You can’t go home again editionNRL>GAME 1Manly Sea-Eagles v Sydney Roosters8:00pm AEDST on Fox, Kayo and Ch94 Pines Park2.68-1.47>4 Pines Park is the venue for a Thursday evening clash as the Manly Sea Eagles host the Sydney Roosters in the fifth annual Gotcha4Life Cup. The Sea Eagles return from a Round 3 bye needing a defensive recalibration after a demoralising 16-36 loss to the Newcastle Knights in Round 2. Surrendering leads has been a recurring issue. The Roosters are reeling after a 4-40 demolition at the hands of the Penrith Panthers in Round 3. Their edge defence was exposed repeatedly, prompting coach Trent Robinson to demand greater line speed and communication from his backline. Manly have kept the same starting line-up that lost to the Knights. The Roosters receive a boost with centre Billy Smith returning from a non-football injury to stabilise the edge. All eyes will be on Daly Cherry-Evans who returns to his old haunt for the first time since his switch in the off-season. In their last NRL meeting, the Roosters secured a 20-4 victory. Historically, Manly has won 42 of 59 encounters at 4 Pines Park, but the Roosters hold the momentum with a current three-game winning streak against the Sea Eagles. Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.90Sea-Eagles 13+ 7.25Roosters 1-12 2.90Roosters 13+ 2.45Sea-Eagles +7.5 1.90 Roosters -7.5 1.90
First for Tiff
>>153992062this is the real Sydney derby match
morning ausbros
Melbourne NFL date has been set: this September 11th at the MCG.Tickets sales: April 8th.https://www.mcg.org.au/news/2026/march/nfl-confirms-date-for-2026-melbourne-game
>>153992836are tickets going to be like $400
>>153992878Starts at $95 for standing, $140 for a seathttps://discover.ticketmaster.com.au/sport/the-nfl-is-coming-to-melbourne-friday-11-september-2026-21665
>standingwut
>MCG>Standing
Are the 49ers and Rams any good? Or are they the equivalent of sending the Dragons and Knights to Vegas?
>>153993273Both made the playoffs last year and the Rams made the NFC Chsmpionship, equivalent of our Preliminary Final
>>153992878>$400
>>153992512GOOD MORNING
PoostersEZPZ
I want both teams to lose
my vow to never tip womanly still holds strong so the poosters must win tonight
how many will the warriors win by this week
>>15399649367
>>153996450>doubting the "DCE was the problem" script
Roosters bus has broken down in Manly. Tip accordingly.
DCE has pulled a hammy walking to the ground
>>153996867>pulled
neither of the novak posts in this thread make any senseI think that novakseethe pic broke him
A woman from my past contacted me on Instagram yesterday and I was shitting bricks because I thought she was finally going to get her revenge on me but it turns out she just wants to cheat on her husband with me so I was pleasantly surprised
>>153996940Don't do it big bro
>>153996934cheap chinese knock offs m8
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-26/nrl-set-restart-six-again-rule-penalties-vlandys/106497462Interesting article>North Queensland coach Todd Payten inadvertently lifted the lid on this one. He was so frustrated by the restarts that drowned his team at Leichhardt Oval in round two that he reached out to the NRL for clarification and was told that referees were being instructed to blow more of them early in games to establish authority.>That's certainly been borne out in the numbers: take the Storm–Broncos game on Friday night, for example.>In the first half there were 13 set restarts and in the second stanza there was just three, with none being awarded over the final 30 minutes of the match.>It was a similar story across the whole weekend — for the second round in a row, just one of the eight matches played had more set restarts in the second half than the first. The Eels–Dragons match had seven before half-time and none afterwards.>Such disparity essentially turns each half of the game into two different sports, placing referees in an impossible position and fans in a hellish one.>What was deemed worthy of punishment in the first half does not seem to matter as much in the second.Messed up stuff
>>153997040THATS FUCKED why are they trying to kill the game
>>153997040IM GONNA RAGE
>>153996934
The Broncos want to BUY Suncorp Stadium
They should buy the new Olympics stadium instead
It's round so it's shit
Private stadium ownership is temperature IQ, cant lobby the government to spend tax money on upgrades and new builds
>>153992062This is a kino match of footy at pines park aswell (Moore park wouldn’t have as good vibes)
>>153997091but thats poophins home ground!
ok family I hope your week is going good so far, its that time again so don't forget to do your tippies and last minute changes to your peems and as always enjoy your footy xoxo
It's raining lads
inevitable lightning delay incoming
kek the stadium doesnt have power
Live in Manly, this is one of the most intense storms I can remember, not sure they play.
>>153992836>9/11what did they mean by this?
>>153997516They should have sent the Jets
>>153997492
They're not going to cancel the game are they? What will I do tonight?
Things that will happen in tonight's game:Jake is going to absolutely fucking heem DCE for betraying him and get himself HIA in the process.Turbo is going to do his hamstring.Sam Walker will setup the winning try.Roosters by 4.
they keep saying "we'll try get the lights back on asap" but they actually have no control over a power outage?
>>153997564Tedesco?
livestream of Manly weather here. Not sure if the streams glitching or their is just constant lighting flashes going off.https://www.swellnet.com/surfcams/manly
with over an hour till kick off, we're probably going to see footy tonight
>>153997574him or that mark guy who i cant say the surname.
>>153997575that's what lightning looks like on rollling shutter cmosd cameras m8>t.weather-knower
>>153997575>livestream of Manly weather here
>>153997586go on...
More like BAD Day hill lmao
Danny Weidler 25 mins ago
>>153997600I just think Roosters are under a ton of pressure to have a good game and also DCE will be out to prove a point. If the Roosters get on top at all with DCE even playing slightly well it will deflate the entire Manly crowd and team. Especially after what Brooks put out last week, if hes doing that again while DCE is playing well, Manly will just fall apart.
The storm's eased up lads, though still expect the ground to be sodden
The weather I'm Sydney lately is just autistic. Will absolutely pour down for like 20 minutes and just be hot for the rest of the day
The Manly end of Bondi looking apocalyptic.
what peem is better in the wet
>>153997492>whose that figure in the darkness?
>>153997710looks like we are about to find outGAME TO GO AHEADDespite fears that the match may have been postponed, the match between the Manly Sea Eagles and Sydney Roosters will go ahead this evening.The only thing that won't be available will be the big screen for fans at the venue.
>>153997644lucky for Chez he has a rain coat
>>153997722BASED
>fans at the venue
>>153997731
the poosterDCE is truly one the most cursed images ever created
The one with the most players with webbed feet
>>153997721>double spacesB-b-b-b-but I like tidy formatting
>>153997747truth nuke
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aWMFBbSpMY&list=RD-aWMFBbSpMY&start_radio=1
>>153997757https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
>cronk matching up fullbacks again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w
>>153997770This made me realize ive never seen a music video for this song ever and im not even sure if thats the actual one or a piss take.
GOAT rain song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuSCiJofGhk&list=RDWuSCiJofGhk&start_radio=1
It stopped raining stop s.o.y facing please
>>153997710the eels
Field looks like it drained fairly well, don’t see puddles but it’s sodden and might tear up
>>153997770geri halliwell did it better
Because rainy footy is kinohttps://youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4>>153997794this
Rainy footy is only kino when it starts out dry then starts raining
they should hire me I'd dry up the field so quick
>>153997809Based retard
>>153997809Yeah, nah
What's everybody drinking tonight? Pic related.
missus says manly 13+
>>153997826Based Tim Williams
>>153997832Bet she looks like a toad
>>153997826Water. Will make tea later
>>153997839None of your concern though is it
>>153997839lol
>>153997832it's monsoon footy. anything can happen 2bh. i pity anyone with tonights match in their donation.
>he didn’t deny it
>>153997832Paying $7.25, how reliable has she been in the past with these predictions?
>>153997852She just tips whichever team she likes more and she hates the roosters and likes manly, Jake is her favourite player
>>153997841Tea of choice? I just wanted a couple of cold beers after a big workout tbqh.
does she think trells a fat grub?
>>153997868No
not sure i can trust her punts then
fatrell is a grub cunt and its poosters 50+
>>153997867Twinings Assam Bold. Used to like Twinings Lapsang Souchong but they stopped making it. But at night I have Rooibos tea so it doesn’t keep me up. Nothing wrong with a few beers
>>153997894>Twinings Lapsang Souchong but they stopped making it.the fuuuuuck? That tea was goated.
>>153992435Can someone make one of these DCE pics wearing Jakes bubble helmet
>little brother they fucking wish
YOUR NOT ALEXANDER THE GREAT
Just put my tips in lads
FUCK WOMANLYUP THE POOSTERS
Dan Ginnane commentating on a Thursday how good.
$300 to fill up the Ranger today lads.
crowds pretty good all considered
Roosters only have respectful coconut coons from Fiji
No fucking way
>tipped poosters
lol
poosters bros...
First leg of the multi sorted, 3 to go
GO MANLY
hahaahahaha
umm.. poosterbros?
lol that was so rigged betting companies have us by their little finger
reminder the poo curse won’t apply in this game
THAT CUNT IS DEAD
>>153997957surely if you gotta wear some shit like this to stop you getting eternally heemed you shouldnt be playing
will have to be an actual butcher now desu
>>153997894I tried Rooiboos for the same reason. Found them utterly tasteless personally.
>butcher gets butchered
NOT worried. Poosters got this. 8/8 still incoming.
brooksy
kek @ Puke Crooks
Please visit and pay your respects, lads.
>just brooks things
anyone said that the grounds quite sodden yet?
Any webm of the try?
>>153997987what’s happened to ‘uddersfiled lad?
Are you all on a 60 second delay?
>>153997990looks pretty sober to me
Oh they HATE dce
disgusting to see Chez get booed desu
Reminder Cucky Smith is scared of Big Sam.
NEED a DCE try tonight just for the SEEEETHE >>153998005yeah for all he did for the club bunch of little estrogenic bitches
I love this manly crowd
i'm on kayo so sorry if i'm a little behind
PENALTY TRY >PENALTY TRYPENALTY TRY >PENALTY TRYPENALTY TRY >PENALTY TRY
EIGHT POINT TRY
BAWKBACK
COMEBACK
penalty 8 point take the poo 10 point try
2 down, 2 to go
thoughts on the booing nightie?
>DCE'S A DOGGG!
How much fucking gear has mark done he has the face of a 40 year old
FOR THE LAST TIME A POTENTIAL 8 POINT TRY IS NOT A PENALTY TRY YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
Got dumped by the Catalan girl, lads.
kek you hear that patron call DCE a whore
>>1539979806/8. Maybe 7/8. Much better
>>153998032
hell hath no fury like a Pooly fan scorned
>>153997994They've been shit for years, but I'm a Hull fan anyway
>>153998032not much difference to me
>>153998032Dear diary, today I fell in love with anon. They are my everything
kek nice head gear ya spastic
POOPHINS SIGN THAT MAN
>took captain off nehgaseeiiwasii
>>153998045that’s sad to hear m8 I hope they come good m8
>>153998038Get your head checked. This a guaranteed 8/8
I rate this from the Manly fans
>cherry's a wanker
>CHERRY’S A WANKER >CHERRY’S A WANKER kek
>>153997980>picking 0 underdogsdeserve to be made into a wallpaper tbqh
>>153998073until they start throwing coins their still shitcunts
crowd noise sent to the shadow realm
If DCE booed back at the crowd he’d be D Seethe E
>>153998087sorry pls think of the sponsors
Manly’s forward pack outside of Paseka is grade A doooooooogshit
>>153998079I don't care who's an underdog. I pick who I think will win. This week just happens to align with all the favs.
Cherry Booey-Evans
>>153998099>disrespecting an origin winning captain
womanly sissies...
>>153998103kek
dropped it
Are these fucken retarded dickhead manly fans gonna boooooo ALL night at DCE....
>>153998103his first name isnt cherry cuntmuch better would be>Dale Jeery-Evans
>This week just happens to align with all the favs
>>153998110huh?
>>153998120once DCE scores one they'll all leave and have a sook
>>153998115>try confirmed
>>153998134Based 9later customer
starting to think that fella who said rainball is only good when its dry and then rains mid-game might be right
reminder that Hopoate killed a guy
>>153998139Poo south whales fan spotted
>>153998141yeah cause the players are all using slicks and its a rush to the pits
>>153998129Jurbo captained us to victory in the 2024 Origin series
Holy based coke dealer
>tipped womanly
womanly were held out of the poosters half the entire game UNTIL they got a handy six again
SAVE ME BUNKER
>>153998150KEK forgot that nigga played 10mins over 3 games for us
obvious push in the back
>>153998121See, it's not 'much better' is it. Your construction rings flat. Cherry is the iconic part.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THATCUNT HAS TO GET TO THE BALL IF HE IS TO COMPETE
>>153998160Jurbo’s forgotten too kek
>>153998163This is NOT afl gang
*frothing at the mouth*>DCE'S OFFSIDE DCE OFFSIDEKEK the seething is out of control
>>153998166Jeery Cherry-Jeervans
>>153998175Ya mum is offside
Jurbo m8 you might want to do up the strap
CURSED HEADGEAR
lindsay collins might be the ugliest mug in the comp
good player and a hot missus he wins
LEAVE CHERRY ALONE
fark thats some footwork
holy shit
>both womanly tries have been single effort meme tries
they're not going to win relying on individual brilliance and meme magic
>GUESS WHAT?>MANLY HATES YOU TOO! quite meta really kek
Slippy T bros we are so back
>>153998225Why do they hate U2?
fogartys goal kicking technique is fucking terriblelooks like a front rower trying to kick
>>153998228Not until he's flashing dat crack once moar
He hasn't forgiven them for that time Apple forced their songs into everyone's iTunes account
for me its metoo
poosters can NOT wait till half time me thinks
Is DCE one of the Trbojevic brothers?
>>153998225>>153998231https://youtu.be/M_inofNi2uc?t=64
NO MORE DEAD TWINKS
A TRY ON DAYBOO
BYD has cursed the Poosters desu
no fucking way that went backwards
>>153998282poophins home ground advantage
>>153998282
half time wank looms
do we really need the late show with matty johns every night?
Based whistling ad
>>153998291
>>153998328https://youtu.be/hKu0TVlumcc
how come the bulldogs mascot gets a gig in that based whistling ad???
>>153998335Because he accepted being trans
>>153998335
>>153998305nice udderswould pork her down mighty good
>>153998346
CAM ON POOSTERS
>>153998346>udders
Got a white lump on my penis lads. Too embarrassed to get it checked out by a doc.... RIP me. Will be lucky to see out the year, penile cancer.
when?
Billy Smith injured? Imagine my shock!
>>153998360sounds like penis cancer mate
>billy smith ded againsend that fucker to the glue factory already
Billy Bob Smith with a potential knee injury Hugo will stay on the field
>>153998378yeh i reckon. i tried to squeeze it but its just a hard lumpy mass :( im fucked.
>>153998388post pics so we can diagnose you properly
>>153998378Based penis expert
>>153998379we can’t be certain a Burgess Brother didn’t tamper with his e-bike
You sure it's not a wart?
Silly headgear
>>153998391lol, nice try, trying to get me banned :P
>>153998388have you been sexually active recently?
lmfao Jake in the tard helmet
HAS ANYONE SEEN DCE?!?!?
>>153998403Kek
>>153998403lol
>>153998398nah its a tumor bro. i got no reason to have warts, im a 40 yr old virgin. No STD's for me!
Headgear of pain and agony
>>153998403
>>153998404He looks like his head is covered in fucking bubble wrap
Toia with them
>>153998415You can get normal warts on your dick too. Hand-to-hand, then your hand-to-dick.
>get criticised for having too many set restarts in the first half>limit them in the 1st and flood the 2nd half with them instead check mate
nice tackle brooks.. NOT
>>153998444rather die of cancer than have some gay doctor look at my dicknot even sure i could get it up with a dude looking at me
Both these peems suck. This is probably the final score.
All Brooks
Brooks might have to get ready to travel to Blacktown soon (I know that's not their feeder team anymore it just sounds funnier)
>>153998454Ask your local cute pharmacist to take a look at it
Politis made a call half time
Manly in the drink
SEIBOLD HAS GOT TO GO HEY HEY
Alright I need a DCE try. I don't have a multi on or anything I just want to see the seethe.
spoonly
Who even decides when its 6 again
Seibold's halftime powerpoint presentation obviously went down well
>>153998481how gets sacked first - Seibs or Payton??
>best cheerleaders in the entire comp>don't give them anything to cheer aboutjust manly things
Connor watsons croptop jersey is pretty gay tbqh
IMO it's a better tactic to not let the other team score once you have more points than them
reckon that might the last we ever see of Jurbo
why are there always like 8 seccies standing in one spot on the hill at Brookie
>>153998502Flick Seibold an email m8. He needs to hear this.
>>153998508DCE SEETHE ZONE
haha that tackle is so early
HOLY BASED 8PT TRY
PENALTY TRY
8 POINTER
>>153998516STOP IT
doing a grubber like that is fucking genius work, baited garrick like a fish
that’s 10000% a penalty try
>>153998469>Politis made a call half time
>>153998496What do you mean??https://www.roosters.com.au/news/2026/03/25/roosters-girls--media-day/
>>153998524a good grubber is the most underrated thing in this game
Is there such thing as a double penalty try?
>>153998533
Tfw bet on Walker to score 8 pts
>>153998541Yeah if the scorer gets double tapped
Taking the 8
>>153998534mid
Fucking go away Brooks
Based Twopoo WILL catch le fall over the line fraud
Good on everyone who still likes sport, power to you. Surprised it’s still got the numbers, can’t remember the last time I watched “normal” TV.
>>153998572sport isnt normal tv thoughbeit
>>153998572
>153998572perplexing post
>>153998569We went over this last week
WOMANLYBACK
Jenkins will catch le fall over the line fraud this season
>>153998562
FUCKING FORWARD
SQUAWKBACK
>>153998603we're scheduled to go over this next week
>>153998572>bathtub full of red liquid looms
fogarty? more like forgottolearntogoalkick the unco cunt
>havent won a game this season>still get 16k to turnout on a stormy Thursday nightis it time we all admit manly have the best fans?
jamal fogarty is the type of guy to play good at raiders then be bad at titans and manlys
ok one of the designers of Jake's headgear popped into the discord and I asked about it falling off every time Jake is involved in any tackle or play and he said it's designed to do that to mitigate any force applied but they said one of Manly's trainers called him and asked if he could tape the strap up so it would stop coming off
le footy who can't catch a ball
HE FUCKING KILLED THAT CUNT GOOD SOLID TACKLE GAMES GONE ______
Nothing wrong with it
SMOKED HIM
>>153998496>>153998534>>153998559https://www.tiktok.com/@sydneyroosters/video/7615155192882793749
he was slippingsaab was getting his head in a safe position to make the tackle he slipped lower and shoulder hit his head just unlucky play on also if its dangerous contact then he has to go for a HIA
shit pass, it was his teamates fault
>>153998675Not clicking your virus
Siua Wonky
Head over to the Hello Sport Livestream they'll throw a tantrum soon
>a do overFFS
imagine bringing seibold and brooks and not expecting a spoon to come
>blue hairSuss
>luke brooks is one of the top 34 halves in the country
>>153998708holy cringe, raptor drivers for sure
>>153998630Looks like half have left m8. So no
>>153998757refballed in the second half, cant blame them boycotting this
Poosters will cross the line and give DCE a gimmie try
>refballed in the second half, cant blame them boycotting this
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE GET FUCKED WOMANLY YOU CUNTS
kek spoonly
THAT WAS FOR BOOING DCE
could him taking that one fuck over a bunch of peoples multis?
>those boosThey had enough practice
what happens if you show up to be in the crowd for the late show and you dont have a footy jersey on?
taking that unnecessary one will curse the poosters for the rest of this season
Me when I get caught doing something wrong: it was a mutual infringement, I'll just go back and do it over okay?
>>153998784Hopefully kek
This was one of the worst games I've ever seen.
>>153998784Nah. If the margin was 12 and he made it 13, then yes. But it would have also helped others in that situation
>>153998784how?
>>153998792Mutual infringement: God for creating the world, and me for being born.
>>153998807Do over
I thought we were supposed get a cold change with this storm ffs it’s still humid yet
>>153997832your missus doesnt know ball
big jared wearing his lawnmowing shoes on the telly
Can we bring back the DCE pastas after that
>>1539988360/10 effort from JWH. Cunt looks like he's in kmart shoes lol.
The Turbos will be the death of the Manly club... all 3 need to retire immediately.
>battle of brisbane>Brisbane Broncos>The Dolphins think the battles over before it even began lads
>>153998861they hate DCE but they really should hate Seibold you know the former sacked Poocos coach
Seibold is a mid-tier coach but his ability to build a squad is absolutely bottom of the barrel. Any time he has had a decent team he gets good results but he always ALWAYS turns his squad into liquidfeces.txt
>>153998894TL;DR he is an assistant coach
surely some end of career thug can sock the dickhead ref in the face for yet another out of no where six again call on their try line
>>153998925I heard broncs have an assistant coach opening
I was gonna meme and say the poogers could come good tomrrow and ambush the wahs but nah it won't happen
>>153998951without luai theyre pretty weakeneddont think doohey can do it on his own
Luke Brooks has played 257 first grade games He has made millions of dollars throughout his 14 year career He is still contracted for the next 2 years and will probably find another club willing to take him on after that. If you ever feel like your goals are too out of reach just think about that
>>153998947
>>153998335Some weird way to troll hecticfred
>>153998850kek
>>153998977You've got to be an actual fuckwit to buy shit like this
wonder if womanly golf better than they play footy kek
>>153998454This is why we've been importing so many thirdie women doctors, take advantage lad, there's some hot Chinese bitch waiting to diagnose your penis
>>153998977you gotta be shitting me
>>153998977It's this one, dark navy heelhttps://www.goldengoose.com/au/en/men-s-super-star-with-suede-star-and-blue-heel-tab-cod-GMF00102.F000311.10270.html
this country has gone to the dogs. gen z fuckwits will keep voting in labor because of redditjordies and we'll be like the UK in less than 10 years.
>>153999008>Implying we're not already like the UK
>>153998842Holy based
>>153998977A fool and his money are soon parted >won nothing on my multi too, I want my $2 back
>tap n goThey literally have an atm that doesn’t dispense cash. People put their card in, enter their pin and amount and nothing comes out. And that’s how they donate
>>153998861A little homophobic. I hope Ian Roberts does NOT see that
>>153999174Who cares? I can't believe in 2026 this is newsworthy. Ian Roberts back in 1995, 30 years ago came out in the NRL. Ryswyk played one game for Brisbane then SANFL and now retired. Wish him all the best and happiness in life. We don't need to know what anyones preferences are, makes no difference to who they are.
>>153999262>>153999262>>153999262
>>153999264Shhhh, just wear the jersey
>>153999282WEAR THE JERSEY WEAR THE JERSEY
