>Lap:#8397>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153999865>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:Some entities supposedly known as 'f1 cars' went out to go 'fast' on SuzukaThe way the 'f1 cars' move through 130R is seen as an absolute high pointFP2: PIA ANT RUSFP1: RUS ANT NORFerrari's (5th,6th) seven-tenths of a second off in FP2One of Norris' batteries dead after software problemHamilton doesn't have fun anymore: "I have no confidence in the car"Rumors abound about Toyota properly re-entering
Cunny
morning lads
EXECUTE EVERYONE WHO WROTE THESE ENGINE RULES>>154013853gay cunt
>>154013862>EXECUTE EVERYONE WHO WROTE THESE ENGINE RULEStrue, based>gay cunthe isn't, and you like that anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YS-ivzwPgs
japamerican team positions
Why didn't Verstappen sign up for Merc when he had the chance. Fucking dumbass.
>>154013876The future of F1 looks strong and independent. Their time is now
>>154013871spare some petrol? this deadly unna needs his sniff
>>154013886truly an unforgettable free practice for haas
>>154013750well there is that too, but the captcha still suckgo into any archive board and search for captcha, enjoy
>>154013876The french girl is tiny!
>>154013886>ollie and epsteinzamn..
>>154013876SEX, sex, sex, sex, sex
>>154013886how could they let this happen
morning, im watching the fp1 highlights on youtube, and they say the thing about alonso being a father, and i know its vox populi, but alonso hasnt made it public, why would they share that?
>>154013977whats audis top speed? i guess thats the reason why they lose so little
Aston Martin did less than 20 laps total in FP2, that right?
>>154013977The fuck is cocacola doing to lose 70km/h?
>>154013977>Jonathan "16 second pit stop" Wheatley gone>Audi suddenly well in the top 10
>>154013991he is a based retard so he was probably on the boost button all the way down the straight
>>154013977>at least there's overtaking and racing now... give these new rules a chance y'all
So, it’s still over?
>DRS was also artificial so that's why it's OK that the pinnacle of motorsport drops to F3 speeds at full throttle
>"here's a video of max using drs (but actually mainly braking later) to pass Hamilton, so really you're stupid and should shut up!"
the fact that hamilton said this regulations(in which the driver doesnt matter at all) are the best speaks very poorly on hamiltons view on himself
>>154014155i mean, at least he knows he is shite and isnt as deluded as his fans, like peter he should be a 9 times champion windsor, he knows he has the championships because he is a cheater
>>154014165oh yeah sorry, i cant say i mean, some of you find that word extremely funny for some reason
funny to see how they are trying everything to not show the speed loss from clippingeven bringing back microsector graphicsDESPERATE
>>154014155>hamilton said this regulations(in which the driver doesnt matter at all) are the bestwhen did he say these regulations are "the best"
130Recharge
All this shit with clipping at the end of nearly every straight, and we have spa and baku this year.
>>154013934And they put her next to Nina, the tallest
>>154014230>130Recharge
japanese women sex f1 related because >japan NOW
>>154014220i made it up to attack hamiltons character
is supa kurippingu honorabu or dishonorabu?
>>154014326b-b-b-based
gimi
kimi
>>154013853Cancer OP
>>154014430If max approaches Toto after Japan and says he wants to switch to Mercedes, what happens?
>2026 F1 in 130R
You know this shit is bad when ive yet to run into aomebody that is going to be sad there wont be F1 for a month.
>>154014500>miami fake-marina and canada after the breakmake it two months
just having a sipdeath to all the detractors
>>154014430no u!
>>154013853>Hamilton doesn't have fun anymore: "I have no confidence in the car"what...so let me get this straight>car is pretty good one race>HAM: this ruleset is great!!! F1 is fun now!!!>car is a bit worse again next race>HAM: this is horrible!!! F1 sucks now!!!
>>154014596nigga really said "it's over" irl
>>154014230k e k
slept through the formulaoh well
>>154014654>sleptclipped
>>154014654you didn't miss anything except for feelings of contempt
>>154013999based south american
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>154014690gimi
>>154014690GuMo, sorry, GiMi
GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>this kills burgers
>>154014771pay attention >>154013886
>>154014771Already posted.Dumbass.
>>154014759but the neekeri said it was super fun, peak racing even
It's okay, at least he posted a lower res screencap of an IG post
>>154014791he is trying to save you drive space and you all get mad about it???
>>154014839Ram is expensive man...
LawGOD back to Red Bull when? Hadjunk getting exposed this weekend AGAIN
Marko cant save you now you little french SHIT
>>154014879>Hadjar gets demoted>Verstappen moves to GT3>RBR brings Lawson back to the main team >they also take Tsunoda out of his restaurant to drive for themWould it be kino?
f1 doodwat nou
>>154014954millions must watch motogp
>>154014776>>154014782kys faggots
Beautiful japanese children
>>154014963>regs are shit>actually no, regs are cool now that I see we're fighting for podiums, it's like karting!>I don't like it anymore
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
Feeling a bit /washed/ today, lads. How do I get my mojo back?
>>154015011ToT
>>154015088just watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1MeYQ5ry9g
>>154014550never mind detractors, how about de forklifts?
>>154013886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFmA0xlINGg
>>154015213
>>154013977I'm glad Eddie isn't alive to see this.
>>154015354>I'm glad Eddie isn't aliveYeah me too. Also Frank
matching with leo
>>154014978>ApriliaWinsLOL>PoocatiWinsLOL>le ebin VR46 """"best river ever"""" when he barely did noteworthy shit in Isle of Man TT
>Hamilton doesn't have fun anymore: "I have no confidence in the car"well well well
good thread
>>154015420and its just going to get worse the more time passes and he gets CHUCKED
>>154014963https://youtu.be/khA67-r5lSQ?t=24
>>154015013Loois is a schizo nog who can't decide when he keeps sucking FIA limp dick and when he doesn't
>>154013977mickey mouse sport
>>154015424thank you
>>154015487no problem
So the spinning wing was just a meme all along?
my caddies :)
>>154015513c
>>154015513the whole sport is a fuckin meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCG3dZ272ZgMickey Mouse SportMickey Mouse RacingMickey Mouse Regs
>>154013853Yeah the new regs are shit but hey me heckin' lil' bambino got his first win in China so all is forgiven!!!!>>154014430Is there any OP image you don't dislike?Fucking bitter cunt.
The big ones. No, better make it two. And Harry, I need it by tonight
>youtube embed dont let you adjust volume with mouseinternet is dying for desktop users.
>>154015604They moved it to the top. Internet is still dead
>>154015619>Internet is still deadso is F1
>>154015619it breaks if you move the mouse more than 70% toward the bottom without clicking to drag the element, probably because it's just copypasted from the phone UI.any feature that the indians without adblock arent using is basically obsolete tech in 2026.
>check youtube comments from FP2>immediately feel the urge to watch something else
>>154015654There's MotoGP in Austin, AMA Supercross in Alabama, Indy in Alabama, turnleft and GTWC America in Sonoma this weekend.
>>154015654>safakatprottoymaybe nascar is doing one thing right
>>154015654and World Superbikes.
Holy fucking DEAD SPORT
>>154013853It's up.https://youtu.be/Jj2UxG-IH0s?si=8umfyFIlqsll8Y5S
>one of the most kino tracks in the world reduced to battery management slurpfest with a clear pecking order between the teams. you can't make a difference with driving because underdriving to the point what the computer says to do is the fastest way aroundonly drivers who know they can't make a difference with their driving skills, but rely more on the car (for example Hamilton) defend these shit regs
>>154013886Why are they paying Ocon 4x more again?
>>154015772He's more likable than any brit driver
>>154015772they aren't. it's just that 3/4 of cub boy's salary is spent on his (failing) hiv treatment
>>154014251>2, 15Cute hobbits
>>154015708happy to see it. next step is pulling out of the us market and going full electric with an all female grid
>>154014954Indycar or bust.
>>154015778>>154015781Makes sense
>>154015793>bust
>>154015788At this rate Max and Alonso gonna retire at same year
Reminder that anyone complaining about current state F1 will be regarded as "vocal minority" implying the majority of watchers like this shit. Mediaslop will also back F1's narrative because they are their little bitches
>>154015801And go to endurance racing together?
>>154015806If F1 wants to start silencing minorities I'd be okay with it
>>154015806It's still F1, bro. Even if they mandated that gearboxes can only include reverse gear, it would still be F1. Stop complaining or stop watching, y'all.
>>154015793>stop watching this gay v6 hybrid racing series and start watching this gay v6 hybrid racing series instead!
>>154015812>y'all.
>>154015862>higher is better
>>154015815at least my driver wins in the other gay series
>>154015812>just shut up and consooooom
>>154015839Grok can you remove the gay watermark?
>>154015891
>>154015890you got it boss
>>154014654>sleep during work>stay awake for formula 1>???>PROFIT!!!
In 20 years the first DTS generation of F1 fans will look back on these regs with nostalgia and remember a time before the female drivers quotas, before the speedbumps in the middle of every straight and even before the 90% electrical engines
>>154015906Good bot
>>154015920>Remember when overtaking outside of overtaking lanes was allowed? *sips* Ahhhhh... Those were the days...
>>154015904not even that,in fact im still in the process, only that today i had the final interview and the fucking retard gave me the wrong date, i took a day off went there and as im walking through the door he calls me, oh for personal resons the guy that makes the interviews cant come, and that wasnt even true, the guy was on vacation because is holy week
>>154015928She should pull her pants up
>First Boost>SOC Curves>Anti-Battery>Drainlop>Degenerator>Hair-clip>200Regen>Spoon-clip>Batterystretch>130Recharge>Varta Chicane>Last Boost
>>154015944>is holy week
>>154015906please clear the table and put tantos in front of them, mr photoshopist
>my new GF is a tall and brunette version of AlbaYou can't imagine these feels. Almost as great as Abu Dhabi F1 races of 2016 & 2021.
>>154015928She should pull hers pants down
>>154015972kids begin the holidays today
>>154015964She must be good at fishing
>>154015964She is of course referring to the length of a pike a one could catch in Emajõgi
>>154015985yeah but does she always show off her nice tummy and have her knickers poking out of her jeans?
>>154016000Sponsors
>>154016000>shows tummyYes>have her panties on displayNoBut she does wear that kind of retarded boomer jeans. This is F1-related because Alba Larsen races in F1 Academy.
>>154015984best I can do is this
>>154016007close enough. enjoy your alba-ish gf!
People here would rather watch loud and fast processions over cars racing each other.
>WAOW! the Mercs and Ferraris go artificially back and forth a couple of times before the Mercedes fuck off into the distancelast year's Suzuka was much better than any slop this year will be. Amx pushing the whole race to keep half a second a lap quicker Mclels behind
>>154016016>loudWhere?
If you guys like F1 you might like F2
>>154016059>next race in juneFuck
>>154015964TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154016059I didn't watch the first one, probably won't watch the sequel either
>>154016059I'm watching it for /myretards/ grug and dunne
>>154016079Good news, they might race in May :)
>>154016059ill watch it if protagonist isnt Damson Idris' character
>>154016059isn't that the sequel to the movie about the netflix show
>>154016059>F2 Fast F2 FuriousDirected by Renny Harlin after Deep Water makes 2 billion.
>>154015604>>154015636Why would you need computer? You got phone
>>154016187you need to be 18 to post here
>>154016187
>>154016190I am 27
>>154016191jej I was looking for a picture of that guy
>>154016198Happy Birthday
>>154015815>straight mode zones ending way earlier ahead of turns than in previous races>sm end coincides with starting points of super clippinglolol
They didn't even tell Hulk that Wheatley was leaving while Borto knew about it. It's very clear that this is a takeover by Binotto and he's planning to kick out Hulk next.He's just itching to replace him with another spanish/italian/french speaking gayboy like he did with Vettel.
>>154016273>max rage quits>hulk to red bull>merc gets nerfed>red bull fixes their remaining issues>hulk wdc 2027
>>154016257is this true? so they're going to pretend the 70km/h drop is because of the wings closing? fucking kek
>>154016292Fund it.
>>154016273yeah but hulk is a shitter so who cares
>>154016307compare >>154015963 with picrel
>>154013853niggas a poof
>>154016016Upvoted
>>154016324or this
Do we like nu-F1?
>>154016307yeahand crofty & brundle will insist on reminding you, that the aero force braking is so hard, that lifting the foot off the throttle decelerates the car at a quicker rate than you do when you slam the brakes on your road car
Which option would you preferIf yours son would:A) Sleep with your wifeB) Sleep with your daughterQuestion
>>154016411paging Constable Nige
Fucking disgusting child groomer behavior from Mercedes.https://x.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/2037536344096833882
>>154015920in 20 years f1 will have folded and the dts generation will not give a single fuck about it because they are casuals
>>154016462again, even if its vox populi, alonso didnt make it official
just watched fp2jesus christ.
>>154016480>alonso didnt make it official>Speaking to DAZN, the Spaniard said: "I’m a little jet-lagged because I landed this morning, but here we are. We just finished FP2, and in a few hours it’s time to sleep.">About the birth of his first child, Alonso added: "You never really imagine anything specific. Things just happen as they happen, and there’s a bit of stress and worry about everything going well.>Fortunately, it went well, both for the mum and the baby. A super happy, very special moment. And now, it's time to work," he concluded.
>>154016385Yes. So many overtakes
>>154016411Why is she a giants fan?
>>154016554She likes them BIG
>>15401393330+ years of progress!
>>154016515good racing aint itbest regs yet since i started watching
>>154016559How many more turns will be killed this year?
>>154016609imagine the smell
>>154016577its a functional success!
>>154016622Yes.
>>154016462Alonso would sell his newborn kid to drive at Mercedes
stop complaining, we got this EPIC fight at FP1
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>154016682when i saw this happen my eyes went googoogaga
>>154016622A toast to the death of F1 in July.
>>154016682why's the alpine wing so different
>>154016708We've also got a date for the funeral already.
Now we just need El Gran Premio de la Argentina.
>>154016713French
https://streamable.com/sl0cfrwhy isnt he superclipping doing 70kmh before every turning point? doesnt he realize hes ruining his laptimes?
what was it /effjuan/?
>>154016899>nigo's mom lurks
>>154016916>tomorrowchadgood
>>154016929and that's how you accidentally post dolphin porn on a blue board
wtf i love mcfaggots nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19qpqjebafg
Mike Shoemaker
>>154016929yes, you should see her jawline, very german woman she is
>>154016938oh wew
>>154016963
>NBA HOFer George Gervin Is Challenging Bears QB Caleb Williams' Effort to Secure Trademark Protection for the Term "Iceman"
>>154016984
>>154016979>Hair>BROblud got roasted by his own rapsheet :skull: :skull:
>>154016979REPORTED CHARGES>being himself>putting that bitch in her place>redpilled behavior what a lad
>>154016984always the zesty ahh brothers
>AW SHUCKS! GEE WIZ MAN! HOLY MOLY! DID YOU SEE THAT OVERTAKE ON MAX VERSTAPPEN BY OLLIE BEARMAN? >LOOK OUT MAX IS COMING BACK AT HIM! >WOOOSH! ZAP! KCHHHAU!! DEPLOYMENT ENGAGED WATCH OUT OLLIE!>BETTER USE YOUR BING BING BUTTON MAX!! DON'T SAVE IT FOR LAP 2 COME ON MAX!!>OOOOOH YES THE BATTERY IS DRAINING I CAN SEE IT!>wait crofty said what? max is vulrenable now? >OH GEE WHIZ I HOPE MAX DIDN'T USE UP ALL HIS BATTERY AND LEAVE HIMSELF VULNERABLE.... >LOOK OUT OLLIE IS COMING BACK AT HIM!!!!>HERE HE COMES!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOO MAX!!!! GREAT MOVE BY OLLIE!! I'M HAVING A BLAST THIS IS AMAZING!
>>154017093I genuinely wish him well.
>>154016979
>>154016527ohhh he didi didnt know this
>>154017174>Red bull, not Racing bvlls, getting compared to williamsGrimi
>medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
>>154016059F2 is more interesting than F1, in terms of pure racing and unpredictability
>>154017174remember preseason when Mercedes tried to say Red Bull is faster?
so the race is at 7 AM, but it will feel like 6 AM because of DST, thanks Brussels
>>154016799erm, sweaty, this is 10 seconds slower than russlel's practice timeracing has never been better at this pinnacle of motorsport™
what's for dinner?
>>154017199G I G A
>>154017259leo sashimi
>>154017259Beef, it's what's for dinner (300)
>>154017093put him back inremove max
>>154017259sopa de leo
>>154017174>even ze wilhelmsIt's over
>>154017259
>>154017254now put f2004 with straight line mode and fat slicks against the current cars
>>154017259When did Chuck become a jedi?
>>154017174>slower in nearly all the turnsthis is undeniable proof that rbr have totally lost their way. i shed a tear. i remember when willy was the meme straight line bullet
was at the self checkout and a couple went to the one next to me and they were giggling and gave each other a kiss and I felt so ashamed I thought I was going to cry, then I felt terrified that they would notice my beer and snacks I was clearly going to enjoy alone and the man would start making fun of me to make his attractive gf laugh What a totally humiliating experience
>>154017370corner rhymes with horner
>>154017373f1?
>>154017373love the self checkout me. always get me shopping bill down by at least 50%
puro
>>154017386The beer and snacks are for F1 you dingus.
>>154017373cut?
>>154017388Don't admit to that, you're going to get sent to Australia 2
>>154017373>walk through a park>make eye contact with a couple on a bench>starrt walking manuallyfugg
>>154017278>>154017290
>>154017373man....
>>154017402sending me back to england is a human rights violation
>>154017394you're going to have beer and snacks at 6am?disgusting, have black coffee and cigarettes like a civilised person
Mercedes
>>154017430>you're going to have beer and snacks at 6am? Yes. I'll probably even have a cheeky wank over on the loli thread on /b/, if you must know.
>>154017439
>>154017430knower
>>154017174
>>154017396>
>>154017373>>154017439
i am not posting until he leaves>>154017396get out
>>154017557how you doing
these are the enemies of strong racism, thats why the fia and mercedes are pushing them, they are trying to destroy us
>>154017373its only humiliating if you feel that companionship in itself is a merit. henceforth if a hypothetical situation where you would be laughed at on the basis of lacking companionship, it would expose the belief of the accredited that they too think companionship for the sake of companionship is a merit in of itself.
>>154017373meds
>>154017602
>>154017567
>>154016462Why is he like this?
>>154017634
>>154017373putting others down to lift yourself up is peak insecure behaviour. have something cheeky to say in your back pocket that you can shoot at chad if he tries to bully you to look better in front of a girl. it will subconsciously give the gf the ick and the relationship will be over
>>154017174Both overweight
>>154017666>putting others down to lift yourself up is peak insecure behaviourmanlet cope
>>154017666And then everyone claps
>>154017373Tfw when no english rose
>>154017666>have something cheeky to say in your back pocketSuch as?
Arabs really got FIA by the balls
>>154015928Grok can you remove the gay pants?
>>154017548>>154017439so much fell into place so quickly. incredible.
>>154017732fuck, meant to quote >>154017373 not >>154017548
>>154017698>COR BLIMEY PLEASE BUGGER ME UP THE ARSE LAD!
>>154017743sooooo embarrassing
>>154017717there is only one free weekend in septemberif teams have to do a monza-madrid-jeddah-baku quadruple header some mechanics might actually kill themselves
>>154017259Fugu
>>154017768did dunhill ever sponsor F1 car? dunhill smokes are the best I smoke dunhills. dunhill blue the best
>>154017717nice, if someone is dying in current F1 gotta be here that be with a good ol' T-bone at 290 km/h in those fast blind "S" or a drone
>>154017698>yes, i am going to watch formula one battery management laps while posting on a malaysian rice farming forum. activity best enjoyed alone and with specific snacks, why would you have such a problem with that?
im just here to laugh at Alonso
i dont like him very much
>>154017776Jeddah could just replace Madrid
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a beer at 6am as long as there's a race on.
GP2 engine
Rate my calendar >jeddah >jeddah double header >jeddah day race>jeddah night race>goat. it's what's for dinner 300>jeddah but run backwards >baku >jeddah>haddej>jeddah
>>154017934>bakuis that on the red sea coast in zaudiarabia?
>>1540179348/10id add jedder and jedduh so its 1 race every month
>>154017934>not including jeddah with sprinklersngmi
DEADSPORThttps://x.com/GREEKMASTER99/status/2037381605141147758
See you there!
Monza will be greatBaku will be great
>>154018033
>>154017934>>jeddah but run backwardsthis would be HECKING dangerous
>>154018105>looselike his wife by the time he met her
>>154018105i dont know if they are extremely dishonest of if they dojnt get itand i dont know which one is worse
>>154018105You seem to be forgetting. It's been some of the worst hotlapping we've ever had. But we all seem to be focusing on the fact that they trade some places, it really doesn't mean that much, just picking things to rejoice about.
Colapinto's Alpiss was losing 70 km/h on the short straight after Turn 130R, absolutely pathetic.
>>154018139Any webm ? I only see Max
>>154018134>But we all seem to be focusing on the fact that they trade some places, it really doesn't mean that much, just picking things to rejoice about.they dont get it, they see car pass other car because one is using battery jsut to be passed back because the other is using it and they think is the same thing that alo massa europe 07
>>154018105Kiwis explain yourself>>154018129They don't get itThey see the yo-yo bullshit and think it's good racing
>>154018105>christcuck goodest goylmao every time
>11 hours left until Qualy>Cant sleepI only make it until Fp3
>>154018267go to sleep baby
>the racing is le good so what if they're barely faster than a road car at the end of the straights
>>154017717end of year desert shithole fatigue is real
>>154017557Based.
>>154018129Definitely the latter. It's all people who haven't got the slightest idea about racing.Dishonesty is most commonly found among the pundits, instead.
>>154018105I refuse to believe people like this exist irl
>>154018101thanks
>>154017698>you derive happiness from status, peer recognition and personal achievement, and you will never be satisfied, you will always chase that better job, better girlfriend, better physique, better salary, better friend group, you will never know what it is to be happy from simply watching car go around in circles while another car goes slower and you go "kwab" or "gimi"repeat this, word for word to chad the next time he and stacy walk by. he will be shocked and prostrate on the ground in disbelief. or start walking before you finish the first sentence. in that case, do not stop. you're committed. so start shouting. and chase after them while shouting at them.
Well?
i think he should just scream "they took it they took it"
>>154018693bear
>>154018693we will find out when he arrive sin meami and ice searchs his phone, releases everything on it then deport him
>>154018718
yoooo tiger woods dead
brundle called hamilton the tiger woods of f1
>>154018792because he black? thats so funny
>authorities said he was driving at least twice the speed limit in a 45 mph zone when his Genesis GV80 SUV struck a tree, causing the vehicle to fly through the air and land on its sideWhat a retard.
>>154018829Just noticed this is actually from an older crash of his, from 2021.
>>154018829generally speaking you should avoid striking the trees in both golf and driving
>>154018519don't thank that>>154018709amx
>>154018829how tf can you have a crash in the us? it's all straight lines and traffic lightsf1 related because las vegas has a big straight line and 90deg corners
>>154018867how you doing
>>154018829>Genesis GV80 SUVretard indeed
>>154018728>>154018748>>154018792>>154018813>>154018829>>154018855>>154018867>>154018884>>154018902>>154018908RIVETING
>>154018914i'll rivet your dick hole m8
>>154018829Why didn't he superclip?
>>154018876but I am thankful. because anon said they will be great races and that means mercedes won't win
>dead last?>just ignore it
>>154018829>at least twice the speed limit in a 45 mph zone when his Genesis GV80 SUV struck a treecan't happen with super clipping
>>154018953well that's fine then
/domenicali/ idea: hyperclipping
>>154018228one way or the other you're going back, abdul
>>154018902generally speaking
>>154013853>>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:>217>>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:>227 (226 starts)We will soon need:>Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team race starts since finifshing a Grand Prix
>>154019153praying we also get an oscar piastri dns count when mclel fucks him again this race
>>154019021biz idea: wind up motors, the cars have to reverse to store energy and go quicker
ynr pierre gasly is still in f1
>>154019496my amigo
Japan next
>>154013886What terrible FP2 results. Reminds me of that tragedy.
>>154019649see >>154019588
>>154019649Yeah, he definitely has an enormous cock
Pathetichttps://x.com/McLarenF1/status/2037582924338663784
>>154020068Meanwhile ps3 takes it in the ankle, like a man
>>154013977remember when the charts were the top speed?Now it's a chart of who goes slower.Clown.tiff
RACE MOMMY JUST DROPPED A NEW VID
>>154013977hulk knows
>>154014230
>>154020068he's such a poofter
>>154019758Does Alex know?
>>154020169is it on xvideos
Xvideos hasn't been working well for me for a while now. Been using xhamster
>>154017061I fucking hate Antiracing.
>>154020909for me it's motherless
>>154020714youtube.com/racedaycafe
>>154020253reminder that crofty saved similar from this fate
Gape Day Cafe
>>154021230*kimi wtf
>>154018415Their votes count as much as yours do btw
quali day by the way
I will not watch latinx day cafe no matter how many times you post her here
>>154019758No cock at all tyvm
>ynr Hamilton ramming into Verstappen on a straight and Verstappen got a penalty for that
>>154020068>>154020253MODSTHEY'RE POSTING PUSSY ON A BLUE BOARD
>>154021517That was Max going straight in a corner against Russel.Gifting a WDC to Lando.
>>154021519so you're the snitch that keeps sending me to jail huh
>>154021497so who the fuck wants to watch superclipping and harvesting lukewarm laps
>>154021517>ynr Verstappen deliberately ramming into Russel after being told to give an irrelevant position back and losing the WDC as a result
>>154021535How. DARE. you.Genuinely can't believe you'd make such a spurious accusation knowing how often I post the same sort of stuff you do, j*nnies hate me only slightly less than they hate you.Aston Martin
>>154021531Get out.
>>154021531>>154021553your bot is malfunctioning
>>154021564Next uo: Bargaining
>>154021591>he didn't get the referenceGuess I was expecting too much
Reminder that the perfect F1 soundtrack already existed.
>>154021610AI can't understand jokes, just imagine how bad German AI is at understanding jokes.
>>154021627Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
>he still doesn't get it
>>154017768
>FOM finally adds microsector graphics>they are useless because you cannot know how and when the different teams/cars are recharging>they added them only to hid the speedometer going down during superclipping
>>154021507
>>154021620That's not Casiopea.But also good.
>>154021715gosh i would love to drag my testicles across her face
>>154021833Have you considered asking?
>>154021833I would love you to drag your testicles across her broken window
Lando Norris will never win again
>>154021867i don't need permission
>>154021868>broken window theory, Japan:)>broken window theory, New Zealand:(
>>154021915Have you been gaped by this nigga yet or what?
>>154021715she lives with her window broken?>>154021507you and the finn are the oly ones that bring her up
>>154021943I knew you were a sub
This is the only Grand Prix worth attending in person. No celeb faggotry.
man, i dont need to read this, going to bed, see you in a while
are you coming back for qualy? QUESTION
yeahanswer
ok i will wait youhave a wonderful night
>According to Spanish media reports, Fernando Alonso's son is also named Fernando Alonso
>>154022160thats so funnywe dont usually do the naming our kids with the same name thing, weird that the 2 most important persons in spanish motorsport did(to be confirmed)
>>154021620Found a superior album of theirshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stars_and_the_Moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsvZ7D4n80https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZpsETkyq0
i wish max leaves this "sport" before the season is over - ideally during the break after suzuka, maybe he can get a seat in wec or imsa
>>154022160Museo y Circuito Fernando Alonso y Fernando Alonso
>>154022306Max will stay in F1 until he's 45.
>>154022160all of her other kids are named after respective dads too
>>154022327>2 daughters named Marcgrim, and too close to 'Merc' for comfort
>>154022327>all of her other kidsthis man is allergic to good decisions
to take a nap or not before fp1 and the qualy
>>15402239418 year financial penalty for ignoring red flags
>>154022433sleep. sleep through it all
>>154022394in his defense she probably makes more in alimony than he does driving for asston shartin
>>154022160Be sure to tune in to F1 in 2046. You won't want to miss the title fight between Robin Raikkonen (Mercedes, currently 8x WDC) vs Lily Verstappen (Red Bull-BYD) vs Fernando Alonso Sr. (SuperRenault-Honda (Honda's return after leaving the sport in 2028), currently 2x WDC) vs Fernando Alonso Jr. (Ferrari).
>tiger woods was put in jail for DUIlmfaoF1 related because Bertrand Gachot was put in jail in 1991 and that led Jordan to give Schumi his first drive ever.
>>154022499brother we aint making it to 2046
>>154021636>tf>tp
is jamaicabro gonna take a nap before qualy
>>154022483Also being a divorced mother is less embarrassing on a Sunday morning then driving for Honda rn
Who the fuck care about F1 anymoreGonna play Khazan
>>154022526ill pass out during fp3
>>154022306i hope he leaves tonight so yuki can hop in the car
>>154022326hope not.he's wealthy enough to buy a seat (or even a full car) in the top categories of wec or imsa and just drive for funand i'm aware his salary is very juicy like most redditors like to point but contrary to them i believe max knows or hires people who know how to invest your money wisely, so i think his net worth is more than enough to finance his racing passionalso, a die-hard racist like him would have no problem to get some sponsors in his car
>>154022326>proofed he's lost with numbers past 20He can't handle another series
>>154022548i hope not i'm gonna stay awake to watch it and i want to watch with u
>>154013977This is the gayest year for F1 and I'm laughing at all the virgins who started watching this sport in 2026 after seeing drive to survive and getting hyped for it.
super gt is faster than f1 at the 130r
>>154022809Coom in Loom
>>154022903yeah but does supergt have *the* lewis hamilton do an epic battle with charles leclerc for p4 in a ferrari?
just canceled my f1tv premiumno reason to give them money if theres no race in aprilbut i will be backbecause if i want to watch f1 im gonna do it legally and support the sport!
>>154022903Ar they faster anywhere else?
>>154022306KWAB
>>154023010Bro I wish HAAS and VCARB just kept the Japan liveries for the rest of the season
yiff in hell, toto wolf
>>154023154Toto the wolfMax the lionOllie the bear cubOcon the ratWhat are some other fursonas on the grid? I can see Oscar being a koala bear.
>>154023185I can think of one for Hamilton
>>154017061I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>>154022483yeah but she can drive the shit out of her pussy.
>>154023211
>>154018085Rule 1 breaking material for some reason, btw.
>>154021507she from madrid papi
>>154024210>Penelope origin story
Is it even possible to watch formula 1 without paying the TV jew? If so, please respond. I have missed the past 2 years of formula 1 solely because I stopped paying the TV jew.
very drunk, I'll probably fall asleephave fun with the super clipping I suppose
>>154024381>latinX doesn't know about pirate streamGo back to Sacramento, Chloé your parents miss you.
>>154024430no youre notyou can still type
>>154024446barely, it's 2am and I'm only now having dinner because I've bee n drinking since 6pm
>>154024433Please. I miss Formula 1.
>>154024482lol youll be out in 10 minsthe food hits you like a tranq dart
>>154015891I feel youI've found a job after a full year prospectingI was waking up 6:30am 3 times per week (mostly from monday to friday), going to job agencies (I have almost zero trust about job sites, most of them have monthly "premium plans" to exploit shamelessly from the penniless unemployed individuals, like me until last week) to search for something in my expertise (managing/administration, office stuff) or out of it (logistics/storage, which I got, and probably I will start in April)Too bad my former area (office) is saturated and clogged by leeches (mostly w*men) who want to scratch their balls while doing jack shit in the office from monday till fridayThe vast majority of "interviewers" are your average HR whores who fits the office worker description aboveHave faith, and you will make fucking make itGimi
F1 the Pinnacle of Motorsport? More like the Joke of Motorsport.
>>154024542I just watched a replay of the 1993 Monaco GP, and it struck me how F1 has lost its "on the edge" feeling.It used to look "breathless", like the drivers were struggling to go that quick for that long, now they look sedate, with drivers trying not to be too quick in the wrong places.It's sad to see such a harsh display of how gimmicky F1 has become to overcome the simple fact that the cars are starved of power.
>>154024602engineers do too much during the races nowthey need to make it so they just build the car and let the drivers drive it without any aid, and if the drivers are too dumb to drive them then make them simpler
Damon Hill on my monitor
>>154024535>my former area is saturated and clogged by w*men who want to scratch their ballsyou can't suffer in brazil
goblinobros...
>having to listen to Damon hill
>goblando's car is kill AGAINKWAB
>mclarinthegarageAGAIN
>Lando dead>againThis is the karma for him stealing the wdc and also being a huge faggot.
DUN DUN DUN
sun fun pun
sucyka
It was me guys. I went to a shrine on New Years Day and prayed for total Goblino death.
>>154024794thank you for your service
>>154024794the shrines ignore gaijin in fatigues
What are they going to do in this timeslot tomorrow if there's no F1 Academy this weekend? What will we post about?
Why did he choose to suffer at such a young age?
>the next yuki tsunodano one wants to be that
>>154024777>Charles Barkley laughing.gif
Goblino's car is dead AGAIN. Likely won't make FP3 lmao
>verstoppedinthegarageCadillac will eventually score a point coming in last place because another 10 cars didn't make it on the track.
pov: youre an hpp pu destined for mclaren
>>154024488i'll give u a link but i don't wanna type it here
>>154024847The only person not in the garage is colapinto.
>>154024861>having a sneaky link with the boysqueer
>>154024872It looked like his deadbull was still on a lift.
rip poohan
>>154024877gen z boss in a mini
japan now
back in my day japan was rainy
>alpenis this early i bet they have no idea how to set up the battery thingy
>>154024878Doesn't mean much without an annocument/statement, but is indeed less than ideal.
Yugi
Hadjar bussin
>bricked is jargony>it means exactly the same thing it means to brick any other electronicsI am insulted.
>>154024949im bricked up.
the lifting on the straights is literal pain
these cars just flat out look slow
I hate battery talk
>>154024960how much load have you depleted so far
>>154024949They had to refill the battery tankPour in a few extra joules
If batteries didn't exist, F1 would still be good and phoneposters wouldn't be a thing
>>154024973none because of the aforementioned bricking ?
>>154024974>POV you're about to make an F1 car go faster
>>154024969the funny thing is they arent lifting, they are still foot flat on the floor, the electric part of the engine has stopped and is harvesting energy from the proper part
>make the cars slower so they don't slow down as much
theyve stopped showing 130r onboards and sound
>here's your DRS replacement bro
holy fuck this NZ stream has longer ads then fucking TSN
>>154025003Wait, that's even worse
>>154024901what is blud waiting for
>drive in a retarded way to teach the carffs
Kek Glock? are you serious? Am i going schizoid I think this is it
>>154025087Took a while to get the auto targeting system for the turret to stop targeting the pit wall.
>>154023492
>norace
>don't mind us lando just rebuilding your carshouldn't they have done this earlier?
>Fernando possibly named his kid fernando
these cars are embarrassingI don't like f1
>>154024968>Hamilton:|>Hamilton, Japan:O
im hungry
I’ve solved the power issue.
>>154025156fernando got shit on by ocon, bro
>>154024807in 12 years when that kid is ready for his f1 career it will finally be ferraris year
>>154025181Fernando got shit on by Fernando (during a diaper change).
>>154024861any tips on how to look it up?
They wouldn't run out of power in 130R if they had to lift for 130R desu
Raped sport
8bins getting FAT
Why did they let audi do this?
>>154025246They kicked out Seidl to give him more power. They kicked out the head of the engine development program for him. Now they've kicked out Wheatley for him.It's his team now.
>>154025246its not audis fault its mercedes fault for not wanting front regen
i need food what do i eat??
>>154025300>jamaicanjerk chicken? i don't know what else you have there.
>>154025322wi nuh have dat
>>154025300
>>154025328wi nuh have dat
Total Norris Death
>>154025338eat some fried chiggin then
another >verstapp10incoming unless norris' car actually explodes
>>154025338have some jerked sausage
>>154025326>>154025338what do you have? human meat?
>>154025354>>154025363>>154025372wnhd.
Where is Norris?
have a feeling this race is going to be an absolute slurper
does anyone happen to have a DAZN stream? I kinda have crofty fatigue
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my bear :(
KWAB
haha... yeah kwab i guess...
could've been worse
it was a nice save
Gojirabros...
almost as consistent as merc/merc/ferrari/ferrari on the other end
>>154025471why is colapinto so bad?
japan is turning footsteps into electricity
Hulkamania is running wild
>Max Verstappen is midfield team now
>>154025471c-c-c-c-c-c-COLAPINTOBREAKER
12 mins between mw and sandwich
>>154025486audi is going to get a podium at some point this season
>>154025491Red bull has always been a midfield team. They either luck into a driver that can rescue their shitty car, or stumble upon the perfect car setup.2023 was an absolute fluke.
so 8bins is the team principal for now?
yeah this commentary team is absolute shit
>>154025518yup, ten flukes in a row twice, yup
this shit is so done for it's over
>>154025525
Holy fucking DEADBULL
i'm tired boss
>>154025525Yup, everything is going according to the masterBlan
checo checo checooooooooooooooo
amx sneething
Even toto is bored
>its another shifts are shit episode
max truly is the soul of F1
>>154025573thats his cum face bro
this is boring
this nigga has been complaining about his downshits for 5 seasons now
we're beating those pesky astons again, caddy bros
>>154025618They learn their place.
how does a bad downshift feels like, /f1/?
>>154025633post your downshift face
>>154025633like a clunk instead of a blip
>>154025638
mercedes is still hiding pace they have more
kind of want to see Linblad's indian fans go at it with Hamilton's black fans
Ferrari redeemed in his path
Mercedes gonna win 22/22 races
>>154025651russell will be 3 tenths ahead of antonelli in q3
>>154025670I know it smell crazy in there
>>154025678*23/23
>>154025670wish i knew someone with a bot farm to astroturf that a bit
>>154025533Unironically Max should not have won many of those races.He stole the Monaco pole away by a cunthair and won Mexico because Chuck and Poorez crashed out at T1
>>154025733I had that memory blocked in my brain, thank you very much leafbro
>>154022499>20462 years before pic related
Indians are everywhere its worrying
Nice day for fast cars lads
>>154025824Kino. Be honest, how do they sound? Also, what's the experience like at suzuka?
>>154025824Pic unrelated of course>>154025848I doubt he can hear them from that distance
>>154025824Too bad we only have the shitty 50:50 cars.
>fast cars
>>154025848They sound a lot better than they did for the last several years. Still a lot of room for improvement though. Suzuka is great, best circuit I've been to. It's just a bit shit to get to and from, and could do with another support series.
>>154025897Thanks for the reply, I've never been to a race and would like to finally go to one; even if the new regulations seem to make the cars fake and gay.Suzuka is kino on gran tourismo so it's towards the top of my list.Anyway, how expensive are the beers?
>>154025960Beers are ~$3-4usd. More expensive than the rest of Japan, but still very affordable.
HH Frentzen
>>154025757And 3 years before
>>154026133based
>>154026031What's going on now with this two hour break?
>missed Fp1 because of mlb>missed Fp2 because of mlb>missed Fp3 because of mlbI feel happy, I feel healthy. I am a human being.
>>154026259He's doing his best Johnny Somali impersonation
FUCK F1 TIME TO BINGE WATCH ENTIRE FIRE FORCE ANIME INSTEAD
>>154026306FUCKING BASEDI've had the season 3 part 2 intro stuck in my head for a week
oof
>>154026378what level of shitting are we on
>>154026459taco bell for 3 meals/10
>>154026378
anyone awake rn
I fell asleep 30 mins ago sorry
>>154026735no, f1 dood
>>154026735I wish I wasn't
>>154026735yo whats good my dude
Fernando is a dad at 50? congrats i guess
>qualifying in just under an hourCan't wait to see the mercs at least a second ahead of everyone else.
>>154026735yep just got up mate
>>154026777tuff
>>154026735Yeah I'm watching Madam Web on TV. I miss the Twitch stream.
>>154026777Looks awful from every other angle
>>154026735Just got home from waging just in time to seethe at Mercedes.
>Sky is calling Yuki "cute" and "adorable"Owari da...
>>154026828did jenson say that?
>>154026777>inside you are two wolves
how can ariana bravo and betty glover look so different yet sound exactly the same
>>154026828>calling a grown ass man cute and adorableid be pissed if i was yuki...
>>154026839He was one of them, yes.
Mattia Binotto on my monitor
>>154026896people in this general call grown ass women cute and funny
>>154026926Out of 10!
>>154026926Women are not same as men
PODIUMBERG
>>154026896>>154026828>>154026839Jense frequently calls him Yuki-san or Yuki-chan on commentary and in person IIRC, we also have an audio recording of him saying Yatta! to his ecstasy loving GF
fappan to Midna before qualifyan
yuki tsunoda is an ugly runt and anyone calling him cute is doing it in a mean spirited way
>Lawson over AMXkill me
>>154026963Lawdog is cool
>>154026963
>>154026947I came hands free watching Silverstone last year.
>woman talking
>>154026976>>154026976>>154026976
>brownoid talking
>>154026947*sluurp*
