>rival drops out of the league for almost 10 years>new owners spend billions>do nothing but a single tin cup win>gift them 6 points on returnlmao what a shitass team
Newcastle have always been a sad joke. Leeds are a bigger club
>>153977512but it's March 2026
>>153977546Newcastle fans would be upset if they could read
>>153977546>implying Lelds aren't a joke club
>>153977576I don't get it either. Lots of likes and smileys though so it must be funny
>>153977576>>153977603This should give you some more context. Note the date. Sunderland had been promoted, Isak hadn't had his tantrum.
>>153977609Ohhhhhhhh LMFAO
>>153977512You're close, but I don't think the owners quite spent billions, I'm not sure the Papa John's trophy really counts as a cup win, and it was Sunderland who got 6 points.
Its been 24 hours since losing the most embarrassing derby double against newly promoted opposition on the backs of getting dumped out of the champions league and the FA Cup in pitiful fashion.Why in the nigger loving double fuck does Eddie Howe still have a pulse in Newcastle, let alone a job?
>>153977665>I'm not sure the Papa John's trophy really counts as a cup winWRONG
>>153977609better one, thanks
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>>153977724Howe is burning the fuck out of his goodwill with this season.>have dropped more points than anyone else in the division (IIRC they would have been 2nd if they hadn't dropped a single point all season)>signings have either been average (Thiaw, Ramsey), needlessly repurposed (Woltemade being turned into Joelinton 2.0) or complete shit (Wissa overall, Elanga in the league)>absolute inability to manage games, resulting in Newcastle only playing for the first half and then stoppingTheir season has been all over the shop. I remember 23/24 was similar in being a disaster.
>>153977512>Alexander Is-ACKcunt deserved it
baited
>>153977512>new owners spend billions@grok is this true?
>>15397795375 woltemade61 elanga58 wissa45 ramsey35 thiaw5 ramsdale33 hall24 vlachodimos12 osula61 tonali44 barnes37 livramento8 minteh77 isak46 gordon37 botman18 targett12 pope315 bonesaws, chains, bags, zipties, cuffs, duffles, cars, cages, concrete mixover a billion right there
How much money did Chelsea originally spend on Kepa again?
Why is Britain intent on selling their entire country to the middle east?
>Anthony Gordon says Newcastle United's defeat by rivals Sunderland is "not good enough" because the Black Cats are "not very good" compared with the Magpies. >"The frustrating thing is, in my opinion, they're not a very good team compared to us. We shouldn't lose to them," Gordon told Newcastle's club media.>"Away is obviously more difficult because they have the fans, the atmosphere and a bit more pressure, but at home we should not lose that game. Not with the first half that we had, but again we haven't been good enough starting second halves and it's an ongoing problem."W E W L A DBizarre thing is he's simultaneously correct and incorrect. On paper Newcastle are better than Sunderland. On the pitch Sunderland clearly have the stronger squad mentality.
>>153978090Because it makes their league more competitive and allows them to brag about being the best - if they ignore they sold it. If you can live with that trade, you're having a grand time. No doubt the Premier League is the most competitive league with the most quality overall
>>153978155All I'm reading is "I should get sacked"
>>153978155>stronger squad mentalityand coach, he's basically saying howe doesn't get them set for the second half LMAO
>>153977603it was a "banter" post by a newcastle fan thay predicted isak would score a bajillion goals against sunderland in the upcoming year, but then they went on and lost both games to sunderland. KWAB moment
>>153977845>if they won every game they would've been top of the leagueWoo, great analysis, kid.
