Go chiefs
Hi everyone. I'm getting into American sports. I'm learning about American football, but since the NFL won't start until September, I've been told about the UFL and that it will start this Friday.What is the UFL? It is like minor league football? Can you learn about American football while watching it?
>>153984862Yeah it's a minor league and yeah it can help you get familiarized with the rules and such
my bearsies :)
travis kelce be lookin kinda fat
>>153984862It is minor league football and it has some different rules from the NFL I believe, but it would certainly give you the general idea. The quality of play is very poor so it can be frustrating to watch and it might give you a bad impression of the sport. You might be better off waiting for the real thing.
>da bears of gary, indiana
First attempt, not bad I think
My offseason Rammies (ᴗ˳ᴗ) zZ
Future hall of famer, Russell Wilson
>>153985020
>>153985020He should be, even though he's the new poster boy of running qbs aging like a bruised avocado
>>153985028is that the dude from top gear?
>>153984930>MFW all those ghetto ass $40,000 houses are worth $1.4m overnight
>>153985028Sars!
>>153985032Just wait until Mahomes this upcoming season.
>>153984862I’d watch some iconic games on Youtube instead. That will hold you over during the offseason. The best Brady playoff games (he was in a lot of iconic games like 07 and 16 SBs, 06 afccg, and the 01 season Divisional vs the Raiders) 2021 Divisional Chiefs vs BillsIf you can hang with older games, then 85 Bears vs Dolphins on Monday Night and the 1990 SB between the Giants and Bills.
>>153985020Quincy Jones is from Seattle and his daughter is some weird CitiBike Spokeswoman. Somehow this all makes sense.
>>153985011>Tanner Koziol>Another Polish-American tight end>6’7>blonde hair>blue eyesThreadly reminder that the Germans stole 200,000 blonde-haired, blue-eyed Polish kids during WWII to raise as Germans.
>>153985071>What is Prussia
I think it's about time we had a new league commissioner... somebody who just GETS IT
>>153985075>PrussiaPrussians were all germanized West Slavs/Balts. Anyway, what does Germany stealing 200,000 blonde-haired, blue-eyed Polish kids have to do with Prussia?
>The absolute state
will the bucs get the #1 overall draft pick for 2027? we're due a generational defining QB. tom brady doesn't count it was only 3 years.
Flag football = participation trophy = pronouns = let's continue to make America weaker
>Buccaneers] Lavonte David Announces His Retirement Following Historic 14-Year Career A 12x team captain, David owns the Buccaneers records for tackles for loss, forced fumbles and fumble recoveries, and is tied with Derrick Brooks for most tackles.kek nobody wants to play for Bowels
>>153985096XD
Caleb williams has sissified the city of chicago
You won't convince me to care about someone painting their nails
>cucked by enemy leadheadsoh no no no no no bearsfags
>>153985100>>153985137Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>>153985071>>153985075>>153985092Who cares lol are you autistic?
>>153985187Buy an ad, dov
>buy an ad, dov
>>153985217that's your brain on /pol/
>>153985229Why do they drink the lead and watch planes flyover their heads all day?
Just bet 1200 on Mahomes winning MVP this year. I'm serious about my team unlike the kiwi or detoilet
>>153985187Beards bearding
just bet 1200 on Mahomes getting plonked week 1
>>153985229I say this but I'm not from the midwest
>>153985237You'd have been better off betting him to win CBPOY, I'm pretty sure that's already been decided.
Alhamdulillah
>>153984912Yeah, that nigga is out of shape
>can only post while at work for now because I'm in a rangeb& at homeWhat have the freaks in my neighborhood been up to recently?
What the FUCK is their problem?
Oscar Delp will be a good tight end
>>153985277They kept hiring GMs who couldn't evaluate talent like that fat bitch Joe Douglas. Darren Mougey is a real one he'll get them turned around
>>153985290For me, it's Sam Roush
>>153984806What kind of vidya do you guys partake in? The only videogames I play are Madden, NBA 2K, and Fromsoft games.
guys First Things First is about to start
>>153985321>>>/v/
>>153985334>>>/hm/
>>153985100>>153985137we will sacrifice Baker to draft Arch first overall and then get Bowels firedtrust the plan
>>153985065This. Watching Brady in action in a SB is the way to go. I recommend SB XLII, XLVI, and LII, for starters.
>>153985395LII was the best owl in recent history
>>153985413He's going to end up pumping and dumping her right?
>>153985421it's a fornite ad bro. i think you're reading too much into it
>>153985429Maybe you're not reading enough into it
>>153985334/v/ only like 20+ year old arcade style sports gamesWhich is pretty based honestly
>>153985413>Mendoza carries a football around in his spare time like it’s a teddy bear.
>most profitable sport league in the world>5 relocations in a decade
>>153985454>paco fuming about the nflkek
>>153985329I’m hoping something starts happening in sports soon, so the show doesn’t have to open with some variation of “Lebron has changed to a role player, and Luka could be MVP” for the 9th time.
>>153985459>racefag compelled to make everything about racelel pathetic
>>15398549326 days til the draft o algo
>>153985499>doesn't deny itkek the nfl, nba and college sports always get you bubbling
The hall of fame is a joke but it's an even bigger one if Lavonte David isn't eventually in it
>>153985528>deny it>implying I'm the same person that made that first postkys, schizo
>>153985570Top-5 in career tackles but never led the league in anything in a season. He's more of a accumulator over 14 seasons than a guy with a crazy high peak. But I think the counting stats, a ring, and a handful of AP/PB selections should be enough.>3 all-pro>only 1 pro-bowl>it's not even one of the years he got APHow does this happen?
Here are the rule change proposals they're going to vote on next week
>>153985626>1I like it, but only as a gradual step to removing the onside kick declaration at all. The surprise is what makes it viable. If they won't go back, they need to replace it with something like the UFL's 4th&12>2Too vague. How specifically are we disincentivizing it?>3Depends on what the modification is>4&5Don't really care
>>153985649These are just summaries I'm pretty sure, the actual proposals have more detail.
Broncos!
>>153985649>they need to replace it with something like the UFL's 4th&12The Eagles routinely propose an optional 4th and 20 from your own 20 instead of kicking off that always gets rejected but for some reason didn't submit it this year.
>>153985655Ah, ok. Do you know where I could go to read them in full?
>>153985660blo dix!
>>153985666>4th and 20 from your own 20That's too punishing. 4&12 is about the right distance. it's long enough not to be a guarantee while still being close enough that it's a realistic option.
>>153985660What will year 3 look like for /ourguy/?
>>153985669Sorry for the link gore, but it's here:>https://media.nfl.com/content/dam/communications/football-communications/2026/news/2026%20Playing%20Rules,%20Bylaw%20and%20Resolution%20Proposals.pdfpic related is what #2 looks like
>>153985677Another Bo Nix induced ankle snappy!
>>153985626>4 & 5 trying to meddle in refGOD affairsRefbros, our response?
>>153985660
this is the ugliest nigga i have ever seen
>>153985703>spends his time judging other men's appearancesgay
>>153985660>broncos-titansremember when they almost lost this game? kek
>>153985277I do not believe Pittsburgh is that low>t stoolers fan
>>153985733once or twice
>>153985447100% believable if you've seen his interviews. Ball in one hand, rosary in the other
>>153985616>>only 1 pro-bowl>it's not even one of the years he got AP>How does this happen?Small market team that’s been dogshit most his career. It’s a complete shame because he was top 5 in the league most his career, arguably top 3. Also I think some of the years there wasn’t an OLB vs EDGE distinction so you had pass rushers getting sacks vs David being a traditional linebacker and dropping into coverage. He’s a HOF talent and I really hope he gets in eventually.
>>153985756>surprised that the steelers have been for over a decade good enough to get by but never actually compete for a ringAre you sure you're a steelers fan?
>>153985767>Ball in one hand, rosary in the othertop cringe
>>153985788that's who he is, basically latin kirko chainz
>>153985792I think you're the worst shitposter here. No juice.
RIP LavonteRIP BunchaQueersRIP CucMe
i survived 9/11. i was like 800 miles away from it.
>>153985698Just like the Cowboys constantly losing to the Broncos the Broncos just can't beat the Jags for some fucking reason
>>153985801This, at least stat mutt gets people riled up, the aussie just has stupid takes and brings up circumcision all the time like, I don't want to talk about dicks bro.
>>153985815I survived your mom, I was 800 miles away but i still felt the aftershock.
I am having a 32 shit team induced melty
What does he do?
>>153985811Fuck that little creep unty. RIP in pieces.
one of yous guys needs to get their crazy grandma under control
>>153985986kys bulbasaur bouncer
what is it with michigan head coaches?
>>153986079Buy an ad, dov
>Hate the Queefs>Hate the Donkies>Hate the Faiders>Love me Chargies
seriously, who can stop him?
>nobody has even called Tyreek Hill
>>153986108Dogshit franchise, I fear
>>153985698Horrific throw by Nix, the reciever was covered the entire time, and he still had time in the pocket. I get that it was 4th down, but there was no reason to force it in there
>>153985781What does that have to do with offensive TDs? They’re been getting by with defense and special teams. Often fluky bullshit, not consistent offensive TDs
>>153986108>Spanoslol
>>153986140>height: 5115huh?
>>153986172It means 5’11 5/8 inch
redpill me on ty simpson
>>153986108>chokes
>>153985792I knew he was a good guy
Bo Nix is a bussy denier
>>153986170You know as much as I hate those sons of bitches, I cannot deny that them actually spending the money to get Harbaugh is the best thing they have done since getting Marty. It is just too bad the reverted back to being cheap niggers and not spending money to protect Herbo...
Ryback is related to Josef Mengele
Bengals legend Joe Flacco
>>153986208Same as it ever was.
>>153986207That is very evil :(
>>153985698
>>153986207I get the impression Bix is some kind of Mormonesque freak.
>Kupp still considers Stafford his NFL BFFGlad there seems to be no hard feelings between him and his teammates, unlike Ernest Jones. Gives me hope Kupp will come back for big Rams events after he retires.
>>153986258flu's been going aroundget your shots
Remember that time the Chargers had that weird free kick at the end of the half against the Broncos? What the fuck was that?
>>153986268>Mahomie gave Herbie and Nix da fluIs that legal?
>>153986279Boy is takin sacks out here.
is dart good?
the flacc is bacc
>>153986301No.
>>153986290I'm not saying the Chargers O-line was good. But I AM saying that Alt and Slayter played a combined 6 games last season, yet Herbert still put up incredible performances all year. He was able to beat the Broncos and Eagles, and could at least score a TD against the Texans. While I did underrate the Pats defense, I know they aren't better than Denver, Philly, or Houston. So when I see Herbert go 19/31 159yrd 6-39 on sacks in Foxborough, I simply assume Herbie shrinks in January
>>153986290Just like ur mum lel
>>153986337Nice tackle, Justin.
>>153986339kek
>>153986346Put J Herbie in at LB
my flaccie :)
>>153986405our flaccie :)
>>153986320This game was fucking insane
my vikies :D
>>153986508>Sutton not making a catch actually saved the gameInsane, indeed.
>>153986522Sutton made the next catch for the field goal
this nigga should not own guns
>>153986573Imagine Ocho with guns
>>153986573How else is he supposed to take himself out when he waddles into a house and Chris Hanson tells him to take a seat?
>>153986560Yeah, but he pulled up there in quintuple coverage lol.
>>153986579Don't have to
>>153986573edp is back on the hunthe won.
>>153986186He has the same agent as run out of end zone guy hence being propped up by him
>>153986186Why does this fucker stand for every broadcast?
>>153986609irsays leftover coke
>>153986597Wait for real? Lmao
>>153986609Afraid he'll walk too far backwards and miss his chair
>>153986615That's a lot of coke.
>>153986640Can't be that much knowing Irsay
>>153986115battle of mid.png
>>153986668>Moh Bility
>>1539866687 subhumans
>>153986720you cant get more human than a dude person.
>BREAKING: Rams star WR Puka Nacua is being accused of making an antisemitic comment and biting a girl in Los Angeles during a December 2025 incident>The alleged victim claims Puka said "f**k all the Jews" during a dinner together and later bit her left shoulder, breaking skin.>The woman says the remark was just the "first act in what became an escalating course of rude or vulgar, threatening, violent, and harassing conduct" by Nacua.>The woman included a photo of her alleged injury in her temporary restraining order.>Nacua's attorney, Levi McCathern, says the whole claim is nothing more than a shakedown attempt, and he says the woman has asked for millions.>McCathern says the group was partying, and there was some horseplay resulting in the bite, which left nothing more than a temporary mark.>A judge in Los Angeles denied the woman's request for a restraining order at least for the time being. (via TMZ)
>*chokes in the playoffs*Problem?
>>153986668> know a niggawhat the fuck
>>153986836/ourguy/
>>153986836Seahawks offseason just keeps getting better.
>>153986140Turbomanlet. Built like a corner.
>>153986898JSN isn’t much bigger than him
>>153986836This dude is dumb as rocks. Maybe dumber.
>>153986836>Photo of teeth marksWell that should make this pretty simple. Feels like they should be able to line up the teeth and see whats what. And if he get's got, let him play this last season and enter free agency.
Puka is fast tracking CTE
tua tongues my anus
>>153986836Yikes bro
My habs :)
Greetings from /hoc/. Some shitter link to this thread, so please for give any retards for not checking where they're posting.
>>153986961
>>153986915Best player of the last draft is PORTER MARTONE :D go flyers
>>153987069oh shit wrong thread sorry
>>153987073kwaboty
>>153987087fuck you fren go vikies
Finally some player drama. It's been so quiet.
>>153986668
>>153986668>general kwabooty!>hello there
>>153986836>The incident occurred on Dec. 31st, 2025NYE he was trying to get frisky
>>153986186Orlovsky shoukd have to disclose that he shares an agent with Ty like how youtubers have to disclose when theyre doing paid advertising
>>153986836basado
To me, this is the based image that was made of the season
>>153987093>go vikies
He’s right you know
Bussy
>>153986836
>>153987354Rams win da Owl if he doesn't do this
>>153987427Yeah kinda
>>153987427Yes
>poopa nacaca
>>153986836>Puka 'save the kids, kill the yids' Nacua
>>153986836>TRO was already denied by judge
Puka just needs to convince that Iranian gym rat he's friends with to settle down
>>153987201Post stats from the first 8 games before Simpson got hurt. Simpson has flaws, but people hyping Mendoza up like he’s Andrew Luck should be prepared to be let down.
>>153987837>people hyping Mendoza up like he’s Andrew Lucki dont think anyone is doing that
>>153987837>people hyping Mendoza up like he’s Andrew Luckno one outside of the voices in your head have said this. Most people say a variation of hes the athletic kirk cousins
>>153987940>>153987955A sign of the subliminal clout the Stanford Cal rivalry has
>>153987616LA Rams BASED and REDPILLED
>>153986108>Mid tier franchise QB being wasted in San Diego (L.A.)Many such cases
>Eagles signed Elijah MooreHe's AJ Brown's best friend, from college. They're like brothers. They're not trading him lol
Sean Paytons inability to build a complete team will ruin Bo Nixs potential which is less than Drew Brees much like he ruined Drew Brees potential.
>>153988404>blo dix>potentiallmao
>>153987837>Andrew LuckHe had Cam Newton measurables with high IQ, there hasn't been a prospect like him since
>>153988404Wow this is a great image to use when ppl say brady is better than Mahomes. I'm gonna use this whoever someone brings up who the real goat is ...
>>153986186>>153987837They both suck lel
>>153988404>Tom.brady = 28 The lower success rate can be explained away simply by his larger sample size of a career. Just impressive he's 2nd on this list behind Mahomes with 28 clutch drives in playoffs. The patriots defense didn't do this. Brady did.
>>153988474How many of those losses where to greats? Mahomes never lost to Jake plummer or shitters like foles lel.
>>153984806Nice
>>153988518And there it is
What's the deal with my Iggles hoarding all these TEs?they gonna run 14 personnel?
>>153988554It's so they can get akeem mezidor since every other team is retarded and will look past him.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>153988404The real impressive one is Stafford who didn't win a playoff game til like 12 years into his career in the 2021 playoffs, only played 3 playoff games before that and at least 1 was a blowout loss.
>>153988626ein familie, ein stadt, ein trainer
>>153988626>nfl equivalent of giants antawhateverthefuckthatnameisLiterally who? Is that one of those middle east dictators we propped up then shot up?
>>153988626I kneel...
joey's bussy
>pukrich nakimmler
>>153986836that's my wide receiver
>>153988663yum...
>>153988626He's one of the dumbest players in the league, and that is saying something
>>153988626Dov is such a hack. Fuck you for spamming this thread with his slop.
>>153988626>Brother caught stealing NBA player car Ohh yes the CTE is gonna lead to Puka being he next AB. There's no stopping it. There is familial culture against respecting authority and the law and Puka will absolutely get sucked into their bullshit and get dragged down into committing crimes.
What's the cost to trade for Jonathan Greenard? Should I want >my team to trade for him?
>>153984862Like these guys suggested>>153985065>>153985066But I'd suggest watching the entire 2018 AFCCG (NE at KC) if you want to see some of the most elite level of football ever from both sides of the ball
>>153988626Absolutely nothing. These are all non-stories. Tired of having to go out of my way to not know anything about the players off the field.
>>153987837No one is saying that except you. It is clear that Mendoza is a better prospect than Simpson.
>>153988828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsYi2VH2y6U
>>153988626Lmao based
>>153988626Why is the last point a problem?
Buy an ad, xhitterbot
>>153988902NFL loves a married man
>>153988626Mormon
Why is it always wide receivers?
>>153986836So Puka’s attorney essentially admitted there was a “bite” that occurred. God damn it. Why
>>153985071Krauts are already half Polack, they just won't admit it.
>>153989213Lanky fuckers that get hit hard by beefy DBs
>Kennan Allen linked to RaidniggersWhat a dumb asshole, I never liked him. Can't catch for shit and disrespect San Diego with his snarky Twitter comments about us? Fuck that monkey receiver, I hope he gets stabbed by some short cholo raidnig.
>>153989267Drue Tranquill liked KC better than the chargers
>>153989267Babe, forget about him. Come back to /mlb/
>>153989317
Rate my dinner
>>153989326Would not feed my dog/10
That tasted like shit
Literally named my cat ‘Puka’. The fuck am I suppose to do now..
>>153989444Put his paw on the wailing wall
>>153989444Name him after HP Lovecrafts cat
>>153989444Let it bite you
what did they mean by this
>>153985626Just go back to onside kicks the way they were before.
>>153989444deown him
>>153985413>mendoza and q.t. olympic girlThe Raiders should do whatever it takes to hook them up, TayTay and Kelice got the Chiefs shittons of beneficial refball.
>>153989596She needs to not be involved with Mendoza. He is too pure for her. She seems pure in her own way, but usually the crystal-wearing ‘art hoe’ archetype is not compatible with the god-fearing Christian/Catholic archetype. It’s oil and water
>>153989634>‘art hoe’ archetype is not compatible with the god-fearing Christian/Catholic archetype. It’s oil and waterYeah on paper but eye test tells us that they'd be great together
Nick Wright came into the First Things First studio this morning out of breath and extremely angry. He said something like, "We absolutely have to do something about Puka" and would not elaborate further.
scouts need to start digging through receivers college film to see if they took any AB-burfict style headshots so they dont get stuck with pukea style headcases dude is speedrunning the mr big chest arc
>>153989679>still seething despite your proxysite deadNeck yourself Chikaner
Tetaroia McMillian said Nigga on live stream and still got less heat than Puka
puka redemption arc coming up
>>153989902Isn't he black?
>>153989902both are allowed to say it, they're brown
>>153989741Nick really, really likes Israel.
>>153989902I think Mr Unlimited would get heat for saying it because it would sound too white
>>153989444Just change the name. It's a cat, not a person
>Puka Nacua Accused Of Biting Woman, Saying 'F*** The Jews'uhhh based?
puca nacua will be out of the league in 2 years
Korean MILFs
>>153990455large if factual
>>153989444call it based puka
>>153986320>He put up 32 points in this game. That means he's not good.
>>153986836He's by far my favorite player now.
Cam Jordan (or Calais Campbell) to Eagles when?
>>153989444>Literally named my cat ‘Puka’. The fuck am I suppose to do now..hang him out to dry over the middle on 3rd down
>>153989444dress him up as a little dragon
anthony richardson WILL prove the haters wrong
antisemitism and nonconsensually biting people isn't simple "horseplay"
>>153990602>horseplaySLAP SLAP SLAPPING
>>153990602Buy an ad, dov
>>153990602hawaiins don't bite people
>>153990602says you
>>153990587his problem is making the reads, not throwing the ball. he's already one of the most physically gifted guys in football
>>153985626Good to know all the issues with the tush push have been solved and it is now a completely safe and fair play.
>>153990654Giggles stopped running it after they were exposed for false starting
>>153986186>Dan "2-10 as a starter" Orlovsky >Any QB opinions
>>153990602The funniest thing about this is the shoehorned jewish hate angle. Without it I’d think it’s plausible that a pro athlete got a little too handsy with a girl one night and misread what she was wanting. With it, it seems like a nice scheme given his celebration last season to paint him in a bad light and get additional sympathy. It’s like accusing Brett Favre of sending a dick pic, but then tacking on that in passing you heard him call the janitor a spic.
>>153990677Not really true. They weren't false starting (the few times they did it was called, the many times the defense lined up in the neutral zone we're not called). They were somewhat less successful because Dickerson and Jurgens were out or playing injured.
>>153990690I mean, I believe that a 24 year old could get drunk and shout "fuck Jews" after having a whole Jew related scandal a few months ago
>>153990628AI is worthless
>>153990689>anon "0-0 as a starter" anonson>
>>153990701>They weren't false startingYou're not going to fool anyone after we all saw the footage of the Eagles Guards starting early every single time.
>>153990711>every single timeBullshit. It happened a couple times and got flagged. What happened every time and never got called is the defense lining up in the neutral zone.
>>153990702Right, but the timing of saying it with the main accusation in her case makes it questionable. It’s clearly a tactic to say that he really is a bad guy. If he’s capable of Jewish hate then he obviously also bit me.
>>153990718>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah why do they persecute me so?!The Cheat Shove is dead, cry more
>>153990711If you can't see a false start without slo-mo it's not a false start imo. They only had one or two false starts and didn't get away with them.
>almost April>not a single DUI
>>153990730That was a foomble. The league has lost the plot on forward progress. If he was given a second push from that spot, even after having stopped his progression, they would have given him the extra yards, but since the ball was stripped they say the play was dead.
>>153990736>If you can't see a false start without slo-mo it's not a false start imoYeah, lets reward well practiced cheating
The Chiefs are done lol
>>153990742Did Rashee Rice report for his 30 days? Maybe that’s why.
>>153985454Yes anon that’s what happens when a market doesn’t support a franchise. They move to a market that will support them. Why is this so hard for non Americans to understand.
>>153986186Absolutely garbage
>>153990702>I meanYou need to go back.
>>153990587*gets hurt week 3 and never plays another snap*
>>153990765If you slow down every play you could find 50 false starts a game in any game. If it's not visible at live speed then there's no advantage anyway.
>two mid maybe starters and a bunch of JAG backupsHow do we blame this shit QB class on black people?
>>153991091Sadiq overrated? I expected better receiving numbers, at least. Klare might be the best prospect if you're not just looking for a big slot receiver.Based on this, the best value is going to be Joly or Koziol imo. I also like Roush, I think he has potential to be a better receiver than these numbers show.
The only useful TEs are just giant WRs. Once again, most overrated position in the league.
>>153991115Yeah, I think so. He has two major negatives—under 6’4" and arms shorter than 32 inches, while also not being that great of a route runner.
>>153991130Nah, it just feels that way because there are so few real compete TEs in the league. It's basically just Kittle and Goedert (at his peak), guys that are elite blockers AND pass catchers. They are incredibly valuable.
>>153991115Roush will probably be a blocking tight end only, with limited receiving, because he has 30-inch arms.
>>153991091Oscar Delp is probably going to be the best in this class
>eagles re-signed Fred JohnsonIt's OVER for the rest of the league
>>153991162There are a couple guys emerging right now that could be the next gen of multi use TEs. McBride and Kraft seem really promising.
>>153991135>>153991164Arm length is not insignificant, but it's overrated. An inch or an inch and a half doesn't actually make that much difference compared to other factors.
>>153991194No, it is very important. Zach Ertz is like the only elite tight end with sub 32 inch arms
>it's already basically summer out mid marchwhat should I grill?
>>153991206grill deez nutz
which dumbass retard idiot team is gonna draft rueben bain
>>153991222Rueben Bain Jr. will be the best defensive player selected in the 2026 NFL Draft.
>>153991206Racks of lamb. Serve it with cucumber salad and mushroom risotto.
>>153989233>WhyGetting frisky on NYE
>>153991229name a single successful edge rusher with arms as short as his
>>153991130not true
>>153991206I'm baking some pork stir fry pieces right now
>>153990690the funny thing is that puka and his lawyer don't deny the jew thing and flat out admit that he bit her
>>153991238How many edge rushers have there been that have the same length arms as him and also similar traits overall? Honest question, I don't know the answer.
Jonathan Greenard for Tanner McKee, who says no?
>>153991238The better way to look at it is how many guys with short arms even become 1st round prospects. He has the best tape of all the edge rushers. Shemar Stewart was drafted last year for his traits and he didn’t do shit. Bain is a consistent disruptor despite being a Trex.
>>153991378Basically, the average guy with tiny arms can't be an NFL edge. But Bain is not the average guy. I agree with this.People get obsessed with combine numbers, RAS, et cetera, but no actual ball knower takes one number as the end of the story on a player. You have to look at measurements, traits, stats, and tape all together.
>>153991423but also an average guy would look like a 1st round talent if he was playing against midgets. someone with abnormally small arms is extremely likely to get exposed in the NFL when his competition is exclusively the top 0.001% of athletes
>>153991327but they are denying the anti semetic remark
>>153990628Ancient Hawaiians were cannibals so this is not surprising.
mina chads stay winninglaura and kay could never
>>153991206This summer is going to be brutal, worse than 2023
>>153991531everythings already burning, we didn't get any snow and it was basically 50's-60s all winter when it is usually like 15-23 degrees.
>>153991524charles barkley is the only one dedicated to warning us all of the ever present danger of fat chicks thirsty for attention
>>153991531>>153991574get over it liberals
>>153991524Chuck is the the only one of those fags that actually has a personality.>>153991291>baking stir fry
>>153991617>>baking stir fryIt was a lot and I didn't want to cook in batches.
>>153991617take the char siu pill and use the oven
>>153991524I feel like my guy Jackson Blade got snubbed.
>>153991648Stay in your lane, Vinny!
>>153991604What do you mean?
>>153991206hamburgers and sausages
>>153991640>>153991647That's roasting, not frying
>>153991717you can always fry your rice
>/NFL/: polbaiting, racefagging, and /ck/The offseason can't end soon enough
>>153991745Oh get over it.
>>153990587>I can throw the ball to guys standing in the openWhat did he hope to show with this? A high school QB is expected to hit those throws (albeit with less zip on the ball).
>>153991663>>153991678On the surface I was an angry MAGA who thinks people who can't handle unseasonable weather are pussys. You were trolled, pal.Nah, bro. My area has already set two records and it's going to be 30 above normal for the next week. This shit isn't normal.
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>>153990602That’s not horseplay, that’s foreplay
>>153991524it's chuck by a fucking mile
>>153990701Anyone with eyes knows this isn’t true. Especially in previous seasons.
>>153990677>Giggles stopped running it after they were always in 3rd and long
I just grilled a cheeseburger, it was delicious. Fucking 90 degrees right now but can't put in the A/C because it's still 18 degrees at night.
>>153990701Anyone with eyes knows this is true. In previous seasons and the most recent one.
>>153991907trees already popping leaves, they normally don't do that until the end of april/early may.
>>153986836Is she claiming the two things are connected? Like he found out she was jewish and bit her? Or is she suing for biting her, and also he said something racist on the side?
>>153991907>desertfags
>>153991948rocky mountains
>>153991907I made shrimp and cod ceviche
>>153991947Try reading, it's right there in that slop post>The woman says the remark was just the "first act in what became an escalating course of rude or vulgar, threatening, violent, and harassing conduct" by Nacua
>>153986079>oh boy, another rapist Michigan coach, oh boy
>>153992028Nothing in that statement implies or expressly says the reason he bit her. Just that the anti-semitic remark was the first in what was an escalating course of conduct.
>>153992040Powerful
>>153986582>robbing the police of the thrill of killing a black pedophileWe back the blue in this thread libtard
>>153992044>anti-semiticPlus, they're not really even real "semites", so...
>>153992044She's not suing him for biting her, she asked for a restraining order against him due to harassment and threats (which was temporarily denied pending further hearings). So, in that sense the two things are connected. They are both pieces of the conduct she cited as reasons for wanting the RO.
>>153990742Concerning times for the shield.
>>153992105She is suing him for battery, gender violence, assault, and negligence as well as requesting a TRO.
>>153986836so based
>>153990742Maybe they are finally behaving themselves.
>>153992044she said she tasted like adrenochrome and he just had to know more
>brodysbaum got banned
>>153992167
>>153991524Sir Charles wins by a landslide in any fair voting
WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL opener, followed by tnf from australia, possibly followed by friday night from brazil. are you not entertained, goyim?
>>153992210Seahawks and who?
Carson Beck changed my life
>>153992210>australiaWhy? They don't even watch the NFL in those shit hole cocksucking countries down there.
>>153992215tbd, with 49ers and rams out of the running, the remaining options are>cardinals (not happening lmao)>bears>cowboys>chiefs>chargers>pats
>>153992215Likely the Bears
>>153992210I can't imagine caring strongly about this t.bh
I'll be back in February when Kyler Murray leads the Kangz to an owl victory.
>>153992248i think there is such a thing as oversaturation and too much football, but for week 1 it's fine
>>153992243Ranked from most to least likely>bears>chargers*gap*>cowboys>cards*gap*>pats*power gap*>chiefs
I'm gonna go to the Melbourne game and get my willy out lol
>>153992272Yeah, that's my feeling. Short weeks suck, so mid-week games in the middle of the season are dumb and gay. Week 1 it doesn't matter.
>my team won't have to play a 21 hour flight away from their homeFeels good, man
>>153992217How so? Lets start a dialogue.
is that josh allen?
i hope the third stringers get bonuses for the international games that shits gotta be brutal
>>153992274yeah they won't risk putting the queefs there if mahomes isn't 100% guaranteed to be ready. cards are just as unlikely imo, and a rematch with the pats unfortunately isn't out of the realm of possibility even though it would be trite as fuck. they didn't do one last year, but they did in 2016 with the broncos and panthers
My team has 17 home games this season.
>>153992331Please respect my privacy
>>153991907Why can’t you run AC during the day and just switch to heat at night?
>>153992444Poor, is my guess
>>153992444Who do you think he is, renowned HVAC repairman/bitchboy Old Gay?
>>153992456what animes does he watching?
>>153992274The Bears and the Chargers seem the most likely. If the Pats SB had been a classic game they would maybe run it back, but a lot of people thought it was a below average game. Cowboys just had an opening game. They can’t count on the Mahomes injury being figured out by then. The Bears and Chargers are both considered contenders this upcoming season, so it’s between them.
>>153992479Doug
>>153992444it's a window AC, that would be like leaving the window open at night.
>>153992479hes a lupin chad
>>153992479AHHH!!!! real monsters, catdog, hey arnold!, rugrats, wild thornberrys. the classics.
>>153991907I'm getting out of Florida while the gettings good. I want to move to New Hampshire, but I'd need approval while I don't need approval to move to states we have offices in. So my northernmost options are North Carolina and New York. North Carolina, in the mountains, is a minor improvement from Florida. My job won't bump my pay for New York cost of living, but I can afford upstate New York but then I can't bring my guns
>>153992520>muh gunskek
why doesn't anyone give him a chance?
>>153992456This is the meta for pro-athletes. All the starters at my college just played games all day. Go to class, lift, go to practice, go home and play games. Get yourself a couple women on standby for booty calls and you're golden. You don't drink, party, or get into trouble.
>>153992542I'm not married to them, but I have a lot of NFA items and they're a pain to sell. Plus, they're an investment and increase in value over time
I pray Love doesn't end up on the Browns.
>>153992547Buy an ad, dov
>>153992542>gets robbed>can't do anything about itkwab
>>153992582>has fantasies about getting an excuse to kill someone You should be committed
>>153992572Most people are assuming he's going to the Titans at 4 but RBs don't get drafted like they used to. It's hard to find an obvious fit imo I could see him sliding
Rate Lions cornerback Ennis Rakestraw Jr.'s squats
>>153992598>his aren'tkwab
>>153992615dyel tier
HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>153992582Sounds like the kiwipussy.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>Bengals get ELITE Flacco back>one mock draft has the Bengals taking Eli Heidenreich in the 6th roundThey don't need him, but I'd jizz my pants if they draft Heidenreich. Most likely he'd go to the Steelers in round 6-7.
>>153992702>Eli HeidenreichNow there is a name that tells you everything you need to know about a person.
>>153992599The titans need an edge rusher bad, they'd be crazy to take a RB
>>153992702Literally who
>>153992725Titans need help everywhere because they suck shit
Rammiehermanos…
>>153992742Not now buddy, the adults are having a conversation
Ok this is based
>>153992731>>153992714Navy's everything man. Played WR/Slot & ST last year. Before that he also played Wing & FB.
>>153992781WTF I love Puka Nacua now
All the top WRs in this draft class are like solid WR2s at best. Weak class.
>>153992781its sounds crazy but it happened it happened all too often in the hall of cost as well
>Love mocked at #4 to Titanslol, some team is really going to throw away their Top 10 pick on a RB. If he doesn't make the HoF solely playing for your team, you threw your pick away and should be fired.
WE UNEQUIVOCALLY STAND WITH PUKA NACUA
I have a feeling he'd fit in well with the Chicago Bears
>>153992456>>153992549It's no surprise that young people aren't drinking/smoking as much as older generations. 50 years ago, there was nothing to do all day other than smoke and drink. Nowadays, there's so much cool stuff to do
>>153992890He was at USC when Caleb was there
>>153992615That’s honestly not impressive. Not for an NFL player. I’m not cherry-picking and this is the deepest he went. Unless he’s purposely doing partial reps going heavy, then fine. But if he’s trying to pass this off as what he lifts, that’s sad.
>>153984888>>153984916>>153985065>>153988811Thank you all for your advice.
>>153992781The jews are in shambles
>>153992479One Piece, DBZ, Naruto, Deathnote, Afro Samurai, Bleach, JoJo, Cowboy Bebop.I don't even know what 6 of those are but I constantly hear black people talking about them. Oh and there's this one about a kid who gets hit by a car or some shit and then solves crimes as a ghost or some shit that they love.
Your sport is coming to my cunt in September, what's the best way to learn it? Any good vids?
>>153993244watch bob sanders highlights
holy shit, ban it already
>>153993286Why?
>>153993320i dont like it
>>153993320because it's fucking boring and annoying like that time the eagles ran it like 6 times in a row
god, I'd love to listen to their conversations
>>153992615now this is a proper squat
>>153992890Why’d he do it lads?
>>153992615He's only practicing squating know so he can consistently be shit on the field
>>153993376Damn how much is each of those plates? Is that like 650?
>anti-semitic mexicanDid nazi that coming
>>153993568half of MAGA are hispanic
dont run when it comes
>>153985032>He should beWhy? Because he was a slightly above average qb for a few years that happened to make the super bowl on a team that was carried by its defense? He was good but never great. He was NEVER even close to MVP level. If you put him on some of the teams Burrow of Josh Allen had to carry he probably goes like 2-15. Being a B-minus qb while winning a super bowl with 200 passing yards doesn't make you a hall of famer and honestly it shouldn't even initiate a conversation. The answer is no.
the threshold for the HoF is >can you tell the story of the NFL without this guy in the narrative? russ does not meet this threshold, eli does its that simple
>>153986115The independent head trauma consultant
Arvel Reese turns like a fucking boat.
>>153992456what anime does he watch
>>153992615ASSTOGROUND
how much game suspension?
>>153993730worsehes gonna get sent to Cleveland
>>153993683For me it's roughly like, did he have a strong case for best in the league at his position for a decent stretch of his career.
>>153992456Japan should make another football manga/anime, it's been too long since eyeshield 21. Feels like the sport is inherently better for dramatic storytelling than divegrass/basketball as well with how specialized each position is and how many high impact plays there are
>>153993286>>153993337>>153993328Just don't let teams get into position to use it! Easy!
>>153993873Iggles lost to the Broncos at home lol
>J E W K A>N A J E W A
>>153993967And there it is
>>153993709Urotsukidoji:
>>153992714that sounds like a guy that understands the game
jews
>>153993349he will learn some very valuable lessons like how to get a concussion or how to throw more interceptions
>be brown>be racist and antisemitiche was definitely posting here
Why is Dan Orloveky such a dumbass?
>>153994046See>>153987201
>>153994029>I might have called Puka a nigger, a faggot, or a niggerfaggot Near
>>153993730>bring player on your show>egg him on to do something innoucous>oy vey antisemitismThey are absolute scum.
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