Summer Break Edition>Sat 28.03.09.30 Ski Jumping - Ski Flying Team HS240, Planica (SLO)10.00 Cross-Country Skiing - Ski Classics - Reistadløpet 35km, Setermoen-Bardufoss (NOR)15.00 Piggy Flying - HS240, Planica (SLO)>Sun 29.03.08.30 Cross-Country Skiing - Ski Classics - Grand Finale Summit 2 Senja, Bardufoss-Finnsnes (NOR)10.00 Ski Jumping - Ski Flying HS240, Planica (SLO)Previous thread: >>153971297
Ski jump
2nd for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
3rd for every winter sports being valid (except figure skating)
>>154018195>>154018219The duality of /biathlon/
>>154018238Even that retarded ski..mountaineering?? stuff from the Olympics?
>>154018238Let's be very clear, if I was in a room with skijumping and figure skating and I had a gun with 30 bullets I'd shoot figure skating 30 times.
>>154018275That never happened. You've been in a coma for 4 years
>>154018275Skimo (except sprint) is cinematic and based
>someone says we are not serious sport?
>>154018301Thank god >>154018303A hike isn't a sport
>>154018190>Meister Ederlol
>>154018190F for the fallen
>>154018397Vinklarkova is reconsidering now
I want her to look at me like that
Don't look too deep into those angel eyes
>>154018397doro...
>>154018532Retirement status?
>>154018460
>>154018397F
Advanced kiwi tactics
>>154018397Apparently Kyn hasn't been confirmed yet. He's such a young athlete and great talent, next season he could win the IBU Cup.
>>154018190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy2Sv7tKbVwGoodbye to the grand old man
Sonjaa?
>>154018190Eder was so close to breaking OEB's record for most races started (team events included), sad!
>>154018970Sonjaaaaaaaaaa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVm3sIy0g8
https://youtu.be/OnPDk1GBdcE
>>154019316Loudog should wear cute dresses when on the telly
she should be on the radio
>>154018591GULDEXTRA
>>154018591Is this like the nordic combined NM where 5th place finishes 15 minutes behind the winner?
>>154018397Fak isn't retired. At least not yet. He said he'll think it over during the summer
>>154019851Bro needs to make up his mind
North America
>>154020199Rocky Mountains
>>154019316Lou calling Perråt the Norwegian darling!
>>154020199>>154020244I really really realy like women
>>154019566Lou is nice. Seems like a good person too.
>>154020274What about MEN?
>>154020199imagine Sonja and Mackie, only biathlon
>>154018397>KühnHe just needs more time, next season will be his!
>>154020859>243 days until next season startsGermanybros, what am I supposed to do without or men and girls hitting 'em targets and skiing slow?
>>154021392She'll put a sleeping spell on you
>>154021405but I have to go to work after easter...
>>154021429Tell us about your workplace
>>154021495white collar office work<_< why are you asking?
Office work is not real or serious work
>>154021405why is her nose so big
>>154021590t. unemployed
>>154021611I thought you worked in an office
you can see my workplace in this pic from atop Kolsås
>>154021633Ida my love!
>>154021604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fta8XHivwu8&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMFta8XHivwu8&start_radio=1
>>154021903mmm its kind of big
>>154021903a million vanessas before that israel coomer,vI hate him so much
Morning
>>154018190I've never seen such a young man
>>154028126me neither. at first I thought this was her son
Watch Teams of MEN do a serious Sport
>>154020199sniffa
Crotch Control to Major TomTake your protein pills and put Men's Team on
Sneaky Slovenians letting the other teams build up false hopes.
Norgay cheating again
Geiger-Bros, we're so fucking back
Redpill me on Siri Ska. Will we get to see her as a regular next season? Who else got the Norwegians in the pipeline?
Embacher got some air.
>Stina DNS
Slind dabbing on the specialists for now.
BIUS BASCHGE :~~~DDD
Rok Oblak more like Year Cloud
>>154018265the dutch instawhore simp isn't really part of /biathlon/. He just misclicked on his way to /s/
Ryoyu very happy with Nakamura
Hey it's the actor from that John Wick movie
>>154028805Laurence Fishburne!?
We're getting 4th
>>154028371
I'm seeing double here, 4 Hot Jeanmonnots
>>154028811can't really tell
>>154028599washed
SLO
Just build huge walls around the hill so we don't have wind at all, problem solved.
>>154028599why?
Just stop caring about an unserious judge sport
>>154028923But your girl is doing well in a real and serious sport.
>>154028961nobody in sweden knows who that unreal athlete is
Norwaywinslol
>>154028983thought japan had this in the bag
>>154028983
Ryoyu the weak link of the Japanese. Who would have thought it possible
big crowds
>>154018190>Legend Lisa>Not Leutnant Sissithe absolute state of Austrian imagination
>>154028995Destroyed by Facts and Logic
wtf
No more Laško for him
how can astrid be so much better than silje?
>>154029093Being born 5 minutes earlier is a HUGE advantage.
>Norgayhahaha
kwab
>>154028983>>154028995>
Me? Love to be 4th
Another one in the bag
>>154029130>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Polan lose again
Planica weekend makes me sad every year :(
https://www.instagram.com/van.essavgt/reel/DWY6ZW4AnDe/Too big for me to upload here
>>154029142Same.. gonna miss you guys
since 2019 astrid and ebba takes turns cucking the glue girls out of winning reistadlöpet
>>154029093Many such cases!
>>154029130>4thmanyChances for two more this season.
327 starters holy
NM 5KM starting now. Even Juni is starting wth..
>>154029187Would sell my soul to look into her eyes
some big girls
>>154029259Big and slow
>>154029227why are you doing 5km?
>>154029275This is part 2 of national champs, and they had to be moved so everything is a bit of a mess. Also combining with juniors so they cut it to 5km for time reasons AFAIK
>>154029275The patriarchy
Ingrid Andreas little sister have a very bubbly personality kek
This Vølstad girl dabbing on everyone so far is a junior biathlete
>not sweeping the top 12it's over
>>154029405big talent
>>154029425extremely lickable
The Tank spotted.
if you can't beat the tank over 5km you need to retire on the spot
fridawins started!
they're here
>>154029488That's pretty short
>>154029500tank mk.1 got a max range of 2km
>wangberg
>>154029499>doesn't even have skis
>>154029523Kek
>>154029523just showed up and bullied some juniors to give up their skis kek
Nevermind, Tank is a fraud. Can't even beat 16-year olds
>>154029508kek
>>154029498frida isnt starting my bad
Tank MK3 faster than the original
>>154029535Still beat Tandrevold by 35 seconds
Kirkeeide better than Tank. In classic..
>>154029588Someone who hasn't skied classic since she was 17
>>154029588Last time Tandre raced classic she was 17.
>>154029593her uncle was a classic godcan't bring shame upon the family
>>154029600And on borrowed skis
Heggen is a big girl
>>154029606True
>>154029599>>154029600That's cap and TandrecopeNot racing classic competitively doesn't mean you don't do it 100+ hours a year recreationally, even as a biathlete Any pro skier should have a decent level in both techniques
hedda
Why is she retiring?
>>154029609massive
>milla
>>154029633Knee fucked
Feel bad for Myhrvold. She had a real chance at an Olympic medal if it wasn't for that injury
>>154029633>32 in a couple of daysunc status
HEDDA HEDDA HEDDA
Milla slooow
>>154029599>>154029600cope
fairly decent race by tank desui apologize
>>154029705Unaware
princess BIG lead at 1km!
Based Mathilde
>>154029713go go go
Tiril Udnes Weng lost 16 seconds to Mathilde and Julie on the last 2kmShe was only 5 seconds behind the gold at 3km
jonna won the 10km skate
>>154029819>Maja, 12th, +1:23.8Majabros...
>>154029873shes an old lady now
Only 13 piggies brave enough. Thankfully, 13 is a lucky number so nothing bad will happen.
Minja won by a country mile
He just sexually assaulted our girl
>>154030034That's my GOAT
>>154030034Good
Total Sneed Victory
>>154030034still waiting for those 4k minja yle studio webmerinos btw
LET THEM JUMPIF THEY DIE, THEY DIE
if you know you know
Selina pls
Ugness Reisch
swedish men skiing started
What happened to Thea Minyan Bjørseth?
>>154030591knee exploded
>Ich durfte so viele erste Male genießenbased whore
>>154030591
F Katha
>>154030538It's interesting to see them ski the same tracks as i used to when i was younger
>>154030722shamefur dispray
stylish
Hugo Enhörning
>>154030762very
>>154030722
Kek women's "sports". Jumping from 12 gates higher.
>>154030722Why did you have to post this?
YESzomi
>>154030762
Look at Robogirl go! She used to be even scared on Normal Hills and now look at her go in Planica
>>154030714why arent you there competing?
>>154030841Got lazy after my military service, was also never all that good
>>154029819>>154029705
>tfw you will never take Courtney on yacht
>>154030866there was a 50+ year old competing today
>>154030964that top is way too tight
>>154030591https://www.nrk.no/sport/hoppar-thea-minyan-bjorseth-_22_-var-vm-favoritt-_-enda-pa-traumesenter-1.17625630
>>154032020there's two of them?
>>154032038yepthe other one is apparently very talented too
>>154032038https://yle.fi/a/74-20217861
>>154032079not very similar
>>154032050How fast is she growing?
>>154032050Total Korhonen dominance (btw the most common surname in Finland)
>>154032079Would be fun to have two Korhonens in noko
>>154032775Neon Genesis Evangelion-tier proportions
>>154031649But very trad
Business idea: /summer calle/
>>154032938
>>154033108kek
>>154033108Plz no bully
>>154033108wow mean
>>154033610wasteful
>>154033610I'm in such desperate need for a girl who can barely fit her thighs into her pants
>>154033610Is the guy huge or was Sonjaa sneakysmol all along?
>>154033880Grok says apparently she has no official height, but at age 15 she was 5'3 (160cm).
>Grok saysGet a grip
>Grok
Grok says her favorite past time is reading /biathlon/ threads
Grok says Minja has a crush on Slovakanon
>>154033610THOSE THIGHS
>>154034391She's a big girl
Oh, Canada.......
>>154034391grim team
>>154034391for me it's whoever this is in the brown camo top
>>154034468at least they're having fun
>>154034708yeah, i guess that's more important
>>154037537smart but dangerous
Today is the last Kamil Stoch day in ski jumping. Press F
>>154039220F
>>154034391she needs to lock those legs around my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWDs1tS9-Ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9XxVjQ2ZxE
glue classics is so comfy to watch
Fleten attacking already...
>>154046518last year she wouldve attacked an hour ago
>>154046536Attacking before the race even started is hardcore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2wtIti78q4Kino
SPYEXTRA
Where is he?
F Kamil
>>154046625CAM ON KAMIL*BANG BANG*JUMP SUM FACKING JUMPS
>>154046630LUV KAMIL'ATE GAJGASIMPLE AS
Honestly, sports without judges are such joke. Only humans can estimate how well fellow humans are performing. Not machines
Me watching the season go by
Schutzova must have had a monster climb
Danke, Felix.
wow fleten terrible glide
>>154046611fis/alps cup tier like the former small globe winner Jelar
>me watching Polish ski-jumpers this season of World cupthank be to God this is the end
why do the winner get a livboj?
>>154046968Gonna be too tired to swim, so just in case they fall into the water.
>>154028304its wet
>>154033448side butt before my sleephopefully i get rest
apparently only anniken can into downhill
>>154038134how did she do it?
>>154047104People with functional knees in shambles.
>60.0 jury points given 8 times in 1000 years of ski-jumping>already given twice today
Plumprevold
is this the last thread before summer?
Business idea: pillows shaped like Hedda's rear
>>154047207Probably. Not really any winters sports left.Technically there is Jantelopped in 2 weeks, but that's more a meme.
F Fagner
>>154047240
>Fettner 40 years>Lisa Eder 24 yearsthey've been dating for a few years now
>>154047251This guy competed whit guys like Hannavald, Malysz and Hautamaki. Wild stuff.
>>154047260She's a beard
>>154047240>*Hedda's pear
>>154047240>>154047254>pillowsYou guys...we should have fully functioning Hedda-Android-gfs by now. Too bad we used our technology knowlegde to glue ipads to car interiors.
>Naito>33 years old>no points in the world cup until this season>now has podiums>win>world championship goldit's never too late bros
>>154047276Austrians are just naturally zesty. That doesn't mean anything
>>154047265A Blast from the Past
>>154047293ynr Daniel Huber was the Austrians' best flyer, whatever happened to him
>>154047301Exploding joints. Or maybe it was his back. Either way his career is apparently kill.
swedish sprint finals are starting
>ski-flying>coffin dance musicSounds about right
>>154047120it feels like they pick 1-2 competitions each season where they give inflated scores and then give 5x20 randomly when they feel like itthere is absolutely nothing even remotely serious about the style points in this sport
More Norwegian fans in Planica than there were in Vikersund.
Not exactly Peter Prevc numbers, but still ok.
>>154047341Dunno man, the judges look sharp and on point to me
>prevcdoesntwinlol
>>154047419>mfw the season is over
Alright, Pekka m'boy thanks for keeping us alive with schedules and threads. And everybody, have a good Summer and don't get stressed.
Scheduleposter here, it's been fun watching real and serious sports and the Olympics with you again this season. I'm off to summer hibernation, see you again when the new winter season begins, which means:>alpine skiing24.10. Sölden>LaVita IBU WORLD CUP BIATHLON26.11 KontiolahtiSee you and have a great summer!
>>154047381I think I'm the only one with an irrational love for Vikersund
>>154047444Thank you and good summer!
>>154047288That's the spirit
JONNA
>>154047444enjoy the break
i thought i found a new place to hang out and chill before bedi guess it's overi've grown to legitimately hate the rest of this fucktard site
jojo is the most beautiful girl
>>154047625Nice. Did you see Grøtting's very visible thong too?
>>154047629evidence?
tandrebutt bretty gudd
>>154047646you know it to be true
>>154047674Impressive from Vestad. Clutched a podium on the last 5km.
ebba out in quarters!
>>154047674What a name: Julie Hammer!
finals isjonnajojomajaogremärtamoa l
>>154047831go märta
jonna is insane!
princess wins easily
>>154047649This.
Fjorden Reeeeeeeeee
Fastest growing
its over...
until next time...
>offers you an applewould you eat it?
>>154049220
https://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur-route/Actualites/Emilien-jacquelin-passe-du-biathlon-au-cyclisme-et-va-rejoindre-l-equipe-decathlon-cma-cgm-pour-six-mois/1663510>Émilien Jacquelin is switching from biathlon to cycling and will join the Decathlon-CMA CGM team for six months.Crazy Jacq be crazy lol
>>154049428See you, winter cowboy
bye then
Enjoy summer frens
Bye peepz. Until next season, have a good one.
>>154049463Hey it worked for Primoz Roglic.
>>154050386He's a bit too muscular for cycling, but in terms of VO2 max he can put them to shame. I'm curious to see how it goes (and how he'll come back to biathlon...).
>biathlon is over>slow t&f year>burger World Cup disasterclass incomingLooking forward to comfy November already
>>154051113
>>154051372
>>154051113lmao
>>154051347It's always nice in /cyc/
For me, it's her mons pubis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqYTSiM1dUE
>>154039220Absolutely SI will never forgive this ass clown that he scammed based Kasai out of a gold medal in Sochi
>>154058594grim
They must have drank at least a dozen of them . https://x.com/ksiazkowyskok/status/2038327574267359469
>>154058594
>>154059145kek nice
>>154058594Thank god it's not like that in my country.
>>154058594We need anuddah Crans-Montana
Will she make it big next season?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3qfKBCtaULoaded it up and it was dubbed in English. Of course i want to hear it in frog and have it subbed in English. I felt insulted!
Bring back ice age
>>154060526Cute Dog
scar result of that one webm from shorttrack in milan
For me, it's ass fangs
>>154060973That's not bad. I though that poor girl lost her eye. Good for her.
>>154060973eye damage status?i can see some red there
>>154061030Different Dutchposter, but she sees from it but she still sees double
>>154047444Salute this man! A real human bean
>>154061126>and a real hero
>>154060973I regret opening her Instagram
>>154061177was she the coalburner
>>154061290Yeah
>slipskate>sportpick 1>>154061177
When I see you next, Darcie will become a top 30 skier
>>154047444thank for you the threads pekka
>>154061177>>154061290>>154061306>>154061324Just stop being Nazis and it all goes well.
>>154060526I'd pay to watch this tv show getting nuked from orbit.
Is skiing to cycling pipeline common in fandom?
>>154062930big fan
last sneedskate post of the season
>>154067020big hands
>>154067020>hand tattoosratgirl would never
>>154060973Cool scar, nice to see her eye of fine
>>154067905aerodynamic
>>154067905Very kissable chin
Minja has a little sister, be nice she is still very young
Younger siblings being taller is so unserious(Yes I bully my twin brother for being 1cm shorter in his passport)
Alright 'thlon, see you next year!
>>154067905
>>154068635minja is a great role model
Live another day
>>154068635Taller than her big sis already. Good for her. Is she a ski jumper or a noko girl?
>>154067905I wanna jump into Annas big varm naturals if you catch my drift
Good morning
>>154077334no but I assume something about workplace
/t&f/ died while I slept ;_;
Some cross-country news: Norway's Haavard Moseby retires at the age of 26, Sweden's national team coach Byström resigns after criticism.
why does the season end in march though
>>154083011So unaware
>>154083483weird looking ilona
>>154083483wdym
>>154083483If it was a real and serious sport they would be """nordic skiing""" in the powder snow.
>>154077268Noko
>>154067905for some reason this image reminded me that I want to purchase a motorboat
>>154085280Cool
>>154085538
>>154086446https://youtu.be/BdO9h4sPwpo?si=4LBHn5Pds1EndX5q
