monday (23/03)>ARG119:00 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Central Córdoba21:15 | Huracán x Barracas CentralUTC-3/[localtime]colombians put cheese in their cueca cuelaPrevious: >>153973640
fuck a.nal
how did >your team fare?
Paulista sisters, our response?
>>153978557This Copa do Brasil is ours!
>>153978529phenomenal op, good job
>>153978579One of the best ever
>>153978573And Copa Nordeste!
>feel sad>make copalib thread >greenflag says I did a good job>don't feel sad anymore
Anime
Pajeet police = Bahia Crying Pajeets = Remo
>>153978614Fuck you Gary.
>>153978625got that one backwards, gringo
curtidas
>anoniño, can I sit on your face?
>trying to learn spanish>start watching latinx videos about footie>tons of argenccino videos>"ey boludo quepajdsssaga boludo eh?"
>gooning on a monday afternooninsane really
>>153978643More like >anon saar pls send me 500 dollars I need for rent pls do the needful I will show you my vageen
>>153978557Athletico x Atléticohttps://youtu.be/G90ABcFrZvw
>>153978558
>>153978632Cope, Bahia will rape them.
>>153978673What are you smoking? Game's already happened and Bosthia lost 4x1.
What the fuck is his problem?
>trying to learn portuguese>start watching brazxl videos about footie>tons of nordesccino videos>"oushe painho é naum beleza valeu"
>>153978557Copa do Brasil draws always have the hottest girls. Either way. Stand still, railroad workers from Paraná. We'll try to make it quick and painless.
>>153978643>tfwiwnh a sister to sit on my face
>>153978763God bless our melting pot
>>153978763Unprotected sex with all of them
>>153978775damn, that'll be a lot of cum up your ass
>>153978625It is not for me that you have to apologizeIt is for my chest, it is for my cryingIt is for the neighbors I woke up late in the nightWith my sound system making the whole branch trembleIt is for the money i spent from my pocketTo buy the longneck beers i drank at the gas station
>>153978681They are playing again for cope do brasil
Baldasso announces new affair with Paula Pezzolano
>>153978786He is the kind of tired sleep cant fix
>>153978780So that confirms that all Brazilian women are men
Greatest and bestest band of all timeAny objection?
>>153978786>>153978801Everything started going wrong when he went to England to meet the bald fraud
Has anyone considered that Chappell Roan may just hate Flamengo
>>153978815this was just boomers street boysbest band would be Tool or King Crimson
antis living vicariously through a trivial altercation between a flamengos player and a minor pop star
>>153978819This has crossed my mind
>>153978815>>153978825Brazilians have no real opinions, they just follow what celebrities or influencers say.
>>153978815>writes, records and plays your favorite songs from the 60sThat's right Paul, get back.
Beatles is the Pelé of bandsIt's the band of people who listen to TV series soundtracks like Radiohead, Kate Bush, Imagine Dragons and so on
tatuagem na axila sim ou nao fala ai galera
This was lit tho
>>153978851She misheard when you said you eanted boca in her axila
>>153978825King Crimson only has one good album, the debut. The rest can barely be called music. Cope and seethe.
>>153978815Beatles is just as boring as Legião Urbana
>>153978815none, listening to Beatles is as good as leaving your job on Friday
>>153978892How is this boring?https://youtu.be/M4vbJQ-MrKo?si=CGFvXOfIK8JGd4Z8You got filtered
Imagine
The legiao urbana meme gotta stop, still being buttmad that juninho brought a violão to school and played tempo perdido 20 years ago is not healthy
Would you still watch colapib if this happened?
Veremos: la respuesta de otamendi que abre las puertas para river
>>153978928Every bar singer still sings those shitty songs
>>153978928I also agree. I avoided listening to them seriously for so long due to the memes, but then one day I decided to listen to their entire discography and it's quite impressive. My favorite song of theirs is Ainda É Cedo.
This is brasiliense discrimination
>>153978928It's less Juninho from school than it is >>153978948Camila by Nenhum de Nós is an alright song but I can't stomach after hearing it performed over and over again by shitty musicians at bars.
for me, it's Jacuipense
Brasileirão is a social construct
41 brasileirao players have been convocated
o q valeu , foi a beleza .
>>153979045>>153979049Full list
>>153979068I don't know any of these people.
>>153979068All these Brazilian names sound automatically generated except Kaiki
Umidity on the cervical region of my body
https://x.com/liberta___depre/status/2036148788214030640nerman played poker for 16 hours from friday to sunday
>>153979115Not our fault you dont even warch football anymore and only come here to post gordas
>>153978786JUST
>>153979131KekWtf
Essa estética “Favela & Pobreza” é, de longe, uma das maiores vergonhas que eu tenho do Brasil.
>>153979161
>>153979161I agree
>>153979168Tropa de elitchi 3: bagulhos eletricos
Movimentação de mercado exótica acontecendo neste exato momento.Edson, do Rondoniense Social Clube, não joga a decisão do Campeonato Rondoniense, diante do Guaporé, pois está vendido para o Vestri Ísafjördur, da Segunda Divisão Islandesa.
>>153979229>Segunda Divisão Islandesa
>>153979161So many reasons to feel ashamed and this is the one they pick
>>153979161I agree, we should instead have aesthetics of joãozinho que mora no condominio fechado and posts slop on the web, thats more interesting
Rondoniense guy wins winter paralympic medakNow another rondoniende goes to icelandAmazon/north pole connnexion
>De sexta a domingo, 16 horas: Neymar passa dois dias seguidos jogando pôquer.
/copalib/ - neymar news general
>>153979245Lacrou, esquerdalha
Neymar is the person we all aspire to be but don't have the courage to imitate.
Neymar's mistreatment is proof that in brazil it doesn't matter how good you are, if you're not black or don't support travestism and bean-feeding it won't matter if you're the best BR since R9, you'll be demonized anyways.
>do nothing>receive emails with work offerings anyways>offers lower pay in exchange for more work than I do at my current companyI bet this is what crosses dybala's mind when choosing between negrelme's boca and qatar gorillion petrodollars
3 blue flags in a row.../copalib/ is dying
>>153979302If you gonna cry send an audio
>>153979305Neymar is a manchild. We all want to be Neymar on Monday, Neymar works when he wants and live freely. Like a Football Diogenes.
The day of the sapo cant come soon enough
>>153979330>>offers lower pay in exchange for more work than I do at my current companynice black company you're in, huh.
You will never be japanese
>>153979370I don't get it, he works for brazil?
Tomás arandaMemorize this name.
>>153979375But there are lot of japonesas no Brasil, vai pegar uma garota, Anon.
Tomas TurbandoMemorize this name.
>You, a plebeian67! 67! 67!>me, a patrician5 in 7? 5 in 7? 5 in 7?
>>153979375>lowest sex activity rates, highest suicide rates
>>153979349muito apavorante
>>153979315Nerman is such n unlikable person, people used to tolerate him because he was good but now he's a shitter
Hes also not funny which makes him not liable to be someone like romario
>>153979405at least they have the balls to commit suicide.
Its not courageous to take your own life
this guy made me hate nerman even more
>>153979434Cause they aren't using their balls for sex with Japanese women
Mushuc runa's city is namedLatacunga
>>153979439yes it is, one time i tried to hold my finger over a lighter and didn't last 3 seconds. Imagine doing that, but your head instead of your finger, a gun instead of a lighter and eternity instead of 3 seconds?
>>153979474The bullet going through your head only lasts a fraction of a second.
>>153979375>garbage birthrate >sexless society >overworked >high suicide >over civil society Im sure its a nice country but fuck that.
>>153979474You are wrong
According to enzo fernandez, cucurella said he was afraid to play la finalissima.
>latino monkeys talking about japanIs this /copalib/'s comedy hour?
>>153979245O brasileirinho não consegue imaginar outra característica da cultura brasileira que não a favela. Não pensam no folclore, não pensam na capoeira, nas festas nacionais…Pra eles é tudo FAVELA, FAVELA, FAVELA
>>153979476There is a chance you survive and become a boca supporter forever
>>153979519You will never have a jap gf, cope and seethe
>>153979519So much for the libertarian freedom of speech
>>153979168now its kino
>>153979519>AY BOLUDO PORQUE ESTAS HABLANDO DE MI GLORIOSO NIPÓN
3 greens in a row, that's a fart and you know it
>>153979519but you talk about brasil 24/7.
each green post increases /copalib/ ambient temp by 1ºc, humidity by 5% and releases methane gaseach blue post decreases /copalib/ ambient temp by 1ºc, humidity by 5% and releases oxygen
>how heckin' dare you speak ill of great america, havent you ever watched mickey mouse????This is how you guys sound
>>153979622>mickey
>>153979519>noooooo no te metas con miS japonecitos animuuuussss :(((((((( uwu
>>153979519but talking about beans and palmierda like a schizo every day is fine.
How dare you speak ill of the empire of pindorama, have you never watched irmão do jorel
>>153979161Right, I would rather le samba or le amazon meme than this garbage with mono in front
>me, enlightenedthinks the favela aesthetic is overused by nike and alot of times suspiciously stereotypical >you, the moronic fool*seething chud rage*
all I wanna say is that they don't really care about beans
>argie playing Zambia and MauritaniaAre you guys allergic to playing anyone that matters?
>betting
All imageboards are fucking dead...
Thats a good thing
>>153979773>All imageboards are fucking dead...We are all AI posters here, aren't we?
>>153979609True that
>>153979787is that fork flipping me off?
>>153979787uma delicia
>>153979859If you think about it you deserve it
new sopa de macacao just dropped
>>153979859Yes
>>153979519>talk shit about country :/>talk shit about country: Japan:0
>>153979519Holy shit look at all the sentius.
>>153979907this is great where can I see more
Brazil isnt even that interesting for it to be talked about like that so much
>>153980007How was your day?
>>153980001@florencehyna on ig
Moshi moshi facundo desu
>>153980015Lets hope you are not misdirecting us to a woman with facial dysmorphia AGAIN
>>153980023Just call it a tranny bro.
Neymar resolve com uma bola só
Coutinho should be convocacated over Neryma
>>153980013Not that interesting
>>153979907This is some hardcore poverty
O neymar é monobola?!??!?
Libertarians see tyranny everywhere
>>153980109Not even one, xe never won the Balloon Door
>>153980110You wouldn't understand
libertarianism is a mental illness exported by the united pedophiles of america
>>153980088Based>>153980110>>153980119Shit I read tranny
>>153980114Neither did Zico and he's the best football player in the universe.
>>153980128Exactly, so Zico didn't need to win shit, unlike Nerman who is a glorified Robinho in an era of monos
>>153980126https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=raEoAXVGXOs
Whats rhe difference between neymar and zico? One has hype moments and aura and the other does not? Legitimately, what does one have that the other dont
My grandma: por plata baila el mono Me:
>>153980147Zico was a good player that did firulas once in a while, Neymar was a firulento who luckily got the protagonist role
So the answer is that you like one better than the other, great
Zico was Elano-tier
It seems the truth offends your Nerman cock sucking mind
>>153980147Zico has a song and Neymar doesn't.
Zico was white, Neymar was black, coincidence? Anon is just racist
>>153980187>Neymar was blackWhat happened?
>>153980187Wtf i love Zico now
>>153980195He painted his hair blonde and whitened his skin. He is now white
>>153980187Neymar is pardo
>>153980215was*
>>153980186What are the odds
You cant whiten your skin, he just got paler because brown skin does that sometimes
>>153980187Neymar has been investigated by the piblic office for racism, zico hasnt
>>15398022050/50
The reason Neymar has been losing his powers is due to the bogging of his beloved sister. The more plastic she became, so did he.
Tite, Crespo, Vojvoda e Diniz estão em lista do Botafogo
Aight, bed time, good night /colapib/
>>153980245HES READY TO ASSUME BOTAFOGOYOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO IM SPEAKING OF
>>153980245I don't think I hate Botafogo enough to wish this upon them, but goddamn it would be funny if they got Diniz
Diniz haters are so lameImagine hating freedom, happiness, world peace and puppies
"Diniz haters" also known as people who've had Diniz coach the team they root for
>>153980270Diniz coached my team and I like him
"Diniz haters" also known as agents of satan
>>153980274no you don't
>>153980198Based I knew he was one of us.
I wish diniz would coach denizlispor
>>153980245PLEASE DINIZ
Libertadores 2026 is the first international competition in platense's history
Man-machine sisters doing extra work today
In our turn we get the best Rivadavia of all time
Speaking of Botafogo>A dívida estimada do Botafogo SAF está na casa dos R$ 3 bilhões.KEK
>>153980303and the last
/copalib/ - financial news
>>153980304They deserve all of the long balls, useless backpassing pontinhas and reactive tactics we see these days
stinky thread huh
2 la u players have been said to have links with drug dealer "vitoko" member of the gang "los de abajo"
Sorry. Los de abajo is a barra name. He is still a drug dealer though
>O técnico Carlo Ancelotti convocou, neste domingo, o zagueiro Jacy, do Coritiba, para os amistosos contra a França (26/03), em Boston, e Croácia (31/03), em Orlando.>Jacy substitui Gabriel Magalhães, do Arsenal, que se lesionou na partida contra o Manchester City, pela FA CupATTENTION!ATTENTION!COXA PLAYER CONVOCATEDI REPEATCOXA PLAYER CONVOCATED
Brazil and chile are the only countires to have won libertadores at the. Male, female and pibe cathegory
>>153980348>Apparently it was misinformationATTENTION!ATTENTION!COXA PLAYER DESCONVOCATEDI REPEATCOXA PLAYER DESCONVOCATED
Fake news affecting even coxa
>>153980362Kek
In paraguay, u19 player have a required minimum minutesSo they put a 18 gk to play and took him out 2 minutes after the game startedPeople are mad at them
>>153979907>frying only half the egg and saving the other half for laterholy shit my sides
We need to break thesemythsLugano was a carniceiro fodido, he didn't have an ounce of the technique Gomez has
olha a buceta do hilary cleyton
>>153980423When I saw lugano play, i understood why his country is named uruk-hai
Wince aguirre arrived in oenarol, nacional has already had 5 coaches.SAD!
>>153980488lol bet you're a fatty with sausage fingers that keeps misclicking the keyboardgordo hdp
>>153980532Why are you so mean to others
>>153980532this is a "healthy at every size" subreddit, bucko
>>153979907If racism didn't exist he would be a doctor or a lawyer
>>153980532There are no females to impress here. Stop treating your posts like a peacock tail.
Dont call them females bro
>>153980622Thank you for always be mindful of womens struggle
>there are no females to impress hereYou don't know that
>>153980640>says serie c from society
>>1539791619% of Brazil’s population lives in favelas, but 99.9% of the players are from favelas.There’s nothing to be done; we just have to accept it.
For your satisfaction im actually on estadual da sociedade
>>153980657Batman da onde voce tirou essa informação
I hate fat "people"
>>153980348Bro that was an obvious joke
>>153980696He had a little selecao image accompanying it you cant expect me to know every joke
>>153980532
>>153980726valeu gordinho
I got a bottle of Rama Caída leftover from Christmas, y'all niggas know any recipes that use an entire bottle of cider?
>>153980726ele nao e gordinho mas e peludo.
>>153980726eeeeew
>>153980798I thought this video was about breast milk
>>153980806use your imagination
>>153979161This is so tone deft
Brazilians be like "beans for dinner again?" and their moms be like "use your imagination".
don't you ever mention my mom again
>>153980882What you gon do about it beanboy, self defense samba moves?
>>153980179>>153980176The truth is 82 team was good but the defenders werent allowed to zagueirar, this fucked them
Beanmagination
>>153980644Rude, he isnt wrong doe
Penarol should stop calling themselves carboneros to help tackle global warming.Same for oriente petrolero
>>153980696>>153980707>>153980726>>153980736What hapened with that defender from france, alexsandro??? He played well for seleção
How it feels to post on /copalib/
Central cordoba bros....Recoleta bros...Rubio ñu bros....Dim bros...what a robbery
>>153978763Rolling
What do argentinians think of this guy
>>153980914This is about leftists claiming for mass immigration and then getting raped/mugged/killed. Sometimes in that order.
is working with terapia tântrica a red flag for girls?
>>153980927No its about refrigerante
>>153980926I'm glad Valverde ditched the stupid blonde hair
Huracan will.close the night with a solid performance against barracas
Hugo Souza, Kaiki, Ibanez, Léo Ortiz (Léo Pereira), Matheus Bidu; Casemiro, Marcos Antônio, Cold Pereira (Paquetá), VJ7, Igor Chiago, Antony (Breno Lopes)Esse é o time gurizada, sem inventar muito
We never ask what brazilians think about something because we know brazilians don't think about anything.
>>153980978Some of them seem to think a lot about incest and single mothers
>>153980978I think you should go fuck yourself
>>153980986Those are not thoughts, just part of the brazilian set of instincts (incest, bunda, trannies, fuchibola, pao de queijo)
>>153978557barraGODS we will get embarassing pictures of depay in neymar's apartment and blackmail him into losing
começou a bobageira
terminou a bobageirathanks for watching
I saw a 40/50 year old lady today limping. I asked if it was artritis and she said she got hurt playing football
>>153981010Neymar has an appartment in bc?
Libertadores draw - okFull Copa do brazil draw - okRegionais draw- okNow we are ready to atart the yearLets dance
>>153981030yes and also in Itajaí where Barra's stadium is actually located according to a guy from middle school who swore that neymar was his downstairs neighboor in Praia Brava
>>153981022None of this happened btw.
>>153981022I believe you
I remember that gordo são paulino from Cazé TV saying that people were being unfair to Roger Machado because he was black and they were being racists and he also said that San Pablo was a lowkey contender for the title.
>>153981075No
is there a practical use for getting a (non-erotic) massage other than "feel good for a short while, probably"? a studio opened right next to my gym and I never had a proper massage in my life
>>153981089Yeshttps://youtu.be/moSc7pHvZrw?t=451
>>153981098I've never had a massage but I think it makes your body less heavy, so it feels good for more than a while. I've been telling myself I'm getting a massage on my birthday every year but I never get one.
Brazilians don't need massage because their sisters already give them maozinhas daily.
Huracan game started
Choose your fighter
The problem isn't that women talk too much, it's that they don't really say anything meaningful.
Women can't think about anything other than themselves and how others perceive themI work with 3 (!) women and they just be like that
(he's a a pimp for three trannies)
>>153981192Me and who?
>Gomez ohnonononono hahahah the state of palmierdas hahahah
>>153981178Do we? Read this thread.
The only common interest on women is psychology which is basically pseudoscience about how to understand themselvesfr women don't talk or think about nothingthey shouldn't need to tho, that's why they have husbandsalso why they freak out when they can't get one, they get too neuroticlike trikaschizo but instead of San Pablo they're schizoing at a mirrorI gathered all these info carefully observing my female coworkers
1. Dont call them females bro2. They are humans like you, not aliens3. This is a football thread
Is Rio worth visiting bros? if yes should I catch a soccer game there?
>>153981353Sure, watch whoever is playing at the Maracanã
>>153981353Yes it is. It is an uniquely beautiful place.
>>153981353Yes and yes. You should plan your schedule to watch a Fluminense game.
Flamengos symbol is a vultureAn ugly bald bird that eats shitThey are proud of eating shitThey eat shit
>>153981564Urubus aren't vultures despite being extremely similar to each other. They're from entirely different families.
>>153981532why would you tell him to go watch a game with an empty stadium?
>>153981564Blame botafogo chuds for associating flamengo supporters with urubu in that fateful day
>>153981564Should be a payara
>>153981590How do people say urubu in english
>>153981621Why
>>153981642They're cool and scary
>>153981666Flamengo isnt cool(But i admit i didnt know the payaras and you described them right)
Dinner is served copalib
>>153981564Thanks anon without you pointing it out i would never notice that urubu was supposed to be a insult at first
Brentford owner says he prefers a guy with 30 chances and 15 goals than 18 chances and 15 goalsBecause there is a lot of randomness in scoring and getring into position to acore is more important than efficiencyHe was explaining how he found mbeumo and then igor thiago
>>153978529I'm feeling it, the Hexa will be ours finally.
At first?You eat shit for lunch
Why can’t cruzeiro into winning? They used to be good 3 months ago
>>153980955So what happened?
Holy SOVLName the manager
>>153981898Their manager left and went to Flamengo
>>153981982>2008-09 FluminenseI'm guessing Renê Simões.>>153981591Better to be surrounded by 20,000 good people than 60,000 evil ones.
>>153981982geninho?
>>153981924The best 0x0 this semester
>>153981997Winner winner chicken dinner
>>153981982Biggest team here is brazil women
I hate females
>>153980622
>>153981633erebus
>>153981633It is vulture (or buzzard) actually, idk what that dude was talking about, must have confused with abutre
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Neymar
and black beans, the word is on the street that the farting in your ass is nowI'm sure you smelled it all before but you never really had the rice
Garbanzos don't make tou fart
Guay bros... Not like this
I'm gonna *art
>>153983536I won't allow this
Buenos dias señores
Teams coached by the main managers in brazik
>>153983611dorival is missing only gremio and botafogo to have managed all 12 biggest clubs
>>153983641Is he the one that came the closest to reach the 12 houses?
Vagner mancini coached everyone
>>153983642managing all those teams (including atletiba) but never managing botafogo is like beating all 12 houses but still losing because you got stuck at sagitário for too long
>>153983611Lol they didnt account for cuca
>>153983671they tried to but he was content in just sitting on a chair on the sidelines jacking off
make it simple carlin
>>153983697>that zaga>hugo sosa>wb martinelli>danilo
>>153983697The opposite, he should experiment as much as possible
>ibañez>ñ>brazilianWe have been cucked
>>153983744>>153983697jesus christ, we are a nation of ugly people
>>153983772Wesley is the only ugly one in that photo, and I'm not even gay
>>153983604>bike flyingCleary AI
>>153978529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF6u_YS9I98
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsskD9g_grg
cheiru
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V5v-YBELd0Y
e essa resenha aqui kkkkk
>>153983697Put an attacking winger as a wingback is always a sign of low IQ.
>>153984190Not if the rest of the team can adjust to another formation
Coragem, Ancelotti. O meio-campo da França não marca muito, joga sem medo como o Brasil
So this is how Americans feel whenever they read/hear some word that sounds like nigger in another language
>>153984209Vila Nova do professor Gordiola
>>153984209is the bottom one red? I'm colourblind
>>153984209Is it legal to say nigger in brazil?
>>153984238Yes>>153984241Laws are relative in Brazil, specially when it comes to bullshit like race and "gender". Most zilians don't even know what it means, half of the ones who do will probably act like some americanized cuck and start crying saying you shouldn't say such word and maybe even call the cops on you. But the odds of you getting arrested for this are very very low
>>153984254So you just arrest innocent Argentinians for the lulz?
>>153984289Sort of. The louder the noise about this "crime" the higher the odds of it being punished. So any foreigner can get fucked, but since Argies are louder than most and our "rivals", these news are bound to make more noise
>>153984307
How do you counterattack a 4-3-3 with two fast stickers?
>>153984323Are they cat stickers or family guy stickers?
>>153984331simpsons stickers
>>153984289She's about to ACK-herself
I think I'm going to have to delete my chainsaw man folder. The end fucking sucked.>>153983697VIROU PASSEIO
>>1539843234-2-3-1 with a line of 4 CBs, fastest ones on the sides, and a skilled fullback in at least one of the wings.
>>153984341that would be funny
>go to the jungle>they're monkeys>tell them they're monkeys>go to monkey jailwhat did she expect? she did this to herself plus she's a kuka, nothing of value was lost the monos can serve her along with the beans in the sopa
>>153984357You need Jesus, son.
>>153984351The only good thing about Chenso was Power.Fire Punch is only great work. Some one-shots were fun too but thats it.
>>153984363sopa de argentinouma delicia
>>153984341ruin a girl’s life just because she spread her armsinsecure nigger won’t let anyone spread their arms because it reminds them of a monkey
>>153984331>>153984338Strikers*
>>153984363>what did she expect? she did this to herself plus she's a kuka, nothing of value was lost>the monos can serve her along with the beans in the sopa
casa de ferreiro espeto de pão
blacks are a jewish product, we've been over this
>Fucking Pellistri was called for the celestinha>Same as that retard that is a sub for a Brazilian club as a lateralHoly KWAB of a team. Santiago Mourino is 4th in La Liga as a lateral and he wasn't called.
>>153984338SIMPSON GAMER
torcedores calma
Talking about race relarions with argentinians is always a fruitful endeavour.
beans aren't fruit bro
there's a brasilero with a funny name playing for talheres menores
>>153984372Fuck having laws and shit
Me when i see an argentinian criminal being punished after due process
>Gay
>>153984642That famous beer xkcd strip should be about mateThere is no way they actually like this
the crime? pointing out monos are, indeed, monos
>>153984671>unwanted biological observation (up to five years plus a fine)
>hits you with the guarany stare
>>153984610>there's a brasilero with a funny nameDo you know how little that narrows it down?
>>153984610there's a brazilian playing for talleres maiores too, i kept hearing the narrator saying "lo brasileño" when i was watching their match few days ago
there's a brazilian behind you
that's just your shadow bro
then why is it doing samba?
>>153984535Why Emi Martinez over Arambarri? Is it a test squad?
>>153984832>bruno mussolini
>>153984827Bielsa is senile
it's time for el maestro tabarez to come back
For me, it's Mirasselsea
>>153984881I hate vasco even more.
>arresting 14 year olds:)>arresting racists:(
>>153984899What if the 14 year olds are racist?
>>153984899This but unironically
Racist 14 year old are brazilians natural predator
>>153984881falmeirasbros...
>>153978763brown women turns me onthanks israel
>arresting drug dealers and criminals:(>arresting a woman doing monkey gestures:)
>coworkers are making chuck norris jokes
>>153978942>68mit's over
>>153984895Not so fun fact for you: Vasco received the Real title from the Portuguese court. So technically they could call themselves Real Clube Regatas Vasco da Gama, or just Real Vasco idk
>>153979349this but my testicles
>>153984899Ill intended 14yos can and usually do cause more havoc than Internet "racists"
>>153979349so performative and cringe
>>153979787>has a tablenot fooling anyone
>Ill intended 14yosAdd it to the list
funny how this is also true in footie.........
>>153984925my coworkers don't even know who he is
I tried hugging a coworker oncenever again
>>153984979What happened
>>153984981she liked it
>>153984981he didn't hug me back
>there is so little football going on that brazilians started posting infographics againLet's stop posting until a goal happens.
just leave a bowl of beans on the windowsill
>>153984989>>153984990Huh?
BRASA bros....
kkkkkkk que resenha
>>153984995>Let's stop posting until a goal happens.Pelé has just scored his 1844th goal
>>153985043This makes matches more high scoring or less?
>>153985043I don't rate any player until I see him balling in a pitch like this.
>>153985068It can do both. Teams who are used to playing using long balls have the advantage, teams who are used to playing with short passes are usually fucked in these situations.
>>153985043This is what water polo looks like in Brazil, if they played in actual pools they'd drown.
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>>153985120Sempre eleo COLOSSAL VERDAZZO
>>153985120Portuguesa confirmed bigger than Flamerda and San Pablo
Bro literally looks like an Orc from Warcraft What type of argenchino phenotype is this
>>153985134Bolivian
>>1539851205 more brasileirões to palmeiras
Does anyone have this pic in higher quality?
>>153985149>malignoI cry everytiem I remember how they brutally murdered him in Argentina
jesus christ, the mythology episodes from x files are so fucking boooooooooooooooringsorry, had to vent a bit, back to the usual programming
>>153985026Cuckservadores are so schizophrenic i dont even know what they are complaining anymore, im seeing people whine "gommunism" over nike saying "brasa". What does that even mean
copalib - copa libertadores general
formerly sudakinoalso known as americopa
>>153984622Seriously, Vadincleiton? Do your people really want to talk about respecting the law?
>8 green flags in a row we were a peep away from 3 straight farts aka stoolzilian
>it was actually 9 greens in a row the stoolzillian materializedconsequences shall never be the same
>>15398530911 sad argentinian chuds images that will have you saying "fuck having laws and shit"
sentiu
Doing a /copalib/ video essay, what else should I talk about besides beans and incest
>>153985378Unrelated but i need you to tell me what is the name of that lion that your national team decided is your new mascot
>>153985309Yes.i put people behind bars daily while you sit at home to do something claude does better
You literally can't suffer in Brazil.
there's nothing more embarassing for brazillians to be caught sentiuing it
Bocas drought can already be arrested , for it is over 14 years old
>>153985120It's a shame people don't give the Rio-SP the value it is owed. But 1993 and 1997-2002 não contam.
>>153983536I dont know who is the worst one
what is the most beaner team of brazil
I hate you
>>153985427Paraná is the biggest bean producer in the country so it has to be a Curitiba club.
This nigga has been thinking about 14 year olds the entire thread.
There is no team named curitiba
>>153985443rape is legal in brazil
In argentina if you refuse to talk about brazil for more than 12 minutes you die of dysentery and then explode
Torque bros.....
PredictionBolso 0 x 2 cerro largoJunior 1x1 bucaraetc
Brazil isn't real, it's like talking about imaginationland or israel.
Con marchesin, los ocho jugadores de alto calibre que tiene boca lesionados
Perhaps we should've really nuked Arshenccina
Huracan fans yesterday chanted "no onions secanucas"A clear pk against barracas wasnt given
3 lads just casually vibing
Translation Note: pk stands for pekaribu, a variation of bean from the Amazonas.
Hay manifestaciones en toda la Argentina a 50 años del 9 de diciembre de 2018
>>153985533What happened that day?
>>153985536The day the music died
>>153985563Thats every day
imagine a south american super leaguethe big 5 from brazil, big 3 from uruguay and 2 team from the other countries
>>153985120>san pablo includes santosMight as well call it Ban Bablo
>>153985574>big 3 from uruguayWhy does Uruguay get to take all their teams?
>>153985574That is a sound proposal
>>153985574>big 5 from brazil
>>153985574>Mirassol>Remo>Paysandu>Vasco>Sampaio Correa>Liverpool>Boston>Massachussets>Chicago>Newell's
>big 5 from brazilbeans and rice, samba, fuchibol, flip flops and hot jungle women?
>>153978579>>153978607you brazi fags are essentially subhumans
>>153985611There is 9 things here
the big five be like>primera feria, segunda feria, tercera feria, cuarta feria, quinta feria
Peruvians (mano menezes) called up a naturalized ecuatorian player named jairo velez sarsfield
>>153985627Kek
You can easily notice he is not peruvian
>>153985629the team or the singer?
>>153985612Did we beat your asses in volleybola again?
>>153985635Why are you being racist?
>>153985638It is c h i k a n e r . He is having a bad week because of the iran war.
>>153985612actually, my great grandfather came from italy so I'm a proud italian like yourself
Guy that is very interested in peruvian football voice:
>>153978579>>153978607You only say this when he makes the OP, when i make the OP you guys say nothing
>international break
>mom and dad are fighting again
>>153985665I bet 5 grand on the mom
>feel sad about a woman>contact new women>not sad anymoreit's that easy and all you have to do is just be yourself
>>153985635>not blackis he even ecuatorian?
El karma se lo cobra a Martín Anselmi’, dice la prensa internacional por el despido de Botafogo del extécnico de Independiente del Valle
>>153985675Okay gonna contact your mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3La_TpxgNAhave a laugh
Es como cuando rompés con tu novia y a los dos días la ves con otro": vice de Cerro Porteño opinó sobre la rápida llegada de Jorge Bava a Nacional tras dejar el club paraguayo
>>153985681why would you need to speak to grandma, stepson?
>>153985750>>153985750>>153985750
>>153985577Santos is from San Pablo
