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KWABgers!
Doyers
doyers
first for kirsten
>>153982282We support our baseball troops!!
>>153982282why does his shirt say poo
>>153982292have they shown her at all today?they were remiss yesterday
dodgers
>>153982285FPBP
>player/pitcher gets extended for life>automatically sucks balls or gets injuredHas there been a franchise player that never gor washed from contract extension?
>>153982299oh kek!
>>153982304Ryback
>>153982300does she have a blackeye or something?
>>153982304Babe, everything will be ok. Watch your stress. Think about Manny Jr
ANOTHER WALK!!!
>>153982310>blackeyehit it for 6 lad
this shit putting me to sleep
>>153982304Julio
>>153982315You need magnesium glycinate for better sleep quality. 2huspies approves.
>>153982318yo i can actually attest to this but i also had extremely long vivid dreams that were like trips. often extremely stressful "life ruined" dreams
Did someone say amphetamines?
>>153982330kek yea I wasn't paying attention to them but heard that pop out
>>153982314just checked her insta and shes freezing eggsalso an absence of boyfriend in her picsthat is all
>>153982323I dreamt I got fired the other day.
Gay cubs lad
>>153982323>>153982341I dreamt the other day my ex was fucking JD Vance to make me rage
FAGubs kek!!!
>>153982335thoughts and prayers for are Kirsten
>>153982348that is a disgusting act by anthony rizzo
Call is such a lowkey useful player
Another great Roki Sasaki outing. I'd blame his stuff but he's the biggest mental weakling in the league so it could just be that.
that was weird
>>153982334He was referencing the "leaded" coffee era that used to be spiked with meth.
>>153982366his command is shit. you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>153982383He cried in the dugout so he’s a mental weakling with shit command lololol
>>153982379cool, a new topic for me to read about laterthanks anon
monki sasaki needs to be put back in the tokyo zoo
>>153982392It was only banned 20 years ago kek
>>153982301firmly believe i'm the only person in this thread that's flirted with a ballgirl at the park
>>15398238729 other teams wish he was their problem to try to fix
>another walk
>>153982395that's wild and amazing kekprobably was rife in a lot of sports in the 20th century though I guess
>>153982402Willie Mays supposedly distributed them. that's probably why he never said shit about Bonds using steroids.
>>153982402Baseball got away with not testing for a lot of stuff for a long time. There was a big scandal in the 80's when they finally started testing for cocaine.
>>153982366He doesn't have the phenotype of a strongmind player. If I were the Dodgers I wouldn't have brought him in on that alone.
>>153982409You could tell he was using in the OxyClean commercials.
>>153982411Pirates Parrot did nothing wrong
>>153982417kek
>>153982411yea heard about that side of things
Tibbs needs to ditch the III. no one knows who I & II were.
cRushing!
rushing finally did something
>>153982383Well yeah obviously he can't aim and his fastball is flatter than my girlfriend. Still a mental midget though. Should have used some of this survivor guilt from letting his father drown in 2011 to be a better pitcher.
Romano finna boutta cheese these doyarrats.
>>153982431post gf's small tits
>>153982437Philthies legend Jordan Romano
good call!
>>153982431I can tell from your post that 85% of your body weight comes from your skull
good call
AAAAACCCCKKK
TIED GAME LOL
>>153982282What do you all think about the 2026 MLB Opening Day being on Netflix? I think it’s a good thing that streaming services are picking up sports, especially ones that are available worldwide like Netflix. It has the potential to make baseball and other sports more popular around the world, which could help grow both the fanbase and the number of people who actually play the sport. Especially in countries where baseball isn't popular at all, having the Opening Day game being available just like that it's a huge advantage. I just wish it were the whole season, or at least the big games, since outside of that game, I have no idea how to watch the MLB oficially. What do you think of this compared to the situation in the US? Why do you need so many channels to watch baseball between NBC, MLBN, Peacock, Fox and others? Why isn't there a single channel to all things baseball?
>it was 6-0>angels
>>153982453jarvis, chop this guys balls off and turn them into ceviche
>>153982453Bot is repeating itself now
>>153982453fuck Netflix but anyway, my issue is with exclusive rights. in aussie, you can generally watch a game on multiple platforms.nothing worse than not having a sub to whatever random platform has the exclusive rights. maximum viewers obviously comes from having it on as many platforms as possible
>>153982453didn't you already ask this in the previous thread Perubro?
>>153982453that you, RC?
Will getting cucked affect Paul Skene's performance this year?
>angelsArte Moreno on suicide watch
>>153982472chat, translate my post into a thoughtful English version
pusy mound
>>153982492Ass not big enough
Dodgers are the most strongmind team in the league, this mentality is why they won back to back championships.
>>153982483corr almost looks like she wearing nothing on her bottom half there
>kek medicine
>>153982479>In Australia, you can generally watch a game on multiple platforms. For example? Which platforms? How does it work with Aussie rules or cricket or rugby league? How about non popular/foreign sports?>>153982480I didn't get any answers.>>153982481Who?
>>153982484Is this achievable natty?
Why is Reichsminister of Propaganda Goebbels playing third base? He's not very good.
Angels a bit sloppy in the infield here
>inb4 ends in a tie
LETS GO DODGERS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
A tie ballgame counts as an Anaheim win btw.
>9-9-9 challengeAbsolute light work. I’d crush that in the first 2 innings.
fun gamegg angels
My Angels didn't lose!
gg angelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJtaCryzL20
lame
>>153982526
>>153982536Amerilard genny, cope
>>153982542more a seething man me
Malding genny
Padres' new CCshttps://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2035914723766555105
FAGGOTners
>>153982602toy story villain ass centerfielder
>>153982602Queen of ml/b/
>>153982583Thoughts?
>>153982675Why come hot dogs come in packs of six and the buns come in bags of eight?
>>153982702you're supposed to cook the whole pack, the leftover buns are for the dog
>>153982583They look pretty generic.
>>153982702Did you respond to the wrong post?
I'm still not entirely convinced peruANO isn't some LLM bot
>>153982752Same, something extremely fishy about his posts and constant questions
>>153982503bubbling > deepfaking
Which team is /mlb/ sleeping onWhat season long storyline is /mlb/ not ready to discuss.
>>153982752>>153982754I'm not a bot. Also I've been here since the WBC.
>>153982787guardians going all the way after they bring bazzana in
>>153982790post a pic of something with a timestamp
ok Im legitimately mad
>>153982795>999 challenge >is actually 2 beers and 4.5 hotdogs trumps economy did this
>>153982791based>>153982795grim
>>153982787As a lifelong Yankeeminican, I think the Mets are gonna win it all.
but real talk, what happened to him? how did he fall off this bad
>>153982876no npb dead balls
>>153982876He was good for like three innings of relief total last year my nigga ong frfr
>>153982876Tries to nibble too much since his fastball cant just blow hitters away like it did in japan.
You now remember Alek Manoah is signed to the Angels on a 1 year deal for 1.95M
>>153982917still cant believe recker suggesting he lose some weight mindfucked him out of a successful career
>>153982917He didn't make the team. Dude is just going to live in Triple A until someone on the big league team gets hurt.
>>153982917>Alec Manoah is gonna make two million American dollars this year
>>153982917Crazy that he could have been a decent pitcher, maybe even borderline ace if he would just stop shoveling cheeseburgers down his fat face. It’s embarrassing
This is the year people are going to start throwing fastballs at Ohtani’s head. Just for fun kek. I hope I’m watching when he gets his skull cracked. Dance monkey
>>153982897I got something you can nibble on. Well, you might want to suck on it actually kek
>>153982973Well… what is it? Don’t keep us guessing.
J.J Wetherbust.
Just had to get up early to drop a huge cubs
Reddit sent me
>>153983303cheattani
Morning everyone. I hope you all have a good day.
>>153983496hi
>>153983496bi
Alright so, baseball. Whaddya got?
>>153983496Thanks, bro. You too.
>>153983496>slept for <4.5 hrsnot escaping the bot allegations peruano
>>153983573>peruviANO
Good morning baseball fans.Opening day is tomorrow.
>>153983558For me? Its White Sox baseball :)
>>153982787>Which team is /mlb/ sleeping onAny team not located in Los Angeles or New York>What season long storyline is /mlb/ not ready to discuss.The looming strike
>>153983619My team isn't playing tomorrow so it's not real opening day
>>153982876Monke
>>153982787I think the Pirates can have a really good year. They have really good, potentially elite starting pitching, and they seem to have added guys like Lowe and Ozuna, who can provide actual offense. If they figure out the defensive alignment, a Pirates team with even league average offense can win the NL Central.
>>153983648Much like you and your shit team, no one really cares.
>>153983724I was thinking about it the other day, there isn't that many obvious whipping boys in the league. Alot of the usual suspects invested in their teams this off-season.
My team is some sox cuckers
>>153982787The Mets haven't won the NL East since 2015 and just like every year the season is already over they're not going to do anything important they'll disappoint one way or another then they won't do enough to get better and that will never end because they don't have any good culture or a fan base that can call that out and it's just a loser organization
>>153983759I’m a yankeeschad and none of this is true
>>153983623Hey man, I'm happy for ya. Baisbawl is coming back for all of us. It's a good time. Hell, it's a great time.
>be the 2026 yankees>it's another one of those seasons>the Cashman special>losing record vs the Jays>losing record vs the Red Sox>losing record vs the Tigers>losing record vs the Astros>losing record vs the Phillies>losing record vs the Dodgers>dominate the rest of the teams>thus winning just enough games to get in the postseason>but get bitch slapped out of the postseason>Cashman be like, "I'm rolling it back in 2026"The Cashman Yankees of the last sixteen years = Poor fielding, poor base running, terrible situational hitting, severely lacking in fundamentals. Sound about right? Of course it does. It's the Cashman Yankees slop on repeat for sixteen years now.Yankees fans, why do you still support that organization?
>>153983747>whipping boys in the leagueRockiesNationalsWhite SoxAngelsTwinsCardinalsRedsRays
>>153983771>>153983781Seethe
>>153983747Yeah. It's going to be a much more competitive season than people think. It's also good timing for those teams to spend money. The A's and Pirates have a good, cost-controlled core that they've supplemented with FA signings. Which is how teams in baseball have always approached team-building, even the rich ones. For smaller market teams, spending money without that cost controlled, team controlled core is how you end up like the Angels. Where they're running Trout-Pujols-Hamilton and Trout-Ohtani and still be really, really bad.It's going to be a fun season. D-Backs can bounce back, Padres are still good, the Mets got better, Pirates are a dark horse, The Orioles could also be slept on. Royals had bad luck with SP injuries last year, and the NL Central is wide open, outside of the Cardinals.
>>153983746>stankees jints wow, it's a real slurper
>>153983783You know you're trying too hard when you list a playoff team as one of the whipping boys
>>153983798Which one is making the playoffs?
>>153983783>reds twins rays I wouldn't call them whipping boys. Reds are competing for a division the others are longshot WildCard teams
the rays would be competitive in half of the divisions but had to get stuck in the al east
>fighting ip bans from a proxy nerd who spam reported me >also catching random 3 days for “””trolling”””Reddit has better baseball discussion and ban systems.
>>153983784No one is seething, anon. The Yankees organization has become a laughingstock over the last fifteen years. It doesn't do anything right. It doesn't draft right, it doesn't develop right, it doesn't scout right, it does train right, it doesn't do analytics right. The result is a Yankees team that has terrible fundamentals, plays terrible defense, runs the bases like drunks, cannot manufacture runs (ie, play small ball), and collapses in big moments (ie, cannot make the big defensive play, cannot produce a big at bat late in games when trailing). If Brian Cashman didn't have the Rays organization to copy from like he has done for 15 years now, the Yankees would be in even worse shape. No general manager in any sport does less with more resources than Brian Cashman. Every year the Yankees have a top-three high payroll with mid-market results.
>>153983809>had to get stuck in the al eastThe only reason the Rays exist is because George Steinbrenner wanted a team in Florida within the Yankees division so all the Yankee fans living down there had an easy way to see the team play every year.>>153983806I picked the Rays cause the rest of the division is really strong and i just feel like they're not fully rebuilt into a problem yet. They're definitely the weakest but i think they will be the "good bad team". The Reds cause it just feels like one of the Pirates or Reds will have their hopes crushed early and turn into a 90 loss team when their respective cheap owners decide to sell before the deadline (get ready for the Elly trade rumors to heat up heading into his arb years) and the Twins cause they just tore down half the team and did nothing to replace any of them. And once again Buxton and Lewis WILL get hurt as is tradition.
>>153983843
I'm seething
Hoskin Roberts kek
>>153983843>>153983847Dwight's ox owns your azz
>>153983847Now this is the mental retardation I come here to see
Dark horse pinch hitting mvp candidate
Sick em Dwight
>>153983831You’re being gangstalked bro they’re on to you
>>153983303based lifelong Dodgers fan
>scrubs extending PP Gay
ban this azz hole
48 hours niggers
Already got my free mlb tv subscription
>>153983843Raynkees mentioned.
>>153984000Baseball doesn’t start until after the trade deadline. FACT.jpg
>>153984008>opens your image >clicks redeem>steals your account see ya l8r sucker
>>153984008>T-Mobileafrican american hands typed this
>>153984016Your bull made that post?
>>153984008>AT&T, MetroPCS, T-Mobile, SprintN-
My bull makes me write his posts...
>>153984016My bull makes me write his posts too
>>153984029Fucking verizoncuck thinks he’s special KEK. Post arm cocksucka!
>>153984042This is my favorite watch with a noisy Miyota. I have about 5 of them.
>>153984008i was excited because i got this for free last year but you literally will never, ever be able to watch a game you want. they will always be blacked out or on some streaming (((service))) like Apple HeShe+
>>153984056Get a vpn
>>153984056Get a bull
>>153984064Cubs got fucked out of being THE Chicagoan team since the Sox got the Bulls collab kek
>>153984042
gm mariners nation
This is a problem
my big white bullzies
>>153982583Massive downgrade. If they were gonna go so safe on the 90s-era CCs I wish they just brought back the original uniform into the rotation (Saturday home games?) and kept their original CCs. Font sucks. Weirdly shoehorned day of the dead patch for 0 reason. Hat looks good although white cap with blue tops looks awful
>>153982702Gregg Turkington-ass post
>>153984084...for opposing pitchers yeah
>>153984093gregg heads arent welcome here
So what are the expected outcomes for the last five World Series losing teams this season? >Toronto Blue Jays >New York Yankees >Arizona Diamondbacks >Philadelphia Phillies >Houston Astros
>>153984097Gregg is /mlb/ tho (I like talking baseball with him a bit when I go to Neil shows)
>>153984104none are making the postseason
>>153984084yikes
>>153984084Problem?
>>153984084The Texas Timmies will lose 150 games this season
>>153983784>>153983858Remember when Cashman first signed Jasson Dominguez and the hype machine started with "He's the next Mikey Mantle" and the low-IQ Yankees fans ate that shit up?Yeah, Dominguez is a poor man's Melky Cabrera who strikes out a ton, is an absolute butcher in the field, has not even a single clue how to run the bases, and failed to make it onto the 26-man as a fourth outfielder.Cashman is shit at drafting, shit at developing, and shit at building a complementary roster. Trent Grisham will be hitting third in your lineup. Good luck with that.
Imagine watching a game at the Hard Off
>>153984084>hurrr, muh skin color>amirite, you guysTacky. Fuck off with your racism.
Fuckin Poodres
Imagine watching an irrelevant boreswing game when there is an exciting World Cup match going on.
>>153984152>Imagine watching an irrelevant boreswing game when there is an exciting World Cup match going on.Such as?
>>153984149eww
>>153984159What's your problem Peru? Don't you have copalib or any other divegrass threads to be at?
>>153984149You just know some jew lawyer was crying over the christian night thing and forced the padres to do this
>>153984084They almost got it right but they need a token Japanese or two to bring the samurai fighting spirit to the clubhouse and they'll dominate.
>>153984160Should be a rule against sharks playing baseball
>>153984160Did you see the dedalo image set he made for this?
>>153984149>Poodrepacos make fun of the Dodgers for hosting the family friendly Hololive Night>Have terrible faith-based theme games like Christian Family Night and Jewish Heritage Night Absolutely disgusting
>>153984104I've got a bad feelin my sneks won't be very sneaky this year
>>153984149>same day as the patriotic aloha shirt giveawayBit on the nose
t-mobile chads eatin good today
>>153984205Saar I too have redeemed
>>153984205Yo mufugga I got dat shit too
>>153984205EBT
>>153984166>What's your problem Peru? Don't you have copalib or any other divegrass threads to be at?Why would I be there? The Libertadores is next month anyway.
Thoughts? Questions? Connections?
>>153984205>Your 2026 subscription is now active.
>he regularly eats onions, smash burgers, mustard, and Mountain Dew.
>>153984267i cut out soda. only drink sparkling wa now
The Nashville Rays
>>153984206>>153984208>>153984258based
>>153984267you forgot about pork stankeemoshe!https://vocaroo.com/12x6SYzutAxC
montréal is getting a team before nashville jsyk
The Nashville Hot Chickens
>monthly is $30 poorfags we eating good
>>153984306chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
>>153984270Dr Pepper genny
>>153984321Dr Thunder genny
>>153984205T-Mobile bought out US Cellular WHERE IS MY FREE BASEBALL!?
>>153984205>>153984298also, people with extra codes are selling on slickdeals for $5 - $10
This is a water, coffee, and alcohol genny. soda babbys out.
What is T-Mobile like in the US?
>>153984334This.
>>153984325Based when I was a poorfag but I buy my own chicken now
>>153984336it used to be a meme but now it shits on verizon
>>153984334Eat shit, everyone drinks juice once in a while.
>>153984205aw shit was waiting for this
>>153984336They have the sidekick 2 and paris hilton.
>>153984346don't forget about Turk and JD!!
>>153984336They have fiber now in my area and they don't collude with the local cable provider the way Verizon did. Which is based.
Andrew McCutchen has been acquired by the Rags.
Blue Jays GM and Manager have been extended.
9-9-9 challenge has turned into 9 dogs and 1 tall boy in 9 innings
>>153984336Equivalent to Cricket and Obama phones
>>153984376Alcohol is degenerate anyway.
>>153984383that's prob 3 hot dogs tops
>>153984384that chef is such a lying weirdo
>>153984376that's not even a 24 oz beer is it
My wife wants me to take our bull to opening day. What should I do?
>>153984402bulls get in free at wrigley
>>153984400>>153984402>exactly 1 minute apart
>>153984402let me guess, mariners fan?
>>15398439816 lol
>>153984411KWABdgers kek
don't forget to cop the free cap
More like Low-T Mobile
>>153984424>tap for terms >freepost Jewish schnozz
>>153984411>>153984420Not how it works. Samefag posts can't be exactly one minute apart.
landline chads rise up
>>153984433>t. samefag
>>153984433>t. doyerplushie cuckold
>>153984433im pretty sure they can let me test it out
>>153984448samepost
>>153984435Hello
ok i guess they cant
>>153984459Hello
>Frank Thomas is suing the White Sox, Nike, and Fanatics for selling jerseys with his name on them. Thomas claims he never gave them permission to use his name for the jerseys, and has not been paid anything from their sale. t. Pepe fact enterprises
>>153984453Lmao i told you cucks. It's the fact that you want more cucks instead of less. You have to fix that.
>>153984475>t. doyerplushie cuckold
>>153984433Dodgcucks
>>153984412Dodgers actually
its not looking like a good season and my dumbass bought the season passi dont even live anywhere near Arlington so the 2 free tickets were pointless mannnnnnn :(
>>153984479>>153984480Cucks seethe hard. Dodgers win.
>>153984480kekini
>>153984493Haha womanly fat cuck is mad.
PCA: 10 years, 80 million
>>153984493I look like that and I do that
>>153984485Degrom tho
I'm going to post this every thread now. It makes the weak obes mad.
>>153984400>t.
>be Mets>lose the PCA tradeFAGGets kek
>>153984532Looks nice. I don't know you have to cuck out on everything, my man.
why did the mests give pca to the cubes?
>>153984544ANDY P #44
>>153984544he's not a doyerfan ese if you aint doyers u a bitch!
>>153984526>>153984532
Parking went up again
>>153984424>Click for terms>freeYeah, the cap is free if you buy something else.
>>153984471>Buy a custom White Sox jersey>Use Frank Thomas' number>Put Thomas on the backIs he fucking serious?
Sneed
>>153984432>>153984582>they don't know about t-mobile tuesdays
>>153984591Not like he was a Gold Glover at short, and the fact that he can get his glove on the ball already makes him better at third than Vientos.
>>153984594Sadly, this nigga mogs.
>tfw verizoncuck
What is Verizon like in the US? Many sources say is the best US mobile carrier, both in speed and coverage, but what has your experience with them been so far?
>>153984600Doesnt pass the eye test
>>153984617I cut them because I travel abroad and roaming was automatically enabled for like a year and I incurred an entire years worth of roaming fees.
>>153984205I remember like 10 years ago my friend gave me his code and I would output the video from my phone to the tv and it was great. Then T mobile shut me out because they somehow found out I wasn't a TMobile customer
>>153984634>I incurred an entire years worth of roaming fees.That must've been annoying. What do you use nowadays?
>>153984576>$45 to park in car hellI am not shitting on you Doyersfans for once this makes me upset. SD took away all the free meter parking in downtown so I can't park a mile and a half away and walk anymore. Baseball games should cost $20 (single bleacher ticket I bought an hour before first pitch + sandwich I bring into game) MAX
>>153984617>coverage totally depends on the region you non-Americans have no idea how big the USA really is. different companies have different levels of coverage depending on the area. the smart move is going to the house/apartment before moving in and seeing if your current coverage works well inside, if not ask the neighbors what they have. of course if you’re a big cityfag any of the major companies will most likely work, it’s in the suburbs and rural areas when you have no idea if a cell tower from Sprint or whoever is even within 100 miles of range.
>>153984471fraud alert. frank thomas died in 2023.
>>153984652I’ve been grandfathered into MetroPCS for sometime now, I pay $126 for 5 lines. 5G is a meme as well so I’ve totally avoided the switch. They just want a reason to charge you more.
>>153984600Already better than Roger Dorn, Bo getting his body in front and knocking it down to make the play. Willing to put his body on the line at the hot corner, none of that ole shit.
/mlb/ is a tin can and string genny
>>153984680hello?
>>153984680telegraph genny
>>153984680I just send my page boy to your house if I want to send you a message. He’s cute.
why is manfred kicking off the season with such a slurper? give us a heated rivalry like cards/cubs
>>153984433Samefagging posts on PC are exactly a minute apart, samefagging on mobile has a 1 second difference for some reason
>>153984634That sucks. Att charges you 10 per day but it stops charging you after 10 days per billing cycle. So you'd get charged the same if you use your phone for 10 days or 30 days. Still a lot though and it's way cheaper to get a local sim which I've done for years but can sometimes be a pain to switch out sim cards back and forth which is why I just stuck with my regular sim during my last trip. I'm flying to Asia tonight for 2 months and I will just use my att sim card. My parents still pay for my phone anyways
>>153984689>>153984690>>153984694Sorry lads just sent out my last pidgeon. Will get back to you all shortly
smoke signal genny
Red Sox Nation! Where you at?
>>153984699>flyover baseball
>>153984660I've seen that Americans tend to reference the size of their country quite a lot, but I think it's also related to the great decentralization of power of the US, being in itself a federal country. You get a lot of options and you get to pick from them, which is a good thing, I think.>>153984666I'm glad you found a solution. Though, if you want to travel abroad again, are you planning to get a local SIM card instead of using roaming?
Its up! :Dhttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/48287373/opening-day-2026-mlb-season-preview-rankings-every-team-playoff-odds-world-series-chances
>>153984410based cubs pepe chad. top kek
>>153984701There is still a 60 second countdown on mobile.
>>153984720Eating beans, being racist and injecting fentanyl....just like usual
>>153984432KEK. as a 4chan regular this is top kek.
>>153984726>memeners >stinkeeslmaoit'll be doyers/jays again this year
>>153984726>4% postseason chance for my cardinalsim liking those odds
Perubro post canarios. I love them mf beans so much
>>153984485They are based tho >>153984084
>>153984726I'm not going to lie, this Dodgers team might be the most overrated team in baseball history. They'll fall to some random team that gets hot in the DS.
>>153984726Good list.
>>153984699Who picks the teams for the MLB Opening Day? It is a lottery? Maybe some MLB committee or team? Public vote? >slurperThere isn't a history of rivalry between the Giants and the Yankees?
>>153984750this nigga eatin beans
my cubbies extended PCA :)
>>153984763He's not getting anywhere near that first half of 2025 level again
There no REAL baybow today.
>>153984760I dunno I think the schedule is made by an algorithm now. For like 50 years it was entirely worked out by some old couple out of their house.
>>153984720I was in Roxbury crossing yesterday lol. $50 for some Chinese food!
>>153984754That should've happened last year, that Dodgers team was very beatable. The NL is full of massive chokers at the top from the Mets, Phillies and Brewers.
>>153984761Canarios are fuckin exquisite.. like a more delicate navy/great northern bean. Fucking Peruvian sittin on gold
>>153984760>Who picks
>>153984778Post more schizo theories about baseball
>>153984778if you're gonna be in a masonic ritual, ya might as well win it.
>>153984769Yeah it depends on the money if they’re paying him like a superstar it’s bad but if it’s reasonable starter money AAV they can’t miss because he’s always playable as a great defensive OFer like at worst he’s lefty Harrison Bader and that’s always worth something.
>>153984750You mean the canario beans or our national bird?
>>153984783manfred bows to the bogdanoffs
>>153984783Jimmy Hoffa is buried in the Fenway scoreboard.
>>153984778heard the part of the ritual where jizz jizzum drops another pop fly is a reference to idk can't really think of anything honestly
>>153984796i still remember when manny found him and made the call
>>153984788>national birdKino. Even the name
>T_ins
if you aint a berd u aint nothinnote: rays are berds
>>153984800
>>153984788ever been to machu picchu. i always wanted to go there when i was a kid.
>>153984776Brewers and Phillies are both bad matchups into the Dodgers. Brewers had the pitching, but not the lineup depth to go against the Dodgers' arms. The Phillies sell out for dingers too much, and are prone to striking out, which plays right into the strength of the Dodgers pitching, which is striking guys out. Mets pitching choked out of their minds down the stretch. In the NL, I think the Padres, Mets, Cubs, and a healthy Braves can match up pretty well into the Dodgers. From the AL, I think the Mariners, Tigers, Yankees, and Jays can beat them in a 7 game series.I really just don't think the Dodgers are that far and away. They're the favorites, but they aren't going to do something like threaten the regular season win record, or completely sweep through the playoffs. Much closer than people realize.
>>153984828i went there w/ donald duck on my DOS computer
>>153984821Jays: 4thRays: 5th
>>153984829>healthy BravesBraves aren't even a playoff team atm. Agree that Phillies/Cubs/Mets and maybe Padres could match up with them but they're still class of MLB with no real weakness so long as SP holds up
>>153984842The jayrays run the AL east, and don't you forget it.
>redsux>bombston
Springer mindFUCKED seattle
yay baseball go baseball im so happy
>>153984889Many people are saying this
>>153984889I say this
>>153984720I'm right here.
>telephone wallpapers with this month's baseball schedule are back
>Ranger Suarez finished a 21-pitch first inning in which he didn't crack 90 mph. In his minor league game last week, his velo was relatively similar but then he bumped it to 91-92 as his camp game progressed.Red Sox bros….we are not FEEELIN good…
>>153984816That's our national bird. It's called gallito de las rocas.>>153984828Nope, but I've always wanted to.
>>1539843762 Beers 4.5 Hotdogs 9 inningswhat an actual joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjwl__VD3P8
the ballpark concessions conglomerate doesn’t want you to know this but you can do the 9-9-9 challenge at home for way cheaper
>red sux fielding>gay L east fielding
City Connects Leaks:Padres - https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2035914723766555105Rangers - https://x.com/galagachamp/status/2036185922962620436Orioles - https://x.com/jcam3795/status/2036485124523504003Pirates - https://x.com/nut_history/status/2036484324703281242
>>153984994>BMOREbe more what?
is gavin lux still on the reds?
>>153984994>Nike in charge of good designs
>>153984994Hell yeah
>>153984994Baltimore is an improvement. I guess Pittsburgh too, but I don't like it
>>153985005Traded to the Rays for Brock Burke. He's injured at the moment.
>>153984994My Os are going to look good this year
>>153984994>Padres6.5/10>Rangers1/10 - Wtf is nike thinking>Orioles8/10 - Superb, pants will make or break this look though>Pirates8/10 - Same as above
>>153985050>ai hatgrim
>>153984760>There isn't a history of rivalry between the Giants and the Yankees?Not since 1954.Giants - DodgersYankees - Red Sox
>Ramon Urias sucks up the spring - gets roster spot>Nelson Velasquez burns up spring - gets Triple AWell, this season is getting off to a good start.
>>153984760 #>There isn't a history of rivalry between the Giants and the Yankees?The NY Giants and SF Giants get together sometimes.
>>153985082gotta give the fans something to look forward to
>>153985082cards are in limbo til 2030 when pujols or molina takes over and starts a new era
>>153985082>be cards>budget $93m every year>complain Rockies are outspending the Cardinals, I don’t even think you should be watching this team.
What all you can eat buffets do anons dine at to watch a game?
>>153985094they have exciting mariners prospects to call up tho
>>153985082But muh 40 man roster
>>153985110old country buffet
Netflix games shouldn't count for the regular season. Tokyo Dome games are far more legitimate.
cubsisters...
when you guys go to the ballpark with your families...how do you deal with THEM? pic not related
Will collecting baseball cards ever become popular again?
>>153985144do seagulls in chicago get lead poisoning by proxy
>>153985156Well didn't it just have a big resurgence during Covid?
>>153985156If for whatever reason, they take off in value the way Pokemon cards did, then yes. But Pokemon is a global phenomenon, and baseball is considered a niche sport that's only seriously played by like 8-10 countries.
>>153985158the batteries they eat lower their stomach acid ph enough to digest lead
>>153985165>8-10 countries.and only 1.5 relevant ones
How many teams are doing anime celebrations this year?
>>153984994>smores
>>153985169kek
>>153982497>
>>153985144I buy the seats THEY are priced out of
>>153985144We need a zoo game where the only atendees are animals
O’s are taking the AL East
wtf kind of name is McGonigle
>>153985259magical
>>153985259irish
>>153984994"PGH" is the sound i make after i sit down on the couch after eating a big dinner.
Looks like Pete’s a solid lock to win the HR derby.
>>153985328hr derby is his world series. pete did it his way.
>>153985332>126 RBI last yearThx for reminding us
>>153985328And nothing else
>>153985328Edged out by Mike Trout in the semifinals, sorry.
>>153985348Ew you sound burnt, everything ok stinky?
>>153985360mark trout retired years ago
>>153985398I saw him in CF yesterday
a real shellacking in ft. myers
this black guy i knew moved to arizona and he worked at a buffalo wild wings and he had no idea mike trout was his customer until after everyone left. i mean, he admitted it after>you kno i ain't kno baseball!this was when he was winning MVPs
oh, and if you're going to eat buffalo chicken from anywhere, try it with some wasabi. i accidentally figured it out
Cutter = FB + Slider
>>153985233>finally move out of the shithole called baltimordor>the team gets good a year laterJust fuck my shit up
>>153985424Most people didn't know who Trout was until Ohtani joined the Angels
>Baltimore, known as "Charm City," is famous for its historic Inner Harbor, Maryland blue crabs with Old Bay seasoning, and as the birthplace of the national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner". It is a major historic port city recognized for diverse neighborhoods, world-class institutions like Johns Hopkins University, and a rich maritime heritage.What happens there? It looks like a historical city with a lot of tourism.
Going to Clase's Chicken what do you girls want
>>153985505A suspension without pay and FBI investigation and uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
>>153985494It's a dilapidated dump with homeless junkies camped outside the hospital/library/wherever else>diverse neighborhoodsI think you can guess what that part means.
>>153985505I'm in the drive-thru of canes reading this post right now
>>153985529Could you order a "chicken #3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3" for me?
2026 Script leaked
>>153985494It's funny, Baltimore has been a dump for a while with a very touristy spot in the inner harbor and some niches of nice areas, but I have never seen a tent city in it like I have seen in Portland, Seattle, San Fran, or DC.
>>153985548Sweet my Os still not winning a game in the playoffs
>>153985557PURELY socioeconomic factors brother -HH
>>153985571I'm not defending Baltimore. It's so big of a shithole even tentfags know not to set up down there
>>153985486BASED BROTANI GIVING THE LITTLE GUY A CHANCE
>>153985580It looks nice from Camden Yards.
>>153985589The Mariners are in Seattle, though.
>Grapefruit League>soul>sunshine>solid crowd>Cactus League>soulless>indoors>a dozen fans at most
>>153985589Truth. Locust point before the game, Camden Yards to see my Os, then get the hell out. Maybe stop at the Guinness brewery as I am leaving
Was it Ohtani's wife or dog that caused him to betray Ippei
>>153985610show me one gapefruit league game with crowds like this
>>153985622nah ippei agreed to take the fall and his family now gets millions. like, ohtani knowingly paid his debts even though it was illegal
>>153982453Exclusivity is anti-consumer and always a bad thing.
>>153985610>da truth is da opposite of reality
>>153985605Erm, source?
How is this fair?
>>153985691https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Mariners>The Seattle Mariners are an American professional baseball team based in Seattle. The Mariners compete in Major League Baseball (MLB) as a member club of the American League (AL) West Division. The team joined the American League as an expansion team in 1977, originally playing their home games in the Kingdome. Since July 1999, the Mariners' home ballpark has been T-Mobile Park, located in the SoDo neighborhood of Seattle.I hope they can get to the World Series at least once. It's going to be 50 years without them ever reaching it at least once. If they win, it would be even better. Will they even surpass the Cubs, though?
I don’t care for Nick Kurtz.
>>153985785>WikipediaNot a legitimate source anon
>>153985791same, but it's kinda nice to see when my teams plays them
>>153985791cool it with the racism you're scaring the huzz
>>153985439slutter = slider + cutter
Cabrera is the cubs best pitcher?
You guys ready for a new thread soon? I am so excited.
>mests bullpen
>migel andoojar & aleks verdoogo to the poodres stankeedoo ‘em!
>nick poovetta
>>153984084But Cutch made the team? Is he an honorary white?
/mlb/ should get to throw the first pitch on opening day
>katsu curry rice at Petco Park this yearI like katsu curry, but is that really something you'd eat at a baseball game?
>>153986060Cat soup curry? That sounds attrocious.
>>153986091no cats in the stew, just vegetables or chicken for 20 dollarydoos, which is not even bad for some ballpark prices
>>153986102was going to shitpost about this but if this was in the skydome itd be 32 dollars for the curry
>>153986102This shit is delicious in Japan for half the cost or less. I wonder how the taste compares
>>153986045it's about a mile off the plate and in the dirt for me
>>153986164What kind of food do they eat in the ballparks in Japan? Do they eat hot dogs?
>>153986178just toss it slow and high
>>153986182They actually cook white people and serve them. I can link you a 7 hour AI-narrated Youtube video if you'd like
>>153986235is that what is going to happen to Bauer now that the baystars don't even want him
>>153986182I'm guessing it's Japanese food. Such as onigiri, yakitori, takoyaki, okonomiyaki.
>>153986182close but its actually hot cats
>>153986251Do the cats eat hot dogs?
>>153986193based eephus chad
>>153986182Coco is like a chain curry restaurant, never ate at a ballpark
>>153986241Sadly, he was labeled "taberarenai"
Mariners suck
>>153986266they eat hot micecircle of life innit
soft pretzel genny
NU >>153982282>>153982282>>153982282
>>153986305Cocksucka!
>>153986313how did you know
NU THO>>153986340
We're never getting nu ever again :(
>>153985505chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
>>153985505stop by dq and get me a moolatte
