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>>153991761No celebration
>>153991761Zesty
>Run to the corner>Get on my knees>Team mate who assisted my goal comes>I pull down his pants and underwear>Start jacking him off>He blows on my face>I wipe cum and lick it off my fingers>I give thanks to the fans and kiss the club logo
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>>153992695ofc the darkie argie doesn't understand white culture
>>153991761isn;t that from some street fighter 6 guy?
>>153991761Anime reference. First would be Hare Hare Yukai dance.
soccer players are so fucking gay
I'd shit in my hand and throw it into the crowd
>>153991761like this
>>153992507>>153992892woah, so wacky! xD
>>153992944Plot twist: it's my shit coated prosthetic hand going into the crowdSigned by myself, with my own poop.Yeah, I'm based.
>>153991761I always liked Daniel Sturridge's celebration
this but twice as long
>remove shirt>get a yellow card>rub the refs bald head
>>153992507>and kiss the club logogay
I'd probably react in the future by way I know how to react to football
>>153992695its just one guy who always spams gay and troon shit and also spends days complaining about the referees every time barca drop points. it is not indicative of our country
>>153993268Apologies for the terrible syntax, was just teaching my wife a lesson.
at least 16 mins of this, fighting off my teammates as they try and get me to take up position for kick-off and continuing when they restart the game without me
Dancing is for faggots.
>>153993178He dances better than me>>153993447>t. got asked out by a girl to dance in prom and refused
I look to the opposing GK and say thank you
i gesture to the kitman to throw me some steveweisers and then i run to all four corners in turn to give a hell yeah to the stands
>>153991761KEKthis is the gayest shit ever
>>153992507just returning the favor, nothing gay about that
>>153993178still better than Lewandowski
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>>153993929you can't just copy vini's
>>153993447I like the way you move, boy
>>153991945Based. Postmen don't do a gay dance whenever they put a letter through the box
>>153992507Based Landon Donovan
Praise my lord satan
>>153992507
>>153993178based
>run to the corner>squat>forcibly shit myself (without removing short to avoid getting yellow carded)>wink at the nearest camera and hold a finger up to my mouth>jog back into position ready for the restart
>>153992507>t. arsenal player
>>153992892t. Ismaila Sarr>>153995279t. Pape Matar Sarr
>>153992507Most heterosexual Pole be like.
>>153991761i'd do a spine tingling haka
>>153991783men used to be a lot gayer and hotter
>>153991761I would do the gangum style
>>153991761being white and watching soccer is a humiliation ritual
>>153993342impeccable squat form by Joe
>>153992507This is the reality for soccer faggots. As gay as figure skating or diving
>>153993929Baila Vini
I hit the Perfect Order
Bump
I think this is the video of my favourite ever goal celebration. I would copy this, unless you see another post in exactly one minute telling you I uploaded the wrong one.
>>153991783
only teenagers like signature celebrations I guess
>>153999810bet you don't have an idle animation either kwab
>>153997630This or the Smooth Criminal lean. With cleats, you might be able to get a good angle with the lean.>>153999780Oh that is a good one.
>>153993423This, out of solidarity with Palestine.
>>153991761>sprint to wherever the photographers are>???>finish it with a >>153993423 >tell the press it's a virtual high five for all the greats who came before me
this or a WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
