XI BOLIVIA: Viscarra; Medina, Haquín, Morales, Roberto Fernández; Villamil, Matheus, Cuéllar; Terceros, Monteiro, Ramiro VacaXI SURINAME : Vaessen; Van Gelderen, Denswil, Bogarde, Anderson; Abena, Pinas; Chery; Kerr, Piroe, Boëtius.
Hoping for Suriname to pull it off. I have to root for my CONCACAF brethren.
>>154006793basedif suriname makes it we could be cums
>separate thread for thiswhyanyways, Bolivia are blatant altitude babbies. Only /sp/ users who would root for them are>actual bolivians>people who know about hot caporales dancers (me)
>>154007425Qrd on hot caporales dancers?
>>154006793Let's fucking go
>>154007476they wear anime-tier mini skirts while dancing, so you get blatant upskirts as they danceyou can find clips on tiktok with caporales and san simon related hashtagsonly names I bothered to remember are natalia paola rocha and tefy quiroga>>154006641Bolivia are not favorites
>>154007536>only names I bothered to remember are natalia paola rocha and tefy quirogaWell that's my half-time sorted then, thanks
Very high likelyhood of the winner of this game getting a spot at the World Cup because of the whole Iran thing. Would mean Iraq would get Iran's spot and the winner of this getting a spot because the next game would be vs. Iraq.
Shamefur dispray so far for the bolis
>bolivia with more possessionuhhh
>>154007714Suriname is killing them with Ngububall. But the bolis have had 2 good long shot chances
GRAN MARICAS
KEK what was that miss
Absolutely insane misses on both sides holy shit
That was gonna be the GOAT Ngububall goal
This is turning up to be a kino game, shame about the slow threadHOLY SHIT
>that goalieKekGreat moustache on the lad too
>They FINALLY benched Lampethank god
In Miguelito I trust
not looking good bolibros...
>>154008045If anything they have improved. Suriname was running away with it for the first 20 mins.Ngububall teams always flake in the second half
Bolivia look very uninspired
>>154007609Iran isn't going to withdraw, certainly not at this point. If they do they'll wait until the tournament starts and then boycott it because fuck (((FIFA))) and help bring this whole thing into disrepute.
>>154008160That'd be very gay.They should at least send a B team
>>154008153Usual
>>154008174Just score bro, its even that hard.
There's a town in Bolivia called Okinawa
>Bolivia with 68% possessionkekthis isn't normal
Seems pretty even so far. Have to admit Bolivia's playing a bit better than I expected.
love international breaksSaw Liechtenstein win in Tanzania earlier (their first ever match in Africa)now watching Bolivia and fucking Surinameand tomorrow night I get to watch this nigga play against Messicrazy world
>>154008160Their sports minister literally just banned the team from going to the US today
>>154008275based. Liechtenstein also beat Saudi Arabia once>>154008254Pajeetbro, its Suriname
>>154006641
>>154008297>based. Liechtenstein also beat Saudi Arabia oncelmao africa and asia are such dogshit
>>154007536don't they specifically wear granny panties for that? I've never seen actually good panty shots from it.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
CONCACAFONCACAF
>>154006641>The city of La Paz
GOAL SURINAME! A little messy but who cares.
They deserve to be eliminated just because of that goal
GÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL
fuck's sake
>>154008482truly concacafian
GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL
>>154008488>Defender blocks GK from getting the ball away
>>154008482>>154008506Thats a bonafide Ngububall goal
>>154008509Combined with the classic Bolivian tradition of the goalkeeper blaming the goal on an injury
Bolivia, wtf
I always said suriname was elite
Suriname please save football
Shameful
CONMEBOL-hermanos..
>Bolivia got eliminated by a South american team thats not in CONMEBOL
>mexicans are gonna get the bolivia game cancelled
They are relying on Third like hes Messi. That strat didnt work for the Argies for 15 years
>>154008621The strongest SA team advances
I bet my whole minimum wage paycheck on a Suriname win
>>154008650Miguelito will score.
>>154008650What are the odds my fellow bolivian raspacoca?
Groningenbros...
>Bolivians relying on crosses vs Ngubusgrim rim grim
>playing at one of the lowest elevation stadium in MexicoBolivia bros it's not fucking fair
What happens at Surinam?
>>154008602Seeing both Suriname and Curacao in the WC would be good vibes in the Netherlands I'd imagine. At least until Morocco gets knocked out and then the chimpfest kicks off.
>>154008689dutch things
>>154008689mucho sexo
>>1540086743.0 when I put the bet in
>>154008689Curse their parents for deciding to stay in fucking Suriname instead of fleeing to the Netherlands like half the country did after independence.
Welcome to conmebol Suriname and Guyana, you can keep Bolivia
>Score once>GK starts getting double crampsBolivia will get conCACAf'd
>>154008701Cape Verde too, one of the biggest capeverdean diasporas is in Rotterdam. A bunch of players from here also play for them.You're right about Morocco, they're the least comfy by far. The Turks can get a bit nationalistic about it but you can really tell the Ottomans used to be a proper civilzation compared to the Moroccan mountain gangs.
>>154008717>getting 3 minimum wages backgood investment
WTF I'm pro Bolivia now.
joga bonito
Lmao, it's such a shitfest
these surinamonkeys can't make a pass can they
This has to be the most disappointing game ive ever seen Bolivia play.
God, there's not much I love more than these Surinamese first names with archaic Dutch surnames
>>154008689Cute black girls
How do you fuck that up
>>154008819>disappointingwho was expecting anything from bolivia?
>>154008777As much as I want Suriname to make it, Iraq is vastly superior in talent than either of these teams. Can't see either winning that match.
vamos bolivia
HOWEVER
Surinambros......
BOLITAS
>take of Pinas>concedeHappens so often
GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLGet fucked you niggers took it too far enjoy
>>154008819lmao negger, they choke badly vs Venezuela when they had to chance to clinch the spot
BASED Discounts at the grocery store tomorrow
Bolitabro finna lose his paycheck
>>154008650NOOOOOOOO
this dude's surname is pan y agua lmao
Bread & Water
Not surprised, Bolivia's been looking better ever since that Suriname goal
Frankly, I'm happy. I was ok with Suriname winning but they started to be dirty ass, even on Latinamerican standards. Good for Bolita.
>surinam
This nigga is called pão e água
you're telling me there is hope?
>>154008834How cute?
Yeah
>bread and water>cow
>>154008932Pretty cute honestly
>>154008851Who knows, does Monterrey have mountains?
>>154008942Those are like humble surnames
Just got the goal now :>>>
>>154008942>thirds
>This could have been Guatemala spotIt hurts so much bros
ERA
ERA PENAL
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
indiscutivelmente era
AY CARAMBA DIJO EL VAR SINSO
Colombia scored
Feira do Brás
>>154008650dude....
si era
ARDE MI CORAZON, MORENAAL VERTE BAILARMUEVE TUS CADERAS,SE LLEVAN MIS PENAS
>>154008952kek at the guy celebrating the dive
CI CI BOLIBIACI CI CARIVE
boo gay
EL TITICACA ES BOLIVIANO
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>154008650it sucks to lose $50 like this
Hope the ref doesn't add a single second
>>154008650>>154008668I SAIDGonna live this month on Pan Y Agua
>>154008952ok, I'm sold. Dutch isn't that hard to learn anyway
I thought you weren't allowed to stop or go backwards after starting towards the ball
>>154008650Oh ye of little faith
>SHITrinam
>>154009043You can stop you just can't go backwards
Bolivia the greatest
>>154009070It kind of looked like he went backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD9eFE5JtdAThe good is winning
>just one of two players born in suriname on this rosterwhy is this allowed
>>154008650Look what you did
well done Bolivia, i will root for you against Iraq
>>154009120Globalism. Fortunately it's being killed
>>154009120just like my Italian baseball team
>>154008650to eat bread and water for a month...
Iraq save football
>all these fake injuriesthis sport is so embarrassing
ANOTHER VACA
Theres no suriname flags ittWhy do they hide so much?
>>154009174Divegrass
>+10until suriname scores
>>154009179The entire surinamese population are on the field right now
>Vaca out>Vaca in
>+10WELCOME TO CONCACAF
Coach pushes the 'injured" player back on the pitch. Good lord CONCACAF & CONMEBOL teams are shocking.
>>154008732concacaf'd so hard they fell for the ol concacaf reverse choke
>>154009221If you concacaf your enemies, they win
two more players down, oh the humanity
>>154009215And people don't believe us when we tell them it's fucking hell going to play in the Caribbean and centralamerica
these boliniggers are ridiculous I hope iraq nukes them
Do hoe-livia auto qualify now or is there yet another game?
Don't these people feel pathetic rolling around on the ground like this
>>154009259winner will lose to Iraq
>+8what the fuck is going on
>>154009306suriname wasted a lot of time
>>154009254Argentina is said to be setting up a friendly vs Honduras in june, btwlmao
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
These people can't aim
Bolivia would destroy us.
we won
>>154009268This result will be literally the highlight of their lives. I've seen worse from Aaron Judge
wtf
it never ends
>>154009318Nah, friendlies don't do that. They ain't that important. But if one day you get to play official matches there for some reason, you'll see.
Even the english commentators are mocking how mich faking Bolivia has done in this match with their 'injuries'. Iraq please kick their asses.
ref?
>+11
>+until suriname scoresthat's wild
UNTIL SURINAM SCORES
holy shit that last punch by Vizcarra. WHY
>until Surimeme score
>>154009368suriname also did it right after they scored lmao
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABOLIVIA WIN
Bolito anon will fucking starve
good job surimi, you did your best
>>154008650Kencha de mierda
>>154009147but but muh ummah...
Iraq is still going to play? Aren't they at war or something.
>>154009434Not being colla makes up for bad luck
>>154009368Suriname did it way worse in the 15 minutes they were in the lead
>>154008650GET FUCKED
be real with me broscan Italy beat Bosnia???
>>154009500No. I will unlock Dzeko and he will do the rest
>>154006641I am happy Bolivia won, bolivian kids needed thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/pyZ0609c_L4?si=3jcZqItvJIpmom2R
>>154008214They are like the 2nd country with the most Japanese inmigrants in South America.
>>154009647Cute
Came to check the rare Suriname flag posted for once in my life. Has it happened yet?
>>154009801Yes>>154007496They will refuse to post on /copalib/ however
>>154009818Nice. Goes straight into my collection.
>>154009818I thought that was a north korean flag desu
>>154008650don't worry man, we know 80% of that went to getting drunk everyday, now you can at least stay sober for a month
>>154006641AI NO MI PAMPAM
>>154008650OHNONONONONO
>shit the bed against Guatemala in the final match>narrowly qualify for the play-offs because Honduras choked against Nicaragua>play against a debuffed Bolivia (no El Alto)>play well and score>immediately play anti-football>choke>probably the one and only chance you ever had to play the World Cup, goneIt's once again official, Curaçao is our B-team.
>>154016468This is your B team? This?
>>154017767I never said our B-team is good.Also, remember that Curaçao is a Dutch country and all Curaçaoans (both born on the island and in the Netherlands) are Dutch citizens, so of the total amount of Curaçaoans (170k in Curaçao, 170k in Netherlands), the Curaçao NT gets literally the scraps of the Netherlands NT.Geertruida, Hato, the Timber twins, Hartman, Kluivert Jr could've played for Curaçao but chose the Netherlands NT.
