finland

The Natural

>finland the natural sneed won
chills

Leon Edwards would get ko'd by Sam Patterson. That's the fight that should've happened instead of MVP but Leon turned that fight down.

>hello jake paul? yeah its netflix. we need you to make a sick mma card, heres $100m
>aight bet

this boomer ass promotion cant compete

>>153983310
most but you didn’t say who. book him for ilia’s WW debut at the White House

Imagine how bad spammy is going to be after Strickland knocks the goat piss out of ratlip shitmaev this place will be straight up unusable for months

Netflix MMA does 8 cards for 100 million each. They pull in 1 billion per card and sink paramount. There’s checkers, chess, boxing and then the fight game known as mixed martial arts

>American goat loves Russia
>Russian goat loves Poland
>Polish goat loves America

whos fighting mokaev on netflix
we must get to the bottom of this.

dj is the only thing i can think of but he confirmed its not him. what other 125er isnt signed to the ufc?

>>153983340
Moraes who ONE just cut. I wish it were DJ but that’s how Netflix can make another card if/when Mokaev wins

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crazy that max is getting goob without even having the bmf belt for leverage

Wow I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

>>153983367
crazy that he just negotiated his contract with the ufc for a laugh

I don’t see McGee for fighting for the ufc again why would he

He has the BKFC brand

Con Air McRegor

Talmbout The Talent b? Witch set the absolut dawlg uvvah fight her or roster

>>153983378
I could see this if he were doing it subconsciously. like he intended to fight chandler but accidentally heemed is foot on purpose

>>153983380
Choking on cock? Brave?

Weaponized skeleton

>>153983363
What if Ilia were to beat Islam? Double Motherfucker status?

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can you say that again? i'm having a hard time hearing you b

>>153983452
Appears his ear exploded. Turns out headgear works

>>153983461
dog in the back wants to neck but no thumbs

Izzy has certainly had his face buried in a man's ass

Seven Year Solution: UFC
>do less
>say more
>pay less
>take more
>retire dana
>introduce hunter
>sell ufc to paramount

Beer knuggle ceo colm gregor

Forged Irish Stout. Not here to take part

Better watch out, because we’re not here to take part, we’re here to take over.

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Said, I'm blind to you haters
Can't touch me, rumor creators
Me say where is the love, lately
Hey, ask you how the world ah run so

Razhabali Shaydullaev is the best 145 and 155 fighter I have ever seen. Ilia has a tough night with Razhabali

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Stop running Pigslam

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topuria is more than a name. we're a family.

https://youtu.be/5qKZpJIcFmo?si=FKLRyBnsa-m_dqkI&t=750

ASMR with Volk

>>153983546
It's..... Fazzas Plan™

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I want hardest fight brazza, I want 40 year old CTE Gaethje for legacy

Ducking Gamrot was always the plan.... Fazzas Plan™

Ok but does Morales have a change against Pisslam

>>153983588
Handsome guy no homo

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it wouldn't even be competitive. islam should probably just duck.

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>it wouldn't even be competitive
True

you know it's bad when they can't even pull from a real fight. even worse than with ilia.

ilia vs morales has been the real fight for years at this point. it was inevitable.

>>153983614
Especially when he’s been fighting legends like durinho and magny!

Topuria vs Pirates

>>153983627
I fear Daddyrales uses Clitia as a fleshlight

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Pigslam's bacon ball has been CRUSHER by a 50 ton hydraulic BBC i fear......

opponents are a meme. for like 5 years morales has clearly been heading for the top.

Ilia's might not be that big but i'm sure it's twice as efficient.

>>153983635
Good morning spammy, you really get out of bed at noon just to do this all day?

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>>153983646
Xadame Armpiggy saw this and has been yearning for he BBC ever since

>>153983654
That's gay as fuck

>>153983660
God damn are you finally opening up about your mental illness? This is actually a huge breakthrough for you.

the parallels between morales and jones never end.

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>HERES THE FUCKING THING YOU GUYS, IM GOING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS DIRTY TERRORIST AND IM GONNA DO IT FOR YOU ALL!!

>>153983667
You’ve already got Clozapork and miss armpiggy gooning I fear

>>153983675
based StrickBEAST smiting down the rat terrorist

>>153983677
You should take a break from being on your computer and go outside for once. Maybe get some exercise?

You know whats crazy when I was walking around my neighborhood I found a Geek Bar that somebody must have accidentally dropped because its still at 77% full and works perfectly.

This geek bar has been given to me by God

>>153983662
finally we are in agreement

Islam and Khabib hilarious funny moments compilation part 32 is waiting for you.

This saturday we get to see Pissy Adesanya slimed out dead by Bodybagz Pyfer

Daniel "PC" Cormier

pc my you know what across your you know where

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that you got so butthurt at me you really range banned an entire mobile network? I mean come on buddy, its just banter dont be so sensitive.

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poohand vs gane is going to get cut from the white house card. it's the most obvious fake fight of all time but it has enough credibility with the cazzies to serve as a placeholder until they come up with the real comain

>>153983725
the little shit has cost me a collie budz aspinall op for 3 days straight

>>153983726
Damn I hadnt realized that, but youre right its got all the markings of a fake fight.

>>153983729
The crazy thing is I literally dont even know what I ever did to trigger him, its always him starting shit and getting his own self worked into a shoot.

hear me out
the black beast x the notorious
my bawllz was across yo foehead

>>153983726
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

tommy can't see shit
can't see shit
toooooommy can't see shiiiiiit
na na naa na na naa na naa

*non-telegraph walk off heems you*

This guy is just a bloke, I'm a fucking samurai

Spammy cant do shit
cant do shit
spaaaaamy cant do shiiiit

na na naa-nahh because hes a disabled bitch

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*clap clap*

Disabled bitch!

*clap clap*

Disabled bitch!

>>153983729
Honestly? Deserved

Big old fat spammy sitting on his computer all day long still cant figure out how range bans work, kwarb (kek what a retarded bitch)

>>153983775
come on broidmeister it is a funny joke and he is stealing it so we can instead read about 7 kinds of loose shit and 120-600 posts of homosexual fantasy