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Metsiners Edition
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Doyers
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>go to bullpen
>get one out
>give up a double, single and a run
>pitching change
LmAo
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christopher sanchez has been fucking amazing today
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shit games
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Rays broadcast is the worst
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Why so many teams got gaped in their first game?

White Sox = gaped
Cubs = gaped
Pirates = gaped
Rangers = gaped
Padres = gaped
Giants = gaped
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think of how many chicago sisters damaged their nails while typing furiously today :(
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>>154006880
rebuild era
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im going to livvy post all season
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>>154006852
Season's over
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Red Sox scored.
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Recycle
>>154006889
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Man this Skubal guy is good, why wasn't he playing for Team USA in the WBC?
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It took 3 season to get Boston xanders we wanted lol Good for bogey doe.
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>>154006894
You are a gentleman and a scholar, and you're welcome here in em el bee
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Same reds as last year. Great starting pitching and shit at everything else
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give me a liu and a team and i'll try to baseballify them
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>>154006852
FAGGOTners kek!
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>>154006876
That’s what ur mum said lel
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this halos/stros game is boring as FUCK
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>>154006894
It makes pacos and bug posters seeth tho!
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>brewers the kings of shit mountain
>again
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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>>154006881
Manfred specifically set up the humiliation ritual so that we fucking blow opening day to the As of all teams.
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>>154006876
*cristopher sanchez has been fucking amazing for the last two seasons
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is this nu tho?
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>>154006894
why do all the antipodeans just jump on bandwagons (except the based kiwi on /nfl/)?
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i love baseball
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crazy that this rangers offense was the best in the league 3 years ago and now it just sucks, coincidentally Aaron judge was killed in 2023 and missed the season
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>>154006917
Draci Brno
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The damage is done, Skubal is gonna be gone this inning and Chadres will come back
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I hate the Mets. But I love raw cocks and cum in my asshole. Anyone want to fuck me while we watch the 2015 World Series?
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>>154006931
Sure thing timmy
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>>154006933
kek sewers are king of mount lead
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D O Y E R S
O
Y
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>>154006944
wish she would jump on my bandwagon iykwim haha
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>>154006938
true
>>154006923
take it back you sick fuck
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>>154006935
A's are legit tho
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>>154006945
>tfw no gf with a sweet left-handed stroke
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>>154006979
I don't get it
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>>154006945
how to get softball gf bros?
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>>154006971
Thank you for proving my point
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>>154006962
ugly tranny
>>154006968
shalom
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tyb sKKKKKKoobs
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>>154006945
butts and baybawl
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>>154006917
Can you make a Reds one?
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>>154006973
Why is this a thing
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kek doyerpacos and poodrepacos are tiny little hombrecitos
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>>154006962
>beating the TiGods
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>>154006917
Angels
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>>154007002
will try this tonight
>>154006960
idgi
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>>154006992
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
k timmy
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>its STILL the 6th inning
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>>154006990
good question but no answers
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>>154007012
wtf is this real
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Raygods appear to run this sport.
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>>154007019
Thanks fren!
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Thinkin' bout that late afternoon nap.
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>>154006990
>>154007029
I will never forgive ESPN for picking WNBA gross lanklets over softball thick qts
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>>154006962
How did that ugly fucm mizkif fuck her life not fair
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>>154007014
she's literally from oakland
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>>154007035
Raynkees fish.
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>>154007010
>prime DeGrom
what year is it?
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>>154007010
How is Eovaldi worse than Hellen Keller on the mound? Doesn’t he have two rings? Why is his wife named Rebekah? Are the rags going to do something? They literally have prime DeGrom, Gore, and one of the Leiters? ALW is up for grabs…
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So we're all in agreement that the Brewgods are the best team in baseball and are going to the World Series?
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Back to back pitches ABS in Cincy. Umpbros it's over
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>>154007051
And?
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>Tloses
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GAYBIRDS!
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>>154007055
2018, same as it always was. Nah, but he looked great last summer…
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>my team hasn't challenged a single pitch yet
It's called respect.
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>>154007080
Erm…
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How will ABS affect the dodgers?
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How do you guys watch games? My TV isn't showing any games so I'm stuck watching Wild Scandinavia
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Red Sox might have the worst bullpen next to the cardinals, I mean, besides Chapman who do they really have? Also Chapman is like 44.
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>big snag out of the air by the SS
>better cut to post season highlights from 3 years ago
fuck you houston
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>>154007023
>still seething
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>>154007043
softball isn't diverse enough
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>>154007106
gonna use this for an op pic sometime in the future
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I do a pittsburgh and find a stream
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Roman Anthony js going to better than Shohei
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>>154007118
Cable.
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>>154007106
Kek
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>>154007118
MLB webcast
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Who's a bigger /mlb/ team, the mests or the poodres?
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>tardinals
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>>154007150
>this guy will win the World Series in 2034 for the Yankees
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JoLo is so back
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>>154007179
The El Paso Chihuahuas
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what the fuck was that swing andoodoosaar
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>>154007056
The Rangers are winning the World Series this year
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>pooston's ASB graphic isnt even working
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When was the last time this team lost on Opening Day?
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My Angels have a 100% ABS challenge rate. Things are looking up
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Reds lineup STINKS :(
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>>154007125
I take it back, Slaten is getting the reliever of the year award.
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>>154007219
today...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmhHRTMVers
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LAUREANOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>154007187
Mario is rightful Dodgers (formerly Mariners) clay!
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what do they do?
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Dads comeback starts NOW
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Laureano, my beloved. Tank-shot. >>154006983
Hai daughter! Where's your other sister's....?
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>umps getting btfo today
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>>154007230
They’ve stunk for the last 15 years, decent in like 2010, and sucked ass every year prior going back to the 1990’s
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>>154007276
Ur mum lel
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>>154006988
skibidi dunne bouncing on it hot cheeto style
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>>154007263
ASStros have a player named Mario though
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>>154007263
It's still the NINTENDO Mariners, loser
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>>154006971
She is so profoundly mid
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New baseball fan here after the WBC trying to grasp a whole season vs an elimination tournament. How many games passed before you give up on team?
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>>154007276
Sometimes I forget Tito is still managing this team ever since he went to the NL
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>>154007288
fuck you nigger
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>>154007295
Nah she's really cute
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>>154007297
if you lose the first game thats fine, youre avoiding the jinx
one more loss, no matter when? its over, sell the fucking team
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>>154007219
>>154007239
Mococo-chan, we're fucking on the Tiger bed tonight.
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>>154007297
>before you give up on team?
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rays rhymes with gays lol
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>>154007103
>I like my baseball with a side of SODOMY
Why are leftists like this
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>>154007297
If you lose today, your season is basically over
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>>154007329
In the WBC one loss and it's over
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LE HECKIN RICK AND MORTY AND NINTENDO
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>>154007330
brutal
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>>154007282
Busy!
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ANOTHER CLASSIC TROUT OPENING DAY HOMER
LETS FUCKING GO
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>>154007324
Stupid hair, stupid face moles, dumb spoiled rich nepo cunt.
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trout SMASH
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Berd comeback underway
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>>154007276
Resurrect Ted Kluszewski and teach these guys how to swing a bat
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>>154007297
you just bandwagon on to the next team
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rays current pitcher is DOOKIE
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>>154007297
half a game
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>>154007294
what game is he playing?
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Trout destroyed that ball holy shit
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racoongirl gets certain people seething...
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>>154007343
Isn't that just doofus Rick with a different hairstyle?
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>>154006435
Oh.
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>>154007276
>rookie is the only good hitter in the lineup
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Mike :)
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>>154007341
>>154007335
lol the timing of these posts.
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>>154007297
season is over the second the starter gives up a hit, then the season is back when your team finally gets a hit, then it's over again the first time you RISP
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>>154007379
It's cause she's really cute but also really gay and that makes these guys seethe.
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>>154007372
pokopiaCHAD
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Holy ass the Rays are jizz
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maybe it's not over?
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>rays blowing it
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MICHAEEEL
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what is it with texas stadiums and having absurd lighting that lets in tons of sunlight
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>>154007370
How is this even possible? How hard can it be to throw a baseball?
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Another great start to another pointless Mike Trout season
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>>154007403
100 loss season is still on the table
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>>154007297
Probably like 60-70 games.
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Metsiners :)
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All this mid on long term deals kek scrubbies
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Why are people throwing white balloons at black players?
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Why doesn't the /mlb/ OP have the scheduled games and any ongoing or final scores?
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>asscraft
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'stros catch ya!
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dont let the trout dinger distract you from both teams being complete fucking dogshit

>look at our 1B make a routine catch in foul territory, what a gold glover
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>la poo
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>>154007297
just follow the dodgers!
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Crowds have been quite quiet tonight
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>Reds losing to the Boston fascists
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>>154007297
what's your team
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>>154007485
i dont think anyone thought that bro
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>rays blowing it on purpose so that the jays aren't bottom of the AL East
so based
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>>154007498
Sorry your team sucks, bro.
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BUNT KINO
BUNT KINO
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Will the rangers even get 1 run?
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>Tampa gay
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>>154007520
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how will shitlock ever recover
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it was 7-1
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>>154007460
Because the op is a fucking faggot
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omar lopez threw a fucking meatball, I wouldve taken that into the 10th row
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Damn, imagine Mike Trout on a good team.
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>cleavage
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>>154007530
Tampa actually has like 7 titty bars back to back in the main downtown area. Was pretty cool seeing all of them.
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>>154007555
at this point it's time to let it go, he made his bed and wants to lie on it.
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>throwing it a mile off 2nd from center field
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Alec Bohm
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This would be such an awesome win
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lfg salchads
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At least Sal Stewart is good
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>>154007397
She won Gold Metals for America too, the primary reason for seething over her.
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>>154007589
It really would
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>>154007460
I've been watching baseball and making new threads via telephone.
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did geno smack shitlock back in the wbc
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>geno strikes out for the third time tonight
$20 million plus tip
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TIE BALLGAME
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Why did we stop doing separate game threads again :(
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>>154006880
Alot teams are kinda shit right now since everyone is waiting for the salary cap to be implemented
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why couldn’t you do that in the dubya bee cee shitlock you shit
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>asstros in charge of doing fucking anything
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Geno picking up where he left off last time he was on the reds
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>>154007623
Many of them were dead
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Gottem
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nicooooooo YES YES YES
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>heart of the lineup
>K-K-K
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>>154007623
4chan isn't that active anymore, back then it used to be 5 times more active and there were enough anons for separate game threads
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>>154007647
watch your language bro
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IT WAS 7-1
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RED BIIIIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDS
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>geno retardez
feel bad for cincy's unwillingness to sign real bats
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tampa gay
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>>154007623
because it’s stupid to split the 20 posters into 4-5 threads of 4 people each.
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>>154007623
I like making em and people post in em but I can’t make em for 162 and if I don’t make em no one else makes em
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>>154007652
we need to import more jeets
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>>154007623
the gay captcha and 4chan being a project by epstein just crippled its population
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LET'S FUCKING GO
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>>154007623
We pretty much only do them when two teams of fervent fanbases play each other ex dodgers vs cubs
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>>154007647
>>154007658
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>>154007623
There's a padres/tigers gamethread that contains the answers you seek.
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you can't just swing the bat and hit the ball
this shit never happens
and if it did, why isn't it my team doing it????????
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>>154007623
There was one for the White Sox game
You saw how THAT went
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bandwagon flipped
berds run this shit
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kino birds comeback. i like to see home teams win on opening day
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>rays bullpen
>in charge of not being terrorists
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>>154007677
Didn't game threads die out in like 2016? /sp/ has been generalified for a long time now.
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I need dodger baseball
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>8 run inning
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>>154007686
judge.png
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>>154007706
>>154007693

>>154001601
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99MPH TO THE SCROAT KLENKKKKKKKKKK
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>getting pumped by a 100 loss cardinals team
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>astros risp
heh
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>>154007688
Oh shit I didn't even look for it because I'm demoralized.
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this astros/halos game suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
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>largest opening day crowd in Petco history
neat
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>14 runs in the sixth between the two teams
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Imagine losing to the cardinals kek
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>we
really need to see the reds walk off the sawx. it would be good for baseball
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>>154007717
>157 replies
Huh?
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>heart of the order
>ꓘ-ꓘ-ꓘ
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>>154007706
No? 2023 was probably the last year there were regular game threads for different teams.
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I’d 8-2 to be the padres
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resd bros... chapman is gonna push our shit in for the cherry on the cake huh
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>>154007688
>>154007693
Oh I see it now, I guess fair point. I got acquainted with posting here.
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>resd
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chadres cooking something up here
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>>154007751
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>>154007752
Hope so
>t. Brewgod fan
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>>154007752
Probably an immaculate inning :(
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>chapman
Sybau
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HOWEVER
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What's that now, six overturned ball strike calls?
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>>154007752
Cuba’s revenge on American embargo
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Chapman? More like THE MAN
Automatic closer for the win
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>reds
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>>154007751
jej
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>>154007152
da next ted williams
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>asstros pitching
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>reds, pirates and cubs still absolute dogshit
brewers will bulldoze the comedy central until the cards rebuild
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What will it be today /mlb/?
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>>154007152
calm down simmons
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Reds SPs should demand trades to actual MLB teams
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>Cincinnati RISPs
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>>154007834
The Brewgods look like the best team in all of baseball today!
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>>154007840
My roommate just got me the Tucker Carlson pouches
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>>154007797
Chapman is British tho.
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>>154007840
Smoking is bad for you
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>>154007817
>>154007840
Pall Mall select
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>>154007840
My foods already on the way
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It's over, chilibros
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it was 7-1
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>>154007855
You know those are made in india right?
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>>154007864
>implying
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plz no rispdres
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Make us proud, Castellanos.
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>>154007874
wise application of those credits, McAnon
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PERAZA DOING SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE
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>get off work
>pay $99 to watch my anglels finish 20 under .500
We are so fucking back
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>>154007840
i was at 7-11 buying a couple beers and asked myself that same question. i don't smoke or use nicotine but had the strangest urge to buy american spirit yellows or marlboro reds
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>Opens a stand at your MLB ballpark
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>>154007807
>>154007759
>>154007752
Why the fuck did I spent $90 for this game
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>>154007874
>bait
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>>154007897
Citation needed immediately
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>>154007874
That's a relatively small amount of food for one person, wouldn't you say?
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Manfred says pay up goy
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Beer in the dugout POWER
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>Asstros
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>>154007845
Sucks but yeah Henry isnt serious about this team. He’s just living off of the excuse. The excuse being that we broke the curse and won 4 in 20 years.
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>>154007883
It could be worse. At least you aren't a White Sox fan.
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>Rispdres
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Okay, now it's over
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Nvm Castellanos didn't made me proud.
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>>154007929
:)
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>poodres
>philthies
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LET PLAYERS TAKE STEROIDS
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poodres kek
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too bad, 1-0 would've been a kino margin of victory
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>>154007874
i still dont get why not just get a walmart delivery of a bunch of slop you could get like 10x the amount of nuggies
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>>154007937
Look at the back of it
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>>154007749
Maybe for some teams. Tigers games haven't had consistent active game threads in a long time.
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>>154007883
We need all the help we can get for the Day of the Rock. Kill all birdfags.
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>>154007934
>fast food spaghetti
>all their burgers have weird shit on them
there's a reason why their drive thru is always empty in my city. what kind of freak eats at this shithole
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>Tfw I get to enjoy 2poo and Moco-chan's misery all summer long
BAU BAU!
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>>154007984
they can’t cook and they consider throwing nugs into the air fryer cooking
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>>154008010
kys
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>>154007984
I love my free walmart delivery subscription, it was half the price ($50 a year) because of my tugboat bennies and I get free burger king from it too
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Camenaro got embarrassed
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>>154007985
Fuck I'm retarded. Guess I'll stick to zyn
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>>154007984
Fast food nuggies are just different compared to microwaved or airfryed nuggies
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38 year old Chapman is somehow not going to breakdown from here until his age 41 season because he goes for a morning jog or something. INVESTIGATE FOR STEROIDS!
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nothing wrong with air frying some nuggies
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At the reds ballpark and the wifi got better immediately after the 7th
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>give bawston insurance runs
this game is so fucking over. why do you such so much cock cincincrappy
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air fry deez nuts
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>>154008030
It’s the Cuban grandma titty milk
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>>154007999
Asians. It’s a Filipino fast food place that Asians like. Also, you’re not supposed to get the burgers you get the fried chicken it’s better than KFC but worse than Popeyes in my rankings. But yeah the spaghetti sucks and I don’t know why the bugs like that slop.
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>>154007297
Usually you get a good idea of what your team is like 40-50 games in. Not always (see Mets last year) but it’s a good measuring stick.
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oh ffs
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>>154008010
I'm chilling like a villain. Vibes will be improvised once my Chadres get sold to a 300 billionaire.
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Is Aroldis Chapman even Cooperstown worthy?
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Fredbird is in the flight logs.
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>>154008035
I agree. They’re much better than microwaving them
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>>154008030
We all know how fond bombston is of steroid users.
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WHY ARE THE REDS SO FUCKING MEDIOCRE EVERY YEAR
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Someone call for it you stupid fucks wtf
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all but guaranteed to be the season highlight for the Cardinals
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>>154008057
So the Poodres are tanking this season until the new owner takes over?
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>3 aholes going after a pop fly
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>reds blanked
There’s no way, what’s the sense in having Elly and Geno on payroll?
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jesus christ thomson do something
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>the 9th shutout suffered by the reds on opening day
Bro, you didn't have to bring that up.
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>>154008060
Yes unless the writers punish him for the domestic violence suspension which seems unlikely. The writers definitely don’t like him though since he’s a notorious asshole so it will be harder but he’ll get in.
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>>154008070
>The Reds out RISPing the Bawston RISP Sahx
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>>154007297
I'm a White Sox fan so 1.
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My tigers if they had another right handed hitter:
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possible comeback in Philadelphia
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My Red Sox won.
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he was absolutely not on the bag
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Do the rays have any good pitching after they sold off Glasnow and Snell? I thought that was their thing…I thought they had a pitching lab.
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>>154008022
Be careful next time. Anons won't always be there to save your life
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autistic poodrepaco seething kekini
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>>154008092
>what’s the sense in having Elly and Geno on payroll?
Cause no one else wants to pay those anti-clutch bums
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>>154008115
no one is happy for you, beantowner
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Oh right, Astros baseball. It’s meant to be miserable 90% of the time.
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>>154008022
does he chew tobacco?
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>>154008070
The reds aren't even mediocre
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This is why I stay at home to watch the reds
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>>154008122
Everyone has a pitching lab now. That’s the problem with the moneyball teams. If they innovate something the rest of the league just adopts it. When the A’s started doing analytics and concentrating on OBP instead of BA and had success eventually every team started doing it. Now every team has a lab that spits out tons of data on every aspect of pitching. To win as a small market team you have to constantly be on the cutting edge because your market advantage never lasts long.
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>>154008150
>astros are 3 breakouts away and 1 signing from a World Series caliber team
Cry faggot
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>>154008090
They said that we'll find our new owner mid April? Or the end of this march? So far it's interest from Warrior owner, Detroit Pistons, Friedkin, and some San Diego Gucci clothing brand sponsored by Drew Brees. Still don't know other bidders.
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>>154008150
You took Verlander and won rings with him. I don't want to hear that.
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why the fuck am I still watching this game
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PRRRRRRRT
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>top prospect McGoniginiginiggingle
>major league debut
>4 hits against the padres
beware the tiggies..........
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>>154008168
The cubs think they're depressed when the white sox invented depression
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Looks like Sneks Doggies will be for first place
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is trout back on the crazy sauz he looks good
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>>154008164
Real and sad
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>>154008150
>oh no my team has won the WS twice in the last decade, boohoo poor me I have it so hard
Grow some balls you whiny faggot
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>>154008201
status update?
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>>154008150
>bang bang
rest in piss (or change your name back to the colt .45s for forgiveness)
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>>154008193
Mickey G fucks baseballs and speeds around the bases
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I might be a little overzealous, but we’re going 162-0 this year
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>>154008155
No we both use pouches, nobody I know actually chews anymore
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my cumback cardinals
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>>154008204
They cheated to get one of them too
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WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
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/sp/ is a high school and we're the cool kids
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kek asstros
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Two doubles for Mcgonigle in debut
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world series bound and picking up steam
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SCHANUEL GOES YARD
I was worried he was going to go 0-5 thank you for that Nolan
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>duran vs. duran
Duran Duran
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>>154008216
>Uhh that’s just not possible. You’re a fool. You waited on hold for two hours to tell me that?
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>>154008010
Meanwhile Fuwawa died in surgery and the doggies are about to get gaped by the sneks
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where did these new tiger fans all come from
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>trade away all your good yt players
>become dogshit
typical trashrows
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>your team
>your season outlook from one game
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>>154008175
>>154008204
>you’re not allowed to feel a little down when your team plays bad
sorry I didn’t get your consent anons
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>>154008229
I’m goth
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Okie..... You know the drill. How did your team do today?!
>Chadres
>poovetta
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>Murakami homered
>it was during garbage time
Honestly, I'm still impressed.
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>>154008249
I don't post much anymore because this general gets really gay and autistic as the season goes on.
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>>154008249
new tigers fan here
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>>154008249
a lot of people are moving to detroit now
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>>154008229
I'm the cute goth girl
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>>154008253
das Los Trashtros, mang
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>Astropaco about to realize we all hate him not just the rags and doyers
KWAB
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>>154008257
can you be my gf?
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>>154008249
I was here the last 2 seasons not sure about the rest.
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>>154008276
I’m a guy…
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>>154008257
>>154008272
Can I fuck you both
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>>154008115
Solid 83-79 team
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>>154008245
Hey Mike first time first time. Does God in heaven root for the Angels on account of them being Angels? I'll hang up and listen
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>>154008020
pretty good deal honestly
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>>154008276
no but i will
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>>154008229
How long until some tranny shoots up the thread?
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please
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disturbing lack of reckerposting for an opening day
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>>154008010
kys
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absolutely disgusting
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>>154008139
kys
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I think it would be better if they melt the cheese
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>>154008307
how do they determine the standings already?
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>>154008301
reckerposting is for /mlb/ after dark
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>>154008249
day one torkleson stockholder here, also founder of the tigangels cubgers psychobroship
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>>154008115
You beat what is likely a bottom 5 team in baseball
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>>154008307
>2nd NL West
OOOOOOOOH ONNONONO DOGGIES THE FUCKING SNEKS ARE BEATING US!?
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>>154008289
Mike knows a thing or two about God and His angels
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>>154008307
still the skydome to me
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>>154008317
I think that's spaghetti noodles not cheese
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Dodgers players had two gifts waiting for them at their lockers when they arrived at the ballpark today:
>a bottle of Traveller whiskey from Dave Roberts
>a $4,000 Seiko watch from Shohei Ohtani, complete with a note: “Let’s three-peat.”
per @Alden_Gonzalez
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>>154008115
red sox are the very definition of mid
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>>154008319
Alphabetically I think
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>>154008229
i'm the janitor (who sells weed)
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Dear Sir or Madam,

It is regrettable to observe that, despite possessing a formidable offensive capability over the past three years and fielding an elite pitching staff consisting of Mackenzie Gore, Jacob deGrom, Nathan Eovaldi, and Jack Leiter, your team has yet to demonstrate the requisite performance to capitalize on the opportunities presented by your competitive division.

I trust that this information will be of use to you in your ongoing analysis and strategic planning.

Yours sincerely,
[Your Name]
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>>154008115
Kawaii
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>she’ll have a salad
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>>154008338
>no bbl
embarassing
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>>154008338
>cheap Asian shit watches
why couldn’t he shell out a couple extra grand for some rolexes his gambling debts must be huge
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damn, this feels weird
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>mcgonigiggle is 5'9"
shortkings?
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how does he keep getting away with it?
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rays bullpen absolute shit the bed
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addison barger is a player to keep an eye on this season
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>>154008356
hes before your time bandy
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>>154008342
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>>154008356
feeling old unc?
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>>154008253
Black GMs, not even once
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>>154008258
The dodgers and mariners still have to play.
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>>154008364
WETHERHOLT is a beauty
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is it possible to go 162-0?
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B A L K
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>>154008370
Thoughts on his wife?
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>>154008353
don't know how Seiko stacks up but Rolex isn't considered the cream of the crop with actual watch aficionados.
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>>154008258
>Expected to miss the playoffs for the first time in 3 years
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>154008371
I have photos from a game I attended in 2010, when they finished 4th in the NL West behind the Rockies.
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JJ Wetherholt rookie of the year campaign begins today.
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>>154008397
sexo and a future good mother
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>>154008397
goofy lookin. probably likes anal.
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>>154008405
Seiko is Japanese crap. Probably got them for free through sponsorships. Ohtani is cheap.
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>>154008338
as well as a gift from /mlb/, a bag of dog shit with the note "doggiedoos kek!"
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>>154008395
See here:
https://youtu.be/SE0E-GtuWKw?si=Y3HhlRv5WsV_L-uX
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>>154008397
she looks like a jays fan just like me :)
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>>154008405
Except this gift wasn’t for watch aficionados it was for status seeking, peacocking professional athletes who just want the name brand recognition of a Rolex. Now answer the question, why can’t ohtranny afford Rolexes?
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>>154008384
>>154008409
Carson Benge had a good day as well
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>>154008356
I thought Kershaw wanted to spend time with his family. turns out he was just washed and can't stay away from the action.
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>>154008307
>dodgers don't make enough money, we need to sell out even harder
fuck this gay capitalist earth
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>joe Rogan died
LMAOOOO
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>>154008446
He realized in the offseason that men aren't supposed to be at home all day with their kids, they're supposed to be at work.
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>>154008439
well he’s a met…
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how do they make the game schedule? isnt it like 2400 games or smth
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>>154008435
>seething this much on opening day
gonna be a long season for you, bubba
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>>154008317
i would still go to town on that, but i'm pinching that cheese and putting it on the pizza and folding it up to try to get another 30% melt beforehand
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TEHRAN PADRES
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kek doyerpacos
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>>154008452
fake and gay
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ANGLELS WIN
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>>154008470
She is she wearing a DBacks hat
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>>154008454
he hated the cameras and media attention until he started having kids. he did a genuine 180. he's very good on the mic.
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>>154008356
i don't recognize kersh with sleeves
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Angels Win!
A shutout on opening day.

GG Astros.
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>>154008150
>literally 2nd most successful team over the last decade including 2 rings and 4 pennants
Fuck off
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>Trout healthy (actually this time)
A good season is coming Halochads
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>>154008470
>>154008499
all according to keikaku
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You can only reply to this post if your team still hasn't given up any runs
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>>154008358
the new craig biggio?
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They learn their place
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I love Trout but he has the vocabulary of a 16 year old.
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LOL ASSTROS

already in last place
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>>154008523
I'm still on the eighth inning of the phillies game...!
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>>154008504
just wait until you see how despondent I become when the Dodgers lose.
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Ryne Stanek was shit last year
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>>154008523
I wonder how many games it'll take before they break my heart again
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>>154008484
Did you have a stroke anon
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>>154008523
My Chihuahuas!
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>>154008531
>he has the vocabulary of a 16 year old.
and not a very bright one at that
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>>154008533
Anon...I...
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Philly SP was dealing, 10Ks thru 6.
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>>154008523
not a single one
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>>154008563
Sanchez has such an underrated changeup. His fastball is lively enough to keep you guessing.
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tardinals are blowing it
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cardbros...
not like this
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>>154008405
seiko has a lot of fans as they develop their own movements. seiko grands (which were probably the watches gifted) are great. people also like their divers.
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>>154008594
don't they carefully manage his workload? I feel like they pulled him a little early in the nlds.
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>>154008546
the world of baseball fans will never forgive the Angels for wasting one of baseball's alltime great players by giving baseball fans only three postseason baseball games, a mere 15 postseason plate appearances, of postseason Mike Trout
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What's up with her makeup
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Cardinals 100 loss season is still in play
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>>154008634
which one is cubspie
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>>154008634
Me on the upper left
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>>154008625
Thomson has this weird thing where he still doesn't full trust him, but last year he was better.
He's another former long reliever turned starter like Ranger was. Fuck I going miss Ranger
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Why is Ryne Stankwab closing a game for the cardinals in 2026? Wheres Jojo Romero?
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>Stank
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>>154008634
she shaved her beard this morning
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stankek
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Uhhhhhhh berdbros
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>>154008634
Ran out of spray tan 3/4 of the way through
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>>154008664
kek
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>>154008634
not a single person watching the game
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I’ve seen enough, send this nigga to AA Springfield
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recycle
>>154006889
>>154006889
>>154006889
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>>154008255
>white sox
>suicide



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