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>27/03/26 - 19:45
ENGLAND vs. URUGUAY

>31/03/26 - 19:45
ENGLAND vs. JAPAN
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my arsies :(
my firesies :)
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>Spurs relegated
>Kane balon dor

Please
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>>153993539
We don't say please
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>>153993538
go back
to mexico and your containment thread
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>>153993523
Blessed thread, Tranny Maguire will cost us the world cup
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>>153993578
Pack it in
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7,000 fans attended the women's champions league quarter final at old trafford with tickets £5 each
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>>153993638
I despise the argument that women footballers should be paid the same as the men when it's clear that women dont even support it.
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England vs Japan
Battle of the Islands
Aardman vs Anime
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England's Tommy Tucker will bring it home
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>>153993649
At least there's one form of equality:

>Chelsea manager Sonia Bompastor said the women's game needs "more respect" as she voiced frustrations at the standard of officiating in their Women's Champions League quarter-final first leg defeat by Arsenal.

Refs are shit whatever their sex.
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>>153994110
I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref!
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>>153993649
It is a retarded argument regardless of that
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Livershit lost lmao
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>>153993523
Just curious...what is the general consensus in bongland about a German manager bringing the worldc up home? And let's say England face Germany in the KO stage...would tommy boy throw the game?
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>>153995598
England and Germany are both Anglo countries so very similar. I like Tuchel so won't be joining the local council tossers in crying about him being German.

As far as a potential England vs Germany clash goes, Tuchel prefers England to Germany. He would likely push the team harder.
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>Alexander Isak has asked his agents to negotiate a summer transfer away from Liverpool, with Barcelona the preferred destination.
Deary deary me
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>>153996638
Liverpool are the Tottenham of the north
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uhhhhhh lads, I shit me tides

Oh and yanited is gonna bottle top 4, watch it happen
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>>153996638
stepping stone club
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Good morning, Saars!

Only 1 day until England play :)
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Federico Chiesa is set for a move back to Italy this summer
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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>>153996638
The audacity of this cunt knows no bounds. Liverpool deserve this for how they kept tapping him up via the media (and it's almost certainly a true story too)
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>>153995598
Tuchel has navigated the situation very well
The media did make an early play on how he doesn't sing the anthem but even the most Tango of fans found it understandable, not his anthem after all
Wears a poppy more importantly
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Another day another mantroony midnight melty
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>>153997477
kek
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>>153996638
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHArebuildseason2.0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>153997546
struggling to think of anything less important than if someone wears a poppy or not
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>>153997714
It is important to a lot of people and especially in the context of a German manager managing England
Whether you care or not is irrelevant
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Liverpool are in disarray
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No Xabi Alonso either
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Has anyone asked Barcelona if they want Isak? Can't see why they would due to him being shit and a crock - so there's some good news for Liverpool!
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>>153996638
Imagine if this actually happened.
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genuinely astonishing England fans think they have a chance at winning the WC. have they learned nothing kek
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>>153998054
Where have people been saying this?
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>Liverpool anger fans by hiking ticket prices for next three years
>Price change set to be in line with inflation until 2028-29 season with first increase at 3 per cent, as supporters’ group calls move ‘extremely disappointing’
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>>153996638
Everyone must lear never to trust somalians.
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>>153996683
This but villa
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Morning all remember when doleman Dave said Liverpool were getting relegated this season
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>>153998806
dave genuinely has 0% football knowledge, more likely to find a woman that knows more than him
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>>153998890
ESL moment
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>>153998892
we don't sign our posts here
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Leaving on a free is Liverpool FC heritage
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Good guys Liverpool FC giving back to the football world instead of being (((greedy))) like the (((Glazers)))
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>>153998962
>Liverpool FC giving back to the football world
>>153998406
>Liverpool anger fans by hiking ticket prices for next three years
hmmm.................
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>>153997798
I would rather they buy Woltemade if its true that Newcastle has to sell their strikers, he would fit Flickball perfectly
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>Rodri: "I have one year left on my contract at Man City. At some point we'll have to sit down and talk".
"Real Madrid is NOT a closed door for me", told Onda Cero.
Deary deary me
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>>153999065
City will get a fee for him unlike.. a certain other club who lose players to Real Madrid and Barcelona
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>Everton are exploring a possible legal challenge against the Premier League for its handling of Chelsea’s undisclosed payments sanction.
>There is no mention of the concept of “sporting advantage” in the Chelsea judgment despite the fact that the club won eight trophies, including two Premier League titles, during the period when the payments were made. The Everton and Forest PSR judgments, in contrast, make repeated references to the sporting advantage accrued from their overspending.
Can't see Everton losing this. Can hardly say the (legally-confirmed) DODGY SIGNING of Eden Hazard didn't net Chelsea a sporting advantage and he's just one of many.
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>The French League Federation has postponed the Lens-PSG match despite Lens's objection.

>It does so to allow PSG to better prepare for the tie vs. Liverpool.
will be all the more satisfying when we beat them
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>>153999109
>The French League Federation has postponed the Lens-PSG match despite Lens's objection
Was always going to happen. It is pretty disgusting how they do that, of course Uefa would never step in.
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>>153998968
customers aren't part of the football world, no "fan" deserves anything
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>>153999109
>Liverpool lose to Homo Albion
>think they can beat PSG
lol, lmao
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>Liverpool are expected to take a substantial loss on a potential Isak to Barcelona transfer
>This is due in part to Isak's poor performances in the 25/26 season, Barcelona's financial situation, and the player's own problems with professionalism which Barcelona consider themselves to be taking all of the "risk" with, as well as other "factors"
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>making up transfer rumours
/epl/ died a horrible death
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>>153999086
Hazard achieved fuck all with Chelsea
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Hazard was the Belgian Luis Diaz, dribble with the ball, end up doing nothing
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>>153999332
Luis Diaz won everywhere he went while Hazard was only successful at Chelsea.
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my arsies :(
my firesies :)
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>>153999379
yeah diaz was more successful but they're both shit
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>>153999303
>Hazard achieved fuck all with Chelsea
Fitizen you've gone too far
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Liverpool is a grim little club
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>>153999975
I'm going to call them Liverpuddle from now on just to remind them of how small they are desu
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craig from anfield agenda was seen emotional after salah's announced departure
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>>153999118
Not just PSG:

>RC Strasbourg's Ligue 1 match at Stade Brestois on 12 April has also been moved to 13 May because of the French club's Conference League quarter-final tie with Mainz.

>The first leg is due to take place at Mainz on 9 April with the second leg at Strasbourg on 16 April.

>"At the request of Paris St-Germain and RC Strasbourg in order to prepare in the best conditions for their respective quarter-finals, the board of directors of the LFP has unanimously decided, apart from the clubs concerned, to postpone the matches," the LFP said. The LFP added that the decision was in line with its "strategic direction" to "enable France to retain its fifth place in the Uefa coefficient".
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>>153999109
and they get mad when you call it a farmers league
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>>153999772
Which club do you support? Liverpool?
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>>154000172
Kek
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>>154000456
City, why would a Liverpool fan call Diaz shit? They all worship him just like Chelsea fans worship Hazard
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Hazard was an all time football genius, Diaz is a no name.
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Diaz won more
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>all time football genius
>becomes a rentboy
kek
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Friendly reminder it’s coming home
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>Bayern Munich legend Uli Hoeness has launched a brutal attack on Liverpool's transfer strategy amid the Reds' pursuit of £173million star Michael Olise.
>"Liverpool spent 500 million this year and are having a very bad season," he said. "So we won't be contributing to them playing better next year."
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This has been a VERY bad week for Liverpool customers (the official term for them)
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Top 3 players in the last 23 years
>Messi
>Ronaldo
>Salah
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>Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer -
>’agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe
Deary deary me
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>>154001008
Because Liverpool customers are scum that give their ex players death threats
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>>154001561
Messi = Ronaldo
Lewandowski
Kane
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Brazil vs. France is on ITV4 in an hour if any of you dickheads want to watch it
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Why are EFL clubs so greedy?
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>>154002436
BRAPzil
vs
AFRICA
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>>154002697
The EFL was offered something like 20% of all PL profits in perpetuity back in 2000 and they rejected that in favour of the ITV Digital deal
So it's not just that they're greedy, they're also extremely thick
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>>154002925
I watched a good documentary about that once. It's the kind of deal someone like Rick "Fast Cash" Parry would have signed obviously, but it was so retarded even without hindsight. Championship clubs get £3m each per year (for three years) and tbf it wasn't exactly an enormous amount at the time. The other option was 20% or whatever from a competition you're never going to be able to compete with and that is only growing bigger and bigger by the day and completely dwarfs the amount you make already.

It's like one of those things that when you read about it, you have to read it a couple of times just to make sure you haven't read it wrong because it was such a stupid decision.
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>>154002227
All Sky 6 customers are scum that give their ex players death threats
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>SANDRO TONALI JOINING MAN UNITED
>BRUNO FERNANDES HAS BEEN TAPPING HIM UP

Lmaoooo GB gonna have a melty
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>trannies think they're getting 2 players from sandcastle
you're getting baleba and you'll hype him up and he'll be shit just like ugarte :)
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>>154004179
Who is GB? A gayboy? (Yes)
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Tonali to Arsenal ahhyessir
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Casemiro is shit lol
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>>154004438
Liverpool fans think theyre getting 2 Newcastle players? Kekkkkkkk
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incredible work
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Reminder that without PSR United would have long since been replaced by at least two sides
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PGMOLiverpool
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Isak didnt score a single goal but Gyokeres scored 3
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>>154001500
>Uli Hoeness
I see he’s still seething about that one Twitter random leaking the Wirtz stuff then
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lmao
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>Wales
Ooof
>Ireland
Ohhh
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Couldn't have gone any better!
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>>154007895
Genuinely incredible how they simultaneously choked their penalty shootouts.
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>>154006559
Yeah if things were different they wouldn't be the same.
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>>154006359
never been linked with liverpoo u fat brown mong
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>>154009329
Im not a liverpuddle fan kekkkkk
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>>154010456
never said u were
learn how to read u fat brown indian mong
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>>154000254
kek
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>>154010480
Again, stop calling me a liverpool fan...
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>>154010456
>liverpuddle
kek
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>>154011128
again sarrrrr
never said u were
learn how to read u fat brown indian mong
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>>154011454
You keep calling me a Liverpoop customer la x
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exquisite thread.
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>>153996764
pebblepool
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thank you igor tudor
igor tudor?
because um.. you were tu dor with a (v)igor
oh yeah
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>"That leaves me more bewildered"
>Wales head coach Craig Bellamy couldn't believe his side lost on penalties to Bosnia-Herzegovina, after all their preparation
Easily explained, your squad is pure shit.
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>>154014382
Remember how the Welsh media bigged him up as one of the greatest managers ever?

Big fan of Bellamy having both Lewis Koumas and Nathan Broadhead on the bench - both playing at high flying Championship clubs - and instead choosing relegation-battling plodder Mark Harris to come on instead.
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>>154014668
all those attacking players and 40yo Dzeko still mogged them
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https://www.bcfc.co.uk/city-men-news/hodgson-appointed-as-struber-departs/

>Bristol City has appointed Roy Hodgson as Interim Head Coach after Gerhard Struber was relieved of his duties.

>Former England Manager Hodgson will take charge of the men’s first team until the end of the season, while the club will task the incoming Sporting Director with appointing a permanent Head Coach for the 2026/27 campaign.

>The club’s recent performances have not met expectations and therefore Struber and Assistant Head Coach Bernd Eibler will leave with immediate effect.

>City Chief Executive Officer Charlie Boss said: “I would like to thank Gerhard and Bernd for their hard work over the past nine months and we wish them all the best. Roy’s appointment is about more than the results of the next seven games. Over the remainder of the season, he will help us set the standards and values at the club that we will need to be successful going forwards. Roy is a vastly experienced coach who has achieved and won at the highest level. He will support me, our players and our football staff as we build towards achieving our potential. We are in the process of appointing a Sporting Director who will have a direct input into the recruitment of a new permanent Head Coach.”

lmao what the actual fuck am I reading
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>>154014668
Henry Winter last night was saying the World Cup will be so much poorer without Craig Bellamy there. Strange amount of hype.
Also found out that Winter goes out of his way to always refer to the club PS-G when not even PSG call themselves that. And you know he loves typing it because the tweet is about PSG yet not once does he use the natural 'their' or 'they', it's always "PS-G".
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>>154015299
>hodgson used to coach bristol city back in 1982
is that the widest gap between the same appointment ever?
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>>154015433
he's a notable absolute weirdo
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>>154015433
>Henry Winter last night was saying the World Cup will be so much poorer without Craig Bellamy there. Strange amount of hype.

>World Cup will be the poorer without Craig Bellamy, Wales and their travelling choirs.
>Good coach. Everyone praising him before tonight.

It's minnow favouritism. You get it with all the other Home Nations + Ireland. The lack of footballing ability is compensated because "they have good fans". Fact is Bellamy bottled it against a shit Bosnia. He's had the results you expect Wales to have apart from losing to Canada.

>PS-G
That is fucking bizarre.

>>154015435
Yes, in the Football League at least. Warnock had 28 years between spells at Huddersfield.
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>>154015454
technically warnock has a wider gap if you count his recent torquay caretaker time, between 1993 to 2026
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>>154015465
> in the Football League

I said that for a reason. Torquay are now in the National League South.
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my arsies :(
my firesies :)
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>>154015299
I genuinely don't understand why managers keep going at their age. Warnock is another one, you're old and you have enough money, just stop.
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>>154015543
the blame should go for the club to keep hiring these old git because muh stability for short term. like italian clubs keep hiring ranieri for emergency
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>>154015543
It's all they know. Grew up at a time when if you were 7 or 8 and not putting food on the table you were going to the workhouse. That mentality doesn't leave you. Disgusting our senior citizens don't know any other.
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tbf woy is merely clearing the rust before palace desperately call him again after glasner leaves
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>>154015618
You meant Liverpool, but yeah.
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>>154015543
love of the game
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absolutely kippered
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>>154015835
>Going down, going down
Not the best choice of words from an airport, is it
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>>154015835
Headloss from the Liverpool Airport admin there
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>>154015835
why would they name an airport based of a wife-beater though
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>>154015871
belfast did that too
bit grim really
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>>154015882
>searched belfast airport
>belfast international airport
>"huh where's the name?"
>"Not to be confused with Belfast City Airport."
why are there 2 belfast airports though
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>Sean Dyche a potential candidate to take over at #THFC for last seven games. First-choice Roberto De Zerbi continues to hold out on starting the job now (he favours summer). Story with @Matt_Law_DT
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>>154015893
it's a big city i guess
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>>154015925
UUUU
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>Spuds ringing the Dychey bell
Hilarious if they still go down
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>>154013819
Kek
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>“There’s a generation of Scotland fans who’ve never seen us qualify for a World Cup,” adds Clarke. “The task for us to make sure it’s not another 28 years before we qualify again.”
Surely the task is to focus on 2026 because the quals for the next WC won't begin until 2028?
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You can tell it's the international break: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cq8wkyyv43ko

>Carney Chukwuemeka's name was trending all over social media this week.

>Had the Borussia Dortmund midfielder scored a worldie? Maybe he had produced an outrageous piece of skill?

>It was a little bit more strange than that.

>The former Aston Villa and Chelsea midfielder has now made 97 senior appearances across all competitions - but somehow has never played a full 90 minutes.
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Another day another mantroony midnight melty
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Rolling for Steeley between the sticks tonight
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>>154016748
Won't even get top 6
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>>154016810
Bomb that fucking gay crossing everyone who crosses it is gay that’s why I walk round them if ever I see them fuck that faggot shit
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>>154017024
>scared of stepping on a rainbow
KEK you’re an even bigger faggot than than the literal poofters who painted them
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>>154016978
6th is Liverpool's designated place x
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it's that time of year when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of /trans/ lads
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>>154016748
Corrr im finkin treble
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>>154016748
Good team but the depth still isn't there so injuries will derail them.
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>Leicester City made a pre-tax loss of £71.1m in their solitary season back in the Premier League in 2024-25.

>It takes the club's financial losses over the three-year period when they yo-yoed between the top flight and Championship to more than £180m.

Jesus
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Babe wake up, new Todd meme just dropped
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>>154017233
Didn't they win the league last year?
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>Hodgy back at 78
The only professions available to people that old are football managers and US presidents (satire that is)
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>>154017719
Asterisk
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lol
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>>154017875
england vs uruguay
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>>154017841
Decent line-up as well for what they have available

State of Good Ebening Man
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>>154017785
?
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>>154017841
Had his head turned by the United job
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not being funny half of these players are championship quality
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>>154017075
No I tell you what nobed you’re the faggot how about that fag
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>>154015845
>>Going down, going down
>Not the best choice of words from an airport, is it
Like a plane carrying manure players in Munich
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>>154019287
We don't sign our posts here
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Florian Wirtz
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What's the point of playing a random squad of guys who will get 0 mins at the WC this late. Wouldnt it be better to play the starting 11 and batter them and build momentum?
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>Spurs consider SOS call to Sean Dyche
(sorry for slop, it's 1AM and it feels like a good idea)
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>>154022426
To see if any of them have a spark and deserve a chance with the A team. Tonight I would say Rashford deserves a place. The rest can fuck off.
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>Mo Salah turned his back on an extra £20m to hasten his departure from Liverpool

It's really crazy to think that someone from a third world country has turned down a £20m bribe to live in Liverpool for 12 months. I mean I knew it was bad there, but this is taking the biscuit.
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>>154023920
I had to stop in Liverpool for petrol once. Went to pay for the petrol and get myself a bag of haribos. When I got back to the car my dustcaps were gone.
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>>154023995
Would have been scousers is my bet if you were in Liverpool pal
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IF England hosted the World Cup in 2042 (next available), which stadiums would you want to be used for the games?

For me, I'd say:

>Wembley (90k capacity)
>New Trafford (100k capacity)
>Tottenham Hotspur
>Powerhouse Stadium
>Hill Dickinson
>St James' Park
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>>154024113
Is Liverpool going to upgrade Anfield or are they happy getting mogged this hard by United?
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Jordan Henderson became just the fourth man to have had an England career last longer than 15 years:

Stanley Matthews: 22 years & 229 days

Peter Shilton: 19 years & 225 days

Wayne Rooney: 15 years & 277 days

Jordan Henderson: 15 years & 131 days
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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Wirtz has been unlocked lads, the season starts now
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>>154027930
he was never locked with germany his issue is that he plays in a slotball team
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>Angry Tottenham fans launch 'No to Roberto De Zerbi' campaign and urge club NOT to replace under pressure interim Igor Tudor with ex-Brighton boss
Said to be as many as seven people potentially getting possibly ready to maybe protest
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>>154028492
So we can all expect you to sperg out about this for the next forever then?
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>Reeee you dumb goyim some of us are house-bound you know!!!
Only one sperg here Yboy and it ain't me
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>>154028584
>t. housebound sperg making insane projections

There's only one person here obsessed with Spuds to this degree. And that's you.
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>>154028492
Why would RDZ take that job to get relegated?
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England match was a bit shit wasn't it lads
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Another day another mantroony midnight melty
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Yboy, aw and mantroony need to fuck off
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>>154028666
Easy bit of money
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>that one news post means you're obsessed goy!!!
Proof if it were needed that we simply must not ever talk about Spurs walking into the EFL and how their fans just accept it.
The Forest protest took 3 months to organise and only 12 people went (the rest of the customers had to WALK AROUND those 12 people to enter the stadium btw).
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>>154029360
You're genuinely obsessed m8. I'd hate to see what you're like with any of your other interests. If you have any, obviously.
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>>154015436
Yes, he is.

If two managers have problems with Alexander-Arnold, whose fault is it?
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>>154029446
Are Saka and Bowen considered pacey? I feel like everyone calls them pacey, especially Saka but it doesn't really look that way whenever I watch them.
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>>154029677
Saka is hard to pin down because of Artetas slopball. He's also been run to the ground since Arteta refuses to rotate him
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bro falling for henry winter ragebait
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>>154029784
>ragebait
It's just very funny seeing everyone talk about Alexander-Arnold as if he's the most essential player ever.
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>>154015299
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>>154029446
If you've been thrown out of 109, or even more, countries whose fault is it?
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Ceri Holland take a bow
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>>154029995
same as when all those ex-colonies threw britain out - its their fault.
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>>154029692
I just don't remember thinking he was particularly pacey even back when he wasn't injured or overplayed.
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>>154029995
Absolutely bizarre choice of "argument"
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I see the resident Tottenham fans have gotten themselves upset.
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Are Celts the most pathetic race on Earth?
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>>154030250
Irish and Canadian
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Despite some horrendous refereeing, Liverpol hold on to win the Merseyside derby
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>Dirtmund
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>>154030009
Glad it’s going so well for them
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True or false?
>Liverpool would probaly have another league title or two without PGMOL
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#KloppOut
#KennyOut
#ArneIn
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>Hashtag United request voluntary relegation from the 7th tier regardless of where they finish in the league because they can't sustain themselves at that level
>sell some of their best players on non-league deadline day
>lose 7-0 in the very next game and end up in the relegation zone

K W A B
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>>154032004
what if you're a good player but somehow ended up in the seventh division? must take you a long time to climb up into EFL/PL league team. must suck
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>>154032131
Depends how well you develop and how you're scouted.

Richard Kone at QPR was playing in the ninth tier two years ago: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c7979w4vgnpo
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>City possibly getting relegated with 60 point deduction

That's Anderson and Tonali to United then.
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>>154032452
Not sure how you've made that leap
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>>154032452
Absolute state of Man U fans brains.
The slightly less schizo take on this would be that they get a transfer ban.
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What's more likely is Tonali going to Italy and Anderson going literally anywhere that isn't United.
Don't tell Dave though or he'll spaz out. He needs something to hold onto. In reality United will spend £70m on some 31 year old shitter and put him on £350kpw (again).
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>>154032607
>>154032654
>>154032701
UH OH LIVERSISSY MELTYYYYY
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>>154032452
Confirmed. Liverfilth are malding, I see!
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>>154033142
>>154033342
Why are the liverpuddle customers seething so much? Is it because Oirland got eliminated?
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>>154032319
>homeless at 16
>homeless WC in cardiff
>athletic newham
>fastest ever EFL hatty
what an interesting read this was, have to wounder though -and i know how cliche this is- how many similar cases there are around the world who never got these fortuitous events play out for them just in the right time.
luck is really the best superpower there is...
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manure customers want to spend £400m on Bruno and Tonali KEK
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>>154033142
Got the Kiddiepool customers in a welter with this one
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england u21s drew with andorra u21s last night. had to rely on a last minute penalty to equalise as well.

what the fuck
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>>154032701
Anderson already SNUBBED SNUBchester Dilated so he can go to the real club in Manchester
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>>154033386
>Why are the liverpuddle customers seething so much?
Their legends failed to beat Dortmund Legends today
At Anfield
With King Kenny at the helm
El Kloppo helping from the bench
Gerrard failed to score
Couldn't have gotten much worse!!
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starting to think Dave/mantroony is a liverpoo customer with the way he obsesses about them.... To the point of knowing about some bum legends game
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>Tuchel on Maguire: "I haven't changed my mind, but I see other players I like to start for us, I see Konsa and Guehi ahead. I see Chalobah, on the level of mobility, as slightly ahead of him. I see other players ahead with a different profile.”
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>>154030868
ong
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>>154033769
Kekkkk
>>154034219
OOF Slippy G bottling again
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>>154034863
>black cbs
we will never win the World Cup and it is too late now because diversity has been forced upon us
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>>154034863
>Chalobah
Are we really that bad?
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>>154034863
>Konsa, Guehi, Chalobah
All shit.
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>>154036681
Guehi is one of the best CBs in the Premier League
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Thank fucking christ that cuck nagger loving cunt southgate was binned off like the little worthless cunt he was. England needs to toughen the fuck up. The team needs to treat this as if it's a flandrian field in 1917. Lose and you die. No pussy footing around the opponents. No kindness. no sportsmanship, because by christ you won't be shown any in return.

English people have a skewed sense of morality. Morality does not exist once you leave this wonderful country. Take a single step into europe and it goes out the window. Take a step into the 3rd world (anywhere outside of europe) and you'll be mauled by a pack of naggers and inbred slimes.

I want Rice to come onto the pitch like a fucking crusader ready to tear every cunts head off at the drop of a dime. No smiling, no chuckling, no sportsmanship. Prick does some fancy tricks? Snap his femur and end his career. This is literally life and death. If we don't win this world cup then I cannot see substantial national pride coming back to England. And England is the only nation in these demented isles with any relevance. We're the best group of humans on the planet. Now fucking show it you bunch of cunts.
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The white players for England are just as shit at the blacks
No winning mentality
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>>154039231
Soft cunt mentality that's been hammered into brits since 1066
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>>154039252
Sounds about right, the LADS would rather go to the pub and let their daughters get groomed by invaders rather than being responsible adults
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What is southgate doing nowadays
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>>154040857
Watching his wife get fucked by a pack of naggers on an hourly basis I should imagine
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>>154038994
>just go out and get red cards!
genius strategy you fucking inbred mong, it isn’t 1973 anymore
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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>>154044987
BASED
i LOVE ISRAEL and arsenal and Manchester united
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just do not mention the grotty protest-averse club which instantly comes to mind when you think JEWISH FOOTBALL CLUB
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>>154046972
You must get really excited devising these phrases to spam in the general forever.
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quick as a flash he's utterly seething
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solid proof that they simply won't mount protests
this is due to a complete lack of interest on the part of the customerbase
not like they're relegation-threatened or anything is it
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As more and more people are seeing, The 'ddo is terminally offended.
Just mention how their fanbase won't protest and watch as he (usually within 60 seconds) shrinks back and splutters "I-I'm not even a S-Spuds fan b-but... Y-YOU'RE seething..."
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>Newcastle United are leading the race to sign Manchester City goalkeeper James Trafford this summer.
>Amid their disappointing Premier League position - sitting 12th with seven games to play - Newcastle could be heading for a significant squad rebuild this summer. Failure to secure continental football would likely see several first-team stars leave, such as captain Bruno Guimaraes, fellow midfielder Sandro Tonali and cult hero Dan Burn.
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>>154044987
Johnny Foreigners are comically obsessed with a lyric they don't understand.
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>>154047748
theyre obsessed with any old shite that gets exported from here
imagine being part of the world where english isnt just taught as a second language, but everyone is expected to know it
imagine letting your native tongue get curbstomped by a superior language in the offchance an anglophonic tourist buys a couple extra pints from the frendly forrener
imagine all the people
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>>154047748
Baddiel may have had Israel on his mind during it to be fair
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just 2 more weeks to see totnum getting battered by sunderland
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Keysey at it again
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slumping to a pathetic loss after this display got overlooked
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>>154038994
Agreed. A distinct change in mentality is required if we’re gonna get anything out of this tournament. We have to batter those cunts like fresh cod out of the north sea. No surrender, no mercy.
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>>154043476
For me, it’s die
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>>154047094
*ascends*
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>>154047890
SO MANY PEOPLE
AND THEY ALL WALK
AND IN AND
AND IN AND
FRU THEIR
PARK LOIFE
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>>154048237
Kna’a mean
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>>154048250
replying "Parklife" to a long boring post was a thing once
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Another day another mantroony midnight melty
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>>154048348
I wasn't doing that tbf. It was just the ending was semi-similar and when I read it back I could imagine Phil Daniels saying the whole thing through the spoken song.
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>>154048348
kino interview
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdxZjRHq2SM
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It's Tudodor....It's Igorver....It's TUDOR SACKED BY SPURS
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>>154048907
How bad do you have to be to get sacked as an interim manager.
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nyr this happened
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imagine sacking the interim to go down anyway
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Spurs should put everything behind Dyche or get Big Sam back from retirement
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>>154048907
it's like mercy killing desu, dude's probably still not mentally well after his dad passed away.
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>>154048348
>parklife
gay chav lad shite
sweet caroline is a nonce anthem
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give it to ben la
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Tudor? iGON
Parklife
(Yes I take it up the batty from gay Manchester United fans)
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>>154049036
wallahi bro
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it's time
make the call
bring in 'ARRY
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>>154049036
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BREAKING NEWS: Tottenham fans have come around for Ben Davies player-manager interim stint because he knows the club's culture and mentality
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At which stadium did Igor Tudor pick up his only point as Tottenham manager?
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>>154048907
ENTER
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You know what would be THE most Tottenham thing to do? Announce a massive name for a new head coach when morale is at an all-time low and everyone's pretty much given up and accepted fate...

I swear this team could go and casually beat prime 2002 Brazil on a Wednesday, then lose 0-3 to Blackburn on Sunday...
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Sacking a man after his dad died, what monsters
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>>154047890
>people learn english because of england

Theres that patented engpaki delusion
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>>154048907
He was a candle in the wind
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>>154049432
you know they absolutely wanted to do it after the Forest game but didn't want to do it the same day he died
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>>154037148
and he got absolutely embarrassed in Europe when he came up against actually decent players
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>>154049277
>transfield
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>>154049545
possibly the last flag on the site that can contradict that post.
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Got food poisoning. Been shitting amd vomiting all day.

When's the footy back on? Doctor has written me off work for the week.
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Was it ever determined *why* West Ham bought Jordan Hugill?
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>>154050031
England on Tuesday so that should help you get some sleep
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>>154050059
Kek
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>>154050031
Colombia v France in an hour bro
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>>154050197
Yeah go on then
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>>154047621
It's been like three years now
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>>154050031
eat some yoghurt and probiotics so your intestines biome regenerates lad.
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>>154050444
Won't yoghurt give me diarrhea?
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You. Are. CURSED.
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>>154050501
na yoghurt contains the "good" kind of bacteria which helps displacing the infection source and regaining gut health.(ofcourse not greek yoghurt, just regular yoghurt)
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>>154050031

When I visited London back in the day, my father who lived there for 3 years warned me only about one thing. Just one. NO KEBABS at night.

3-4 AM the FIRST day, we got to a kebab shop after many drinks.

I started to listen to him from that point on..
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I fear Japan will rip a hole into us like they did the HMS Prince Of Wales
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>>154050701
Fuck's wrong with are kebabs you cheeky bastard?
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>>154050602
Ill give it a go. Think we have some actimel in.

>>154050701
Wise man. I wont be eating any curry my wife suggests from this point. Genuinely felt like passing out this morning.
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>>154049036
>all injured
LOL that's the title gone (they never had a chance).
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>>154050031
mix orange and lemon juice to nuke your stomach with citric acid
then after you shit you should be all good
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>>154050976
They are merely pretending
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Ange at forest KEK
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>>154050031
How'd you get them to give you a week off?
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dave had food poisoning lmao fuck that cunt hope he dies x
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GROK why can't weak white people (scousers mainly) handle spicy food and kebabs?
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>>154051028
I dont have those ingredients sadly
>>154051091
Went in looking like shit and he just asked me "how long do you want off?"
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I only eat wild garlic, nettles and peas and shit like that.
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Is it fair to say Harry Kane is England's greatest ever player?
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>>154051496
Rooney up there
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>>154051496
Keegan is the only one to win more than one balloon door so it has to be him
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>>154051620
Most overrated player of a generation
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>>154051620
Good player but I think Kane is a better all rounder. Should see some of the tackles he puts in. Makes me proud to be English.
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>Spurs trying to get De Zerbi
KEK, Greenwood, Robinho and Alves incoming in the Championship
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>>154051620
>Trooney
Maybe for the Lionesses
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>>154051496
Kenny Dalglish
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>>154051496
Saka, Eze, Dorgu, Mainoo, Ledley King, Dwight Yorke etc
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>>154052716
jason cundy said pele is worse than saka
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>>154052781
i too care about what talksport pundits have to say
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>National League side Woking have appointed former Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defoe as their new head coach.
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>National League side Broking have appointed former Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defriend as their new head coach.
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>National League side Broking have appointed former Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defriend as their new head coach.
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>National League side Fixing have appointed future Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defriend as their new bottom coach
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>National Sneed side Fixing have appointed future Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defriend as their new bottom coach
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>National League side Utter Woke Nonsense have appointed former Tottenham and England striker BAME Defoe as their new head token wog.
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>Slabby wont be going to the World Cup unless chalobah, konsa, guehi, or stones, gets injured.

IT'S NOT FAIR
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>Dave ruins the bit
Rentboy
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>>154053643
We don't sign our posts here.
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>>154053666
Yeah I know that's why I forged your signature
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>>154053785
>>154053666
Both done each other (bit gay)
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>>154053666
Kekkkkk
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Wonder what Jermain Defoe is up to these days
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>>154054267
Managing Woking
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has the entire arsenal squad been recalled from internationals?

Arteta you scummy bastard lol
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>>154053612
stones is constantly injured
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>>154049036
inb4 they're all faking it to get out of international duty
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>>154054642
Of course they are. Do you think the Spanish Pulis wants to run the risk of not having his best thug ball players available?
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Arteta is the first manager to ever pull players out of meaningless internationals. It's a genius idea you have to be fair!
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aw got himself upset again
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>>154054618
My boy Slabby. One last trip.
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I can't believe they've cancelled all protests aimed at ENIC _BECAUSE_ of the relegation threat and how they know their players are too mentally-frail to put up with the protests
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>>154050876
>>154051125

It's not because of kebabs or spicy food. I eat a HELL OF A LOT spicy food, I spent 3 year in Seoul and even some locals said "you pass the test".

It's the fact that those shops in London have literally zero hygene standards.. None notices it because those shops pretty much opperate from midnight to dawn, serving exclussively drunk people. Of course authorities will never bother minority-owned shops in London OBVIOUSLY, and none can report them because none really cares. So you have a couple of Hasan's touching dead rats before serving your food, without washing their hands, then voila! Good luck with the food poisoning for the next week...
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>>154056570
>
> even some locals said "you pass the test".
And then they clapped
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>>154044987
>Kuwait
How you holding up, lad? Drinking your own piss yet?
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>>154056822
been doing quite well thank you for asking.
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My boy Mason Mount
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no more Igood Tudorning :(
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Morning all Spurs are going down
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>Chelsea fans turn on Enzo Fernandez after new comments on his future while on international duty - after Liam Rosenior blamed his hint on a move away on 'bad translation'
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they're still begging for Poch LOL!
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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>twerking for X club
has to be the worst saying to come into the lexicon in the past decade, sounds like something an Indian would say
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>>154051496
>Not George Best
Want zoomers to leave 2bh
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!?
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>>154058398
It is primarily Indians who use that vernacular
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>>154058457
Kekkkk
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Can't wait for Jewingham Wokespur and their stupid tranny fag flag to get relegated
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If they do go for De Zerbi then in 9 months ENIC have sacked a manager the fans were extremely conflicted over, hired a manager the fans loved then sacked him for being shit, hired a manager the fans were indifferent over then sacked him for being shit and then hired a manager the fans actively* did not want. Could ignoring the fans entire be the route?
*online-only
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Yeah I saw him clobbering that fat fuck David
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Kulusevski last played for Spurs 3 managers ago
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>The cheapest tickets for Euro 2028 in the UK and Ireland are set to cost below £30, meaning fans will be able buy two tickets for less than the price of a parking space at a World Cup group match in the USA this summer.
>Uefa has previously committed to ensuring 40 per cent of tickets for the tournament are in the “most affordable categories”. These were €30 (£26) and €60 (£52) for Euro 2024 in Germany and Uefa is planning to keep the prices at a similar level. It is understood 15 per cent of tickets will be available for £30 or less and a further 25 per cent will cost £60 or less.
>Charges for parking in the USA particularly, where there is sometimes limited public transport to venues, are also high. The charge for one car at a group game at the stadium in Arlington, near Dallas, is $75 (£57).
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De Zerbi is a right cunt who stunts players development and falls out with patients.
Pedro once kicked a boot at him after an altercation and knocked his tooth out.
>t. Brighton fan ITK
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>>154059090
UEFA mogs FIFA hard
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>>154059090
Finally I understand why you aren't allowed to walk to stadiums in the land of the free
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>>154059113
>falls out with patients.
lel
Pedro also seems like a massive cunt tbf
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Funny thing about the whole Spurs manager thing is that the Iranian Ayatollahs lasted longer than Tudor and had better shot accuracy.
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It was never this bad at Spurs when Levy was in charge. Just like the Glazers, he was made a scapegoat by the fans based on nothing more than being jewish.
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>>154059245
Don't worry, Spurs' fans have moved onto blaming the Lewis family and or ENIC and saying that Levy still owns 30% of ENIC so he's still there or something. For years you had them saying they had 'no backing' from Levy, when they spent more than everybody bar City and Chelsea. Hell, since the PL began, they're the 5th top spender in the league. It's just nonsense.
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>>154059245
This. Jews are a much maligned minority in our society.
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>>154059245
>>154059265
erm, levy was in charge last year and they finished 17th (granted, like 13pts above the relegation zone and they did win a trophy).
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>Incredible details of Roberto De Zerbi's Tottenham deal - which hands him relegation get-out clause and puts him SECOND on Premier League best-paid bosses list behind Pep
He's bent them completely over
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>>154059278
I mean Spurs are literally hands planted on the shower glass, wet, soapy and legs already spread apart bent over already. All he had to ask 'do you want it slowly or in one go?'. What are Spurs going to do instead? Hire Hoddle? Maybe they were gutted Defoe went to Woking.
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>>154059090
Wow so many Klarna chavs and gammons at the Euros! Exciting!
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>>154059376
And that's why you won't be there, certainly not because you spend all day indoors due to your 'crippling anxiety' (brought upon by your ugly face)
Here comes the cope!
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>>154059388
Immense levels of projection from the Elephant Man once again
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>delay his sacking by a week
>doesn't overtake Ange in the "shortest tenures" list
ah yes the dead father.
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>City facing 60pt deduction
Do it now and they get relegated. Do it next season and they'd need to win most of their games to survive.
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>>154059436
>facing
more journalist tosh
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>>154059438
Yeah it won't happen, but it'd be funny. It'd give an asterisk to Arsenal's title win (they're not winning the title unless City are deducted 20+ pts).
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Why is the PL against investment in this country?
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>>154059425
I guess they weren't that in ter 'im after all
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>>154059436
Honestly even if it’s a genuine scoop rather than typical commentariat bollocks; it’s not enough. Although it depends on how many of the charges are proven and they are found guilty, even if it’s just around half of the 115 they should be kicked out of the EPL and given a 40 point deduction for the next season in the championship.
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>>154059478
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>>154059567
I don't think the PL can give punishments for the Championship. It would have to be like a demotion to the Championship and then a 40 point deduction the following season when they were promoted.
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>paying pep money to a manager notorious for walking out
>still paying frank top 3 in salaries after sacking him
lmao spurs, they will get Leeds'd this season.
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>>154059388
awfully angry and bitter aren't ya, klarnaboy
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>>154059478
this will go over some heads
>>154059577
it's over your head mate
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>>154059577
in ter im = into him
in ter im = interim
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>klarnaboy
KEK new gimmick unlocked
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Another 500 milly in the Isa bull fund this summer
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>>154059090
>The charge for one car at a group game at the stadium in Arlington, near Dallas, is $75 (£57).
HOWLING
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>dave with the bbc interracial spam kneeling for blacks again
man utd fans truly are a grim bunch
>>
nothing more grim than characterfagging all day x
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>>154059623
If the PL tries to relegate Man City the EFL should refuse to accept them. Why should Championship clubs effectively lose a promotion spot for a year because a team committed crimes in the Prem? Not our problem.
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cry about it doleman dave x
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>>154059686
Nah too easy to sort out. You just give Rick Parry a brown envelope and he'll dance to any tune you pick.
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>>154059686
>EFL rejects Man City's relegation
>PL acquires EFL to enact its decree
>PL renames Championship to Division 2, League 1 and 2 to Div 3 and 4. puts Man City in Division 2
>PL renames self to Division 1
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>>154059748
why would this ever happen
>>
DEAL DONE

>Harry Maguire at Man United until June 2027
>club side option to extend until June 2028

Based Slabman will play Euro 2028.
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>>154059974
Big game players like Maguire are first on the squad sheet when it comes to tournaments.
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>>154059998
Not this tournament though where he isn't even in the D team
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>>154060023
He literally got man of the match against Uruguay.
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Manure fans have very short memories. This time last year they were shitting on Monguire at every opportunity.
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>>154059748
this except the premier league calls thenselves division alpha
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>>154060036
ABUsissies in a box
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>>154060065
Wasn't it the year before? Maybe even the year before that. It was when 10H kept throwing him and McTom under the bus, begrudgingly bringing them on, and them ultimately being the one to save him.
Obviously United customers don't know ball so they just copied whatever 10H was saying. Which in this case was getting rid of Maguire and McTom. Now they're crying for McTom back (never happening) and begging Maguire to stay (is happening because no one else will pay him the same wage, the only thing United can realistically offer that other clubs can't).
It's always sad watching them because they're completely clueless but have the biggest mouths.
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katsu curry tomorrow for the game of course
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>>154060175
chat will 0% ever be beaten?
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>>154060175
>3 of them are this season
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>>154060175
Too Dire Is Tudor
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>>154058342
They think that Poch did well because he's a good manager, not that he had a 80 G/A front two in Son and Kane (on top of good GK, good CB, good midfielders etc).
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the results are in
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>>154060497
>Kane
>17/18 Season
>Apps: 48
>Goals: 41
>Assists: 5
Yep.
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>>154060518
>going for dog shit chain fast food
Probably at least 3 better bakeries within walking distance of all those stadiums
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>>154060544
Greggs does some good sandwiches to be fair. They used to do mango chicken which was banging. They do a Korean BBQ flatbread which is good too. I've never had a Gregg's sausage roll.
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>>154060544
not sure bakeries are fast food
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Garnacho is going to be a father
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yeah but greggs
sosji roll lol xD like norf fc.
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>>154059686
>tfw they apply to join the Football League and have to start in League 2
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I'm more of a vegetable bake kind of bloke.
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All you ABC fantasising about big daddy PL slapping our bottom to avoid us dominating you for the next two decades. It's actually hilarious. You're shitting yourself that we're winning the domestic treble this season and you want to avoid that at all costs. Protip, you're not.

We're not having a points deduction, we're not having any titles stripped, we're not having asterisks, we're not having anything. Cope and sneed all you want.
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>>154060610
already has a kid with her
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>>154060639
I wasn't aware Liverpool were supposed to be getting a point deduction
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>>154060639
Chelsea? Crystal Palace? Charlton Athletic? I don't know what that initialism refers to.
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>>154060657
Learn context clues and not this shite gimmick from before /epl/ was characterfag central.

>>154060653
Retard
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>>154060653
imagine being this much of an ABLiverpoolF.C.(EnglandnotmontevideonotEnglish)
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>>154060668
Anon thought the C meant Crushers.
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>>154060639
Mate nobody cares that derby county won the league twice in the seventies. You won’t find any AnyoneButderbyCounty people outside of Derbyshire and certainly not on this website. Just enjoy your “titles” haha
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>Chile lost 4-1 to New Zealand
Remember when Chile were good?
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>>154061076
they were down to 10 men
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>>154061085
Shouldn't be being beaten 4-1 even with 10 men after NZ, lad.
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>>154060036
He literally got sent off and gave away a pen in his last club match.
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Poundbakery > 2026 Greggs
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>>154060668
Anon thought the C meant Champions.
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Lifelong spurs fan. Victim of SA. Won't divulge details beyond that.

This club has held such a special place in my heart for so long. I cried at the final whistle in Bilbao and it's hard for me to imagine what my life would have been like without the weekly fixture to keep my sanity just out of arms reach. I watched until the end of every game we threw in stoppage time under Mourinho/Conte, every 0.0x xg under Frank, every transfer window we've done absolutely nothing. None of those moments compare to the level of pain I currently feel.

The rumors about RDZ's appointment have felt like a betrayal from a place that's been an escape for me. While I suffered with the crippling mental health affects of being a sexual assault victim I knew that I would have one (or more) chances a week to just focus on something else. It's like the very thing I used to get me through the lowest points of my life is being used as a weapon to promote an evil individual.

I want to say thank you to the sections of the fanbase who have been so vocally against the appointment of RDZ. The man is vile for defending Mason Greenwood. It's heartbreaking to see our club stoop so low. Turning to RDZ under any circumstances is completely and entirely unacceptable.

I understand I'm just another voice in the crowd at the moment, but to hire a sick man like that would be the final straw. It goes against everything I stand for, and I'm so proud of our community to see I'm not the only one. If RDZ gets hired it's very difficult for me to see how I could watch a single minute of our football, let alone remain a fan. I feel so sorry for anyone else in a similar situation. I'm truly devastated.

Call me plastic. Some things are bigger than football.
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>>154061280
And he bounces back with a MOTM. Proper big game player.
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Physical need Spurs relegated.
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>>154061333
didn’t read
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>>154060086
we know why they seethe
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>>154061515
Actual Chad. Not one of them doing shit about it.
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>>154061538
The best one of those is MADebayor sprinting the whole pitch to mock aw and aw pretending that the two stewards are holding all 3000 of them back
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>>154061337
Wasn't the MOTM. Wasn't a big game. Proper friendly statpadder.
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>Marc Cucurella admits Barcelona return would be 'difficult to refuse' as Chelsea defender discusses future away from Stamford Bridge
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>>154061515
My GOAT
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>>154061515
What a man.
What a player.
What a strong mind.
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>>154061333
>"Lifelong spurs fan"
You poor cunt.
Stopped reading right there.
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Absolute fucking CHAD.
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>>153993523
Tuchel is a moron, a clown and a complete fraud, I hope the worst for him. Cheers.
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>>154060610
Lezzer couples are so cute.
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Spurs are a scary team to face now
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MY FUCKING CAPTAIN and GNev are so based for their footballing ability and their political tendencies.
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>>154061608
Proper penalty
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>>154061603
>Tuchel is a moron, a total clawn and a complete fraud, I hope the worst for him. Cheers.
>>154061619
>Tuchel is a moron, a clown and a complete fraud, I hope the worst for him. Cheers.
Lol
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be's looking up what "total clawn" means
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Liversissy having a melty because Maguire dabbed on him at Anfield
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QUIZ TIME
>Igor Tudor won ZERO games in the Premier League as Tottenham Hotspur manager BUT can you tell me which team he won his ONE AND ONLY point against?
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>>154061757
Yeah, had to delete, fucking typo lol
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Comprehensive Sissy Melty.
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>>154061515
They’re permakwabbed and he knows it.
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>>154061601
He symbolically knelt on the necks of all blacks. Pure chad.
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>Searching for posts that contain ‘liversissy’ and from ‘United Kingdom’ and posts after 2025-08-15. 878 results found.
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>>154061809
Hmmmm, let me think… I feel like the team in question have some kind of tragedy in their past? Something for which they themselves are responsible for… something for which they’ve never taken a modicum of responsibility… hmm… it’s not Liverpool is it???
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>>154061859
>>Searching for posts that contain ‘liversissy’ and from ‘United Kingdom’ and posts after 2025-08-15. 878 results found.
Comprehensive Dave Dilation.
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>>154061847
Nope, he knelt because to him, Black Lives Matter. Based human rights CHAD.
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>>154061839
KEK
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>>154061839
mantroony admitting he's a virgin incel with this one?
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>>154061333
Reddit sissys doing my head in. Can't wait for them to change tune soon as he starts winning. Fuck off
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Why has Dave been posting about Tranny Faguire all evening?
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ay dios mio...
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>>154062391
he got a suspension from reddit
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>>154062471
top 5 midfielder right now
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>>154061333
de zerbi should just sink the club while we're at it
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woy looks rough which is kinda expected since dude's pushing 80yo
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>>154064615
Apparently that press conference was an absolute disaster and Woy is basically there for the £s and nothing else
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>>154064615
Seems like he just wants to get out of the house.
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aw absolutely trying to shithouse the league.
>Arsenal's 11 international withdrawals
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cedeyw01031o
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migrate when full

>>154066919
>>154066919
>>154066919
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>>154066921
>again making the new thread early on a slow as shit board
>still carrying on with the Liverpool/United tranny garbage
You're boring m8
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Ignore
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Sad that 2 of my favorite generals in 4chin are both riddled with earlyfags
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It is sad, especially as it’s in service of a couple of deranged homosexuals and their gay thread wars
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>>154067129
not sure why the jannies haven't banned 90% of posters ITT yet
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>>154067153
>90% of posters ITT yet
It's like one guy. Two at most.
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>>154067153
Would be a genuine improvement
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>>154067173
Incredible how so few sad fuckers decided to kill this general for no reason.
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>>154067225
Seems to be the case everywhere, doesn't it? A few loud obnoxious fuckers just ruins the thing for everyone else. And more often than not ruins it forever by making every new person behave the same way because the new person wants to fit in.
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>>154067173
there's no way it's a singular person, or at least that's what i hope so.
it's at least 2-3 mongs on it from the amount of posts i see
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Just saying anyone who makes a proper thread after hitting 500 will be gracefully bumped by me :)
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>>154067291
Probably Discord spastics.
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>>154067291
I think you are severely underestimating the power of autism, my friend
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Genuine new thread with all relevant fixtures for next two weeks: >>154067335
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>>154066798
>One less than the rest of the league combined
Absolute state of aw



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