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>>154017302
anti polish sentiment unironically

>>154017302
Nobody respects cuckolds

just post the webm already

>>154017640
imagine scoring 1 trillion goals and this is your legacy

>>154017302
because he's useless for the industry that is soccer
compare this to messi and ronaldo who got 500M+ third worlders to watch and worship european soccer
if they were trying to get polish immigrants in chicago to watch they'd have shilled him

>>154017302
Because this is a consequence of being a tap-in merchant

>>154017626
Based
Fuck those cockroaches

There's something unlikeable about him, dunno. And not in a fun wrestling heel way. Just in a lame way.

>>154017302
>>154017640
>>154028053
He's a pathetic cuckold unironically.

Imagine being famous making literal millions and still not being able to control your bitch.

>>154017302
>he's still performing at a high level
is he? last time barcelona played he missed like three 100% chances

>>154017640
QRD?

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>>154028053
He just doesn't have any charisma. Remember when he attempted to come up with a new goal celebration but it was so fucking shit he just gave up on it after a couple matches? He's just really good at scoring goals but he's a black hole of charisma. Penaldo has ultimate footballer autism, Messi has actual autism, he doesn't have anything that might make people truly form a connection with him

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>>154028966
i dont get it

>>154017302
Not a marketable name
Thirdies understand "Messi", "Ronaldo" and "Vini" but "Lewandowski" is confusing

>>154029178
>He just doesn't have any charisma
neither does messi, nor does ronaldo for much of any matter

>>154028053

he looks like some boring normie office drone with no tattoos and a sensible haircut who just happens to be a world class footballer. he and Harry Kane are the last of those guys. that would be likeable if his wife wasn't trying to turn him into a tiktok star (while cheating on him).

>>154032824
Harry is likeable though. Lewandowski has a certain smugness to him but no character.

>>154017302
Is this the guy that scored 5 goals in 9 minutes?

>>154033011
That's just because you guys hate poles. Lewandowski won you a CL, Kane so far hasn't, but you appreciate Kane more simply because he's not polish.

Lewandowski has zero charisma and looks like a normal guy. He's incredible at the sport but not marketable.

>>154036485
>CL
>*
>covid year
>did fuck all in the semis and final
but yeah, that covid year saved his legacy
he was taking the ibra route

>>154036842
poor guy

>>154017640
Sadly, this.

>>154037071
Technically he isn't a cuckold. Him and his wife aren't actually together anymore they both just pretend for business reasons

>>154029202
Of course an american wouldn't get what's wrong with cuckoldry or at the very least let your wife get manhandled like that. You all have the survival instincts of a panda

He's not a cuck, he's gay

>>154029551
Fair point. He could have shortened it to just "Lewa" earlier in his career. Ibrahimovic is also a fucked up name, but he started marketing himself as "Zlatan".
>>154032824
>if his wife wasn't trying to turn him into a tiktok star (while cheating on him)
Yeah, he should have leaned into being the stoic terminator that fits his personality, not some wannabe Neymar/Cristiano hybrid which cringed everyone out.
>instagram handle is rl9
Another marketing blunder of trying to be like CR7. Besides, Lewandowski already made it as an elite footballer earning millions, why does he want to be a celebrity so badly?

>>154027661
>paki bitch already awake at 7am to seethe on 4chan
what a pathetic "life"

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>>154047010
>"Lewa"
his left leg is good only to get up a tram though

serious question though - how much neanderthal is in him?

>>154049547
>serious question though - how much neanderthal is in him?
lots i'd say
explains endless promotion

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>>154049559
>lots i'd say
>explains endless promotion
that dominating midsection, that unathletic built, these inhuman eyes, it's not roids that make him look old even, it' s the lack of homo sapiens blood in him
look at dorian at 21 lol
>>154049547

> it's reprilians blah blah
> it's tha ***s
> it's aliens
nope, neanderthal mongrels

>>154017302
>never played in england
>stat padded against german farmers
>stat padded against spanish farmers post pissi-penaldo era
>0 success with his national team
he's properly rated

>>154049579
wtf that core is worthy of a Zeus statue

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>>154049617
he was never as fast as ronaldo but he was always physically stronger. hes only 6 feet tall but lewandowski is physically one of the best built players in the world, even in fifa he has a way higher physical stat then messi or ronaldo

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>>154052723
>even in fifa he has a way higher physical stat then messi or ronaldo
nice

He has zero charisma, and in today's football it's all that really matters

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Impressive, very nice. Let's see his numbers with Poland.

>>154054077
Kek

>>154054077
You know he is only 1 person and had to play with 10 retards

>>154032700
Theyve scored in big games, Lewa is a total flop

>>154017302
0 charisma