Previous thread: >>153996070>Thursday, 26 MarchGeelong vs Adelaide @ Kardinia Park; 19:30 AEDT>Friday, 27 MarchCollingwood vs Greater Western Sydney @ Colonial Stadium; 19:40 AEDT>Saturday, 28 MarchSt Kilda vs Fitzroy @ Colonial Stadium; 12:35 AEDTFremantle vs Richmond @ Perth Stadium; 13:15 AWSTEssendon vs North Melbourne @ Colonial Stadium; 19:35 AEDT>Sunday, 29 MarchPort Adelaide vs West Coast @ the Adelaide Oval; 12:00 ACDTCarlton vs Melbourne @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 15:15 AEDT>ByesFootscray, Gold Coast, Hawthorn, Sydney
go crows
game's closening up
turdbo
loom status?
>But mummy, I dont want work on a Friday!
lmaoing so hard at all the normies who shamed me for not having a car for years
We are in here>>153998525>>153998525>>153998525
>>153998536>1 reply
>freekickgeelonglmaorigged as fuck
>>153998535You're still a PT bum
threadspergs kek
Get in here>>153998525>>153998525>>153998525
>>1539985506 of their 7 goals have come from free kicks
>>153998551I'm immune to normie social shame
>>153998536>>153998563you are mentally ill m8
>>153998565You're not allowed to notice this
i cant drive a car
Any loremasters explain why he spergs out when the threads have the match info?
I didn't get my licence until I was 23. I wish I never did.
>>153998574even straffo has his license
MIGRATE>>153998525>>153998525>>153998525
>>153998575autism
>>153998575Something about reddit
>>153998498
i dont sperg about it but i dont like turdbo's tryhard threads
I got my licence at 19 and then didn't renew it for over 5 years which I didn't know meant you essentially lost it. did the vort test again at 29 and then haven't even driven since.
>>153998586same
>>153998575I don't know the reason but there was a thread last year when he posted by himself for hours on end
>>153998574Same I want to get around to it but I haven't, and now it's too fucking expensive.
>>153998585The other thread would have been deleted by now if it was a janny
Should we all just post in thr nrl thread to get away from these thread cunts?
Anal sex with slutty European women
>>153998547Good stuff mate
>Jim Jeffries
>>153998588just remembered my licence expired this earlier month, haven't been driving so it completely slipped my mind
kek threadsperg spammed that "thanks janny" thing for hours by himself trying to make it a meme
>>153998601Insufferable
anything interesteing happen in the game tonight?
>turbs threadfinna BASED
>>153998602I renewed mine but still haven’t gone in to get the new photo. Can’t be fucked desu.
>>153998597/nrl/ has the worst threadsperg
Mac Andrew looks different from the last time I saw him
>>153998613Not a sausage
>>153998618might be the same guy desu
>>153998617i tried to renew mine online but it didn't let me because they want a new photo, shit's gay as brisbane
every cunt on site laughed when I turned up in my suzuki carry 4wd just before covid. now they're punching holes in the dunny wall because their 200k financed yankbarge is impoverishing them and isn't worth shit for resale.
ngl i've been enjoying the 7 coverage no spastic matt hill and the nostalgic music at quart time breaksads are annoying tho
>>153998498fucking shit OP
>>153998631Cool
>>153998634kane is good value
Buy a pushbike before the price skyrockets
>>153998609Wait until he finds out a bane supporter made this thread
>>153998641Can you dinky me?
>>153998641why buy, just steal some cunt's 15k road bike. the Lord gave us the great social equaliser, the cordless angle grinder, for a reason.
Cats are fucked lol
>Dzhilong
>>153998628i'm sure it isthese people have no life or enjoyment outside this autistic shit
Why would anyone care what the OP says? I don't ever read the thing
CROWSINFRONT
got a bike but I want an e bike too
Tank's hovering above a quarter fullI should've waited in line like a good cattle when I had the chance
fuck cars
every australian car should be running on lpg really
>>153998659Cool
>>153998655I tried asking him about it, I genuinely don't understand. No one reads OPs.
>>153998669Not for me
wait till meth heads start drilling holes in peoples fuel tanks
SCORESARELEVEL
>>153998677Cool
the scores are level
the attention seeking community ruining turbofaggot
What will the abos sniff now?
bailey sniff is one of those players who gets 35 disposals and 30 of them are worthless shit
>>153998670my working theory is that the detailed and relevant op cools down the moderation
>7.11thank you come again
bindi irwins fat tits
>>153998679Cool
i'm not opposed to a loom
>>153998690this but ricki-lee
>>153998696A tie is like kissing your sister
crows vs catsa historic rivalry
>>153998685I was once on a look ate train and there was an abo spraying paint into a plastic bag then huffing it. His mouth was silver.
is this some of yous first time watching a geelong cheat ground game?
I Cooled the cunt because of his shitty tradie car tantrum story and now he is Cooling everyone in the thread
>>153998699problem?
I 'member when it was skilled stadium
>>153998701This happened to me too, he even offered me some.
there are no personalities any moreits all just larpers
Wanna watch a movie after but it's not friday night
>>153998711can't believe it's been over 10 years since desu senpai has been filtered
>>153998714Cool
>>153998716>moviefoy
Lads, Shannon just posted
why cant cats kick a goal?crows will go down there and kick one soon
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>153998729at this rate that'll just make the score even again
Is the geelong era over?
>>153998729
HOLY RIGGAMOLY
>clear boot of geelong player out of bounds>geelong free kick!>geelong goalthats the cheat ground in effect
CONTROVERSY
same old Dzhilong, always cheating.
>>153998741stop noticing
no mate you never answered or addressed why you started up again, after years of not being a faggot you decided to be a control freak and fuck everyone else over. don't twist this back on me either. you're just a sad hollow old cunt following a shit football team.
>>153998734>thumped by Suns>just got over the line against Freo after giving up a 6 goal lead>struggling to put away an under manned Crows at homeFeels over.
ROBBED
geelong cheating in geelong of all places? colour me surprised.
>>153998702>>153998741IDS LE CHEAD GROUND Dx Dx
>>153998750You ok m8?
>adelaide getting fucked over by a cheating noncall AGAINkek i almost feel bad for them
>>153998592but did he eat his own shit, piss and cum and blame his posting on a child?then he still has a chance of redemption.
We MUST rev
poollie henry always trying to do some fancy jacky chan shit
>geelong drop the ball 10 times>nothing
REV IT UP
What hotel do players stay at when playing Geelong?
>>153998631I punch cones in the dunny. might try calling them holes, see if I can start a trend.
>stop play for 40 seconds to reverse a free kick earlier on the boundary >don’t bother doing the same for a more obvious free at a critical time in the game >non-decision leads to a goal
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>>153998650I call mine the skeleton key. love my grinder. and my 36 bikes ready for sale. go pies.
>>153998763you look forward to this every weekend don't you? this is all you have.
RIGHT IN FRONTOF ME
crows need to start scoring soon
>>153998796Yeah.
crom would lose anyway but fuck me umps are shithouse this game
>>153998805cancer
mannagh the spastic throwing his arms out constantly i HATE players that do that shit
fucking pathetic by the scumps, it's either holding the ball or holding the manmake a fucking decision you mongs
THATS THE DAGGER
This game has just been a steaming pile of dogshit. Poor skills, poor umpiring, poor commentary. I should have just gone to bed early
>>153998782The After Dark Plaza
>>153998819thisdisappointing game shouldn't have watched it hope tomorrow night is better
>old blokes missing the high 5LMAOOO
le chead grounds xDxD poster sure went silent after geelong weren’t given an obvious deliberate out of bounds free kick just before
3 goals3 minutesthat''s the equation
>>153998825
>cromkekKEKK E K
crows win if tex plays
*is useless*
>>153998819been the same all season so far, just complete shit all over in general
>>153998828You mean the less than sufficient square up?
>Crows were expecting to lose>LoseWorth revving?
>>153998834bane dogs was good, can't think of too many other good games though
and respected by our foes
>>153998840thursday night, wouldn't be any drunk spastics on 5aa (not crows fans at least)
>>153998833This but Milera, why did my fucking stupid brain bring him into my squad?>Keeps running AWAY from the ball>Sat on the bench half this quarter>When the cameras were on him on the bench he ushered someone else to go on instead of him
2 goals77 secondsthat's the equation
>>153998829What's the equation now?
Hmmmm, le chead grounds xD xD poster sure went silent after Adelaide ran that ball 30 metres without a bounce and wasn’t called on it
What’s the closest thing to a hattrick in afl football?
>>153998843Saints Demons was really good. Crows dogs wasn’t bad. Iggs vs Norf was unironically good.
>isuck spankinKEK faggot
>RankOH NO NO NO
>Small forward tries for his own individual stat instead of guaranteeing a team goal>Lose any chance of winning as a resultKek. Never change.
rankine you dumbfuck
>>153998852bro worrell was $50k more, what are you doing? lol
down at ghmba stadium
Hmmm, what made Rankine touch that ball? Was it the voodoo of the LE CHEAD GROUND XDDDD?
>>153998840>8 point loss with 25 to 13 free kicksI'm thinking it's worth a listen to see
fucking dumb boong just cost me 500
See you next week.
Will the crows ask for a please explain?
>>153998882see you mate, thanks for joining us
this guy gets so upset when you point out geelongs cheat ground kek
>>153998870It was Wayne doing the heavy lifting in defense R1 so I brought him in, then they completely changed his role and Worrell and Butts started kicking ass! Now if I were to swap Milera to Worrell you just KNOW the return of Laird will make Worrell's role shift
>>153998759>>153998828>>153998759>>153998875>get blatantly incorrect free call in your advantage>HUH??? THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!! THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!
darcy fogarty - 6 touches 0.0
Tick it over.mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
>all that just to get raped by fred next weekcrowies will NOT be happy next weekend
>>153998889worrell is the real deal brother, reminds me of prime sicilyhad 5 clangers tonight and still got 96 and 30 touches, 96 is his lowest score in his last 6 gameshe only goes up $25k too so there's still plenty of value, jump on. takes kick ins, intercepts at his best, clean below his knees and kicks it long
Adelaide CHOKES
>>153998891Awwww what’s the matter, is there a le chead ground hiding in your closet?
>two home games in a row>against two lowly interstate sides>heavily inflated free kick counts in both games#justcheatgroundthings
>>153994764GLOVE UP FAGGOT
PisslongBumlong
free kickadvantage? geelong
>>153998898why don't black people get white ink tattoos?
what is it with the shats and the scumps? it genuinely beggars belief, every fucking game they get kissed on the dickeven the grand final they had 17 free kicks to 4 in the first halfif I had a dollar for every time a geelong player dropped the fucking ball while being tackled with prior and got away with it I would buy the strait of hormuz
>>153998907Lmao little sook got bullied by a le chead ground in school
>>153998914i will ironic xd comment this post cause i have no answers really
>Disposals: 410 vs 329Geelong were putrid to only turn that into an 8 point win.
>>153998911>mymfw uncle A didn't imagine what he could be buying instead
I wouldn't sing the song after a win, too embarrassing.
I'm nooticing...
>>153998912Fades super quick and ends up looking like scar tissue.
just saw a cheat ground molest a seething obese neckbeard at the injection room lads
>>153998935Kek
>>153998935Anyone ask for pictures?
why don’t black people stop committing crimes at disproportionately high rates?
>>153998867many such cases
>>153998935not my problem
>>153998927shut it down
I enjoy getting arsefucked
>>153998927>interstate teams all at the bottomHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................
>>153998937how did you get this picture of le chead ground poster
>>153998926same, just not in me to do cringy things like that. singing, dancing, being loud in public. just not me
i'm so glad i don't give a fuck about gambling or fantasy shit checking every single stat and freaking out about bench time
>>153998944crisp bane customer
>>153998945Bottom 3:>Collingwood 15.0>Fremantle 14.0>Melbourne 12.5
How many abos can an AFL team carry before they're a liability?
think chead ground poster is having a megamelt
yeah brisbane must be real gay the way they bent the shats over and fucked them up the arse in the last qtr kek
>>153998926>>153998949What did dusty do in the team song, can’t imagine he’d be cringe like that
fuck i love watching hot sluts farting
Is that a dwarf on the right of screen with a microphone? White strips on his jumper's arms.
TACTICAL WANK INCOOMING
>>153998981Looks like Scoops.
>>153998986What would Jesus think?
>>153998964you can't even type through your tears champ, he's got you on the ropes kek
>>153998987scoops trying to rizz up 13 year olds again
>>153998935y'all come back now
>>153998989i wonder this every time i see those sloots wearing cross necklaces
turdbo is a fucking retarded spacker but trying to threadsplit is even more cringe imo
>>153998991took you 15 minutes to come up with that one, chead grounds poster? maybe mummy will tuck you in tonight
>>153999002Pride is a sin. You are not better than your fellow child of God.
>>153999005i'm not the cheat ground poster you little bitch lol, keep seething though
who up rebuilding dey list
TICK TOCK HAWTHORN
>>153999009watch out there’s a chead ground under your bed lmao
crazy how only essendon got called drug cheats when peelong had the same bloke running the same program
fuck how funny are boomers under social media posts trying to get tech support from them
get fucked the lot of you, had enough of this “general”. Sick of the cunts in here namedropping as though there is a “lore” of some kind, just pathetic as fuck, you’re all beacons of mediocrity while I’m chasing greatness.
>>153999022Based Bruce
>>153999022app doesn't load video just spinning wheel and black no help on web page help
I TURNED IT ON BUT THE SCREEN'S NOT ON AND THE LIGHT ISN'T WORKING WHAT DO I DO THANKS-GREG
>>153999028shut up cunt
>>153999015me
down to eating one small meal a day from pantry staples thanks to the orange paedophile fucking piece of shit maggot cunt
>>153999022lions are gay the way they will rape this pathetic faggot's bussy by 70
sometimes you fuckers are pretty funny
>>153998690yes please
>>153998935country is as country does
>>153999064art
>>153999064IT STARTED WITH A WHISKEEEEERRRRRRAND THAT WAS WHEN I LICKED HEEERRRR
>>153999055such a fucking cunt of an administration really
Not having a go, but
Car ownership will become a class issue
Hi,My parnter and I have moved to a new suburb in Brisbane and she likes to go on runs in the morning and evening.There is a guy who sits outside on his porch, stares at and heckles young women running past. Has already happened twice in three weeks. Both in the morning and evening.She saw other women having the same experience so its safe to say hes probably well known if this has already happened twice just to her.Is there any way to actually make this guy face any consequences?
worlds popping off thanks to ole trumpy the no wars president
>>153999150make the consequences never be the same
>>153998879imagine how much 1,00,00 could cost you
baz got 40 disposals. gut runner.
>>153998944but not headbutted? make your mind up
bazball
>>153998964add chead ground to fairweather and whatever other new word lodges in your negroid brain.
*be's looking up gay bars and gay saunas in brisbane, ironically*
did a massive toilet destroying shit, puts anything from that faggot poosh to shame
>>153999260Yazball.
FAGPIES
>chead ground
I'm ready to admit it was sleet
This thread has a massive you problem
>>153999276thos but yazfeetmyball iykwim haha
lol
There is literally nothing wrong with corruption when it benefits your team.
>>153999316is it.. this?>>>/a/287000027
Why are gambling companies allowed to limit you, feel like there should be more uproar about this
>>153998935and you didn't turn around and clock the cunt? pissweak
>>153999276I'd play this game
I did say that last disposal rule was going to be trouble when there were borderline calls when the umpires weren't really sure if it was touched or not
>>154002343why cant they just 3rd ump the shit if its contentious. Not that hard to have some tism cunt sitting there checking in real time
>>154002496like a var in the soccer?
>>154002496The entire point of the rule was to make the game faster though.Having to check not only causes a delay but warps the game as players get time to rest, man up, set up behind ball when the decision is made
Ohayou cuties
>>154002619>>154002527doesnt have to be a convoluted process, just someone watching the same shit we are. flash the colour of the team whos free it is on screen or tell the ump via earpiece.dont support either team playing last night but that was a critical error given the context of the game
>>154005145I strongly disagree. Any third person umpiring that requires accuracy is going to be convoluted and take time.
>>154005218when the result of a game potentially depends on an accurate decision its worth it, crows were wronged. Im sure theyd rather the correct call even if the other team has time to reset over a free to the infringing team. would.only be for contentious calls
>>153999525Limit as in how much they bet to lose or how much they let you deposit?
>>154005435It's footy tho, you can say the same for any decision on any part of the ground. This kind of thinking is a path to american style football where play is constantly stopped so play can be analysed
>>154005566He probably means if you are a winning player they limit your bet size or straight up don't take your bets.
>>154005598Youre probably right, maybe a throw in if any doubt then. Just seems a harsh result
>>154005642In that case there is uproar but it is limited to a very small percentage of gamblers, most people just assume >wahhhh rich people are cwying wahhhh There's been parliamentary inquiries that go almost nowhere probably because the pollies don't want the taxation to be interrupted from it. Bookies are actually getting reamed through taxation which are passed onto the punter in the form of worse odds, relative to previous decades, so they limit uneconomical customers through their Ts & Cs.Rob Waterhouse spoke of a very wealthy business man getting restricted across 25 different accounts despite losing $14m between all of them, why? Because he put through $200m, his ROI was -7% and at those amounts after overhead and taxation -7% is uneconomical for the bookmaker.
gma
kek tradies fucking up as usual
tradies are the grass roots of afl and keep leagues around australia populated with players and supportersoffice workers know they are doing womens work and the mere mention of a tradie sends their already elevated estrogen levels higher and hurts their feelings knowing the last ounce of masculinity they clung to disappeared the moment they walked into an environment saturated with feminism and woke ideology
Good morning alf
>>154006535lmao you’re my fucking puppet. Dance for me bitch, I post and you respond, you little bitch
It's interesting reading up on Tom Willis because he's painted out to be a giant racist but he was a flatout libtard.
Crazy how the National Australia Bank can axe another 500 jobs to send to India. Not very national or Australian.
tits or gtfo, moobs will suffice. thanks for the (you) kek
Is there an end in sight to fuel prices rising?
>>154006850Mad Max soonAlready attaching spikes to my 98 corolla
Up and *achoo* at 'em
You blokes are fucking legends you know that
It’s so cold what gives
>>154008420Put on a sweater
who here's team won already this round?
>>154008527my loins
Nick Daicos plays today btw
>>154008527iggs
>>153998808>>153998914>>153998816Let's put your theory under the microscope genius. So you think that Geelong have a home ground umpiring advantage because why exactly...? Oh, and remember the difference between the correlatory and causal when providing all of your evidence! I would also quickly google 'logical fallacies' before responding.Or, your other option is to continue being a reactionary moron that spits sh1t, without the capacity to defend any of it.
Shall be watching Frankston v St Kilda in the VFL rather than Collingwood/GWS
>>154009057How about you quickly look up getting my fist in your jaw cunt
>>154008527Dosn
>>154009057Home ground advantage exists because there are all sorts of environmental factors that lead humans to act in a biased way which is exacerbated by how quickly umpires need to make decisions.Recent psychological studies show that making accurate and unbiased decisions is very difficult even in a calm setting. In a high pressure fast situation it is almost impossible.So there is all sorts of psychological pressure on umpires that causes them to make compromised decisions when umpiring for a team that has a home ground advantage.
I smell like shit
>>15400905725 to 13 free kicks2 50m penalties against the cromfuckwit subhuman geelong polesmoker
>>154009057Geelong should 0-3, without the umps to give them momentum they crumble
>>154005218Every cunt at home watching the tv knew it was wrong instantly
call it shardinia park because every cunt in geelong is on meth
>>154009550You can't make an instant decisions and relay it to the umpire it's not feasible. It will take at least one or two replays, maybe one slowed down.Also if you get it wrong as a review umpire it looks even worse so you have to be certain
Crows getting found out, their incredibly easy draw last year is what did half the job for them finishing 1st.
>>154009620wow profound thought get this guy on fox footy asap
>>154009620yep, agreenow let's see the end of geelongs fixture last year
I dont even have a job but im still happier on weekends for some reason
>>154009835Because the footy's on m8
>>154009620That and having hardly any injuries. Whereas now they have a few and are getting exposed. Not sure who wins of them or fred next week.
>>154009183razor was an annoying prick but he felt to me like one of the few umps who didn't actually get that influenced by the crowd/care if he was booed
>>154009859It's unconscious, you can't really do anything about it except umpire a shit load of games and eventually you get better at it
IF ...seemingly everyone is writing off the Magpies ...THEN ...not me. Sure, they don't rack up big scores. Sure, they don't have a scary forward line. Sure, they're old. But they've got Nick Daicos as well as a coach who refuses to lie down and a pride that is empowering.
>>154008646lmao they won the cocksucking comp
this general has some issues
>>154009060carn the dolphins
>>154009803It's the same level of fixture they get at the end of every other yearWhat's your point.
It’s blowing a gale atm…and it’s a bit windy outside too haha iykwim lol
Business idea: On the week that is the peak of autumn, fill the stadiums with brown and yellow leaves. Easiest hack for sovl ever.
>>154010156April 31st, aka our halloween
>>154010097Kiss my arse dickhead
>>154010198I'll gouge your ass out with a rusty picket.
serious issues
>>154010237Oh what and your life is so fucking perfect?
>>154010268seek help
Stop being so judgey
>>154010231You won’t get near my arse before I fucking put two straight right hands across your jaw and shatter it.
I don't feel well :(
So I'm guessing security/police will be on alert for homophobic language at the lions/blues game on Saturday
>>154010549well they certainly won't be concerning themselves with gun carrying muslims
7 hours until DAICOS
>>154010573Firearms aren't allowed in the stadium m8
>>154010663Wasn't someone caught last year with a pistol or somethint?
>>154010698Youre not supposed to remember that
>>154010698Yes and he was arrested, charged, found guilty and imprisoned
>>154010791Proofs?
I wonder when we'll have male prostitution sex rituals to our God Baal before the afl
I want some sexy stories about AFLW players, anyone know any?
If this country was full of cute young girls I would fight for it but it's full of old ran through hags
I liked the part last night where an Adelaide player tried to kick a goal from 90 metres away. I wish I had that kind of hope in my life
stop posting idiot
my norfies are a shoe in right?
>>154010967Australians are ugly people, inside and out.
>>154011064Yeah to lose lmao dickhead
>>154011115Not me
you blokes are deadset fucking retarded
do you fucking dumb shit fuckwits reckon the gay bane shit will drive away that one annoying seppo with that butcher mick
i don't understand the question
Found a hot girl online but sadly she doesn’t have an onlyfans
Is it "party rockers in the house tonight"?Or "party rock is in the house tonight"?
Funny how much the idea of working from home upsets baby boomers when they are mostly retired now and not affected at all
>>154011397mate they cannot handle it can theyboomers at exec levels are foaming at the fucking mouth afr wrote some fucking cringe ass article about how it destroys the working relationshipsuch fucking trash
Only jobs with the work from home option are ones which add no value to society
>>154011498HOES MADHOES MADHOES MAD
>go on lunch>park up at my local sushi place for 20 minutes>post outrageous bait in /afl/ to generate more replies so that I feel less aloneCrisp
>>154011325Have you tried sliding into her dms?
>>154011756le epic jonkler face
>AFL admits to umpire mistake in Adelaide Crows’ close loss to the Geelong CatsSo it happened AGAIN
>>154011498this is unironically true
God I love being a neet
lack of provisions don't bother me because I grew up with nothingI could survive on a couple of loaves of bread a week and be fine
>>154011397sour grapes m8
>>154011891Won't mean anything until umpires get fined and suspended
Woke up this morning from the strangest dreamI was in the biggest army the world have ever seen
work, status and materialism replaced religion for the boomers. Their highest idea of "good" in life is essentially having a high position at a company. I've come to this conclusion based on conversations with all different walks of life boomers. They all inherently believe this. From the staunch atheists ones to the Christian ministers.If you don't "respect" this "natural hierarchy" in their eyes that the working world is life and you automatically look up to who is above you in it and strive to be in their position, you are essentially committing blasphemy. For them to acknowledge that this isn't the meaning of life would be to dismantle their entire belief structure. It's a entire moral scaffolding. "You are a good person because you worked hard"
not reading all that
crazy how performative australians are
i read it and thought it made a fair point
cold and hungry
>>154012257they'll have to perform surgery on you after i break your fucking jaw you deadshit worthless neet spastic fuckstick
this general is problematic
>>154012007look at nigel nofriends over here trying to drum up sympathy kekmum didn't get you an xbox for christmas champ?
threadsperg you doing alright after yesterdays incident?
how turdbos bf licks turdbos smegma off his dick by bringing up threadsperg
i guess not
seems he's not
wish I lived in Rural Ireland
just don't understand why another man cares so much about some spoonfeeding poof who makes shit threads
>>154012350Can you explain why the OP bothers you? Talk to me, I'm here to listen. We will get to the bottom of this.
>>154012298what?
all you have
>>154012348for me, it's girl with scottish accentshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/qBTIIJOid6k
Wish there was some afl on as the voices are telling me to drink an entire bottle of makers mark
the fact that you asked for me shows me you crave thisrent free dickhead
This country is cooked Without working and consumerism this country has nothing to fall back on. Shit will get crazy real quickly
R U OK?
I've never been ok. I remember being depressed in kindergarten
>>154012495Do you think it's due to circumstance or maybe a possible chemical imbalance?
>>154012504both
RIGHTINFRONTOF ME
>>154012410https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ValUyjInX1YI like this one a lot, she's stunning to me.
>>154012563NEED to know if the carpet matches the curtains
From now on the term "collywobbles" and "umpires pets" will be considered hate speech in this thread with a possible punishment for a 5 year ban.
Joshy is in here, I can tell
just woke up
garn gym
need to plap a woman badly
im a dirty rotten disgusting slob
>>153998498>essenshit v norf>poort v wce>carlshit v deesbased shitters round
I can't get hard in the presence of a woman
>mfw tradies run out of Diesel
>>154012818>before and after sitting on my junkthis all rhymes, it's like poetry
>>154012818This girl is like 14
prime (time television)
Might start smoking meats
iggs
>>154013133crisp brisbane fan
>smoking meat
can’t stop crying aye, I’m a fat fucking mess
>>154013309Based Chloe Pink
wish chloe would suffocate me with her pink iykwim haha
Collingwood game comes in in 3 hours (1:40 am here). I’ll have to download it tomorrow. I’m kind of starting to learn the rules of the sport.
>>154013358>I’m kind of starting to learn the rules of the sport.crisp afl umpire
>>153998498Hey guys if the afl match is boring can you PLEASE watch australia vs Cameroon on the soccer
simply cannot wait for the afl to retvrn to hubs, footy frenzies and locky d in response to decades of deliberate government policy to fuck our critical energy sector into the ground
>>154013357haha nah, sorta? say more?
cannot wait for the end of mutual obligations and double cenny and a footy festival like covid
This really does prove that >we should have invested heavily in walkability and public transport infrastructure years ago. This is what car-centric sprawl gets you.
>>154013387>>154013357expand or have you left haha to get pinked lol?
>>154013401This. So much this.
>>154013401This but without a hint of irony. Sick of aus/pol/ blowies justifying using fossil fuels for transport.
Id like her to sit on my face naked in such a position her labia envelope my nasal cavity whiles her vaginal opening encases my mouth with such a seal that I suffocate
just checking in, has brisbane won a game yet?
G OC A T S
>>154013481>play 2 top 4 teams>get a bye to restSt Kilda are about to get raped
not to be rude or anything but you didn't answer my question
>>154013503CHECK THE WEBSITE FUCKHEAD, NOT YOUR SEARCH ENGINE
>>154013519Was this bloke gay too?
spic daicos
>>154013523can you please make sure the ladder is included in the next op
and the temperature, betting odds, broadcast options, ins and outs of the teams etc. if you have access to that sort of information
australia is in a bit of trouble
>>154011891>ooops! tehee! oh well geelong wins again lol
>>154013566you lost tranny
>>154013481guessing you are a swans fan who celebrates the march wins?brisbane win on the final day on saturday champ
just remembered richmond's list lads
I've never had sex
im basically the ray shoesmith in real lifedont fuck with me mate
>>154013569it's fine, they don't win when it matters most
rare game where collingwood has to travel tonight
>>154013588>le somehow runs into a more evil guy than him every episode manHack writing by Scott, can only suspend disbelief so much. The production of the show is really nice though.
>>154013587same and it's looking increasingly unlikely I ever willI don't really care though
>>153998498>@ Colonial Stadium;>le 2000s big corporation is le funnier to name rather than 2020s big corp because sovl xD!!!!! im so quirky and unique!!!!
>>154013601Wonder how their output will be affected?
>>154013608Yeah I care less and less about it these days The lack of gf hurts more than the lack of sex desu
why are normies getting so excited for a tv series that everyone knows the story to
>>154013646Australian women are by-and-large awful anyway, I don't bother my time with them. Go too much self-respect to date a FOB Asian too.
>>154012372i don't give a shit i just think the lower effort the OP is the more sovlfvl it is
I’m on day 2 of nofap/noporn, not due to self control but because I somehow had no urges these two days.
i just want to eat a pussy i didnt pay for
pizza time
multi is ON
I've thought before about hiring a prostitute less for losing my virginity and more to learn how to fuck good so that if I do have sex I don't embarrass myself
>>154013677>in my opinion
>life without turbo>peaceful threads>no one rushing to make threads 100 posts earlysure blame me for shooting the messenger but he indirectly causes all these spergouts plus the ops are fucking shit
Never considered a prozzie, never considered sex outside of marriage
>>154013720yep
>>154013720>>154013732samefag
luckily theres a thread already in the catalogue so the turbocancer wont make one
>>154013733serious question, do you ever get tired of sticking up for this spastic who you've never met? you are like that absolute spacker who made the philmarillion. are you making the turdbomarillion or something
>>154013653Is anyone excited about the HP show?
NEW>>154013761>>154013761>>154013761
powah
too early will make a real thread once the time is right
>>154013771crispola
angel poli bros?? /alf/'s favourite girl is making a big jump...
>>154013771was spamming the board part of your plan? we already have one champ >>153998525
>>154013782its not relevant today
>>154013788get a grip cunt
was thinking we were due for a spergout, it's been a while
ill come back once you niggas sort ya selves out
Just sad all the time
Love saying nigga
>>154013832>>154013833Dualitie de alf
>>154013764>>154013782Fuckheads; the pair of ye
I wish there were a way to start a thread without an OP
gave sportsbet more of money again
>>154013720Truke, turbo is cancer and always has been
>>154013881How about I start hammering your jaw and fat guts with my fists??
>>154013893You have been studying probability and statistics every day right?
>>154013911ಠ_ಠ
58 minutes until collingwood's season is OVER
>>154013923it was over when they traded good draft picks for players like poostan and shitz
>>154013362doubt it cox
If Collingwood lose tonight I am going to be completely despondent. It's been a rough week.
>>154013931crisp peter daicos
reminder the afl made wildcard because they speculated collingwood would drop this year but still wanted them in finals for money reasons
am I the only one
NEW>>154013761 >>154013761 >>154013761
what's wrong with collingwood?
fucking idiots
>>154013956Eddie Mickguire
Sex dolls and 'Diddy' costumes: the latest AFL drama
OP autism is so tiresome. now with two threads (again) moppys will be fucked off too. well done
I reckon Howie is a serial killer or beats his wife at minimum
hope you guys have tickets for the nick daicos show tonight
I once more beseech you, either post your bet slips or don't bother posting about gambling at all.Only exception is if you're having a melty because you missed it by one leg
simply overwhelmed at what thread to post in so not posting at all tonight
may i have your attention pls:>>154015054
