Columbus Edition Flashback >>153979021
>rolls into thread
columbus poo jackets
congrats mika lmao
>rags
>>153981859
Conspiracy: The Senators forged Brady Tkachuk's contractDoes anyone actually believe Brady can read or write his own name? Also, the contract was likely signed with a pen, and not Brady's favourite red crayon.
Idubbbz is a bruins fan now. He’s not a fan of his hometown team the Edmonton oilers.
>>153981868JEN
the damage that today's game did to the sport of hockey is incalculable
>>153981835KNOW THE RULES TO GOALIE INTERFERENCEIT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE
How the fuck does a "professional" hockey team only have 9 SOG the entire game?
Hockey players really expect you to care about their political opinions when they either didn’t get a university degree or majored in commutations or business lol they ain’t smart.
>>153981927Gary makes it up as it goes
>
Detroit is an embarrassment makes sense tbg cheers for them as they become the new sabres
checkmate liberals
>fighting gets you suspended in the OHL
Detroit is a cautionary tale of rebuilding
>>153981868Retard
>>153981962I can't believe JT has gold and caufield has nothing
does anyone even watch the tkachuk brothers podcast?
>>153981992kill yourself faggot
>>153981996Jeez is was question
>>153981972Good. We should NOT be celebrating children fighting each other.
De toliet playoff odds have dropped to 50 percent hahahahaha
Huomenta but the opposite
Now that Buffalo is making playoffs Detroit has the longest playoff drought bwhaahhaha
See Philly, you CAN sign your prized prospect and not piss him off
AND ITS HARD TO HOLD A CANDLE IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN
>>153982046KWAB
>>153981868here's a guy who knows puck
Hey guess what? It’s up
>>153982143Why am I attracted to this?
>>153982149You’re gay
>>153982108are we finally done with finns?
>>153982165I’m bisexual
>>153982180Sad
May islanders could have drafted him
>>153982188If the islanders took him first overall over Schaefer they're fighting for McKenna right now. Absolutely not
>>153982192Unlock it bud
>>153982192Would be better in the long run
>>153982199hmmm, would you rather>A generational defenseman who changes your entire identityor>a maybe good winger
>>153982232demonic content
https://youtu.be/nw9Q7Y4tSc8?si=_57Iw5oLrMc0GQFn
it was a gay magazine
Island are dogshit I wipe off my boot
>>153982320Just like my islanders
They should do a season of big brother or survivor with only /hoc/ personality’s
>>153982320
just got home bro's he we doikng knights play tomorrow might watch raw. have to take dad to the doctor tomorrow
ynr athanapeepoo what happened to him anyway
>>153982373*how we doikng
Rags are one lost away from being eliminated from the playoffs
God it really is amazing that the #isles got this kid. He really has transformed the isles into a much watch team.
>>153982425wow, can't believe the islanders lucked into a devon toews
you must not know bout me you must not know bout me
>>153981965Where is the one with his stoat?
>>153981972Lmao what a pussy league same with the quebec league. No wonder Canada has gotten shit at producing hockey players these days
>>153982097Lmao didnt that happen to Mcdavid at the gold medal game?
you think im pretty. you think im pretty cool. you wanna fuck me. i know, most people do.
I have "relationships" with womenI have sex with menGo Stars
i don't give a shit about schaefer i've watched three stink island games this season and gary willing they won't make the playoffs and force me to watch any more
Good night /hoc/
>>153982373welcome back king
>>153982579see ya later king
>>153982566based dylan being honest with ximself
>>153982580thanks bro how was your day?
>>153982580>>153982584fuck is wrong with you. go for a walk
>>153982593we love my dear bro Copey here ya fucking mark
copey is a fag
>>153982603we don't sign our posts here bud kwab and tiny lost btw
>>153982601they were identical responses to two different people. nobody said anything about your boyfriend
>>153982608still tony
Wrestling is garbage just like Marner going to Vegas because he's afraid of the "evil" toronto media
slopdown was cancelled
I'd like to show the Toronto media my marners
>>153982617cope wwe and marner rule
>>153982618nah im going fridayhampage WAS cancelled
>>153982622Retard
>>153982628we don't sign our posts here
its a shame the rest of the pacific sucks because in any other division, vegas would miss the playoffs
>>153982635Just like my islanders
>>153982635finna cry?
the vegas golden knights today announced that they will forfeit this season because the NHL is "chasing silver", because why else would anyone say they are chasing silver unless they're canadian?
>>153982652except the Knights already won retard
Sometimes it pays more than just on the paycheck to be in union construction
>>153982659congratulations at struggling with high school and getting free shit team tickets guy
>>153982664I was a straight A student and my team has a cup and sit atop the division. Imagine being wrong twice in one post.
i love sucking dickgo knights :)
Vegas rolls up to games in a short bus
>>153982652knights won tranny kek
>>153982659last three non union jobs ive had gave us tickets in the lower bowl. two of them around row 15 third ~30. hope your healthcare covers the inevitable nosebleeds way up there
>>153982667>>153982668wtf
>>153982666
Whoever wins the division gets the most important achievement: the king of retards
I love sucking canadian cockgo knights 1993KWAB:^)
>>153982686guarantee you have no milly
>>153982688nah copey won you're thinking about dilly
>>153982513right here, sweetie-pie
>>153982659you can have the ticket on your telephone these days so you dont have to carry your ticket around with you anymore
listening to old alkaline trio
>probably a healthy line-up with Larkin back>Sens missing their two best d-men, including overall best player>4 dmen played for 40 minutes tonight and probably dead-tiredIf Detroit doesn’t win tomorrow, they should legimately fold the franchise
>n-n-no m-m-milly!!!You faggots can't stop talking me
>>153982696i dont think any venue takes a paper tick or accepts cash at concessions since rona
>>153982589It was aight. i know all about driving the old man to the doctors bro youre a good boy
>now the sofpoooosay is impersonating me.kek. Mind. Raped.
>>153982717we don't sign our posts here bro
>>153982722>weYou don't belong here faggot. go back.
>>153982716he isn't even that old but has declined rapidly in the last year. he can't even drive now due to muh "brain fog"
>>153982726Sorry to hear that man
Speaking of "brain fog" what do you suppose marc savard is up to these days?
>>153982726VAXXED
>Savard's career ended late in the 2010–11 season due to post-concussion syndrome. He did not formally announce his retirement until the conclusion of his contract after the 2016–17 season.This along with those other contracts everyone kept trading to arizona in their failing years, is bullshit and cap circumvention and gary needs to be investigated for fraud, especially since sports betting is involved and he is allowing certain teams to cheat the cap.
>>153982735nope
many are saying Our Sennies won
>>153982741>player sustains career ending injury>you are on the hook for his cap hit until the contract expiresin what world is that fair? should the blue jackets still be on the hook for johnny gaudreau's contract?
>>153982748>should the blue jackets still be on the hook for johnny gaudreau's contract?yes
>>153982748Yes. He is still playing after all.
>>153982741what if we made it legal to cheat sports bettorsin fact what if we made a sport of it and bet on that, like how many losers you could bait out of their rent money with fake trade rumors or hitting the over with an unlikely string of penalties in the last three minutes
>>153982753Gary's assassins are on their way. Be careful.
>>153982748>in what world is that fair?Just tell us your a chimpcongo faghawks fan without telling us.
>>153982760it should be put up to neutral medical staff and arbitrators to determine if it's career ending, and the leafs should be punished accordingly
oh we dont have fair worlds here
>>153982765>neutralkek. gary and the vegas sports betting bookies LOVED that.
>>153982775>not 5v3Damn, Canada might just have a chance. kek
Panny only has two points in 7 games
>>153982810we dont bully italian manlets here
thinking about trans girls go wild :D
>>153982846based
>>153981846you don't need to make up a funny name when their name is already the BJs
>>153982861swede bro are there games on?i'll watch if there are
>>153982886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eGh6PkcnCM
llistening to the first reggie and the full effect record (in fuckin full effect)
Looks pretty gay probably sounds it too
>>153982891you are outsiderzzz?
>>153982899Just watched Dean Malenko vs Rey Mysterio jr. It was based.
for me it's norman smiley
>>153982886No. It's 08:30 here. The games don't start until 19:00.
You can watch the highlights from yesterday thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLjbLt0Nu30
thinking about getting SHL merch
nevermind, couldnt find any lol
>>153982948You have to go to the individual teams websites and click merch/souvenirs/shop. But I'm not sure any ship to the US.
>>153982916always hated malenko. stupid faggot youknowwhat.
>>153981867That's what I look like when I remember how Canada hasn't won a cup since 1993 and how they lost their only sport to America.
>>153983042>In the 1800s, Sweden experienced a series of military setbacks and territorial losses, primarily during the Napoleonic Wars, which ultimately led the country to adopt a policy of permanent neutralitykwab.
>>15398309261.6%
>>153983102>this is the amount of muslims that rape my wymyn each yearSad.
>>153983092>>153983102>>153983114go back to /pol/ you faggots, that has nothing to do with hockey
>>153983114>a percentile is a numberAmerican mathematicians
>>153983121Sweden is a hockey country. Thus, this has to do with hockey. Go back to le deadit if your fee-fees are hurt about some minor bantz.
>>153983124>an amount can't be a percentageswedecuckistan mathematcians.
>>153983128>relies his main point on an unknown percentage when the total amount could be less than three digitsKwabac
>>153983132>bladditdy bladditdy blah blah blah blahkek. go eat some curry for breakfast your compliant little good goy faggot. Gary's hockey isn't on for 14 more hours.
>>153983145>t. Breakfast is over 3000 calories>has a low blood sugar outburst in /hoc/ daily
stop fighting bros its making me sad
Not watching this asterisk season btw. If Jack Hughes wasn’t busy winning the US gold my Devils would have been easily in the playoffs.
>>153983163He was saving his strength for when it actually mattered.
>>153983198this, who gives a flying fuck about "New" Jerseynot Jack thats for sure
I dont think this is a real swede
>>153983204he talks like a cuck faggot that claps his clam to American hockey, so I can see it.
>>153983218Didn't you clap your butt against Bud on 04/17/22?
>>153983232>still jawing on like a raped bitch whose country's wymyn would rather spawn some muzzie half-breed than carry his seed.kek. No wonder gary wants nothing to do with swedistan hockey.
>>153983204You don't remember when he was a flamesfag?
Don't talk to Sweden like that.
I like this new islanders kid on D he scores a lot
>>153983281fuck you too then
this nigga is such a child lole
>>153983344That ~A~ is never going to ~B~ a ~C~ if he keeps up those tantrums
>>153983316you will regret this
In other more important news, my performance enhancing metamucil marner has paid dividends
>>153983198>3v3 ot>what mattered
>>153983344He's pissed
>>153983344odd to see him like that when he's all sweet and loving privately
Huomenta
>>153983597He seems like he's a huge asshole
>my Sensies are two points back from a playoffs spot with a game in hand on the Islanders>Sanderson, Chabot and Jensen are all outEbin.
>>153983710Starting to regret my Bruins getting raped by the Sens earlier this season
The last team to have fewer than 10 shots on Goals were the Capitals in 2003>the absolute state of rags
>>153981886That faggot is from California
>>153983710Dumbo bros...
missing that skinner dinner...
> Six of the teams competing for five playoff spots in the East are separated by two points. Two other clubs are still in the mix, five within five points of the final berth.
Yesterday was Zibanejad's 1000th game? I wonder what kind of inspired performance the Rangers came out with in response!
>>153983710dont worry, if the islels have the chance to choke, you better know theyre choking it
who will choke hardertune in to gary's stories to learn more
I think if the New York Rangers want to win they should shoot the puck at the net instead of gliding around the ice trying to injure the opposing team's players.
gary doesn't script anything actually
/hoc/'s Jackies play tonight
>>153983876>tryingthey succeeded in maiming one and crippling another
Quinn Hughes, Adam Fox, Zeeb Buium... America is good in the DMAN position for the next 5 years...
>>153983890how many cups between them?
>>153983876Yeah, well, that's just your opinion man
>>153983597Cute :3
>>153983914Same as all of canacuck.
>>153983201What's New about Joisey
>>153983927A lot more Canadians have won the Cup over americans or anyone else lil pup
>15 games tonightImagine being the two shit teams not playing
>>153983927zero? thenoofshould have born canadian to win a cup
>Jakub Dobes on the chirping during the Islanders game on Saturday:>“I heard everything that was going on between the benches. There was something that one player from the Islanders said that shouldn’t be said. I just told the referees: ‘Please be careful, this stuff doesn’t belong in the game.”
>>153983977did tony deangelo call someone a nigger?
>>153983991Suzuki
>>153983977Of course the guy who cried after loosing a game in the shootouts would tattle to the refs for someone saying a slur
yep i'm thinking a nuclear first line of mckenna-mcdavid-bedard in 5 years' time
>>153983999what about nate dogg?
>>153983999Mirin’ bedard’s legs
Mcdavid is trying to lose games and miss the playoffs
>>1539840172 busy snacking on gluten-free cardboard boxes
I wonder what he's doing right now
>>1539839341993
>>153984033What’s in his Amazon list?
>>153983945>should have born canadianSaid nobody, saar.
