>Time: 5:05 PM PT/8:05 PM ET>Place: Oracle Park, San Francisco>Television: Netflix. The game is the first of the streamer’s three-year contract with MLB and the game is being shown exclusively.>Radio: KNBR (English flagship) 104.5 FM/680 AM San Francisco; KSFN (Spanish flagship) 1510 AM/99.3 FM San Francisco.
shit teams
We didnt want your ass anyway, absolute footnote without the the juice
Imagine talking shit about Judge. Dude is a first ballot hall of famer, multiple time MVP, American hero, and Icon. What kind of joyless baseball hating 4chan loser do you have to be to say negative things about the best player in our sport??
Why did Steinbrenner FUCK UP the Bonds deal???
based bonds
>>153996025He's black
Absolutely based barry stiffarming that old faggot steinbrenner
You know there's some stupid son of a bitch out there who tuned in tonight solely on Burt Kreshner being part of the broadcast.
>>153996029you mean first ballot hof without the lying (papi shows you can get in with juice)
My Os would destroy both these shit teams
>>153996040He is adopted, honorary white.
Insane Barry lore drop there>>153996029now that's cope
cheer up yanks youve got chisholm now
reminder that barry did nothing wrong and its more based to NOT be in the hall of fame. all of the (((sports writers))) just want to brand the goyim with their mark of approval.
>>153996046Did I ask whore? No I didnt
older baseball blacks usually sound "white" because they don't speak like retarded blacks of today. they had dads.
>>153996019>>153996045i want to smell her farts
oof madone
>0-4, 4 Ks
>>153996046not lying, being a meanie weenie to reporters
>and it looks like a swing
John Carlos
>nu baker on the moundkino
>>153996049I'd destroy her O
>john carlos tannen
>>153996067how much did he bet on this outcome
>fudge
>>153996037He is the worst hitter in baseball this season retard
>baseball commentator in charge of knowing a safe call from an out call
hey grok has there ever been a titanium sombrero on opening "day" ?
>>153996083kek
>>153996076It's a data mining mossad bot, don't engage
>>153996037>t.Judge
YES YOU DID
OH YES HE DID
did judge stop juicing over the break?
>>153996089anon are you watching the game?
fudge is .000DFA when
god kill the broadcasters. legit braindead retards
This game STINKS on ice
YESYOU DIDYes you did you tried to fuck him!
>>153996104Just like my Aaron Judge
>>153996005>the only thing im happy to see while losingnow hurry and win and ill see your ass fridaybe real tho. is judge stupid? EVERY chance he comes to the bay he reminds everyone he had 2 chances to be here and tossed both. i love booing him just because how tone deaf he isDon't care, still winning. Aside from the existence of Barry Bonds, I have no issue with the Giants. I do like that him not signing with you makes you seethe though. I will admit that I was shitting bricks when he seemed close to it though.
Why only one game today?
RISPY STINKEES
>judge comes up to bat in the 9th>strikes out for a 5th time
goddammit i don't need a think piece artsy look at take me out to the ballgame. gayest baseball broadcast of all time.
>come back from dinner>Judge is now -04JUST>>153996038>>153996039>>153996041>>153996053What'd I miss? What'd Based Barry say about the Yanks?
I'm going to die a cuddleless virgin
shit looking like a covid era broadcast.
what the fuck is this trap remix shitgod I fucking hate Netflix
>jason bateman narration set piece
whoever that Jason Bateman guy is, he has a gay ass voice
>>153996121>George isn't here anymore so I can tell the truth, [my team] would've been the Yankees but Steinbrenner got on the phone and called us and he told me, Barry we're gonna give you the money, the highest paid player at that time, but you have to sign the contract by 2:00 this afternoon, and I said "Excuse me?" and I just hung the phone up. And I went to go get lunch and Dennis Gilbert my agent and them were like "do you know what you just did?" and I'm like "do you know what he just said?", I just said "forget it", by the time I walked down the street to go get lunch I said "let me just think about this", the Giants called me and I said "I'm going home"
>>153996110netflix paid top dollar for all eyes to be on their humiliation ritual
>>153996117Harry Carray died for this
Did baseball have more soul before or after Manfred took position as the Commissioner of baseball?
KEK why did they full screen that homeless looking nigga
>>153996125k keep me posted
>>153996138before nigga what question is that
NOW it goes to commercial
>>153996125literally just smile at a fat girl
really enjoying this broadcast
>>153996134Based Barry
>>153996134Holy basedThat's my HR KING
>>153996134BASED BARRY
>>153996125just go bang a hooker women will tear out your heart regardless so may as well just get your dick wet
this is how I picture all of you btw
>>153996117they 100% have retards making this shitthey honestly think they can just simulate soul
>>153996149kek
>>153996149this is a joez general
>>153996149for me it was "root for the home team" cutting to a homeless black guy that could have been from the streets of any MLB city
>>153996157someone please make this a basedjack
>>153996037I would never say anything disparaging about the best player in the history of the sport
>>153996108love you too ai anon. we gotta have a reason to hate the stankiees desu.
>>153996147fat girls don't count
gape my ass at the ballgame
>>153996157not far off
>>153996134Fuck it, I'm going to buy a Bonds jersey and have the 73 HR season record patch stitched on the shoulder. Fuck the haters.
>>153996173>he doesn't count by body massngmi
>>153996134barry would be in the hall of fame if he went to the yankees. they would have won 10 straight, and all the baseball writer nerds would have simply accepted that roids or not he is the greatest player that ever played (ok maybe ted williams and the babe have an argument but still)
>>153996173they need loving too some of them are cute anon
>>153996169Think you misclicked, that's not Bobby Witt Jr
>>153996176U N I T
>>153996171Everyone has a reason to hate my Yankees. 27, count 'em or algo.
>>153996157klenk>>153996176KLENKMAO
your best chance of landing a hot chick is finding a fat chick with a cute face and her losing weight later.
>>153996147Not even fat girls want me
>>153996176>148 poundsjesus are you starving yourself?
>>153996049based
>>153996181Tell that to A-Rod. The Yanks couldn't save him.
>>153996176Wow, diabetes, high blood pressure, gout, hyperlipidemia
>Mountain Dew Baja
>>153996149Delete this picture of me buddy.
>>153996194you a fat disgusting incel? or one of them skinny twiggy seething types?
>>153996157new soi face
>>153996108>>153996171>>153996190pedophile slop
>>153996205I'm a skinny, bald manlet
>>153996157Shit like this is why you never give video of yourself to these companies.
>>153996198a-rod should have hit 800 if he wanted cooperstown
what team does he cheer for?
bring back the off season. this sucks
>>153996221the sandlot
>>153996212gay nigga
>>153996221reds, cards, or guardians
>>153996220Bonds would've hit 800+ if the NL didn't wait till he retired to implement the DH.
>>153996221i know a barfs power bottom when i see one
>>153996142A question to let me know who the dumbasses are (the ones who say after)
>>153996149>>153996157instant classic
>>153996221he exclusively watches "pro" softball
was that tim anderson?
Gints should've never added names to the backs of their Home jerseys
JAMEIS?Kinda based, kinda cringe
>putting jameis winston next to a convicted felonkek
>>153996198A-Rod only had 1 ring, wasn't half the player Bonds was, and actually got suspended for roids>7 vs 3 MVPs>8 vs 2 gold gloves
This broadcast is so fucking bad lmao
>>153996212Keep your kink to yourself and kys for enjoying it.
>>153996242jame is what?
this is the worst
>>153996246It is. Manfred needs his ass kicked for this as well.
>>153996248yea I'm clueless too kek
Do you prefer to shave everyday or to let it grow?
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!
kill a netflix exec
I like Jamis but this game doesn't need crab leg antics.
Jameis is starting to wear on me like Marshawn Lynch did. The whole thing gets old.
enjoying the show?
Jameis needs to just retire and get into broadcasting already.
perhaps I was too harsh ESPN....
I could easily heem Jey Uso.
>>153996244A-Rod also actually took roids, whereas there's no hard evidence Bonds ever did beyond>uhhhhh he kinda LOOKED biggerThe sports writers hated him because he hated them because they shat on his dad for years.
STOP EXPOSING THE GODAMN BUSINESS
>>153996259nothings worse than snoop's 40 year minstrel show
what the FUCK are these monkeys on my screen blabbering about
>>153996176>148 poundsLaughs in American
Thank fucking god this is the only game besides Field of Dreams Netflix is doing
>>153996277They're doing the Home Run Derby too.
>>153996277They also have the HR Derby
>exposing the business in front of baseballFaggot
jameis seems a little ZESTY
just gonna drop some more for prosperity
>>153996276Actually that's more like 330 lbs.
>>153996277>Field of Dreams Netflixmore like field of nightmares. instead of corn this year they will probably have slaves emerge from cotton fields and make the entire crowd kneel
>>153996282>>153996283>>153996286that's not a game
>>153996273Baseball
>commercial>15 seconds of game>another commercialkill me
>>153996287i think the guy on the right is the yanks fan who posts here
>>153996284Exposing the business is part of the business now, mark
>>153996294What happens live during the commercial breaks?
Is Posey the worst executive in baseball?
>>153996287
>>153996295that would explain why he cant upgrade his slop generator
Arraez just hits. I’d take him over Judge any day. Homeruns are overrated.
>>153996291kys
arraez chicken
>>153996300fielders come off the fieldnew fielders come on the fieldpitcher warms upcrowd shenanigans
>>153996287.
>>153996300mascots dance on the dugouts with babes and throw free t-shirts at people. in san fran its probably black trannies twerking and throwing out buttplugs
can't wait to listen to cozy radio broadcasts on walks this year. always a great time.
>>153996267read the mitchell report
this baja blast sign is straight out of the early 2000s
Watch the yanks choke this shut out.
>>153996314how did they rope these people to singing take me out to the ballgame on a damn webcam?
Hehe pooholes
>>153996317we need 6 am games so i have games to listen to on walks. or maybe i could move to hawaii
I still can't believe the Giants only used this beauty for one season.
>>153996316>Gay Louis calling anyone else gaygapehole arse kek
>>153996329you could listen to a recording of previous games on the MLB app.
>Luis Arraez>criminally underrated
>>153996327i suspect they're actually ai generated, because i never heard this was a thing
>>153996327Problem chud?
my local league has streams with higher production values than this broadcast
guys im not actually a fat slobI stole that image
>>153996322>th-the Bush Administration saysStill waiting for those nukes in Iraq
>>153996332was this the early 90s? don't ask me how i know....................................
Place your bets: Will Fudge get the Platinum Sombrero?
>>153996347kek get a load of this fat cunt
>>153996348does bonds still deny ped use and also have 0 rings still
>>153996338>le basehit or GIDP manBut atleast he down strikeout!
>>153996311>>153996316Comfy. Seems like watching games live is the way to go. I wonder if other baseball leagues push commercials as much as the MLB.
>>153996352yes
>>153996337once you know it's recorded it's just not the same, come on man
>>153996347FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!
>>153996176Go on a three day fast every week and start carnivore diet, avoid seed oils. Fatty.
>>153996352dubs and he Ks
>>153996363yeah. not live sport is worthless
>0-7>*KRRASSSH*ENTER
>>153996347>fatty copeo i am klenkin
>>153996373
Grounding out is like winning the world series for Fudge.
jej
>>153996363>>153996372i manage to do it during football season. i spend all sunday outside doing a hobby, turn off all news, and watch recordings afterwards
>>153996176>327.6 lbswtf
Giants fan here. So glad we didn't sign that choke artist Arson Judge
AARON JUDGE IS ALREADY IN POSTSEASON FORM
>>153996363it's fucking 6am I'm trying to solve your problem anon
>>153996176Wtf is wrong with you toes?
>two backwards K's opening day lights too bright...
chudgeydoo 'em!
>>1539963502001. They used the road variant from 2000-02.
>>153996395good morning saar
they're showing the world series recap on TV, i wanna cry
Use an ABS on a swinging strike for the lulz
>Aaron Judge is playing 73 miles from his birthplace in Linden, CA.
>>153996409>playergod i miss him
>>153996395apprecite it but it's really a shitty solve amigo, i'll just keep listening to podcasts or music like a normal person
>>153996356Nobody took PEDs. It was all a psy-op.
Is it true that Yankee fans booed Judge at a spring training game following their WBC failure? Yea, I'm thinking he forces a trade, another east coast team running a great out of town.
>>153996409yeah i probably meant early 00s
netflix wont let the lockout happen
>>153996421Good, this nigga is a regular season babby
only thing that can save this fucking disaster is an 8 run walkoff total stankeedoo collapse. get it done manfred.
what if bonds went to new york and judge went to san francisco. which fanbase is happier with this alternate history
>>153996332I'd buy that in a split second.
S L U R P
I’m watching this through the gameday. I refuse to give my money to jewflix
Volpe makes that play.
Does Netflix think they have to show and feature black people every 5 minutes in order to keep fans interested?
>>153996435full kit wanker
Volpe would never
volpe wouldn't have fucked that
stinkees kek
if anyone does gay facepainting with their eyeblack they deserve failure and pain
did netflix rob the rookie of the year theme? it sounds very familiar...
>>153996437Stop imitating ur mother lel
i hate netflix and all tech companies. i wish everyone who worked for a tech company would vaporize overnight.
>CaballERROR
DA NEXT VOLPE!!!
>>153996442Hell, I'd even take a replica. Gotta be an original Russell, though, not Nike shit.
>>153996453lol good one
Doval's mannerism are one of a tranny
>>153996451>no... NO!!
yanks should have kept their facial hair rule. i don't need to see these dominican pubes
>>153996449this is unhinged
>>153996462then put your boyfriend's penis away and watch the game
Tomorrow is gonna be fucking K I N O
>>153996451uhhhh based?
>Rousey vs. Caranolol what
>>153996468no....NO@!!
>>153996468GOTTERN
>>153996468Kek
>>153996469>manfred forced a designated slurper to kinofy tomorrow for usthank you manfred!!
CC "ya know" Sabathia is a horrible game caller
im glad its over
BLANKED
winning a meaningless game in march is like winning the world series to jankee fans
>>153996475fuck of dominicANO!!!!!! (i'm actually not mad thoughever)
>wells>does not play well????????
JUDGE YES
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so glad its over. see ya friday
i never want to see that again
well there you godid we all have fun?
>>153996492YANQUIS LOSE
>>153996451I work for a tech company. Wouldn't mind this
I'm sad but not as sad as our offense
well now im reconsidering ever getting into baseballggs anyway
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Damn...yankees wonI was hoping to celebrate a yankee loss with thishttps://youtu.be/jY4sz9qykBw?si=ubInANNmbOf7sOub
gg Giants. To those of you who thought we'd lose today, please kill yourselves.
>>153996503kek
>>153996503There are 2,430 games a season, some are stinkers.
>>153996507>yankees calculatorwasnt that george costanza's job?
>>153996513aaron retard slashing 0.000/0.000/0.000
ggnyy
stankeedoo 'em
betfags rekt
>>153996503no one tell him none of these games have any meaning until october
why are so many of these retards getting Freddy Freeman veneers?
>>153996501thank you. you and all your bretheren are scum.
>>153996513Can't win 'em all. Anyway, I'm still gonna hunt for that kino 2001 black Giants home jersey. Might take me the whole season to find one, but now I want it. Bonus points if it's #25.
Powahhhhh
>Post Game interview involves eating hot dogs
Fried sounds like Napoleon Dynamite
>>153996520Don't care, still won. Proceed with kysing yourself.
>>153996513pedophiles deserve the rope
Bread made. Go Chadres!
>>153996527the world series brought to you by netflix
>mleb>betfagskek
If you wanna learn how to be a winner, watch the yankees. New york always comes back.
>>153996571Not the Mets, they haven’t won the division since 2015
>>153996571more like cums on guys backs kek gaynkees
>>153996553This looks like it needs more time.
>>153996583Hmmm I'll cook it for 10 more minute's but my gosh, that tasted amazing
>>153996553What kind of bread?
So Netflix is doing to baseball what they do to movies and TV - turning every person Black. In this case, the studio host, the field reporter, and the color commentator. That's not representation, that's racism.
>>153996577That was pretty funny. But how would you know gay guys coom on guys' backs?
>>153996019Never heard of Max Fried before today and I had him on my fantasy team. The jews always win, as they say!
>>153996602Sybau timmy
>>153996601Artisan bread, I followed a recipe on Instagram word to word, I think you need is flour, virgin olive oil, warm water, yeast and salt.
>Sybau timmy
>>153996602lauren shehadi is not black she's armenian
>>153996621That’s a man
>>153996622
>>153996615sheeeeeeeeit>>153996621Wasn't herhttps://nypost.com/2026/03/25/sports/jameis-winston-makes-crab-legs-joke-during-netflix-opening-day-coverage/
>racewar in mlb>it’s only game 1/162
Hmm, looks delicious.
>>153996648They started it
>>153996616>Artisan bread>that lump of baked dough lmao good one
>>153996649>fuck this bitch smells like hummus>why do I have to wear this coat >my balls itch>god that hotdog looks like shit
>>153996616>yeastCall 2hu’s wife
>>153996616Here’s your yeast bro
>>153996659Give me a recipe and I'll make it, foo.
>>153996680Yum
>>153996682Make banana or zuccini bread.
>>153996692Okieee, I'll do it.
Real talk, Russell or Majestic? Obviously Fanatics don't count.
>early season>yankee fans getting cocky
>>153999104Tale as old as time. Dominate shit teams, choke against good ones.
