totally not biased editionfooto tomorrow nightgo look up the fixture if you want to know who's playing you lazy cunt
>dogshit tradie threadCan tell it was made by a tradie due to him being too lazy to post the fixture
excellent bake op luv ya work
>turdbo or his boyfriend seething about the bakei made it while on the shitter at my officecuck job champ
>>153987755crispolaim scared about the iggs ngl poortbros... gutsy win from them, seems like they just saved their energy in the first qtr and played well the rest of the game.
>>153987781Yeah what a load of shit cunt
Sorry lads I came in hot and I’m sorry. It’s been a tough morning, just sick of things atm and I took it out on the guy who made this thread. I’m sorry.
>>153987860crisp accountable anon
Fuckhead tradie scum will drive flatstick everywhere then cry that the gubmit is ripping them off at the servo
wtf cal wilson died in 2023
>crows resting dawson and walkeryep they know they're fucked
do councils even look at send snap solve or is it just a placebo?
I got lovebombed, I miss her so much.
>>153987978>mfw
>>153987978>resting your captain and spiritual captainkek, their morale's gone
>>153987924That wasn’t me, Op can get fucked
fuck up flog
>>153988164go watch the abc faggot
i hope the crows beat the shats
>>153988203pretty good team desu
>>153988189>>153988190Tradie ass n**gas
>>153988202
>>153988243gutless flog
>>153988243Reminder that this man is a paedophile
>>153987978Lmfao Dawson bagholdersMileraCHADS eating good
>>153988264But enough about micksperg.
I fucking hate this thread, it needs to be fucking don before tomorrow night
i haven't played sports in 20 years but i went to footy training last night and i have to say, i am feeling absolutely fucked my legs and back are in shambles
>>153988310seethe more about it turdbo
im getting really sick of that maccas ad about that shit new burger with the dude nodding at the ranga fuckhead employee
>>153988317quite obviously not him desu
>>153964457>>153964365lol
I hate her so fucking much, fuck this, fuck the lot of you. You’re all nobodies
>>153988293meant for>>153988411
>>153988411crisp lachie neale
>>153988203Still beats essendon
Tell me right now why this country shouldn't have publiclly owned oil refiniries and nuclear power plantsHow is any other situation beneficial?
>>153988203>beau addinsallthat's max knobel>>153988228backline and forward line only have like 2 good players, rest is alright
>>153988501Millionaires cant profit from that mate.
>>153988521Huh?
>>153988316i go for a few runs in a week once every few months and it always fucks my legs for the next few days
>>153988501because the liberals would get rid of it anyway
>>153988546It would such a public good that I can't imagine Labor losing government after actioning it.
>>153988553doesn't matter the end result would be the liberals selling it off to their mates as history has shown they do.
nuclear's a good idea but i wouldn't trust australians to run it
>>153988572Don't worry mate, it will be indians running it.
>>153988572>t. unemployed man posting at 2pm on a Wednesday
>>153988583even worse, and that's my point>>153988586run my own business mate
>>153988593Crisp dealer
>>153988593yeah alright bezos
increase the pay gap
I don't even own a football. Would it be wrong to jump on the school roofs after hours and look for one? I don't want it digging into my weed budget
>>153988777no but steven pay
>>153987978kekdidn't realise how bad it is
>>153988852Is this the fabled cheat oval?
crazy how superficial, shallow, two-faced, and gossipy the average australian is, they know nothing about interpersonal relationships beyond transaction
cheatlong
>>153988951Wait till you see their last 4 games this season
dodgeelong
biglong
Its 3pm and i am ready for bed
>>153989007
I'm going to buy a pushbike (and you should too)
>>153989044>D’Anna Middleton Lewis (DML VIN) is a partnership between the D’Anna family, Sam Middleton and Jordan Lewis. It focuses on single site regional Pinot Noir with the first vintage being released in June 2019.https://www.dmlvin.com.au/aboutthinkn about buying a drop
>>153989049can't knock it till i try it actually, could be a great wine for all i know
I only drink alcohol to get high
/afl/ is a wine and cider community*>*Coopers red/green being the only exceptions
>>153989007>>153989044wish this cunt died after that bullflogs player flew in and knocked him out, absolute fucking dumbcunt deadshit
>>153989066coopers blue is the best coopers
we are a rum general tbf
there is some obese spastic at my office who i swear doesn't do shit except walk around, taking a shit or going for a piss sounds like running a marathon for him.
you blokes reckon darcy moore joined that poof discord server that keeps getting advertised on here
>>153989139Please stop making fun of Collingwood and Collingwood players.
Has anyone seen the nude gay leaks of Nick Daicos?
>>153989161seriously stop it.
>>153988465Not much of an achievement, because so does Perth.
Anyone know if the girls who run the team social media get fucked by the players?
>>153989249women don't like football players because they're just big brutes. they like sensitive young men like me. Although they never seem to talk to or even look at me...
>>153989256no but steven conversate iykwim haha
Someone post Tess crossley tits, she mogs the fuck out of Jules Neale mosquito bite tits
>>153989007>>153989044always been a kwab since hinkley fed the roaches their own medicine and they all kvetched
>>153988081Dawson is injured, he's not being rested as such.Tex is being rested, however, as he is 88 years old.
>>153989307>88i see what you did there
>>153989313>>153989307
>larry emdur to do standup comedy with carrie bickmorename a less funny combination
iggs
Dead thread, guess all the tradies are picking up their gf from high school lmao, love them struggling with petrol prices in their financed hilux utes lmao fucking wankers
>>153989316>phoneposting a phonepost grim
>>153989352most would be diesel engines
>>153989352but what about the teachers?
>>153989379My wife is a teacher, she got home today around 1pm, the lazy bitch.
>>153989382>lying on the internet
>>153988852KWABCamry "bitch" Crows
>>153988920Unfortunately true
>>153988951Hilarious how they've been cheating the cap for 10 years and only have 1 flag to show for it
>>153989410Hilarious how you've been alleging they cheat for years and have zero proof of it
>>153989443Shut the fuck up tradie dickhead, you delusional moron idiot
Don't forget dank and the weapon worked for geelong before they were involved in the essendon supplements saga.
>>153989455Shhhh this needs to remain memory holed
>>153989479Wanker!
>hates tradies>hates the team of rural, aryan, battlers>loves the abc>loves teachers>arguments all based on adhoms and untruthsfuck up commie poof
>you mean, he hates tradies?>he hates everything>what about teachers?>he hates EVERYTHING, stupid!
>>153989455yeah but nothing ever came of ithird flew too close to the sun
>>153989577or more likely rules for me different rules for thee.
>>153989323mick and sperg
how the fuck is daicos snr still seething about this no one even remembers who wins bnfs outside of mega footy autists
>>153989614ralphy is a complete and utter fuckhead
>>153988501
>>153989614slow news week
>>153988501because our corrupt politicians sell all our recourses for a quick buck and then we buy back our own product at a higher rate and lower quality we should be the richest nation on earth really
>>153989614>>153989618They've gotta write about something and there's not much in the barrel
DDF (daicos defence force) are out in force this arvo
back from work
currently shitting
>>153989643good assortment of pipe today, you whore?
cheatlong subhumans when their scum players and coaching staff get away with rape, get away with roids and having stephen dank work for them, and get away with cheating the cap with a fine slightly worse than ken hinkley doing an aeroplane at ginnivan, yet they still nearly lose by 70+ in a grand final
>>153989647i wish
>>153989651haha just fucking with ya haha
Tradie at the shops with his hot sexy gf. gf was in a thin, totally see through, white outfit everyone could see her red bra and knickers. Tradie kept running his big hand over her bum cheek in line at the checkout
>>153989666You might enjoy the game "Encode Encore"
I wish I was a tradie but I'm too effeminate. I'd get bullied off of the job site
Catters customer here, enjoying the seethe at the team's existence, stay mad lol
Tradies are a pack of dead set fuckin retards lmao
>>153989666Nice LARP dickhead retard tradie, probably saw some hotshot officeGOD and started fantasizing
Tradies built Australia and I'm tired of pretending otherwiseThere should be a whole week off to celebrate tradies. officecucks would still have to go to work though kek
>>153989677*be's mogging your shit cheating team*
got a mate who reckons he's been to geelong
>>153989703>be pissbin>be 16th on the ladder without a wineven west coast have won a game. I'm embarrassed for you
>>153989706it's round three shatsfag, and you lost by 60 to cold toast. all that cap cheating and you still suck kek
>>153989719if the sunnyboys beat us by 60 then you faggots are going down by 90. your era is DONE. you aren't the big dog in the afl anymore. you aren't even the big dog in qld
>>153989726nothing but cope from a pathetic cheating team, protected by a media class of catfags. the israel of the afl. except unlike israel you are easily defeatable, hence why you have only won a single flag in the last ten years kek
I am so fucking happy right now
banefags will be roping en masse when they realise they have been surpassed by snus, swasn and even the useless fucken fullwogs. welcome back 16k crowds at the gabba kek
Are newcastle or woolonggong nrl fans as obnoxious as geelong afl suppoorters?
banesperg is a genuine spastic kek
they lost like 5 in a row in 2024 you dumb faggots kek, you will be the ones roping when they 3peat
>>153989623meant for>>153989736
>>153989754many are saying this
>>153989752aside from being dumb as bricks, nrlfags aren't annoying because they basically don't exist and their fanbases are miniscule. the broncos have the highest membership in the nrl at like 40k, meanwhile gws has 37k member and is the 2nd lowest in the afl. so no, newcastle fans are not nearly as obnoxious as geelong fags. the knights also don't have a history of cap cheating.
>getting worked up over "le footy"
>>153989752I live in Newcastle and the Nrl fans here aren’t too bad because the knights are continuously dogshit so they have no hope
>>153989770how does one become an afl fan in newcastle loli have been there and actually liked it a lot, would honestly think about living there but i'd like to be able to go to the footy (not nrlel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG5La6k6eTIdel is fucking goated
>>153989770>continuously dogshit so they have no hopeok we will need to go to work ot these cats customers. start turfing out all the geelong aligned cunts in afl house, open up their books, actually hit them with fines and draft and recruiting penalties. that should send them into the abyss for the next decade and correct their supporters attitudes
>>153989778Had mates who played through high school, ended up going to play with them. The comp here used to be okay but hadn’t been the same since COVID desu, it’s horrible now
>>153989778>how does one become an afl fan in newcastle lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television
nick daicos was earmarked to go to tassie very early onall of the drama not winning bnfs, dad seething is all manufactured to make it more palatable for everyone
>>153989785crisp
>>153989793really funny dicknose
mcg is basically brisbanes home ground nowgood luck stopping them
bane could start 1-4 and I still wouldn't be worried
>>153989800crazy how people lap up early season win stats like it means anythinglook at goldcoasts rigged fixture to try and get them momentumthen all the spastics do a surprised face when they die in the arse second half of the season
>>153989800They aren’t winning 4 finals in a row again dickhead
>you are paying your players more money than what they are worth >NOOOOOOOOOOOO you cant say that!!!!!!do rosscucks really?
had KFC soon I will shit
>>153989814based mabior
>>153989808If they believe they can, I believe they will.
>>153989803look at geelongs rigged fixture at the end to ensure they get into finals kekthis year it might not work though, even the iggs are going to be a threat to the too old and too slow jokes known as the cheatlong shats
just had a business ideafoxfooty takes in calls from fans after the game and kingy sets them straight
i want a asian prostitute to piss on me
>>153989808what do you mean?they only won 3 finals in a row last year
another absolute dogshit weekend of footywho is doing this?
boy am i glad to have my iggers match starting at 9:30amthanks afl you FUCKHEADS
>>153989828norf vs dosn finna be a certified hood classic
>>153989831it wont even be closeyes essendon are that bad
>>153989833norf haven't beaten dosn since 2016
>>153989828
>>153989835how the fuck is that relevant?
>>153989842It's as about as relevant as my dick being in your mums vagine last night.
>>153989842t. pastresultsarenotanindicatoroffutureperformancelet
shes fucking crushed me again
>>153989858based cbt client iykwim haha
kylie's grand final show at half time when the suns gone down and it's night and all the lights take over will be very good
is this oil shortage situation even real?
>>153989867no but steven petroleum distillate iykwim haha
running out a fuel would be the best thing to happen to this country in a long timeall the uber drivers would be forced to go back
>>153989867It wouldn't be relevant if we were allowed to drill the vast natural oil reserves we have but we are in managed decline.
>>153989867Biodiesel (Vegetable Oil)
>>153989867Ploy to get used to buy electric
>>153989884
North wont beat EssendonNorth are fucking useless
>Conservative combined estimate of Australia's natural oil reserve (excluding shale):>~3.1 billion barrels of untapped conventional oil (contingent + undiscovered)but we need ev cars now and hybrids
never met a real man who drove a tesla, but have only seen low test cucks or indians doing so.
>>153989888Idonbilivit but I saw an unsubstantiated post about electric car sales going up and it made me go hmm
>>153989828What's your idea of a good weekend of footy then, champ? Go on, let's hear it.
thread is full of wankers tonight
>>153989908not bothering i can tell by your attitude you will pick apart anything i say
>>153989904yeah actually i would too now that i put some actual thought into ot
im gonna wank all night
>>153989912you’re a fucking pathetic dickhead
>>153987755>she will never piss in your mouthFUCK THE WORLD
>>153989888>>153989912It's about removing autonomy of the plebs. So they can't just get in the car and drive to the other side of the country if they so wish. It's part of the beast system to create a global panopticon. No more freedom of movement.
>>153989927meant for >>153989915
>>153989891no but perth may
>>153989891based loom predictor
im a disgusting perverted creep
>>153989949hi scoops
>>153989949Trip on Micksperg
Fuck any Essendon flog supporter.
>>153989971essendon is a sovlfvl club and the best prictorian team
>>153989867In 2000 we imported 10% of our oil needs, and we supplied the rest ourselvesIn 2026 our remaining infrastructure could supply 30% of our needs, but we import over 90% of our oil.
>tradies with big yank tanks
>>153989971
>>153989927It's actually a ploy by BHP and co to kill independent service stations
>>153989976You’re mad because we mog you
Buy a pushbike before the price inflates
>>153989976I saw some old fuckhead in a ford f250 yesterday, called him a wanker in front of his wife, you could tell she got horny as fuck for me and he sulked off
>>153990006and how did you feel afterwards
>yeah nah love ill take your i30 to site today
lately i've been drinking coffee late at night then wanking off all nighrt
I’m sick of our culture being appropriated by the wider internet
fingering my bum
>>153990042buy a dildo faggot
>>153990036based white man
>>153990044why?
>>153989911nah that's you
>>153990036gimme an example i don't understand what you mean
How many people have been range banned?
>>153990054Some fuckhead Britcuck comes in offering his opinion thinking anyone, let alone me, gives a fuck? I know it’s morning over there mate, but fucking wake up to yourself cunt or I’ll have to come over there and put you to sleep you chav
got optus mobile network range banned during the great janny spergout
Will you blokes watch the footy this weekend or nah?
anyone had that new pepsi max flavour sloppa
gone through the entire xhamster library
>>153990068No because it's not f2a
>>153990068going to fred tiges unless it gets flooded out due to some cyclone which it apparently might
>>153990074bbc or algo
>>153990068nope
yfo
you fucking dumb cunt spastic gutless maggot shitstain fuckwits deadset deserve to be raped
settle petal
feeling sleepy but neighbours are too late to sleep yet
>>153990109meant too loudcan you tell i'm tired haha
>>153990109are they brown?
>>153990114nah they're white
garn flog my bumhole and then sleep
what are the odds the gayposter and mickhead are the same person
https://youtu.be/Oofx4Mt7V0U
Boys, boys, boys!
>>153990139corrrrr
>>153987741>>153987810>>153987956>>153988247>hates tradies>literally larps as the quintessential White aussie tradie in speech and attitudewe all know you ragewank in the quieter aisles of bunnings when you're feeling brave, otherwise shoot your ahot into kfc moist towlettes in your mums car surrounded by empty food wrappers.you need to accept that tradies are valued in society. and you are very likely not. maybe your organs when you die.
max goy's 250th this week
mum's decided to shop at iga from now on (no longer coles)
"Former AFL player Leigh Ryswyk has come out as gay during an interview with GayFL on Australia’s LGBTQIA+ broadcaster, JOY 94.9.Ryswyk played one game for the Brisbane Lions, before playing 226 games for North Adelaide in the SANFL and being inducted into the Queensland Football Hall of Fame. He is now the first male AFL player, past or present, to come out as gay. Former AFL player Mitch Brown came out as bisexual in late 2025, becoming the league’s first openly bisexual past or present player."
>1 gamereally stretching it, wait for news.com.au to call him "AFL GREAT" or something
How could a man not be attracted to women? I get if you like some men, or even fuck them or suck the occasional cock, that's fine, everyone does that, but to not be attracted to girls at all makes no sense
>>153990248>suck the occasional cock, that's fine, everyone does that,>everyone does thatSomething you want to tell us, mate
You guys really need to raise the bar of your posts if you want talented posters like me to contribute.
>>153990178shut up fuckfeatures i have nothing against tradies, i am just calling a spade a spade. bailey sniff is a gutless flog, an overrated wank, and the bulldogs are better now that he isn't on their list and they are closer to a flag than the weak as piss cokehead paedo maggot
please call me crisp
fuck off cock nozzle
Being this mad at a footy player that has no bearing on your happiness is sad and also feminine.
>>153990314you're the poofter in love with this maggot cokehead, don't imply anyone else is feminine you spastic deadshit
you have to be an igg to be crisp and you can't even be an igg anymore the books are closed you have to chose another club.
should WA build a bigger stadium for the iggs
Having uncontrolled rage instead of being stoic is also a feminine/childish thing but you keep on with your little temper tantrum.
>>153990322Classic labor government move to cheap out on capacity at 60k.
>everything i don't like is feminine just admit you're a poofter catsperg
'Books are closed' my ass
>ARRRRHHHH I CAN'T CONTROL MY EMOTIONS AND SHOUT AND YELL AND CURSE RAHHHH I'M A REAL MANS MAN!!!!
>no-no words make my earies hurt!not beating the poof allegations champ
>>153990368Like looking in a mirror?
>>153990376Are you blek
I can't think of a post
>>153990378;)
>>153990383hmu
crisp ebony-chasing homo
last for iggs
IT STARTED WITH A WHISKEEEEERRRRRRAND THAT WAS WHEN I LICKED HEEERRRR
I'm a deeply, deeply closeted self hating gay man
>>153990485I'm two of those things
lol
>>153990322>>153990325it's designed to have additional rows added on to the current top tier. extra 10,000 seats there. if they replaced the current wide seats with normal sized ones in they will raise it by a further 3-4,000from 61,000 to 75,000 without major reconstruction needed. there will still be potential for even more if they removed the scoreboards and have one huge video cube hanging over the middle of the field or hang them from the roof edge like at the new bane stadium but that might require major works
Any man in
>>153992504reckon they shouldiggs have a lot of members
good morning alf
Dil and co sucking all the tradition and sovl out of the game
Sheffield shield today lads
Would love a big titty redhead norf gf to suck all of the cum out of my willy
Woke up that horny this morning, got the day off, any boys around who also woke up stiff and want to do something about it?
Like sexually?
>>153992913morning sunshine. footy today.
>>153993406Yes :3 (quote me next time pls)
>>153993388carn the bushrangers
alf got a token bbc
>>153993388Why would they play it during footy season
>>153993444they give time to bbl after the summer test season so shield got pushed out
>>153993406Why did you run off bitch? Get me all worked up and hard and then ghost me?
in absolute agony on the shitter, lads
>>153993509crisp officeanon's colleague
gay sport
>>153993559Mitch Brown losing his mind right now, his only crumb of relevance is gone
>>153993596this new poof isn't even bi, he's full blown homo. brown = fag mogged
>>153993559Literally who?
>>153993176FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>153993559>only played 1 game at AFL level before being delistedWhy can't gays play our sport?
adelaide finna get gaped wider than leigh ryswyk's asshole tonight
>Brisbane Lions are the first gay teamseems about right
darcy moore and his mighty fagpies breathe a sigh of relief at wet on wellingtontheir secret remains safe
>>153993706there'll be a crying lyon after the lions are finished with the aints
more like return of the gay pride
>>153993662this. until a 200 gamer comes out as gay it doesn't count
>Chris Faggan>Lachie Kneels for Cock>Eric Lickwood >Charlie Cameinmen>Gayne Zorko >Cam Gayner>Harris Transdrews
>brisbane bearshmm
gmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfo1tWiL53g
>>153993772KEK
>>153993754Hao Ling
Thread reeks of insecure little boys
>>153993711Piss off dickhead, you’re too fucking obsessed cunt, you’re such a fucking loser faggot cunt, you seriously think and post about the Pies nonstop you pathetic faggot
>>153993803is your pedo-sense tingling, banefag?
I’d smack my bitch up if she posted what Toby pinks wife posted online
What do you guys think of those little mg cars
>>153993859What did she post?
>>153993939How good is Billy Idol
>Will Arsecock>Noah Analsworth>Zac Gayley>Jarrod Merry>Sam DickRaper>Josh Spunkley>Ty Gallop Pole>Ryan MoLester>Darcy Willmount
>>153994001Ummmm elite posting?!?!? Take my updoot sir *salutes you and kisses your feet* there’s more where that came from *winks and motions toward my groin so you know I mean my cock*
>>153993696Oddly enough, I know a gay guy who played for Brisbane in the late 90s along with a few other clubs.
>>153994139Nathan Buckley?
>>153994145More like Gayman Fuckley lol
>>153994074crisp bane customer
>>153994163HOWLING
TOUCHING PEENTOUCHING POOSWEET CUM OF MINEBUM BUM BUMGAY TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOODI'VE BEEN CREAMPIEDBY STRANGERS WITH HARD WOOD
>>153993810cry about it champ
Good morning alf Footo tonight
>>153994310Miserable fuckhead, would love to demolish your jaw “champ”.
>>153994348not keen on itwith Adelaide's outs its probably going to be a boring slaughter so probably won't be watching unless it stays close
>>153994367On the contrary, Geelong have fallen off a fair bit and crows are going to have an underdog mentality. I expect a close game actually.
>geelong have fallen off a fair bitproofs?
>>153994385The odds cratered with the adelaide outs and have Geelong as firm favourites tho
>>153989650kek i love this webmt. cattersman
About to watch 2009 gf
If camries win tonight, it will be historic. If cats win, I'm going to punch a boximg bag with chris scotts face on it.
Why is it so hard to read? Make me brain soreNot a tradie btw
>>153993559>FORMER Brisbane player and SANFL stalwart Leigh Ryswyk has revealed publicly that he is gay.>Ryswyk played one game for the Lions in 2005 after being drafted as a rookie out of Southport.>He was delisted by the Lions at the end of that season and went on to enjoy a long career in the SANFL, playing 226 games for North Adelaide, including a reserves premiership in 2018.>Ryswyk follows in the footsteps of former West Coast defender Mitch Brown, who revealed last year that he is bisexual. Brown was the first male to play at AFL level to publicly reveal that he is gay or bisexual.>In an interview with the GayFL show on LGBTQIA+ broadcaster JOY 94.9, Ryswyk said he'd been open about his sexuality to those close to him for some time.One step closer for a real AFL player to step out of the closet
>>153994776Go doctor
>>153994857Why? Am i tarded?
>>153994764*autistic screeching*
>>153994904Lmao
Twilight grand final confirmed
Happen to know someone who does a bit of work for the Eagles (not revealing what because it may make it obvious), the club is a shit hole culturally, lot of the older players don't really give a shit anymore (Kelly was mentioned but last year could have told you he doesn't care anymore), players know that Harley has all the tools to be a star but they're sick of his antics on the field, has apparently been pulled aside a couple of times but obviously hasn't deterred him much.Take that for what you will.
>>153995129Not gonna lie, I don't give a fuck
>>153995129Is your source Oscar Allen?
>>153995102FUCK DILI FUCKING HATE DILRAPING OUR GREAT GAME
>MCG Handegg game is on 9/11
>>153995129thanks hodgey good insight as always
>>153995248
I still play AFL Evo 2I just make my own custom characters and teams to keep things inteterestingIt still has better gameplay than AFL 23 or 26
Brisbane lions have made a social media post in support of Leigh
>>153994764
>>153995408The social media girl who runs the bane one is hot as fuck and has massive tits
>>153993696>>153993706>>153993735>>153993754>>153993772>>153993939>>153994001>>153994139>>153994286meant for >>153995408
>>153995531post pics la
>>153995531Funny how no Brisbane Lions fans or players would agree with you.
>BREAKING: Rumour mill in overdrive as Collingwood hero Darcy Moore has been linked to a potential Lions trade
>>153995597Stfu honestly >_>
Starting to think Lachie Neale staged the affair so he could get back out there and find a husband
>>153995666yuck
>>153995628Identity politics is like a poison pill for leftist ideology. It is so nonsensical to outsiders it almost seems like it was invented maliciously in order to undermine legitimate leftist positions.I mean saying shit like "there's no safe way to watch a TV show" is just so outrageous it borders on satire.
Disgusting to see the continued puerile homophobia here>le gay people are ke badGreat edgy take m8
>>153995666I would have sex with her given the opportunity
>>153995672>t. Leigh Ryswyk
raping children is bad
>>153995682Sucks that as someone on the 'left' that I'm lumped in with these freaks. Just want greater wealth equality and green initiatives so that I can afford to watch AFL matches live into the future.
>>153995666Based satanic trips of lust
Ate a healthy bowl of chicken soup for lunch but ruined it with five bits of bread and butter
Had the usual 4 sushi rolls for lunch but that didnt satisfy so snuck over to subway for some terry chicken
>>153995795I just want to paint the lower house red
>>153995795Yes most leftist positions are actually very desirable for normal people but the academics get tangled up in so much bullshit it becomes completely unpalatable. I think malicious players force it on purpose to poison the well.
baking
>>153995906Good on ya mate
>>153995906based paul hollywood
>>153995771Cool it with the antisemitism
>>153995771NO MORE ISLAMOPHOBIA
>>153995700fuck up banefag
153996070NEW MATCH THREAD>>153996070>>153996070
>>153996082Fuck off dickhead way too early
>>153996082Pretty poor form, you can choose to be gay but no-one chooses to have a developmental disorder - this is the official /alf/ stance
>>153996082Fuckhead tradie dickhead
I wake up every day feeling terribly hungover when I haven't had a single drink
>>153996148pretty sure we all like the geelong downie tbph, downies are based
We are in here lads>>153996070>>153996070>>153996070
Even someone with down syndrome could post a new thread only when the last one has hit bump limit
>>153996224He’s a tradie, he’s definitely got Down syndrome
>>153996215neat will join at 500
>>153996321Come kiss me?
found out yesterday I'm related to someone who was related to Hitler
>>153996090>>153996156>>153996224sorry turdo/turdosbf, while i agree in theory you have forced my hand
>>153996354my brother in christ i live south of the murray we don't do that here
this genny is unironically a better place to discuss music than /mu/
>>153996467Parodoxically off-topic threads always have better discussion then the dedicated board.
just read the news>gayflkek
>>153996148we like downies to be visible in alf and treat them like anybody else
>>153996525/mu/ has just been utterly destroyed by kpop and western pop coomers, i made a thread about talking heads and it got 4 replies before dying, incredible. its not like the heads are obscure, fuck me dead
>>153996540strictly a north of the barassi line issue
>>153996551/mu/ is one of those boards that just randomly started becoming really shit a decade ago and keeps getting worse, even before the kpop invasion it turned into full shitposting but not in a fun way /fit/ is also pretty doomer these days
qrd on this cyclone hitting perth? will fred tigers be moved or nah? they could just move it to sunday right
>>153996558what about mitch brown who played for the iggs mate
/lit/ is a cesspit of circlejerking pseuds who thinks they're smart because they all have to agree about the same things
>>153996558>ryswyk: born in geelong>brown: born in ballarat
rain drop work stop, all the tradies garn home gym brothel or pub. youre here crying about your aids-infested fagclub u mad faggot? >inb4 fuck off tradie dickheadyeah u mad
>>153990198>>153994816Good. None of this bi/curious but actually married with kids nonsense. We finally have someone who takes the cock.
Let's kick goals together this year
>>153996620>left victoria>became gaymany such cases
/k/ is also a better place to discuss happenings but i didnt tell you that
>>153995666>mollydonahoe>Molly don a hoe>Male Gender symbol>Dave, Tems>RaindanceWhat does it all mean?
Tradies are like an alien race to me as a spergthey are like the turbo neurotypical. I have no understanding of the things that make them tick
>>153996634>1 game at the lions>become gay>move to south australia>suck all the cocks in relative peace and obscurity1 game is all it took.
>>153995666bpd thousand cock stare eyes
yeah just knockin down to bunnings to get a cupla doofus screws for me doonga unit misso been all over me bout the kiddies not avin enough tucker in the old lunchee boxees fuckin that's a few roots down the drain this weeko but ol daveo keeps me honest keeps me from messoging the girlies on insto fuark the weeko can't come soon enough
I don't think Brad Scott is the problem at Essendon.Am I retarded?
copping
>>153996703Nick Daicos mentioned
>>153995666corr would love to get reported for rough conduct with her iykwim haha
>spread those cheeks, got a spell to cast
>>153996687>yeah just knockin down to bunningwut
>>153996729Cast willy lubricata amirite
>>153996715bit old for you. no? she's clearly past school age
>>153996691(Former) Essendon is the problem at Essendon.They're the Ferrari (F1) of AFL, always talking about how they used to win and run the joint.
>>153996729>I was vaccuming naked, as you do and I tripped and fell onto my collection of Hawthorn bobbleheads which were on the floor and it was pure coincidence that this particular one penetrated my arsehole, Doctor.
>>153996750he's not me, retard
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0PA6k935ow
new tv arrives today
>>153996761This might make sense if people wrapped their figurines in a condom
>>153996661a good mate of mine is a sperg who was introduced to my friendship group about 10 years ago. he is an uber nerd and weighed under 60kg when we met. we're a bunch of tradie/nornies but are all smart and nerdy. he started as very reserved but he is now jacked af and joins in with the boistrous times easily. you would be hard pressed to know he is aspie at all these days. all of that is to say being around good people can help bring you out of your shell, if you are so inclined.
>>153996771congratulations, hope she's a beauty
>>153996771What is it
>>153996816tcl
>>153996816Sanyo 30 inches full HD
>>153996816Kogan 40" LED Full HD Smart AI Google TV
>>153996809>>153996816https://www.jbhifi.com.au/products/samsung-75-q7f-qled-4k-smart-tv-2025got it as part of a phone contract renewal
>>153996845Looks nice, bit big for my tastes though
>>153996845a samsung 75 inch for that price? Thats actually a really good deal. my 75 inch kogan tv is a piece of shit. Unfortunately I dont have $1500 to blow on a tv right now even though its a good price.
I've been really enjoying the Iran warit's quite exciting
>>153996857i like em big and black iykwim
why is my ISP still range banned sitewide? What did you cunts do?
>>153996857it was supposed to be the 65" but no stock so offered this or wait till end of April. currently have a 55" so idk if I'll keep this or sell it. it seems like itll be too big for the loungeroom.
I have crippling undiagnosed adhd
big tvs hurt my eyes
wifey is in labour with our first bub lads
>>153996880Name him daicos
>>153996880who is the father?
>>153996893might do that because we're having a little girl
>>153996878do you find sparkling mineral water hurts your tongue too?>>153996880t.
>>153996895settle down sam
Haven't felt properly for a couple of days. I hope I come good.
>>153996880grats mateim a few months behind youenjoy
>>153996912thanks champ, hope yours goes well
>bringing new life into this hell realmlollmao even
>>153996922>not wanting more White babiestrip on shlomo
>>153996922I look forward to your death.
>>153996931we'll all be dead in 10 years
God I love wanking my penis
>>153996944based, i love wanking your penis too
>>153996919thanks fellakeep us updated if you feel like it
>>153996653crisp schizo
Thank god it's friday
who's pumped for the fucking FOOTY
>coaching norf or essendon makes one suicidalkek
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZvtTBX3gM
>we are going to le die anywayMidwit philosophical platitude
>>153996948this anti-indian attitude is most concerning sar most concerning and hateful. whilst we indians LOVE our HUGE FAT BROWN COCKS not all indians like to do the wanking of other persons cocks.
>>153997002Wait fuck it's thursdayNOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153997023GOTTEM
>>153997018he's busy coaching essendon, leave him alone.
>farrow to debutnorf on pooicide watch
>>153996936not you mate. you are destined to coach essendon for all eternity in hell.
>>153997036sui watch is busy watching brisbane and your coach
>>153997023my condolences
Will dosn keep the streak alive?Watch on primetime Saturday night!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6bc77s1WQ
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSoiTJWqpQ
which is funnier norf or bummers winning?
just gave sportsbet ten bucks in hope of getting four hundred and seventy back
>>153997109a draw where the game is as bad quality as norf v iggs last year
>>153997119what's the 'ti lad?
>>153997109norf winning because eshitting deserve to suffer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S9PIF2Acjhw
>>153997109dunnofeels like north/carlton/dosn are all on the same tier of everyone is laughing at them
>>153997123secret sssssh
What will the bottom 4 look like after this round?
>another poort injuryJUST
Can we get a Christ is king new?
>>153996729if he wore a white hat he would be the grand wizard iykwim haha
>>153997163richmond will jump bane
MIGRATE (unless you're indian and want to come to aus)>>153996070
we arent even at bump limit yet turdbo
last for the powah
