like anyone after i break your fucking jaw cuntface, keep testing me
>>153981978t. harrison petty
>The Herald Sun reported the sledge was along the lines of ‘I hope your mother dies’ with many pundits then speculating Karen Petty was suffering from terminal cancer.>But Karen put those rumours to bed on Thursday.>“That’s all rumours ... I don’t have cancer,” she told Daily Mail Australia.
>bedford, daniels, cadman back for gwsshall be tipping them
>>153981801banekeks? explain??
Counterstrike 2 pro games are way more enjoyable then footy. Sports are a relic desu compared to esports.
you guys looking fwd to the 100,000 new potential kayo subscribers that'll be snuck in every year with this new AUS/EU trade/security pact?
>>153981978you've never broken anyone's jaw, you've barely left your apartment unless it was with your mum or carer and every tme you had to wear XXXL sized nappies because you shit yourself in fear of everyone and everything.YOU ARE ALL TALK I AM TESTING YOUR FAGGOT ARSE RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
>e-cigarettes>e-girls>e-sportsname 1 thing with e- thats not shit and a pale substitute for the real thing.
>>153982073Email
>>153982082mail is better than email
>>153982030I unironically agree with this and I'm a grown ass man
yfo
>>153982082it's more immediate. but it's not better than a letter.
>ass
>>153982073>thinks e-girls are a pale substitute for girlsI shiggy diggy
e-scooters are way better than m-scooters
>>153982115No one sends letters anymore thoughbeitMail is only used for mountains of Temu crap and other online shopping.
I'd rather get a postcard than an email or social media post with 20 photos attached to it
>>153977144you don't want any, everyone is a fuckhead
>>153982124back to your ee-spurts mr grown ass man, your capncrunch with all the "yucky brown bitts" is starting to harden in the bowl and not in your bowels.
>>153982129they manage to get the annoying poodlehaired zoomie numbers down better than machetes.
>>153982142>everyone is a fuckheadthis. australians are performative, shallow, and insincere; everything is a transaction for personal gain to them.
>>153982153but enough about (you) farming on alf iykwim haha
>knock back 18% over 4 years>work 32 weeks a year just retarded teacher things
add teachers to the list
don't know if i should've trusted that fart lads
*bangs legal nsgf*
>>153982182burn in hell micknonce tranny
tbf teaching would be fucked. cant even threaten a kid in current yeardo they still do that 'i am le touching your le shoulder is that ok?' shit?
australian elections are so inefficient. the sa election was on saturday and they're still counting. france recently had two rounds of municipal elections for the entire country, comprising of over 68M people voting twice and they completed everything in less than half the time. imagine if the afl ran as efficiently as international election processes
>>153982163wonder how many maths/economics teachers are striking?
>>153981637im so inside your dumbfuck tradie brain its hilarious lmao
jawtester isn't marching in the strike? scab teacher I suppose.
>>153982207I think they spend half their time "managing" the spastics in the class. It sounds like a nightmare desu.
aussie offices are woke as fuckyou all larp like youre jim from the office or some shit but youre more like the token faggot in some abc 'comedy' made by and filled with women
feeling full right now fellas, but can always fit another dick in me. extra points for wearing hi-vis
you spastics are genuinely fucking retarded
>ironic pink hi-vis haha girl colour xD
>>153982237it do be like that, i hate it and want to leave my officecuck job forever i hate sending emails
i don't mind sending emails but i hate receiving them
double extra points if its PINK hi-vis. or collingwood colours! cum one, cum all!
i hate all you spastics
i'm going to say that at least 90% of vaginas are yucki'm talking either blown out and/or smell/taste a bit disgustingsome blokes probably go their whole life without spending some decent time with a nice little coin slot that doesn't make them gag
office cuck got mens arseholes on the brain lmao
this antitradiesperg is a genuine cock sucking poofter
there's more than one here who hates "tradies" - several even
let me guess, the two tradiehaters are turbo and his cocksleeve
just got letter of offer for job pending background check. job doesnt start for 3 weeks, whats the point in making me sign shit if its not 100% over the line? fuck HR cunts are dumb
>>153982327>tradiecunt is threadspergit all makes sense
im an incredibly lazy neet slob
>dont post for three days>come back to /afl/ and make a tradie post>thread spends the afternoon focused on tradiepostingi fucking run this place, i control all of you, youre my puppets
>>153982356who are you
>>153982388it's poosh
>>153982273>i'm going to saywe would rather you didn't genuine poofter cope
>>153982327it all makes sense now
heya poosh
>le teachers have it easy>le teachers get tons of holidays xd>le teaching isn't a real job xdImagine repeating this blatant nonsense and outright lies. Teachers are a specialist profession which requires a university degree and ongoing training.In order to become fully qualified in Victoria one has to complete a 4 year undergraduate degree or 2 year postgraduate degree. Then the person can apply to be a provisional teacher, only after completing two years of supervised training and further exams is one a qualified teacher.Anons here have zero clue what they're on about >but le holidays Teachers work 70 hours a week during the term, when that's considered then they have no more holidays than other full time workers when equalised to 40 hours a week
>>153982356if you run and control it, make it less shit.
Three lines or fewer. Thanks
I think i could be a teacher with like 2 weeks of training, there's no way it's difficult
>>153982458nothing of what you said is isolated to teachers, you are just scared to leave the school environment and stamp your feet while other industries just get on with it.petulant occupation filled with retards.
>>153982477t. HSC/VCA tests responses in the year 2031
>>153982482the fact you had to insert 'like' where you did leads me to believe you're not suitable to become a teacher.
>>153982485>nothing of what you said is isolated to teachersmy uncle is a teacher, brother drives busses for whatever the nsw state bus company is called. xmas lunch, ask them how its going with their unions/pay etc, mumza shoots worried looks from end of table then gets dad to hide the scotch cause she knows they'll have a dick measurng contest about who is harder done by.
>>153982494I just don't see how it requires so much training just to like stand at the front of the room and go through a text book.A.I teachers will be far better anyways
i unironically enjoy drone metal and harsh noise music
currently shitting at work for the first time in my life. only intended to piss at the urinal but tried to do a small cheeky fart and I think it was a slight drop of liquid so now I’m trying to push it all out in the toilet.
boring conversation topic, talk about something else
>>153982507teachers will always have a fucking chip on their shoulder and scream unfairly done by. its almost like they don't understand the career path they are going into. seriously retarded immature adults.
>>153982512you did it again. now finish your museli bar and go play with the blocks. and stop touching dylan's no-no area.
The easiest thing would be to become a TAFE instructor
co-worker is going for shit number 4 as we speakjust heard him change over toilet paper rollsthis cunt goes through a 24 roll bulk pack by himself every quarter
free trade = planeloads of never ending brown and black military aged males coming here doesn't it?
>>153982548based teacher
the sister-in-law goes through toilet paper like mad. every time she goes in you can hear the BRRR-BRRRR-BRRRR of rolling the toilet paper out, probably a good 15+ squares per wipe. she calls herself a germophobe but lives like a disgusting lazy slob
>>153982548the fact you can hear him change over toiletb rolls from where you're sitting means>you're lying for something to post>you're in the cubicle next to him
>>153982560she must have a massive deep cunt
>>153982574probably not, but she is one
>>153982561my desk is like 2 metres from the toilet door
tafe gf 2026
society is a humiliation ritual and I won't take partthey can put me in a psych ward before I do
>>153982458teachers and nurses are the biggest sluts out of any profession
country's cooked
>>153982596>likenot teacher material. you may clean the toilets if you enjoy monotonus work and the sound of toilet rolls being changed. this is an unpaid trial and failure to meet any and all obligations will result in immediate dismissal.
>>153982615Psych ward is another humiliation ritual
>buzzword buzzword is a buzzword buzzword>you know it's all the buzzwords fault>you can't say buzzword! say buzzword instead>hehe so buzz-word>omg he said buzz-word instead of buzzword>what a newfag
monkey comes off the shoulder this weekend ez win against the kangapooshere comes the unbeaten run to finals glory
>>153982715monke got the fire shard gimme sum of that. kangas will absoultely gape the bummers this weekend
don't put any hope or faith in >my kangas
>There was all this talk about Sydney getting the monkey off the back, turns out they just had to move Adam Goodes to the forward line
>>153982713This but unironically
nibba doesn't realise buzzword is itself a buzzword
>>153982485>>153982524>you are just scared to leave the school environment and stamp your feet while other industries just get on with it.Not a teacher. The workers of other industries go on strike to better their rights and income, why shouldn't teachers. Indeed the very basis of worker's rights that we take for granted came about through strikes and other actions.>>153982626>>/r9k/
>>153982749Most teachers work for the government so when they strike it is different. They're essentially saying that taxpayers need to give them more money for their services. If they actually loved Australia they would understand that the job that helps other Australians is a reward by itself and asking for more money only puts pressure on their fellow countrymen.Essentially they're turning the screws on ordinary australians demanding we pay them more - its disgusting frankly.
>>153982458>teachers work 70 hours a week in termBULLSHIT. Mumza is a teacher, have 7 close friends who are teachers. Wife works at a school. It is a few weeks every term at most that they do 50+ hours. The two that are coirdinators regularly put in weeks like that, but they get paid a lot more. There job is important and it's not easy in some ways but fucking spare me the idea that they are exceptional workers. Going over 40 hours is standard for any salaried employee and it is only tax funded occupations that constantly sook about it, teachers. nurses, police and bureaucrats. Why? Because they have strong unions and they have tax payers over a barrel.
>>153982458>Teachers work 70 hours a week during the term35 hours a week teaching aaaand at most 20 more hours marking then maybe 2 late stays a term for parent evenings.50 hours a week at most. And then 12 weeks of holidays.Get fucked you sooky teacher cunts.
weather for fred v richmond on saturday could be interesting
>>153982764Yes. Public school teachers hate God and they hate our country. They worship promiscuous sex and lease cars.
>>15398279820 hours of marking a week is only for a few weeks at most per term. Then consider the fact they get pay increases based on time in the job, and they basically can't get fired. So many of them are lazy shits that do the absolute minimum and could be replaced with 2 hours of youtube videos a day.
>>153982805>So many of them are lazy shits that do the absolute minimum and could be replaced with 2 hours of youtube videos a day.I work at a school and can confirm. They hate children and do not understand how important their job is. It is a PRIVIEGE to teach and they respond by rocking up to work hungover and start arguments.
oh no no noit's over, the western sydney experiment has FAILED
I always found the idea of teachers having sex weird. I know they do and it's a normal adult thing but I still find it weird.
>>153982811The way the afl would see this is 10k less at the norf or hawfs tazzie games.
>>153982818speaking of weren't hawthorn trying to do something weird with that deal recentlyi forgot the story
>>153982811what is capacity vs growth
>>153982820All I heard was hawthorn want to keep going to tassie even after the devils are playing in the afl and yeah the devils potentially have an issue with this. Pundits are speculating the afl wont take sides and allow hawthorn to continue to go to tassie.
teachers make their jobs 3x more difficult and time consuming than they need to be by injecting gimmicky technology shit in all their lessons, though knowing full well that books and pens and paper result in higher learning outcomes
>>153982814female teachers between the ages of 21 and 28 go out clubbing twice a week and frequently get creampied by strangers thank you birth control!
>>153982827gws has been 'growing' for 14 years and has fuck all to show for it (i realise that crowd is affected by weather etc so looks particularly bad though)what pisses me off is people want a canberra team now when that should've been gws to start, and the afl is so dumb that now we're going to have both
>>153982830that's actually not the teachers fault, it's the (((Department Mandates)))
>>153982831>strangers*meant teenagers
>>153982831Yeah, just seems weird to me. Teachers aren't perfect (and I had pretty much only old, shit ones) but the idea of trying to set an example and then going out and fucking strangers is a bit weird. Especially considering social media now means kids can stalk their teachers super hard and follow what they're doing.
>>153982834not really, teachers are instructed to use effective and disciplined/'proper' use of technology in classrooms as part of professional practice, that's all. there is no mandate to shove it everywhere in everything like most do.
>>153982838when you reach your 20s you will understand its not weird at all
fuck gws off and give Norwood an AFL license
>>153982838At my school (boys school) there were three teachers I know of who fucked students within weeks of year 12 finishing. Two of them were male teachers. Loose morals and hatred for our civilisation is rife within the field.
We going after teachers now?
>>153982847added to the list>nurses>ambos>tradies>journalists>teachersdid i miss anyone?
>Wrap up work>See Murdoch hammy news>Traded in Milera over him >mfw
>>153982847They deserve more hate than they get, it will be a nice change from hating on tradies.
>>153982845Disgusting. How can young men be mentored by teachers who are enslaved by lust? Honestly, doesn't even matter if the teachers have gay desires, it is your duty in that position not to act on them. You're just worsening society and creating hedonistic men who ultimately will fail to serve their community and protect children.
>>153982828yeah okayyeah seems kind of dumb, if it were spread among teams evenly i wouldn't care but the afl never makes big vic teams go there, it's always WA and SA teams, so fuck em, not like hawthorn need the money either
Why did the afl give the bottom side from last year a fixture of 4 top 8 sides from last year in the first 6 rounds of this season?
shut up you deadshit fuckheadsbeen sperging out about teachers for 8 fucking hours, get a grip
nurses should be paid less
>>153982811this is shit kilda's fault more than gws's desugws gets above 10k most of the time even against other minnow teams like gold coast or fred, shit kilda is genuinely a blight on the league
>>153982874i agree. dadza's in hospital quite frequently and all i ever see when i'm there are nurses lazily plodding around like deadshits, never working hard at all, just dawdling here to there getting paid by the hour not giving a fuck
>>153982848plastic surgeons and real estate agents
Crazy how 10 years ago this was universally agreed upon to be very ugly but now all the sudden people actually think that it looks good
>>153982848Essendon football club
My boomer parents were so fucking useless. I respect the greatest generation and they deserve good care but I have zero qualms with leaving the boomers to foreign workers to look after in aged care. You reap what you sow right?
love mumza, would give her a spare room of my (hypothetical) house over putting her in an old folks' home. dadza's loaded as it is and can look after himself.
>>153982147Your retarded ass thinks the American posters in this general are the same person? How retarded are you? You conflated 3 different American anons for the same person.Just FYI my state alone has almost double your entire country's population
lol
>>153982900Ordered mine already, I'll never wear it because wearing a Guernsey out is for mental midgets, but nice to give my club some cash for giving us a win this weekend
Twilight grand final with Kylie Minogue performing seems on the cards. Already putting it out there to get people used to it moving.
>>153982927>thinks I give a shit>either pretends it wasn't him I replied to (despite me using the link much like he has here} or is jumping to the defense of his fellow amerifats like a good little simp>somehow 2 replies means 3 different people. can't into maths very well. >see my first post
>>153982949love it!
>>153982957hopefully Dyl can have xis Roo/Killers postgame moment dancing around with xis idol.
>>153982957You jest but I genuinely would love it.
>>153982951fuck up cunt
>>153982965i think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who would'nt want Kylie for the ent.
>2 games into their season and the decision to keep Merrett already under heavy scrutiny Anyone with a functioning brain already knew it was the wrong move but I bet even the die-hards realise it now.
i wouldn't want some washed up roastie boomer hag at the grand final
>>153982976sucking up to seppos now angrypants? so there's at least 1 thing you do like: foreign cock.
>>153982977That’s apparently part of why they want her to soften the transition to twilight. Kylie won’t perform in the daytime so if you want her the time has to be pushed back. Everyone would want her so the traditionalists will live with it being pushed back if it means they get her (and probably a Robbie Williams guest appearance).
*anyone who matters or counts
Add Kylie Minogue to the list.
>>153982989also a pretty definitive one up on the en ar el
>>153982951>I-I just pretended to be retarded!
>>153982999Obsessed
>>153982900zoomers lap this shit up>its le ugly that means i like it ironically xd!!!!clubs are making a mint releasing this "retro" merch
>>153983002you posted this last time a retarded americanism was made and again, it's not the gottem you seem to think it is. I legitimately think you are fucking stupid, or mentally deficient. I really truly do.
>>153982999Yes, no doubt comes into their thinking. Night games will always have higher audiences so they obviously want to make the move and that’s the kind of set piece that allows them to do it.
>>153983015That's fine and all but why not just have her after. I remember Barnsey played in 2018 after the game at the G, it was great
>>153983003got lonely over in your thread, ay moana?
carrie "accidently" wore lingerie today at work on her radio station
>>153982989did i miss the memo where getting a 60 year old has been is some sort of massive get?
i wouldn't want some washed up roastie boomer hag mentioned in MY alf
>>153983029Because it’s about maximising views before and during the game, not afterwards when most people do/watch something else. They’re not paying Kylie Minogue millions of dollars so channel 7 keeps more viewers after the game.Also Jimmy Barnes was the support act for the Black Eyed Peas in 2018 and he still sang before the game.
you guys and the afl put a lot of thought and money for something that literally happens for 10 mins before the game starts
>>153983040*adopts lispy poof line umps voice: Kylie transcends age and trends in Australia. Plus we want her so the NRLand all their hunky islander bad-boys can't get her.
>>153983046>half time happens 10 minutes before the game startsyou and the yank did the same maths class ?
>>153983052crisp casualpoint to me when the afl has ever done half time entertainmentgo back to slurping nfl champion
Have you guys done your due diligence?
>>153983040What percentage of the FTA fo you think are boomers and gen x? Kylie would be a big get for them and millennials.
>>153983058>watch kylie for 10mins>tune outbarely a blip on the ratings tbqh
kylie minogue?big get in 1994
>>153983060Who should they have instead that would generate a larger audience?
>>153983053
All pre game performances look shit in the middle of the day isolated on front of a huge oval.
>>153983070thats my point it doesn't matter and its a waste of timeyou either watch the footy or you dontvery few people would tune purely to see a "big act" and then actually watch the footy its an archaic mindset from when people were glued to their tvs and didn't have access to on demand entertainment
>>153983045There you go, I was pretty trashed for most of that game, and I watched from on the lawn outside the MCG so I didn't really notice. Ive been watching from there since then so I guess I never pay attention to what the bands are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3ZKbVVWeU
>>153983074The rumours are suggesting she’d be half time so probably a slightly longer half time break with her performing around 6pm.
>ahh the footy finished and its rolled right into the news>i wont bother getting the remote or doing something else for a bit cause im a lazy fat piece of shitis this really the average australian?
>>153983079but what about the half time sprint?
>>153983053>2012 Pre-match entertainment was Tim Rogers and Paul Kelly.>Half-time entertainment was provided by The Temper Trap.[20][21]
>>153983084Lead ins are a very real thing in tv ratings, yeah.
>>153983087so a once of 14 years ago?thank you for proving my point
>>153983085Probably before the game along with some smaller music act + up there cazaly.
>>153983085give it to the black guy>>153983084the avg big sporting spectacle on FTA watcher, sure.
>>153983091It's actually why Bounce is the highest rated foxfooty show because it's the only one that leads in directly from a game.
so its essentially falsely inflating viewership and then boasting what a success it is
>>153983093>point to me when the afl has ever done half time entertainmentembarrassing trying to double down here
>>153983093i proved mine, and showed you when the afl did half time ent. fuck me you are stupid. pretty arrogant in your defeat.
>>153983096I'd much rather skip my team song if it means I can catch all of Bounce!
got this guy spamming cooldown
>>153983100Are you only just realising why major sporting events have entertainment acts?
sad lot you guys are
I have never gone out on a friday or saturday night and I never will
The cowardly retreat.
>>153983113crisp hospo worker
for me, it's love at first sight (the kylie song)
I dont know any Kylie Minogue songs
>>153982764>They're essentially saying that taxpayers need to give them more money for their services.As every single other profession does. Completely absurd to argue that teachers shouldn't get a raise because they work for the government
>>153983126based neale daniher
>>153983126Danii?
why are normies so jitteryfirst toilet paper now fueldoes the vaccines in their blood stream make them like this
In the 2012 Guardian interview, Van Damme finally confirmed the long‑rumoured on‑set relationship with Kylie Minogue during Street Fighter (1994). His words were:“Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened.”“I was in Thailand, we had an affair.”“Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking.”“It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful…”“She was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile… so charming.”“I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand.”
>>153983141this has very rapey undertones 2bh
>>153983141He did nothing wrong.
>>153983141Don't careThat slut belongs to London nowand good riddance to her
>>153983141is she that hot?feel like i see better at the local westfield
>>153983141might be figment of his imagination
>>153983156He was too busy showing Kylie his Thailand and doing beautiful love making to be on set.
>>153983155>white, attractive people at local WestfieldCrisp time traveller
>CHOMPERS!!!!!>HAHAHAHA BANTER!!!!!>LOL U TRIED TO KISS BEC JUDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153983172kek poor chompers
>>153982848why are ambos on the list?
why is Kane cosplaying as a tradie?
>>153983189Caro's so wet right now. TradieKano finna blow the dust off her moot
>make conditions unbearable for caucasians>import "skilled" workers to fill the gapjust pay the teachers or else your children will get raised by a combination of mr arshdeep and mrs singh their entire schooling life
>>153983172
>>153983199raising pay doesn't fix the shitty working conditions thoughfor teachers they need autonomy over their own classroom and protection from retarded parents i'm sure they would rather more power over their own classrooms then a pay rise
>>153983014>I totally swear I'm not retarded, it's you!
>>153983233Groomer detected
this place was popping off an hour ago where did everyone go
>>153983268Range banned
I cant post
>>153983268I could smell that you'd arrived
Is Deadlock any good?
>>153983268
dont tell me i have just been talking to one guy this whole time
>>153983338it's just one guy iykwim haha
>>153983343 (You)haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>153982182>>153983381bit in this
nah but seriously
everyone buggered off to watch mafs i reckon
There’s no footy on what’s there even to talk about
>>153983309actually pretty fun tbdesu
>>153983422Common afl W
>>153983425i don't want to talk about it
>>153983425The implications of this >>153983422
Signed myself up to BetStop to exclude myself from gambling. I’ve pissed away thousands
>I hate abortions and immigrants and trans people and Palestine and fluoride
>>153983440love a sarcastic girl
The latest update moved where the flashlight is on my phone and it’s making me distraught
>>153983447>flashlightfoy
>>153983447>updating your phoneThat's your first mistake.
>>153983440Looks like a dude
>>153983446i like her tits
>>153983440at least we can agree on Palestine. no opinion on fluoride either way, its probably harmless.
Don't know if the guys who told me to do this are here now but I figured out how to block sites with the host file, turns out I just had to open it through notepad rather than trying to do anything more complex oops kek
le epic hax0r
have you never edited an ini cfg or bat beforeno wonder anything tech is a dumpster fire these days
>>153983309its goodive played over 500 hours of it but haven't played since the last batch of heroes got released.wasn't a fan of them changing four lanes into three.also it got stale waiting for new updates and the meta was fucking boring so I moved off it. don't think I'll pick it up again as the moba community are fucked as well.
>>153983519weirdest rendition of the themesong to round the twist i've ever seen
>>153982949Dil is a retard
>>153983705fuck you gil
>>153982949What are people's thoughts on the stand rule?>Hate it. 50m penalty for moving your foot is too big of a penalty. Ok we will keep it then. What are people's thoughts on opening round?>ridiculous and stuffs the whole competition up for the first few weeks. Get rid of it.Ok we are keeping it then. Day or night time grand final?>day time. Its the one piece of tradition we have left. Everything else has been taken.Perfect, night time grand final it is!What the FUCK is Dils problem????????
>>153976906its over
I hate Dil
>>153983779>introduces round 24>introduces opening round>kills the bounce>kills the ruck >introduces wildcard round>moves grand final back to night time >brings a roastie in as head of football then splits her role open with a rock when she clearly is overwhelmed This cunt has done so much damage in 3 seasons, it's incredible.
last for iggs
vale /afl/
i was banned for the weekend and could not fully enjoy MY iggers :) win with my alf men
i watched ALL the footy shows this week
I haven't watched any football or related media this season (not going to either)
Go pies
>The AFL has channelled NSYNC’s Bye Bye Bye to start the season, but instead of a Justin Timberlake banger, the league is facing a brutal fixture flop.
Evening gents
>>153984692you sure do love telling people how much you don't watch footy shows anymore, and that you aren't planning to either.
I’m a fat chad
>>153983436fair enoughi'm learning probability so i'm going to give it to the bookies real soon
I’m emotionally eating
AFL Wins this season>Iggs: 1>Oscar Allen: 0KWAB
>>153986066Up and at 'em
>A mere coincidence
>>153986375You’re a fucking moron cunt, go back to sleep, the world won’t fucking miss you
morning piesperg
>>153983848>splits her role open with a rockbit abophobic this
>>153984692crisp brad scott
>>153982949>Garry Lyon on 360 saying to bring the GF into the new age with Kylie
>>153986094fleeced status: confirmedhow will the lionsdebatefag spin this one? plastic fanbase
kylie is the best pre-game show idea the drongoes at afl house have had since the 2007-2010. She is still hot for a nearly 60 year old woman too.
>>Yeah let’s end tradition of a 230pm bounce so we can watch some washed up cunt play songs!!Sorry, guess I was wrong for thinking grand final day was about the actual game and not the 20 minute pregame shit. Seeing Gerard Whatley get a stiff cock and grin on his face talking about it happening just makes me want it to not happen even more. Anything that makes that nerdy faggot miserable I’ll support.
business idea: Doctors run on time
>>153986666i'd bring the gf into the new age of 19 iykwim haha
>>153986852Insane proposition here
>>153986852You've got a better chance of having Dil listen to the AFL public
They should spread the footy games over the week more because I need more circuses to entertain me as my mental state is very quickly degrading
>>153986812oh they want to push the time back for kylie? she can get fucked then (by me)
>>153987024during lockdown it was every night
>>153986852your doctor late to get your hrt renewed micknonce?
>>153987036Apparently she refuses to play during the daytime, probably embarrassed people will be able to see what her pussy smells like
thanks everyone for participating in my thread
Jordan Dawson and Tex will both miss this week's clash against Geelong
Imagine taking your lil qt daughter to the footy and then you go home to your qt wife who loves you
>>153987260Its not in the cards bro
Farken humid aye lads
>>153987260Simply cant imagine this
>>153987182godspeed dosn monke
>>153987260me in a few years
>>153987260based me in a few years
remember when tv shows were just on once and that was it. like you missed it and that was it. if it was a popular tv show it would have re runs later in the years but that was it.
>>153987728>>153987728>>153987728baked a newy
