WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION >Tuesday 31st March 20:45 BIH - Italiareminder to keep it comfy, drink a lot of water, lock your bikes, be on the look out for zingaros in vans and stay 3-5-2pilled
negru
nihao
Dzeko has the chance to do the funniest thing
Absolutely zero dancing on the streets of Paramaribo...
>>154009577They fucked their chance by losing to Guatemala on the previous round giving us the ticket
>>154009577Zazà bros...
>Bologna's Moro is Croatian wtf
How come berbia can send two teams to the qualifiers?
>>154009577Too many duccios in the squad without rhythm in dey bloodSuriname should've taken a different path, as proficiently demonstrated by the Netherlandinis's
Good morning, Italy won :)
>>154012927he turned down callups from the Sardinian national team
>>154013196What does that have to do with jjeep tho
>>154012927venetian origins
Visit Zenica
>>154013829the first word really emphasises the 'origi' part of the second
>>154014035Funny you would say that, with Milano being the European capital of arm bracelet salesmen and all>>154014628>This is who "white" people claim is the biggest video game creator of all time
Bosnia Erzhegrovina
>>154015027Greatest vidya game devs according to races:White: KojimaNegru: HaradaNihao: Yoko TaroMutt: KamiyaMestizo: Yamauchi
/mu/idea saravejo nights>>154015199Scary accurate, Locatelli-like one could say
Surely this won't backfire
Shut up you abominations I'm listening to the new madame song
>>154015310muslim gypos are mad mad
>>154015417Good, kill all muslims
>>154015310yes pretty retarded
>>>145223907Holy shit everything said in this post turned out to be 100% true
March 27th, 2026Warra proposte di lavoro for Thiago Motta
>>154015629Luckily he's going to end up at bbilan once allnegru gets the sack
Thoughts on dildizbegovic
>>154015644>blundersliga seal of approval "striker"pass
>>154015641You posted this implying allegri will get sacked since milan didn't win any trophies but the last time allegri got sacked was literally the day after he won a trophy (against muh epic gasperini btw) because he was #incompatibile with rubentus (literally a compliment) which is totally a valid reason ok goy
>>154015644"Nuovo Pio Esposito" unironically makes more sense than nuovo dildiz
>>154015669I posted that because competence and bbilan's ownership are like two parallel lines at the moment, allnegru being the first to find out and pay the price willy-nilly
Actually I predicted all of this in my 900-page papirozzo about the calcio italiano which totally exists and also contains a chapter about how we need to move every sunday match to other days since it physically cannot be sunday anymore after I stopped playing
>>154015686Not really, he's an ugly turkish dribbly drobbly manlet not a pureblood italian gigachad
business idea: gifting the resident mong with the entire madame discography, to get him to troon out and join leftypol
>>154015733Not specifially him, I meant that it would make sense to compare an upcoming player to pio esposito since pio actually scored some useful goals and is about to win his first 2 trophies, making him an established player, dildiz literally only scores goals after rubentus already stole the match (for example he'll score the 4-0 at the 89') and won 0 trophies (inb4 2024 coppa italia where he scores 2 meme goals in the exact fashion I just explained)
The pio exposito scam endgame is to sell him off to the EPL for as much as possible, right? There’s no way they’re drinking their own cool aid and think he can replace Thurman?
>>154015799yep, the pattern is clear by nowsell the player at a huge profit and then bring him back to Italy within two seasons, with half his salary paid by the club that was atropelated
Mo you calmly explain to me why the media talking about pio esposito is a scam but the media constantly sucking dildiz' gallo and balle isn't
>>154015799>think he can replace Thurman?8 games and 0 goals for fenomeno tikus
Name ONE modern player who ISN'T a scam
Palestra & Bartesaghi
PS5 price hike is up >649.99 eurobux for the standard PS5>599.99 for the discless standard PS5>899.99 for the PS5 Prowew
>>154015842impossibole mode: needs to be attacker too
>>154015842J-League legend ソニー・ベータマックス
>>154015612That thread had a lot of kino
>Riomma and Everton could be excluded from European tournaments by UEFA due to the multi-club ownership ban
>>154016101gonna be cucked by everton. oof
>spurs start hiring jJ staff and players>immediately end up relegatedKek
>>154016757who are you guys playing next game?
>>154016766protip: the danish flag is actually a jeet
Openda costs 5 PS5 Pros
>Motta dedDIOCANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There's a thread about Kosovo's chances of qualifying at the world cup on /sp/. Could you guess the OP's flag of said thread?
>>154017219Do NOT look up the first post of that thread
Few things disgust me as much as the Al*bnian """language"""
>>154017306that was one pissed off syrian
>>154016913bet he knows about cricket kek
*gets hacked*
>>154016101Surely this means the likes of City, Chelsea, Lyon, Crystal Palace, Strassbourg, Nice, Manchester United and such are also not allowed to play European football because their owners operate the same way, right?Or they are hitting those 2 because neither have the funds to bribe UEFA into allowing them to do whatever the fuck they want.
>>154017661FWIW, Crystal Palace is smurfing in the comfyrence league because of the Lyon connection. Otherwise they would be in the EL.
>>154017219Malawi?
Lotito should try and get Gjivai Zechiël to link up together with Taylor in Lazio's midfield.
Multi-chub ownership ban's
>>154017715sadly that would go against the mission objectives of operation legoland, which is to fill the team with as many danes as possible to make Isaksen think he's always playing with denmark so he can evolve in to his best form
>>154017715I once bought hash from this dude in Nicaragua
>>154017715even the ING lion has given up around all these habibis
>>154016101Just one of the two would be excluded, and it would be the owner's choice. Any bets?
>>154017661The funds are used to hire lawyers that come up with creative enough ownership status that it skirts the regulation
Who will win a firstItaly a WC or Ferrari a FIA drivers championship
>Da qualche settimana tra le banche d’affari starebbe circolando un nuovo dossier di uno storico club calcistico, quello del Torino, attualmente di proprietà dell’imprenditore Urbano Cairo. Secondo quanto riportato da Il Sole 24 Ore, tra gli addetti ai lavori circola il nome del colosso statunitense Bank of America (Bofa). >La banca americana, secondo le indiscrezioni, avrebbe mostrato un certo attivismo, vista anche la sua consolidata esperienza come consulente nel settore del calcio europeo. Al momento non risulterebbero potenziali compratori interessati al Torino, anche se l’area geografica a cui si guarda resta quella statunitense.Why are they buying every italian team is there some tax loop hole or something? These clubs haven’t made profits in 100 years how can they be a good investment.
You now remember SMS to Jube done deal
Duccio I'm expecting you to expose the Norwegians tonight
>>154017962If the opening act is anything to go by...
>>154017962>>154017988And the arctic ogre isn't playing so it's not really representative.
>>154018000>that front threeEven in my worst nightmares I have never seen anything like this
Do it Grimolli (this edit is nearly a year old now)
>>154018039Sorloth is not that bad
>>154018048He looks like that one Breaking Bad character
>>154018000>having to resort to these abominations because right wingers don't exist anymoreI miss him so much... more every day...
>roma might onboard a new director in the summer, considering the simmering tension between Frederic Massara and Gian Piero Gasperini, and they are contemplating Cristiano Giuntoli, who has taken a sabbatical after being ousted by Juventus
how can koopmeiners be starting
>>154009039>Perrone and Cacace will never be in the same team>Buongiorno and Buonanotte will never be in the same teamfootball has lost its soul, should have never sold the teams to unitedstatians, now it sucks, call it sucker from now on
>>154017840Bofa deez nuts
>>154018175Buongiorno, Adopo!
>>154018209your mom por si acaso
>>154018132Giuntoli wins a Scudetto with Napoli, outs himself as a Jewentino, leaves to Juventus, completely destroys the wage structure and saddles the club with long contracts with awful players. Was he a double-agent all along?
>>154018216I don't know those players, sorry
>>154018220everyone from Firenze is honorary terrone, everyone who is terrone is a Nabule hincha
>>154018153Cowman is obsessed with having a "box" midfield so always wants the RW to get into midfield. Added benefit is that you leave space for Dumfries to occupy the whole flank without having any of your own players get in his way.Don't agree with it, but that's how he sees it.
Teun Koopmeiners est titulaire pour le match amical opposant les Pays-Bas à la Norvège !
Bluds weren't lying when they said it was the brightest orange kit ever, the HDR on my tv is working overtime
Tiger W-ACK!
>>154018477
>>154018524All the players here will be in Serie A next year
Business idea: Locatelli with Lea Seydoux's tooth gap
>>154018698>Italians will regularly have to pronounce Gravenberch in the near futureI will be there to listen and laugh
I'm telling you now Norway will get gaped by the first good team they'll face
>the German away kitit's so ugly lol
>>154018499
Teun assistazzo
Teun Koopmeiners provided tonight as many assists for the Netherlands national team against Norway as in his 43 (!!!) matches for Juventus this season.
>Norway’s C team not even breaking a sweat vs Netherlands A team away from home Spooky
Beating Norway?
without any major injuries in the next three months this is France and Spain world cup to lose tbqh
Justin Oboavwoduo
S'everus Snape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIu4sFKGi6ESnape? Now a negru
>>154022971why did jewtube stop censoring and shaping comment sections?
>>154022971Bet he's good at quidditch
>>154023527They didn't, they just got so good at it that you stopped noticing it
>>154023541those definitely aren't the comments HBO wants to see
Just made a "Muscle" folder next to my "Fat" folder
>>154017840it's not a quest for profitability, but rather an almost desperate search for foreign assets to buy in exchange for a weak currency.after decades of utter bullshit based on a 'debt is le good' financial policy, the past twenty years have seen all the flaws of the US dollar come to light: it is backed by nothing of value, fed on false hopes and hot air, guaranteed by gluttonous rabbis and other financially unreliable zoo wildlife, and is currently so ailing that it can barely stay afloat through bloody wars and burlesque measures (the latest of which is the more or less explicit desire to expel nearly a third of the population from the nation, the so-called 'socially unproductive'). not to mention the third-world debt of 34 trillion that the entire country is saddled with.in the game of musical chairs that is often the global economy, for now anyone currently holding a significant amount of dollars would buy anything, including an indian cesspool cleaning company, just to get rid of this pauper's currency.
This is why one ps5 pro costs one stick of thuRAM
Locatelli passing through the packing rate at incredible hihg sneed.png
>>154027966A brilliant fairy tale for children (which amerilards won't understand anyway)
>>154027719Interesting take. So just burning through dollars buying everything before the game is up?
>Luciano Spalletti: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.What did he mean by this?
>lakaka throwing another tantrumgee, must be a year that starts with 2
>napoli midfielder Luis Hasa, currently on loan at Carrarese, has decided to quit the Italy team and play his international football for Albania
new Austrian painter ai sloppa is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiktBSrJFtI
lmao
>>154030251swap for conceicao who says no
>just found out that the UCL final has been moved from 21:00 to 18:00 by UEFA due to "logistics concerns"How much more soulless can football become?
>>154009039>thank you /seriea/>*serie A logo pumps heart* /seriea/?>because umm... you are the thread for /seriea/>oh yeahI am glad /seriea/ is back
>>154030328Add it to the list of suspicious small updates making football less soulful>A. The champions league hymn has been slightly modified.>B. The players no longer stand in their shirts when the champions league hymn is played, but always in their tracksuits. (This also applies to national & league games).>C. When a trophy is lifted now the confetti and fireworks are no longer timed with the captain lifting the trophy it just goes off immediately before the captain does anything (national, european and all domestic trophies).>D. 3 => countries sharing World Cup hostship >E. Winter world cups in the middle of the seasons in Arab countries with 0 football culture or history.>F. Third place advance out of the group stages.>G. No away goals.>H. 91621725181631 teams in the World Cup & Euroe>I. Champions League teams no longer move down to the UEFA Cup.>J. No golden goal>K. No additional time just straight to penalties>L. No Home and Away games in the CHL group format just endless slop>M. Champions League final moved to 6 PMI’m sure I forgot some, this is just from the top of my head
>>154030556thank you sirmake sure to stop by for the halftime cuties
Marty Supreme ahh fit
>>154029626another young talent whose career was decimated by the Italian football system
Oooooo Italyyyy Dildizbegovic is coming to get youuuu
>>154031270lazio target btw, also friends with ratkov
>>154031270shelter your Citroens with small Juventus stickers everybody
Avvocato Ligas is actually pretty much the greatest shitalian tv series ever, think of how we are put
Is any schizo here watching serie c occasionally?How is the new Yu-gi-oh system working where the managers can drop VAR cards mid game to force a review?
Why yes, 352 is the solution!!!
>>154032477it's useless in serie C since there 2 camera angles at most the ref can rewatch, but the fact there is no var room to manipulate the ref into taking the decision they want already makes it better than classic var. You still need to find a way to prevent managers from abusing it for time wasting though.
>>154032678crazy sideway passes and ball recycling only prime Locatelli could pull off (Despacito remix)
>>154032678>that gigantic gap in the center of the pitch
>>154033014Inspired by the Allegri Donut formation
>>154033052I genuinely don't know if Italian football decided to to pretend midfielders don't exist for build up play because of a lack of quality or if they are still expecting a virgin to birth the new Pirlo.
Replacing with Belgium tonight, Loïs Openda has only started twice in the last three months
>>154032678Gattuso literally won every single relevant match with the NT but muh lines so NUN VA BINI
Federico Nunvabini
>>154032843Good thinking. You think the yu-gi-oh card system is better if it means no var team like today?
>>154033089Can Barella or Rovella not play regista?
>>154033349with the current automatic offside system taking care of offsides probably yes, you need a dedicated technician to show the replays to the ref at the monitor on the sidelines or you can even have the 4th official automatically check the replays after a goal, that of course implies you can no longer send the likes of Ayroldi to be a 4th official though which will hurt the nepotism that exists currently.
/seriea/ consensus on Baldurs Gate?
>>154033355rovella can when not ded (never)
>>154033775not playing it until a mod or a dlc let's me shag the crazy bitch that looks like a hot zombie
>>154033775im having deja blu
N-ACKTO
>>154033971Best post in the thread, and it's not close
>>154033355as grim as it sounds Beans is probably the only potential Italian playmaker around right now.
McKennie just scored against Belgium.Pottery.
McKennie scored, David got a brace, Koopmeiners got an assist, Bremer scored, and more to come (Locatelli hero performance surely)
